senior undergrad in physicsthis one prof keeps giving me weird fucking looks. how do I publicly assert my status as the alpha without going to prison and/or getting fugged by the department?
>>16928356give him the ol' pigs head infront of doorcam obviously
>>16928356Explain the looks. Does he want to fuck you?
>>16928391confusingly long bouts of sustained eye contact that I'm too acoustic to bitch out ofcan't tell if he wants to have a fist fight in the parking lot or suck my dick>>16928362I pretty much do
>>16928356experimentally calculate the coefficient of friction between his penis and your anus
>>16928588I don't want to prison rape the guy, giving or receiving.Looking for socially acceptable ways to make him fear for his life enough to not bother me or look in my direction