/sci/, scientifically speaking, how do I increase my chance of dying while I'm sleeping?
>>16896992Get really really fat and develop sleep apnia then don't treat it.
>>16896992sleep in a lake
>>16896992take the batteries out of any gas detectors you have
PRAY
>>16897002Pretty much this
>>16896992Make sure to use all the legally available recreational drugs and be fully vaccinated with the latest MRNA technology if you want the best chance of acquiring SADS.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_arrhythmic_death_syndrome
>>16896992sleep on train tracks
>>16896992Don’t
>>16897267Or sleep in a room with a running diesel/gasoline generator or sleep in a hyperbaric chamber that doesn't have an oxygen supply.
>>16897003Killsingasuka noo!
>>16897273thank you
>>16897116My smoke/CO detectors haven't had batteries in over 20 years.
>>16896992obesity, alcohol and drug abuse.
sleep while getting raped to death
>>16896992You've just GOT to try deathmaxxing my friend:* co2maxx with car running for warmth and co2 in garage* monoxidemaxx with furnace & hwh vents closed for warmth and monoxide* firemaxx with lit cigarette in mouth every night (combine with alcohol for potential spontaneous self explosion)* heartattackmaxx with deepfried cheeseburgers for every meal* brainbleedmaxx with 1000 mg aspirin every night before bed, sleep on tilted bed, and 12 sets x 10 reps valsalvas each week
>>16900166Spontaneous self combustion isn't really a thing, it's been attributed to the wick effect. You drop your cigarette and it starts to smoulder eventually catching your clothes or the bedding on fire. This kills you pretty quickly especially if you're intoxicated. Then the fun part begins, your fats starts do melt and wick into your clothing turning your body into what is essentially a torch. This can fuel a fire for a long time leading to a completely incinerated corpse.
>>16900169In firemaxxing we drink 2L pure ethanol then create a bolus in the stomach of pure oxygen using a external canister and tubing. Light a cigarette, enjoy a puff or two, then ingest the lit cigarette to firemaxx
>>16900176Oh neat, my mistake.
>>16896992Have you tried sleeping on actively used railways?
>>16896992Just fall asleep sprawaled on the highway
