Let's guess each other's ethnicity for old times' sake eh
>>34558411Your filename says "Polish", but poles don't usually look like that. I'm not saying that with any racist intentions, but too swarty for a pole, so I'd guess you're southern European kind, closer to Turkey.
>>34558423Not close to Turkey, but good guess my friend! You do look Slav or northern European, I would say Norwegian?
>>34558621I'm Russian, but basically a Eurasian mystery meat
>>34558411Eyes say Anglo, nose and mouth say Saxon
>>34558411Are you Slavic? As the other poster said, I would mistake you for Turkish or similar but I have seen Slavic people with the typically darker look you have.>>34558423When I saw you in the other rate thread, I thought you had to be Irish. I can't describe exactly what but something about your face looks similar to Irish people I've met.
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>>34561862I may be retarded, but I think that you look Spanish
>>34561862Salvadorian>>34561549I'm not! Although I can see your point. I am from Southern Europe
>>34562806Spain? I think being bald gives you a middle eastern look>>34561862Cuban
>>34558411You kinda do look slavic, but since you said Turkey was a close guess I'd wager it's either Azerbaijan(least likely) or Moldova/Romania(most likely) >>34558423Anglo--didn't see you already revealed your ethnicity. Tbf anglos do look a lot like russians for some reason. Especially the chavs and the gopnik types.>>34559684Whore>>34561862Pavel Durov if he was a spaniardGuess me bros
>>34563482American with Polish or Eastern European ancestry
>>34558411Greek or Italian>>34558423British>>34559684Definitely Spanish or hispanic>>34561862Tanned French or White Mexican>>34563482East German?
>>34558411Out of curiosity, what do you think I am
>>34558411
>>34558411Albanian>>3456186280/20 spanish/south american native>>34563482Austrian/German and Lithuanian mix>>34564281"Irish" American but actually scot/dane mixed ancestry>>34564310South eastern slavic with rape dna from turks and caucas >>34564748Southern French with some post moor spain genetic influence
>>34558411Greek>>34558423German>>34561862Spain or southern France
>>34564748Mediterranean / French, Iberian. Maybe even a little Balkan and Turk.>>34565799Russian? The hat and phone in front of your chin is throwing me off
>>34563482Germanic>>34558411Turk>>34565799Polish>>34564281Anglo
>>34565392>>34565799Russo/britbong>>34566247Croatian
>>34558411long time no see>>34558423genetic dead end>>34561862dior farenheit enjoyer>>34563482twerp>>34566247serbian cave creature
>>34564310it literally looks like you would stab me to death in public.. what a beast
>>34564748Bulgarian>>34565799Br*tish>>34566247Armenian>>34566652Kroatian
>>34566652don't call me a twerp, friendo
Obviously I must be somewhat white, but I'm curious if anyone can guess more. My nationality is American, if that helps.>>34566652iberian, celtic, with a little bit of gaelic, probably of czech nationality/descent.>>34566795English, Welsh, and Dutch. You're from the UK because you're wearing sprayway>>34567172Navajo and Honduran.>>34566247You look like that influencer comedian guy with the dark eye circles who does lots of military skits. I think he's big on youtube and instagram.You and your room kinda looks italian. I want to say turkish but I'm gonna stick to Italian. Ethnically probably african as well, not levant but more like Sudanese/Nigerian to a small percentage.>>34565799I'm gonna also say polish ethnically but also english, I think you're living in the UK or america.
>>34570492Damn i'm impressed. You got 1 of the 3 correct. Though it only accounts for half my etnicity. For you i'll guess the UK. I got the sprayway from an american relative. I had no fucking clue it's a UK thing. You did, and ya look suspiciously british.
>>34558411Born in UK to Iranian parents >>34558423Habsburg-pilled jaw-maxxing austrian chad(We lowkey look related tho)>>34561862Californian>>34563482German>>34564281Bostonian>>34564310Psych ward >>34564748Louisianian>>34565799Bri'ish>>34566247Persian>>34566652Rehab
>>34566795Canadian>>34567172Lebanese >>34570492Swedish
>>34571721Did you really had to mention the fucking jaw
>>34571832Don't you take pride in it?Why do you think I grow chops instead of a full beard? I refuse to hide my chin
Op looks Turkish imo
>>34572018I wish that somebody broken it I hate it so much
>>34561862dang, you hella cute
>>34558411You're all brown
>>34571721[Esprit de Corps, Formidable, Success]: Bröther, the body is still hanging at the back of the cafe, we have to interrogate the Hardie Boys and that odd lady in a wheelchair. Stop posting on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forums and get yourself together.
>>34572222You do know there's surgery for that, right? If you're so unhappy why don't you do it?>>34572401Yo is that Disco Elysium talk? That game looks dope, I'm planning on starting it as soon as I'm done with Grim Fandango. Actually I'm divided between that and Fallout 2, will probably play the shorter one first, just have to find out which one is it
>>34571721Haha Cause of the shiner?>>34571721German, specifically Souther German.You look a lot like the young version of this old german guy I knew except he had a mighty gray moustache like Hindenburg except more volume
>>34571159Wait so which one did I get right? 1/3 is pretty fucking bad. If I got english right, that's not a hard guess considering they're a major colonial empire. Sprayway is also a dutch thing, so I wanted to say you are from the netherlands, you also look it.Also are you guessing my ethnicity or my nationality.
>>34570492Which influencer
>>34574310i dont know his name i just know he does a lot of military skits
>>34573756>Also are you guessing my ethnicity or my nationality.Whichever one is more correct.> 1/3 is pretty fucking bad.I think it's pretty good.Would like to see some more ppl guess me before i spoil it completely.if u send me a mail and tell me if I was right, Ill reply and return the favor. socAcc998@proton.me
>>34575023in my post i mentioned im american but that doesn't say much
>>34570492>>34571721All of the people saying Polish or Slavic were wrong though British is actually closer at least. I am an American citizen of German, Scandinavian, Irish and likely at least 1/8 French Creole/ African American heritage. I get Polish all the time and in their defense I think my paternal German ancestors were from the far eastern former Prussian part of the country near there.
>>34579688damn, I thought you seemed American. That's why I said you were nationally american. Have you had a dna test done?
>>34580157I haven’t but growing up my mom was very dark skin and claimed contradictory stuff like being Sicilian and French or Russian (she was schizophrenic). She was definitely from the southern states so probably Irish with 1/4 French creole and creoles themselves are half French and half African.
I've spammed myself in rate me threads lately so apologies for doing it again but what ethnicity I look like is one thing I'm quite curious about.>>34563482Polish, maybe with some Baltic>>34564281Scottish or Irish>>34565799I can see either Anglo or Polish>>34567172Definitely seems Latino but I'm not familiar enough with South America to guess exactly where. Mexico?>>34571721German, Austrian, maybe Swiss>>34572111You look quite American to me but if I had to guess elsewhere I'd say Russian or generally Slavic
>>34581185dutch or danish maybe?
>>34570492quite hard, but i would go with french for some reasons.
>>34581185you're cute, do you have a discord??
>>34581383I'm not even a little french lol but thank you for the compliment.I'm a mix of european, but french is not among them.
>>34564748French >>34565799British >>34566247Italian >>34566652French>>34566795French >>34567172Arab>>34570492British >>34571721Bavarian >>34572111Serbian >>34581185British
>>34563482weird how nobody has ever guessed my ethnicity correct. Been posting myself here since 2015, lmao.
>>34581998Thank you, I appreciate it but I don't have Discord. Can't be bothered to talk to people.
>>34583098So not East German?
>>34582427A mix of european is quite hard to guess. Do you have baltic ancestry? Probably not german since your swastika turns the wrong way lol. But you seem to have bigger boobs, so it might be more of a northern european background.
>>34583681Talk to me, I'm nice :(
>>34572662>Cause of the shiner?Kinda. Also your hair and face made me think "diluted Irish">GermanNow that you mention it I do have the same facial hair as Kaiser Wilhelm I but no, far from there>>34579688But I said swedish >>34581185Finnish >German/austrian/swissNigga do I look like I yodel?>>34583063>BavarianFuck, I do look like I yodel You on the other hand looks sorta Hawaiian, sorta Italian
>>34583098Indonesian?
>>34585042Armenian?
>>34584262I do have very small baltic ancestry, guessing that is a little incredible considering it's so low, but yeah I am fairly nordic.And no I'm fairly flat chested actually.>>34583063Yeah I'm like 47% english according to 23andme. Anything else?
>>34585042>sorta Hawaiian, sorta ItalianCooool>>34585456>Anything else?Any other North-Western European country is what comes to mind.
>>34585042But I’m not Swedish either. My ancestors were from the islands between Denmark and Norway.
>>34572018Could you post a side profile of yourself? I have an underbite too, and I don't think it looks good at all. I think it might be slightly better than having a receding chin, but it still looks deformed. :(
>>34584030Is there a significant difference between East and West Germans? I thought the divide was more between the south and the north>>34585061brother I WISH. Every time I create an account on any international dating website it's always girls from Indonesia that spam my account. I'd love to visit Indonesia because their women look very cute (not a big fan of Islam, as a matter of fact, I hate it, but Indonesians seem chill)
>>34585456Okay, english, a tad baltic with green eyes, blond hair and flat chested. Your green eyes should come from the english side, so one of your parents has green eyes and the other one e7ther green or blue. I would guess finnish or northwestern russia.
>>34586586Slavic influence is higher in East Germany even before the whole Communist "opposite day" fiasco.
>>34584982I'm sure you are and I'm grateful for the compliment but I'll pass. If I wanted to socialise I'd use one of the meeting threads but I only come to this board for threads like these and I have nothing to say anyway.>>34585042Not so much a yodeller, more like a Bavarian lumberjack. Your features are really similar to a Swiss/Spanish girl who was in my classes.
>>34586682my eyes are blue with hazel in the center, not green. People always seem to make that mistake.I have no finnish or northwestern russian.
>>34587623Eyeball.jpg interesting naming : D and you got really interesting eyes and nice lashes. I mean there isnt much northern europe left except from scandinavian or a north german ancestry, maybe polish.
>>34566795British>>34567172Moroccan>>34570492German>>34571721Latino>>34583063Serbian
>>34561862Scottish >>34563482Russian >>34564281Irish >>34564310Irish >>34588745Russian
>>34586876Damn that's a sad way of thinking
>>34589168finally! My guess is you're from Central Asia. Most likely Uzbekistan, because Tajiks are much darker and have more 'european' features, whilst Kyrgyz people look way more asian. Or you could also be from Turkmenistan, seen some folks from Turkmenistan who have the same asian/european blend as you.
>>34585311Nope>>34586436Sure thing, brother in jaw>>34586876>lumberjack Is it cause I'm hairy?>>34588745On fucking point I'm white passing enough that people are always guessing some inner European country instead of the peninsular ones from which I do have some ancestry (Portugal and Italy)You must be american the way you're familiar with beaners
>>34589981Maybe the reason lies in caucasian people being caucasian.>>34588745French or italian
>>34588179alright I'll just reveal my genetic profile from 23andme45% english20% northwestern european (9% swiss, 9% dutch, 1% austrian & southern german)10% scottish9% nordic, (8% swedish, 1% norway 1% danish)8% czech4% ukrainian1% latvian0.5% peninsular arabian (my gothic scandinavian ancestors were probably raped during the Umayyad caliphate or something)>>34588745>germannot really.
>>34590817Calling swiss, austrian and south germans northwestern europe is kinda a stretch, especially genetic wise. How accurate are the given values? As a scientist you would usually give a +_, thats why i wouldnt give much about the percentages below around 5% desu.Did you like send in a mouth swab to 23andme?
>>34592304Bro I'm just reading it as 23andme tells itNo I sent a spit sample why tf does it matter.23andme groups them together because they are genetically similar or share a similar genetic lineage.
>>34592304In one single post youve already managed to trigger/annoy me and I don't know why.You just sucked the fun out of DNA testing.>ACkTually as a shientist u would usually write it differently with +_ as indicators and anything below 5% is worthless and I should be the one in charge, did they collect a mouthswab, spitswab or rectalswab?Holy shit go die
Seeing a lot of ethnicities but not a whole lot of rating>>34590817Ah I guessed British and I was right
>>34592614>>34592627Uhh, someone got into a mood, are the hormones spiking?Easy, cause a swab almost certainly contains enough cells, while a spit sample can be meh. Do you even forensics?Let me explain it to the uneducated shits: 10 +- 20 % = 0 - 30 % range10 +- 2 % = 8 - 12 % rangeWhich of those is more accurate?Paying a 100 bucks for inaccurate values instead of just asking older family members about their lifes before they die must be the most hillarious thing first worlders do.
>>34595565you're so insufferablei'm sorry i didn't have the foresight to ask my great great grandfather where in sweden he was born because i wasn't alive at the timeI'm sorry for being so dumb as to pay for a certified genome service performed by experts rather than come to 4chan and get the more accurate resultsif a spit sample is meh, i promise if you kneel beneath me I can provide enough dna for you to analyze for me. How much do you charge?
>>34564310Holy shit it's Jack White
>>34595605your great grandfather was your grandfathers grandfather. no necessity to be alive back then, just ask your grandparents before they die. Also x % swedish doesnt mean that your forefathers were swedish, it just means you share that dna with people that are in their database and are registered in sweden.4chan cant give you any results and what do you mean by certified? Every forensics lab can do what they do.Quid pro quo, but i wanna see the view from beneath beforehand. Want no dick dangling in between those legs.
>>34583063Some flavour of South American I'm certain>>34566795Le fronch
>>34597841>every forensics lab can do what they doso you clearly know nothing about dna testing services because if you did you would know 23 is the best and that ancestry is shit.>just need to ask your grandparents before they diewow so i guess i fucked up huh? now i gotta listen to your stupid ass>Also x % swedish doesnt mean that your forefathers were swedishnigga you seriously need a fucking crack in the jaw you are so annoying. I know my grandmother was swedish because her father was born in sweden. you don't have to contradict every single thing a person says. You little faggot twerp.>your great grandfather was your grandfathers grandfatheryour great grandfather is your grandfather's father, not his grandfather.
>>34598068didnt mention ancestry, just any lab with a thermocycler and acess to a database.yeah, you fucked upjust because someone is born somewhere, doesnt make him a swede genetically.my bad i forgot the second great, but i give you that straw to hold onto.Why are trannies so aggressive nowadays?
>>34570492Your goatee and mustache are showing in this pic>>34598158He has a cringe ass meltdown every single time he posts lol. Like clockwork.
>>34598158It shouldn’t be much of a surprise that grown men who pump themselves with hormones in an attempt to become something they never will be and expect everyone to play along with their delusions aren’t the most mentally stable.
>>34598198>become something they will never beyou mean cute and beautiful? that's already what I am so eat shit loser, you know you just hate me because you could never be good enough for me. There's plenty of fish in the sea.>>34598181you don't need to go around hateposting just because i don't want to be with you. Don't think it's not obvious who you are.>>34598158dude just admit you sucked the fun right out of the dna testing instead of going on and on trying to win the argumenti don't even care at this point
>>34598235>>34598198>>34598181>>34598158Get a room
>>34598235I wouldn’t want to go near you, don’t know who you are nor do I care to. You’re not that important.
>>34598245>you mean cute and beautiful? that's already what I am so eat shit loser, you know you just hate me because you could never be good enough for me
>>34598245I have never spoken to you nor do I have any interest. I'm just a lurker that genuinely gets pissed off whenever you lose your shit and ruin a thread by being insufferable. Why do you get so weird whenever someone has a question about your ethnicity? Why are you like this?
loli would of actually of listened to this pseudo-scientist offer his advice on dna testing if he hadn't overplayed his handbut I knew exactly what I was in for from the first post
>>34598273I didn't "get so weird" because he "had a question about my ethnicity", I got annoyed because he started criticizing all dna testing instead of enjoying the game>calling these groups all "northwestern european is kinda a stretch, especially genetic wise"(dna testing services disagree)>as a scientisthere we go..... i love it>you would usually give a +_i've never seen this on any dna testing service but okay>i wouldnt care about anything below 5%uhhhhhh ok well the dna testing service does>are these values accurate?????sounds like he's flabbergasted at the poor quality work this dna testing service did lmao what is he the CEOSay what you want about me "ruining the thread", but he's the one who started ruining the game.Why do you think it was a good to become a hater? A hateful ass? Why are you like that?>You have a mustache and a goateeI don't grow facial hair, you must be seeing whatever you wanna see because that's how your brain works>tranny tranny tranny this tranny thatjust admit you're mad that I rejected you instead of buddying up with every enemy I make. You know I'm beautiful and you seem to try to convince me I'm some ugly creature but I'm not, and you know I'm not, I know who you are. You're a pathetic piece of shit who got mad that I rejected you and you started drinking and swallowing pills over some ex and now you play pretend on all my posts like I don't know what's up.>i get genuinely pissed offgood. stay mad. fuck you and fuck off. Build some character instead of resorting to hate and bigotry then maybe you'd get laid.
>>34598012French
>>34598012Beautiful. Another vote for French.
>>34598536You are so beautiful and unique :) you kind of remind me of bjork haha so i guess like icelandic or finnish 10/10 for me, i think you are a guy(?) but you are kinda andro
I’m learning from this thread that I have no idea what French people look like.
>>34598358> someone selling a service is more right than academiaget a science degree my man and then come back again. Statistic work is literally something they will blow into your mind from the get go. give a experimental value without variance and they wont accept your work. lol trannies only accepting sciences when it make their duck shrink
>>34603764why do you take his side just because you want to own the libs?you're calling a rando on soc "academia"?i can't imagine being so desperate to hate trannies that you avoid reading conversations just to take the side against them
>>34602071Me neither dawg
>>34603882I thought they were light featured Germanics and Celts but everyone I’ve seen rated as French looks Latin. And yeah I know they are southern Europeans in the South but most aren’t from there.
I’m 20 for what that is worth
>>34598012Dutch
>>34605027Honestly no clue. You look like a movie star. Hispanic American?
>>34609338I am **[spoiler]Cuban of Spanish descent [/spoiler]**
>>34603856ever heard about dynamic IP idiot or has the estrogen fried your brain.
>>34598012Seconding dutch>>34598536Same phenotype as Mylène Jampanoï, so I gotta go with franco-chinese>>34605027Argentinian
>>34614427man you're just mean.you must feel like a really big tough man, i hope you're happy in your life.I have someone who keeps me cozy and warm and loves on me 24/7, do you? I bet if you did you wouldn't be such a worthless asshole.
>>34615912Omg French for sure