reentry - editionprevious >>16950859
what will the crew be for artemis 3?
>>16953395What if they burn up live on stream?
*brap*
They're all going to die up there.
>>16953398Bored
>>16953398me and you
>>16953399don't worry, it will be during the communication blackout period and over the middle of the ocean. nobody will see the kino
What if the moon had an atmosphere like Titan?
>>16953407I would remove it.
>>16953410wtf man
>mama, i'm coming home
>communication blackoutJust slap starlink on it.
>>16953407Grok?3.5 billion years ago the Moon had an atmosphere, primarily from out gassing as the mare filled with lava deposits. At that time, it's estimated the Moon had an atmosphere as thick as present Mars, as well as a magnetic field as strong or stronger than Earth today.
>>16953416 Clouds? Lunar dust storms?Probably!
DON THE SOOTS>>16953416That's amazing
>>16953375The Ship is also headed to Masseys tonight. People are speculating that both are going to perform static fires, which is wild to think about. If a double whammy does indeed happen, no more static fires would be needed, if nothing goes wrong.
whats the point of the communication blackout
>>16953421so you can't hear the astronauts screaming in pain as they burn up
>>16953413Starlink wouldn't help here, the plasma envelops the entire capsule so no signals can go in or out. Starship and Shuttle had communications because of a hole in the plasma above the craft thanks to their size and shape.
>>16953411Think about how much harder it'd be to launch from the surface with all that fucking atmosphere in the way, slowing you down via air resistance. Disgusting, get rid of it.
Why did they get rid of the count down? What time is the reentry?
what if there wasnt ever a communications blackout? what if it was just nasa censoring the feed in case a disaster happened? like columbia.
>>16953421They're talking about (You), and laughing at (You).
>>16953421so we don't get kino like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b3l5pl7aoQ
A communications disruption could only mean one thing.
>>16953430We must get rid of the atmosphere
This is proof NASA doesn't trust Starlink.
Reminder: where all the kool kids are chillin for the splash.
>>16953429So you are telling me they were able to do this back in the 1960s but its "beyond our technology" in 2026
>>16953430Space sex in plasma
Orion Reentry from as seen from flight ANZ1396
>>16953434Competency crisis, reverse Flynn effect, dysgenics, whatever. Every generation is significantly dumber than the previous.
>>16953400I can see a 75% chance that someone choked it to the wrong ass.
>>16953437this is fine.
>>16953434I dont think that is real
China will put the first megastructures in orbit
>>16953446i'd eat her cookie if you know what i mean
>>16953446The moon is 100% made of cookie.
>>16953446Why does she look 20 years older there?
>>16953451zero g gives them a temporary face lift
>>16953451they all doskin doesn't sag in zero galso Jeremy Hansen looks like buzz lightyear
according to the site I'm using, orion just crossed past their pre-lunar injection orbit back from the beginning of the mission
>>16953446stupid sexy brave crew, their build intelect give them a charisma bonus
What happens if they die?
>>16953401not like this
>>16953458
>>16953458It would be extremely painful
>>16953458nasa collapses
>>16953458There will be international mourning. Artemis will probably be cancelled completely because this administration only cares about optics. Canadians will say the US government killed one of their best.Moon landing deniers will use it as proof that we've never went. I'm sure some of them will be smug the same way people were after Charlie Kirk was killed.We want them to make it back safe and sound. None of the above is good.
>>16953430INVASION
>>16953458a lot of whining, not a lot of consequences for the people who kept up the shitshow with the expensive museum-tier hardware
if singles, they are going to be fine
>>16953458Musk wins
>>16953475musk wins either way
>>16953470The expensive museum-tier hardware has been fine so far. It's the new thing that was made specifically to be cheaper that is in question. These fags are obsessed with tiles. Tiles will be the death of spaceflight. I hate tiles.
>>16953455they are below the old orbit by quite a bit.
BREAKING: Elon Musk was spotted sneaking around NASA mission control and fiddling with the computers.
>>16953483Bezos needs to step in and stop this maniac.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_veRvxj-5VQ2.5h to splashdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A55min until official stream starts
>>16953458There’s actually a chance a disaster could actually reinvigorate public interest and an increased pressure for future programs to be successful to give their deaths purpose, remember the deaths early in the Apollo program, nothing went badly wrong after that ( Barring Apollo 13 )
>>16953481well yes, I didn't expect them to cross the same exact point in space twiceI meant if you cast the path onto the plane of the ecliptic
>130mph short of the speed recorddamn, i know they weren't going after it but being so close gotta sting
>24,000 mph reentry I wouldn't even try that in ksp
>>16953491>those hurricanesthey looking at aus again?
https://youtu.be/shcj7MUK5BUUhhhh Scott this is some bad juju
I'm locked in.
>>16953437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55KGua5iW0E&pp=ygUYZGJ6IGJ1ZG9rYWkgdGVua2FpY2hpIDMg
>CO2 levels risingRuh roh.
Genuinely what would happen if the space shield broke? Would they still be able to come back? Would it cook the capsule instead or would it instantly blow up?
dubs and they land safely with one extra passenger
>>16953510>Would they still be able to come back?Yes, but not alive
>>16953511spooky
>>16953510depends how it breaks, in the worse case they would just be cooked alive (literally)
>>16953510The capsule would melt and break apart
>>16953509They could probably just tank it now without any scrubbing.
Reentry when? is there a stream?
>>16953511Dubs confirm it, they're bringing back ayys
>>16953519quick, they're acceleratinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
>>16953521sweet thanks
the earth looks kind of bulbousflatearthbros??
>>16953515and by this I mean being heated alive slowly like one of the shuttle crew did I think?instead of just the capsule blowing up quickly and a quick deathI guess the parachutes failing would be kind of horrifying for the crew, but that would be a pretty quick death as well compared to being cooked alive slowly
>>16953458We have the benefit of blaming DEI crewmember
>>16953520why does ayy mean alien, I've always wondered
>>16953498Grok, tell her where she went amiss.Sure! The Moon’s orbit is tilted 5.1 degrees to the ecliptic, which is the plane of Earth's orbit around the Sun. While the Moon travels in the same general vicinity of the ecliptic, its path crosses it twice per month, creating nodes.Hence why you hear "nodes" mentioned in mission trajectory planning. Also why we don't have solar eclipses every month.
>>16953530
>>16953532gr*k, piss offI ain't reading that
>>16953530ayy lmao was the caption of an early alien meme -> ayyliens -> ayys
>>16953532>Also why we don't have solar eclipses every monthHow do we solve this? We should have them all the time.
>>16953533>>16953537that's a cool alien, thanks
They're falling straight down
being drunk really brings out how fucking crazy that there's just these orbs out there in the middle of nowhere and we live on one
WE'RE TILTING WE'RE TILTING
How long until ESM sep?
>soaking is initiated i didn't know this was a mormon operation
>>16953543I think that site misreports distance from earth slightlysomething about measuring from the center vs the surface
>>16953548No shit, it's a vibe coded POS. Use the official site
>>16953547Visiting other worlds but not colonizing is kind of soaking.
>>16953549that one from NASA coded in unity? I tried, it was even more shit
Checklist: Check
>>16953526Oblate spheroid.
>>16953543they can literally ignore all of this reentry bs by turning on time warp to the max and go back to the moon instead
>>16953544It really is existential and scary, but beautiful. When you fly away you are forced to see how literally all of us are on this one object.
Roos are getting attention on screen
>>16953510>Genuinely what would happen if the space shield broke?When the shield cracked on Artemis I the capsule was still fine inside so probably nothing.
>>16953544we are almost never shown the solar system in true scalethe planets are always bigger on the diagramsbut space is ridiculously empty, planets are these small grains of sand orbiting a massive star
>>16953561shut up we gotta panic and fearmonger
>>16953545Why did they do that? More testing? Dumping fuel?
>>16953561there was some spalling, it didn't break completely
>>16953544why does he look so smug?
They’re gonna blow up on entry right?
NSF: . I am trying to decide to go to Point Loma or La Jolla to give my best shot at seeing anything and hearing. I guess we can watch some air traffic as some military helicopters are not hiding their transponder info for a clue as things get closer.
News reports indicate that the NASA administrator has just now arrived on board the recovery vessel to welcome the crew upon their arrival.Izzy flew abroad flapping his giant Dumbo ears.
Splashed down time as currently estimated at 7:07 and 8 seconds PM Central time, 5:07 and 8 seconds PM Pacific Time
>>16953495
Comfy /sfg/?
are we going to mars?
>>16953580No, it will burn up on reentry and the Artemis program will get cancelled.
>>16953532Why are you obsessed with women?
>>16953582why aren't you?
>>16953576Why don't the astronauts simply fly the Dumbo ears to Mars?
looking old buddy
ebin fist bump time
THEY ARE OVERSHOOTING, THERE WILL BE NO AEROBREAK, THEY'RE DOING A SECOND ROUND AND WILL STARVE TO DEATH IN SPACE
>>16953583I'm not a faggot
>>16953586>old white guy in controlI think we'll be alright.
>>16953586if he went to space he would look less old
>>16953586better him than some millennial cat lady
Integrity?
>>16953591So many useless buttons
r8 my concept for uncrewed robot that builds a lunar base, basically just a massive but lightweight robot spider with 4 legs, lands on the moon, the bottom lander square part detaches, the spider walks over to the lunar base and gently attaches the new base module on pre-prepared flat ground then it walks away and powers offthen you basically just get the ISS on the moon after like 10 of these land Would it work??...
>service module separationwhere is blud going?
How many hours until reentry?
>>16953597get the rotation right and post it again
>>16953592I think a young white guy would've worked too, but he would've had to be fat and be into anime for me to trust him
>>16953574La Jolla, hit up the jetty
>>169535991 hour 20 minutes
>>16953582Women are more than half the people this planet and deserve our recognition and respect, incel pal.
>>16953600fug
>>16953603I watch with our girl Clear or not at all
>>16953601That guy is jerkin it in the bathroom to Christina Koch surveillance pics (no he's not sharing them). This was the backup guy.
>>16953582mommies have milkies
>blackout period due to """plasma"""Sounds like shenanigans are afoot
>>169520835minute difference from the same slide a couple days ago
>>16953589Grok?*roll eyes*
>>16953612I thought we moved on from plasma to OLED??
>>16953603>>16953590Shut up shrimp
>on locationSurprisingly dedicated for these days
>>16953615old museum equipmentNASA is still on CRT
>>16953597Yeah but what if you cover one of the craters with a massive tarp, fully seal it and put fake atmosphere inside?
hes a big guy
>>16953624>>16953624>>16953624>>16953624
my favorite part>>16953617>>16953618Is she on that helium dang???
Is that a stereoscopic rangefinder on the ship?
Can they land on land with that can?
>>16953628it would be extremely painful
>>16953628It's better to land on water to cool that thing down
>>16953627This? Those are like those cameras on police helicopters.
I got an ad during the launch and missed it, hopefully ill get to see them land in the water.
>>16953543NSF: (Basically: the Earth rotates West-to-East under Orion while the craft falls approximately towards its center, causing the ground projection to drift west. Only later does it become apparent Orion is not actually falling dead center, but off to the East side of Earth. As it picks up speed due to gravity, the westward drift on the ground track progressively slows down, eventually stopping over Southern Australia, and then becomes a rapid Eastward trajectory: the last leg of the entry path).
>>16953618she also has notes on actual papervery traditional>>16953624that dude is massivefirst time I actually see someone for whom the descriptor "shaved bear" fitting
is this a trick of the light wtf?
this coked up nigress reporter sucks
>>16953632I suppose that's just ship equipment some light that was folded down from view. lol
>>>/bant/24204025>>>/bant/242041114chan /hap/penings thread has spoken, crew members are (about to be) cooked
>>16953395Pray for them. And if you don’t believe, science for them.
>>16953638I want a scott manlet autism video on what each screen shows and how Orion's flight interface works
>>16953641praying doesnt work.
>>16953641I will drink for them
>>16953641Will cooming work?
>>16953641We should've science'd for them before we sent them into space so we would know for absolutely certain that the damn heat shield will work
oh my science
There are no atheists inside of reentering orion capsules with a new and untested heat shield and reentry profile
>>16953642seems to be an autistic version of an airliner's screen
All boardsreport in
>>16953641I'll sacrifice 1lb of cow for their save return.
>>16953650Both are correct. Priests know the word of God better than you do.
>>16953652/mlp/ hope we get Nasapone as gravity tester for Artemis IV
>>16953652/gd/ standing by
>>16953652/vst/ standing by
>>16953641>I am going to save their life if I get one million subscribers! I mean prayers
>look at me I'm a doctor>I carry around a stethoscope every where I go
these niggas better not pull a columbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0rJoL821bs clear is live
>>16953652/vt/ looking at the sky
>>16953652/pw/ reporting in brother
>>16953666the only spaceflight stream worth watching
>America wants to land in 3 years>literally zero (0) HLS hardware anywhere to be foundIs NASA just hoping for a miracle here?
>this is the first time we've landed in water since 1972no it isn't dumbass
>>16953664based. I would too if I was a doctor
>>169536702 years actually
>>16953652/a/ here, it's been crazy seeing the stream all week. We really are in the middle of nowhere on one blue orb.
Why we call them astronauts? They didn't travel astronomical distances, they never left Earth's orbit. We should call them Gaianauts.
>>16953652/ck/ stuffing my face
>>16953674>We really are in the middle of nowhere on one blue orb.we're the center of intelligent lifeanswer to Fermi Paradox is us being the first
>>16953652/v/, I'm ashamed to say.
>>16953676Theianaut
>>16953623man I thought stupid old me and thought up a smart thing, your idea is way cooler
>>16953652/tv/ please let them live
>>16953652/tv/>gene, the shitter is dying
/sfg/ checking in. any other /sfg/ anons here?
im so proud to be amerifat
>>16953685go back faggot
>>16953685yes
uhh bros isn't the external gopro going to be obliterated by this reentry procedure? where are the full res videos saved?
>>16953684from the point of status, what boards do we have that are good?
>burger units
>>16953685Standing by
>>16953692when you send a man to the moon you can use your preferred units
>>16953652/mu/ reportinghttps://youtu.be/Kj9-YsnQIk4?si=yKzt8YZ5DnWJMBbd
>>16953652/tg/ standing by
>>16953695how about something on-topic from /v/?https://youtu.be/p2aIYVu1d1U
>>16953652/trash/ standing by
reminder: despite this being a successful mission, nothing in this blog post is wrong: https://caseyhandmer.wordpress.com/2025/10/31/nasas-orion-space-capsule-is-flaming-garbage/
RIP to the workhorse
>>16953395Brianlet here, why the fuck is it so complex to have a heat shield? Isn't that a solved problem?
I seriously need to go to sleep but at this point I'm too far gone anyway, might as well stick around til the end
>>16953694I don't prefer any units I just use the correct ones
>only 103 mph short of the human speed record of all timeOh come on, I'd be pissed. Bring em in just a little hotter
>>16953699Simmer down elon
>>16953670I mean Blue Origin also works on their laander, so there's a minisculine ammount of hope in that regard.
>>16953652/mlp/ standing byNeed to get myself a Nasapone soon
>>16953685I have arrived
>>16953702The Artemis missions are using a different re-entry profile to the Apollo ones (higher velocity and "skipping" IIRC), the heatshield is going to be used under different circumstances from the '60/'70s so it's not gonna work out the same. They also changed up the manufacturing and design a little bit even if it mostly uses the same material.
Clear uses Brave browser? Based
>>16953682nah your can actually work
Astronomy gassed up Orion so much. Nigga is like a C tier myth
>>16953652/h/ ready for a fiery demise
brb gonna go shave
>>16953715Orion's belt is like top 3 identifiable things in the sky though, so it is inadvertently deserved
>>16953652/sp/tartan standing by, it's been fun spending time here with you boys
>>16953670Anything with a rocket engine is a lander.>t.
>>16953710>Need to get myself a Nasapone soonwait for another /mppp/ run ponybro
>>16953652/bbc/ here, keeping yalls wives busy while yall monitor the situation
what is this bald dude yapping about
>>16953719along with Sector 8 and Tittleman's Crest
So there's a chance they might burn up and die on reentry? It only happened once or twice in all of space flight history, right?
what if they redirect the capsule towards israel
lol
>>16953652/p/ reporting in, its a shame i'm so close to the splashzone and yet way too far to get pics. maybe I'll shoot the falcon launch tonight as a poor substitute.
>>16953652/vt/ here, Integrity will come home
>>16953670The Apollo lunar lander wasn’t delivered until a year before its first test flight
>>16953732Why does she have a shitter flap?
>>16953652/a/ here, looking forward to seeing this spacecraft explode into flames... much like anime has in the last 10 years
starlink dishes spotted
>>16953728The OP image is what people are worried about happening
>>16953652/vt/ sister reporting in with all the latest gossip!
it is probably so warm in the ship rn
>>16953732>>16953735I coomedWill they live on the reentry
>Youtube chat is just thirdworlders spamming their flags
>>169537414chan isn't that much different
>>16953741Let them, we already conned most of their governments into allowing us to do as we please with lunar resources (and beyond) with the artemis accords
>>16953735I want Asuka to take my BHC (Big Hispanic Cock) and we'll make cute little mutt babies together.
>>16953395the constant movement of the solar panels reminds me of how balls are always adjusting themselves
>>16953741That's because Artemis couldn't have happened without an international effort. Those "third worlders" have every right to post their flag
>>16953748lol
>>16953597>>16953606I've also had the thought that legs may be a preferable design for some machines on the Moon. They can get every moving component up far away from the surface dust, and they can also fully enclose each leg in a continuous dust barrier layer since there's no rotating bits
>>16953741based
>meanwhile, ESA dudes just stay on their phonestop kek
Wtf that helicopter pilot sucks lol
>>16953623>YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY, RIGHT ROUND
>>16953750it dosnt owkr do you have to let me in
it all comes down to the parachutes desu
>>16953753No clapping allowed
>>16953754Like you can do any better Anon. Post Pliot's license.
>NO GPSWHERE ARE THEY!?!?!?!
ooooooohhhooooohhhh sailor moooooon
>>16953764I thought it was the thing from chainsaw man
>>16953766
/vp/ just had a game about humans going to space and not returning
Everything is going smoothly so far, thank goodness
>>16953753wtf is that countdown clock
Hope we get a live feed of the separation
>>16953769you jinxed it
How are you anons celebrating our soon-to-be successful splashdown? I am preparing for myself a couple bratwurst sausages, in honor of our space program's German heritage. Heil, NASA!
>>16953753>Merasmus Support Facility
>>16953770Integrity isn't the only thing in space anon
radiation
>>16953777fuck off and kill yourself retard
anyone know the exact path where it'll reenter? wondering if I can see it outside but don't want to go out there like a dumbass
>cloudy in my area AGAIN so I can't wave to the astronautsDangit
uh oh>we think it could happen again so just ignore
>>16953652hello from >>>/jp/>>16953695i had this on a little while ago. is it /mu/?
>>16953777you don't need to post that every minute
Lock the doors
>just ignore it bro, there's no missing panel bro.
>>16953780over the ocean, maybe people in hawaii will see something
>>16953780it's falling from roughly south of hawaii towards san diego, but still too far away from any coasts to be visible to the naked eyes. you'll have to boat out to the ocean
>>16953784they spam that shit on multiple boards/generals when major events happen it's fucking annoying, just subhumans who want ad bux
>>16953776>>snowbunnySauce?
>>16953783>jphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0rJoL821bs
IT'S HAPPENING AHHH
>>16953789>>16953784>>16953616this is what he looks like btw
It's starting, good luck to those aboard
kino
it's off
>>16953652/sp/ reporting inseparation HERE. WE. GO.
Oh shit it came off
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
uhhh where is the heat shield
piss is flying everywhere
>a great view>bsod
OH SHIT IT BROKE
ohhh it's shiny
My palms are starting to sweat.
was that supposed to happen?
I'm so fucking scared y'all...
they strirred the tank
they forgot the heat shield!!!!
waow
>>16953807uh oh stinky
Wow
Did they purge the shitter module?
>>16953808same. if this goes well, congress better pour some billions into Artemis 3
glormpfh JETTISONNED our European Allies into deep space he needs to be impeached and killed
>>16953809these shots actually look more kino with the shit camera quality, compared to the SpaceX video quality
they forgot to install the heat sheild!quick revert to launch!
>the front fell offbros??
>>16953818>congress>billions>spaceflightlol, lmao
>>16953702We tend to not send anything back to Earth from that far out. If we do it’s small sample containers and not big capsules with humans in it.
>>16953810The front falling off? No no, I assure you it's very rare
load savestate
>spacecraft broke in half
>>16953810I think they made a mistake, quick call the emergency services!
ROGER!
>>16953821true, there's something about the shitty go-pro footage that makes it feel real
clear sounds so excited/nervous
What happened to the ellen degeneres rings?I thought they would kill the crew
>>16953835kys nigger
>>16953395thrown away like an old piece of fruit
>>16953833>You can see part of the heat shield coming off Uh-oh...
>>16953834doki doki
>Aaaaaaand they're gone. RIP
>>16953843me on the left
>>16953839
I really like that their screens are old-school TONS OF DATA kindthis is how professional software looksnone of that react web garbage
>>16953843Imagine someone having anime porn on their screen during the stream
>SCIENCE chairs empty/sci/bros? explain?
>LOS because you rolled over
>perfectly aligned under the ESM>short burn with Orion>you are now "within acceptable limits"
i wonder what musk is thinking right now
>>16953843it's like columbia. Even if something is wrong, there's nothing they can do now.
>>16953843is that a dogleg?
you can still use the array cameras visualization website even though the module is gone...
Who CAPCOM here
>>16953856I'm... so lonely
What are the odds this thing pulls a Columbia
>>16953835>it's like a normal stream but you get to say naughty wordsgrow up
>>16953857My mom
>>16953819this but unironically
>>16953849Leave chairs empty for the angels to do their work
Military and NASA birds all over the place already, hopefully they'll find Integrity fast.
>>1695386010% according to one nasa scientist
>>16953863orion fast as fuck
>6:59:55just say 7
I love Jackie she is a good CAPCOM :)Fuck that CSA bitch
>guess we'll have to go backholy jinx gtfo spacefoids
>>16953869NO!
7:53 EST is when the 6-minute communication blackout and peak temperatures happen
25min
Hard to contemplate how fast this is going. They have parachutes on the module thingy right?
good luck space nigger...
OH NO ISRAEL JUST "ACCIDENTALLY" FIRED A ROCKET AT THE ARTEMIS
>no reentry threadexpect lots of tourists
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPiy5eO7hpcTHREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPiy5eO7hpcTHREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPiy5eO7hpcTHREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPiy5eO7hpc
>female comms something something tee hee>male comms interesting observation
>>16953880Indians also launched their fleet to retrieve the shitter module
>>16953881why do y'all hate new people coming to visit your fine board?
>>16953791not that kind of /jp/ habitant
>>16953877get back to the fryers, wagie
imagine being the person that packed the parachutes
>>16953880I can't believe aliens just attacked America
>>16953878yes, once the atmosphere slows them down enough the cover will blow off and the parachutes will deploy
>ShrimpfagMODS, BAN HIM
>>16953857They're doing research for Pragmata
>>16953880that's why they will never name their capsules "Liberty"
the kino is about to begin
>>16953652/tv/ reporting!
Reentry is always so scary, especially with new and untested procedures
orange suits spotted
>>16953878Right now it's going 22,000 mph, the parachutes will slow it to 20 mph
Oh shit I thought something bad was happening when that reflection started to move
>>16953395I got some photos when i visited the space center for the artemis launch
>>16953890Hope they weren’t a DEI hire
>>16953901nah it's mostly the drag that slows it. that's why that shit burns.
>>16953868faster
Good luck, space niggers.
Rolling for Amerifats being roasted on re-entry
my hardcore KSP run only ever lost crew during the first manned flight returning from the Mun. staging error meant I separated the heatshield too early. a review was done and the program was grounded for a couple months.
if they survive then musk lost
>>16953902FIRE IN THE COCKPIT
let's pray
Why dont they film outside the ship. Serious. Why not?Just a reflection of the window
poor Jeremy has never done this before
>>16953916hell of a mission for his first spaceflight
>>16953915melty camera>>16953916Canadians don't have feelings
GREEN
>>16953914
>>16953915it's not that easy in reentry-ry
>>16953913FIRE IN THE TACO BELL
>>16953878Nope they'll explore the deep ocean too its part of the mission
>>16953915the camera wouldn't survive
>>16953915That would cost another billion
>>16953652/k/ here.
>feet>milesWhen will we grow up and use meters?
>3.9Gso I think that's like an extreme rollercoaster but constantly instead of for a couple of seconds>>16953915I think the camera would die
>>16953434We replaced too many whites with double digit IQ browns Things will get worse
>>16953914our hearts and prayers go out to their families for their sacrifice and loss.
>>16953904Somehow 3D-era GTA coded
>>16953915
Inshallah they return
>>16953652/a/ here. Fingers crossed.
go, you glorious bastards
The constant beep is giving me tinnitus
>>16953930>Black out in 6 mins I hope he has a parachute !!!
>>16953898Fuck off
HOLY KINO LOOK AT THAT SHOT OF EARTH
I KNOW THAT PLANET ANON!
Oh shit, the earth looks pretty flat to me!
They don't have starlink? Or is the plasma hole not large enough to stream like starship can?
here we go
you can actually see the speed now, fucking christ
>>16953920American anime is so grotesque
4min from entry interface
>>16953917William Anders first flight was also to the moon, love all the parallels between the two missions
those astronauts are braver than me. first time for this entry profile.
I'm in this pic and I like it
GUYS WE'RE ON THE TELLY
>>16953943what is it? I forgot to study
damn that planet is coming up fast
>hey does anyone feel... falling-y?
h-hayai!!
>>16953652/m/ ready for space explosions
>>16953955BLUE MARS!
is that hte moon?
Why doesn't the European Service Module/the main engine just dump its remaining fuel firing backwards to try and slow them down as much as possible before ditching?
Hopefully all the astronauts remembered to put their phones on airplane mode...
for 30 billion dollars, it better work
big chungus moment
>>16953652/a/ reporting in
>>16953941?
>>16953939What beep?
how come the earth emits it's own light
I could not be an astronaut, this is already too scary for me.
Wait why is Earth so curved? Have I been lied to?
what if they come in upside down and gravity makes the toilet spill all the clogged piss and shit all over the capsule lol
>>16953964you mean spacecraft mode?
Good luck, we're all counting on you
why is it so fast?
>>16953963they might bounce off the atmosphere >>16953973they ejected the toilet already that shid and piss is burning up in the atmosphere
That looks more than 160 miles up
this commentator has commentated nasa stuff for like 20 years lol
>>16953970That's from the sun, retard.
>They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? >Choose whichever Spartan I wanted.>You know me. I did my research. >Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. >Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. >A natural leader. >But you had something they didn't.>Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? >Luck. >...Was I wrong?
>>16953963A more severe downward angleBasically they'd go straight through the atmosphere and wouldn't enjoy the drag slowing them down, they'd be going too fast for the parachutes once they got low enough
>>16953968What did he mean by this
>>16953652/his/ hereDont you love living in interesting times?
>>16953976It fell from the moon
LET'S GOOOOOO KARMAN LINE
>>16953976it needs to be fast
how is babby formed?
That speed is absurd, holy shitCan't wait until we get the 4K footage
you only get one shot
/vg/ herelet's fucking gooooooooo
>>16953976it fell all the way from the moon
1 minute!!!!!
1min
RE ENTRY NOW
now this is K I N O
>>16953981But it's almost night time
MAXIMUM VELOCITY
>>16953976gotta go fast
I WISH I WERE IN SPACE ANON...
1 minute to blacked
Lol it's so obviously flat, nasa is debooking itselfThis is hilariousWhat now science bros?
2.5 mil viewers between the two streams
>>16953982yet another plot element lifted directly from niven
I hope they remembered to buckle their seatbelts
COMING IN HOT
wait I'm not ready
now they're really hauling ass
>>16953652/d/ standing by
fucking blackouts
>>16953892what happens if they forget to wear the parachute
THE FIRE RISES
it's going to break up
I wish there was some sort of external temperature monitor so we could see spacecraft heat up in real time
>>16953992meant for >>16953652
I am posting this to cement my legacy in this meaningless basket weaving forum that I was here for the re-entry.
OH NO IT'S ON FIRE
>>16953963Fall faster means more peak heating vs longer slower burn through the atmosphere. On the first the flight the heat shield cracked in 100 places also holy fuck the speed
TOO FAST TOO FAST
time to splashdown 13minblackout soon
I BELEIVE IN LOCKHEED SUPREMACY
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>feet per second
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
uh
IT BLEW UP THEY ALL DIED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
holy shit we actually got to see the live plasma for a second
LASER BEAM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERE (SO HOT) LET'S TAKE OFF ALL OUR SPACE SUITS
AAAAAAA
WHO SABOTAGED COMMS ANON?!
>>16954026yeah wtf, they said nasa used metric?
wtf integrity just flew over my house
Do they record during reentry while there is a streaming blackout?
Oh my god
It's over...
It's over
HERE WE GO BOYS
Why doesn't the spaceship just transmit through the plasma? Is it stupid?
>>16954023BLACKED
/vst/ checking in+research spaceflight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLEcJ_TyJg
HEATTO SHIELDO GANBARE\o/
from plasma we came, to plasma we shall return.
OH FUCK COMMS LOST OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
THEY'RE GANGBANGING THE LADY ASTRONAUT RIGHT NOW!
>>16954020White people want spaceflight to succeed thoughbeit
what they're not gonna show as they enter? lame
>shot of rentry from a planeK I N O
dood
WHY IS THE VELOCITY STILL INCREASING
>>16954026i kinda gave up on expecting anything from that stream especially when the crew started talking about jesus a few days ago
>>16954013they can use the clouds as cushioning
>>16953652/sp/ARTAN here CAM ON SCORE THAT RE-ENTRY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
joewari da
TURN ON CNNTHEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEADOH MY GODTHE BODIES ARE EVERYWHERE
POST>YFW POST>YFW POST>YFW POST>YFW POST>YFW POST>YFW POST>YFW POST>YFW POST>YFW
>
>>16953963know the price of fuel right now?
>>16954043>>16954042Overmind
>>16954052lmao, I mean I would be
10 DAYS GOES KINDA QUICKLY ANON
holy shit I'm a bit scared now
Holy fuck they just blew upThe built up farts within the pod ignited.....
hey i can see my house from here lol
wtf a reentry capsule just flew over my house?
>>16954026They already detached the eurofag trunk
that tiny dot is us bros
>>16954054the plasma blocks comms
>>16954065BRO NOOOOOO
If they pee it'll be the fastest pee has ever moved
>>16954062Why didn't they keep this up? Are they actually dead?
ganbare gomenasai
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
They died rip
10 min to splashdown...I'm so scared
>>16954071HEY ITS [EVENT]ANON!
MOON INVADERS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Those astronauts really thought they bought a 2 way ticket... heh....
mute before the clapping start
>>16954047>>16953652Got too excited and didn't reply to the post
MAN IT'S A HOT ONE
>>16954066IKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STICKY THIS THREAD GODDAMN MODS
BROS IS FUCK3N BLEW UP ITS SO OVER NOOOO
owari da
YOU GOT THIS
>>16954066
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED ASTRONAUT
>>16953652/vg/ hereliz love
twenty five thousand miles per hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q7mtr4cWyo
SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN EVERYTHING IS FINE
holy smokes
ACQUISITION ON INTEGRITY
>ksp screenshotnasa budget is low these days huh
isn't that beating the speed record?
THE MILE METER IS GOING BACK UP THEY'RE GOING BACK TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON
>>16954106FAKE
Now that they lost comms, what's the next plan of their master plan???
Just got word that theres nothing left but charcoal
this is literal heck
can they pull this off?
>>16954085will the visualization show the capsule disintigrating when the heat shield fails?
If they wanted a repelling shield they should have just asked to use my face.
>>16954106looks fake earth confirmed flat
https://youtu.be/SyOAdrxlPVshttps://youtu.be/SyOAdrxlPVshttps://youtu.be/SyOAdrxlPVsHUMANITY HAS RETURNED TO THE STARS, THE TRUE SPACE AGE HAS BEGUN
>>16954085What happens if the velocity meter goes over 100%?
2:30 left in blackout
>>16954088THAT'S (YOU) ANON!!!
next up>artemis 3 - 2027>artemis 4 - early 2028>artemis 5 - late 2028>artemis 6 - 2029
>>16954106fake cgi nasa fooling the normies
>>16954113crashing this capsule. with no survivors!
>>16954113crashing this capsule
>>16954109nope, off by 130mph
Yes yes nicely donehowever...
my sources are telling me artemis' integrity is stableplease god
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16954061you only have 2 stars
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
>>16954104Dangerously kino music with the animation
>multiple airborne assets have visual on integritymay we see it?>no
They'll be fine, nothing ever happens.
>>16954116It's not a matter of "can they". It's a matter of necessity.
it's slowing down now
Godspeed
>ground assets have visuals>stuck showing the CGIgay
HIT THE BRAKES RETARDS
>>16954133FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
>>16954013It would be extremely painful
the most dangerous part of the mission is yet to come... relying on US naval assets in 2026
>>16954121and now we know
2.5mil watching the stream now
>>16954145
comms in less than a minute
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They’ll make it.
>no dedicated reentry thread>top threads are racist pol / pedofile shitno wonder I stopped coming to this God forsaken board
>>16954140Going at the speed of God is kind of the problem
>have visual>doesn't show visualWhy the fuck is NASA like this?
I'm so fucking ready for the space age
SpaceX would have shown the live feed....
BLACKED
>blackout ends>just screaming "WE'RE BURNING HELP HELP"
>>16954147that's it?
If the capsule is so hot why don't they turn on the sprinklers Are they stupid
>>16954153CHICKEN JOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST SAW A FLASH IN THE SKYTHEY'RE FUCKING GONE
>cursor on screengreat job everyone
they made it! data!
>>16954159NASA has almost no budget...leave them be.
>>16954159live feed past the plasma interference?
I'm ready to work the moon mines
SPLOOSHDOON
What happens if it just immediately sinks when landing
>we have comms back>THIS IS INTEGRITY JESUS CHRIST I'VE SHAT MYSELF
>>16954159because starship is big enough to bunch a hole through the plasma to send a video feed fromorion isn't
so the ship is called integrity? I thought it was like a code for what type of communications they were doing in the radio
>and you see here precisely when they entered the wormhole
>>16954143no, I am a /sci/ lifelong
THEYRE ALIVE
Why don't they just send out a little disposable camera drone for kino reentry footage
>houston the ship has vanished>I repeat, the ship has vanished>one second it was there, the next... it wasn't
Only the finest of thermal camera feeds for Nasa
I just made a splashdown in my toilet
HEY IT'S THEM ANON!
>>16954175It's built to float
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BROS
THEY'RE ALIVE
They didn't burn up thank God.
THEY MADE IT
THEYRE ALIVEHEATSHIELD HATERS BTFO
NOMINAL
i stood up and starting clapping
>they're alive/pol/ btfo
THEY LIVE!
>nominalBoring
I N T E G R I T YNTEGRITY
where's that thermal camera from? why is it so bad?
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!
>turn on the ai voice now
THEY LIVE
GUH... phew...
>>16954173I'M GONNA SPLOOSH
DONT LOOK AT IT IT'S TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>5 minutes until touchdownChrist that's a quick drop
HOLY EPILEPSY BATMAN!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY EYES
AAAAAAAAAAAA MY EPILEPSY
EPILEPSY TEST
owie my eyes
forgot the parachute
LOOK OUT!
>>16954175send in the frogmen
>>16954162nah there is more
OH NO THEY LANDED RIGHT NEXT TO IRAN
WE DID IT REDDIT
We're back
the switch is inbody double dropped from a plane to cover up the catastrophic american failure
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONE FOR REAL
I N T E G R I T YI wonder what it's like to fuck your astronaut wife after she gets back from the moom
WOOOOOT
Deploy the shoots!
They just flew from Oceania to America in a matter of seconds
Epilepsy bros...
/sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST /sfg/>WON, /pol/ LOST
>nasa culling epileptics thanks you jared
NASA IS KILLING EPILEPTICS
O LAWD THEY COMIN
OH MY GOD THERE THEY ARE
Parachutes malfunctioning!
NOT EATING MY BRATS UNTIL THEY'VE SPLASHED DOWN
BLACKEY ON THE MOON CONFIRMED
oh no bros one of the cameras broke its so over
good job Ameribros
My work wifi blocks NASA but doesn't block 4chanWhat is happening? Pics?
hurry the frick up baseball is about to start
>takes 10 minutes to go from orbit to ocean>takes 17 hours to get to Singapore
Goes to show how dogshit the space shuttle was. Boomer engineering
falling
>>16954237WOOOOO
statistically, with 2.5 million viewers, that flashing killed someone, somewhere. nice.
Seizure warning
Holy shit, the SPEED
DOUBTERS BTFO
uhh what if they don't fall on water?
BROS. WHERE ARE THE CHUTES.
all boards, check in
>surviving reentryStarship would never
>live views of a spaceship falling from the skyhow is nasa real
WE DID IT REDDIT!
PULL THE CHUTE
PARACHUTE STATUS???????
They probably shat and pissed themselves now right?
WE GOT CHUTES BAY BEE
CLOUDS!
2.7 million viewers?? Will this break the launch viewership record I wonder.
UFO LIVE FOOTAGE
HOLY KINO
Oh shit is that an UFO?
PARACHUTE DEPLOY
HOLY SHIT UFO AYY LMAO
ITS GONNA CRASH
wobbly ride
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
perfect descent rate
GOOD CHUTES
>>16954250Space is only 100km away
uhh why did the first parachutes just fall off?
C'mon pull the bug chute.
AAAAAHHH FUCK HOUSTON WE'RE ACHIEVING SIMULTANEOUS CLIMAX!
Is it supposed to wobble like that?
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>10000 ftHoly fuck
god bless america
I LIKE THAT JUMP
HOLY FUCK THE CHUTES SNAPPED HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!
THEY DID IT
U think any of them masturbated while up there? i can easily go ten weeks without pooping so i can imagine its not that difficult to hold in your semen too
MAIN CHUTES
DEPLOY DEPLOY DEPLOY GOGOGO
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
OH FUCK
OH NO CHUTE BROKE
MAIN CHUTES PERFECT
>>16954285It's the parachute parachuteThey were falling so fast, even parachutes need parachutes
that was sick
AMERICA DOES IT AGAIN!
we did it reddit
FUCK YES
>>16954293My heart stopped for a second
Yep, it's Kino
APOLOGIZE
science wonchuds lost
they are SO back
I'm on drogues too if ya catch my drift...
I wasn't worried at all
MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED 3 CHUTES GOOD>>16954261/d/ reporting in
It's not coming down with those chutes
now was that so hard, NASA? GO DO IT 20 MORE TIMES
3 GOOD MAIN CHUTES LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED
THEY MADE ITUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
/pol/ btfo
>that one chute that delayed a bit
Fuck I thought the chutes broke
THREE GOOD LOOKIN PARACHUTES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WE WON
WE DID IT /PTG/
we've still got it, burgers. we're the top dogs
Check for 6 fingers
I just killed a mosquito
ayyy
OH WOW.. WOW ;-:
rest of the world combined status?
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>16954309I AM A REAL AMERICANFIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
humans won
>>16954302Why didn't we just attach a cable to the Moon and zipline back?
>>16954307same lmao
YEAH
based space jellyfish saved them
wtf why's it exploding
They just got back form the FRICKING MOON guys
next come the sharks
THIRD WORLD POLNIGGERS BTFOED KEK
>>16953395GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS SCIENCE
HEY CHINA *DABS*
3 mil watching
>>16954333IT GLOWSSSS
its over
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Do they actually need all 3 or are they just there for redundancy.
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
HUMANBROS WE ARE SO BACK
the main chutes deploying looked like a sphincter tightener
>>16954336Z E R O
いっけえええええええええ
>>16954336cheering on everyone except maga retards
diversity did this
>>16954340How would you attach it you dingus? There are no trees on the moon
what do they do with the cutest after missions I wouldn't mind one for my fiancée's bridal gown
>>16954340That would cause moonular freezing
>>16954339Take that, starfish.
Greatest country in the world
why are they farting?
why is it black
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gFPJsX8pQ
>>16954356Redundancy. It's good on two, tolerable on 1
>chopper flies too close and cuts the parachute strings
Three humans and one canadian
SPLASH!
Splashdown!
uh oh
IT'S ON FIRE
>>16954350China isn't your enemy retard, and are happy to see nasa succeed. Nasa hates trump btw
>>16954371Why are you black?
SPLOOSH
splashdwon
wooo splash
splish splash
>>16954369didnt Trump cut NASA's funding?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
sploosh
>3.3 million live viewers>3.3 million live viewers>3.3 million live viewers
And America wins again. :)
WE'RE SO BACK
>Used orange parachutes instead of red because they didnt want the parachutes to resemble the american flagNASA caved to the woke mob.
SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPLASHDOWNclear sounds so happy
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS
SPLASHDOWN
I think they did it
BACK ON EARTH
>>16954379>>16954380>>16954385>>16954386>>16954387>>16954388spoilers my stream isn't that caught up yet
GOAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
in b4 Elon Musk tries to act like he had anything to do with this and pretend he hasn't fucked NASA over for ten years.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
POST YFW SPLASHDOWN
5/5 breddy gud
THIS IS FOR ALL OF AMERICA!!!
THAT WAS EASY ANON!
S P L A S H D O W N C O N F I R M E DPLASHDOWNCONFIRMED
But what does Trump think?
>>16954390He wants to. Congress ignores him but he keeps asking for it.
>>16954407kill yourself reddit tourist
Uhhh where's the navy?
and its just that easy
TOTAL AMERICAN VICTORY, THE STARS BELONG TO US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wtf an orca just swallowed the capsule whole??
From that hight water is like concrete
now the question is, is anyone in that capsule still alive?
I'M IN FUCKING TEARS
>>16954410
MUSK STATUS?!?!
another bad day for /pol/'s jeets, serbs, russians, muslims, etc.
uhhh, why aren't they getting out???
>>16954383Go eat a boiled dog, you motherless wumao.
Did you see the ufo thoughI saw it
>>16954417Stop lying faggot
OH NO SHARKS
>>16954416he doesn't
/alg/ won.
>>16954390>>16954417the moonbase program idea got canned so it's already like that...
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK EVERYBODY
What if a giant sea monster came up from the ocean and ate them all that'd be fucking awesome
I raised my fists in the air and yelled "KINO"
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
America grifted this shit for more than 20 years and still made it back before anyone else
awesome
>>16954359>sphincter tighteneruuuh, what's that?
Get 'em out of the pod. I wanna see their faces, goddamn American heroes.
/sfg/ won
Perfectly calm sea state, nice
>>16954428
Apologize, this is all because of their efforts
>>16954381yeah, wtf was up with the jets of fire at the end there?
so they just littered a whole bunch in the ocean? we pay money for these jokers? save the planet
Going from 25000mph to 0mph in like 10 minutes with humans on board AND alive after is just ridiculous
Insane when you see how small the shuttle looks in our planet's vast vast sea, and yet this fucking pod has literally FLEW way way farther than we can imagine and fucking came back.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT CREATURE
>>16954442Good cold open for a tv show
POST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW
>that is not their complexionlmao
GREEN CREWMEMBER ANON???
EVEN THE AMERICAN NAVY IS FAT LMFAO
oh shit, sirens! GUYS DON'T THE BOOBS ARE A TRICK
They're green for an amazing reason!
>FOUR GREEN CREW MEMBERSALIENS CONFIRMED
>>16954418/sfg/ inhabitant here. hes right
>that is not their complexionkek
God bless physics!
>5 green crew membersuhh isn't that 1 extra?
DINGHY BOYS INBOUND
>>16954456Elon didn't do shit
>>16954464
Do they still do that thing where they open the door and the astronaut comes out waving a pride flag
Will Musk actually congratulate Artemis II this time?
wonder how long he's had that one in the holster
>>16954464:D
i just woke up. did i miss it?
Not a regular but it has been such a fun 10 days following this. Can't wait for the next missions.
>>16954477What is SpaceX? Hello
So did the 'pilot' have to do anything or mah
>Don't worry goy, they're not actually green
diversity did thisbiden did this
>5 green crewuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>16954483no
love you all to the moon and back :')
I'm retarded, how much of this reentry was because of the pilot? Or was it all done through the computer?
>>16954474called it >>16953511
ELON MUSK STATUS????
Green crew members?Ufooooo
>>16954487uhh yeah. he flew the capsule
4 GREEN AYY LMAOS
>>16954433No idea what this means, but it sounds like you're mad, which tracks with your full throated swallowing of antichinese propaganda from your cultist govermentt. white as you can get scandi
Wait but why would they not be isolated. what if they carry new unimagined space germs
>>16954487It was in God's hand, and by God, they made home safe
This could have been us for 50 years and we wasted it for war in the middle east brosWe could literally just kill any politician warmongering
Reminder that Victor Glover gets sea sick and adjusts poorly to gravity so he is definitely green rn lol
>>16954474what do you mean? Glorb was always on the crew
>>16954496zero
>>16954416"How can I take credit for this?"
my boomer parents are complaining about how dogshit the camera views arethey're calling it an epic fail
>open hatch>4 dead unknown astronauts>forensic evidence said they died 40 years ago
Actually really inspiring that they did it, so amazing
I got an ad right for some gambling site right before splashdown. Fuck
>>16954501gravity flew it 2bh
the crew is green now?!
OURFUCKING HEROES
What if you had the key to let them out but you dropped it in the ocean?
>>16954464:)
>>16954464God bless the United States of America!
>>16954514is there fiction like this sounds fucking kino
Thanks goodness for real space companies like Lockheed and BoeingLong live Shelby and his alabama rocks
Oh shit oh fuck here come the Somalian pirates
>4 GREEN CREWMEMBERS4 GREEN CREWMEMBERS
>>16954440lol wrongtrump wants to cut from basically everything else except that
>>16954518NASA streams do not have ads.are you sure you aren't watching a crypto scam stream?
>>16954508they sedated danny glover with ketamine before reentry
>>16954410>>16954464
>>16954532Holy shit what does it mean
>>16954499MALDING
what is he thinking right now?
>that repeating texture on the oceanvggggggghhh so fkin obvious bros
SEARCH AND RESCUE BEACON NO SIGNAL
>no recovery signalthe game is afoot
>>16954524And Jeremy
>>16954430noticing-posting on X, the everything app
>recovery beacon doesn’t workThat’s reassuring
>>16954532Green and retired?
>>16954486This is NASA nigger
just turn on iphone SOS
im so fucking glad /sfg/bros
>>16954507What's the archive for all the pics? flickr?
>>16954528bumping cus id love something like that.May just go rewatch apollo 18 again after this lol
>>1695450730% of americans cheer on the warmongering, and 30% don't really care enough to stand against it
>>16954443personally, I teared up a little
Let me tell you ive got an upright configuration as well
>>16954533yeah youre right, the moon orbiter staging station got cancelled.
>>16954551https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2explore/
My wife Clear is so cute
>>16954537they brought back aliens
>>16954534Im watching a restream on Kick where I can actually chat
>>16954542did the boat draw a penis
So the only thing that went wrong was the waste water. Not bad
>>16954539MODS BAN THIS IMAGE FROM /SFG/ IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY
>>16954523OFFICER ARREST THIS MAN HE ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS
>>16954539probably thinking about how he would've hotwired the craft on the far side of the moon and informed the rest of the crew they're making a quick landing
okay fess up which one of you kidnapped the astronauts
>open hatch>it's just 4 chimps we launched into space in the 50's
So fake. that ''sea'' looked like a roller coaster tycoon water texture.
GOD did this
aeiou
>this small capsule is all that is left from the skyscraper ship that left the earthit's amazing in a way, but also a reminder that space is nowhere near conquered yetgreat success, but we still have a long way to go
>>16954539>time to die
>Four green crewmembersI knew it!
>>16954560gateway getting cancelled for an actual moonbase is good
>>16954551https://www.nasa.gov/gallery/lunar-flyby/ kino here
>>16954456*despite
>>16954572That's 3 more than they put in!
unga bunga
>>16954572>open hatch>there are 5 astronauts
>4 green crew members
>sat phone ALSO brokenOh geez you gotta be kidding me
>>16954579ayy lmao
>>16954531remember that one Dragon splashdown photobombed by Trump supporters?
Congratulations.
FUCK THE BEETLESFUCK THE OCELOTSFUCK THE PLOVERSMAN BELONGS WHEREVER HE WANTS TO GO
>>16954528Contact (1997)
>>16954551https://images.nasa.gov
is there supposed to be 5 balloons on top or should there be 6? Looks like there's space for 6 of those bad boys
>>16954587Hello Marcel Vos
Somehow, Artemis returned.
how seething is Leon right now?>BUT MUH 15 YEARS!and? Two successful missions, accomplishing more than Elon has in decades. Problem?NASA is still retarded for hinging the entire success of Artemis on Leon / Bezos, however. No way Artemis 3 is happening on schedule.
>>16954577Won't need all that, once we have orbital rings
>>16954504China is gay and so are you.
>power down vehicle>capsule sinks like a stone
[spoiler]Dont[/spoiler] Open the Hatch!
OH NO WINDOW BROKEN WATER COMING IN
>>16954586>Open hatch>There are only female astronauts
>>16954507good thing we aren't in the middle east anymore, so we can focus all of our attention to space exploration and bettering our country
>The Martin B-57 Canberra is an American-built, twin-engined tactical bomber kind of unfair to kill them now
>>16954576mamma mia papa pia baby got the diarrrriiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa
>the passengers are now hallucinatingoh great, here comes the moon super aids virus
>houston did not callHOLY FUCK
>>16954553Its like we forget they live by our consent
>They're getting calls from someone that isn't Houston
how is buoyancy even real
I'm glad that they are not going to Trump's White House. Fuck Trump.
>Open hatch>They're gangbanging the female astronaut
>>16954597pretty sure that last one is where the hatch goes
IMAGE LIMIT cucked me from posting clear's balloon crown
>>16954601gib Gundam-00 orbital ring elevators please yes I forgot the proper theory name for the thing
Alienbros... will we ever get disclosure?
what if it was called artepiss and they laned in a yellow ocean of pee? hahaha, what if it was artepiss - they landed in pee! what would you think about it,They called it artepiss unlike artemis, it was in the pee pee! And it was filled with Yellow pee!hahaha/sfg/ - Artepiss General! haha
My gf asked me yesterday what was all this about the astronauts saying they're going to mars nowI asked what she was on aboutShe said "I saw this report that they did a mutiny or something and told NASA they're going to mars instead so are going to mars now"Do i break up with her
What if a whale eats them
>taking on waterTHEY'RE DROWNING HURRY
>>16954616They are going to it shitlib.
>>16954600who the fuck is leon
Imagine holding your shit for 10 days and finally when you arrive on Earth, you still need to wait ages to get to go and take a shit
>image limit reachedFuck off
>>16954614ham radio trolls probably have the frequency
OK GUYS WHOEVER LOSES AT STONE PAPER SCISSORS HAS TO OPEN THE THING
>>16954617They're having a threesome while the canadian watches
>Opens hatch>completely empty
NO MORE IMAGES?!?!?!?!
I'd get so seasick bobbing up and down like that
>>16954616>Open Twitter>First post is the biggest budget cut to NASA in its history
>>16954614>hey integrity is your fridge running?
>>16954507oy vey delete this now!
>>16954622Shartypiss PooArtemis 2
>this isn't pinned
>>16954629mods should have made it a sticky
>>16954632imagine the smell
>>16954611how come nobody memeing this, WHO THE FUCK PINGED THEM
they’re back in time for supper, wonder what they’ll have
Houston has so many aliens that they’re getting calls outside of Mission Control!
>>16954633>he was invited to join but he prefers it this way
>>16954623give her a headpat, call her silly, slap her ass and go about your business. She'll respect you more
why are boats so slowhow come you can go to the moon and back but getting a boat to rescue the astronauts takes so long
>>16954576john MADden!
NO JOY
MASTER DIVER??!!!!
phone ded
>>16954623Marry that bitch. She yearns for the Mars cock.
>no joy>all doom
THEY'RE HERE
Oh shit the Somalian pirates got to them first!
Staging>>16954654>>16954654>>16954654
30 minutes?Im out
>>16954586>Pick up all astronauts>Hear banging and coms asking why they have no been let out yet
oh good the boat found them>it's the last surviving ship in the iranian navy
So what’s the heat shield gonna look like when they flip that baby over?
>>16954616They literally are and they also talked to him on the phone as they were on the far side of the moon.
...
PIRATES
>>16954659>page 2
>no more moon joy>but earth joyacceptable
>open hatch>here's your McDonald's>it's a Big Arch, the new Big Mac>God bless America '_' 7
>>16954667cry about it
>>16954667Image limit.
>>16954666>I'm the captain now
HOLY PERSPECTIVETHE LEFT CAMERA LOOKS THEY'RE DISTANTBUT THE RIGHT CAMERA LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE PRETTY CLOSETRIPPY
>>16954667image limit it's a tourist rule
>>16954628When I deviate from my normal routine my guts seize upWonder if they select against astronauts with constipation issues like that
>>16954623aren't they cutest when they're retarded?
lmao >Did you remember to push the talk button
>>16954623women am I right
>the next major event will be the erection
>>16954628Just shit in the suit
second time here on sci are u guys smart?
>>16954693SAME it’s the worst
>>16954644>>16954644>They open the capsule>Their faces are horribly bloated and disfigured>"What happened to you...?">"We answered..."Imagine I attached a picture of the Bogdanoff twins, we're past the limit
>>16954728haha... no
>>16954728Yeah we're a bunch of geniuses here (nobody tell him guys)
so are they going to wait 30 minutes for the power down before they can egress?seems... extremely cautious
>>16954728Half of /sci/ gets filtered by monty hall.Probably one of the richer boards though.
>>16954753This is the dangerous bit
why do they need comms? the boats are right there, just open the hatch and leave
hey, Isaac Earman is on the warship toothat's nice of him
>>16954778What about the space parasites?You want to let those out?
>>16954778boring stuff to do, safety checks, gear stowage, powerdown routines, prepping the lander for transport basically
>>16954793ya>>16954798i see i see
Let's all take a minute to appreciate how awesome it is to be alive and see humanity send people to the moon again.Even with all the constant problems and worries and daily life, we can still do things like this.What a time to be alive!
thanks guys, all of youyou were my twitch comments for this event
Everyone knows about Curiosity but nobody cares about Perseverance
So what happens with Artemis 3?
>>16954839two minute papers, is that you?
>>16954852multi-craft maneuvering and docking tests, IV is supposed to be boots on the dust if no problems happen
>>16954859no Im just an anon, NASAspaceflight stream did just a moment ago practically read out my post though lmao
>>16954645champagne, coke and industrial strength benzos
>>16954893>benzosWhere are my engines, Jeff??
>>16954859Bet you can't remember that guys real name despite him saying it every video
>>16954931isn't he a saarr?
>>16954936Thought he was just a mish mash of every european country
This is pretty retarded compared to SpaceX method of just picking up the whole capsule with a boat.
>>16954954Its only taking a bit because of the powering down. Who cares if we have to wait an extra 15 minutes
>>16954954grr I hate when everything is all safe and followed by procedures
>>16954971Still just seems like a worse method than picking up the whole capsule and egressing while safe aboard the ship.
>>16954985this but unironically
>>16954992There is no danger
>>16954859Yes
>>16955080im holding on to my papers rn
did they confirm that they are alive yet?
How weak are they after 10 days in space?
if they say front porch one more time.
>>16955264I do believe they will be erecting the front porch soon
>>16955241they were talking on the radio after splashdownso unless the black guy murdered everyone afterwards, they are fine
Why can't they ride the boats back like the normal fellas?
>>169553372 slow, use spiny bird instead
>>1695525610 days is hardly enough to cause any significant muscle atrophy
>>16954623Women are supposed to be a bit dumb
>>16953753Being European is a humilation ritual.
NASA openly admitting it works with the military
>>16956048Are they allowed to do that?
>>16956048>>16956050They literally always have from the beginning.
>>16956048>Victor Jerome Glover Jr. (born April 30, 1976) is an American naval officer, test pilot, and NASA astronaut of the 2013 class>Gregory Reid Wiseman (born November 11, 1975) is an American naval aviator and NASA astronaut>Jeremy Roger Hansen (born January 27, 1976) is a Royal Canadian Air Force colonel and CSA astronaut.
>>16956048I don't like retards
Remember how fucking dogshit the launch broadcast was
>>16956271Can Starlink signals even make it through Orion's heavy duty material?
>>16956050we do that all the time.
