I just was informed that I impregnated a woman. Is there a way to test if it's a chud?
>>16938900congratulations on the ivf anon!
Congratulations gng
>>16938900Rest your head on the mother's gravid belly and softly whisper "the West has fallen"
>>16938900In the sack, swing your dick over her stomach; if it swings back and forth, it's a male, and if it circles, it's a female.
>>16938900Just teach him to be a nooticer, and give him all the dad love he can handle to prevent him from relying on the approval of friend groups.This can be done with girls too, but it's harder because you have to avoid being a simp dad.
>>16938900Put your face and her face into this print, "Create a highly realistic portrait of a potential biological child (age 18-25 years old) that accurately combines the facial features of both parents in a natural genetic way. The child should look like a believable offspring with a seamless blend of the parents' traits: carefully mix the father's [describe father's key features, e.g., bla bla bla] and the mother's [describe mother's key features, e.g., blablabla].Use realistic genetics: the child may inherit dominant features from one parent while softening or averaging others (e.g., eye shape from mother, nose from father, skin tone as a natural blend). Photorealistic 8k resolution, natural soft lighting, studio portrait style with neutral background, sharp details on skin texture, hair strands, and eye reflections. Innocent and cute child expression with a gentle smile. Avoid any uncanny valley or artificial look — make it look like a real photograph of an actual child. Consistent age, same ethnicity blend, harmonious facial proportions."
I hate how this board has become /r9k/ lite. The cycle repeats itself.
>>16938948Agreed. Congrats to OP but this shit should stay in >>>/r9k/
>>16939110Relax, I'm just asking for some informed opinions/suggestions. We might get rid of it when it's likely the baby is a chud, it's still early <13 weeks
>>16939145In that case I'd have her drink onions. If it's a chud then it will fall out of the uterus like a pine cone out of a tree.
>>16939151Oh shit lmao I forgot lent of a certain bean extract is banned here as a word. Tbh I don't blame the admins and jannies for doing so.
>>16938936>give him all the dad love he can handle to prevent him from relying on the approval of friend groups.>This can be done with girls too, but it's harder because you have to avoid being a simp dad.There is a distinction that much be made which a surprising number of people fail:Fatherly love should never be *giving* your kids things. *Do things with them.*Cultivate interests in practical things. Show your boys how to do basic home maintenance from the moment he's able to understand verbal instructions. Show your daughter how cookies are made from around the same age. That's how a proper bond is made. Gadgets and toys only encourage isolation.
