I'm looking for someone special. The missing puzzle piece.I accept all friend requests.This is what I promise (You):>You will have me as a friend. I'll be there for you, and share each other our life.>You will have me as a mentor. When in need, in pain, in doubt, in confusion: I will share my wisdom with you.>You will have me as an advisor. To plan for the future, to deal with difficult choices - I'll do my best to help you out.>You will have me as a teacher. Philosophy, art, math, psychology - I can teach any topic to the best of my ability.>I will never lie or dox you. I would not dare betray the trust of someone so dear to me. You have my word.This is what I expect from you in return:>Honesty. No lies, there's no point otherwise.>Loyalty. I'm talking long-term. At first, it's fine if either of us feel it's not working out.>Dedication. Be online often. Do your best to nurture the bond, like you would a plant.>Put effort in following my will. I don't want a slave, but this does demand a power imbalance.>Full trust. If I tell you to change your lifestyle, I expect you to do so. I won't make you do harmful or stupid things, but you need to have trust in me that my orders are for your own good.>No, I am not looking for a sex slave. Romance is not the main objective. I can't know if we'll match or not. That depends on how we click.I often get asked why I'm doing this. The reason is that to me, a friend, a partner, a lover - they all demand a real connection. I'm not looking for something half-way. I want a bond where we end up with knowing everything about each other. In short, I will dedicate a large part of my life to you, if you in return fill in the void in mine.Be my missing piece.>My Discordraz.gaz
Every single person I've seen reply to you in all the threads you post in say your whole little self righteous paragraph is bullshit and you're actually a retard who isn't worth talking to.
>>34254107Are (you) a boy or girl tho
>>34254119Ah well, if random anons say so. True gospel.
>>34254384I'd agree with your skepticism if it were 2 or 3 instances, but I've seen dozens of people saying so. This guy's a retard
If it isn't obvious from the way he writes and his anime obsession, this guy is unfit to "mentor" anyone. He is not better than anybody else here and you're better off taking advice from a worm.
>>34254107Wanted to confirm: Yes this guy is bland. Uniquely waste of my time trying to see if we would be a good buddy match and he wants someone to have a deep bond with but gave me two very boring and bland texts and unfriended.I'm genuinely not upset we didn't hit off but it's wild how all of this is all about (You) us and you yourself were pretty fucking boring by the looks of it.I wouldn't waste my time on this dude if you're considering messaging. The account is new too so the retard will just make a new account soon if he gets a rep. No real bad impressions per se, just seemed like a kinda boring guy. I literally brought up the mentor shit he was into and that wasn't it for him. Idk man you just seem like a bit of an ass.
>>34254107you've made this thread like 30 times now and you've failed to keep around any of the dozens or so of people who've added you by now, at this point it's clear the problem is probably you, fuck off op
The one time I made a post here, this guy added me. We got along well enough but then I left for two days because I had some stuff going on irl (Told him I was going to be gone, this wasn't unexpected. You can't expect someone to be online 24/7, I had photo proof of where I was even) and he blocked me, whining about how everyone leaves in the end. He deleted all his messages except for the accusatory ones. I felt really bad about it and I cried about it until I realized it probably wasn't worth my tears and moved on. Also, after finding out that I was a girl, he did attempt to speak to me romantically.Interesting person, fun to talk to, if you can be online 24/7 he's a good friend but you need to be there all the time unless you want to mitigate a crisis.
>>34258107I'm OP. I have never added anyone. I only accept requests from people who add me.You're either confusing me with someone else, a liar, or you confused your story a bit.Either way, I don't know the particular situation you refer to, but I treat everyone politely, and I do wait for days often if needed, as long as there's a reasonable reason for it.I invite you to add me back or give me a way to contact you. If I made you feel that bad then I would like to apologize in person and see what happened.If you'd rather not, or you never see this message, then consider this my sincere apology. I'm sorry.
>>34254119>>34254384>>34254717As is evident by his posting this in threads where posting contact info is against the board rules, and yet still he does it
>>34258107...You certainly left me thinking. I believe I know who you might be. Again, I'm sorry. The crying part really got to me.
>>34258243is everything this guy writes so self-absorbed and boring as fuck? he speaks like an automated customer service bot.
Please kill yourself shut the fuck up
>>34254107I talked to this person once. Avoid.You couldn't find a more mind-numbingly, boring, self-absorbed pseud on this shithole of a board. Quite the achievement.To (You): you will not find your brother here.
Haha talk about hatred
>>34258107this is fake, OP is female
>>34263083did you talk to her>>34258107or can you tell us more about how the whole thing went
>>34266955why do mods not delete this shit, it's everywhere
>>34254107Hello. There seems to be a problem with accepting your proposal. What is actually in it for me? Or for anyone? You will be our >friend>mentor>advisor>teacherAnd one we can trust. But… I as a person do not want to be friends with just anyone. I don’t want to make anyone my mentor, I do not take advice from any chance individual. Nor does any random person have the right to ask me to call them “teacher” If you are these things to someone else also depends on WHO YOU ARE! you told us nothing that makes you a worthy friend, mentor, advisor and teacher except you would not betray us which… to be frank is the bare minimum in a relationship one would hope…
>>34254107You say you want a “real” connection… but your description is not reciprocal. I don’t think you could truly connect to someone if you offer them nothing and then require them to give you so much… A relationship has to be RECIPROCAL! You want: honesty, loyalty, dedication “be online often”… and to “follow your will”, full trust from me… These are things that normally build with time in a reciprocal relationship. They normally escalate gradually. You want it from me from the start. Will you offer me all the same then? What do I have to know I can trust you from the start?
>>34254107
>>34254107>>34258243Endless Monday blows.
>>34254107You're def looking for a sex slave lmao
>>34254107>Philosophy, art, math, psychology - I can teach any topic to the best of my ability.>Philosophy >Psychology If you had a good grasp of these you wouldn't be searching on 4chan and making such ridiculous promises and demands. I name you LARPER
their post is a lie, they won't ever offer a crumb of effort into their interactions with you, it's just window shopping for some extremely autistic shit that will result in instant removal and deletion of their messages. Me and my friends have both tested this out with our approaches toward this creature, avoid him and spend your free time on something better.
>>34272295>Me and my friends have both tested this out with our approachesas autistic as this guy may be, you're ten times more if you're "testing", i'd ban you on the spot
How old is this person?
>>34272796they said late 20s to e
captcha NIB8ER
>>34254107What is the point of posts like these if you're going to be dry and then leave me on read and then unadd me with all your messages deleted the next day? You're an asshole
bump
Still looking.
>>34254132Obviously a girl tryna friendzone exploit some dude for his attention without returning sex as she should. GTFO dumb evil hoe.
>>34290249Conversation + sex is the only "real" connection between the genders. The 2 pillars if you will. You don't do either one of those and someone will suffer until it crumbles. Also no guy would ever ask for friends. Friendships can only be between same gender. Honestly friendships don't even exist between anyone other than your bros.
>>34254107Don't waste your time with OP, he wants an obedient easily manipulated slave rather then a "friend". >pic rel. "conversation" we just had>alsoI know that (You) are monitoring this thread after this exchange, maybe if you weren't so full of yourself you'd make more friends. But that's not what you want now is it?
>>34290554This feels like that indian spammer who had a cult a long time ago.
>>34290554sorry anon you're just as autistic as op, i'd have told you to fuck off
>>34291082I understand now why everyone in this thread who interacted with him said he was impatient and full of himself. Much like cult leader he doesn't want anybody who can think for themselves.>>342917512/10 bait, good effort but real old school.
>>34278184damn, hard r nibba?thats cold man