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Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)20:46:22 No.16946368

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Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)20:46:22 No.16946368

>be me
>work hard your whole life to be successful at everything
>be the 1 in 12,000 that gets selected to be an astronaut
>your mission is to return to the Moon after a half century absence
>get so excited about your impending mission that you're constipated in the weeks before
>liftoff
>vibrations and G-forces shake free the plugged poop
>luckily you’re on the first lunar spacecraft with a latrine
>download the contents of your brimming bowels into the one-and-only translunar toilet
>it won’t flush
>IT WON’T FLUSH
>clogged space toilet makes headlines around the world
>your tiny spacecraft smells like shit for the rest of the mission
>your crewmates hate you
>welcome to the Moon

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)21:07:56 No.16946377

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)21:07:56 No.16946377

How did they screw up something as simple as a toilet

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)21:17:28 No.16946386

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)21:17:28 No.16946386

>>16946377
we just lost the technology :(

Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)00:23:35 No.16946502

Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)00:23:35 No.16946502

>>16946377
You damn well know if SpaceX was in charge, simple shit (pun intended) like this wouldn't occur.

Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)00:52:28 No.16946529

Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)00:52:28 No.16946529

>>16946502
It would have blown up cybertruck style instead yeah

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