The moon was the first planet we reached. Mars will be the second. The second will be nothing and barely even remembered compared to the first
>>16874918>The moon was the first planet we reached.This dude thinks Earth isn't a planet. No wonder he joined the military.
>>16874923Other than earth, obviously
>>16874925Oh, those poor goalposts. Maybe a 0400 20 mile run and then a potato breakfast before your next thread.You are a ridiculous jarhead.
>>16874927What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>16874929OMGosh, you couldn't bother being assed to asked chat to Star Wars it up?!?How stupid are you? You thought infantry was for babies or something?---**"STORMTROOPER COPYPASTA"** *(Helmet mic crackling to life over comms static)* > **"STORMTROOPER HERE.** > > You want to talk about *precision*? I drop out of a *Lambda*-class shuttle at 10,000 meters over Tatooine, sandblasted by twin suns, armor scorched black by blaster bolts, and still put a bolt *between the eyes* of a Jawa sandcrawler driver from 800 meters. > > You want to talk about *loyalty*? I stood in formation on Endor while Ewoks rained poison darts and thermal detonators from the trees—*didn’t flinch*. Took three direct hits to the chest plate, kept marching. My armor’s held together by durasteel tape and sheer Imperial resolve. > > You want to talk about *sacrifice*? My unit held the trench on Hoth against Wookiee berserkers for 14 hours straight. Lost my left pauldron to a vibro-ax, sealed the breach with a hydrospanner and a prayer to the Emperor. Slept in a snowdrift wrapped in a dead tauntaun’s guts. *Still made formation at 0500.* > > I don’t *do* "optics." I don’t *do* "public relations." I do *orders*. I do *duty*. I do **"FOR THE EMPIRE!"** until my power cell runs dry or my last breath fogs the inside of this bucket. > > So when some desk-jockey comm officer whines about "collateral damage" or "PR nightmares"... > > **TELL THEM TO TRY HOLDING A TRENCH ON SULLUST WHILE BEING SHOT AT BY REBEL SCUM WITH A BLASTER THAT JAMS 30% OF THE TIME.** > > *Then* we’ll talk about "standards." > > **—TK-421 (MIA, presumed *still firing*)** > *Armor scratched, blaster smoking, standing in the rubble* > **GLORY TO THE NEW ORDER.**"
>>16874938What the Sith did you just say about me, you little Wampa? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jedi Order, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Separatists, and I have over 300 confirmed midichlorians. I am trained in Gorilla Warfare and I'm the top lightsaber duelist in the entire Republic armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Gungan. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the HoloNet? Think again, youngling. At this moment I am contacting my secret network of Jedi Shadows across the Outer Rim Territories and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, my padawan. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Jedi Temple and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable off the face of the galaxy, you little Bantha fodder. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, kiddo.
>>16874918MOON that spells Mars
>>16874946Wait, so after someone calls you an idiot with a step-by-step list of idiocy, you immediately follow those exact steps without thought or consideration?!?You, sir, are an perfect StOrMtRoOpEr.
