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>ASL
37/M/US
>Interests
Post-Hardcore, Emo, Pop Punk, Oi!, Melodic Hardcore, Crossover Thrash, Ska Punk, Beatdown Hardcore, Skate Punk, New York Hardcore, Street Punk
>Looking For
last.fm, RYM, Discogs, record club, or Topster friends
>Not Looking For
Spotify playlists
>Discord
gun.hed

28/m/us

>interests
I read pre 1900s philosophy books. short term stock investor (hobby). Trivia Youtubers.
>want out of relationship
Long term. Long distance is fine.
Want to try as many expensive restaurants and hotels as possible. I love italian.
I like to chat. A lot. Morning messages. Good night messages. Will message if i see something cool at store. etc.
Want to buy cool gadgets for waifu, but not some gross findom fetish thing.

treeeeeee0370

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>ASL
19/M/US
>Physical description
white, long dark brown hair, average height, a low BMI, some light facial hair, large and thick glasses, pale eyes
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
I'm certainly an odd sort, and I don't tend to get along with most people, though I like to imagine that I have a kind soul. I value honesty and integrity, and I like to keep a wit to my humor. I don't fashion myself to be an intellectual sort, though I do enjoy learning to some extent, as well as sounding cool and showing off when first meeting someone, though in more casual conversation, I speak more normally. I enjoy playing niche gaming titles, such as 'Slay the Princess' or 'Kenshi', as well as some retro gaming or the rare new release that appeals to my sensibilities, such as 'Baldur's Gate Three' or 'Elden Ring'. I also enjoy some specific retro sci-fi thriller movies like 'Alien' and 'The Thing', and I'll try to learn to bake every once in a while when I have the financial ability to do so. I'm known to be a bit long-winded, but it's something I'm capable of moderating when needed. Additionally, I find it necessary to declare before I hook anyone into being invested in a relationship with me that I have autism, and while I certainly don't fit many of the stereotypes most commonly associated with the condition, it's still entirely prevalent in my personality and worldview. The easiest advice I have to give in relation to this is to simply get to know me with an open mind, because I'd appreciate the kindness.

>>34418984
>Looking for
I'd like someone who's kind, not in any performative way, of whom shares some of the same sensibilities and interests as me. I prefer someone who's not completely neurotypical, but is still capable of sound reasoning and judgement, though being neurotypical isn't inherently a problem for me, just simply that I've never had the pleasure of a positive experience when interacting with such a person at any level of intimacy. I most prefer talking for a while so we can each ascertain whether or not we're a good fit for one another, especially given that I don't have a rigid idea of what I'm looking for in mind, and can't possibly summarize all of my own complexities in a simple advertisement. I'm interested in ethnically east and southeast asian women, and I'm especially fond of those with their own sense of fashion/style, because it's usually very cool to me. I'm not strictly opposed to other ethnicities, but that is buy and large my preference. Being no older than 24 is ideal, but I could conceivably make a concession up to the age of 28. Long distance is most preferable to me to begin with, but I would like to eventually have an in-person relationship if we become romantic partners.
>Not looking for
Individuals with prohibitive mental illnesses, people incapable of or unwilling to be an equal to me both in a relationship as well as when having conversations, people who are not biologically female, probably more that I simply couldn't think of so do not consider this to be an exhaustive list of what I'm not looking for
>Contact
discord: witheralt
this is a vetting account that I am willing to migrate away from once it is mutually agreed that we like one another, be it as partners or otherwise

anyone who has ever stated they or someone they know has ever been able to develop a genuine relationship outside of friendship (and even that's pushing it) from ppl theyve met on this board are simply lying or leaving out God knows how many details on how successful and healthy said relationship actually is.
its just sad to see.

A:18
S: Male
L: Philippines

Appearancewise, I'm just 5-7/10 man. I'm a bit quirky and childish but I've had my lows. I'm also adaptable in a way. I have a high libido yet I don't wanna be selfish in the way that leaves you disapointed (I hope).

Interests: games with War vehicles, multiple choices, fantasy storytelling, and other things that I might have forgotten but do ask me for it.

Looking for: Anyone in terms of friendship. But relationshipwise, women. I'm fine with long distance.

Not looking for: men looking for relationship.

Discord: schpitzelton

>>34418791
>ASL
20/M/US (Okay with LDR of course)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I like anime and manga and working out and also I'm antisemetic I hate ZOG

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Ah uh that's sort of what the other one was for wasn't it?? I like Parasyte and MHA. And Steins;Gate. I play games in my free time.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Honestly just someone who will talk to me? I want a relationship like all people do, but most people here just stop talking to me after a few days or weeks. I don't think I do anything to offend them. It's not like I'm ugly or anything either, you can check my tag in the archives and if you look well you can see what I look like. But people just leave. I just want someone who will talk to me, and enjoy my presence. I like everyone I talk to. Why are they good enough for me but I'm not good enough for anyone else????

>Contact info
pervyfreak

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>ASL / description
m/29/connecticut USA
Pathetic lonely nice guy who desperately wants female attention
I'm unattractive but I'm caring and really easygoing
>>mental illnesses
Depression, social anxiety
>>Interests
cats, plants (cactus and succulents in particular), reading, petting cats, history, social sciences and knowledge in general (im not a very smart person though), trains, exploring active railways and abandoned buildings. Also currently kind of obsessed with deltarune
>>Looking for
progressive leftist feminist (or at least liberal leaning) women to date me and accept me for who I am even though I am unattractive (she can be unattractive too)
>>Not looking for
men, conservatives, women who want money
>>Other things you might find important to list
Please give me attention
>>tag/username
disc: lacktoastntolerant

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>ASL
29/M/Central Europe, hetero, white
>About You/Hobbies
INTP, 175 cm tall, blue/gray eyes, almost no hair. Chaotic Neutral in a way.
I do software engineering for a living, like playing vidya in my free time, play a bit of electric guitar, and I enjoy long strolls both in the city and outside. Been attending Japanese language lessons for a little over a year and a half now, I find the sense of progress satisfying (mostly for vidya, I actually don't watch much anime). I also visited Japan last autumn for 3 weeks and absolutely loved it, picrel.
I'd love to move a bit outside the city someday where it's quieter than the rush of the city. Rather traditional in values (I'm not a /pol/fag), but not religious, I consider myself agnostic. I can get somewhat clingy if things get serious, but am rather standoffish at the start. Been working out consistently for many months now to get in better shape and perhaps gain a bit of muscle.
Let's go stargazing someday.
My style of typing can be quite autistic as I tend to write considerably long blocks of text when it's about a topic I'm really interested in. This deters many people, but some like it.
>Looking For
A soulmate and a partner for life. Establishing a family (including child/ren) someday, but I'm in no rush. Someone I can have deep conversations with because I'm really shit at small talk, also expect reciprocal interest in conversations. A gaming partner sometimes, you don't necessarily need to be obsessed and I would actually appreciate if you're not. Hopefully someone dreamy and a little creative. Affection and hand holding. Someone who can appreciate the little things in life.
>Not Looking for
E-girls, narcissists, overly materialistic people, politically left obsessed, smokers, substance abusers, full body tattoos, excessive piercings, being a clown for the sole purpose of your entertainment and attention.
>Contact Info
Discord: soraumi64
obTHm9MdEH@protonmail.com

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>>34418791

>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.

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>>34418791
>ASL
28/M/USA- long distance is fine, but I think I would want to meet in person at some point if we had a real connection.
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I am a melancholic, and I have been alone for too long. I am worried that I let too much of my youth slip away from me, and recent experiences are pushing me to make more of my life.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I love to read and write. I'm working on learning Latin. I take lots of long walks and I enjoy cooking. I like lots of movies, but my two favorites are The Night of the Hunter and Princess Mononoke. I play some vidya, but I am not as interested in it as I once was. I play a lot of games on Sporcle.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I believe that there is someone out there that is my true soulmate, a perfect match on every level. That's who I want to find.
>contact
derangedhorse@protonmail.com

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37M. LET'S GET MARRIED KNOCK YOU UP AND FIGURE THIS OUT TOGETHER

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
29/F/US Perfectly fine with long distances within the United States

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
29 year old biological woman. I work and pretty much live a life I really like and ever working toward a life I really love. My peace is incredibly important to me and nonnegotiable in my life. I'm not very tolerant when it comes to things that disrupt my life or peace regardless of what it may be. Other than that, I tend to be the kind who minds their own business and can't stand gossip and can't be bothered with "being in the loop"/pop culture.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I lean towards creative hobbies. Gardening, trying new recipes, baking, attempting to knit, making my own toiletries, being outside. But more like goblin hikes as opposed to Naked and Afraid type of hiking.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Nothing in particular, especially nothing forced out of loneliness, desperation, or ulterior motives. There is absolutely none of that on my end. Just another 30 to 37 year old, monogamous, adult male with adult responsibilities who's completely single and open to talking to a woman who is in the same situation.

>Not looking for
Children, biological or otherwise, heavy or normal libido, i have 0 libido and would like someone similar, anyone without employment, drugs users, criminal record, stds, addiction (video games, porn, alcohol, gambling etc.)

>Contact info
Burner discord is sparkling_tiger_95416

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Asl is 28 cisfem southern California

I am looking for long term and loyal friends who I can mutually love

Im chickn if you hate me dont reach out.

Discord tag is sweetletters._

I like jprgs, voice chatting with frens, stardew valley clone games. And toontown rewritten. My favorite is the fishing mini game in toontown.

Im also cisfem... dont add me if you believe 4chan trolls... I voice chat a lot too so dont add me if you dont voice chat. If you believe I'm a man or a trans woman dont reach out. I dont wanna deal with 4chan trolls.

Sometimes I have to go outside for most of the day and can't reply to people.

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>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
23/M/Australia (Ok with LDR)
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
180cm, fit schizo. I have a few mental disorders but my biggest issue is depression. I tend to go alright with most folks, get along well when people dont just ghost me.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Writing and vidja, tho I havent been doing much of either lately. Mostly I just play TTRPGs and the like with my family and friends. I like 40k and OPR but havent been able to play much of either recently.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I'd like a genuine relationship with someone. LDR or closer I dont mind.
>Contact info
discord: kerilaus

>>34419020
Friend of mine met his ex-wife on /d/. The marriage went about as well as you can expect from that though.

>>34421050
chicken! omg it's chicken! hey chicken! look it's chicken! :3

>ASL
26/M/UK (LDR within UK)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Pretty average autistic IT guy I think, not too sure what else to say. Can get on with most people though I can be pretty awkward

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Vidya, History, Cooking.
Haven't been playing too much recently, planning on reading about some of the English civil wars.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Nothing too specific, either friendship or realtionship.

>Contact info
pointlessmonster

27 tgirl canada
chill tomboy, mono lesbian. switchy. kinky
3.5 years hrt, brown eyes, brown and black hair, mostly confident.
no plans for srs. 6ft. decent voice
usually im at the local venues listening to bands play or im adventuring around my city or im at home inside my headphones

@ 6ixluh

22+

>>34420743
WHERE ARE YOU FROM

>>34420743
20F CANADA BTW

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
I am ok with long distance. 33/m/FL (florida united states)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I play piano and guitar, I'm good at battlefield 6.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I got a degree in engineering, I'm cute.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I want someone who likes hugging.

>Contact info
discord: hidyl

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>ASL
39/M/FL - Long distance is fine for short-term. I can help arrange travel.
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard. A little overweight, but I've already lost ~50 pounds in about 9 months. Work in financial technology.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Typical 4chan interests; Anime, vidya, tabletop RPGs, tons of /g/-tinkering, mead making, classic films.
>Looking For
A biological woman that wants to date with the intent to marry and start a family.
>Contact
Discord: oreganolobster
Email: soctemporarius@proton.me

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34418791
Time for someone to issue this thread a painful but much needed REALITY CHECK!!!!
34418918
>buy cool gadgets for a waifu
Massive lack of relationship experience to be saying things like this on /soc/ or in general really, even if you think it totally won't be like findom
34418984
34418987
Brevity is the soul of wit, also no one is reading all that shit especially not women
34419020
TSMT
34419037
You are from the Philippines. That is all.
34419217
>not like I'm ugly
>you can check my tag in the archives
Counterpoint: you are and you look like exactly the type of person to choose the tag 'pervyfreak'.
34419938
I recognize this from a visit to /soc/ many moons ago. Can't imagine why this strat hasn't worked lol. It's okay to be a little clueless about women when you're a teen but almost 30 and saying shit like this, jfc.
34419980
>INTP
>almost no hair
>chaotic neutral
>software engineer
Check picrel
34420689
I can at least the respect commitment to the bit but the only relationship you'll ever get is with Tyrone in a cell.
34420732
Protip: don't include wallowfaggotry or 28 y/o boomer shit in your description. You also seem quite boring but I'm sure being unnattractive and neurodivergent are the bigger issues here
34420758
Wow, a christmas cake who will drop you once you prevent the slightest inconvenience to her life, AND she's hormonally fucked enough to have zero libido and thus be physically unappealing as well? Sign me up!!!!!!!!
34421050
Don't even need to address this one
34421074
Here's some incredibly boring information about my life (in infographic form). Also self-identified Christian bisexual lmao
34421147
I hope you're more interested in the friends angle than the relationship one, because that's what you're more likely to get when describing yourself as a "pretty average autistic IT guy". It might get you interest from thirdie gold diggers or Cassie though lmao

34421208
This nigga "transbian" lmao. Letting everyone know you're incel but wanted to roll the dice a second time.
34421276
34421279
This is a man
34421322
Refer to my post about the other loli guy, pretty sure this nigga is Indian and not actually black also
34421333
>33 y/o engineer
>cute
Yeah sure bud. Lucky for you you didn't specify you wanted women so your chances are actually ok
34421346
Crazy how everyone on here is "a little overweight" or has some other WIP status to them. For some reason no one who was their shit together across the board in their lives seems to come here. Additionally you are old as fuck and mead making is very onions, you should probably try to settle down with a local waitress and her niglets instead of looking here

Had to format retardedly because cuckchan thinks my post is "spam" but the jeets spamming AI snapchat seller shit aren't apparently

>ASL
29/M/USA

>Looks
I'm a white male, brown hair and brown eyes, fairly muscular build standing at 6 feet and residing near the east coast, hardly ever been westward except the midwest.

>Hobbies and interests
I like warhammer, JRPGs, and I adore the persona franchise. My main hobbies when i'm not doing physical fitness are playing paradox games,reading history, learning about different european cultures, and studying a bit of linguistics. Mainly have an unhealthy obsession with tech and games though

>Looking for
Just looking to chat or see if it can become something more with genuine female compansionship, I consider myself a very understanding open minded individual so I dont discriminate

>Contact info
Discord
rininabin4288

>>34421416
>>34421418
trannyjannies will delete this for being productive instead of being spam of a session that's soliciting CSAM or blacked or both
but your autism is a superpower keep it up champ

>>34421476
Respect my negro

>>34421418
>>34421416
based

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>ASL
21/M/USA, straight
Travel inside the US is easy so I have no problems with long distance from eu/gb/canada
>About
White guy with a definitively anglo phenotype.
I wear black boots and white shirts :3
Good hygiene (ask me about my cologne and style)
I Study, work, live on my own.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I'm very interested in the kind of image board user who has a lot to say about themselves. I love the stories everyone shares but this time I hope for some more intimacy and passion when we talk >:3
I also try to do something new everyday. I want to tell someone about the kinds of small thoughts I have throughout the day. I expect to build that kind of relationship over time and with a shared interest in weirdo topics.
If you want to add me and don't know what to say just start an argument (I like to argue)
>what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I hope you're okay with my personality and how I see the world. I think very sexually so we're most compatible if you do too.
I expect a few anons and some interesting conversations. You don't have to commit to being my slave to add me (trust)
>Contact info
disc. aetherchild

Kinda normie passing but been very online all my life and am socially retarded. Not that mentally ill otherwise. I'm obsessed with cats and the absurd. If you grew up online we'll probably get along, same if you read the warriors series growing up. I'm easy going, weird and goofy. Hit my line. If you've tried to add me before try again, my last discord got fucked srry

>interests
I'm very much into music, film, art, culture, cats and I'm getting back into literature and gaming. I want to get into sailing, wheelchair rugby, DJing (I won't be annoying I promise), and ms paint cat art
>favorite movies
Safe, Peep "TV" Show, Perfect Blue, Gregg Araki, Synecdoche New York, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>favorite TV
Sopranos, the curse, twin peaks
>favorite music
Early Modest Mouse, Tek Lintowe, Coil, Silver Jews, James Ferraro, Drain Gang, Unwound, Black Kray, E+E, lots of ambient, idm, DnB lately. Plenty of /mu/ and rymcore
>looking for
Looking for an e friend to make a connection with and to blast with links that I think are funny or weird. And also chat about film, music, books, whatever. I'll make you a playlist if you give me a topic or idea
>not looking for
No coomers, nobody underage
>contact
Discord: snoopybigfan.

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>23 Male
6’2 and my shoulders are broad and my hands are clean with minimal scarring
>fine with long distance
I have enough scholarship money saved up and can fly you out for us to get married at a state court
>religious refugee in Florida
I finished my degree in political science and philosophy almost half a year ago and now am applying for law school, I’m seeking a wife who I can tie her shoe laces and read her off to bed using my grad books
>I used to handout printed copies of the futurist manifesto at my local library
But they made me stop it and threatened me with trespassing.
>I read, I write, watch old French cartoons
>seeking someone who wants to feel the engraving of my name on their bones and have my voice trapped inside their lungs
Hoping for something réal

>>34421628
Forgot asl
30/M/USA

27/M/Central TX, USA (Long Distance A-Okay)

I'll start with my physical description. 5'11". 185lbs. Somewhat muscular but I like food so I don't really have a shredded phyzeek. I'm pretty strong, though, I work with heavy machinery every day and I run so I'm in shape. Black curly hair, brown eyes, dark skin. I wear a mustache and sometimes I shave it but I think I'm finally gonna stick with the moustache. I'm trying to lose a bit more weight just for aesthetics but I comfortably fit in a medium shirt if you wanna go off that.

I've always been described by others as really smart and emotionally competent, as well as a good communicator. I'm pretty much where I wanna be in life and on the up and up career wise.

>Hobbies and interests
I like sports, I like staying active, going to the gym, and the outdoors. I also read a lot (right now I'm on a Russian lit binge but I have a broad range), I used to play more videogames but haven't really sat down to binge in a long while, mostly cause I'd rather play with someone. Anything Paradox Games, or sports games, and Minecraft. I also play Warhammer (FB, TOW, and 40k), MtG, and YuGiOh. I watch anime like everyone on this board, and I read manga and light novels. I'm kinda into everything but I do have favorites.

>What you'd like out of meeting someone here
So being that the dating scene is cooked kind of everywhere, I'd just like to meet someone that wants a monogamous, long term relationship. Obviously IRL is best but I'm happy to start long distance cause being in the military and all I'll move anyway, but I'd prefer to close that distance quickly. I'd like the kind of relationship where we talk every day, maybe call and video call a few times a week. Where we're each other's favorite person. Not gonna lie, I'm burnt out from talking stages, so if we vibe and we're what the other seems to be looking for, I'd rather say it outright.

>Contact info
Discord: aces31lima

>>34421706
discord
personaldissonance

>>34421279
WHAT PART OF CANADA? IM IN ONTARIO

>>34420758
I mean no disrespect and am just very curious: Without children, without any sexual attraction, what separates your search from friendship or a roommate?

You want your peace, mind your own business, it can all be over distance, too. Yet it has to be monogamous, and it allegedly has nothing to do with loneliness.

What's left? Just the idea that there's someone out there loving you? Like a committed, exclusive friend?

I'm all the more fascinated since we're otherwise very alike.

>>34419980
You sound nice, good luck

34/M/US
>me
Christian, not a zealot
Quiet/reserved, but emotionally available. Fairly honest, straight forward, open minded. Like to banter and tease when I get comfortable with someone. I follow the golden rule & don't ask from others what I can't give in return. I believe in sticking to your values and morals even if it's the harder path.
I enjoy reading, hiking/nature, video games, & movies. I tend to be a homebody when single & don't like being around a lot of people/am misanthropic (I don't judge before getting to know someone), but I do enjoy going out if I'm with someone
I've been called attractive by strangers and often exercise
>looking for
US & biological female only
I prefer being slow & committed over casual/fast & hooking up. I want to get to know each other and bond before getting sexual.
Caring, honesty, communication, & trustworthiness are important. Being afraid to talk about something that may hurt the other will lead to misunderstandings and end what may have lasted. I don't mind clinginess & find it cute as long as it doesn't become extreme jealousy. Someone who likes caresses & doesn't mind comfortable silence. A fellow bore is welcome
Games are stupid & a waste of time, be straight with what you want
I don't mind a LDR at first. Can travel, & willing to move closer if things go well
>deal-breakers
I'm politically incorrect, pro gun, don't support the trans/pro noun movement, covid shots were a scam and mandates useless. Don't like fat people (a little chubby is fine & cute) & am picky with black aesthetics. Not picky with looks otherwise
Not interested people who prefer being casual/hooking up. I abstain from sex 'til mutual love, but waiting for marriage is preferable (I do have a sex drive. Not a porn watcher). I'm a virgin by choice that turned down opportunities and would prefer someone who is as well, up to 3 sexual partners
>contact
Discord/Telegram:Krithas
ukwn@tutamail.com

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>>34418791
>ASL
28/M/USA

Cool with long distance at first, but would obviously want to meet in person if things develop.

>About you
White, 5'10, decently jacked, reddish-blond hair, hazel eyes. I have 6 tattoos and want many more.
Currently majoring in geology, graduating soonish. Very busy but will make time for you if we click.

>Hobbies and interests
I like to lift, read books, and spend time outdoors. I'm lowkey a massive weeb and play a bit of vidya.
I'm really into music and collecting vinyl. My favorite genres are Black metal, Emo, and sadboys rap, but I dabble in a bit of everything.
I love anything related to the paranormal/supernatural, cryptids, mythology, aliens, etc. My favorite TV shows are the X-files and Twin Peaks, and I love horror media. Halloween is the best holiday.
I am really interested in lolcows and have been following Chris-chan since 2012.
Hardcore environmentalist, nature is more important than anything else to me. I will send you cute pictures of animals and plants I see if you want.

>Looking for
Skinny/slim/fit White Bio women to talk about spooky shit, share music, watch movies, and laugh at lolcows with, and hopefully more if we click. Cool with lewd stuff too if that's your thing.

Not interested in friend collectors, ghosts, or people who won't at least try to maintain a conversation.

>Contact info
Discord - foxmulder99

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>asl
20s/M/US West
>personality
standard issue sensitive young man. I'm weird, but I can pass as a normie when I need to
I'm not a chud or an incel, but my sense of humor would get me in trouble with normies
I am a khhv, but it isn't something that I'm insecure or weird about
I care a lot about romance and connection and all that sappy stuff. I have zero interest in casual sex
>hobbies
my main hobbies are music (guitar and piano, mostly) and drawing, though I'm not good at either (yet!). I also study Japanese, do programming, and lift weights
>music
I like 2000s alternative rock, so post-hardcore, emo, pop-punk, metalcore, nu-metal, post-grunge, buttrock.. Basically anything that you would hear in a 2000s AMV lol. I also love post-rock, j-rock, ambient, and soundtracks
>anime
I'm a weeb. I like most of the stuff that /a/ likes, but two of my less conventional favorites are 5cm per second and genshiken
>physical
I'm (pale) white with brown hair and green eyes, average height, and I have an athletic build
the rate threads say I'm a 6.5/10, facially
>looking for
something long-term with a kind and cool woman (female) that's into the same stuff I'm into
personality-wise, I like a woman that is thoughtful, calm, and a bit aloof. And also in that sweet spot between normie and complete imageboard schizo
Physically, I like nerdy looking women. I also have a soft spot for emo fashion, because I like a lot of the music from that scene. The only thing I can say I'm definitely not attracted to is obesity
I tend to get along best with women that are older than me. I'm not a coomer with a fetish (I don't even watch porn), I just find that I have more in common with zillenials and millenials
long distance is okay as long as you actually want to meet up at some point
>not looking for
casual/hookups, legitimate racists (edgy jokes are fine, even appreciated), trans, highly political or religious, normies, offended by edgy humor
>contact
wheneverystarfall

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Haiii guys!! :)

>asl
25M & 25F – Germany uwu

>about us
We're a couple just looking for someone chill to talk to long-term. :3
She's 168cm, 50kg, blonde, cute feet. I'm around 180cm, but not the focus

She's EXTREMELY obedient, into BDSM, bimbofication, objectification, CNC and many MANY more...
I'm mainly into feet and sharing :) but I'm NOT here to sext - it's all about her and our relationship.

>looking for
Someone normal. Into chatting, swapping stories, giving ideas or tasks. Not just begging for pics. Think house friend vibes! Basically someone I can talk to about random shit, hobbies, life stuff, but also someone I'm chill enough with to share more private stuff about her, like pics, stories, especially her feet lol.
I guess I'm not an actual Cuck, but my fantasies are at least somewhat similar to that fetish.

>not looking for
Minors, pic beggars, weirdos, pushy types

Say hi properly please :) (age, location, what you're into).
See ya then! :D
Telegram: @FD24X
Discord: mhmmfeet

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>ASL
31/m/europe
>Physical description
6'0, bald, beard, bmi 29 but down 50lbs already, alright face/no deformities or anything
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
My big passion is music; I make music and like to discover new music a lot. I also like to hike, go for drives and taking photos outside. I'd love if we exchanged photos from our day to day lives. Besides that I enjoy games but I've been falling out of love with that the past few years. Somewhere on the spectrum so forgive me if im a bit weird at first. I work full time but dont mind neets. I also develop random obsessions and love to hear about other people's rabbit holes.
>Looking for
This is silly but I miss the e-dating experience and would love to find someone to share eachother's life with, stay up too late talking to eachother and just be here for eachother. I'm open to it developing into something more if everything works out well eventually but will be totally content otherwise also.
>Not looking for
rude/dry/negative people, lewd stuff
>Favorite album
Rei Harakami - lust
>Contact
disc: owarinokisetsu

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>>34421416
let he who is without sin cast the first stone
YWNBAG

>>34421416
I prioritize substance over shortness

>ASL
29/M/West-EU
>Physical description
176cm, shortish blond/brown hair, slight beard, 74kg, blue eyes, okay looking
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
I'm an engineer as a job, besides that i love cooking, going out with friends or playing dnd with them. I also like to go for walks and try to regularly work out although it's not a passion of mine haha. Besides this, i also like to spend some free time on tv-shows/movies/manga/anime like most people here.
No topic is off limits for me, so if you're curious about something or anything, don't hesitate to contact me.
>Looking for
Well, i'm straight, so someone from the opposite gender would def be preferred. I'm looking for someone either younger or max 7 years older. i don't mind long distance but the goal should be an in-person relationship after a while (no rush). Looks are not extremely important, but i do prefer someone who strives to live healthy like me. I'm very open-minded and if you feel like we could be a match, don't hesitate to contact me, nothing to lose :)
>Not looking for
Well, sorry men, but i'm straight, besides that, i invite everyone to contact me and see where things end up!
>Contact
Discord: da_vinci5. (don't forget the dot please!)

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>ASL
35/M/US (TX)
>orientation
straight
>about me
I am tall (6'1") brown hair and blue eyes.
I like history and read about it a lot and I love to collect old things. I love going to museums.
I like mostly rock and metal, but some classical too.
I like to watch sci-fi and action films a lot. Not too big on anime. I am a bit of a film snob desu.
I'm trying to get my own house soon.
I play mostly RPG games and some FPS. I tend to not like online games.

I like cats :3
>Looking for
Girls. I'm looking for a romantic partner. Someone who wants a long term relationship/marriage. Someone loving and can carry on a conversion with. I love to get back to doing things I loved to do like enjoying nature, going to museums, etc. I would love to do that with someone else. :3
>Not looking for
Those that aren't women and other degenerate.
>Contact info
My discord is no_return_address

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>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
28/M/Eastern EU/Okay with LDR if it grows into IRL

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Halloween born edgy pessimist who has been traumatized for half a decade now and depressed for even longer. I like mask making/collecting, historical close range weapons, Warhammer 40k, heavy metal, occasional sewing, nature photography, more stuff that I forget
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Oh.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Eh, talk, mostly, at least at first. Grown quite pessimistic about the relationships here or in general. But I can still try if I know an individual long enough and they are my taste of unhinged
>Contact info
hoodedcrovv

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
27/m/New England (maybe okay with distance, it depends on the person)
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Earlier this year moved out of a city to effectively the middle of nowhere. The dating scene is rough here so I'm looking online now. I'm a pretty laid back guy, there's not a lot that bothers me in this world. I am very close with my family (I don't have kids) and I work full time as a project manager.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Game development, guitar, piano, singing, painting, hiking, fitness, board and video games
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Looking for women only, ideally living close to me. Just looking for someone to talk to at first, work gets boring and I have a lot of downtime during the day. At night I'm down to voice/video call too. We'll see where it goes from there as far as eventually meeting up or starting a relationship. Very skeptical about meeting someone on 4chan, prove me wrong.
>Contact info
disc: bigdogdamon

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>ASL
19 f usa
>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner that i can eventually meetup with irl, but i will not rush that. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. im also okay with just being friends with anyone! please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we’ve established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.
>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond
>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, friendship, tv shows, voice acting, reading, fashion, debating, animals
>Discord
joyfulcassie

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>asl
20/M/Florida (yes I’m ok with long distance just not out of US)
>Description
White, 5’11, parted haircut covering my forehead, not a skeleton, not fat, not extremely muscular(I do go to the gym though), 150 pounds, in college, shut-in autist
>Interests
love Anime, favorite anime’s are mainly Monster, Steins;Gate 1 and 0, Rozen Maiden, Code Geass, nichijou, Kaiji there’s more but that’s the rundown, I wouldn’t mind watching anime with someone, in fact I’d love to

For games I guess a few games and franchises I can name: REmake, Yakuza games, getting into persona, I love fatal frame, Victoria 2, getting into Dark Souls, liked Kingdom Come Deliverance, chaos;head (I do play l4d2 and War of Rights along with Holdfast occasionally but not with friends and not much) I honestly don’t mind playing multiplayer games (even if it’s ones I don’t have) I just have no one to play games with

As for music I love metal any kind you name it, (gothic(both doom and non doom), doom, melodeath, any kind of black metal, power metal, symphonic metal, etc..) the only metal I dislike is thrash metal or thrashy metal, I like alt rock (like ozma, weezer, the rentals, and sElf), along with some Neofolk, and also baroque and classical, love harpsichords
You can introduce me to other genres if you want

Also getting into reading but I’m not experienced by any means, plan to make lifelong hobby

As for other stuff I like, I love history, 15th to 20th century, and I like 20th century politics, I won’t talk about this stuff to you unless you want me to though, since it can bore people out. I like geography and nature etc
>Looking for
An autistic woman who shares at least some of my interests and plans to have children and a long term relationship, hopefully eventually becoming married if it goes well, we could watch anime together, play games, just talk in general, read together, etc…
>Not looking for
Men, troons, people out of US

Discord: bohiodestroyer_

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Hey Anon, we're trying to make a Hentai and Doujin sharing community where you can goon with your friends >.<
https://discord.gg/uUyFNg2nBm
We'd love to create some long lasting gooner relationships >3<

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>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances)
mid 30s / M / Texas (LDR is okay to start with, but im looking for in person if we hit it off)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here
I'm a boring, work from home, white dude. Ive got my own place and ride, like capping off the week with some booze. Not morbid or anything but im working consistently on fitness and tan. Bit of a homebody

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Gaming / anime, getting back into shape with my home gym, Cooking new recipies (mexican is my current favorite to cook), learning photography during walks

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I'm looking for something long term. I miss cooking for someone and having a partner to game and do stuff with. Spooky season is coming/here and I would really enjoy watching some scary movies snuggled up on my couch.

You don't have to be a gamer or enjoy anime but we had one of those in common that would be awesome. Ideally, we would hang out online a few times before meeting in person. I have a car and can travel within reason

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, Literal 'cannot function in society' levels of mental illness

>Contact
Discord: vidyaandfinedining_43075
email: Vidyaandfinedining@proton.me

>>34418791
>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
25/M/Spain (Yes)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here
I'm a failed economics student who learned how to code and is currently working on a shitty tech firm.
My life passion is writing fiction and I'm looking forward writing and self-publishing my first book.
I have an extreme attachment towards Himiko Toga.
I'm a sperg and I'm beyond giving a fucks what you think about it.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Writing fiction and art

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Talk with them about the complexities and tribulations of life, unwind, make online friendships

>Contact info
paradice_forrest@protonmail.com

>>34427228
>joyfulcassie
Beggar. Avoid.

P.S. if you ever see someone who essentially spams the same thing in almost every thead, they're usually up to no good and they should be avoided.

>>34429721
I could say the same for you. She's just annoying, following her around in every thread to post about her is pretty weird. Find a better use for your time

>ASL
35/M/CA open to ldr
>About Me
People say I'm pretty fun to talk with. I enjoy humor, but I like to be subtle with it. My personality is very open and positive. I do what I can to help those around me. Physically I'm tall, fit, and handsome
>Interests
I'm pretty into music. I like to play guitar and sing, mostly rock n roll type stuff. Also did bass in a bunch of different kinds of bands which was an interesting time. Also enjoy reading (currently run a book club with friends) as well as trashy TV and old video games. Additionally I do a bit of cooking
>Looking for?
Women generally around my age who would like to talk and get to know each other. I'm open-minded
>Contact
Discord: .solzh