Back in my college days, I was in a film class lecture about cameras. And the female professor was telling us about how cameras are racist. And some student asked why she is making a camera lecture about race. He said that is a really bizarre context to talk about race. And she said, "I know, but the university requires us professors to talk about racial injustice a minimum number of times each semester in my courses so I have to incorporate racial injustice into my lectures somehow or else the university will punish me."This really happened. I never knew universities did that stuff but apparently universities really force professors to make their lectures woke even if it is completely irrelevant lol.
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist: "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock: "How old is this rock?"The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian""Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now."The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk.The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
>>16971390>Things that never happened
>>16971390but that's wrong, cameras aren't racist, it's that the people designing them were doing so in phenotypically homogeneous communityyour teacher is lying about racism and you should report her
>>16971390Sounds like a shitty professor, she could have easily talked about the historical lack of opportunities for minorities because of lack of resources to afford cameras, then talk about some programs to help with costs and been done with it. Which would be fair because professional level camera equipment was actually fairly expensive if you were trying to do shit on your own.Definitely not like today where even a cheap Chinese brand smartphone is good enough to do 4K resolution photos and video for YouTube/streaming.
>>16971402The OP story definitely didn't happen but if it did then it's obviously hostile compliance and the professor is trying to make it sound stupid on purpose