>>34653867
>ASL
27/M/UK
Height: 181.5cm
Body type: Decently fit
Relationship History: Kissless, handholdless, virgin
>About you
I like reading scifi and fantasy, manga/anime, board games and strategy games, card games like pokemon, worldbuilding and lore deep dives, history documentaries and podcasts, coding or tinkering with software and small projects, building and modding PCs, exploring tech forums and online communities, alternate history, philosophy and thought experiments, language learning, mapping projects and geography, niche YouTube essays and deep dives, data analysis and statistics for fun, retro video games, mechanical keyboards, model kits and miniatures, puzzle solving and logic games, astronomy and stargazing, robotics and electronics tinkering, collecting rare or obscure books, watching cult films and anime, learning about mythology and folklore, experimenting with AI and machine learning tools, cosplay and fan conventions, VR experiences and simulations, writing fanfiction or original stories, practicing creative writing exercises, and exploring virtual worlds or roleplaying communities.
>Looking for
A girl to have a great first romance with, hopefully leading to marriage
>Not looking for
Men, trans, single mothers
>Contact information
Discord: finalfantasyfive

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38 North West England

Seeking petite woman for casual fun and see where it goes.

tele: willowed7247

pic related

>>34653953
Get off 4chan you old fart
No-one wants your disgusting weird smelly cock

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>>34653964

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>ASL
20/m/manc
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
lonely spic boy from manchester slightly autistic, like wrestling and lifting very athletic tard, i luv history and reading (currently reading brothers karamazov) and spending alot of time in the woods and tcc
>Looking for
anyone cool i need friends, i wanna start leaving my house more, i travel to london and birmigham alot so if u have anything cool to invite me to i might come, play games wit me !
>Not looking for
weird old men too many people have dm'd me trying to sissify me leave me aloneeee
>Contact information
asurax10 on disc

25/m/near newcastle

>looking for
a young woman approximately 19-20 years old, who can play drums and is familiar with the death in june discography

>not looking for
joey jordison

>about me
northerner

slacker80@proton.me
discord: sad_ember

>>34653964
I apologise, I was just tired of seeing dicks on this board
Everyone is welcome in this cess pit

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>ASL
32/M/Leicester

>Looking for
Right wing FtM, femboys, feminine guys, even submissive regular guys. I'm mentally ill. I have no friends and don't want any, I'm looking for 1 person to be everything to me. I want someone as obsessive and co depedent as I am, nothing is "too much". In return, I will be there for you no matter what. I don't care how pathetic or worthless you think you are or how little you bring to the table, all I need is you and your obsession. I'm normal enough outside of that though. Please be 30+ or close to it, no one in their early 20's or younger.

I'm 6ft, fat, hairy, maculine, blue eyes, white.

>Not looking for
Vaginas

>Interests
Video games, cooking, history, anime, movies, watching stuff together, VCing.

>Discord
solxsolxsol

>asl
29/M/Bristol/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic
>tag
Captain0ppai

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London M 29 doing cock tribs to your requests

I keep everything private just here for fun

Pic attached as example

Kik: fun_in_the_sun14

>ASL
35/M/EU
>about you
Just an ordinary anon who struggles to accept the fact I have no one irl or online friends.
By true friend I mean someone who I can rely on when I need someone to talk to, or at least someone that has me in their mind and that wants to check up on me from time to time - this obviously goes both ways and its something I want to reciprocate.
Its hard to make friends post 30 as it is, and the more time goes by i wonder if its even realistically possible to still find true friends at this stage in life.
>interests/hobbies
Cars and motorsport, electronic music, movies, cooking, history, geo-politics, science, sci-fi, books.
Im also into swimming and mountain biking as im trying to get back in shape.
Recently ive been hit with a nostalgia wave, so I found myself giving some old anime shows a try - watched Evangalion and Cowbow Bebop for the first time and was blown away by how amazing these shows are each in their own right.
Im not a huge anime fan but I do appreciate it as a form of art/media, so im interested to find someone to talk about the topic and get your recommendation for what to watch next.
>looking for
Prefer people located in the EU/UK but anyone outside of that are welcome to add me as long as you are ok with the time difference.
Im looking online friend i can talk with on a daily basis and be open about any subject, without the fear of being judged - someone with whom I can try to escape reality, even for a short while.
We can share our interests, daily life struggles, past stories, hopes for the future, talk about current events or just rant to each other.
Im genuinely open to any topic/idea you have in mind so as long as we can have a respectful conversation like two adults that dont have to necessarily agree with each other.
>not looking for
Friend collectors who add and never respond, sellers and most importantly, people who cant hold a conversation.
>contact
void_voyager86

37/m/West Yorkshire - kik jcpackard

I want to meet a guy who'll come to my house, preferably bi curious same as me but who cares. I wanna try sucking dick, I wanna play around with some cock and maybe get my ass fucked. Basically if you're wanting to experiment too, add me. Added bonus is my low self esteem so you're the boss.

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

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made a brand new server for people with mental illness (mainly eating disorders, be warned)
to come and find friendship and community. i got sick of joining servers with already
established friendship groups so, come join our brand new server ! was made today so were all new lol.
dont join if ur in recovery, were not recovery friendly. 16+.

+˚⊹ ᓚ( ^. .^)

https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA
https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA
https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA

>>34658059
>16+
this place is waiting to be groomed in

Any UK based servers? I don't like posting my @ but I'm looking for more UK friends.
I typically have better luck on servers than adding people off threads these days.

20s/f/UK
Hoping to do more travelling this year, I've got lots of crafty hobbies, love gaming and live music, Linux, learning, being silly, I can get along with most people that are nice. I'm quite laid back and comfy maxed myself.

Post server invites or your @ with something abt yourself if you want

>>34660011
@hadesg22
If you're looking for some company / attention feel free to hmu I'm open to just chatting or more or whatever you want.
M, 22, UK
I'm a massive nerd, especially for sci-fi film & TV but generally nerdy about a LOT of things will happily talk about anything., generally very chill slightly weird laid back person.

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>ASL
M, 22, UK

>About You
If you want all the praise & love then seek no further.
As stated above. I'm a massive nerd. I am into a lotta things desu, film & TV, video games, skateboarding, music, history and more
Generally very chill slightly weird laid back person
Women, femboys, tgirls are welcome to hmu!

>Looking for
Open to most things, prefer more nsfw chats but happy to indulge

>No looking for
No cis men, at least be passing / put effort into passing if you're a femboy, no dead chats / dry texters be interesting at least

>Discord
hadesg22

>>34660011
20s m uk
discord: utter88

also part of an international server that is pretty active and artsy

37 m uk
Looking for your stories, fantasies and confessions. Let's talk about them, no judgement or sharing.
Or if you want to share your irls and tell me about your irls. I do like a mombod, bbw, bouns for lactation or north west.

Femanons also welcome.

Jubsjugs

>>34660011
30/m/uk
Always doen to make new friends
I love music and gaming, animals and nature and I'm a bit of a history buff
@babanoog

>>34660011
@savemefromtheseangloidgirls

M4F
Uk 28
Looking for women to chat too maybe fuck who knows
Not much more to add desu
If ur male im open to chat about whatever but im not gay tho
Sc Holyterra69

London bi m interested in sharing gf and gooning and porn. Telegram cmongetuppp

32 M Gloucester

Looking for casual hook ups, impregnating, what ever your kink is, let's have fun.

Kik: Riceyboy93
Telegram: ixxy93

35, M, Near Leicester

Movies, books, games vegan food (Health reasons, I'm not that good a guy.)

>Looking for
Recent breakup after 2x relationships covering my last 10 years. I need help working out if I miss my relationship/ex or I'm just attention starved or horny - I've had the "willing to do ajytjing" experience and worry I've been spoilt and peaked.
Am IRL daddy with matching body if that changes things

>Not looking for
Men or pointless discussions.
>Contact information
Currently have nothing, so advise what's best

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25 m London
Bicurious submissive

kik ess16q

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26 m UK. Can someone make cum tribs/edits/of my indian gf? Bonus if you have/seen more pics of her. pic is her. Kik is laurentsimone.

Her erome is -

https://www.erome.com/TheBeans

Bbw looking some pic swap kik me flowersopocn88

hi im 19,m and south asian looking for other south asians. pls reply w ur age and gender if ur south asian and wanna be friends or smt and ill reply w my dc, thanks.

22 m
need a hole to cum in. doubt i can meet a girl from soc so i’ll settle with a femboy or twink. dont be old or hairy. 16+. drop ur discord or email if ur interested

any girls or troons in south wales

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most of us are from the uk in here sooo, made a brand new server for people with mental illness (mainly eating disorders, be warned)
to come and find friendship and community. i got sick of joining servers with already
established friendship groups so, come join our brand new server ! was made today so were all new lol.
dont join if ur in recovery, were not recovery friendly. 16+.

+˚⊹ ᓚ( ^. .^)

https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA
https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA
https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA

42 M UK Leicester
Older white guy, dominant type. Interested in most power dynamics. I have a open mind love to try new things and experiences Hoping to find new friends and other weirdos. I'm a massive nerd, especially for sci-fi film & TV but generally nerdy about a LOT of things like Warhammer heros and anime will happily talk about anything. generally very chill slightly weird laid back person.

Kinks: ageplay, public play, assjobs, exhibitionism, slutty outfits, swimwear, cumplay, rough oral, rough sex, gangbangs, free use, multiple penetrations, pregnant, watersports


Kik: NimrodNyx
Telegram: @NimrodNyx
Teleguard: SKLDHMYBY

>ASL
35/M/UK

>About Me
5'10", Black, Dad-Bodded, Typical Leo from East London. Barman, super blerd (black nerd), gamer... Hedonistic Sadistic Primal Daddy Dom with over a decade's worth of experience in Kink, a long list of delightful filthy Fetishes and a borderline animalistic insatiable lust for plus size submissive women

>Looking For
A Cis-F submissive into the freakier things in life, isn't afraid to show it and who enjoys the downtime and the "playtime". Bonus points if you're in the same timezone as me, nerdy like me and plus size or at least curvy

>Not Looking For
Guys, Trans, Sellers, Cucks, Dommes, Traders, Time-Wasters

>Kinks/Fetishes
DDLG, Degradation, Humiliation, CNC, Corruption, Pred/Prey, Intox Play, Choking, Gagging, Somnophilia, Petplay, Bondage, Orgasm Denial, Hidden Public, Slapping, Being Worshipped, TPE, Misogyny Kink, Rules, Routine, Clothing Control, Body Writing, Oral, Pain, Edging, Mantra, Humping, Nipple/Clit Play, Tit Play, Spanking, Forced Orgasms, Pee, Anal, Breeding and more...

>Contacts
Discord: drkskndmnkng
Tele/Snap: drkskndmnkng90
Kik: DarkSkinDemonKing

>>34671814
I'm from East London, by the way

>>34671949
hung arab*, london

>>34671956
hung on rag

>>34673071
Hung on rabbi

>A/S/L
36/M/Hall Green, Birmingham
>About me
5'8, White, Professional Software Engineer. I am hitting the gym, cooking at home.
>Looking for
Female company, friends, dates, gym buddy etc. Open to all sorts in that respect.
>Not looking for
One word answerers, Entitled people.
>Contact information
Kik: MasonJarChair

>>34654115
Oy your a handsome boy drop off the long hair and get yourself nice cut I promise a lot of girls will be coming, from a female

Know I shouldn’t be doing this but I’m horny for my friends girlfriend. Would love a chat over her if anyone’s interested. She’s Irish and unreal.

Kik pinkskies999

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18 M Scotland
femboy faggot
send me rape/death threats, bonus if you live in Scotland too :3
no porn trades or shit like that
telegram: gapingmaw

27/F/England

> Interests & hobbies:
Road cycling and generally keeping active, knitting (badly but enthusiastically), vinyl, movie soundtracks, video games, and random DIY projects that may or may not get finished. I've been off work for a while and have plenty of spare time.

> Looking for:
Chill, SFW chats with easygoing people. Happy to talk about everyday stuff, hobbies, music, films, or whatever’s on your mind. Nothing intense. I’m a normie, but I like coming here to see if I can make a friend. Also, someone consistent who will make an effort to chat and keep in touch.

> Not looking for:
Creepiness or anything NSFW.

> Contact:
Discord: knitandnatter

>34653867
28/M/midlands
Just looking for soemone who knows what it was like to be abused when they were younger. Having a really rough time recently just surviving with the shit thats in my head day after day :/ Looking to vent or just discuss openly without any judgement with other people who know how fucked up life can get when that part of you is taken by someone else for their own means. Idealy prefer to talk to F but I'll chat to an M too idm maybe we can help eachother? I've had therapy for the whole of last year but it didnt help any, maybe it can help you what I learnt, idk. Just want someone who i can confide in about this stuff :/
Disc: Elliot740

If u Londoner and u want to chat about Tinder sluts we fucked dm me. Telegram joe99444

Anon99991111 kik

American sub looking for some huge british cock. Turn me into your cock slave as i send you porn to jerk off to and worship your big mighty cock. I can make anyone bust, i swear it. Msg a pic of ur cock for a fast reply.

>ASL
19M Scotland

>Info
To cut a long story short I’ve had 0 luck with women thanks to an insecurity of mine (my size). I have no issue talking and hanging around with women but as soon as it starts going in the sexual direction I distance myself and kind of ghost them. Most I have done is hand holding and squeezing boobs, funnily enough the farthest I’ve went before backing out was with a milf I met in a pub while drunk.

>Looking for
Only looking for F, no males of any kind. Pretty much looking to chat and maybe in the future a little more so for that reason Scotland residents preferred. As for age 18+ and I’m not opposed to a milf desu I’d prefer a milf.

>Contact
I know telegram isn’t favourable but we can move to Snapchat or discord once we get to know each other a little.

Tg - CakeFlavouredCake

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ASL
M, 22, UK

>About You
Nerdy, bored and horny, certified gooner.
If you want all the praise & love then seek no further.
Born and bred British, massive nerdy especially for sci-fi film & TV but generally nerdy about a LOT of things will happily talk about anything.
Huge gamer (PC) love me some strategy games or a good old gripping story.
Very open and chill, looking for more nsfw though
Women, femboys, tgirls welcome to hmu

>Looking for
Namely NSFW chats n shit, fellow gooners / goonettes, women, femboys, tgirls

>Not looking for
NO CIS MEN, be mildly interesting / put effort into chats

>Discord
hadesg22

m25 cardiff . down for anything. RP, sharing pics, rating, anything else. Love to goon with someone for the day. have the house to myself. Also have some pics of me dressed up in my gfs clothes im happy to share.

Have talked with some guys on here before but had to nuke my old discords because she wanted to go through my pc.

Discord: weemies

>ASL
40/m/Somerset
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Movies, porn, voy, creeps, being pervy
>Looking for
A similar local perv to chat with long term. M or F
>Contact information
Teleguard: NE36SGMJN

>>34664200
Very nice butt

M-30+-UK Leicestershire

6'3 chubby older white daddy/bull bull with a depraved mind and the power kink looking chat with others people around my age who enjoy chat and long term conversations. Kinks: public play, exhibitionism, swimwear, muscle girls, cumplay, rough sex, nudism, gangbangs, free use, pregnant, watersports, breeding, Trying to lead more into my sadistic dominant side can be a bit difficult with my kind and quiet nature.

Kik: NimrodNyx
Telegram: @NimrodNyx
Teleguard: SKLDHMYBY

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

>ASL
19M Scotland

>Info
To cut a long story short I’ve had 0 luck with women thanks to an insecurity of mine (my size). I have no issue talking and hanging around with women but as soon as it starts going in the sexual direction I distance myself and kind of ghost them. Most I have done is hand holding and squeezing boobs, funnily enough the farthest I’ve went before backing out was with a milf I met in a pub while drunk.

>Looking for
Only looking for F, no males of any kind. Pretty much looking to chat and maybe in the future a little more so for that reason Scotland residents preferred. As for age 18+ and I’m not opposed to a milf desu I’d prefer a milf.

>Contact
I know telegram isn’t favourable but we can move to Snapchat or discord once we get to know each other a little.

Tg - CakeFlavouredCake

>>34680472
You ain't gonna find women here nigga. You're 19, you in uni? It's free in Scotland, right? Just go do a course you think will have cute girls on it.

18 f uk

Looking for gooners to meet up irl to goon and possibly take my V

Message me “UK” if you’re interested

18 f uk

Looking for gooners to meet up irl to goon and possibly take my V

Message me “UK” if you’re interested

VR7TFPQRL

>>34680938
catfish

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Anyone have more GG from London?

HMU

LQZNS6S4N

>>34678908
Bump, am around and really would fancy a chat or whatever else you fancy <3

>>34678860
bumppp

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>ASL -
F / 23 / Domme / Croydon

>Contacts -
Kik : GoddessofloveDiane
Telegram : @ALexxxx241

>Looking For
Seeking for a determined hopeless kinky submissive nerd guy living in UK or US that willing to Relocate/Conduct online long term ownership basis. Doesnt matter if you're inexperience as long as you're trainable and obedient. dont be shy to reach and tell something interesting about yourself.

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>ASL
32/M/Midlands

>Looking for
Submissive and/or feminine guys for irl meetups. I'm 6ft, fat, hairy, maculine, blue eyes, white.

>Not looking for
Women

>Discord
solxsolxsol

Anyone in UK interested in streetwalkers or trying to pick up homeless/begging girls? TG UCBV7PUWB

26 M Stroud

Looking to make some friends with people local or around Gloucestershire, recently moved here from near Bristol and don't know anyone.

I'm into music, like jamming and going to gigs, 420 friendly, sometimes play games on Steam but not so much anymore.

Telegram: michaelsamsung

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>asl
23/m/england
>about you
i am an incel but a nice kind one that is not hateful towards foids, i am just a guy. i like many video games my favourites are undertale and crosscode and any zelda game. i also like to play pool and i want to play snooker when i am good enough.
>looking for
people to play roblox/ow2/val/hytale with.
>not looking for
people trying to "fix" me, i am just a guy. people who will not play roblox or ow2 or val or hytale with me

for crying out loud i forgot my freaking discord.
>contact
breadeeda

>ASL
19m UK
>About you
cute palestinian twink looking for British patriots to colonise my hole! I'm desperately into fit racist guys, the worse the better
>Contact info
Disc: pebblite
SC: adam88104
Tg: hedcjt

>>34660011
>>34660011
Ma. 64yo near Norwich Uk. Looking for f to chat with. Impossible to find Fs in 5ps orv60s. My TG is Martin Coombs

>>34680897
Very happy to chat. And help out (sexually experienced?. Outside Norwich. Telegram is Martin Coombs

>ASL
29 m south england - gay bottom

>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
5'8, smooth body, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim build. I work full time in marketing.

High sex drive, can be submissive.

Hobbies include politics, history, reading, travelling, going to pubs/bars sometimes, watching tv, etc.

>Looking for
Ideally a relationship with a top, white, guy who is looking for something long term.

Bonus points for guys who are dominant, nerdy and/or right wing. Also into furries.

>Not looking for
Bottoms, people outside the UK,

>Contact information
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96

20, femboy, London

interests: extreme metal (genres like funeral doom, drone, DSBM, etc.), various other sorts of music (20th century modernism, Wagner, grunge, etc.), playing in bands and writing music, ASCII games like Dwarf Fortress and dNetHack, pure mathematics, mathematical logic, physics, 20th century literature, modern art, craft beer

looking for: girls in London or nearby who like getting drunk, despairing, and staring at the ceiling

not looking for: guys or anyone too far away / unwilling to meet, manipulative types

discord: mariecachet

Any London or Hertfordshire beaded pervs on line hit me up if you have fucked a chick called Phoebe or Paris at all??

R3A7CS7D7

attracted to black girls. There's none where I live. GIVE THEM TO ME. Big thick thighs, thick asses, big delicious lips, wide eyes. They're so sexy. I went with just one and I can never go back to white girls.
They're attitudes are more down to earth too and they tend to be real cool,sexual, feminine and fun. I need one

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>ASL
30/M/Hereford

>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Tech nerd
Gamer
Music (Gabber, 80s/90s rock and pop, some hip-hop)
Pic is my collie Tommy
Outdoor walks Nightime walks, nature walks)
Cooking
Movies

>Looking for
Would like to chat to some some femanons or someone I could potentially meet in real life. Want some actual real life friends.

>Not looking for
Weird gay shit

>Contact information
Discord: powelljackd

>>34671956
>>34671949
go back

>>34653867
43m
looking for 18 - 25 female that is willing to start a family, claim as many benefots as possible, maybe have two children and both claim to be single parents, get a house each, rent one out and live in one, i go to work as well and we just rinse as much as we can whilst raising a loving White family.

you dont have to be a 10/10 but you do have to have a slim/avg body

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>ASL
33 m Manchester

>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Walks around the city, hiking, travelling, swimming, gym, cooking and watching TV Shows.

>Looking for
I'm looking for a sub princesses(f) to have fun with inside and outside the bedroom.
My kinks includes orgasm control, cock worship, edging, teasing, breath play, choking, impact, ass play, facefucking, bondage

>Not looking for
I'm not looking for: Male

>Contact info
Disc: wazedi

>ASL
33 M SW England
>About you
Fit, slim, 6 ft tall "cute" guy, married but very bored/unhappy in the bedroom. The wife is not open to more people or doing kinky shit/dressing up. The relationship is perfect in every other way, so all I need is an outlet/chance to explore/experience new people and sexy things.
I'm your average, well presented and polite guy day-to-day so no-one would think I'm into such depravation.
>Looking for
Females, couples and wingmen to discreetly hook me up with these situations/people/toys/kink.
Would consider people going undercover as my "work colleagues" that invite me out for drinks etc. You get the idea.
>Not looking for
Single guys looking to get pics of me, timewasters
>Contact info
Tallredbvll12@gmail.com

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>ASL
30/M/West Midlands

>Gaming
Into games, retro games, modding, have a Steam account, have a RetroAchievements account. If you want my Steam just ask for it.
XGRA and Def-Jam Fight for New York are two of my favourite PS2 games.

>Movies
Like old obscure movies, 35mm print releases, trying to find a decent 35mm release of Terminator 2, wouldn't mind watching some grindhouse flicks with someone, like old comedies, Office Space, Ben Stiller rom-coms. movies between the 70s and early 2000s is my sweet spot.

>TV
Been watching Dexter recently, it's OK, better than I thought. Rewatching old South episodes. Monkey Dust is a good old obscure BBC show. Futurama fan.

>Music
Currently listening to Indeep - Last Night a DJ Saved My Life. Like old music, rock, bit of hip-hop, 80s and 90s stuff. Been fan of Gabber (Thunderdome, Masters of Hardcore, Mokum). Also like old yuppie music.

>Bit more about me
Bit of a loner now in my age, all my mates have moved on and have families n shit so I don't really talk to them anymore.
No girlfriend, my last real love unfortunately passed away.
I have a Border Collie called Tommy, I love him to bits but he's in his old age now.
Family I'm not really close to, mum passed, dad not really interested so I dont put the effort in anymore.
Love nature, just love sitting outdoors in the rain or snow or sun.
I live close to the countryside so it's easy for me to bugger off into the woods.
I like spending my time with someone and ideally would like to meet more people in real life.
Tech nerd, I work in IT so I have to be around it all the time.

>You
Just don't be weird or anything and we'll get on well.
Hopefully we can be good friends and get to know each other properly.

Discord:
powelljackd

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>ASL
30/M/London

>About/Hobbies
Normie leaning guy. Lefty but not overtly political. Would rather just talk to each other than write an exposay. Music esp. seeing stuff live, self improvement, Art, dabble in film, some video games, travel

>Looking For
People to DM with about things other than just hobbies and media on a somewhat regular basis. I tend to initiate conversation.
People who I can meet up with maybe, London would be ideal but I've hung out with people from all over.

>Not Looking For
Incels, /pol/, doomer pity parties, constant negativity, server invites, teenagers

>Tag
harmonica_

>>34668141
get out my country rajesh

>>34653867
18 m london bi
skinny

london nsfw meets please

dc 9to5hater

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>>34697781
im thirsty for meets

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CUTE UK PPL ONLY

https://discord.gg/95QmXcez

>ASL
31/F/London
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
I like to seem pretentious but really I love 90 day fiance
>Looking for
People to have some voice chats with, friends
>Not looking for
I don't really fancy seeing your penis :)
>Contact information
Discord: thisismysnakeskinjacket

If you have some st0len nudes of girls you know irl, or if you know a girl who does OF in secret, i got some free services i can offer you. HMU.

joemama009246

25f uk feedee looking for a mean and sadistic Master/Mistress.

Kinks include: denial, edging, cutting, pain play, forced feeding, total control

Telegram:@daximillion
Discord: Scar1904

Also love being fed videos/pics that keep me horny and gooning all day.

Mainly hoping to find someone I can meet up with or visit for a few days/weeks every now and then. I'm happy to travel and will let you use me however you'd like x

28 m uk
Bored at work with 2 hours left to go.
Come keep me busy, up for anything
Kik is dt753752

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Big fat dick str8 but curious guy here. Looking for anyone except masc/hairy men.

Kik: kyro.tn9

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picrel

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>>34690502
Hey, what's your disc? I love undertale as well and would like to play ow2 with you

I'm fatchouli99 on disc if you want me :D

Know I shouldn’t be doing this but I’m horny for a girl I used to teach. Would love a chat over her if anyone’s interested. She’s Irish and unreal.

Kik pinkskies999

>ASL
23 M North West / Cumbria

>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
6'2, Enjoy bass music, fantasy books and psychedelics

>Looking for
Someone to get fucked up with, maybe get our groove on, willing to travel pmuch anywhere in cumbria or to leeds or maybe even further depending

>Not looking for
Old men, ghosts or people who flake out without saying anything

>Contact information
disc: physiologically
snap: tt17850

28 M Scotland
Horny as fuck, looking to cum will be on pretty much all day tomorrow
Kik-heatburner01
Snap-robheat26
TG-JFVZYTBRV

Looking for anyone with good uni stories about sluts or crazy stuff. Mainly Herts, wolves, Bucks and London unis

Can anyone make fakes/ai edits of my irls and maybe some fun captions as well feel free come and chat too

LNDG88HFJ

LNDG88HFJ

m24 irish, im addicted to sharing my sister with big cocks, pls help me quit, need therapist

trulyDumbIdiot

>39 going on 16/M/NW
>no hobbies or interests
>looking for nothing
>not looking for anything
discord: nico_hey

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>ASL
32/M/UK

>Looking for
Feminine guys/trans for irl meetups. Rough, CNC, bullying, degradation, humiliation, cumdump, breeding, piss, breathplay.

I'm 6ft, fat, hairy, masculine, blue eyes, white.,

>Not looking for
Anyone not serious about meeting up.

>Discord
solxsolxsol

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Uk M 40 looking to chat with others. Tell me what u think or let me rate, lets have some fun.
Kik 420highlife69
Tg @toasted69

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F M F MF M F M
disc ppfriday
building websites
chat gpt is helpingme learn c and malloc and c arrays to embed images into binaries for my products

Anyone from Enfield, have any good slut stories hit me up

SL2Z9XGFJ

Horny 36 M wanting to stroke over IRL UK sluts

T3KMR5WA6

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>ASL
21/MtF/UK
>About me
I'm interested in biology, history, cooking, languages and drawing. I collect flags, models, anime figures and guns. I do cosplay too. I've been into feminine stuff for a long time but I started transitioning a bit more recently.
>Looking for
Anyone to talk to, who shares interests or not. I'll talk about basically anything.
>Not looking for
Retards
>Contact information
Discord: berlinheroes45

Stab in the dark but hey I think it's worth a try

>ASL
25/M/East Midlands

>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Uk-born Pakistani Exmuslim. I'm into all sorts really, got random various interests that keep me going. I like movies/tv, reading, football, gaming, interior design/aesthetics, esotericism, fitness and cooking

>Looking for
Exmuslim women who are also looking for a relationship. Someone to build a life and grow with. I'm still not out to my family but I'd really prefer to do that with someone by my side rather than alone.

>Not looking for
Anyone unserious, ghosters

>Contact information
kik:Pi314mmm

>>34653953

Bumping.

Hoping to find a cute little cum slut one of these days.

34m American guy in the UK. Really looking for a British hot wife, or just a British slut on the side to have some fun with. Experienced bull, fit, down to chat at Kik Thicckkwifey

>ASL
33/M/South east

>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Concerts, music, festivals, drugs

>Looking for
Mentally unstable girls who crave toxic relationships/abuse/fucked up shit

>Contact information
kik steve_b111
teleguard 7RWMBQ8N5
TG 7RWMBQ8N5

20 Femboy uk

Looking for owner that plays same video games as me

About me: im paige. Im 6ft0 brown medium hair that I want to grow out more. Average body type not quite slim.i get told I have nice legs and bum.
I am not enjoying life at all. Im very much struggling to have hope. Due to this I will most likley become a clingy mess very early.
video games is my main hobby i sometimes.like to go on walks but thats more in spring and summer. Im.a complete looser and I really need an owner that can help me a better femboy for them.

Video games I play: league of legends, valorant, runescape, siege x, I also like aome single player like Mario and zelda oot.

Prefrences: 30+ preferred not needed. Must play some of the games I play or aomyhing free to play we can to together. Prefer men that are controlling and know what they are doing so experience prefered

Kinks and ideas I like: controlled, degrading, online exposure, online humiliation, slight outfit control, some pain, breathplay and some blackmail

Please when you add me wrote an introduction message with asl, games you play, previous experience, maybe a favourite moment when owning someone and a few kinks.

If you do not do thst I'll assume you didnt read for are not serious.

Discord: kittenkisses15

22 mid m
Does anyone fem wanna fuck or get dominos in the south of west london?

Discord: _potato_shark

>ASL
29 m south england - gay bottom

>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
5'8, smooth body, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim build. I work full time in marketing.

High sex drive, can be submissive.

Hobbies include politics, history, reading, travelling, going to pubs/bars sometimes, watching tv, etc.

>Looking for
Ideally a relationship with a top, white, guy who is looking for something long term.

Bonus points for guys who are dominant, nerdy and/or right wing. Also into furries.

>Not looking for
Bottoms, people outside the UK,

>Contact information
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96

Anyone from Enfield north London area about hit me up???

GKFBJ5CRG

>>34714309
because you're fucking ancient?

Next thread needs to be SFW
These coomers need to expire

Kik jaqb88 West Yorkshire 37/m wanting anon suck off

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>pay for requests femanons
>anons bumping their post when they're clearly not interesting
>totally real 18 f uk femanons
>same anons posting for weeks on end multiple times in the same thread and throughout the board ignoring the subject of the thread
>Teleguard
>barely any femboys
>ASL England in a UK thread
This board has fallen so far, there were so many interesting, hot or at least approachable anons here not even two years ago, 151 posts and maybe one or two anons actually worth messaging.
Jesus Christ this is so shit. I beg this changes course. What the fuck happened.

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>ASL
29 M Bournemouth, England
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
6'2" blue eyes, slim/athletic physique, hung. (I'm chad) I like wild camping, walking, reading and I do BJJ.
>Looking for
Girl for dates, sex, relationship
>Not looking for
Men
>Contact information
Kik: Mark_fakename_hooper

>>34680897
Telegram: ixxy93

kik fusionmylf

Essex uk

Showing off my big titty mum. Tell me how close you are in first message

>>34653867
>>ASL
32m london
>>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
books:
mostly non fiction, with classic non-fics here and there when i can spare the time; would like to read more murakami and /lit/ recos
films:
current fav director is bi gan
strong interest in asian cinema
slowly going through catalogue of western cinema classics to see whats up
obaa is my film of the year 2025
music:
variety, rock, jazz, classical, conscious rap (i guess)
currently listening to russian christian choir music with emphasis on basso profundos (reminds me of my choir days)

i workout and run regularly, used to box but still keep up with news
>>Looking for
just chatting, really
teach me your normie ways, maybe
prefer chat over voice
discord server would be ideal so less pressure to be 24/7
>>Not looking for
nsfw
>>Contact information
discord: leftovermann

>>34715183
yea about sums it up really. think it's all the hoops you have to jump through to post now

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19 Femboy UK
>About you
I like voice calling and playing games.
I'm 5'5 thin & feminine looking. Being a dog or cat is kind of fun.
>Looking for
I like meaner men and I'd like to form a relationship with you if we like each other.

>Discord
heart4bees

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22m femboy, Ldn
>About, Likes
I’m a student into classics, military history, handheld games consoles? Wearing girly clothes..?
>Looking for
I’m a bicurious 6’3 switch with a nice ass and long legs, looking for another bicurious within the same age range to cuddle with and dote on occasionally :3
>Not looking for
Anything masc-presenting
>Contact info
Discord: hannabu_62328
Kik: My username is 'hhaunebu'
(Discord is preferred)

>>34721414
no its because half the posters here are gay femboy faggots or faggot lovers including the poster ur responding to, why would english women come to this thread when half of you are gay? maybe stop being so fucking gay and women will start posting again

>>34656904
Time waster, dude wants someone "obsessed" with him but can't handle someone being obsessed with him.
Also doesn't have a job and lives with his uncle, small penis too.

>>34722683
Do you get genuinely obsessed? It's hard to find anyone who both wants to obsess, and be obsessed over.

>>34722701
I can be yea, especially since i was genuinely starting to consider leaving the US and being this dudes pet fagslave thing. Just annoying a grown man cant be about his word.

>About me

23M

New to /soc/

I'm starting to get bored of simply porn and am craving a connection and to have someone to talk about it to without it being taboo or uncomfortable. I want to have a naughty chat with a girl without expectations and holding up appearances from either side.

My hobbies/interests: video games, manga/anime, DIY, woodworking, tech and computers.

>Looking for

I'd love to chat and get to know each other a little, but also to chat about kinks and preferences/fantasies, roleplay scenarios, play some dirty games (would you rather, truth or dare, etc.) and chat about porn. I'm also open to any ideas or suggestions.

I'd also like to chat about SFW things too like hobbies, interests, or even small things like how our days were. I also mainly play story based RPGs, with some of my favourites being Nier: Automata, Yakuza, RDR2, God of War, and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. I really like jrpgs and enjoy the persona series.

But if you're only interested in NSFW that's perfectly fine too

>Not looking for
Guys, trannies, kids, sellers, cheaters (idc if you're in an open relationship), cucks,

>Kinks/Limits

I'd say my kinks are Outfit control, risky sex, clothed sex, free use, teasing and denial, praise, aftercare, voyeurism.

Limits would be gore, scat, pain, rim, rape, cuck, etc.

Yh ik I'm vanilla for here no need to point it out again

>Contact info

Teleguard: DMLQDTYND

Any other platforms DM me first and I'll add you

>ASL

22 female bongland

>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)

To get the cringe shit out of the way; I’m a neet with chronic depression and ptsd who’s living fucking horrifically right now. I have no family and was originally going to post looking for someone to help encourage me to do better in life eg. cleaning more, working out more, reading more etc.

That being said, I used to come here years ago and if the userbase is the same I doubt I’d find anyone that would be up for this without anything sexual in return SO I thought maybe there are other people out there struggling in the same or similar ways that would want to chat and encourage each other

>Not looking for

Anything romantic or sexual

>Contact information

Kik

TimeToBeBetter

>>34726685
i could fix her, bruv......

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>ASL
19, M, London/East Anglia
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
6'3, 87kg, on a gap year i play rugby, grand strategy map games, and post my nudes on reddit, actually quite proud of this i've got several dick pics over 1k upvotes. i'm quite attractive physically but i never went to parties etc, i got enough stimulation from posting online XD
>Looking for
F near enough my age, although i really don't care about age, someone to film with i suppose.. more broadly just someone who has similar experiences to me that I can talk to about this side of my life.. i mean, i can't really tell anyone irl
>Not looking for
Men? i mean please don't message me if you're trying to suck my cock or something because believe me, in my like 500+ DM requests i've seen it all
>Contact information
u/Unhappy-Dog214 on reddit
@iplayrugby on telegram too

>ASL
34 M SE
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Apart from abuse, music, gigs, festivals, drugs
>Looking for
Broken little cunts to abuse and push into ruining themselves and use for my entertainment
>Not looking for
Anything healthy
>Contact information
kik steve_b111
TG 7RWMBQ8N5

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Shot in the dark

I'm a 29 year old man, living in Britain, specifically Wales

I like going outside, walking and exploring new places, but I also enjoy spending time indoors, playing videogames and reading

I like people who look after themselves, are interesting and are looking to always be improving themselves/looking for new experiences, Shared interests are nice, however not the most important, it just means you can share your stuff and I can share mine and we both get a kick out of talking about what we enjoy

Physically, I'm slim, average height

If you're interested, add my discord and DM me where you're coming from, and lets see what happens

Picture is North Wales I worked around, is pretty

Discord : panchothe2nd

Trying again because I didn't find what I was looking for, some nice people though

35m
Fit, tall, handsome, hung, white

Available to train/mentor a sub/slave
I'm American. I travel to the UK sometimes. I have the means to relocate you if that's what you're looking for. Online is okay too.

Telegram: Globaltraveler5
Discord: globaltraveler_

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20 mtf uk
ugly tranny dogmoder student. looking for music adjacent people or other troons to hangout n go to concerts with but anyone can say hi
i like playing my guitar, history, classics, wetherspoons, fighting games (im shit), guns, and metal gear. my favourite movie of all time is trainspotting and i really wanna get into clay pigeon shooting
disc: willowjak

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M/32/UK
Fat, white, blue eyes, masculine, 6ft, intelligent, caring, introvert.

What I'm looking for and what I offer:
>Fast replies
>Talking for hours every day
>Instant obsession
>No other friends to distract each other
>Serious commitment
>Sincerity, honesty, love
"But that's unreasonable", ok so don't add me. Like for real, don't add me if you can't tick all these boxes. I'm attracted to anyone who can fulfill these requirements. I'd rather be alone than accept anything less than this. Anything less is torture for me.

Discord: solxsolxsol

UK North ldn 8inch bbc looking for feminine twinks femboys and ts no hairy or old. know how to submit and please a bbc. telegram @datgldn

>>34714044
from enfield 8 inch bbc here into receiving head from feminine guys ts and girls hit me up If interested

>>34721658
you have telegram add me @datgldn 8 inch bbc uk

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>ASL
32/M/Norf
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Friendless, short, fat, ugly, stoner. Interested in animals, history, old anime, sci-fi and horror movies, documentaries (especially nature docs) and general schizo youtube shit. I'm currently a NEET but haven't always been.
>Looking for
A woman. Someone to build a real connection, someone who is seeking the same. Ideally someone like me (but not required): not very sociable and lacking social skills, self esteem issues etc. I'm down to help each other improve or just rot together.
>Not looking for
Men, rainbow flag people, timewasters, ghosts, underage, gooners, friend collectors or sellers.
>Contact information
disc: sisyphus7253

23M Sheffield but born south

girls near ^^ add me im lonely

more info in bio
disc: H0X0

>asl
29/M/Bristol/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic
>tag
Captain0ppai

>>34709386
give discord

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The biggest and best UK discord server in the world. Come join and shitpost, get freaky, make friends and have your life changed

https://discord.gg/4mHzxw2kdw

>>34722462
Reading comprehension clearly wasn't taught in whatever shithole school you went to.
You're obviously a newfag, there weren't women posting on here five years ago. This is the most "femanons" that have been posting here in half a decade, they weren't posting in the first place you fucking retard.
Drink bleach.

>>34721414
Maybe, yeah, dunno what changed besides that. So much rarer to find worthwhile people on this board.

If anyone is around Central London hit me up at Seascape2024 on kik - in the Covent Garden travelodge
35 m U.K.

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>ASL
29 / M / UK – West Midlands
>About Me
Chill guy, 5'7, longish hair, beard. Laid-back, but kinda horny.
>Interests
Gaming, walking, TV & movies, video editing, MTG, Warhammer 40K and whatever else catches my attention.
>What I'm Looking For
M, F and anyone in-between. All vibes welcome, I'm pan. Down to chat, but also... I kinda want to suck a dick. Haven't done it before, so seeing what's out there. Just let me know what thread you've added me from.
>What I'm Not Looking For
Very fat, unhygienic people.
>Tag
Discord: tamris

31/m/Mid-Kent
Video games, Warhammer, gardening
Looking for local guys for jerk buds
Tele: Hobojones

>ASL

39/m/uk & 18/f/uk

>About

Looking for another girl to join us for a threesome, must be UK based, and interested in BDSM.

>Not into
Non-Biological women

>Discord
untoldpossibilities_76400

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19m sissy fag looking for older daddy/bear/dom to abuse and degrade me. Based in north east. Pic is me. Kik is laurentsimone

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Come say hi
Kik 420highlife69
Tg @toasted69

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>>34735565
Bump

Looking for hot daddy who have big dick whole loves eat pussy

Telegram @Fussytight

32/male/ north east england.
Looking for a femboy who wants a relationship and is willing to meet up

Disc: Starmantella

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36, male, far north of Scotland.

I am an experienced man, I've worked with my hands most of my life, dated and been active in kink in the real world for going on 20 years. I find online culture vapid and transactional and I'm hoping to find someone who can prove me wrong. You might have seen me post before, how I grew up near a large city which exposed me to all the things that make me who I am today, but now live in the middle of nowhere and I miss the unusual people you'd meet and the situations you'd never planned for being the most interesting part of your week. I've spoken to some wonderful people and made some good friends, but I've still not met that someone. Not yet.

I'm looking for someone considerably younger than me, I get a real enjoyment out of passing on experience and nurturing someone in becoming a more well rounded person. Someone who isn't entirely jaded with life yet who hasn't quite found their jumping board to become who they know they can be.

I could write for days about what I enjoy and what I don't but that ruins the fun of getting to know someone, there's enough here to decide whether I'm someone to take the time to talk to or not. Let's be clear we are just two perfect strangers having a conversation, come into this as equals and see what happens.

Discord: Dim_Globe

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25/m/near newcastle

>looking for
northern drummer foid

>not looking for
joey jordison

>about me
northerner

slacker80@proton.me
discord: sad_ember

20m Scotland ayrshire.

>looking for
In the search for someone in ayrshire (or close) who sells edibles my previous dealer has stopped baking and now me and my mates are stuck without as he was the only one anyone of knew who baked.

the timing kinda sucks as we have a few events coming up and we were hoping to get baked and a few of the group cant smoke for different reasons so we rely on edibles.

>contact
hit me up on telegram and if you are legit we can move to something else.

CakeFlavouredCake

>>34732776
electricwizard0439

40 m norfolk looking for people who like showing off their wife gf or fami getting to know about your life online wank fun maybe real fun if click kik youandme1939 or teleguard G68PDNUFJ

Hey anyone horny to have fun and make a dirty play?

F 22 Kik shainat21

Anyone have a collection of a British chav girl or similar, for a roleplay I have been asked to do. Need like full collection of her, non-nude, nude, friends and family maybe etc

Can trade my wife and our cuckold videos in return

Telegram - @jj76558

Am Asian girl looking for hot daddy who loves tight pink pussy ..and can be my fuck buddy I like older than me

Telegram @Fussytight

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>>34735565
>>34738326

Bump

Hi M 44 looking for F busty nerdy bbws or ssbbws to chat to ages 30-40
My Kik is Shaunretro

Love sharing pictures of my mum who’s has huge tits to guy from UK bonus if you are local to us in Essex. Let me know where you’re from when you message

Kik fusionmylf

28/M/east Anglia

I’m a bi top, so all are welcome. But I prefer F and Fem people. HMU for anything I guess!

Discord - strikeout1471

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?>ASL
27, Staffordshire, Male
>About me
6ft2,white (apparently that matters?), black hair, brown eyes with glasses... 130kg (fml), Non-NEET dude who lacks a lot of friends because I struggle to socialize, mostly dead after work but try to play games when I'm not a zombie, try to get on with everyone but I have a good track record of pissing people off for existing haha, want to learn to code but struggle learning (I swear I should ask my GP if I'm retarded), want to learn to draw - same issue (pic is something I drew once). Really into my 2000s nostalgia, I still believe that's the best period we achieved as a civilization. Favourite music artist is Avril lavigne (got all her albums on cds), favorite movie is American Pie, favorite game is Little Big Planet (though Class of 09 is a close second). Hobbies or ex-hobbies really... Airsoft, warhammer, yugioh (goat format) and playing my ps3/xbox360. Really want to make friends but again sorry if I am quiet, I really do struggle talking, I'm working on it I swear
>Contact Information
discord: average.kenny

niang20255 is my kik
looking for other asians (preferrably) or anyone to tribute stolen nudes of a white mature i know irl. send me a pic of your laptop or tribute set up so i know you're serious to trib

40/M/South West - Bristol ish area

I'm pretty pervy and looking for someone local to be pervy with. Just chatting and possibly trading irls depending on trusts

UPAY4PPES

>>34722753
Not any of those anons but do you have a kik or something?

bump

>>34653953

bump

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>ASL
foid, midlands
>looking for
looking to chat w/ people in the military or who know how it works because i have no one to ask. the lads just keep to themselves and i don't learn anything.

women preferred (as ever, lol) but men are ok too.
please teach me about UK military & answer my retarded questions:

biscuitraider420

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UK sissy looking for doms chats and fun! catalonia1938 on kik <3

>ASL
26M Lanarkshire
>About
BWC, Avg build, not originally Scottish, Play vidya Overwatch mostly atm but I play anything really
>Looking for
Looking for a girl 19+ to start chatting online / gaming and then see what happens, being in Scotland is a bonus as i'm up for meeting eventually, I work full time but looking for some fun in the evenings
>Not looking for
Men, larpers
>Socials
Tele: basedwanderer
Disc: nnomadicc

>>34715183
bots and indians happened

>>34697249
u are so handsome anon

>ASL
25M NW England
>Looking for
Just friends really. M or F. Been a while since I've used Discord or been online, figured I could use to it find more IRL friends.
>Not looking for
Creeps
>Socials
Discord: 12302044

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Because there rarely seems to be Welsh people on the UK thread, here's a thread specifically for Wales.
>ASL
>About you
>Looking for
>Not looking for
>Contact

>>34756688
Honestly I posted this post here by accident and I'd intended for it to be an original thread, but because it won't let me delete the post the feel free to reply to this post.

> asl
M 30 Gloucester/Oxford
> About me
twink / femboy likes nature, anime, psychedelics, music, vidya
> Looking for
Friends, D&D groups, open to fwb with femanons, open to blowing anons if you are lean / clean
> Not looking for
incels, /pol/, creepy vibes
> Contact
disc: jamesixo

>asl
m 28 north west england
>about
indian guy likes, gooning, reading, watching movies
>looking
indian or any girls for voice calls and more if youre interested
>not looking
guys sorry maybe a tranny if youre passable though desu
>telegram
lordofthechris

>ASL
27M UK Midlands
>About Me
6ft, Indian, long hair, beard with a dad bod (currently cutting weight).
I'm a mix of active and chill. I spend a lot of time in the gym and training martial arts, but my downtime is usually gaming, anime, or playing guitar.
I lean heavily into a "Service Dom" or Caregiver role. My style is protective and gentle day-to-day, but I have a switch for rough play once we establish trust.

>Looking For
A Femanon who wants a connection, not just a scene.
I’m looking for a submissive who genuinely wants to be taken care of mentally and physically. Ideally we start as friends, let's chat about anime, share music, or just meme back and forth. If the chemistry is there, we can explore the kink side naturally.
I'm genuinely after something long term but am happy to take it slowly.
>Not looking for
People who ghost, unserious, sellers.

>Contact
Kik FickleEnvy0
Discord FickleEnvy
Telegram FickleEnvy

>>34721658
Your disc doesn't work, doesn't let me send a request.
>>34664200
Cute butt but I can't get kik to work on my phone, you have a discord instead?

I know I shouldn’t but I’m horny for my crush. I’d love to chat about her. She’s Irish and hot if that’s your type.

Kik pinkskies999

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>ASL
20/M/UK
Height: 178cm
Body type: average leaning towards fit (nerdy look)
Relationship History: 1

>About you
im currently into reading various novels, literature, philosophy and history although i love to just hyper fixate on certain random topics on Wikipedia like the average guy. i do also enjoy going to the gym, some gaming (not an addict i promise) and browsing pinterest. in my spare time when i am not at work, driving or in university.
currently working on getting my reading list up and update my letterboxd more.

>Looking for
someone who can think on a deep level and hold conversation, like maybe some similar interest to me and is in the north west of the uk i dont mind distance to a point. also someone who thinks life is beautiful in its own way (im sorry if it comes off as incoherent this is my first ever post and i feel like its a shot in the dark.) i dont mind femcels, chubby ppl, neets i dont discrimanate.

>Not looking for
Men, trans, single mothers

>Contact information
Discord: dekoemo

M-UK-40

6'3 chubby older white daddy/bull bull with a depraved mind and have a power kink looking chat with others people around my age who enjoy chat and long term conversations. Kinks: public play, incest exhibitionism, swimwear, cumplay, rough sex, nudism, gangbangs, free use, pregnant, watersports, breeding, Trying to lead more into my sadistic dominant side can be a bit difficult with my kind and quiet nature.

Kik: NimrodNyx
Telegram: @Radtiz
Teleguard: SKLDHMYBY

hey cucks, got a girl you wanna have another man talk nasty about? message me

kik goonerjerkermm

Available for a cute British girl to dominate and help escape from her Orwellian hellhole.

I'm tall fit white masculine very good looking and intelligent.

Discord: globaltraveler_
Telegram: Globaltraveler5
Teleguard: MASTER

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>ASL
22 / M / Manchester (North West generally)

>About You
White, Skinny, Retarded
my life is literally Skins but with autism and more cocaine
i consume a lot of bs films and music
honestly i can waffle about anything

>Looking for
gf
i genuinely dont give a fuck about sex, im suicidally bored and just want to go on dates

>Not looking for
trannies, fatties, big burly men trying to fuck me

>Contact
disc: dreamcasterr

22 M London
blonde hair blue eyes and jacked
looking for girls, tgirls, femboys

>>34766889
disc is ryanhb123

40/M/South West - Bristol ish area

I'm pretty pervy and looking for someone local to be pervy with. Just chatting and possibly trading irls depending on trusts

UPAY4PPES

31/M/Mid-Kent

Looking for a horny chat bud/gaming bud to get up to some fun, talk about irls and local stuff.

Tele: Hobojones
Kik: howdyhihe
Disc: Enj0749

23M West Midlands looking for woman all i do is play games and jerk off to porn

I know I shouldn’t but I’m horny for my crush. I’d love to chat about her. She’s Irish and hot if that’s your type.

Kik pinkskies999

Going to AnimeCon Manchester both days and afterparty and need mates. Come up to the Ashley from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley cosplayer.

26m near London. Looking for a meet up bud to goon to porn, celebs, irls. Love blacked, nn, cucking, degrading sluts, very few limits. I also love fucking prostitutes and would love to share one with another hooker

Tg: QDE54XXPN

Come show off your wife or family member, will be super discreet
Kik and snap
john_evans9730

Looking for someone to help me kill myself. Reply with your details if interested.

>>34776342 #
I‘m young slim F can pay with cash and my body

>>34776347
Tg: L8TLHFC8B

>>34776390

Doesn’t work

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24m UK Can someone make cum tribs/edits/ babecocks of my indian gf. Let me know if you have/seen more pics of her too. pic is her. Kik is laurentsimone.


Her erome:
https://www.erome.com/TheBeans

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>>34653867
>ASL
27 M Leeds
>About you
Fighting, fucking and vidya games
>Looking for
looking for a slut to bone or chat to, needs to be hygienic
>Not looking for
Faggots
>Contact info
Discord: zacavelli

>>34776347
tguard: Z9J2YFZ7U
tgram: altill55

>>34776347
H4N6T4K6E

25/F/EU

Off work today with a sore ankle and quite bored. Just looking for someone to chat to and pass the time. If it turns into a friendship, that would be great.

I love reading, I’m currently a bit obsessed with rimworld, and I crochet. You can learn the rest about me as we go. I’m easy to talk to and just looking for the same energy back.

discord: halcyoneu

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>>34735565
>>34738326
>>34743939
Bump!

M/South West - Bristol ish area but happy to chat to wherever

I'm pretty pervy and looking for someone local to be pervy with. Just chatting and possibly trading irls depending on trusts

Telegram: @IzziGee
Teleguard: UPAY4PPES

23 year old British Domme seeking a trainable, obedient nerd for a long term online dynamic. No experience needed, just respect and enthusiasm.

Introduce yourself properly.

Kik: goddessoflovediane
Telegram: @alexxxx241

>>34765824
your discord contact isnt working

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality

Male, Late 30's, straight


>Location

Southwest - Near Bristol

>About me

Decent employment in finance, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:

Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.

>Contact

Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Teleguard - SHYHAG5HY

40 m uk Glasgow single

Looking for a new girlfriend to make amateur porn with to make money.

Dont really have a specific type but like slightly larger girls who like being sluts in bed. Size 10-16 pretty face no other real specifics as I dont have a type just someone who loves dirty fun like me.

Into swinging, interracial, bi girlz, MMF, FFM MFMF anything goes.

Telegram @GeoSanchezzzzzzz
Email spudgun138@gmail.com

I'm a really nice un-tainted man. Despite hanging around this website.

35/M/Yorkshire

Looking for cute girls to take on dates and holidays :3

If you like metal or any alt bands we will get on!

Disc: danski0785

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>>34735565
>>34738326
>>34743939
>>34779718
Bumppppp

Any senpai fantasy kinks?

Kik Hardwhip19

Looking for any uni stories out there from students or lectures hit me up would love to hear and talk about them

UGLB8B638

M 31 northwest England.

Looking to finally be submissive in person. Very open. Doesn't matter it I don't enjoy or regret it. Ideally looking for female but open to trans/convincing CD, may consider male but would need to discuss.

Kik is TriggeredCDchloe
Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB

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>ASL
24/M/Surrey
>About you
Northerner, writer and bass player with a degree in sound design and audio engineering. I'm really interested in theology, mythology and horror. I love nature, history gaming, comics and finding new music. Always trying to write a potential horror movie, show or game. I can be pretty down sometime because of the horrible things I've lived through but I'm seeking redemption.
>Looking for
Dates/relationship (bi) or meetups to become irl friends
>Not looking for
Freaks or friend collectors
>Contact information
Discord: glowie_the_agent

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>Looking for:
UK people with no friends/no real friends. Someone who thinks in strange ways. Doesn't fit in. Always the odd one out. A loner who craves a connection.

>Not looking for:
Foids, anyone outside the UK.

>Discord
solusabides

Chronically (potentially terminally) ill UK Midlands. (20)
Let's talk about anything or make it easier.
Disc - trish39348

F28. Down for anything really, looking to chat to new people and have fun. I’m bi too. NO dick pics, sub guys or trans/CDs. My user is @AEUK123 and start with your asl so I know you’ve read this

>>34787416
The user is for telegram. I’m still waking up

>Bisexual Male 30s Manchester
>In a relationship
>I'm relapsing
>Shaving everywhere, wearing panties, feminising myself
>Looking for other discrete kinky guys, IRL gooning, kink sharing, porn trading, exploring our desires.

Not looking for time wasters.

TG- NEYHPVVVW

ASL
27M UK Midlands
>About Me
6ft, Indian, long hair, beard with a dad bod (currently cutting weight).
I'm a mix of active and chill. I spend a lot of time in the gym and training martial arts, but my downtime is usually gaming, anime, or playing guitar.
I lean heavily into a "Service Dom" or Caregiver role. My style is protective and gentle day-to-day, but I have a switch for rough play once we establish trust.

>Looking For
A Femanon who wants a connection, not just a scene.
I’m looking for a submissive who genuinely wants to be taken care of mentally and physically. Ideally we start as friends, let's chat about anime, share music, or just meme back and forth. If the chemistry is there, we can explore the kink side naturally.
I'm genuinely after something long term but am happy to take it slowly.
>Not looking for
People who ghost, unserious, sellers.

>Contact
Discord FickleEnvy
Telegram FickleEnvy

32 m gay British Indian
Submissive, 5ft5, hairy cub kinda build
Pretty kinky and open to discussing anything rough including CNC and raceplay
Disc: woshfulton

Himthinking about going to Liverpool for the Champions League game on either 17th or 18th of march if I can find f over 18 that would like to go and is willing to give me some pleasure for the ticket.
Need to verify beforehand of course.
Details over discord: treebeard0872

>ASL
26, mtf, lancaster
>About you
autistic bpd gothmoder tranny into vtm, dnd, and 40k
>Looking for
frens, men or women idc
>Not looking for
faggot chasers
>Contact information
gothgirlkatie

19m cute Arab twink, UK.
Looking for real racists to rape and colonize me. You can't be mean enough, the worse the better.
Kik: alt1488

27 M Essex

Friendly guy looking to find more people to chat to! Im interested in music, literature, and history. Currently doing a degree with the OU.

I'm planning a road trip up norf for the summer, would be cool to have people to visit!

Gay if it comes to it, but mainly looking for sfw chats

Discord: sisyphus.exe

Want to know if your crush is a slut?
Think your girl would cheat on you or cuck you?
Know someone who'd love a big dick in their snap?
Tell me about her and I'll test her.
26 M europe.
Disc: thatcactuscommander

>ASL
24/M/Jap twink in UK
>About me
Started work ahhhh, need some motivation to play co-op and multiplayer games :3
>Interests
Literally anything, I love history (least delusional Napoleonic nerd), can chat about philosophy (@me if you know Nishitani), cooking, science (I work in a big building with sick people), etc.
>Hobbies
Video games, maybe I'll get back into photography and poetry writing.
>Looking for
Frens who I can bond with
>Not looking for
Relationships
>Contact
sildaneus on discord :3

I know I shouldn’t but I’m horny for my mates ex. I’d love to chat about her. She’s Irish and hot if that’s your type.

Kik pinkskies999

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Crossdresser if anyone wants to chat! Let me know you're from the UK!

Teleguard : VLBGM9EGJ
Kik : celestial.nighthawk

please dm me if you have vinted or depop and would be interested in buying and jerking off with a cute girl i know’s clothes

kik - nlgoon777

2M7BE94VE
20yo m
Any young or older UK women wanna do erps or send porn vids if you wanna be forever fuck buddies

>asl
33/M/UK
6ft 2 and in fairly good shape
>interests
Hiking, Camping, Outdoors, Lifting, Wargaming, Video gaming, History, Firearms
>looking for
a girl who is a bit younger who I can guide through life a little bit, I really like being a positive father figure, I seem to do it a lot in my life anyway. It would be great if we had some similar interests even if its just one or two shared interests.
>not looking for
Traps, gay stuff,
>Discord
paperplanes201

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest - Near Bristol

>About me
Decent employment in finance, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400

20M west mids
Im depressed, lonely and want to just feel something again before i kill myself.
Dc : _therealrickgrimes_

26m. Been fucking a lot of beautiful girls all over the place but im in need of a stable fwb who doesn’t live in a different country, i might be your type. you might be mine. Lets see
>tag
xlf2ad

29F, mum, regular porn doesn’t make me cum anymore I need to be shocked lol

7SPHJGUDF

>>34801105
get discord