What's the algorithm to get a Nobel Prize?
>>16967228You sacrifice chickens and children to Baal.
Stupid fucking frognigger kill yourself. That's your only way.
>>1696722820% inspiration, 90% perspiration
>>16967228You can just buy one for 10 million dollars, its all decided by some committee of wine aunts, just donate to their side gig NGOs
>>16967263Forgot, pay a russian autist 1 million to publish his work as if yours
>>16967228a bunch of norwegian pencil pushers, who never published anything of importance, decide who is the best scientist
>>16967228If you want the Nobel Peace price, then just be a media darling in a movement (funded by the CIA/Mossad) against a local government in a non-NATO country.
>>16967228t. Trump
>>16967435didn't work for trump
>>16967228>Attend the University of Chicago>Publish papers supporting globalism
>>16967514He's already in power. What's the point? Also the CIA probably would have preferred another cardboard neo-lib golem like Obama or Biden rather than the crazy unpredictable orange troll.
Well, birdfaggots? What do dey do??
>>16967536Trick people into believing cr*w psyops.
>>16967228>16967228have a FSIQ of at least 105 lol like me
Anyone who posts any iteration of pepe (that isn't a panel of Boy's Club or otherwise directly associated with Matt Furie) or wojak deserves to be doxxed, hunted down, and murdered for being a blight not only to this board and this website, but also to the collective intelligence of the entire human race.Furthermore, they're violating>>>/global/rules/6 >>>/global/rules/10 and arguably >>>/global/rules/13 so they must be reported as soon as possible and as much as possible for the greater good.