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>humans only need the brain, heart, lungs, liver, and one kidney to live
How do I free myself from my non vital organs?
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I'd recommend consulting a psychologist about your organ dilemma and they should give you the right medication to stop having those thoughts
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I hear some charitable souls would even pay you to take those useless organs off your hands.
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>>16943646
How does eating food work in that case?
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Yeah and your car can run without an oil pan or radiator but see how far it takes you.
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>>16943646
You don't even "need" most of those. Attach a pump to your arteries and we can do away with that heart of yours. Percolate oxygen into the pump system and no more lungs required. Attach an enzymatic chemical reactor and a reverse osmosis system and now your liver and kidneys can go bye-bye.
At this point we don't have any organs your brain needs to send signals to. So we can get rid of that silly little thing.
Wah-lah: you are now a non-sentient, but technically alive, meat bag that runs on mains.
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>>16943778
Chew a lot and colostomy bag
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>>16943646
The more aligned and powerful your body, the less constrained by it you will feel
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>>16943646
that affirmation is retarded
how do you nourish your vital organs without a gastrointestinal tract? how will your liver and kidney excrete waste?
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>>16943863
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>>16945101
IVs and dialysis
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>>16943863
Wahllah is a Muslim expression that praises Allah (as they usually do).
You're thinking of voilĂ  which is a French statement of excited declaration like "tah dah".
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>>16943646
test
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>>16945457
I'll voilĂ -te you if you keep talking like that, boy.



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