https://www.spacex.com/launches/starship-flight-12>The twelfth flight test of Starship is preparing to launch Thursday, May 21. The 90-minute launch window will open at 5:30 p.m. CT.Official stream, goes online 45min before launchhttps://x.com/SpaceX/status/2057292990532481513https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YxNrZwwomNxwNSF stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBu6JFjt0tkEveryday Astronauthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH3VyLa2eJ0Spaceflight nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcNsHf607hU
Paws are the best! :3
1h 36min
rolling for explosion on the pad.
Rolling for total categorical success in all flight objectives and go for orbit and booster catch on Flight 13.
the sky seems ok though
Felon muskratsisters what’s our response to him going to be if he gets proven right yet again? I’m kind of nervous his chud army was really getting to me last time and I couldn’t muster a good comeback.
>thunderf00t is not streaming this launchany other /sci/ approved streams worth a grain of salt to watch? People with actual degrees and backgrounds in the field not just blowhards?
sniper deployed hope you guys like fireworks
>>16981096everyday astronaut.
>>16981096clear usui
>>16981096>not watching the goat
Thread sucks black anus
>>16981096clear
HARD FACTS>flight 12 is not orbital>low chance of launch>jessuggo will be the shoutcaster
>>16981096Usui Kuria
>>16981115Please just shut up? We need to hype this launch if we want the IPO to go well
>will they make it to orbit this time? >or fall short again?>heat shield testing?>what's that?IPO will only make it worse
>>16981065last launch was so long ago i cant even remember it. i hope they succeed
>>16981117This. If the IPO launch doesn’t go well, I’m legitimately screwed. I won’t be able to fund my HRT shipments anymore if it tanks and I’ll rapidly destabilize as my false biogender repossesses my mind. This HAS to fucking work
>>16981095Rejoice in the fact that, one day you'll be driving your FSD Cybertruck on Mars and shitposting on X via your Neuralink implant, while Optimus is folding shirts at your 3D printed penthouse.
Flight 12 is going to go flawlesslyFlight 13 is going to go orbital and have a successful booster catchFlight 14 is going to have ship catchfeel free to screencap this post.
>>16981121Can't you get HRT though medicare? DM me your info I might be able to help
>>16981123yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ecCDqTSJs
Your reaction?
>>16981117>aaaaaaaa someone shill my heavy bags
>>16981129deja vu
>>16981129EDS asshole.
>>16981129>kek baggies
>>16981129My honest response:
>already delayed 30 minutesthats a third of the launch window
All boards, report in with GO/NOGO
So should I stay up or go to bed?
30-minute delaynow targeting 6 PM CST
How much buttcoin is space-x going to sell to make up the shortfall on ipo day?
This shit is never going to stop slipping. There's no point in even bothering to stay up tonight. It will never launch.
>>16981131Shut the fuck up seriously. Are you team space or not?
>>16981143No point in you making that stupid ass post either yet here we are
>>16981139/aco/, STAY!
>>16981144Anyone who’s actually team space stopped entertaining the delusions of Musk the deranged freak long ago. He has only set us back. “Space” is now a joke that’s to old Felon.
>>16981148WAIT, wasnt this supposed to launch on the 12th?
>already delayedchances of HOLD -> SCRUB are very high
>>16981141>30-minute delayWhat happened?
next n word who talks about a scrub gets a knuckle sandwitch from me.
>>16981139/v/ hereall systems nominal GO
>>16981152we call it edging the space nerds and it's hilarious
>>16981141https://x.com/SpaceX/status/2057573745917640976
>>16981144It's been so long waiting for this launch a part of me wants it to rud on the pad
>>16981149thats the IPO
every starship launch gives me jitters like on Christmas morninghow do i stop this?
>>16981162stop being a gay idiot first off.
>>16981139/vt/ reporting in
>>16981166rude
>>16981162
>>16981162Wish I could say the same, I've watched every major test since SN3 and the excitement is not nearly the same as it was for the first couple of flights
>>16981171the ula sniper's trick
>>16981096thunderf00t is not a /sci/ approved stream, he's a midwit that does the midwit thing of straying outside his area of expertise due to hurt feels.
>>16981095he'd have to actually be proven right once to be proven right again, which he never was.
>>16981177Thunderf00t has more credibility in the field than Musk or any of his sycophants. Hence why he’s always proven right about the false promises of the shame corporation
>>16981181he doesn't, now stop seething.>hence why he's always proven righthe hasn't been proven right once.
DELAYED BY 30 MINUTES AGAIN...ITS OVER
>nobody talking about maiden flight of raptor 3Everybody assumes they will just work but what if, you know, something happens?
>>16981191Good good, more time to door dash some tendies.
the launch window is only an hour and a halfits been delayed an hour nowthey literally cant delay anymore
>>16981195they can delay up to 29 minutes and 59 seconds more
/pol/ tourist here. can someone explain the board culture?
>>16981202the board culture is getting baited very easily and getting into days long flamewars
>>16981202>board cultureapart from /sfg/ most of the board is /pol/ and /x/ schizo's humiliating themselves, so you fit right in.
Why the fuck would they delay when they have a weather opening right now? Big gamble.
>>16981211to rustle your jimmies
>>16981208Left for a whileCome backIts even worse than beforeAt least collage post and Krystal linker had real art.
AND SCRUBBED
>>16981147Fuck yourself
>>16981202We're all retards pretending to be smart
>>16981148This is BAD
Can someone post the image of Krystal Fox getting double penetrated?
>>16981236I just have the one where zubrin is watching her get fucked on his tv
>>16981226wrong
someday soon bros
>>16981241looks kind of cool
>>16981237that works
>>16981065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9bQHl5dA0g
why do the few big rockets ever built all cluster around saturn v size so closely?
Guys, I don't like the look of these thunderstorms
>>16981254Not really? Starship is over twice the mass
more like saarshit
>>16981256Looks like an average day in TX
>>16981102TIM'S GOING TO THE MOON-ACK!
>>16981110drop link or name, mine is missing and im tarded.
>>16981254barge and road logistics constraints.
1h to go
>>16981065Ohayou gozaimas everyoneI am a tourist and I only come here during rocket launches and when that vtuber who really likes rockets gets posted
>>16981272>>>/wsg/6151567
Is there going to be a tower catch or are they just throwing it into the ocean again
>>16981269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQYj1Mq138
I was personally upset to see a lack of discussion in the IPO about the future mega ship hypothesised for after Starship is done. We need that 18m diameter sea launched bitch.
>>16981276ocean
>>16981274ohio buitumor-san. tamoshinde-ne!
>>16981279Disappointing
nasa admin isaacman has arrived on the scene to observe the launch
Booster will disintegrate during landing burn.
>>16981281a bit, but its the launch pads first use after re-design. i imagine clipboard warriors need to do gay shit first.>>16981277much appreciated nerd.
>>16981283This guy definitely goons in thigh high socks. He bats for the other team on occasion, if you get my drift.
>>16981276it's not really throwing, it's a simulated landing hovering on the water
propellant load should start now
>>16981283based
>>16981275gookmoot is breaking the website
>>16981285>clipboard warriors need to do gay shit first.it is ironic that blueorigins motto is right. step by step ferociously. thats how you do a gigantic impossible task. shame that blue skipped the ferociously part.
>>16981286he gardens uphill, in a manner of speaking.he partakes in the french vice, if you will.
>>16981290or not now, soon
there's nothing wrong with putting rockets in uranus
>>16981283>>16981286>>16981291>>16981295
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YxNrZwwomNxwhttps://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YxNrZwwomNxwhttps://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YxNrZwwomNxw
LIVE
>>16981286probably him and that other long hair'd fatty freak.as soon as those things started talking, had to search for the no commentary feed.fucking embarrassing>>16981294>blue skipped the ferociously part.isnt their heritage just cornering the market and starving competition?i mean.... heh.
PROP LOAD! GO! GO! GO!
mute stream :)
GO GO GO GO GO@elonmusk @spacex @donaldtrump @fbi
Hello starpeople
star gamers
>>16981305>cornering the market and starving competitionyeah i guess they were ferocious at patent trolling
The absolute state
I'm so grateful the fat bitch jessie is nowhere to be found
>>16981286He likes the shape of rockets, if you understand my meaning
>>16981318looks like the inside of a russian missile silo not repaired since the 70s.
>>16981319Same. I'd be too hard.
whats the mission plan for this launch? they hoping for any sort of rtb and catch landing?
>>16981318absolute kino
>>16981323I do not, could you elaborate
>We haven't had a blue sky all day
>>16981323he studies maps of islands with more than one shore, if you're following me
thank you OP, I was at work and couldn't bake. t. oldfag launch thread OP anon
>>16981327No catch as everything is new. Next launch might involve a catch, if everything goes great today.
protip for fellow macfags: watch on X, not the spacex.com embedded, for PiP
>>16981318This is NOT shiny and chrome, embarrassing desu
"fiddly bits"
>>16981139/k/ reporting in with GO
excuse me but where is the african americans representation?
PROP LOADDDDDDD IS GOOOO
30 minutes to SPEHS
>>16981318
>>16981318>rivetsWhat the fuck are they thinking?
>>16981356kek
this dude can't stop looking at kates tits
>>16981352very good selection of women
>>16981352they get a pass, the CEO is a proud african
>>16981352right here
jared is watching https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2057595263137595481
>>16981352The V3s are black af
>>16981362gooner
>>16981139/pol/ is GO for launch
>>16981367watching and listening
>>16981329[math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F351}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F60C}[/math]
Tyler is a girls' name?
>>16981362who can blame him?
>>16981376tylerbros...
>>16981139/vg/ /alg/ is GO
>AI shilling
lunar relay shell, cool
monolith
>>16981139/tg/ here, lets go!
>>16981381Don't look at how much capital SpaceXAI spends on AI vs. rockets.
>>16981139ULA sni..erh../v/ reporting in
>>16981389are the bells load bearing?
"irresponsible satellite operator"
Who is this old guy? I wasn't paying attention.
>>16981400no
>>16981380>azur lane fags stealing arknights concepts:|
>Gulf of AmericaTen billion more MAGAbucks to SpaceX
>>16981406https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_H._Gerstenmaier>William H. Gerstenmaier (born September 28, 1954) is an aerospace engineer and policymaker who is the Vice President of Build and Flight Reliability at SpaceX.[3] He previously served as NASA's Associate Administrator for Human Exploration and Operations between 2004 and July 10, 2019. While in that role, he was described as "arguably the most influential person when it comes to US spaceflight." Prior to being Associate Administrator, Gerstenmaier served as the International Space Station Office Program Manager, at Johnson Space Center, a position he began in June 2002. He spent a total of four decades with NASA.
>>16981139/mlp/ is GO
lol the hot dogs
>>16981139/ck/ is GO
>>16981408hot shibari starship
No booster catch? What is this horse shit.
>>16981412Your goonerbrain gacha slop is indistinguishable from each other
>>16981412>stealing arknights conceptsFuck are you on about? Grayeth's obsession with Atago/SpaceX accounts for like half of all Spacex anime art
>>16981139/fit/ here
>>16981412>gachaslop dick-measuring
>>16981423space is hard
>>16981415Kinda surprised a NASA old head made the move to newspace.
>>16981423New booster, tower, engines, and other systems. They don't mind wasting the first one.
>>16981139/d/ here, ready to observeWe are GO
>>16981423the horse shit is here >>16981416
bussin
choppy stream powered by Starlink Maritime
based zoomer
this kids bussin fr fr
AHAHAHAHAHA SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVENNNNNNN ASHDHAHSD HHAHSDHASHD
>33 engine boostbackhuh?
>Le 6-7 maymay
SIX SEVEN>SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN>SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN>SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN>SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN>SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN>SIX SEVEN
>6-7>EVEN DID THE HAND THINGzoomer ass recovery operatorfeed cutoff of shame.
>>16981181Musk is going to be the first trillionaire and thunderfoot is an e-celeb has-been with EDS.
>>16981416IS... IS THAT A.......AAAHH IM GOING INSANE
>>169814404321Yo Starship is lit
I want to hit him with a hammer. It's still rotting my brain.
uncs in this thread crashing out
>>16981426both og ak and endfield's intro trailers have their main characters in that pose
How racist are spacex. didnt even hire a single indian fisherman to help in the indian ocean. would rather send americans to the opposite side of the earth.
what a bunch of boomers lol
sex with kate
Why the fuck is starlink so bad on that ship?
>>16981457only whites and asians are able to get security clearance
>>16981460I assume it is the encoding / streaming thing fucking up. starlink maritime is fine.
>>16981318>>16981345why..
>>16981458We hate the Six Seven meme because we didn't come up with it.
>>16981460Zoomer cringe interference
>woman speaking
>>16981465let that sink in
bill has turtle pheno.
>>16981463>starlink maritime is fineSure it is muskrat
>>16981455>have their main characters in that poseBroIt's a hand on hips arm up poseThat's existed for decadesYou might actually be retarded
D E P O T
WHAT ENGINE USE IN STAR SHIP???,
STICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKY
>vp of starship engineering looks like andy weir, the author of project hail maryamaze amaze amaze!
funny howthey shill negrolink and it instantly freezes
>>16981352They're all relatively young, or younger than i expected. Or was this picture taken on purpose with only 30 year olds at the company?
You're watching her stream, right anon?
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>16981426>>16981455>>16981475you smelly nerds are speaking gibberish. pay attention to the rocket launch.
>>16981467
>>16981478
>>16981475*blows dust off you*
ETA?
Who the fuck is this Asian guy
MARS FLYBY MISSION WITH THE FAT BITCOIN ASIAN DUDE AHHHHHH
go starship!
he built for it
>no new info about HLSfailWAIT WHAT?FIRST MANNED FLYBY OF MARS?????
>random guy goes on a Mars flybyover/under on him killing himself?
>>16981493The first man to mars. China won the Mars race.
>>16981493The guy who fronted the bill for that Norwegian chick to do Fram 2.
>>16981493They built him for the mars mission
I blocked 4channel and reddit boys for the last month and this is the only thread I can post in or look at until the next launch ALSO I WATCHED KONOSUBA YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEEN POSTING THE CUNNY FIREWIZARD FOR YEARS
>>16981499astronauts dont even do things anymore. all he has to do is sit while the mission control does everything for him
[unintelligible]
Have we started the fire?
what a terrible low energy announcement video lmaowhat the fuck were they thinking
>>16981505>Konosuba came out when I was in High School
never going to happen
>>16981505Did you like it?
>Everyone can join a future starship missionOkay so I can become a Janitor right?
>Friendship with Maezawa ended>Now Chingchongpingpong is my best friend
>>16981493bitcoin billionaire who went to space, also cucked in space in front of the whole world
>>16981493https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chun_Wanghe paid for the Fram2 mission
>Tons of openingsWhat if you're not American?
>>16981505megumin is so cute and sexy oh my god. i start fantasizing about putting babies in her every time she shows up on my screen.>tfw you will never watch spacex explosion compilations with your megumin GF.
>>16981514You can be converted to methane.
>>16981515he's a weeb
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2057588646857850916
>not even a million viewersthe bloom is off the rose...
what are the oddds the chink cancells like dearmoon after 10 years of delays?
>>16981518then you are fucked
>>16981509The fire rises
>>1698152450/50
OMG KWEEN
KEK
>>169815249000%
wtf
>>16981511>>16981513It is my favourite anime apart from dandadan. before that it was cowboybebop and ghost storiesOH LORD STARSHIP
KWEEN NEGROE
who
>>16981516tldr on the cucking?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, man.
what the fuck
WHO IS THAT ATTRACTIVE BLACK LADY IN THE MIDDLE?
What the fuck is this creature they have on?
>>16981538I literally have no idea
>>16981505MEGUMIN NO V2 is over
>>16981536Who is that?
what the fuck is this shit
>>16981541>>16981542>>16981543>>16981544what the fuck
>>16981541>>16981542>>16981543bots
>if only you knew how bad things are
Should we even be surprised?>>16981538>>16981541>>16981542>>16981543>>16981545>>16981549>>16981551Nicki Minaj, controls 50% of the Black Vote and has become MAGA over the last 3 years
NIGGGGGGGGGER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!>NIGGGGGGGGGER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!NIGGGGGGGGGER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!>NIGGGGGGGGGER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!
I CANT HANDLE THE CRINGE AHHHHHHHH
Eww
Elon is going to breed her isn't he?
>>16981557Mr. Beast...?
who the hell was that?
scrub
>>16981519:(>Im rewatching it already
>>16981559>MAGAteww gross, nevermind
powerful and brave
is this what they meant by dark maga?
Was that Elon's new broodmare?
>67 zoomer>nickithe boomers in this thread are going to explode
>>16981559I think she's just trying to get Elon to impregnate her so she gets to be part of the empire. She's trying to find him as we speak
>>16981574So's V3.
>>16981540>like girl>invite her to space>dont get any space pussy>she ignores you and keeps her distance in the press conference
uh oh
why does this dude sound so depressed?
>>16981577based nubian queen using strategic impregnation to improve the future genetics of her people.
It's over?
>>16981577Elon doesnt burn coal
>>16981523Yes because most people part of the scientific community and anyone with a brain is posting on bluesky..."twitter" is dead outside low IQ individual,,,
https://x.com/NicAnsuini/status/1423989732183261191
>>16981580keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>16981564When a black woman speaks, Elon listens.
>>16981587he is african
t-40 seconds (10 minutes)
>>16981588>pedosky
TWO MINUTES
IT'S HAPPENING
What if it explodes?
WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THE MOON.WE'RE GOING TO GO TO MARS.WE'RE GOING TO DO THE OTHER THINGS!WE WILL BE AN INTERPLANETARY NATION!YOU WILL BE ALIVE TO SEE ALL THESE THINGS!!
grim
shall be my last post for a minute so i'm not on post cooldown
official song of today's launchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo
>>16981602Then Brownsville gets to experience the biggest non-nuclear explosion in history
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
and we've just gotten notice we'll be holding here at 40 seconds
>>16981588nobody outside your discord pedo bubble is on bluesky
HODL
>T-40 holdnigga
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
SCRUBBED
IT'S OVER
>>16981352>>16981495prophetic posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
stop the count
FUCK STOP THE LAUNCHI PUT $200 ON SCRUB ON POLYMARKET FUUUCK
WE GAAN LET'S FUARKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
its happening
GO GO GO GO GOWAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
>they fell for it
HOLD?
SCRUBBBBBB
I'm posting ten minutes from the future, they scrubbed it
G-HOLD
IT'S OVERBetter luck next day
Why don't they hold at 42. The meme number.
SYKE
It's scrubbening.Cursed by Nicki Minaj.
>it's over>we're so back>it's over>we're so back>it's over>we're so back
QD GO QD GO QD GO QD GO QD GO QD GO
Is Nikki there for potential genetic diversity?
WE GAAN
nikki denies the moon landings btw lmao
GAAN
hodl at 10 trust the plan holdbros
WE ARE SO BACK
>>16981643truly...
STOP EDGING ME STARSHIP-KUN
IT'S OVERRRRRRRRRRRR
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM
GO-FUCK
EDGE ME MORE ELON
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Me when I'm edging during a two hour goon sesh
LOL
>he fell for it again
>it'soverwe'resoback frequency so high it generates a black hole
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOOOOOONING
This is not auspicious
GO GO GO GO
00:00:4100:00:4100:00:4100:00:4100:00:41KILL ME NOW
>>16981637AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's over...
>>16981603>no space fox puzzle this thread
t minus two weeks
This thread goes so fast nobody will know about my micropenis
See you tomorrow
My heart hurts.
SRUBITY SCRUB SCRUB SCURUB
GAAN status?
just send it
PLEASE ELON JUST LET ME CUM PLEAEEEASE
...
WE'RE SO BACK
>300 million for this >if they gave this to americans everyone would be a millionare and could afford healthcare like here in Asia>spend it on something that pollutes the waters of the india ocean
stage 0 fuckfuckityAW SHIT HERE WE GOV 3 V 3 V 3
CLOCK IS ROLLINGTHIRTY
nope not fooling me again
see this is why I never watch this shit live
here we goooooo
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>16981674
LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
GOD DAMNIT
HAHAHAHAH
MOMMY I'M CUMMIN
IM GETTING BLUE BALLED
They can reload the flame suppression system??
STOP TEASING US
FUCK PLEASE STOP AAAAAAAAAAA
NOW
WE'RE SO BACK X6NEVERMIND ITS OVER X6
>comms is already copingIt's over isn't it?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGsaarshit not looking so good today
ELON STOP BLUEBALLING ME YOU FUUUUCK
>>16981685
shartemis III in 2028? lul
THIS FUCKING QD ARM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHOW MANY RESETS HAVE WE HAD?
>SHIP WONT EVEN FUCKING LAUNCH laugh at muskrats
ITS GOINGITS HOLDINGWTF
they trollin senpai
IT'S OVER (REAL) (100% CONFIRMED)
I miss when it was silver and shiny
PSYCH
bros...
Launch already!!
>>16981707yes? it's a bunch of water tanks
I CAN'T LAUNCH
I'm shivering with anitici—
>>16981715ITS OVER
I'm gonna pop a fucking vein
Nicki Minaj has been spotted walking under the launchpad
>3 minutes of hold time leftITS OVER
I NEED TO CUM QUEEN NICKI PLEASE LET ME CUUUM
is this what edging feels like?
Just let it blow up and beg trump for more money
be patient, it's her first time uwu she is just a little nervous
SCRUB
Stage 0 problems. Classic.
>constant fucking holdsGet it over with Elon.
trust the plan
three minute window before scrub
On an unrelated note
>10th minute of the 40 second special launch operation
cam on Elon launch some fakkin rockets
bro just launch it i need to get back to waging
>>16981753MINUTES LEFT, BRAT!
>>16981737glad to see i'm not the only one with this mp4 now.
BASED BEZOS MOGGING THE FUCK OUT OF ELONG
>>16981757So it's over
LAUNCH THE ROCKET NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see you all on Wednesday I guess
>One minute leftIt's so fucking overGlad I didn't take time off work for this, will go for Launch 13 I guess
its over...friday launch?or are we gonna have to wait until after memorial day?
What's wrong? You really thought I was gonna let you launch~
The rocket is so fucking big...
It's owari da desu
PIECE OF SHIT GROUND EQUIPMENT ELON MUSK EXECUTE THE MEN WHO BUILT THIS SHIT
>Flame Diverter issue See you in 2 weeks lads
>mfw I voted "scrub" on the pollcalled it
Fuck you Elon bitch benchood bastard
>Still holding
They let Nicki Minaj down, word on the street is she's now asking about Jeff Bezos
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
I AM BECOME HOLD DESTROYER OF HYPE
did we really expect anything but a scrub
>>16981776>da desu
>no launchEurope is laughing at us spending all this tax payer money on nothingness
>>16981773baaaaaka dotei-kun~
Melon Tusk
is we going to space today
whats the holdup?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's nothing.
AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
WE'RE BACK
IS IT HAPPENING?
I'M GONNNA COOOOOOMMMM
NANI
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>16981803They're clearing Nicki Minaj off the launch pad
HERE WE GOOOOOOAND FUCK
NIGGER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JUST
FUCK
I see the gradatim but not the ferociter huh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
If they scrub Nikki will be sad
hahahaha
You didn't fall for it again, right anon?
WE'RE SO BACKIT'S SO OVER AGAIN FUCK FUCK RFUCK ERJSERTGYHJUBNSERBHNYT
>>16981803giving prediction markets aneurysms
HAHAHA DIDN'T FOOL ME THAT TIME
oh mmyyyy gooooooddddd
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Time to go to bed I guess. Fuck this cursed shit.
FUG
turn it on
It's over
Fell for it again award
>Scrubbed
HAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
FUCK YOU PAD
IT'S BACKWE'
MY FUCKING BALLS!
>>16981815No I'm not. Getting blueballed instead.
it's so fucking over
BUMPED
IT'S OVER FOR REAL
>no launchlol lmao
SpaceX stock just crashed
llllllllloooooooooooooooooool
We Blue origin now
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKK
S
YOU STUPID FAGGOTS FIX YOUR GSE GODDAMNIT
No...... My IPO...... I was supposed to make TRILLIONS
OH MY FUCKING GOD LMAO
small rocket company, pls understand
WWWAAAAHH. eeeee WAAAAAHHH eeeee WAAAAHH eeee WAAAAH
>TomorrowAlright see you lads in 24 hours
saarshitcucks???
LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
I have plans tommorow so I can't watch fuckkkkkkk
I guess that's it
SCRUBADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i was going to bet on it scrubbing, but the weather looked too good
What a fucking cock tease dude I want my time back Elon get your head out the k-hole
>they fooled me all 37 times
>No one will notice i goon to cringe
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>16981622Thanks Elon!
>JUST UHHHH TRY CYCLE IT AGAIN AND SEE IF IT DOESNT TRIP THIS TIMEELON MUSK, HANG THE MEN WHO BUILT THE GROUND EQUIPMENT.
I'm kinda glad I went down for Artemis II instead of this.
FUCKING PATHETIC ELON YOU FUCKING FRAUD
2 weeks
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
American century of humiliation is now locked in and confirmed, it’s all downhill from here
WASTE OF FUCKING TIME
Time to beat off to loli
Nationalize and merge every space company. Tell them moonbase by 2030 or gulag.
to all the wagies in here:i have a 4 day weekend and don't need to worry about anything else to watch the unhindered launch tomorrow, sorry chumps.
sugarcoating?.. It cannot be done.
DELAYED AGAIN
edging continues until moral improves.
>>16981845This POS is the worst human being in history
we're running out of sugarcoat
Stage 0 v3 will fix this
bets on what went wrong?
>>16981919you're a wagie though
Time to beat off to futa
>12th flight>still can't get it up (to orbit)
so glad I didn't waste any time on this shit lmao(Tbh I didn't even know there was a launch today)
>>16981929based and same
>>16981927Pendejo installed a sensor upside down
this is why we test
You really thought something was going to happen, eh anon? Heh... nothin personnel...
>>16981927Iranian sabotage
Starship is such a fucking piece of shit oh my god. Rip the sensors that stop the launch right out of the padSEVEN (7) MONTHS
>>16981929yes
Elon right now
IPO btw
why does the new stage 0 trip aborts so eagerly? it already ruined 2 static fires now this
>>16981947What's that, some kind of beer?
i've never edged myself before, now i know what it's like.
i lost sleep for this
>>16981953owned
>>16981949BUT IT DIDN'T MATCH THE SIMULATIONS GOY!IT NEEDS TO MATCH LE SIMULATIONS
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>>16981927Trump accidentally bet on no launch today on polymarket
>>16981680I know anon
Ok lads I dont look at porn now so Im gona go fantasies about being trapped on an island with this bitch till I fall alseep
>>16981949They're trying really hard not to ruin it immediately like the first pad because repairing that shit would take a while and they really need to start upping the cadence.
A hydraulic pin did not retract on the arm so easy fix if weather is ok for friday and they have enough fuel launch try friday
https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/6a0f9b2476fdb-the-ipo-is-coming-elon.php
>>16981982i aint clicking that shit nigga
>>16981517"Everybody have fun tonight"!"Everybody Chun Wang tonight!"
Hahaha. Total Thunderf00t vindication. Again. He can’t stop winning.
>>16981677be glad. I'm still traumatized by piecing together Krystal's asshole
Presented without comment.
>open thread>scroll to the bottomwell, I'm sure glad I didn't stay at the screen like a retard for this.lunch tomorrow?
>>16982012quite a handsome devil in his youth actually.
>>16982014>lunch tomorrow?If they can fix the swing arm's hydraulic holding pin, yeah.
>They didn’t even test the release pinGRIM
>thread unstickiedit's over
>>16981977Fucking embarrassing
Space is cold. And hard.
Just woke up from nap. Did we launch?
>>16981524It already happened
see you all tomorrow
>>16982007He hasn’t won once though.
530 CT?
>>16982300if they are able to fix the issue, no info about that yet
>>16982315They fixed it last night. The hinge pin should retract just fine now.
T -09:00:00 until the next scrub
new launch thread>>16982498>>16982498>>16982498
>>16981929>>16981933>>16981942Why are there so many futafags in this place? Is it the phallic nature of rockets?
