Science pretends to be pure, objective truth, then turns around and slaps some random dude’s surname on a law of the universe like it’s a branded skin. If science is real and truth is universal, it doesn’t belong to Newton, Higgs, or some other nigga who need their fragile ego jerked off. Naming reality after a guy is cringe and oppressive, the cosmos is not a personal trophy shelf.
the law of gravity is not named after anyone, dunce. it's an observation that mass attracts mass. the mathematical description, which was a model coined by newton or einstein, is named after the one who coined the model. this isn't complicated, numbnuts
>>16933879Yes, that's why we shouldn't be talking about newton or einstein
>>16933879newton literally names gravity, from the latin noun gravitas, though
>>16933875Negro
>>16933875>If science is real and truth is universalthese are two vastly different claimsscience is real, but truth isn't universal, and we know this because of science
>>16933882more like pooton lmao
All of the forces have already been discovered and named long ago by the first sentient, self aware life to arise in this current iteration of The 'Verse. Gravity? It was discovered 732 billion Earth years ago by Duetriliantraxintenterics Goofawafenburkeeeequillix of the Primelian system when a log of shit crashed down through his domicile roof and he named the force "The Big Grabber Snagger".They actually hold a Universe patent trademark on this, and as such Earth owes a tax for utilizing their gravity discovery....
>>16933875I've named several after me n things in unknown Archeforms
>>16933926Like Gravity Chiral Pocket in Titan-Virel Cause Configuration. When the theory is complete there will actually be a table of boundary conditions.
>>16933875These naming conventions motivate scientists to discover new science so that they also might have something named after them. But your tiny brain couldn’t think this far ahead.
>>16933997What a shitbag admission. You huemans truly are the most debased creation.
>>16934073>admissionHow the fuck do you spell this word? Im too stoned.
>>16933875gotta call em something nigga
>>16933919>science is real, but truth isn't universal, and we know this because of sciencewew lad, you didn't really think that one through.
>>16933997It makes everything into some poly-Linguistic codex. Imagine trying to learn Maths/Physics and it was in Ranjeepthup Serevaandeep. Shit would start to look like hieroglyphs, because youre reading a meta-language of multiple "base systems" (where each one is multi-Dimensional).Define it, not encrypt (entomb) it.
>>16933875If they want pure objective truths, why wouldn't they want to objectively retain the name of the person who first purified and formalized them so new politicians can't keep coming along and trying to claim credit?
I spent years saying "Dimension or Vector" when I should have said "Hilbert Space".Whats a Hilbert?[Name, lineages, Biblically back, cultural context present-origin,...(Maths isnt really is that direction.)
>>16933879It's named after Gravitatus II
>>16934109>t. platonism brain damage
>>16933875There's like a hundred thousand different laws in physics, anon, many of them relating the same physical properties under different circumstances or regimes. You really want to make it even harder for people to document, teach, and learn them?>Alright, class, now if we apply the voltage-and-current law here, sorry, let me be more specific, not the voltage-and-current-for-a-constant resistance law, or the voltage-and-current-for-a-variable resistance law, or the voltage-and-current-vs-power law, or the voltage-and-current-on-a-high-voltage-filament law, or the voltage-and-current-through-a-semiconductor law, but rather the voltage-and-current-on-a-cylindrical-wire-biased-to-a-potential-and-immersed-in-a-two-species-plasma law, then we can plainly see that...
>>16934462filter for dumb people
>>16933875>oppressivecope and seethe jakwandouz
>>16935161but it is
>>16933875Ok
>>16934462Why can't you just come up with a couple of unique names for these law chud? Why must you edify your chudcel precursors and raise them to the heights of saints and Gods. You think it is Newton guaranteeing the balance of the planets and is Kepler one of his angles? Poppycock.If you can't name something in two words or less, NGMI. Oh, and fuck you pythiggers that got them on this tit.
