What good will all this chess playing do you when I can bench more than you?
>>16977272True. Chess grandmasters are no different in their intellectual achievements than professional Call of Duty players, and both are complete nerds who deserved to be bullied at every opportunity.
>>16977272He makes money by playing chess while you have to pay money to exercise, so he wins.
>>16977272a chess piece weighs a few grams, your bench game is useless in cornering the king
>>16977272What good will all that benchpressing do when you are in a zugzwang?
>>16977272Did you make yourself to slow and bulky to catch a skimpering mouse?All that athleteCouldnt catch a mathlete