Why are UFO fags so retarded?>Uuu it must be aliens aliens>No that can not be the government or new government tech!>REEEE>ALIENS!
>>16911518The gov has been talking about it a lot lately. Maybe they're trying to make people sick of hearing about it for some reason. Most people don't seem to even care anymore.
>>16911577The gov is full of fucking idiots and those that scream aliens to district from the fact they are pedos.
>>16911518>>16911577>>16911584
Heres your giant black silent triangle UFOs.The only intelligent life that could survive an interstellar trip would be made out of plasma. Not greys or reptillians or any of that kook bullshit. If theres NHIs that go across interstellar distances, theyre not made out of biology.>BBBUT WARP DRIVES BBBUT FTLFuck you, causality violation.
>>16911577I mean we have radio telescopes and stuff for decards now.. Shouldn't we have seen SOMETHING by now? Still there is nothing. At this point we can basicaly be sure there are no ayy lamos in the 200lj range. Except of cause if they are very well
>>16911518>master interstellar space flight>traverse the cosmos >crash into a rock that's 10,000 miles wide>repeat multiple timesUFOlogists imagine the aliens are even dumber than they are.
>>16911577we all have space nigger fatigue
>>16911577fp
When you actually look into UFO cases properly it's always explainable.Kinda disappointing lol
>>16912047>master intercontinental travel>traverse the oceans>crash into a tiny reef and sink>repeat multiple times
>>16912233how do you explain the tictac ones?
>>16912047>>16912805lol.here's the thing about intelligent life. So far all intelligent life we know of isn't very intelligent. The same species that has almost harnessed fusion energy, and can make microscopic computer chips, also is the same species that produced the Kardashians, Tiktok, and the entirety of Saudi-Arabia. If any alien military or space exploration group is anything like humans. And the universe is as absurd as it is, the nerd who made the spaceship is not the one flying it, it's most likely going to be some random crayon eating military grunt functioning on 3 hours of sleep who makes first contact with humans.also on a side note, If humans make contact with an intelligent alien species, I am definitely fucking one of them, and I know one of them would totally be down. /xeno/ sends its regards.
The fuck did the Ancient Egyptians know the Pythagorean theorem before they even built the pyramids?Pythagoras traveled to Egypt to learn it from them around 500 B.C. but the pyramids were built around 2500 B.C. (supposedly).But they had to know this math around the time the Great Pyramid was built, and before. We are talking about levels of mathematics that should have propelled that race to the stars, and at least to conquer the known world at some point. WTF HAPPENED?How did those people collapse and decay and simply not progress out of agriculture along a river? From 2600 B.C. and possibly before that, so almost 5,000 years ago these people had Mathematics so advanced that it would not be understood and transferred around the world until 530 B.C. when Pythagoras took it to Greece and taught it to the Greeks, teaching them a new battle formation utilizing ratio, Alexander the Greats father Phillip, who was kept as a hostage to ensure peace for Macedonia, was at this battle and likely met Pythagoras, who then went on to use this ratio weapon to develop long spears and conquer all of Greece, and then his son Alexander used Pythagoras ratio weapon and built really, really long spears and conquered half the civilized world. So for more than 2,000 years, Egypt is the most advanced Mathematical people on the planet, and once they build the pyramids...they just....stop?The block slops stops. All they do with this advanced mathematics is....stack....blocks....That's it. Nothing more.For Two Thousand fucking years.NADAShit out ultra advanced math, and then...just.....stop....Huh....big think....
>>16912047There's no reason to believe that any species capable of interstellar travel has "mastered" it. You could say the same about the shipwrecks that occured during early oceanic exploration.
>>16912899>How did those people collapse and decay and simply not progress out of agriculture along a river?probably because the pharaohs were megalamaniacal retards who squandered so much time and resources on pyramid monuments to themselves,
>>16911518Jacques Vallée is mostly right, but wrong in assuming a malicious intent behind the manifestation and ever-changing characteristics and narrative origin of ayy lmaos.There is no intelligence behind it. They appear to fill a narrative gap like a virtual photon in a Feynman diagram, and the details change every time because the nature of the narrative plug is mostly irrelevant, as long as it temporarily works.Once, the narrative plug for the inner workings of nature were fairies and shit, which conveyed stories of an invisible spirit world making everything work by magic.The modern cultural obsession over the narrative gap created by the Fermi paradox is manifesting ayy lmaos which conveniently make shit up on the fly about the destiny and dangers of technological civilizations.Hallucinations may become real, but they're always invariably bullshit.
Better question is why was this thread remade and why isn't this posted in /x/? Didn't get the answers you wanted?
>>16912807everytime you ask these skeptic retards this you get radio silence. radar data, video, extremely credible testimony, none of it will ever be enough for them to go against their cult of conformity.
>>16912233>>16912807>tictac The what?>>16913382>you get radio silenceAbout what?>their cult of conformity.????Look this is how it is .You base your jumps to conclusions on a almost religious cult of UFO fags that has insane illogical jumps>I did experience something strange>It must be le hecking aliens from another galaxy>NO I HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO CONCLUDE THIS! Because there are like 4 other explanations other then >IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THE HOLLYWOOD MOVIES ABOUT ALIENS WHO I WAS INDOCTRINATED AS A CHILD!See the problem here?No?Either way here is my presupposition you will hit hard against this and there is no real way to overturn it.1) The government is testing(non maliciously) something.Strange object in the sky?New government tests a new drone or jet. How about a hologram?2)The government is faking it to test its own member's>Oh no my uncle who was in the military did see an alien autopsy and they told him to not talk about it!Lets see:Be military officerDecide to test the new guyMake a retarded puppet show with alien autopsy, tel him it is a real alien and he can not talk about it. Days later the town is talking about the alien autopsy (very good test before the internet and phones) now you know the guy is unreliable and to never be entrusted with real secrets.3) CIA operations.Want to fuck or experiment on the population?Gouse some local retard with LSD or other drugs and put a dildo up his ass while he is tripping balls.Want to fuck around with the local population?Fly your new RGB drone next to their home and watch them freak out.Make a fake CGI video and post it online a le hecking alien spaceship in the sky.4) Deliberate government hoaxThe government wants you to believe in aliens and will fake an alien encounter so you retards all submit to the demands of your alien overlords. Because all of you retards have this urge to do whatever aliens say. 1/2
>>16914382>>16912233>>16912807>>169133822/2The basis of this is that government exists and is ready to lie and fuck with us. Also we are constantly bombarded with aliens in TV and Hollywood to indoctrinate us. As another alternative how the fuck do you retards always think it is aliens?And not like you know demons or some species that already exists on this planet? Or inside of it? Or phase shifted on our planet? Why the fuck does it always have to be some other life who evolved on another planet somewhere in the universe like in every Hollywood movie? A strange light is a strange light not your fucken Hollywood movie fan fiction! You can never answer this.Here is another framework we live in a simulations and the strange lights are people outside of the simulation fucking with us. For another framework see sky rods or sky fish animals who exist with us and are strange. You jumping to>IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THE HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!Is childish! And the best example is how UFO fagots will jump on everything and it turns out it was literally another satellite who crashed and burned is another example.
>>16914382>>16914388didnt read
>>16914442>didnt readBehold the intellectual capacity of the UFO fagot!>didnt readAnd then the UFO fag wounder why he is violently suppressed and mocked by everyone!
>>16914503>reading retarded nigger shit which cannot do basic research = holy bayzed chad>not reading= friggin fag!!! you don't listen to basic sence!!!kys monkey nigger>huh?? tictac?? was dat?? whaaaa?? you're just wrong bruh
>>16911518>CIAMIB is actually based on turbofaggot reddit athitroons of the 1950s, aka N.I.C.A.P.They would go around bullying/intimidating witnesses to only talk to them without identifying themselves so that their magazine/little club could have all the scoops and be king of the s/x/hizos.>but thats just a cover st...Anyone who knows anything about ufology knows ufologists have been, are, and always will be the most HS-pilled, BPDemonic histrionic, daramafagging group of primidones in the entire population.Remember, 99.99% of UFO encounters are made the fuck by people who needed attention so badly that they had to make up a story about being abducted by aliens, any group of UFO enthusiasts will inevitably consist of turbo narcissistic nutcases and the good stuff is years and sometimes decades apart.90% of any ufo podcast, forum, or conference will be dominated by petty infighting bullshit, and no UFO research group will ever last more than 10 years before splitting into 20 different petty sects over gossip and nonsense rather than ideas.
>>16914513Look UFO fagot mental breakdown!>Not reading itThen stop posting on 4chan.>>16914699OK ESL bro. I like to tell a story from 2025 about 1 guy I know at work.SO basically the started a energetic conversation with me and showed me some video he recorded with his phone it looked like meteorites at night.I suspect he was a UFO fagot and was trying to measure me up.So I goMeteorites?He goes >NO!Elons satellites crashed?>NO! The next day if I asked him it turns out it was either Elons star link shit crashing or Elons shuttle exploding (I forgot what it was).And here lies the main problem with UFO fagots they are unbelievably indoctrinated and live in their alien fantasy land.How fucken stupid do you need to be to get excited over le fire in the sky? Not only do we have meteorites however we are putting so much crap in orbit that it is getting ridiculous at this point and then we get countries deciding to use anti-satellite weapons. How the fuck do you jump form >I see fire in the skyto>That mus be the hecking aliens!If these fagots where more retarded they walk at night into some dirt road and film every time the see strange lights and talk how they see aliens.Pro tip these lights are from human cars, 1/2
>>16914699>Anyone who knows anything about ufology knowsSorry anon I have no interest in interacting with these people or going to their furry conventions. >encounters are made the fuck by people who needed attention so badly that they had to make up a story about being abducted by aliens>of turbo narcissistic nutcases and the good stuff is years and sometimes decades apart.Yea I suspect this is the main case. The most retarded part is that 300 years ago these people would talk how demons abducted them or Jesus or a god fucked them in the ass. However after Hollywood popularized the idea of aliens it is all aliens now.TO be hones them talking how they got fucked by aliens is less believable then them talking how a god fucked them in the ass or how a demon fucked them in the ass or a ghost. Aliens literally did become an option after Hollywood make it look cool.
>>16914733>Sorry anon I have no interest in interacting with these people or going to their furry conventions.>lel you are the dumb I am the smart sence always win!!!!!you're a retard nigger troon if you're just here to suck saince troon cock and not use actual logic go prostitute elsewhere
>>16912899Every ancient civ knew the Pythagorean theorem just he or his school was the first to prove it with demonstrations The Library of Alexandria was burned and they didn't exactly have copies of the 100k scrolls there accumulating all their knowledge so if you swordeD all the academics in Egypt and burned down the records library all that is lost forever. The Egyptians didn't need math to win battles they did what modern armies do which is establish supply lines so some naval port would be established and they'd run reinforcements and shit to the front. Those ancient battles consisted of a bunch of retards meeting in an open area and whoever ran away first lost. Naval battles were literally just theatre you'd sink the enemy ships then after everyone would collect their sailors swimming around and call it a day.Alexander the Great won because he had a professional army and most armies back then were just seasonal so trained in the spring once a year but spent the most of their time working. His army trained everyday all year there was no math needed except the Trig they used to estimate distance of ships from land
>>16911518Problem with ayyyy lmaos is they see what we see so they are all looking at our planet from billions of years ago by the time light reaches them. Right now we are just a pale orange dot or a snowball to them and not worth investigating. Any probe they send will take a billion years to reply "There's nothing but giant lizards here, abort mission"
>>16911518>>16912023>it's another "I know absolutely nothing about this phenomenon, but I demand everyone to hold my opinions in higher regard than those who actually do!" thread>>16914382>The what?There. Nailed it.
Nobody is going interstellarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw68KjMa5U8
>>16915215>There. Nailed it.>How dare you not know and participate in what literally 10 obscure people do on a obscure UFO conventionLOL
>>16911518>Start getting closer to normie as friends or romantically >They ask if I believe in aliens >I reply with no>WHAT SO YOU WANT US TO BE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE?!?!
>>16914699Men in Black are real, except they are a combination of DIA, Office of Naval Intelligence, Air Force Office of Special Intelligence, and whatever the investigative arm of the DoE is.
>>16917160wrong
Nobody can truly comprehend the size and age of space, like we know its big and old but none of know what a few billion years feels like, and nobody knows how big an ever expanding really is because we cannot traverse it. I think aliens are real, and possibly may have sent a probe or two. But only coming to redneck american towns to finger their anuses on a regular basis i'm not sure about. I don't drill into the number and science like you guys but age + size = possibility of intelligent life who know more than us. Imagine how advanced human tech and science will be in a thousand years... now imagine if alien life somewhere in the infinite universe has managed to survive for a few thousand, maybe a million years and were somewhat sentient and studious
>>16911518I’ve seen a TR3B flying over my neighborhoodConfirmed TR3B once at dusk flying east to westIt spins slightly as it movesI’ve also seen odd lights doing shit like speeding up and rapidly breakingFlares igniting and drifting towards the lightsThen again, I’ve also seen a Sasquatch Naturally, everyone thinks I’m crazyWell, the atheists who need to see to believe call me crazy Aliens though?Probably biblical demons if they do exist
>>16913347Probably a fed or AI fed
>>16917686Oh bonus feature:Its a very dark black but not vanta blackFull solid triangle3 white lights on the under side that did not change color at each cornerEach corner extends out and then sort of spikes down at the edges of the triangle (I speculate this is for aerodynamics)And flashing hazard like lights on each corner which brightly flash various colorsRed, white and blue And i’ve also seen red, white and greenAnd I guess they can flag any color with modern RGB lighting
>>16917699One last thingWhen you look at it from below as most people doIt’s a solid triangleWhen you look at it from the sideYou can see the bent angles at the sideKind of like how a car looks different from a head on view vs. from the sideTR3B doesn’t scare me nor do those who can destroy my fleshThe Sasquatch I saw off the highway scares me as that I can’t explain that awayNot even a littleAlso fuck the feds / military who are actively harassing me
>>16912807>how do you explain the tictac ones?This nigga saw a video online and thinks it's a tic tac UFO.Nigga learn about cameras. Learn about hoaxes.Arrogant prick.
>>16916479>How dare you not know and participateCorrect! If you want to talk about thing, you need to know about thing.Now go back to school and come back when you know at least the bare minimum basics.
>>16914382>The what?Nimnitz encounter. As in the US carrier Nimnitz.They had radar readings seeing object loitering at up to 80000feet, then rapidly accelerating and changing altitude. Send out some jets to investigate. Pilots see "tictac shaped" craft. No visible system of propulsion, no airfoils, maneuvers like it doesn't care about inertia. One of the jets onboard FLIR locks on and captures video.So you got radar, visual and FLIR observations, all from carrier strike group personell. Some of the pilots testified under oath before congress. But conspiracy theorists like (you) will probably say he government made it all up. Which is really convenient. If its rednecks in the middle of the swamp, you can just say they are crazy and had too much meth and moonshine. If its trained military personnel, its a psyops.
>UFOsIt's just a local burger meme
>>16918149>using the word nigga>not being black>calling other people arrogant God is going to bash you in the head and heart with something called terribleI will rejoice at your downfallLash out in pain, grind and gnash your teeth
