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My farts smell like McDonald’s food but when I eat anything else my farts always smell like rotten rat corpses??
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>>16895477
McDonald’s food smells like rotten rat corpses.
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>>16895477 (checked)
>>16895522 (double checked)
FPBP \thread
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>>16895477
you have a mcmicrobiota
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>>16895477
Because the food inside your intestines ferments and produces a lot of methane gas. The longer it takes to move through, and the more gas-producing bacteria you have in your guts, the worse your farts will smell.

Some food also ferments a lot more than other foods, and some produce more methane than others. Animal fats and proteins produce the worst farts of all.

I'm basically a fart engineer. I'm like a quantum physicist of fart science.
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>>16895477
1. Your diet is total shit
2. McD's doesn't digest and comes out the same as it was before it went in, just mushed up.
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>>16896376
Not really funny, but clever.
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>>16895477
Eat real food
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>>16896414
Methane is odorless.
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>>16895477
The flavoring/aroma chems don't get digested



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