It's 11:57 pm before midnight on new years. Cosmically speaking I will only come into existence about 0.5 seconds before the clock strikes midnight. Dinosaurs literally went extinct yesterday. The earth has been around September and the Milky Way has been around since mid January.
>>16882303Wow.When I wake up tomorrow it will be 4,000,002,026?
Woops, only 0.05 seconds, 0.5 seconds is like 250 years lol
>>16882303woah dude you just gave me a MINDSPLOSION
big bang time scale is wrongt. chaos interpreter
>>16882303thank you carl sagan. aren't you dead?
astronomy is the dumbest shit.