DO NOT OPEN THIS THREAD IF /soc/ IS YOUR HOMEBOARD - ONLY TOURISTS WILL BE PERMITEDGirlfriend Applications have opened, but ONLY for people with kiWho will have a good time applying: in(super)sane Shotacon Fujoshi or Yumejoshi who have evolved to adapt to combat. My homeboards are /v/, /a/, /co/ and /ic/, (only natural due to how much i enjoy drawing and fragging both with my cock out btw) so if we share a homeplanet it is highly recomended that you enterWho will have a bad time applyin: Children, Trannies, Phoneposters, NIggerz, Druggies, Normalfags, Moralfags, Annoying Women who haven nothing to offer me besides three holes, and Sadsack Pinkos who only frequent shit like /soc/ /r9k/ or /b/WARNING: ATTEMPTING TO TAKE THE TEST IF YOU ARE WITHIN THE RANGE OF WHAT I AM NOT SOURCING ACTIVATES THE ANTI ANAL PROLAPSE BARRIER EMBEDDED WITHIN THE PROGRAMTHIS WILL LEAD TO SEVERAL AVERSE EFFECTS, INCLUDING>GUARANTEED INSANITY>SMILEDOG MANIFESTATION>INSTANT ENBLOBENING (but only if your not a tranny or a nigger cause i cant fap to those lol)>SUDDEN DEATH>SIGMA VIRUS INFECTION>MELANIN HARVESTATION>POISON MUSHROOM EXCLUSIVE PICA>COMPLETE RAPE IMMUNITY>EVOLUTION>HEARTLESS INDUCEMENTTHIS IS NOT A JOKE. THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL COUNTERMEASURES IMPLEMENTED TO RAPE THOSE WHO CANNOT FOLLOW THE CODE(Phoneposters get it the worst desu. Do not attempt to apply if on the phone)Apply NOW. Just click the "girlfreind applications" buttonhttps://mysticcombat.com/
>>34534921What's with newfags trying to emulate 2007 internet so hard they miss the point completely, you're 22, you were an infant when all the shit you're talking about was relevant, even your discord acc "sticksuicide", you probably read a wiki on newgrounds and thought 'this is so me'. You will never find catharsis posting on the cuck board, reddit spacing btw, simulacra of simulacra nothing more.
Stop spamming, retard.
>>34538530> trying to emulate 2007 internet so hard they miss the point completelyHow am i attempting to emulate 2007 internet beyond having sounds autoplay and stuffWhat even is the point of 2007 internet beyond doing as you pleased with a new toy>, even your discord acc "sticksuicide", you probably read a wiki on newgrounds and thought 'this is so me'.I dont read I watch cartoons. I stole that name because Joe zombie makes me cum hard>You will never find catharsis posting on the cuck boardFind me a better place to post and i will gladly leave you retards to wither outside my god aura > reddit spacing btwReddit didn't invent readability you can see ""reddit spacing"" in posts made before reddit was born . Man im 13 and im smarter than you. Dumb people these days>>34538536Make your sister apply then so i can stop posting. I just caught a whiff of her womb tattoo and it made my balls throb
>>34538593>Reddit didn't invent readability you can see ""reddit spacing"" in posts made before reddit was born . Man im 13 and im smarter than you. Dumb people these daysYou're 22, you will never emulate 2007 internet correctly, and you are redditspacing. Stick to twitter little buddy.
>>34538608>Unable to rebuke any part of my rebuttals, even including the intentional weak points I left in as frame traps>just resorts to repeating himself and name-callingI've won. Learn from this humiliating defeat of yours, cuck.
>>34534921unfunny and tryhard btw the boards you larp as a frequent user of aren't even the good ones (not that any board on this site is good)>>34538530ughhh mr/ms. millennial you sound so cool come save me from my terrible zoomer life
>>34538530>>34538536>>34538608>>34538654t. low ki levels
>>34538654t. /gif/ and /lgbt/ frequenter
>>34534921>>34538593>>34538647>>34539712only troons and fags post on this board. which one are you?
>>34540401thankfully for the sake of my shithole im the exception to that rule
