>cures pancreas cancerWhat's next?
>>16900919first thing is to set the record straight.
I wager all illnesses will be cured within the next century
isn't the chance of something going from working in rats to working well in humans like 1/100000000000000000
>>16900919They don’t look white.
>>16900937The guy with the stain is literally the lead and the rest his team
>>16901131>stainis there not anything you can be made to believe?
>>16901141Seek help buddy
>>16901001its almost 100% actually
this is what true /sci/entists look like, I bet he also has the formula for supervillians
>>16901339That's some nobel prize material then, this guy could become a legend in the medical field
>>16901755muh noble prus
>>16901001pretty sure it was human cancer in a rat
>>16900919>womenIt's guaranteed to be a nothingburger
>>16901001Rats and humans have identical cell structure, organelle system, and even hormonal panels so it's not a far cry
>>16901801Just because your own mother was unable to produce anything worth time and respect doesn't mean all women are as useless, buddy.
Too late
Most biology students are women. Its a fact. They get hired in these research groups before they reach the legal age at which hiring is not allowed. Seen some perma-students panic as they reach the age.
>>16902313I just love studying applied biology with women.
>>16900919Claiming bottom right she’s 10/10
>>16900919>Accepting treatment from an ugly genetic freakI'll pass
>>16902157That retard would have rejected the cure
>>16900919That's all well and good I suppose, but will my health plan cover it? Not much good to me if it doesn't.
>>16901372>>16902737Imagine having chemo skills so high-tier you find a new cocktail to nook pancreatic cancer but your phototherapy skills are so low you can't even find a boomer dermatologist to burn off your Port Wine stain with a half-century-old CO2 laser.>t. looksmaxxer on a lot of prophylactic chemo
>>16903106>health planOP pic is spain, other than teeth they got all covered for free. Try moving to a country where a broken bone doesn't put your family in debt for generations
>>16900919>in miceLemme guess in humans it'll prove to only work 20% of the time and really fuck you up so pancreatic cancer is still a big problem
>>16903949Apparently it doesn't, if it works in humans it should do wonders. And considering how lethal pancreatic cancer is, an extra 20% chance of survival would still be big
>>16901000 That's not a very ambitious wager, seeing that progress is exponential.
>>16903117I find deformed /sci/entist more trustworthy, they're more real and close to the stereotype of a true /sci/entist
>>16900937so true lmao
>>16900919why are there so many fucking women? women have lower iqs too they havent done jack delly shit for society besides being gold diggers
>>16904221At least he's not a dermatology researcher. People were kinda skeptical of 2-deoxy-D-ribose because one of the co-authors on its first big paper was bald, lol.
>>16904272>how come I'm being a retard? Shouldn't reality reflect what I believe no matter how stupid I am???Truly a mystery
>>16904487I'm smarter with more discoveries than anyone on this board retard and i have a 6 inch dick fuck off
>>16904272gotta keep the men happy while they do all the work.
>>16904272A lot of technician level work is really repetitive and beneath the leads on a project.
