>Day 3 of compulsive wanking, even on uni grounds>My cock only grows more rigid when I hear her German dialectWhy do I find Sabine irresistibly sexy? What are the underlying psychological causes?
You could build up a quantum mental connection with her from the potential of magnetism; space would connect on a level. She's got some type of secret protection around her.
>>16938826>academics are fags>ftl is possible actually>string theory is autofelatio>governments and universities are basically in an incestuous sugar baby relationshipShe's the perfect chuddette.This April Fools gimmick sucks.
>>16938826looks like an uglier Rosamund Pike
>>16938826she's beginning her bogging phase now
>>16938826kys sabine, buy an ad
>>16938826Is she supposed to br the woman version of Neil Degrasse Tyson?
>>16938826You're gay
>>16938826>Whybecause of the edge case you cause. ordinarily, her repulsion of you would be sufficient to gain distance from you such that she can form a sort of creepy interaction event horizon to which you would someday disappear behind.unfortunately, since your attraction to her is matched by her repulsion, a fact which you are not fully aware, this makes the edge case. normally equal and opposite reactions, object in motion stays in motion, inertia, blah blah blah...but what about the edge case not of opposite reactions and distances, but the one in which they are reactions sharing the same N-dimensional dot product, meaning that you will always attempt a motion vector in all dimensions with your rock hard prong pointing as a vector notation arrow to Sabine's sweet sweet aristocratically bred and educated turd cutter like some sort of cartoon character pornstar.because, mathematically, even if you are traveling at 12% of Sabine's escape velocity, that effectively destroys her event horizon to get away from you. does that make sense?
>>16938826If you like camping/outdoors stuff then check out survival lilly on YouTube. She might be your type.
>>16939098waht the hell happned?
>>16942390No
>>16938826Ah look at the time, off I go to kill myself to erase this image from my memory.