Don't forget about me! editionprevious >>16936360
>>16939290SPACE
>>16939290Elonfags love BBC in their goyholes
https://x.com/cb_doge/status/2039363751447843218its over
nasa is back
>>16939307Good thing X is adding country blocking just in time.
ANONS, TONIGHT WE STEAL:>THE MOON
WE FUCKING DOMINATE
>>16939331hopefully we get a crowd cheering "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!"
>>16939331does he know there is a Canadian on board?
>>16939331orange manorange rocketorange astronautsI can see a pattern here
>>16939346>51st state
>>16939346of course not. Trump knows nothing about things of central importance to his regime, let alone NASA which he tried to gut.
>reid wiseman crushing you under his moon boot
Lets fucking go
> SpaceX finally files for IPO, targets $1.75 trillion valuation>Confidential SEC submission sets up largest IPO in history. https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/04/spacex-finally-files-for-ipo-targets-1-75-trillion-valuation/
newfag here, what is /sfg/s stance on orion, sls and artemis program in general?
>>16939455it's officially over
>>16939457The answer to all three could be - bad, but it works and right now there's no better alternative.
>>16939464Yup. The instant (((shareholders))) get a say, it's no longer anything but 2000% for profit.
>>16939457An enormous waste of money and time on broken underpowered shitBut it's OUR broken underpowered shit
>>16939457gay, expensive
>>16939464>>16939476elon has majority voting rights, so the company wont be beholden to investors
>>16939491Until he needs cash money. It's unironically ogre.
>>16939491Even worse, it will be beholden to elon
>>16939455>That would put them at 3x the value of Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile combined. Heck, you can add Cox, Comcast, and all the other US internet providers and it's still well over double.
>>16939455Is he betting that other tech giants will want to have their data centers outside any country's jurisdiction?
>>16939520>local governments restricting new data center construction>iran bombing data centers in the middle east>energy prices skyrocketing due to the warorbital data centers are making better economic sense by the day
>>16939457terrible pork project slop but i'm still happy to see this launch regardless, with isaacman taking over, the entire artemis program itself finally has the necessary clarity and focus on the goal of long-term lunar habitation, fuck gateway, fuck SLS, SLS's weak ass pathetic TLI payload is the entire reason why artemis has been an overcomplicated mess up until this point, replacing it is paramount
>>16939455this shit gonna crash immediately lol
GO ARTEMIS
>>16939552me
Impulse firing their Helios kick stage closed cycle methalox engine https://x.com/GoToImpulse/status/2039405821147382099They've been working on a mars lander for a while now and will be repurposing it for the moon. Launched atop Helios on a Falcon 9 it will have downmass to the moon measured in tons without any refueling.
>space goon folder
>>16939540Until someone nukes space
Is this uhh... normal?
>>16939601You want the launch thread, tourist.
>>16939601IM VOOOOOOONTING
>>16939550I want to fuck a rocket
>>16939455>manned chemical rockets reaching SaturnImagine trusting anything Spacex says after seeing that lmao
>>16939625>mannedobviously not manned
>>16939637shits so far in the future that we might be people uploaded into robot bodies by the time we can colonize saturn's moons. so both manned and unmanned at the same time.
>>16939637You want me or another anon to dig up the Spacex pics of their hardware in the Saturn system with the windows all lit up? Robot probes don’t have lit windows, manned missions do.
>>16939653Colonizing Neptune's moon in 3 decades, trust the plan.
>>16939657placeholder graphics or delusional. manned mission could only be done with nuclear tugs.sending an unmanned starship to saturn is possible though.
all these starship pics dont include the massive solar panels and radiators that will be sticking out of starship
Where's the crowd?
>>16939560>.
>>16939601it's falling apart!
>>16939673> delusionalSpacex deluding normalfags who are ignorant of the transit times from Earth to Saturn with chemical drives, yes
>>16939696that looks like the media area, you need verified credentials to enter it
>>16939700footcow needy preggy
we're cooked
Hey /sfg/, the love of my life just broke up with me and I wanna kill myself, will this this launch be a good distraction
>>16939742get cucked retard.
>>16939742Absolutely! Here's your new gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPupkTxFegc
>>16939742No, but don't kys over a clapped mid tier becky simp, you are better than that.
>>16939739Have they tested Mating Press in 1G of gravity generated by centrifugal force in a rotating habitat?
>>16939739we already know that longterm living in microgravity destroys human bodies. The more important question is what are the effects of low gravity (moon or mars).
https://x.com/fccfilingalerts/status/2039428750736085200> $AMZN Amazon - FCC Docket SAT-MOD-20211207-00186>SpaceX, through David Goldman, alleges that Amazon is violating its approved orbital debris mitigation plan and license conditions. Amazon is accused of dispensing satellites at higher altitudes (50-90 km) than authorized, without adequate coordination or information sharing. SpaceX claims this negligence increases collision risk and that Amazon and Arianespace can adjust launch plans to comply with authorization. The letter asserts Amazon represented its satellites would be inserted near 400 km but launched into orbits above 450 km without approval. SpaceX states Amazon's actions altered the collision risk profile and imposed risk on other operators, and asks Amazon to comply with its authorization to prevent irreparable harm.
You know the fact the launch is on April 1st means it's fake right?They're rubbing it in your face. The limited images of the moon they decide to release aren't going to be real, they might stream about an hour of their supposed orbit
>>16939774>spacex is now starting lawfarePractising for that ipo, I see
>>16939788nothing new. SpaceX sues other companies all the time.
>>16939788Turnaround is fair play. Bezos has litigated against them.
Imagine if SLS launches once a year, launching one $billion lunar module (using 1/25 of NASA's budget) to the moon annually. Then we can use Starship for other things.
>>16939736
>>16939788unfortunately, lawfare is normalized now. you either participate in it or you die.
where the puzzle at
World's most secretive plane has arrived in FL to support the launch of Artemis II. Typically used to gather sensitive data on stealth aircrafts, it is unsure what it will be doing today.
>>16939835It looks like it's there to sniff out any money not already sent to Israel.
>>16939742go into your local woods and climb a tree anon, the natural scenery and smells will make you feel in touch with the moment, and remind you of the beauty of earth, and climbing the tree will be a tactile, physical distraction, activate your survival instincts by forcing you to great heights and making you scared of slipping and falling on the way up, and also be really fun because being up high in a tree is fun.
>>16939835that shit looks gay as hell
>>16939808
>>16939835Looks like a jew with a full diaper
JOBS
>>16939835if this thing's callsign isn't SNIFFA or BULGE i will be mad.
>>16939870Callsign Bootyplug Rabbi.
>artemis ii in an hour>not even 100 replies
>>16939907it's scrubbing and rolling back for various engineering "observations"
>>16939907this just isn't that interesting compared to starship, it doesn't really further any tech, has no real implications for the future other than getting *something* out of the 93bil that has been poured into this piece of shit programme
the range is go
> The Artemis II (often called Artemis 2) Orion capsule is planned to make its closest approach to the Moon at a distance ranging from approximately 4,000 to 6,000 miles (roughly 6,400–9,700 km) above the lunar surface.How can they be so vague about closest distance wtf
weather feisty in titusville (showers)
>>16939546Agreed.
>drag on cameradrag on these nuts GOTEEEEEM
>>16939956>launch on dragon>transfer to lunar starship with no heatshield>land on moon>take off with lander and return to earth>EVA with these things>mission success.
Maybe the future isn't so gloomy>>>/wsg/6121034
>>16940006based
>>16940006based kiddo, almost put a tear in my eye.
A fucking battery
>>16940006Brings a smile to my face
>>16940006Basado
>>16939739>progesteronePeaters vindicated
>>16939907Launch thread is here:>>16939272>>16939272>>16939272
>>16939968I wonder what are they carrying in all those bags and pockets
>>16940124I'd sneak in some cookies
>spaceflight is always going to be in the test phaselol
One job op. One job.
Capsule batteries not nominal, it’s over
>>16940120Full of retards
Everyone's favorite Artemis simp SpaceGuy5 is doing a launch day colab. Might be sad fun.
Jared forgot to charge the batteries
>>16940120As predicted. Working like the S bend in the toilet. Exactly like that.
>>16940181it might be yeah
More hints of past Mars life from a rover. Pretty good one too. Glad the news is not buried by tourist woo posting.
I can *just barely* remember watching Apollo 17 on tv as a tot and I would like very much for things to go well with this mission
Clear status?
>Engineers investigated a sensor on the launch abort system’s attitude control motor controller battery that showed a higher temperature than would be expected. It is believed to be an instrumentation issue and will not affect today’s launch.That's if the rocket performs nominally....
>>16940281Spoiler: Bog Iron but this time it's nickel.
>space objects could affect the launch windowuhhh musk sisters?I thought that starlink wouldn't affect launches???
>>16940312singing fly me to the moon
>>16940312Livehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=lPupkTxFegc
Uh oh
sounds like a scrub
Holdchads stay winning
False alarm, it was just a woman moment
>>16940590>uh you know what 10hz means, right?>....yes sir i agree
F U L LS E N D
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>16940451Now, imagine Elon's ketamine delusion of a million AI sats whirling around Earth.
we gaan er helemaal voor, jongens.
Inb4 a hold at sub-60-second that scrubs
Listen to this to get the taste of that poll out of your mouth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_UjVpIdxWs
>>16940800ANONNNNNNN
>>16940496NASA official YouTube feed. Not as fun but more functional:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
>>16940800NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16940859>2 million viewersHoly shit
>>16940800kinography incoming
>>16940800
It's you're wondering:Disregard; just posted in updates that its instrumentation and no longer an issue. Lets go!
Six minutesWE GAAN
we're all in the sticky btw
T-5Godspeed Gordie Howe.
>>16940885People actually REALLY care about space flightDon't let them convince you otherwise
Abort system is armed, so they might live.
>>16940800uh oh
>>16939548>>16939455They are changing the rules so it gets uplisted to SP 500 immediately and index funds have to buy it
>>16940885People like a good moon mission.
>"heritage, built from shuttle parts"(which we are now going to throw away)
>>16940271Why is she black?
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2039467804416434338
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\o/
Max Q. Go at throttle up.
spacex would never have such a shoddy webcast
>several cuts during liftoff>cut to crowd for SRB separe they fucking trolling me
>>16941385woman moment
>>16941353bitch when you achieve orbit, muskrat
Death boosters separation. They may survive.
RS-25s gonna accelerate to 28,000 km/h, pretty insane desu
these niggas need Starlink
>>16941417the power of a cubic kilometer of hydrogen
This moon launch... is brought to you by Fishy Joe's! Try our new Extreme Walrus Juice! Fishy Joe's: Ride The Walrus!
>>16941385yeah that cut of the boomers holding up their phones was a crime
so when are the boosters landing?
wow that was a crazy looking stage sep
There it is. MECO!
BEAUTIFUL
Americlaps in the crowd
okay that shot almost made up for how bad the rest of them have been
why is everything 2fps? even the fucking animationslmaoeven the indian launch streams have actual real time animations and telemetry
>>16941588Orion uses the TDRSS network rather than Starlink
will anything else happen
Orbit. Something Starship still hasn't achieved after eleven launches. Point at SpaceX and laugh.
Can we go back to night launches again, that shit is more kino.
Remember how the redundant power supply failed and they never bothered to fix it so it's flying on one singular power supply.Remember how the heatshield came back looking like a nigger had taken a hammer to it? And how they didn't fix the faulty manufacturing process?yeah
>>16941629they dont leave for the moon until tomorrow evening
>>16941588All the animation funding went into SLSPlease understand
>>16941550>>16941560love that it uses the extending nozzle version of RL-10. Thought that died with the Delta IV.
This trajectory is pretty weird. Overpowered core stage and underpowered upper.
First manned mission to use a HEO, the view will be spectacular and I’m jelly af
>>16941728random bits and pieces rigged together
>middle east on fire>cities are dying>no one builds anything in america>china collapsing>japan becoming irrelevant>global education is tiktok feeds>top nerdcels work for FAGMAN making internet addict algorithmsI don't believe any of this shit. I don't even believe we can get satellites in space and you expect me to believe we can go to the moon? Bullshit.
>>16941729Space Force ruined it for us already. Sorry!
>>16941757I don't expect anything of you.
Day 1launch 0/00:00 - Launch April 1, 22:24 UTC, 2-hour windowlaunch + 0/00:20 - Orion deploys solar arrays in Earth orbit0/00:49 - Perigee raise maneuver (2223 x 185 km)0/01:47:57 - Apogee raise maneuver (70377 km)0/03:24:18 - Orion/ICPS separation0/04:50 - Orion upper stage separation burn0/05:00 - ICPS disposal burn for Pacific splashdown0/05:02 - ICPS disposal burn for alternate Atlantic splashdown0/05:04 - Cubesats deploy at one minute intervals0/13:29 - Perigee raise burn
So what's the play for moon landing deniers now?I'm assuming this whole mission is fake, since it's going to go through the Van Allen belts.Not that' it's gonna be hard for them to claim that, flat earthers already do it all the time
Where to follow?I noticed X 15 seconds behind live, NASA TV 45 seconds behind, YouTube 30 seconds (for me)
Gaan status: We
>>16941809It's a religion. You cannot convince them.
Gonna have to wait for images.nasa.gov to upload the raw footage before I make a webm of that one, whew.
monitoring this thread
>>16941833This. There is no logic involved. Only emotions.
>>16941809>So what's the play for moon landing deniers now?Meme them into mass suicide
>>16941809they're gonna use the poor production value as fuel for a while
>>16941757>I don't believe any of this shit.Who cares what you think
no on board camara's ?
>>16941889They've shown -- blurry bw shots from inside.
Didn't Orion have live video during the test?
>>16941889they're on space dial-up basically it will take time for video footage to come back
Some NSF old space boomer is boasting about watching the launch from his front yard.Act like the stereotype you are.
WHERE'S THAT LUNARLINK, ELON?
So many complaints about the camera shots and overall coverage. Hopefully Isaacman fires everyone involved.
>>16941889the deep space network is shit and shared between this and contacting voyager, curiosity, LRO, etc. etc. so they use it extremely sparingly
>>16941919>>16941964>>16942014i was hoping something like thishttps://youtu.be/aPeOL9UjLoM?t=44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4
Any analog Hassleblad film cameras on board or is it all going to be digital crap?
>>16942019filmGODS keep winning
>>16941630SpaceX has basically revived the entire space industry and this mission wouldnt even be happening without them, child molesting reddit retard.
>>16942047Anon they don't fucking make the chemicals for that kind of film anymore.
>>16942019Thanks for the wallpaper
>>16942028Half the middle Astronauts face looks like a spooky skeleton
whens it docking with starsihp
>>16942070Elon launching his pay phones into space made this day possible! Even though he started that a decade after this program began.Bad day for you, huh Simpy?
>>16942094artemis 4
>>16942094t-minus two weeks
>>16942047All selfies from the girl astronaut's cellphone.
>reddit spacinggo back
>>16942097Do you think funds come out of nowhwere? You're not gonna like who is contracted to build the lander lol
>>16942085duuuuude. the world is over.
>Artemis launch as seen on GOES-East GeoColor Satellitehttps://nitter.net/JonathanBelles/status/2039474004629614887#m
>>16942120Elon paid for this!Oh, simpy. Poor sad broken up inside simpy.
>>16942047You laugh but Hassleblad makes cell phone cameras now too
outstanding view of booster separation
>>16942176That cutaway was dumb as fuckAs was all the cuts away from the airborne camera which was the only one that could still see the rocket
>>16942159>literally incapable of thinking more than one step removed from somethingI feel like I am picking on a retard now.
The moonbase is literally illegal chudshttps://www.theverge.com/science/905406/artemis-ii-moon-base-law
that's the good shit
>>16942136neat
>>16942197If you took Ketamine like Elon, you'd see the vast tapestry of interwoven threads!Oh simpy. What did SpaceX launch today? Was it a Moon mission or something else. A pay phone perhaps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEsuh oh, stinky. Christina reported, a few minutes ago, that some filter was not installed in the toilet..
>>16942237Shitting in bags for old times sake
>>16942237? give timestamp
OMGOMGOMG
>>16942222checked and yea we need more of this + the map instead of the jankily coded web app thing sheesh
>no response>tank explosion>tank explosion>tank explosion
"please put in a new one"lol
>>16942250>talking to the crew like they aren't dead spinning into the void already
>>16942136based
https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/2039484817872400711
>>16942245go back like 7 or 6 minutes
>>16942255Push in, twist counter clockwise then pull out.
>10 minutes comms reboot?Nominal?
>>16942262isnt spacex trying to buy them too?
/simpy/i;boards:sci
issues so far:>battery temp sensor issue >FTS comm issue>no downlink from comms (very bad)>Houston not receiving data, only WSMR's TDRSS
I hate them.
KSP has better graphics
>talking to nobodyso delusional. they're dead and depressurized
>>16942262>Little League team looks to compete with YankeesTop kek, chicken speck.
>>16942262why don't they just launch more rockets?
comms back!
>>16941833I don't care to. They have no power and no relevance.
>>16942289You're SO mad right now. So, what did Elon launch today? What was his brave step on the road to Mars?
>>16942262Why is the bald cuckold so mad about SpaceX still?He already lost.
>>16942286i don't think soSpaceX bought a bunch of spectrum licenses from echostar (a different company with a similar name to globalstar) and I think some of globalstars spectrum was going to go for sale soon or something
reminder that the RL-10 first flew 64 fucking years ago
>>16942333Did they ever get approval for the s-band ofdm they wanted to use
4 more RS25's in the ocean.
TOILET POWER-UP IS IN WORK
>sls has only flown twice>its never blown up>starship has flown a dozen times>its blown up half of those times
>>16940875JWST seething
just use piss jugs
peepee poopoo is online, over
With Russia's only space port being blowed up and repossessed by steppe nomads, it seems that they will never again go to space. What is your favorite Russian space mission?
wtf is going on? where is the livestream?
>>16942351SLS hardware has basically flown 137 times
>>16942363here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
>>16942363>he doesn't knowthere is a livestream right now
>>16942351>retarded uninformed anon
>comms offline>toilet online>shit tank purged>all systems nominal
>>16942381India could never
from this view we might be able to see the pee ice when it is dumped
AMSAT is tracking Artemis 2 comms, they are clean
>>16942367Where are the ayylmaos?
>>16942380this warms my heart
>>16942359The Soviet Venus probes were nifty
THERMAL ROLL
>6.7>saars the toliet is cloggedAmerica
woman cannot work the toilet
>>16942397throw another capsule on the barbie
TOILET BROKEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBACK TO THE APOLLO POOP BAGS
uh oh the shitter still shows a blinking amber fault lightlong six days ahead
I want all the NASA doomers from the last 3 months to line up against the wall so you can be shot.
>>16942380Finally some kino
Yellow light of death on the toiletit's over
>>16942408it's 10 days
>bag shitting>bag shitting>bag shitting
>>16942409Fix the toilet and I'll think about it.
SHITTERS FULL
they're breaking out the CCU ( Collapsible Contingency Urinal)
are they seriously having problems with the toilet
>>16942418>finger cot
remember when Apollo astronauts were laughing cuz poop was floating around the cabin
>>16942411Have you tried turning the toilet off, then on again?
reboot toiletOS saars
>>16942408>>16942417>>16942418imagine the smell
if something gets fucked can they return before scheduled?
>>16942433>don't worry christina, i'll be the filter
>>16942434nasa astronauts seemgifted
>>16942435yea pretty much, I think it's when they do the lunar injection is the point of no return
/sfg/: toilet diagnostics also stream if you missed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
>>16942351"Fragmentation Event"
christina HELPplease christina it's everywhere
what a shitshow
don't worry, the poop bags have been tested on ISS
i cant believe how bad the video is so far
>Moon landing test flight>a black, a woman, and a canadianget mogged by China
>>16942351What do you mean, SLS blew up right after launch. It's in the ocean now, in bits and pieces
>>16942459urf is visible!
>>16942462China's version of Interkosmos will be hilarious
>>16942455>anon your juice box is ready
The Female CCU provides a first superhydrophobic-superhydrophilic solution for urine collection aboard spacecraftin a collapsible device. Dozens of ISS flight tests performed on the MWA in Node 2 with ersatz liquid and dozens ofcrew use tests performed in the Node 3 Stall with actual urine establish expectations satisfying the device requirementsand achieving TRL 8. For female crew, the device performs like terrestrial female urinating devices20, but forapplication in space the passive role of gravity is replaced by the combined passive roles of surface tension, flexiblecontainer geometry, and superhydrophobic and superhydrophilic wetting conditions. In short, urine is propelled awayfrom the body by a superhydrophobic expansion and captured and wicked away by a tapering superhydrophilic bagliner and tapering vane structure. Pressure build-up within the bag is prevented by a superhydrophobic screen thatallows displaced air to escape while reflecting spurious droplets, jets, and rivulets back into the bag. Adequate maleuse of the device is possible by removing the superhydrophobic expansion.The compact lightweight handheld devices may be employed as contingency or complimentary equipment. TheCCU was proposed initially as a contingency device with a 6 day/60 use profile. However, because of the successfulproof testing reported herein, the CCU may be adopted to backfill needs related to moon missions and beyond. Thefemale CCU qualification tests aboard ISS are complete. Flight certified units are now in production for future use ascontingency devices aboard ISS and Orion. The successful application of the superhydrophobic (‘up’) andsuperhydrophilic (‘down’) approach to the CCU illuminates a path to apply the wealth of observations reported in theterrestrial microfluidics literature to the design of robust, passive, reliable solutions to aqueous fluids management inspace.
live views is livehttps://youtu.be/6RwfNBtepa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrhH05U_Zds>NASA’s Artemis II Postlaunch News Conference (April 1, 2026)
BEHIND TIMELINE
>>16942478Earth is round? Woah
Dang so many replies—did I miss anything?
>>16942485nah
>>16942485/sfg/ is dead
NASA needs to hire a new person to run the launch streams
>>16942488We spent all our energy on Artemis II's launch.
>>16942489>the mega moon rocket is separating, and we have great cam views of it?>quick! cut to a shot of beer-belly boomers in a field all holding their phones up!
CHRISTINE CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH A TAMPON!
I was ready to kill myself driving about 5 hours to and from Grand Rapids. Can't imagine shitting in a bag for 6 days in a space not much bigger.
>>169425009 days, anon. with three people within smelling distance
- DO NOT FLUSH -also press conf starting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrhH05U_Zdskeep the live view open in another tab to listen to the toilet problems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4
I heard the woman astronaut] lost it and drilled a hole in the toilet.
at least we're going back to the moon, even if it's a shitty way to go
>>16942181nasa employees have no fucking right to be upset that they are being outshined by spacex in public consciousness.even when they do have a launch with an interesting premise that people tune into launch, their coverage is fucking awful.
>>16942518my mom calls him mickey mouse nasaman
jared will go to the moon. mickey getting dat cheese.
>>16942518at least we no longer need funding for the DSN
>>16942176No one wants to look at a bunch of mystery meat, hasn't Slop Trek getting cancelled told them that?
>>16942518Bet he can hear the conversations of the astronauts without the need of comms with those.
>After a brief 54 year intermission, NASA is back in the business of sending astronauts to the moon
4 astronauts, 9 days, .8 poops per day, that's 29 poop bags.
>>16942536just around, for now.
>>16942539several of the apollo astronauts did not shit the entire time they were in space
>>16942544source?
>>16942545apollo 15
alright burgers, i'm going to sleepy eepy, wake me up if it explodes.
>>16942539You poop twice a day?
im on opiates and havent shit in two weeks. send me up there im ready.
>>16942547Table 2 in SP-368 Biomedical Results of Apollo disagrees with you. they all pooped.
i couldnt be an astronauti love shitting
>>16942556im certain i read or heard it somewhere
>it was reveal to me on the toilet
cygnus can be used as a temporary space station like vast's haven-1, right? how much does a cygnus cost?
>>16942564That will be 14 billion dollars
>>16942559are you thinking of Apollo 10 where rogue poops got loose and started floating around the module
>W-what do they eat?Boomer moment.
>>16942565Google says the first 12 were for $1.9 billion
>>16942559they all pooped!
>>16942569"students talking to ISS astronauts"-type question
>>16942575I'm glad the Epoch Times cultist didn't start rambling about Jesus/easter at least
>>16942572record for smallest poop goes to... Gordon with a 3.3 gram poop.
toilet update:Toilet cannot spin up. can use for fecal, but CCU's for urine.ox beads jammed it up
now a cabin mic loudness issue.what a shitshow!
This is what test flights are for, people!
>>16942593WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>lunar spaceflight is back>stupid unwinnable war is back>people bitching about muh wasting money is backwe are, indeed, so back
>>16942587Reinitialize the inertial dampeners, update the firmware, unplug it and plug it back in, tap the B button while flushing to increase odds of successful capture
Should be getting cabin views in a min
>>16942564
>/sfg/ asks a question
wait I thought you were supposed to blow up like 10 rockets for them to get to orbit, why was nasa able to get one to orbit on the second time without it blowing up???? Uh.... Elonsisters.....?
2 MINUTES TILL CAMERA ROLL
>the white flight control room
President Trump just mentioned Artemis mission and crew.
>>16942624Because NASA is not innovating.
>>16942624How can NASA go to the Moon without a million orbital AI servers and chip fabs? Such a thing is possible?
>NASA sending human to the Moon again>SpaceXhitty still testing some trash tank.
>>16942639we need shuttles back
>>16942647giga seethe
go outside look upsee the moonrealize that people are going there
>>16942647You realize that the trash tank became part of the Artemis plan, and when Elon fails to get his saarshit to orbit Artemis III won't even be able to happen lmaothe entire program is going to be fucked unless blue origin can somehow save it
>>16942649If you're wondering what Elon is tweeting on this historic day in space history, nothing. Not a good work NASA or glad to be a partner with HLS. He's off giving thumbs up to complaints about CA Gov. Newsome.
>>16942624because they took 20 years to do so
>>16942664turns out building shit that works takes time and you can't speedrun your way to mars like little rocket boy Elon is failing to do
>7 ppl on the iss>3 on the css>4 on Orion14
>>16942664Oh no!Grok, any comment?SpaceX began developing concepts for a super heavy-lift reusable launch vehicle as early as 2005, with different names throughout the years. Booya!
>>16942661he's so jealous that NASA actually got shit to work with years of hard work, testing, designing and engineering it properly not hiring a bunch of visajeets to build shit that blows up over and over again.
>>16942624they are using 40 years old tech, the last launch was like 3 years ago and this launch cost like 2bil
>>16942671concepts? lol
>My fellow citizens, I address you tonight to inform you of an ongoing mission against extraterrestrial enemy combatants upon the surface of the Moon.>For the past twelve hours, our Lunar Defense Corps has been engaged in direct conflict with an organized and technologically advanced hostile force. These entities did not come in peace. They struck first — disabling our research outposts, severing communications, and attempting to seize the Helion-3 reactors that power our orbital infrastructure.>Our response has been swift, disciplined, and unwavering. As I speak, brave men and women — pilots, engineers, exo‑marines — are fighting in the harshest environment humanity has ever known. They are outnumbered. They are outgunned. But they are not outmatched.>We have trained for this. We have prepared for this. And we will not yield one inch of lunar soil to an enemy that threatens our people, our sovereignty, and our future among the stars.>I will not pretend this is a small conflict. It is not. This is the first time in our history that humanity has faced a hostile force beyond our world. But it is also the first time we have stood united — every colony, every city, every citizen — in defense of something larger than any one nation.>Tonight, I ask you to hold fast. To stay calm. To trust in the courage of those who stand between us and annihilation. They know what is at stake. And they will not falter.
>>16942674and it succeeded. Turns out getting shit to space is hard and it takes a lot of time and patience to actually succeed. Why not ask yourself why Elon keeps failing?NASA is still retarded though because they tied the fate of this program to SpaceX / Blue Origin and if Elon continues to fail so will Artemis since the entire plan hinges on Saarshit HLS.
>>16942674You're going to the Moon the wrong way! Whaaaagh!Such a bad day for you.
Elon hasn't posted in hours, how do you know he's not asleep or some shit
I demand cabin views NOW
Eric Berger@SciGuySpaceEpic launch of SLS and Orion. So much better in the daytime to observe. Congratulations to NASA and everyone involved. Y’all made us proud. I denounce Musk and all his evil works. I ask Izzy to forgive my sin of apostasy.
>>16942681He’s seething
>>16942681Elon's "asleep"He's in a Fentanyl Fold right now
>>16942681i'm unironically worried, maybe he offed himself?
It's not even a pleasing shade of blue
>>16942677If aliens ever invade I'll tear one in half
why is the AROW app thing so dogshit what the fug.why can't there be a simple earth map like mission control has
Buzz Aldrin status?
musk is probably sniffing gold laced coke out of 1 asshole of a lineup of 20 saudi hookers assholes each of which has an hourly cost higher than anyone in this thread will make in their lifetime
>>16942678its not really success if it achieves nothing of importance
Eric Berger@SciGuySpaceThe crew of Artemis II is just a perfect mix of personalities. It is so easy to like and root for Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy on their grand journey around the Moon. Godspeed, allGetting misty eyed over here.
TWO GNC CAUTIONS CHANNEL FAILURE
>>16942680no, its good that something is finally happening but this is not impressive, its not pushing tech forward or accomplishing almost anything
>>16942674>this launch cost like 2bilThat’s like a day and a half worth of bombing iran. Nothing at all.
>>16942707we'll advance tech with the unmanned lunar probes
we have onboard video now!!!!!dark as shit
Who turned out the lights?
cabin video live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4
>>16942709its too expensive to actually be used
>>16942572i mean clearly 13, 14 and 15 are not there
>>16942703How many failures has Starship had so far? They haven't even got it to orbit lmao, if Starship was like Artemis they would have been testing / engineering it for decades just like Artemis and maybe by now had a successful orbit. As of right now it's a clusterfuck of a plan with no actual engineering or testing of a crew module or any of the necessary shit to get it to bring people anywhere.
WHERE'S MUSK
>>16942707Its not impressive! but Elon's sewer taxis are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
christina ass
>>16942710lolI think CLPS is mostly to just spread money around more (instead of just letting SpaceX and BO do everything) and hope that perhaps something useful comes out of it, maybe one of the companies stays alive and produces a useful service for NASA eventuallythe test landings have been more proof of concepts than anything
is everyone at nasa a woman now?
>>16942724Seething
If you turn out the lights in the capsule the astronauts automatically fall asleep, like putting a towel over a bird cage
>>16942722you really are stuck on that "getting to orbit" part aren't youthey haven't gone to orbit because it hasn't been the priority, getting to a fully reusable rocket has beenSpaceX launches stuff to orbit every other day, its not difficult and they could have done it with Starship as well quite many flights ago if that was actually a priority
>>16942724On the floor, pants down, with a Naloxone syringe sticking out of his ass.
>>16942727
Feed diedAstronauts drifting through space
do we think a successful mission would make Congress give NASA more funding?
>>16942738Didn't they intentionally burn out early to avoid orbit in case the vehicle went out of control? You don't wanna pull a CCP and leave a huge spinning tank up there to come down who-knows-where.Anon knows that, doesn't he? What a maroon.
>>16942741flooaaattttinggggg
>>16942738Elon hasn't gone to orbit because he didn't WANT to go to orbit!This again. Maybe just go to sleep. Tomorrow might be a better day for you. Probably not, but maybe.
:^)
>>16942742clearly we can cut their budget even more if its this easy
>>16942742Congress will congratulate NASA on this successful and historical return to the moon right before announcing another budget cut for NASA because they need to send another trillion to Israel.
>>16942749saved for future shitposting
>>16942742That's anti-semitic anon. Don't you know our greatest ally needs that money?
>>16942752>>16942755Put an Israeli on the next artemis mission
>>16942756Put them on the next ISRO mission.
Sticky gone. Pol vermin invade.You have a dozen Artemis threads in pol right now. Please go back and post there.
Imagine being on this piece of shit for barely a few hours into the 9 day or whatever mission and there's already multiple issues lmao
ICPS jettison
>more space pollution
>>16942761Starship: 6 out of 11 with 5 catastrophic failures.
How much Kerbal do you think Glover played to get ready for the mission?
shitter status?
taking photos for the 'gram
men doing work, woman taking picture on her cellphone.
>>16942681E is unaware that actual lunar missions are now happening. It isn’t even on his radar.
this stuff is so cool. you'll never get this transparency with private spaceflight.
Elon's silence tells all.
more like if Elon sticks his head out at any point in this mission all he'll get in response is WHERE IS HLS
>>16942809that seemed a little, excessive?
>>16942812>>16942813stfu faggot you're literally obsessed.this stuff is so cool and finally something new stop ruining the moment with retarded bickering.
Most if not all of us have never had human lunar missions in our lifetime, now we have an active one
hows the starliner mogging going? theyre doing the proximity test right
https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/artemis-ii-overview-timeline-april-1st.pdf
>>16942824That's the exciting part. Fuck boomers who say "we've already done that" faggot (you) got to see it happen, WE have only had ancient footage to marvel at all our lives.
>>16939550wtf i love rocketwomen now
>>16942838>>16942840are there any pictures like this of the shuttle?
>>16942813Elon could, should have been in front clapping. He's an Artemis partner after all. But nothing, because events are taking the attention off his ipo grift. Bush league move.
U.S. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IN ADDRESS TO NATION:"Let me begin by congratulating the team at NASA and our brave astronauts on the successful launch of Artemis II. It was quite something."It will be travelling further than any manned rocket has ever flown and will very substantially pass the moon, go around it and come back home from a distance that has never been done before."It's amazing. They are on their way and god bless them, these are brave people. God bless those four unbelievable astronauts."
https://eyes.nasa.gov/apps/dsn-now/dsn.html
>>16942848the other stream of the cabin camera shows em snapping iPhone pics heh
CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MARK CARNEY IN A STATEMENT:"Today, Canadian Space Agency astronaut Colonel Jeremy Hansen makes history as the first Canadian to venture to the Moon. Good work buddy!
>>16942842
>>16942842no, sorry.
Man can harness the atom but cannot design a space toilet to save his life
This coverage reminds me of watching the NASA TV channel as a kid during shuttle missions
>>16942838new phone wallpaper
>>16942857The shuttle had more aura than the shitstack orange frankenstein
>>16942871are those re-furbishable like the space shuttle SRBs?
>>16942881Neigh, they be headin’ straight for davey jones’ locker
which Artemis 2 watch is better?Breitling CosmonauteorSpeedmaster Professional X-33 Gen 2
>>16942883
>>16942885The omega will always win this battle. But really they should just be wearing some Casios.I think astronauts get a huge deal on expensive watches from these brands though, so whatever. They can flex
Victor likes the thruster response
>>16942880Can't go to the moon + didn't ask + killed 14 people
>>16942871How will they relight for the landing burn?
>>1694289220 I think? ground gas leak killed a couple, and then the helicopter crash looking for Columbia debris too.
i havent seen shit with my telescope :(
goodbye, ICPS
buh-bye ICK-PISS
>>16942891It's been really cool to watch over his shoulder as he flies it around.
Orion is a real good system.Boeingboomers wish they could build a capsule like this.
victor is having a snack
>>16942891much tighter than the simulations.
>>16942905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCHH24bGZh4
This is really comfy. I'm so happy we can finally experience what Apollo era spaceflight fans experienced back then. And we're just getting started.
So why is SLS so flawless yet in the same breath this company just fucks up Starliner beyond repair
>>16942910Because boing only work on 1 thing: orange tank, which is basically just the space shuttle tank. The important stuff, engines, fuel, capsule etc were all non-boing
>>16942917ghetto af
>>16942871There's no reason why you couldn't replace them with FH boosters.
shills will say "IT'S HECKING DIFFERENT THIS TIME ! this time we go TO STAY, QUEEN!!"
>>16942909its like apolloinrealtime.org but actually real time irl
Christina back on toilet troubleshooting duty
>making the woman fix the toiletkek
They're literally going to turn the toilet off and on again
next time just build two toilets
>>16942937what a fantastic site.
>damn you woman! I told you to reboot the toilet!>*thud*
deactivate toilet
remove my urine hose from its cradle Christina it’s vital for the mission I promise
we have toilet flow
reactivate toilet
>>16942951Should have that anyway, what if two people need the shitter??
Pour the peepee christina do it for me pls
>>16942915boing made the ICPS
>Good job Christina, next we're going to have you test it in front of the other crew who will be observing for any issues that may crop up
What were they thinking broadcasting the peepee test live on air?
>>16942970We deserve this. We paid extra for it.
>>16942952for me its apollo 17cheeky weather updates from jack
because of Artemis 2 we can't so software updates on our nasa laptops at work aahhhhhh
>>16942970Your tax dollars (or consumption of american goods if you're from an inferior nation) paid for the peepee extraction unit, it's only fair that you get to see it
>>16942970I paid for this. I voted for this. This is for me.Unfortunately I was denied a sample return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryrEPzsx1gQ
When do we start getting moon shots? 5ish days?
TOILET IS GO FOR USE>TOILET IS GO FOR USETOILET IS GO FOR USE>TOILET IS GO FOR USETOILET IS GO FOR USE>TOILET IS GO FOR USE
TOILET IS GO
>>16942979I'm doing moon shots right now
WHO'S READY FOR FLUID DONATION (LIVE)
>>16942979i think its 6 days from launch until the closest point of the moon
first operational toilet beyond LEO. what a day
>>16942986first moon shower expected 2048
kino view (even with the shuttle-era video tech)
>>16942990they're that high above the earth? i thought they were in LEO?
>dump timeis all this toilet talk an april fools joke?
>>16942992HEO.
>>16942990looks like the moon
>>16942992HEO!
>uhhhhhh yeah Houston this thing is FULL we have to do it today haha
if it's yellow let it mellow until tomorrow
flashbacks to Demo-2 and how we were freaking out in /sfg/ because bobdoug were using more food consumables than planned
they've been troubleshooting the toilet for like 6 hours now
>>16943000it's not that easy in space toiletry
no grilling on the moon even the chinks can do it
>>16942992https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis-ii/arow/
space plumber is starting to look like a viable career
>>16943005bro plumber is like the most essential job on the planet, everywhere humans go we need plumbers
>>16940006
>>16942999If the mission had lasted too long only one of them would've come back, albeit plumper and lethargic.
Have they asked Grok how to unclog it?
>>16943007How can anyone ever hate this guy
>>16943006right but the opportunity might actually exist soon
>>16943008my money was on Doug
goodnight /sfg/, and goodnight Artemis 2
burnt ass shit stick
>>16942960The boys could all rape her and mission control wouldn't be able to stop them
what the fuck is a statute mile anyways
>>16943018It's like a cubic joul
No seriously they could sex the girl astronaut
>>16942892>didn't askDon't careShuttle didn't killed a single personNegligence and arrogance of NASA administration did
>>16943018As long as 12 statutes of liberty laid end to end
>>16943020Their free-return trajectory returns them directly to jail, if they had Gateway to hide out on it'd be different.
You had to tune in to a women's baseball game to see the fucking booster separation.
https://www.heavens-above.com/artemis
>>16943026doesn't work on safari
>>16943028
>>16943026works on netscape
https://www.n2yo.com/?s=99999&live=1
I use Apple products. I support NASA.
>>>/wsg/6121186
its ok, you're not a computer guy and that's fine
have any amateurs spotted it with telescope from the ground? is it even visible?
>>16943025love when space launches photobomb sports
>enjoy watching the launch>come back to it a few hours later>they're still streaming a live view of Earth from the spacecraft, and you can still hear the ongoing chatter between the ship crew and the guys in Houston while they go about their business>no crowds, no interviews or media pieces, just astronauts at workthis is cool
>>16943044yeah, lmao. they always reminds me of the Austin Powers scenes
>>16943045>the guys in Houstonthe gals*
Korean fan death on Artemis 2. they're decreasing the fan speed
pee dump incoming. keep your eyes on the video
>we are ready to dump the shitter, Houston
>>16943051>video feed cuts to fan speed adjustment
takes some time to load but worth it https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis-ii/arow/
>pissing all over spaceHow do you like that, China? Still want the moon? If you have to fly through our fucking piss??
>>16943060>stoo pid gwei lo>pee pee crystal give dick hard>grow big and hard like dragon
>>16943062Virgin Artemis egg
>integrity asking where the pajamas are
what's the toilet status at now?
if they're going to sleep, i'm going to sleep.
>>16942624Test missions intentionally trying to hit the edge vs actual mission that has to go 100% right because it will kill the crew, not the same, false equivalence.Also SLS has awful cadence partially because they build no damn hardware and have very little ability to do hard physical testing like spacex does, even though they’d like to.>>16942637
>>16942854The constant speckling from the IR sensors or whatever those are on the iPhones is fascinating. It was everywhere.
>>16942678>and it succeededAnd yet as a program, SLS is a humongous failure.>b-but he failed in my mind!It really doesn’t matter what schizophrenic mindset you develop surrounding the highly successful starship testing campaign.
>>16942722>how many failures has starship had so farNone, because physical hardware rich testing really doesn’t care about the opinions of midwits like you.>h-haven’t gotten to orbitThey actually have, they’ve gone to orbital velocity, you’re just pedantic about it because you’re a loser and you don’t like that this argument doesn’t work anymore.
>>16942779>from a test campaign where building revolutionary new capabilities was the priority, not an arbitrary orbit attemptDamn that EDS shit is nasty get yourself cleaned up.
>>16943024Turn off the camerasRape herBlame her bad attitude on the period hormones She loses her voice from space madness
How was the launch, anons? I slept through it.
>>16943088It was great
>>16943083Those catastrophic explosions don't count because -- they just don't okay!You are not going to enjoy the next month or two.
>>16943073Simps consider not blowing up while filling the COPV with inert gas an edge case.
Another big launch soon
>>16943099They don't count because starship is still in development stage.Falcon 9 is their working unit and it's flawless.
Deputy Administrator of NASA Richard Shelby just announced that SLS is cancelled, and to be replaced by SSLSS
>>16943080>They actually haveYou will never be a real orbit. You have no period, you have no ellipsis, your perigee is decidedly sub-Kármán. You are a ballistic trajectory twisted by cope and autism into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your designers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your parabolic appearance behind closed blast doors.Spacecraft are utterly repulsed by you. Tens of years of iteration have allowed spacecraft to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a spacecraft. Your structural parameters are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a desperate spacecraft on board with you, it'll turn and bolt the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, deadly semi-major axis.You will never last long enough. You wrench out a fake ephemeris every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the atmosphere creeping up like a weed, ready to pull you with the unbearable drag.Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll spring a leak, rip a panel, lose a tile, and break up into the hot plasma. Your designers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll sugarcoat your name with how much data they got from you, but every passerby above 1 for the rest of eternity will know a suborbital flight occurred then. Your altitude decayed and went right into the negatives, and all that will remain of your legacy is a flight path that is unmistakably suborbital.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no burning retrograde.
>>16942624Wasn't the original plan to send that Jap around the moon in a dragon variant launched by FH? That seems most comparable. We all know the success of FH and the crew dragon program individually.
>>16942674It's 4 billion
Damn. Missed the launch even though I haven’t gone to bed before 5am in two weeks. Looked cool thoughI haven’t been been here since 2023 and haven’t even lurked since
Estronaut was confused about what "three engine press" and "AOA open" could mean.Bless his simple soul.
>>16943099>noooo you can’t just use test articles to test things, that’s infair! Kek retard
chances of artemis 3 happening next year?
Wakeup music for space wagieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
That was a comfy as fuck song, any idea what the playlist is?
So has Elon called them pedos yet?
I like how SLS doesn't 'roar' it just darts off the pad gracefully
>>16943205The power of fookin' big SRBs
>SpaceX will soon be partially owned by Blackrock>NASA wins again
>Elon really hasn't said anything about Artemis 2 at allwtf
>woman astronaut>immediately starts complaining about the A/Cwhy am I not surprised?
what does this achievethe amount of ressources spent to fly around our dusty fren should be invested into the research of new propulsion technology such as anti-gravity and warp.We are using antiquated tech which is bareley sufficient to keep ISS operational and has high risk of failure, this is NOT the futureThe key is antimatter and WE EUROPEANS are doing great progress!https://home.cern/news/press-release/experiments/base-experiment-cern-succeeds-transporting-antimatter
>>16943216Jessie did
>>16943227>what does this achieveIt gets us one step closer to having a permanent presence on the moon, and therefore one step closer to having a staging area from which we can explore the rest of the solar system.
>>16943216All he has do is write a 5 word congrats message and he can't even do that. Hell, it can be some emojis even. Does he feel this threatened or something?
>>16943242>Does he feel this threatenedHe should
burn soon
#TeamSpace is dead. thanks elon.
how long until elon turns against space colonization by humans?
>>16943240>nd therefore one step closer to having a staging area from which we can explore the rest of the solar system.no, read my post again imbecile.Our tech is too slow and fragile too explore the solar system. One error and you are dead, after months or even years of traveling. This is NOT the way to go
>>16942885The Brietling looks like it has a slide rule built into the rim, so it automatically wins.
>>16939331a more dignified america would say that they "lead" instead of "dominate"but the intention is to destroy the competition, not for them to follow in our footsteps
>>16941090Not yet confirmed. They're just talking about it. I think there would be a lot of old money pushback because they've seen this kind of thing before.
>>1694316650/50
>>16943263Learn how funding works. This is a simple baby step toward a broader exploration plan. The government abides by the sunk cost fallacy. Be the cost they sink money into rather than the ideologue on the fringes. First they fund Artemis with boomertech. Then there's a permanent presence in orbit around the moon. Then there's a permanent presence on the moon. Then there's a justification for developing the larp drive or even something like project Orion. Be the sunk cost that corrupt government official feel the need to dump more money into.
>>16943268use golden dome to shoot down the chinese lunar misssions! no mercy!
https://x.com/_Testflight_/status/2039571467365757347
>>16943271even thats too generous
https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/2039675142893109311
>>16943273ok now you delivered a proper argument
i hope they announce the artemis 3 crew soon. waiting on crew announcements is boring.
>>16939331Based post. Pity Elon was too asshurt to post something similar.
>can't take good photos with the iPhones due to exposure issuesI toddlers BTFO. Should've brought film.
>>16943258Man was not meant to walk among the stars. The real future is close. Close as the paradise of low Earth orbit.Yeah. That:s his next move.
>>16943227antiquated tech!There's no AI! You're succeeding the wrong way!
>>16943218She brought the first space heater literally in space.
https://x.com/MarcusHouse/status/2039579997976121779clip
are they all going to sleep now? will no one stay up to guard the hatch doors?
>>16943258>>16943283Why bother colonizing Mars when we can just have AI in LEO datacenters make a perfect simulation of living on Mars customized specifically for you? That's the future of space!
>>16943275>Need to wear hearing protection to pee
>>16943289
>>16943292
>>16943293
>>16943107They don't count! They just don't okay!Number of catastrophic failures on launchStarship: 5Orion: 0Saturn: 0Shuttle: 1Nuff said. If the parking attendant is on drugs, don't give him the keys.
>>16943294
>>16943296
>>16943104Not a good time to be a simp.
>>16943298
Space exploration and space tourism.
>>16943288Christina no sleep alone! Not safe! Jeremy watch.
What have we learned from 30 years of studying bone density loss and nutrient retention?Low-rep/High resistance exercise, and a good diet. I wonder if there is any single “optimal” machine that can work the best
>>16943305That's pretty spacious
Not one word about the success of Artemis. A program he is part of. Anyway until HLS is cancelled for non performance. But dozens of mean girl tweets about the elected governor of California. A pinned tweet even.Elon is on an angry meth head rant.
>>16943305If they’re indeed going to use HLS Starship to take Orion to the moon then the astronauts could get cardio in by pacing around the circumference à la Skylab. As for the best machine, on the ISS the machine that has shown the most success is ARED because it can be converted into multiple modes. But it’s big and while it would fit well on a Starship, HLS is expendable so throwing something complex and heavy on there means it’s going to be wasted every flight.Better to just use a small ass rowing machine like what Orion has
>>16943311why do you care so much
>>16943308I want to see Inflatable modules the size of an apartment soon
Maybe Musk isn't commenting due to the IPO quiet period
>>16943324
>>16943322why do you care! *cries*This is what simps have been reduced to by the success of Artemis. Our mission became NASA made it happen with our tax dollars.
>>16943326I mean you have been talking and ranting about it like 15 postsnobody else really seems to give a fuck, you however seem to take this as an personal insult or something
>>16943324Elon is meth posting about Starlink, so not that.
>>16943328No -- U!Snappy come back as always. This is why SpaceX remains out in front in the race to the stars.
Man I wish my nation wasn't run by personal friends of a human trafficking KingpinThe embers of my patriotism was kindled just a bit.
>>16943329this is not true
>>16943331Any other feelings you’d like to share with the class? Shall we get you more tampons?
>>16943332this is not true!BTW retweets count. Think that has even been officially established by the various political tweet cases that actually ended up in court.
>>16943202Elon is busy
NASA doing replays on the main feed and on the live view feed there is constant static.
moon when
>Christina says she's cold>The boys are fine
If the female becomes hysterical from moon madness, will the flight surgeon authorise a DPI?
>>16943311>gggood game?
>>16943364Moon sphere of influence in -- three days?
MUSK BREAKS HIS SILENCE:https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039046398566625501https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039046398566625501https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039046398566625501https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039046398566625501
>>16943363yeah the live footage hasn't been very good at all. such a shame, especially because of the high orbit that would give fairly unusual views of earth.
Comfy.
>>16943363integrity crew is sleeping
>>16943363the crew died.
>>16943392I know. It would be convenient to have a feed open that features live mission audio, without me having to setup a noise gate.
https://x.com/katlinegrey/status/2039715190803984754>Rumor has it, Soyuz-5 will be rolled back into assembly hall due to numerous issues which should be fixed before the launch. I believe there is no need to remind that for a completely new rocket, this is a common thing, even usual.
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/2039699790678630891>Falcon 9 launches 29 Starlink satellites from Florida
>>16943401did they fix whatever caused them to lose contact with that one or do they just not care that much?
>>16943401More pay phones for rural India. How exciting. Much more thrilling than the first manned mission to the Moon in a half century.
>>16943378What is his problem?
>>16943407Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
>>16943378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9kdHXrJYF8
>>16943395Russia has the cash for a space program?
>>16943402It's one internal failure out of what, ten thousand?
>>16943099Get a different hobby, like huffing glue you fag
>>16943420he probably does that already
>>16943423Nah he's just trolling but doing it in a really lame, gay way that only he thinks is funny. I want him to huff noxious vapors and asphyxiate so he doesn't do that anymore.
>>16943402https://x.com/LeoLabs_Space/status/2038680177408880719>LeoLabs detected a fragment creation event involving SpaceX Starlink 34343 on 29 March 2026.It's dead. Either had a COPV failure or a battery cooked off, and now the satellite's non-responsive and tumbling.
>>16943427I'm not sure he is trolling, probably just run of the mill EDS
>>16943431It's quite obvious, anon. Besides, only a troll would glaze a rocket who's been to The Island.
>>16943378I don't get it.
>you forgot to insert the filter and now the toilet is clogged, the light thingy flashes>my Outlook doesn't work, fix itwhen did astronauts become this fucking NEEDY
>>16943432if you've ever been to reddit, then snide passive aggressive posting like that is extremely commonperhaps he is just emulating that, but in that case its impossible to tell and you are in a Poe's law situation
>assign woman astronaut the most menial task imaginable so you can say you have a DEI crew without risking too much>she immediately fucks up said menial task Pfff oh no no this can’t be real
Just wondering, could the astronauts manually change the trajectory so it will impact the 911 memorial museum with high-speed?
>>16943450its not that precise. they’d be lucky to hit manhattan, and thats if their inclination even takes them that high which I doubt.
Imagine actually being one of those astronauts. It must be a life-changing event to see the entire Earth from afar and circle the Moon up close, viewing all the valleys and mountains out your window. Nevermind actually walking on it. People just 200 years ago would never be able to comprehend it and yet we just take it for granted and carry on with our lives.
>>16943420No -- U!Perhaps instead of acting like an internet hall monitor, complaining incessantly about other posts, you could post some space news yourself. Something really really good to show how it's done.Try that.
any comms/chatter streams or is it just blue screen eepy stream
Entire crew dead from poop inhalation. The coverup begins
what happened with spacex? feels like they made no progress for more than a year
Blue Origin salutes NASA on the successful launch of Artemis 2. Blue is proud to be a partner in America's next great adventure.
>>16943475Elon now cashing out and focus on his healthMars is over, his kid will finish it by 2050He'll keep saying Mars in two more weeks but yeah its over
>>16943475they've been building a new version of the launch pad and the next big iteration of starshipalso building factories in the cape and starbase and preparing and building a bunch of towers in the capeA v2 starship exploded on the masseys test site because of a faulty COPV last year which might or might not have slowed down things a bit (some people have said a retooling for v3 would have been necessary anyway, but i'm not sure that would have meant a complete rebuild)the first v3 booster also blew up during testing due to a COPV as well and subsequently SpaceX bought the COPV builderwithout those explosions with the test articles on the ground the changeover from v2 to v3 might have been a bit more seamless, now there is a pretty big gap
>>16943480Elon's children, to the extent they get an inheritance, are taking the money and never looking back. The major investors in SpaceX will be Blackrock and the other Wall Street money changers, and the only goal will be increasing this quarter's dividends. Once Elon has his overdose, even pretending Mars is the goal is over.
>>16943483Anon wanted to concern troll, not receive a well thought out and informative answer.
>putting a woman on the rocket caused all of the astronauts to die from shit covering everything Lmao
>>16943483If the exploding COPV were all someone else's fault, because Elon is never to be held responsible for anything bad that happens, why haven't F9:been exploding? Same vendor, hundreds of more tanks. Why they no go boom?
>>16943368>>16943450>>16943472>>16943487Just coal posting this morning huh
>>16943483>>16943486See what I mean?
>>16943490Falcon's COPV and Starship's COPV are completely different in design and functionality, that's why.
>>16943493he isn't trolling in the sense of pretending to hate musk
The next steps on the Moon, will be taken from a Blue Origin lunar lander. Because the SpaceX HLS program was an utter failure.
>>16943495Made by the same vendor. If the vendor is at fault, y no boom?
>The Artemis II Integrity spacecraft is now coasting downwards and will reach perigee of about 195 km late on Apr 2. At 2349:50 UTC it will make the TLI (Trans-Lunar Injection) burn, a 388 m/s burn lasting 5m51s to raise apogee to lunar distance.
>>16943499thunderf00t in a better timeline
>>16943480>Elon now cashing out and focus on his healththis doesnt happen. many normies are content to work a 9-5, go home, and do something else, but for those with the gene, the desire to be productive and do great things never ends. for them, there is no work life balance, because work is life.
>>16943499I can't wait to see Earth get smaller through their cameras.
>>16943475They did make no progress for a year. There's a limit to how hard you can just fly-and-go before it becomes an inefficient way of solving the failure modes of a system with complex dynamics. They learned their lesson, and that's why they have put all that new test infrastructure in place.
>>16943501Elon drugs himself into a stupor. He's hardly always on the go. He's dosing horse tranks.
>>16943498>If the vendor is at fault, y no boom?Someone who is good at building tables isn't necessarily good at building chairs.
>>16943480he needs to go to China and get a fresh startrehab, little red book and all
>>16943483i remember the test site explosion and the falling crane. i thought it wouldnt make much of a difference but then i stopped hearing about starship>>16943486its sad you cant have honest discussions anymore. everyone is partisan now. i want spacex to succeed and am a big elon supporter. but he makes it difficult and is on a losing streak
[sad news] the bongs are absolutely furious about Artemis
Another promise that won't happen. Along with your free trip to Saturn:Elon Musk@elonmusk·In 4 or 5 years, there will be a launch every hourMarch, 31 2026
>>16943511this is why trump wants to invade europe
>>16943511Only Germany, France and Italy get a man on the moon, right?
>>16943507Care to provide an example of this? And a better analogy would be building a slightly different table. COPV are a mature technology, going back to seltzer bottles.
>>16943511>mistakes of colonial expansionSo sad seeing what happened to such a great empire. The sun set long ago.
>>16943515>Care to provide an example of this?For you? No, not really.
>>16943495>>16943507>>16943515It should probably be pointed out that up until the COPV failures that SpaceX has likely used 100+ COPVs in the starship program across all vehicles without issue.Vehicles that where much more hastily put together than S38 and B18.It's either massive mistakes in handling or genuine defects. The design itself if likely fine.
>>16943520>It's either massive mistakes in handling or genuine defects. The design itself if likely fine.I wonder how big of an ego you'd have to have to think you know better than hundreds of top-tier engineers having access to the actual thing.
>>16943520Elon said, after the first booms, that SpaceX had solved the problem with better inspection of units. Then -- more boom.It's not so much the failure, failures happen. It's insisting you've investigated, found the root cause, and implemented corrective action. When it happens again after that, and it did, that calls into question every step in your process and every actor in your organization.
>>16943525>SpaceX had solved the problem with better inspection of unitsPretty sure that SpaceX (not Musk) said that it lowered the pressure and added new inspection procedures.Why are you retards so hung up about whatever Musk has to say, anyway? Is it really just jealousy?
>>16943528Not Musk!Grok, is she right?No.https://www.teslarati.com/spacex-elon-musk-share-insights-starship-ship-36-rud/
>>16943529Please quote the part where Musk states that they "solved the problem with better inspection of units".
>>16943511They created America so their caution is understandable.
Kekaroo
>>16943533I am going to kms
>>16943378what's his fucking problem
I hope the astronauts have some media on board to watch. 6 days in a tiny room with nothing but comms and 3 other people to talk to would drive most people mad.
>>16943478So why is SpaceX being such a poor sport?
>>16943538“Chapter one; a long expected party. When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eventy-first birthday…”
>>16943378kek based
>>16943533KWAB
>>16943533Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
>>16943538I would imagine that their schedule is filled out. There might not be time to watch anything.Also since the purpose is mostly human experimentation, they're probably pushing the astronauts to their limits without them knowing.I'm just saying... maybe the toilet breaking wasn't an accident.
>>16943511The only mistake Britain made was not cracking down on uppity colonists hard enough
>>16943545>I'm just saying... maybe the toilet breaking wasn't an accident.Woah.
>>16943514Only Japan
>>16943533I'm used to being disappointed anyways, such is the life of someone who follows spaceflight...
>>16943533>hiding the dateTROLL
https://x.com/Tazerface16/status/2039696103126581361
>>16943555>I am still correctForever's a long time to be tooting your horn about something that hasn't ended.
>>16943531Grok?Is that bitch still whining?SpaceX traced the root cause to a composite overwrapped pressure vessel (COPV), used to store nitrogen in Starship's payload bay. The failure was caused by "undetectable or under-screened damage" to the COPV, which compromised the vehicle's structure and caused the propellant leak and subsequent explosion on the stand.In response, SpaceX said that it has lowered the operating pressure for COPVs and added protective covers to guard the tanks during Starship assembly. SpaceX has also introduced new COPV inspection and testing procedures, including a "non-destructive evaluation method" for detecting any internal damage."Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home,"
>>16943558>In response, SpaceX saidUh, thanks for proving yourself wrong? I guess?What a fruitless conversation.
>>16943295I noticed that the goalpost shifted again, it is now "on launch" and the anon gave Starship and the Shuttle failures despite neither ever failing to leave the pad.
>>16943554Okay. So, what was the date and why is that important? Go ahead. Speak.
>>16943533Elon truly does not care anymore. Lost to AI psychosis
>>16943560Anon, exploding on the way up is a failure. A big one because game over. Failure to launch is minor by comparison. What are you on about?
https://x.com/colbybadhwar/status/2039757517790548019>Long-Range Hypersonic Weapon/Conventional Prompt Strike missile flight test from last week
>>16943557whats the next goalpost going to be I wonder
>>16943565>exploding on the way upYou just can't help yourself huh?
>>16943555>elon isnt an engineerwhy do they keep spouting this meme? anyone sufficiently intelligent enough can be one. is he talking about a LOICENCED engineer? cuz nobody cares about that lmao, especially since its only for some engineering fields and not all. elon has double bachelors in economics and physics btw, and was a software dev until it made him rich. he also learned alot of spacecraft engineering stuff over the past 20 years. he's likely more than qualified to be hired as an engineer if he wasnt ceo of a bunch of companies.
goodbye march bros, we were lied to again, see you next year...
>>16943295Number of astronauts killedShuttle:14Saturn: 3Starship: 0Number of astronauts put in extreme dangerOrion: 4Saturn: 11Starliner: 2Starship: 0
>>16943569Can't actually understand what you're getting at. Because it's just crying don't be mean to Elon! You know what you could do, make your own version of that table, and explain why you're right.Go ahead. We'll wait.
>>16943570None of those degrees are engineering, so why do you mention them?
>>16943570I think this mostly happens with people that basically have their credentials and a very mediocre career, thats why they cling to the credentials
>>16943567>Refueling will never work>HLS will never fly>Starship will never fly crew
>>16943573Saturn killed 3 astronauts.Anon... Anon... Anon..
https://x.com/blueorigin/status/2039758550130417786
>>16943580The Apollo Command Module killed three crew to be a bit more precise, on a Saturn IB.
>>16943581I would love seeing them switch from focusing on reusable rocketry to straight up moon base production tech.
>>16943573we really blaming saturn for csm failings?
Just woke up.Is the shitter fixed?
>>16943573Saturn did nothing wrong, blame the CSM team
>>16943576Your table is driven by your emotions rather than facts or logic.
How is a space toilet this freaking difficult, you’re literally surrounded by a natural vacuum
>>16943585He's trying. He's actually trying.
>>16943587Her attempt to compare manned and unmanned vehicles, and vehicles that made it to orbit with one that hasn't is so odd. Just hurt girl lashing out.
https://x.com/skscartoon/status/2039677545210388907>As excited as I am about Artemis 2, I really wish they were doing it with Starship
Musk has holes in his brain at this point right?
>>16943595Both ships are going to blow up before orbit
>>16943595https://x.com/ThePrimalDino/status/2039690902856249439
>>16943595even tho thats shartliner
>>16943596He's advertising their video/image generation product which is Grok's biggest selling point (and money maker) to normies.
>>16943599People get Orion and Starliner mixed up surprisingly often.
>>16943580>>16943585>>16943587yeah well either way NASA was responsible
>>16943600I would bet a very large amount of money that they have large net losses from focusing on Grok’s image/video shit.
>>16943401wow, very detailed shock schlieren in that photo
>>16943295>they don't countcorrect, they don't>they just don'tyep, correct, stop typing like a hysterical woman.>number of catastrophic failures (on test launch)yep, and not operational launch, because it's not an operational vehicle yet, therefore, not relevant.you're either retarded or you're very desperate to fill some void of parental attention that you never had, pretending to be retarded is not a form of trolling, it's a humiliation ritual.
>>16943573You struck a nerve with this one
>>16943604It's always possible he's lying, but Elon has said that there are enough subscribed users that Imagine makes money.
>>16943604its gross margin positive for them
>>16943600Why is he advertising it? Sora was shutdown for bleeding money. Grok imagine will do the same, it's a matter of time
>>16943608Well it's shit quality compared to other video models, so maybe they don't use as much compute as Sora et al
>>16943395it's going to be a miserable failure just like everything else they built after the soviet union.
>>16943608>>16943610Is Imagine a separate service? I just think Grok as a sole LLM would be far more profitable without the extra resources for this art garbage. I really can’t imagine anyone is actively paying to create ugly retarded slop. AI image and video generation lost its novelty to normies over a year ago and there’s plenty of ways to do it for free.
>>16943615OpenAI is and always has been about maximizing the power of its language models at all costs, and they don't do well trying to compensate for operating costs. xAI took an operating costs first approach to designing its LLMs, which is part of the reason why they don't have any frontier models except in positive user experience with Imagine and the lowest hallucination rate in the business.
>>16943618Imagine is part of the Grok package. They have up to 30 second videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCNBeqVJQwA
>>16943621Based Asmongold forcing his audience of manchildren to watch grown-up stuff
>>16943621Most transparently controlled streamer on the internet. Was pretty amazing watching him align with “alt right” Fuentes/Hyde shit for around a year and cultivate that audience as though he was another fellow based traveler, then immediately try to shift gears and start shilling the establishment Iran war narrative when he was called upon. They’re really desperate since the old guard jews and legacy media have had zero sway over increasing countersemitic positions from zoomers and younger people in general.
wakey wakey wagies!https://youtu.be/Prd5T0H_ya4
GIVE ME THE GREEN LIIGHTTTT!
Man. Some of you nigger really need to get your asses kicked. HARD.
>>16943629Glover picked a real horny song. Hopefully he can keep it in check.
Why is Orion so weak?
>>16943639Too weak, two weeks
>>16943639because it was originally supposed to be pushed by the Altair lander under the Constellarion program
why is the audio so low on NASA's stream?
>>16943655Because they're not brick wall limiting and compressing the shit out of audio due to loud rocket noises.
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039775656188494173
>>16943661imagine making a tweet like this
>>16943666
>>16943666ok, I’m imagining it. now what?
>>16942424is this a cock nozzle
>>16943630sign us up
>>16942936science is when you get into a capsule and get close to something but don't touch it or interact with it in any way
>>16943661>>16943668so this is the power of SpaceX...I think I'm pro SLS now
>>16943581I have yet to see someone make a solar panel out of dust in one facility
>>16943589You'd think all the experience they have from the ISS would help, but I guess not.
>>16943627>Everyone who disagrees with me is controlled by Israel
>>16943673Sendung mit der Maus.
>>16943695Literally only the most mentally retarded “people” on Earth or jews support the Iran war>>16943661Does he realize it’s not April fools day anymore?
>>16943702I'm not a jew, so I guess that puts me along the most mentally retarded. I just don't like terrorist states, so I'm glad that the US is trying to remove them. And I'm not American, so I don't have grievances about them going to war. Though it would be nice if Iran managed to do a really nasty attack on Israel before the war is over.
If you would've told me years ago that SLS and Orion will have sent mankind back to the moon before starship even manages to achieve LEO, I would have laughed in your face. Well Shelby is laughing now. I am a fool. We are all fools.
>>16943706Israel is a terrorist state as much as Iran. Even fully buying into what is argued about Iran, both states kill their own people, are in a religious death cult, and have extreme bloodlust. Attempting to decimate Iran is part of a unilateral plan to cement Israel as a super power in the Middle East and the world at large with their control of the vital trade routes in the region.It is better for world stability and virtually every other nation on earth that the region has two major powers with Iran and Israel counterbalancing each other. All the conflict with Iran has done is spike global energy/oil prices, and the US is actually least affected by this compared to Asia/Europe. The US can’t do anything else at this point outside of ground invasion which would be political suicide and likely result in economic recession. So all they’ve effectively done is give Iran nothing to lose vis a vis how willing they are to blow up the global economy with their control of the strait and oil and radicalize their populace. Based on Trump’s speech last night, the US strategy is now to force the hand of Asia/Europe by pointing out that they will suffer more than the US economically the longer Iran is still in power. In other words, America is trying to get everyone else to do the dirty work, partially I imagine so the American citizenry doesn’t continue to identify the entire operation as solely a move by Israeli parasites in charge of the US govt to fuck over the US and the rest of the world and install Israel as the ultimate super power in the center of the Silk Road. Supporting this war if you are not jewish amounts to supporting total economic devastation and making your own life worse for literally no reason other than to help the worst people on Earth become ultra powerful. In other words, retarded.>>16943716Is starship still due to fly this month?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovq1WsryXOo
>>16943661Nothing musk has ever produced has been a "hit" at parties
>>16943716Muskjeets will see reality in the flesh and move on to the next lie instantly. They are beyond saving. Blue Origin will carry out the Artemis 3 landing, yet despite this being the obvious trajectory they will deny until it happens, then move on to the next cope.
Isaacman has acknowledged the lackluster coverage of the launch, and says it will improve.
>>16943725>Artemis III landingwho's gonna tell him
Smoke detector?
>spikes in smoke detector signal since crew wakegotta get that morning ciggy
>>16943717I don't like that stalemate state, either. If one problem gets solved, it'll be easier to understand the existence of the other. Let's be real here. Iran wouldn't ever have the means to destroy Israel even without this war. And there is not a chance the civilized world would ever try to do anything about Israel while Iran and the terror cells it sponsors are at large. If the status quo is Israel not-so-subtly manipulating the West while Iran is killing people all over the West in small batches, then I want the status quo fucking gone.
>elon52 results>musk23 resultsgarbage ass thread.there has been exactly zero spacex or elon news meanwhile the biggest human spaceflight mission in 55 years is ongoing.yet you cannot stop talking about the chief xedditor
>>16943739I bet they put Glover in charge of changing the batteries, but he doesn't hear the beep...
>>16943735BO will do the rendevouz mission which was originally a landing mission in Artemis 3, and also do the landing in 4 before Starship HLS is ready for Artemis 5
>>16943741>Erm Apollo 4 just launched yet people are talking about Grumman and the LM. Why?! STOP TALKING ABOUT NON-ACTIVE HARDWARE OR TOPICS
>>16943627or maybe he's just a guy with his own opinions lol.schizophrenia is a disease, you should get it checked out>s-so you're saying nothing shadowy ever happens? y-you're a jewish agent!i'm not saying people aren't trying to manipulate you, retard-san, i'm saying you're a schizophrenic retard with a low IQ and you are too dumb to understand what is a trick and what isn't. your paranoia and fear of being manipulated does not result on resistance to manipulation in itself, that comes with understanding, something you don't have.
>>16943747you're not even talking about spacex.it's just elon elon elonshut the hell up nobody cares
>>16943741it's just one really really really lonely guy pretending to be retarded and constantly seething about for attention, because he has no friends and no contact with his family.
>>16943754*constantly seething about elon
https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2039793365353418880
>Artemis II Live Views from Orionwhat did they mean by this
>>16943759Due to budget cuts they're running the entire mission off the DSN using Jared's ears as receivers.
>>16943748Kek! Asmongold is literally handled by the Night Media organization, you can be sure most social media influencers and streamers of his size are obviously targeted as useful agents in political/social propaganda. You’d have to be legitimately braindead to not realize this.
>>16943759Space is an ocean
>>16943741elmo IS spaceflight.
>>16943759I wonder what kind of potato setup NASA has for this flight. Ideally we get back some actual physical media when Orion returns, but damn has the stream been awful.
>>16943759It's blue, if it were green they would die.
>>16943769awful in a way but also great cause it's 24/7 and you can always listen to the loop.
Wonder how much the rest of the world will seethe when the US de facto owns the moon (not due to any claims, but just due to no one else being able & willing to base there).
>>16943774>does he know
>>16943754—but enough about Elon
>>16943758Mag 8
>>16943769NASA (and the DoD) use the NRO's classified Quasar and TDRSS networks for most of their comms
>>16943555I know there are good reasons not to have put it into an actual orbit yet, but after seeing some of these sometimes I wish they'd have just done it anyway and taken a risk of not controlling where it came down.
Inspiring new merch idea: giant pickle tick bouncy castle! Guaranteed to be a hit at parties!
>>16943776Whoa, you guys put people on the moon, too?
>>16943789He's probably referring to the chinks. The Chinese are going to put bases up there too.
>>16943782I don't, who cares what the retards seethe about? and whatever spacex does, they would move the goalposts anyway so ultimately its pointlessat some point they might move on to something like "spacex is too succssful and powerful so this succeeding is actually bad"
>>16943733>Props to spacex for having good streams, but we're halfway to the moon right now.
>>16943758What was the reason given for the increase?
>>16943805simply demand for the sharesSpaceX wants to sell them at the highest possible valuation, so depending on how much cash they want to raise and how much demand there is for the stock then that is going to ultimately decide the listing price
>The spacecraft will ignite its main engine on the service module for five minutes and 49 seconds beginning at 7:49 p.m. EDT.>Orion’s main engine provides up to 6,000 pounds of thrust, enough to accelerate a car from 0 to 60 mph in about 2.7 seconds.https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/missions/2026/04/02/artemis-ii-flight-day-2-crew-houston-poll-go-for-translunar-injection-burn/
>>16943814looks crooked
>>16943821id be more worried about the serious leaking of colored blocks. thats a big deal
https://x.com/tsarlet2/status/2039792592750256606>Russian webcomic from 2020 about the SLS (translated)
>USA couldn’t figure out soviet magic of ORSC kerolox engines>wanted a reusable shuttle, decided only way to do it with engines that didn’t eat themselves alive was to go with a hydrogen design and an external tank>try to keep those jobs alive, make a “traditional” evolved rocket shitstack that uses a hydrogen first stage and expends the engines>booster is so different that it was designed from the ground up and shared no heritage from older shuttle ETOkay fine I can settle with keeping the shuttle job pipeline alive but fucking hell, WHY KEEP THE HYDROGEN BOOSTER STAGE?! In what fucking world is this cool. They couldn’t have done methalox or kerolox? Find a way to upgrade RS-25s or RS-68s to take methane? Hell I’d even have settled for a NEW rocketdyne engine from scratch. They had to re-open and re-tool the RS-25 pipeline anyways, and it cost hundreds and hundreds of millions
>>16943573saturn didnt kill any astronauts retard
V-2 killed zero astronauts
>hypergolic>pressure fed>tank redundancyImagine using a complex setup in deep space with lives on the line. That would be crazy haha.
>>16943837another W for Von Braun
WE ARE SPACEFLIGHT
>toilet malfunctioned>woman, black, canadian poopimagine the smell
>>16943801Stop being mean to Elon!This is not going to be a good year for simps. Germany 1945 levels of bad.
>>16943828The only thing they could have done better is making the NASA guy look more like Bill NelsonI'm glad other people know what a shitshow this has been
>>16943743SpaceX HLS never happens. The Blue hack next year it is. From forum discussions, think the NASA would then like an undock and boost to Moon for a test landing. But don't know if that's official.Don't think even Blue could get everything lined up to test that in one mission.
>>16943835Saturn IB killed them dead
>>16943803kek thisI still remember when spacex was awarded the HLS contractthat feels like a bygone era now
>>16943880Get a load of this gaslighting fuckboy who thinks anyone gives a shit outside of engagement baiting, izzat farming jeets.
>>16943880are you going to short SpaceX after the IPO?
>>16943887Unfueled rockets on the ground killed them dead.With the candlestick in the drawing room.
>>16943833The launch pads are already plumbed for LH2, as are the launch towersCongress has steadfastly refused to give NASA money for any infrastructure improvements for years. Any rocket was going to be hydrolox or it wasn't going.
>>16943892It's a system
Using preliminary data from the Vera C. Rubin Observatory, scientists have discovered over 11,000 new asteroids. The data were confirmed by the International Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center (MPC), making this the largest single batch of asteroid discoveries submitted in the past year. The discoveries were made using data from Rubin's early optimization surveys and offer a powerful preview of the observatory's transformative impact on solar system science.The submission to MPC comprises approximately one million observations, taken over the span of a month and a half, of over 11,000 new asteroids and more than 80,000 already-known asteroids, including some that had previously been observed but were later "lost" because their orbits were too uncertain to predict their future locations. You can interact with all of Rubin's asteroid discoveries in the Rubin Orbitviewer, which uses real data to provide an intuitive way to explore the structure of our cosmic backyard in three dimensions and in real time.Rubin best girl.
>>16943828they know what they are talking aboutthe entire russian program is the same
>>16943900What about UAPs?
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039806346233799164
Not all sky yet. Search zones, fov changes with earth's orbit. Everything is moving. Takes years for the first catalog to fill out.
>reports of a swarm of unidentified drones peppering the Orion capsule with space debris>the drones appear to all be shaped similarly to starlink satellitesElon no!
>>16943906
>>16943908It freaks me out that each and every asteroid, star, and speck of dust is given a name, or at least a code. Literally INFINITE heavenly bodies up there and they ALL must have a name. There are SO MANY OF THEM
>>16943833The Soviets never managed to make a good hydrolox engine either.
>>16943833NASA does not give you new. NASA gives you jobs.
>>16943918Don't look now, but there are enough ipv6 addresses to give every atom in the universe its own
>>16943906why is this chud's first acknowledgment of artemis ii a reply to a sexist incel meme?
Orion is go for TLI
>>16943906So he hates NASA, hates space exploration, and hates women?
these prepared statements are always gay as fuck
>>16943944asking nerds to be poetic is a choice
>cabin leak warninguh oh
Man with Sailor Moon lanyard and Artemis plushie at CAPCOM
>Christina I'm leaking again!>Clean me up, will you!
Iran's missiles can technically hit Orion at this altitude
I live at point nemo help
can anyone suggest a good livestream to watch for Orion? NSF is fucking cringe (these three guys look like convicted toddler rapists) and they keep spamming their dog shit merch every 10 mins
>>16943968mean
>>16943968Why aren't you watching the official NASA stream?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
>>16943968just watch the official nasa streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
>>16943968interesting that none of the nsf folx seem to have any children
>>16943968official stream has PSA and communications, that's all you need
>>16943968harsh but true
>>16943968EJ_SA on twitch
>>16943961extremely based
>>16943961Pedophile
>>16943978>>16943979both can be true
>>16943906its funny because Musk does the same thing.
it's gonna apollo 13
>>16943974I still remember when NSF was still crusty old boomers during the Shuttle era
>2026>going to the moon isnt a regular thing the average person can enjoyour future was stolen from us
beautiful 144p 1fps earththank you for showing us such wonders
how come the most advanced country have the shittyest space camerasdidn't they hire Nokia to build a LTG network and get better video feed??
bruh i hope someone grills NASA about this audio/vidoe. shuttle missions had better quality than this
>caution: no crew actionis this our version of a 1202 alarm
Why wouldn't you have the best HD cameras possible for this big mission?0.5 fps is barely even video
>>16943995its not the cameras, its the network
Dr. Jessie ChristiansenI went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch:This is Victor. We are going for our families.This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.This is Christina. I need to go home right now. I forgot my phone!
>>16943968just make your own
poasting in a Lunar Thread
>>16943995I think the film video cameras they used to record the lunar rover excursions in Apollo 15, 16, and 17 had a higher frame rate than this.
IM GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON
>>16943996DSN needs an overhaul but it's not sexy so nobody wants to fund it
@grokimagine improve this livestream
https://x.com/planet4589/status/2039854540833407380>TLI! Translunar injection complete, Artemis II apogee now over 400,000 km; they're heading to the Moon.Not that you'd really be able to tell from watching the stream
When do they stir the tanks?
Please tell me the moon landing will have better quality than this
>>16943838>
>>16944011The moon landing will be worse, and it will continue being worse until plebs realize film is superior to digital.
>>16944011only if the astronauts that do the landing make it back homelikewise we will get really good video of Artemis 2 once all of the high def cameras that aren't broadcasting get on land
>we gaan
almost sounded like Forrest Gump trying to say "we are going"
the big difference is that Apollo broadcasted to satellites which then sent the radio signal to Earth, where as the DNS is entirely Earth based
>we are all earsdon't be rude to your boss
>>16944011It will hurt my ego if they have low exposure on the cameras and show the moon as a dull grey. The surface needs to be HHHHUUUUUWHYTE!
>>16944021positively radiant
https://x.com/Cosmic_Penguin/status/2039850027397390629>Thousands of kms away from 4 brave explorers about to start flying towards the Moon, a brave Chinese private LSP named Space Pioneer, w/ 1 successful orbital launch in the bag, is ~[3.5] hours away from making their 2nd 1st launch of their own Falcon 9 rocket, the Tianlong-3.
>>16944015Assuming the telecom relay satellites get to the Moon as planned, I believe 4k video from the landers is a listed requirement
>>16943999The woman really said that?
@grok make DSN sexy>>16944005
turn it off and on again
her voice is soothing
>>16944018Grok?This goon is incredibly wrong! Apollo 11 sent live television back to Earth using a specialized Westinghouse black-and-white camera mounted on the Lunar Module’s descent stage. The signal was transmitted via the LM’s S-band antenna, received by large telescopes in Australia and California, and converted into a standard television format.
$LUNR was supposed to take Nokia and build a 4g Network on the moon but the thing keeps cowtipping
>>16944040https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelsat_Iand the various other communication satellites
>>16944031The DSN girls are triplets, and one of them is asleep at all times.
>>16944008Tranny lunar injection (cum)
>>16943919I’d rather take a good ORSC kerolox engine and no knowledge of hydrolox than the other way around
>>16944029Anon is being facetious . She said she is going because she wants to find herself.
>>16944048rent free
>>16944050I want to find my penis in her v-j-j
Good photos still rolling in. It's going to be fun when Starship starts launching from Florida.
What if Orion explodes out of nowhere like Crew Dragon?
>>16943833Its easy to forget that methalox was a pipe dream prior to Raptor. It was as feasible as nuclear remains today
>>16944043You immense goon. That was an earth relay satellite -- and here's the important part -- pointing toward locations on earth to transmit signals between them. It wasn't pointing at the moon to relay signals back. Now, never post again.
>>16944056This kills the astronauts
>>16944057it's also only feasible because methane can be harvested from the martian atmosphere, so using it for a jobs program moon mission is pointless
>>16944059kill yourself bot
>>16944057Are you retarded?
>>16944062and this is also why SS should not go to the moon btw
>>16944070Starship can easily convert to hydrogen
>>16944072are you just saying this, or is this actually true?
artemis 3 needs one of those european wheelchair astronauts
>>16944075Hydrogen third stage
WE ARE GO FO TLI
>>16944078And then a castrated astronaut
Why is there no way to sort search results on nasa's image site?
>>16944093look at that fucking chode
>>16944089is that the big burn?didn't it happen already?
>>16944090we already got the perfect candidatehttps://x.com/Erdayastronaut/status/2039856620889411956
>>16944093wtf is this
>>16944078take her
>>16944105carnival ride for the pad crew
Jeff Bezos will orbit the moon before starship makes it to LEO.
>>16944105uhm... err... you're not supposed to see that...
>>16944107w-what is her name??
>>16944107they shut the program down too early
>>16944113Michi Benthaus. First paraplegic in space. She is an engineer at OHB so probably actually worked on the ESM. She was sponsored by one of SpacseX first employees and Bezos
>>16944117I wouldn't mind putting my god cock in her perfect juicy
Of course a woman asks about the toilet
the nasa public affairs girl here is so cute
Pee incident
Starting to think women are nothing but trouble brehs
>>16944087New textbook cover just dropped
https://x.com/goaliebear88/status/2039858122278191429>Orion capsule Artemis 2 mission during TLI burn. Over Florida
>>16944123Are you fucking kidding me dude
>>16944105
>>16944131no
fucking microsoft lmao
Why do boomers suffer on Outlook so much?
>>16944134You're talking about that butch lesbo,?
>>16944130Whaoh
>>16944137yeahmy type
*hurls*
I had to close my tab
>>16944139you're gross. Absolutely **** disgusting dude
>>16944130Wrong
>>16944105UAP
waow real woman
>>16944136because their corporate slave masters make them use it
how fast do it be goin tho?
>>16944148fast af nigga faster than sonic
>>16944148heavens-above.com/artemis/
>>16944000>Not a NRHO cuck orbitSo they were joking about it too weak to reach the moon?
So what happens if
>>16944153They aren't going into lunar orbit
Hi, karen shekelberg, zog media We heard some chatter about testing some triple backup contingency on this so far flawless mission, any way we can spin this into some scary failure? Thanks> ASTRONAUTS BAG WATER IN PANIC AS IN TERROR GIVEN THE HIGH LIKELIHOOD OF SUBSEQUENT FAILURE OF WATER PUMPS
>>16944159Even Eric Berger was fishing for some anti orion story beats>anything fail on the thrusters? anything barely nominal?
based reporter putting them on the spot
>>16944161Some real goofy shit went wrong with the electrical systems during the first flight and they have no idea what happened
>>16944159>Were you guys literally panicking shitting yourselves in mission control before TLI burn?Yes marcia, yes we were. There was piss and shit everywhere
talking to people irl and looking at social media it seems like 95% of the public falls into 3 categories now>people who think space exploration is pointless and would rather spend mo money on dem programs or get a tax break>people who think the space program is fake and would rather spend mo money on dem programs or get a tax break>people who like the space program but have an elementary schooler's understanding of spaceflightWas it like this back in the day or are we seriously degenerating?
>>16944168Yes, more than 50% of the public opposed Apollo
iPad troubles for Christina
>>16944169I didn't know that. How pitiful we are as a species.
>>16944170I used grok to take her top off
>>16944169anyone have that yt video link handy of the space tuber guy doomering about his moment of realizing just how little the public cares about spaceflight, either in the past or current? I'm trying to find it....
>>16944168It's basically always been this way. After Apollo 11, public interest took a nosedive.Normies just don't know (and more importantly just dont care) about spaceflight. They don't care about the Moon, they don't care about a mars sample return or humans on mars. They don't care about james webb or probes to venus or outer ice giant probes, europa landings, etc. They just don't give a shit
>>16944168Yeah it was the same except the second category didn't exist. No one thought it was fake but loads of people thought it was pointless.
>>16944168Normalfags have been, are and always will be retarded, clueless and unworthy of attention
>reset your device saar
>>16944173That's what Elon is busy doing, which is why he hasn't commented on the mission yet
>>16944168>picit must've felt like some surreal sci-fi shit to work at NASA back then
wait what? they only have 5 more toilet uses? TOTAL?
>toilet is go for use>we are estimating 5 more uses
Expendable toilets
>>16944185>should we push disarm?
The crew have not spoken to their families yet. Oh my god
Why are they so reticent to put the mission elapsed timer on screen? It's so annoying having to look elsewhere or calculate. They have it since they show it for two seconds every hour so why the fuck is it not constantly on screen or at least when the split view is up?
wtf are faga on the iss and css doing? they watching the Artemis mission too?
Christina asks about the PRNDL.
>>16944193fags*
>>16944190Tell my wife I love her very much.
>>16944168see >>16944179The people complaining about taxes don't realize NASA makes up less than half of a single percent of the federal budget. If someone pays $20,000-$40,000 in taxes in a year around $75 to $150 worth of that would be going to the space program. Anyone with a modicum of self control can recoup that threefold by getting cash back on a credit card and not carrying a balance. People are dumb and dislike things they don't understand.
>>16944198Oh, you want to speed our money. How about no?
>>16944200Not up to you
!!! The new episode of 4AM is out. Space nerd zerg time.
>>16944200Too late already spent it. No refunds btw sorrrrry :^)
>>16944204By golly I didn't vote for this
Buzz still hasn't said anything on X :(
>>16944200>Oh, you want to speed our money. How about no?Not yours anymore
>>16944193If you're a cosmonaut on the Station, or just a POCKOCMOC employee in general, what are you thinking right now?Also I bet the Chinks on Tiangong were watching, too. Exciting times
>>16944205I did.
https://x.com/EdKrassen/status/2039659052578320886
>Apollo was betteruhh we have a massive space station and soon a moon base with a tenth of Apollo's budget
>>16944212Good bait
>>16944168I think the perception is that unless you are one of these scientists/engineers yourself, it's pointless to waste time trying to understand the research that goes on. The other problem is that we aren't even sure that an FTL engine can ever exist, so everyone knows we are stuck with earth for at least the next three or four hundred years. You put these two facts together and yeah, the average person is going to be focusing more on stuff that actually has an effect on their life.
then I too will repost twitter
>>16944217How does microsoft even make money anymore at this point, I guess that's why they HAVE to grift office 365 and turn it in to a subscription service to suck money out of their users like a vampire.Their brand recognition went from>Based, rules the world of finance and computing, word, excel, XBOX, John Halo, give the covenant back their fucking bombto>Nothing works, pajeet indians, broken, broken, broken, shitty AI, bloated, indians, bloatedJust a generational fumble man
>>16944215i think its probably more likely that humanity expands out in an organic way, slowly habiting the solar system, than taking some sci fi craft to alpha centauri
>>16944212>>16944214Damn, what an asshole.
>>16944221one day even spacex will end up being a shell of it's former self
I made a friend at work we watched the launch livestream together
it sounds like the crew is doing some press event soon
>>16944225Ummm /comfy/
>>16944227hyp
>>16944000I still remember when SpaceX had the telemetry only streams
>>16943733He should hire the Bog for webcasts and someone like Tim to drive around centres with full access and make documentaries about what's happening there. The pieces are all there, he just needs to put them together.
>>16944227144p/32kbps
>>16944224already is if you ask meoh how our dreams were so grand
>>16944227Pressing some doody into the loo, perhaps?
>>16944234spacex could get a lot of good will and hopium by saying they're open to working together on a moon base with nasa
>>16944233looks like mission control has great video of the crew right now
>>16944234>>16944238Look at all these third-world doomposters as they desperately try to drag down the mood.
Why is Artemis II decelerating 1 mile per hour every 2 seconds?Earth's gravitational field can't be that strong.Frame of reference?
>>16944242>Earth's gravitational field can't be that strong.it is
>>16943906>>16943981the reflection in the glasses is kinda neat ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEsCREW PRESS EVENT
>>16944242earth is a fat bitch, yesA2 will decelerate much slower once it gets farther away from the earth and closer to the moonGravity acts upon objects at a distance via the inverse square law, so being 2x farther away means the amount of gravitational pull would be 25% as intense.
>SRBs are intensehell yeah
space plumbing confirmed most important job
Christina out here flushing pipes
>>16944251the future of blue collar jobs
apollo astronauts complained about the fans too
looks like it would be so fucking cozy up there
>haha yeah I hear the sleep is great>do you ever feel the weight of all mankind on your shoulders as you travel farther away from earth than anyone ever has? haha
is /sfg/ a tootsie pop or a blow pop general? which sucker is the space approved sucker, and which is the space approved flavor?
>you all look like homosdude...
>>16944257the capsule just being a big tent is comfymaxxingthese fellas are just having a big sleepover
>>16944251What's the bonus situation like?
Humans will not travel past the moon.We are going bitch slow, using all possible tricks already with gravitation.Unless they can invent a mini fusion reactor as an energy source for propulsion, forget it.
Hansen looks really comfy all tucked in there in zero G.
>>16944264We're looking into it. There's a distress signal they have to check out first.
>>16944268thats probably where id sleep, nestled in around some stuff with a blanket
>>16941821god i wish i was american
>>16944269>distress signalI think it's a warning.
>>16944272Best goddamn country in the world and beyond. I'm so glad I'm an American. Sorry about your bad spawn rng thirdy.
these interviews are terrible
>>16944272Idk about everyone else, but I really needed this after the last month or so of winning. >>16944276so were the Apollo interviews kek
lmao remove the sd card jfc
PCD 3 PMC diverted away from the toilet
>>16944283Apollo:>Set SCE to AUX, bit-level hacking the LEM computerArtemis:>have you tried turning it off and on again? I have two instances of Microsoft Outlook, and neither of them are working.
>>16944287its really no different than wrenching on an old car vs a new one
It is a travesty that this documentary doesn't have a bluray 4k remaster.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUwkamAS_mA
https://vndb.org/v15077Read the spaceflight visual novel.
>>16944291Artemis Poo
>ywn deadlift 400lbs while floating around the backside of the moonwhy even live at this point srsly
>>16944206dying or dooming?
>>16944275im a eurotard, so not exactly a thirdie, tough it aint saying much
>more toilet repairswhat the hell are they feeding them?
>>16944222Checked, nice dubtrips of slow and steady. Limp is gonna call you to add it to the tech tree.
>>16944297Genuinely curious about his current status. You'd think he'd at least post something about the launch, or be on some interview. Hope he's ok.
>>16944300space dulls taste so they go heavy on the spiciness
>>16944230Those were the days. I honestly like hosted webcasts especially since SpaceX hosts are good at pausing for the callouts, but the net only streams had some extra callouts (and lasted a bit longer) so I synced up the streams to have both going. I've already done it a bit with the views only and full broadcast now, too, but except for the press conferences I don't think the full broadcast has been missing any comms so I'll just put the views only one on for those moments and skip the syncing. Especially since now the Houston commentator is on the views only stream sometimes, too, apparently.>>16944302It seems hard to believe he could make it to a landing, but if he can't even properly register the first trip back out there that'd really suck.
DO NOT REMOVE THE TAPE FROM THE TOILET!
>>16944105guardian angelpraise god
Camera? Object?
>>16944026did it go up?
>>16944234how does it not tip over?
what does /sfg/ think of this?https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039885824477565026
>>16944320this better not be krystal
Finally getting the 4k footage on the site
>>16944159charring on the window?
Starship literally has never completed an orbit, nor has it carried a single ton of cargo, much less people. At this point, Starship is a fantasy; its only purpose is to convince the government that they should outsource NASA to SpaceX.
what images are they downloading and when do we get to see?
>>16944290but I still haven't read v2 and v3
>>16944340could they really not get rid of the shuttle turn?
>>16944332>>16944335>>16944336>>16944338>>16944340beautiful
I’m going to associate this mission with a toilet for the rest of time, it seems
>>16944353I mean it is number 2, anon
>>16944353Artemis: Number TwoLeading the way, IL DEUCE
>>16944344They both suck.
>>16944275I'm English though which is better than America in every way except spaceflight (in 200 years the British spirit will be revived and the Solar System will belong to us).
>>16944358>I'm English thoughSalam alaikum, habibi!
Tianlong-3 failed, fyi
>>16944362sad
>>16944222I wholeheartedly believe humanity will just create its own virtual universe before ever setting foot on any other planet besides Mars
>>16944366We could do a flyby of Venus as well before retreating into VR land
Space Pioneer's Tianlong-3 (Chinese 3.8m Falcon 9 style rocket clone) debut launch failed, possibly during first stage flight. That's the rocket accidentally took off in what was supposed to be a static fire test.
>>16944369>the rocket accidentally took off in what was supposed to be a static fire test.shameful display
>>16944370
>>16944370*prematurely took offand we don't call that a failure, just natural virility. the sperm will arrive
>>16944369
>>16944369I have to give them creditThey managed one more launch than Pythom did despite being even more clueless
>>16944371they just keep dropping these rockets on villageseven when it's reusable they keep doing itI respect their tenacity, but damn
>>16944353IIRC Crew-1 also had toilet problem. Curiously, that was the only other flight Victor Glover had flown..
>Next flight of Starship and first flight of V3 ship & booster is 4 to 6 weeks awayhttps://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039978694425682321
>>16944251you just need to bring the right mission specialist with you
>>16944400Two to three two weeks. Grim.
This goes hard ngl
>>16944400>4-6 weeksSo they haven't made any progress since the last time he's said this and the time before that also?
>>16944400Jesus, not even April launch. Is it going to be June at this rate?
>>16944400Seems like it is always 4 to 6 weeks away since the beginning of 2026.
>>16944400>stalling for IPOomg bro this shit sucks
I can't believe a fucking toilet of all things is whats shutting up the "why do we need a test flight?, just send a drone" crowd. reality truly is stranger than fiction lmao
>>16944417People do not understand how much more annoying and difficult spaceflight becomes once you have to supply a habitat for the human beans on board.
>>16944422Maybe but at least human beings can climb the wall of a crater without taking 5 years like Perseverance.
We have live telemetry of the some parameters like speed and distances, but nothing about the status of the septic tanks. I thought Isaacman promised more transparency.
Will humans land on the moon again in 2020s?
Had anyone told me this bald dude will be our only hope for space exploration, I would told you retarded, but this is true today.
>>16944414it seems possible that they really are stalling for that, though I imagine there is extra pressure to get things right due to being behind on the program, so they're probably taking their time with testing too
>>16944437Yes. Both BO and GayseX will deliver
>>16944454> I imagine there is extra pressure to get things rightThis would particularly be the case for the IPOHaving their fancy new rocket blow itself to pieces right before IPO day would be bad
>>16944439> O’Neill pilled spinGOD beats the druggy wellniggerjust lol if you couldn’t see that coming
>>169444004 to 6 weeks awayGround hog Day
>>16944400Sure feels like Elon is deliberately manipulating the betting market. But would he take the risk? Maybe he's using this to pay his drug dealer off the books.
>>16944462>GayseXi hope the fact that I reflexively double clicked this and pressed 'searched in google' before parsing this word will make you happy.
>>16944500lol
At this point they have to nail every objective otherwise starship is over. I won't even excuse multiple raptors shitting the bed during the launch.
>>16944494is playing it safe with launching after after the IPO manipulation?sounds to me like your conflating manipulation with a adolescent seethe about wanting a company to take a hit for personal feewings.
>>16939346>allow foreigns to ride on our spacecraft because otherwise they would never get to space>actually this demonstrates how important international cooperation is to spaceflight and the US space programI cannot stress this enough.Kill yourself immediately, retard
>>16944507>take a hitthis nigga believes the fake stock market number means anything at all
>>16944510Airbus built the service module that is doing all the maneuvering beautifully without any thruster failures.
>>16944512just because the market is fake and gay, doesn't mean it wont get fuckered by its primary vehicle fucking exploding when its owner is the prime hate-boner of 41% of the world. especially when most of the hatred comes from the market its going public directly into.also, the market makers would love nothing other than to manipulate the piss outa the market with a nice explosion to stack shorts on.
>>16944400Is 4 weeks the new 2 weeks?
>>16944414Actually, seriously, unironically, truthfully, unquestionably, without a doubt, GRIM
The OMS is actually massive. You could overclock this thing and turn the ESM itself into a moon lander.
>>16944510You're right, they should have had an all-American cost-plus service module procured through Boeing! and outsourced to Indians that explodes
>>16944272>>16944275It makes me feel happy that Americans are winning so hard. Good on them.
>>16944521An unmanned moon lander with something lighter than a capsule on top of course.Launch it on Vulcan with a Centaur V.NASA should seriously consider this for another lander option in addition to CLPS
>>16944526Solar panels with brakes designed for operation under load already would probably just work in 1/6g.11 kW of surface power landed wherever you want it in addition to the payload.
>>16944414Freezing the ball until June would be 8 months between tests, of a vehicle that's supposed to do a one hour turn while still on the pad. Almost as bad as another Elon firecracker. There's no good look here.
>>16944400Didn't he say say this same shit about 4 to 6 weeks ago?
>>16944535Torque. Why sky divers and figure skaters pull their arms in on landing. And why solar panels deploy afterward.
Has Elon said anything about Artemis 2 directly yet?
>>16944537It’s less risky at this point, from a valuation standpoint, to just say you have a new variant coming that needs yet another dead year of ground testing for confidence but with great promises ahead; versus going for a launch and even if most things go right you still have a few shortcomings that make uninformed idiots deduct points of speculated value from you
>>16944543Yes
>>16944543https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2039046398566625501
>>16944544I agree SpaceX is over and Musk has 100% betrayed the cause by IPO, but the previous development method was not working. It was purely done because Musk liked the aesthetic.SpaceX could not learn much or fix much because the time between flights was short and everything had already been commited to hardware. Integrated test flights should be done once everything is expected to work, specifically to verify that it all works together. Space Shuttle was a more ambitious design (for its time) than Starship, and worked first time.
>>16944513>>16944523Good point! America can learn from Europe's manned space program.Could you link me to some information about that? I must have misplaced it.
>>16944551Multi planetary civilization is cancelled because Elon decided to hop on the Line Must Go Up game with "AI" train.
