Since caffeine increases your heart rate and your heart can only beat so many times before it dies, shouldn't drinking coffee reduce your lifespan?
> your heart can only beat so many times before it dies,proof required.
>>16918775That assumes your heart's beat limit is fixed. How do you know coffee doesn't increase this limit?
>>16918786Proof by contradiction: If your heart beats infinitely many times, you can't have a finite lifespam and therefore wont die.
>your heart can only beat so many times before it diesShit dude, maybe you should stop getting too close to your sister.
>>16918864>you should stop getting too close to your sisterActually, the health benefits of sister bonding have been proven over and over.
>>16918857By the same logic, you can only blink so many times in your life so shouldn't rapid blinking shorten your lifespan?
Doesn't it block up from fatty tissue? Otherwise, you'd have a better chance at a disease or cancer.
>>16918775>your heart can only beat so many times before it diesDo you have any measurements of this taken across the lifespan of a significant number of human individuals, from different countries across the world?
>>16918857Hearts can be made to beat without the organism it belonged to being alive.
>>16918857I'm going to find you and give you a good spanking
>>16918775>your heart can only beat so many times before it diesYour heart's health has very little to do with how many times its beat and far more to do with how many times the tissues have been rebuilt and replaced over your lifespan and how many errors have started to build up over time. Almost everything related to human aging is connected to different cellular structures getting shittier at copying themselves over time.
