>be me>can get a fat scholarship to study in germany>I just need to pass the B2 exam>spent 100s of hours learning how to talk about soccer, bars and zoo animals>get to B1-B2 level>get the feeling that I have wasted learning all this useless crap>ragequit and cancel my applicationI could have read whole books on quantum chemistry, instead I have poured all this time and effort into learning how to talk to normies about beer. I don't give a fuck. Yes I ragequit the whole endeavor
try netherlands they are a stem powerhouse and they don't have language req and they love speaking eng, plus it's a nicer country, germany is meme, it's shit, poor and full of violence as well as upcoming nazis
>>16882629I am not leaving my shithole everI refuse to learn a single new word for the rest of my life
don't worry many people try to take advantage of germany and they fail the b2 IN germany so at least you failed ahead
>>16882633>>16882647literal two year olds can learn to speak fluently any languageand many adults struggle or completely failand yet (((Science))) claims plasticity is a myth
>>16882648>the fluency of a 2 year old
>>16882629>upcoming nazisexplain how this is a bad thing
>>16883078not too long ago 95% of all math and physics papers were written in german...
>>16883089but then the nazis came and all the smart people fled to the states
>>16882648>literal two year olds can learn to speak fluently any languageIt takes a lot less work to appear fluent when you're a child. 6 months of an adult dedicated to learning a language might make them about as fluent as a 10 year old. But that's not very fluent at all and wouldn't be perceived as such since a native speaker knows he's talking to an adult.Meanwhile, it took the native speaker 10 years to reach the same level.Neuroplasticity isn't exactly a "myth." But the language thing absolutely is.
>>16883094>all the smart people lost the war and were then prosecuted in the kangaroo court nuremberg trials where they were legally extorted to give up their research and findings to the USAFTFY, ishmael.
>>16883115Ok, then why didn't new research come out of germany in the last, let's say, 60 years?Did they forget how to do science too?
>>16883130nothing worthwhile in physics has come out of anywhere in the past 60 years
>>16883115AFAIK most prominent scientists fled before the nazis could kill them
>>16883156And that's because they were all jewsih, god's chosen race
>>16882624Thanks for tblog, asshole.
>>16882624you can apply again later lolyou dont quite after 1 job application that you yourself withdrew
>>16883177I just don't give a shit anymore, they can go fuck themselves for making me learn this useless crap>>16883171Post your regrets if any
>>16883179>I just don't give a shit anymore, they can go fuck themselves for making me learn this useless crapdesu personally i would not say it is useless, learning a new langauge is very neat in and of itself lolyou can now read german papers for one :) like heisenberg's Umdeutung paperno need to view it as a bad thing lol
Maybe if you got your browncel ass down to the bar, drank a beer and chatted to someone for once in your life you wouldn't do retarded shit like give up educational opportunities because it might involve talking to someone. God damn you are low IQ, actually it's probably good that you aren't coming to based evropa.
>>16883212>uhm chuddy, if you wanna do research in chemistry you first of all know how to talk to stacy about gepunktet and gestreift halstuecher
>>16882624>can get a fat scholarship to study in germanyNo, you can't. There is no such thing. You had psychosis.
>>16883250Dont google daad
>>16883237Yeah it helps you fit and stop having chud third world meltys
>>16882624the fuck is the b2 exam?
>>16882624>time and effortI was between jobs when my braincells realized I could try investing. Started with maybe 5K from working at Amazon. Did the mind-melting research and had multiple experiences where an investment multiplied by 10, once by 30, and apparently I have a 200x incoming but we'll see. Point is it's just another form of time+study+money and you clearly have the brains and drive. I did not watch charts 24/7 or get into day-trading either. Odds are you'll do better than I did in the past 2 years. Once you succeed be sure to prepare for any economic/weather related 'emergencies' that could happen in your area. Not talking doomsday, just things that could make life very difficult for a time. For example, the power once got knocked out here for almost a week because of extremely heavy snowfall/ice rain. Power lines got weighed down so badly they broke.
>>16883256DAAD "scholarships" don't work like that, moron. There is no scholarship in germany that will just promise to give you money because you have good grades in your 3rd world shithole and pass B2 before some deadline.
Imagine throwing away a scholarship to study in a country where there are no tuition fees so scholarships go 100% to your living expenses.Imagine throwing away a scholarship for a country where PhD students are employed workers at the university with work contracts and all employee protections.Imagine throwing away a scholarship for a country where working students pay 0% income tax and where independent science institutes such as the Helmholtz Center and the Max Planck institute have a greater high impact publishing record than Oxbridge.People would have murdered and have murdered to have the same chance as you.
>>16883746Don't project your shortcomings to internet strangers, anon.
>>16883760I am a literal German PhD student, dude. It's you who is projecting.
>>16883737Nigger, don't you know how to read? You can apply yourself as long as you are not a sissy german citizen, plus they take money from your gov and make presonalized offers to universities all around the world.And who the fuck said anything about grades?I am sorry you have never had the chance to study abroad, timmy
>>16883746What you say might be true, but I hate germany, germans and german now
>>16883737DAAD awards research grants for PhD students from almost all countries of origin. A grant for a full Doctoral programme in Germany is offered primarily to applicants from developing and emerging countries. Scholarships for ain Germany are available, in particular, for persons from industrial countries. However, some study scholarship programs are aimed specifically at students from developing and emerging countries, such as the "Study scholarships for STEM disciplines“ and "Development-related Postgraduate Courses (EPOS)" programs.
>>16883943>>16883941No such thing. You guys just read the titles of those funding programs without checking the requirements. A lot of those are not actually offered anyways, but that’s another thing. My proposition is very simple. There is no scholarship or any funding program that fits what op describes in >>16882624 .If there is one, surely one of you guys have linked this supposed “scholarship” that basically only needs B2 exam?>>16883797You aren’t even qualified to talk about this. We are talking about the existence of this supposed German (DAAD or other) scholarship that just requires B2 certificate. You’ve never gotten it. And there’s no such thing.
>>16883947Don’t forget op has described it as “fat”. Making it even more likely to be bullshit to get (you)’s. /sci/ believes anything these days.
>>16883947God, you're retarded
>>16883947Seethe more, third world chads stay winning, getting free education on your back, timmy
>>16883953Op is delusional. What he wrote never happened. There is no such “fat” scholarship. It’s all fiction. Lies. To get engagement from retards on /sci/.
>>16883954Yeah, sure. Believing lies like op’s suits 3rd-worlders’ low iq.
>>16883956>>16883955It's all lies and da jooz are behind them!
>>16882651Are they the missing link? It was right under our nose all along.
>>16883947They are at my uni too and last year they gave 5 spots for a full phd program in germany, all filled by complete fucking retardsAll you had to do to was give an interview and they selected people off of thatThey pay you 1500 euros a month, which means you'd be starving there tho
>>16884600So let me get this right.No B2 requirement.No “fat” scholarship.Still nothing like OP described. Scholarship is a bad thing for german phd anyways. We literally had lawsuits about it for foreign MPI phds.I’m not sure why you guys think I’m unfamiliar with the german funding system. OP was bullshitting.
>>168846151500 euros might be fat to a pajeet earning 50 dollars a month
>>16882629fuck off we're full
