>nearly-perfectly preserved wooly mammoth carcass gets discovered in Siberia>one of the Chinese scientists takes a bite out of its 10,000 year old flesh
>>16908479they didn't learn the first time did they
>>16908479Joe Rogan ate one too. How the fuck does eating it even fucking cross your mind?There's only so many of these out there and the world needs them for research. These people need to be shot
Who can blame him, i would do the sameRemoving adventure from scientific practice is one of the reason the whole thing is so gay nowadays
>>16908479Reminds me of that time they found some honey in an ancient egyptian tomb and the guy just eats some
>>16908479That's how real men do real science. That day, they learned something about Prehistoric Man's qualia. :^)
>>16908479I would love to try their meat for sure, but if I was an archeologist I'd probably have too much moral respect for the field in the ideal living in my mind to act like an absolute n*g*er and eat it
>>16908479>nearly-perfectly preserved Chinese scientist carcass gets discovered in Siberia>I take a bite out of its flesh>It tastes exactly like any other Chinese scientist
>>16908479Solzhenytsin explains this wrt some thousands of years old fish found frozen in siberia. the gist is that it was prisoners who found it and being chronically hungry ate from it, but by the phases of chinese whispers of joirnalism they became first the 'discoverers' and then 'scientists', because obviously it's scientists who make discoveries so a discoverer must also be a scientist.
>>16908514they’re homosexuals that eat mammoth cock
>>16908514>the world needs them for researchThe world does not need mammoth research at all.
>>16911157maybe in your shit world
>>16908534sorta agree. one chance in your life of doing something like thatit's not like every gram of it is invaluable for some kind of "mammoth research" lol
>>16908479This is just like Baki frfr.
