How do we make PA NP CRNA and others fuck off?

>>16933884
>OPic
I've done that like three times in my life. It hurt like a fucking bitch.

Best books on internal medicine? The department is kind of an ass. I want to to learn all the stuff by myself. From diagnosis to treatment.

>>16933884
But he>>16934077
Will not remember that the neural network.....


Can be remapped to hallucinations therefore your enemy to the body for taking med school literally instead of augmenting the Neurofield™ lattice.

Is that a schizophrenic? What is he?
..... Your technical nightmare

>>16933884
Imagine some poor bastard with Tourette’s sees this image and then starts irreversibly ruining his wrists by doing this compulsively

I wish I could do military forensic med in like Ukraine or some shit. IDing blown up and decomposed soldiers genuinely and unironically seems so fucking cool to me.

money making scheme for carnegie freemasons

>>16934869
indisputable historical fact

>>16933948
stop admitting so many women to medschools that just retire upon graduation because they marry another doctor. then there might be enough doctors around that organizations dont have to supplement their ranks with NPs/PAs/etc.
thats never going to happen though lol

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UWorld is hard, I'm getting bodied doing practice questions. There's a lot of material I've forgotten...

>>16933884
I cant hurt myself at all when I do this. I feel left out

>>16933884
Finally feel better after having had to stop ciprofloxacin for an infection I had. Holy shit, I never take antibiotics and when I do I feel like they're worse than the infection I have to deal with usually. I can't imagine people who abuse antibiotics like they're fucking paracetamol or vitamin D gummies.

>>16934077
not the most rigorous, but CMDT is the comfiest read and reference for me. always easy to nab the newest version off anna's archive.

>>16935042
I wish I lived in a country with a shortage of doctors. In my country there's a surplus because the government can't afford to pay them. Doctors are being NEETs in their parents' basement for years and going on facebook to post "give me a job pls" type shit. I worked at Amazon at a point.

>>16935042
What's about the gays?
>>16935102
Who the fuck is getting street sourced Cipro for a buzz???????

>have to do a clinical case presentation for the entire hospital to see in two weeks
>don't have a case ready for it, all my cool cases where seen in a ER at another hospital

I am just not gonna do it, what are they gonna do? Put the powerpoint police on me??

>>16935302
Yyyyou might not believe me but it was for a urinary tract infection, I've had more than one before, (actually it was just once, the other time it was a *yeast* infection) because... um... Let's just leave it at that. But goddamn the side effects were fucking awful, it even made me struggle with my nexplanon implant.
Yes I'm an idiot because I use soap to shave and I know you shouldn't use soap near to a vagina, but if I don't I can't shave properly.

>>16935354
why not just do it on a case from the other hospital lol

u ameringgers are so lucky. Imagine finishing surgery residency and making a minimum 400k. Here everyone is paid the same, like a mentor said weirdly communist system in a capitalist society

>>16935472
It's good where you live. People who become doctors shouldnt be doing it for the money anyway.
Just become a plastic surgeon if you want money.

>>16935118
Been in the same place. I was a NEET for 2 years because of it. Greetings el hermano.

I have no appetite and my hands are shaky. Lol

>>16933884
any fm residents or attendings here? how is it

>>16935552
Dude just eat lmao

Etomidate or ketamine for RSI
Go

>>16935473
>shouldnt be doing it for the money
KYS nigger, medicine is a profession no different from any other.

>>16936174
Medicine is a calling, faggot.

>>16936183
yeah, im calling your mom (to sex her haha)

>>16936184
It's better for patients that the doctors who are only in medicine for money leave.

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It's been a super slow day at this small hospital. I x-rayed my burger and potato chips during lunch.

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>>16936283
Oh, there's this shot, too. I think I'll call this a ventral decubitus. It just feels right to designate the bun halves as such.

>>16936283
>>16936290
i hope you didnt eat that burger afterwards...

>>16936316
X-rays aren't contagious, retard.

>>16936280
Yeah, I bet it's better for you when you psyop people who provide complex services to you that they shouldn't expect monetary compensation for their work.

>>16936328
>just eat the radioactive food bro

>>16936332
How exactly do you imagine x-raying food makes it radioactive?

>>16936331
You shouldn't expect to be filthy rich as a physician no matter how complex your work, but you should be paid enough to never have to worry about money.
"Admins" should be minimized and make far less than any physician

>>16936316
>>16936332
Not how it works, I ate it afterward.

Favourite post-work indulgent meal? Mine is pizza with hot sauce.
>Inb4 anything pervy

>>16936367
Burritos with chips and salsa.

And I'm glad that I make enough money now that I don't care if stuff like guacamole and sour cream costs extra.

I'm glad the money in medicine has given me the opportunity to do extra things that I previously could never have afforded. I have an art tutor, and it's helpful to have someone guiding you.

>>16936183
>t. first year med atudent
They'll beat this attitude out of you very soon, sonny boy.

>>16936334
idk maybe the fucking X RAYS retard

>>16936380
Untrue.

>>16936370
>>16936372
I like going to this place because it's pretty much one of the places open after midnight. COVID really ruined things for night owls like myself.

>>16936381
X-rays don't turn things radioactive like people think. It's only dangerous to living cells when it ionizes atoms in the DNA. After the beam shuts off, the remaining photons lose their energies and disappear. There's more detail to it than that of course, but this explanation is good enough for here.

I also took an image of a chocolate bar and ate it after the burger.

>>16936381
do you really think that X-rays are gonna make something radioactive? I would be more worried about creating cancer-causing free radicals than X-rays causing radioactive contamination because they're not FISSILE, dumb fuck.

>>16936414
>FISSILE
EMISSIVE*

>>16933884
i'm getting lasik in like a month, bros
how scared should i be

>>16936426
if the surgeon is good, 0%.
if the surgeon is horrible, 2%

>>16936426
20% chance of some level of permanent vision damage
no refunds

>>16936283
>>16936290
absolute kekerino, reminds me of "is this ham processed?" meme.
>>16936375
That's really cool anon, what kind of art are you going for? The good thing of studying medicine and also being an art enthusiast is studying anatomy becomes way more easy since you (should) know where every muscle, bone, and joint is located and should have it easy to imagine it.

>>16936381
damn dude this dude got like 8 (Yous) out of this shit LMAO

>>16934077
黃帝內經

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>most medical show in existence that was ever, is and will be made
>makes /med/ seethe all the time

makes you think!

>>16936788
what type of fag watches television these days? besides it taking place in a hospital (i assume in pittsburgh?) i know nothing about it. if you want to discuss your gay tv shows, theres a whole board for it that will let you discuss it with likeminded folks, or you could just talk about it with your classmates. you are in medschool right?

>>16936788
K bud

I was watching ER and they had a civil war reenactor as a patient who stayed in character while they were treating him. He refused pain meds in favor of just biting a bullet before having his toe rongeured.
Would any actual doctor comply with this request? Obviously they can't give meds without consent but would they actually proceed to grind off a chunk of bone without them?

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i have chronic tinnitus, hyperacusis, chronic insomnia, major depression, autism, and cptsd. i have no goals for the future, they are buried under unending fatigue. im broke and i have no friends. i don't really care about my family's bereavement relative to the pain that has superceded my life. i want this constant exhaustion to end and ending my life will relieve everything. i am going to look into combining these pills into my own euthanasia if it is possible

i have prepared instructions and things:
1. i am writing down instructions on how to access my passwords and get into accounts, including my phone. all data will be available to my family if they care to look.
2. i have prepared instructions on what to do with my property and labeled its secondhand sale value
3. i am leaving behind an old camcorder that has a vhs tape of me playing with toys as a toddler and my dad building legos with me and my mom holding me. there is not much evidence that i was a child. on my USB drive of data
4. i am going to record videos of me talking at length about what i felt in my life and what i thought and try to articulate how i got to where i am. i am going to leave them on youtube and archive them on other video platforms. im going to reminisce about some memories i had with my family and friends so that they aren't forgotten when my brain dies so a fragment of my person will remain. i will also leave behind some drawings and schematics for a game and a story i rarely had the spike to work on, the only sort of good vapor in the pointless ocean that was my life. my mom tells me that she doesn't understand why i am so hard on myself and that she wishes i could see me from the outside. i don't know how to reply to that i am sorry mom

>>16937041
k

>>16936283
>>16936290
lol
this is art
keep it up radsfag

studied for 9 hours today and it feels like i made absolutely 0 progress.

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>>16937053
Thanks, lol, it's been fun looking at different objects. Wish I could get the actual images from the system instead of taking phone pics. Here's random objects from later that day: a bag of gum, a mechanical pencil, a Sharpie, a torch lighter, 0.3mm lead refills, a foam mini football, a AA battery, and a mini Hershey bar.

Next shift, I'm bringing a block of Swiss cheese and a Game Boy Advance SP. Anyone have any other recommendations for interesting items? I will post them in here or the next thread.

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>>16937060
Forgot to add that after this pic, I wanted to try to see the core of the battery and doubled the power. It worked.

>>16937062
id like a comparison betwen a full and dead battery

>>16937063
Yeah, we could try that, I could drain a AA in a flashlight and compare to a fresh one. Oh, I live in an area with a lot of natural iron and as such, my property is full of rocks with iron in them. I'll search my flower bed for some good ones and image them. I think some unshelled nuts could be cool to look at as well.

I'd also like to figure out the best way to image a single potato chip when the tube can't go lower than 40 kVp. I don't think a filter would help because that would attenuate the lower-energy photons and it's the higher-energy photons that I want to mitigate. I was in the middle of trying to figure that out when a patient arrived, so I had to clean everything up quick and get their x-rays done. Maybe the mammo tech would let me try it with her machine since they're low power, a quick Google search says they use 24-32 kVp average.

how do you deal with hierarchy? i feel like as a resident im just a nurse and had a talk with the oberarzt (attending physician) and he said he feels just the same, because everything he does is questioned by leitender arzt (head doctor).
also he said unlike a nurse you cant be uppity.

>>16937105
You suck it up and deal with it unless you join a private practice where you are equals. That’s what I did, but I’m a radfag so it was easy.

>>16937172
arent radfags going to get fucked by AI? im in neuro.. went into rehab cause its way easier but every damn fucking thing i write up gets questioned by the oberarzt (attending physician). how do you think AI will affect radiologists?

>>16937105
it's like dealing with anything in life lol. did you not have parents as a kid?

>>16937423
elaborate. i did have parents, but they werent super strict or assholes, lol. so i dont understand what you mean.

>>16936643
>That's really cool anon, what kind of art are you going for?
If I'm being honest, anime. I don't even watch or follow anime anymore. I have fond memories of a series that I used to watch in my teenage years and it's pretty much irrelevant now. That said, I like to try to contribute to fan art and such. Of course, I can draw other things. In general, I think it's important that I try to have a creative hobby.