Do guys seriously post their dick pics here expecting female attention?
>>34640839No, they're fags in denial
>>34640839i dont mind, as a female i enjoy keeping them in my secret folder. but most of them are just gay which is a turn off
>>34641676Yep, a female would totally make a folder of random gross /soc/ dick pics, totally
>>34640839There are guys sending dick pics on LinkedIn, apparently a lot of dudes out there think it will get them female attention
>>34641690I do so I can keep an accurate account of how many weirdos I've met lol.
>>34641817Couldn’t you just keep a tally instead of dick pics
>>34641832But then it's an honour system and I can't prove it to my friends so we can laugh at it together.
>>34641874haha how humiliating
>>34641874Wait, so you contact these dudes here and then just add their dickpic to ypur collection?Is it a kiwifarms kind of "hobby" to you or why do you do that?
>>34641874The U slip in HonoUr, exposing your Canadian background. Now you gotta expose your ass or tits. Thems the rules
>>34641881Must be.>>34641915Nonono, this is randoms I never chose to speak with that open an conversation with a dick pic I did not ask for.>>34641920Not Canadian, better luck next time.
>>34641920that's the correct way to spell it, retard. only fat dumb yanks drop the u. so lazy they refuse to even spell properly
>>34642063Funny story, they did it to cut costs when printing newspapers.
>>34642028>Nonono, this is randoms I never chose to speak with that open an conversation with a dick pic I did not ask for.hahahaYeah that's fair then, seeing as that is kind of a dick move (haha get it?)Well, wishing you luck in finding someone nice.I sometimes wonder if I'll just live alone for most of my life, did you ever have that feeling of total inadequacy and hopelessness?Just tell me to shut it incase I'm being annoying and/or dirupting the thread.
>>34642063as an american i am not a damn yankee they come from the north
>>34642079Oh all the time, that's the main struggle of life is finding ways to overcome that feeling. It'll likely never go away but you have to accept that and say fuck you feelings and push through anyway.>>34642089You lost the war buddy, you're all yanks now.
>>34642098Well, I then I'll resolve to get a better handle on it.Who knows, perhaps this year I will finally find the courage and skill to meet someone.Wishing the same to you.
>>34642298I believe in you anon, good luck to you!And thanks I shall do my best!
fairly often foids will see my bwc and shoot me a message on x or discord
>>34642346erm, no
>>34640839I met my wife by mailing penis polaroids to random addresses until I got a response. doing it online cheapens it somehow.
I like my dong. Not quite 'abnormally large' erect, but big enough flaccid that I have to be careful what I wear or it looks like I stuff my trousers. I sure wish I had someone to stick it in
I tried hooking up with people here twice. Once an allegedly young college aged couple and then a dude close to my age looking to hook up or run a train on some chick. The former was some fag from the NSA fucking data mining me and he dropped my exes nudes to fuck with me mentally. The latter was cool but we lost contact.Quite frankly it's rife with LARPs data mining and cat fishing and then the rest are severely mentally ill or trannies (same thing). And I don't mind trannies. Sometimes they can be cute. IDK man. I'm getting old. I think I'm fucked.
>>34640839I never posted my meat stick here, but I did go on a date with a girl here. It went fine but I didn't sleep with her cause I'm an idiot who can't take a clue.
>>34640839not only here, everywhere. under even. :c
>>34644911>NSA fucking data mining me and he dropped my exes nudessounds schizo
>>34640839I post my cock to get gay attention.
>>34640839I post my cock cause it makes loser jealous
>>34641676YOU WILL NEVER BE A FUCKING WOMAN
>>34640839women aren't capable of self gratification or sexual arousal like men are, they aren't going to beat off over a picture of a cock
>>34644996No. I'm not schizo. I know what these people do, I know what my exes look like. They did it twice over the last four years. It's not funny either. Straight up totalitarian shit. That's why I tell people on /b/ to shut the fuck up. Those secrets threads are there to data mine. It's informants and intelligence services gathering information about you to use against you later. That's all they are.
>>34642346ok cryo
>>34645253Killed any cats today?
>>34645252uh huh I see, and are these data miners in the room with us right now?
