the larp is over
>>16884316How much would be all that copper worth as scrap?
>>16884316Maybe read the article?>Beginning in June, engineers will start upgrading the device so that it can carry out ten times the number of particle collisions it currently can do, something that will allow for far more experiments to be conducted, yielding still more troves of data. The project, dubbed the high-luminosity LHC, will take some five years to completeAlso, they're making an even bigger one:>The leading candidate to replace it, per The Guardian, is the gargantuan Future Circular Collider, which at a proposed 56 miles in circumference would make the Hadron look like the kiddie pool.The LARP has only just begun.https://futurism.com/science-energy/large-hadron-collider-shut-down
>>16884321>>16884316I also just thought I'd mention that the article has randomly bolded letters here and there which makes me feel schizophrenic.
>>16884322>analy*Z*eSomeone left in their editor's tantrum is all.You're good.
>>16884322CERN gave us the World Wide Web and is the main proponent of Comic Sans in Science. Schizo is fitting.
>>16884316Need all that money for isntrael and ukraine
i wonder what it sounds like when it's being switched off
NOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT MY NEW PARTICLES!!@
>>16884316Earthly sub-woofer.
>>16884321My EU taxes pay for this instead of infinite oil wars. Take notes, mutts.
>>16884384>tfw no chubby perm hair nerd bf to collide my large hardon with
>>16884318They're not going to use as much copper wiring in servers anymore, with an integration of fibre optic's into the CPU.
>>16884408The new Hardon Collider will be Bluetooth.
>>16884411$40 Billion, designed to reach ~100 TeV. It's Bluetooth for the rest of the world.
>>16884316
When they collide them together, the vibration reverberates and spills back out into our world, trying to make a particle. Normally follows plate tectonics at the way to the end. Same with nuclear tests.
>>16884321Thanks, based summarized and posted the article anon
why one build one that goes around the earth and get it over with already
>The High-Luminosity LHC (HL-LHC) is a major upgrade to CERN's Large Hadron Collider, designed to increase particle collision rates by a factor of 10 to gather significantly more data, enabling deeper studies of the Higgs boson and the search for rare phenomena beyond the Standard Model after 2029. This involves advanced technologies like new 12-tesla superconducting magnets and specialized cavities to focus beams, pushing the boundaries of accelerator physics and expanding the potential for fundamental discoveries.
>>16884321is Sam Altman behind this?
>>16884316Their formatting makes me angry
>>16884316Let's review.> What did the LHC accomplish?> Did any of those accomplishments go on to tangibly improve civilization?
>>16884321https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fY8dENdB620
>>16884757Theoretical science doesn't often yield tangible results. But a lot of shit got done in relation to LHC.https://crystalclearcollaboration.web.cern.ch/Very much upgraded the PET scanners worldwide.
>>16884321Ok but where will FCC be built, and 30x energy doesn't seem nearly significant enough to produce groundbreaking results. What specifically are they looking for? LEP collider was built to find the heavy bosons. LHC was built to find the Higgs. They know what to find. What particle is known to be found here?
>>16884757Particle accelerators don't even register compared to the resource drain of all the other useless bullshit we do.
Some anon on here was like "the quantum scale is the bottom of reality", which is demonstrably false and anyone with more than two brain cells would be aware of this factThere are some real hardcore brainlets lurking on nu/sci/ nowadays, lol
>>16884321Highly deceptive garbage 2025 along is something on the order of 10^15 collisions. Garbage in, garbage out. Even another 1000 quadrillion experiments has no chance of helping because their process is fucking retarded. They aren't learning anything. They don't record experimental parameters. >IT WILL STACK TO THE MOONEat a dick and solve the problem. That is what you are paid for retarded ass scientist. You don't even have in house repeatability and actual reproduction is impossible. Where is the second LHC exactly? This is the type of circle-jerk self-confirmation one would expect from reddit peer review. >wikipedia says we are heckin valid chud
>>16885383They're feeding their schizo, uneducated theories into genAI which validates them and gives them technical, albeit irrelevant language to relay such schizo beliefs.
They're going to destroy the world with this fucking thing eventually
>>16885491>nuclear power plants will destroy the world one day trust me brio
>>16885519Nuclear power plants don't fuck with the fabric of reality in experimental ways just to see what will happen
Guess it's going military-only for 5-years for the world war.(which is allready nuclear btw)
>>16885553>fuck with the fabric of realityLmfao
>>16884316No not like this.... can't we get them more taxpayer dollars somehow?????
>>16884322Genuinely why is this in the article
