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What's the algorithm to get a Nobel Prize?
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>>16967228
You sacrifice chickens and children to Baal.
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Stupid fucking frognigger kill yourself. That's your only way.
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>>16967228
20% inspiration, 90% perspiration
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>>16967228
You can just buy one for 10 million dollars, its all decided by some committee of wine aunts, just donate to their side gig NGOs
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>>16967263
Forgot, pay a russian autist 1 million to publish his work as if yours
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>>16967228
a bunch of norwegian pencil pushers, who never published anything of importance, decide who is the best scientist
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>>16967228
If you want the Nobel Peace price, then just be a media darling in a movement (funded by the CIA/Mossad) against a local government in a non-NATO country.
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>>16967228
t. Trump
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>>16967435
didn't work for trump
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>>16967228
>Attend the University of Chicago
>Publish papers supporting globalism
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>>16967514
He's already in power. What's the point?
Also the CIA probably would have preferred another cardboard neo-lib golem like Obama or Biden rather than the crazy unpredictable orange troll.
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Well, birdfaggots? What do dey do??
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>>16967536
Trick people into believing cr*w psyops.
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>>16967228
>16967228
have a FSIQ of at least 105 lol like me
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Anyone who posts any iteration of pepe (that isn't a panel of Boy's Club or otherwise directly associated with Matt Furie) or wojak deserves to be doxxed, hunted down, and murdered for being a blight not only to this board and this website, but also to the collective intelligence of the entire human race.
Furthermore, they're violating>>>/global/rules/6 >>>/global/rules/10 and arguably >>>/global/rules/13 so they must be reported as soon as possible and as much as possible for the greater good.



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