Today’s edition: vscan air, my beloved. Thread dedicated to the discussion of medical practice and literature. We do not give medical advice, kindly fuck off.
Threadly reminder>DO NOT GIVE ADVICE>DO NOT FEED THE NURSOIDS>DO NOT ENGAGE WITH PREMEDSand most importantly>DO NOT REPLY TO PSYCH POSTERS
>POCUS but jack up the price 10 gazillion times bc it's wireless or however the GE CEO's bonus is determined
I just sneezed which caused me to fart. Am I going to die?
>>16894783>All U/S has vendor locked in subscription proprietary bullshit. Fucking ass.>>16894784
I HATE CCS CASESI HATE CCS CASES
Can you GPs (including VETs) just narrow down a case to at least SOMETHING at all? Every time I visit one of you cunts I get 'lol it could be anything! either I'll do nothing or we'll test for everything!' I could have come to that conclusion at home. Quit being fucking pussies and be decisive, otherwise I'm convinced you haven't a clue what you're doing.
going to read on from chap. 3 of the MCAT prep book full complete collection. I hope I finish it by tonight!
>>16895132Ok, I'll bite. My qualifications are I'm a first year pathology resident studying for my 3rd boards. Can you please tell me what your chief concern is and history of present illness (describe pain, related symptoms, duration, things that affect your symptoms). It may be useful to know your past medical and surgical history too, including medications, supplements, and recreational drug use. I think that would be a good starting point. I'll probably also be letting you know that the differential is long too depending on what your chief concern is.
>>16895137avatar niggerywnbad (you will never be a doctor)
>>168951678 posts in and we're already engaging with the psych patients Off to a great start
>>16895177iwbad
>>16895188I want to farm content. It's funny
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7e7L-yS8PA>tfw listening to this on the morning commute for the past week straightAny good commute songs y'all got recently
continuing education in hawaii with most expenses paid by the practice i joined. when will you guys become optometrists and join me?
docs what do you make of this high I’ve been getting from staying awake for 3 or 4 days straight, is this bad long-term? I heard this can cause epilepsy though, is that legit?
>>16895329>insomnia 4 the lolziesDo normies rly?
Propofol based anesthesia and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>16895553>he isn't ether-maxxing in the year Anno Domini 1846+180Behind the times lil bro, chloroform is unc tier now
>>16895292I hate warm weather. Billions must shiver>>168953296 7 syndrome
>>16895572Good mentality until you live somewhere with zero infrastructure to handle it (read: Republican state)
>>16895167I have a stomach ache