Itt we discuss ways to increase science output.I'll go first:>Free federally funded hookers for every man actively working in hard sciences reserch
>>16963578I can just go to LA and get a sexy hooker in broad daylight? What's the catch?
I can't get my wiener off in someone not equally interested. Hot shot 30 minutes is for children.
>>16963578>t. position holder
>>16963578You should "reserch" your grammar
>>16963578Why would that increase science output? Surely scientists would either waste too much time interacting with prostitutes, or would start dropping off like flies via super aids on campus.
>>16963578Back in the 80s and early 90s, Savannah River used to do that. The women were classified as some kind of therapist but in reality were there for sexual release so the scientists wouldn't get snared by a Soviet agent pretending to be a local girl.
>>16963578Light stabilized lucid dream-enabled inspiration for boosting scientific creativity. Dream engineering. Infrared sensors detect REM sleep and external light cues are used to trigger lucidity and maintain it, allowing researchers to consciously explore complex problems within a dream state. This technique bypasses the brain's waking cognitive blocks and generate novel insights.
>>16963586The catch is what you catch.
>>16963778Pubic lice is the worst outcome if you use a condom.
>>16963778Smells a bit fishy to me.
>>16964004Use two or three condoms. My first hooker I broke the condom straight away and gave myself a nightmere/
>>16964004you prefer genital warts over lice?
