You have 5 million dollars and 5 years to increase your IQ...What to do?
Study complex differential geometry while traveling around East Asia and learning conversational chinese from the natives at like cafes and restaurants and stuff as I go.
>>16927783Bribe the IQ test administrator
i live a moderately balanced lifestyle and forget about the task.
>increase IQno one should want this
>>16927783ftm
>>16927783if you spend the 5 million dollars in improving your iq, you have low iq. just spend it on bitches and yatchs>>16927795retard doesn't know you can cheat on the iq test simply by studying
I will go out into the world to kill all the frogniggers, thereby increasing the average iq of humanity as a whole.
>>16927783the best way to improve your ability at doing something is doing the thing so taking multiple iq tests and trying to improve your score
>>16927783buy all the research chemicals
buy orphans and eat their brain stem cells
>>16927783Amphetamines boost your IQ a small amount temporarily. $5m worth of amphetamines taken all at once would surely boost your IQ a significant amount permanently.
>>16927783Doing math on psychedelics
>>16928042>Amphetamines boost your IQOnly in people with ADHD. Cognitive ability decreases in non-ADHDs when they take amphetamines.https://www.cbsnews.com/news/adderall-ritalin-adhd-decreases-productivity-study/
Admittedly my IQ is already in the tail (on the high side) but for all my /sci/ brothers I would solemnly request that you please purchase property and have a family. I am an atheist but those theist doctrines to “go and proliferate” are actually not bad advice
>>16927783Use AI to enhance every aspect of my life. AI is the future and Homo AI will rule the globe. Those 100-1000x productivity increases are directly proportional to effective IQ increases. My IQ with AI, or as I like to call it IQ+AI, is through the roof, easily topping 150000.
>>16927783Is this a veritasium type of question?
>>16927940I've heard stories about people burning their brains out on research chems
>>16927783i've been doing it for two years using research chemicals for hundreds of dollars.>>16928057NTA and not yet so far, though TANSTAAFL is in full effect but i'd rather burn brighter for shorter than dimmer for longer. i don't empathize whatsoever with the live-forever types, i want to go out in a blaze of glory
>>16927783study for iq tests, because the concept of iq is fucking bullshit and entirely based on stupid open pattern matching "problems"
>>16927783Invest 4 mil in a low-risk hedge fund that returns something like 7% annually. $280k a year is solid income. The other mil is for the first year to establish a home in a nice area, necessary equipment for hobbies of choice, general "nice things that improve your life in simple ways," and whatever other non-extravagant shit you would spend a mil on. A stress-free lifestyle where you're actively pursuing your genuine interests is the best thing you can do for your mental acuity.
>>16927783EZ AF: better nutrition, proper sleep in a good bed, life without stress far away from noise. Healthy brain exercises and learn something new.(ktjan)
You don’t need 5 million dollars. I increased my IQ doing coding challenges
me? I steal int pills from the monstes I fight, each one adds 1 int when I consume it
>>16927783try to discover a drug that forces neuron proliferation in prefrontal cortex. Or just increase the processing speed of already existing neurons.IDK.
>>16927783I would buy nueralink and synchronize my thalamus with a chimpanzee (full multiplex), so I can mutually share a experience with it. We would play chess taking turns winnings, But I would use the chimps ultra fast working memory for math champion ships. We would both take mushrooms and ketamine like Elon Musk, and I would find other animals we could hive mind with.
>>16927783Do math
>>16927783fucking pepeposts, always the most retarded shitI wouldn't be surprised if these threads are made by janjans for "engagement" fucking retard fest
>>16927783Fuck IQ i'll just take the 5m and go scubadiving.