Fill out this super simple form and I'll pair you with another user based on gender, location, age, and distance preferences. The survey isn't super detailed but the matches will be made quick (I hope).It only takes a minute: choose your gender, preferred partner, location, whether you're okay with long distance, your age, preferred age range, and your contact info.Once I have enough submissions, I'll start sending out matches with your partner's handle and contact.https://forms.gle/UcM9gVCbTdDMvMs56
>>34658208Ok there are already 3 responses. All male atm.
>>34658208Hope this shit works out
>>34658208Isn't someone already doing this? How upset will you be if you write complete nonsense? Keep in mind the nonsense is what I'm looking for.
>>34658233Got 7 responses and 2 girls
>>34658242Yeah, but he's trying to do more thoughtful matchmaking based on a list of preferences and stuff. This will be quicker because it's so simple.
>>34658247Oh I just read your thing and that's a good idea but completely unsuitable for my needs. I need to do real word vomit on the page to full describe the kind of gal I'm looking for. Great idea for everyone who isn't me though thumbs up liked and subscribed goodest luck to thee.
>>34658208You are running a competing match making service? The free market I guess
>>34658406Finally some good /soc/ drama
The other one is better
>>34658208Alright I've made 2 matches so far.
>>34658591So how does that work? You sent both persons each other's contact and tell them that you chose that person because of their criteria and stuff?
>>34658650Yeah that's right
>>34658208If there's any UK man 22 and under I have a match for you. She also wants you to text first (idk why).
Has a Japanese man applied yet
>>34658208inb4 OP is asleep
>>34659206Inb4 this is a ploy for op to get a bunch of girls discords who would otherwise not share publicly
>>34658724How old is she?
>>34658413Nah, no drama. Just found out about this thread and I have no issue with it. The more good matches that can be made the better
>>34661510You haven't matched me yet and I'm in such despair. Every day, I check my notifications and every day it's the same: 0. 0 the number of my dreams. 0 the hopes I have in this world. 0 my chances at love. Monsignor I beg of thee find a romance before these dark times drag me from whence I came and the despair chokes me like so much smog in this godforsaken city. cool project though man I'm going to steal the idea in a few months when everyone forgets but just match people randomly it'll be grand
>>34661523There's a lot of applications to go through okay. I'm trying to do my best babe
>>34661536I was just being silly please ignore me I love you
>>34661523i’m gonna remember you and check this board everyday and then when you take action i’ll combat it by sending very many applications so you’ll be thinking you’re causing chaos but really you’ll be matching me with myself continuously.. beware
>>34661599I'll accidentally perfectly match each of your applications and you'll be forced to date dozens of people at once. You'll ghost them one at a time as the game grows boring for you but when you've whittled them down to one I'll reveal that they were all me the entire time. I was each of your perfectly matched loves and there was no accident involved. Then, I assume, we'll get married and live happily ever after. All according to keikaku.
>>34661615how incredibly bold of you to create your plans around the assumption that i can successfully message someone for longer than a day without ghosting..!! if by some miracle it pans out your way and we’re to be wed, my veil will be lifted only for you to discover that it had been our OP cupid walking down that isle, and i had swiftly made my escape o7 you may fall in love with the matchmaker, and accept your new spouse whilst forgetting about me, but then it’ll be my turn for a reveal, one in which i had been OP all along, and you failed a great test of loyalty :(
>>34661615lol this is accidentally happening to me I applied to both matchmaking surveys thinking I was too specific and would get no matches and now I'm talking with two people at once and I feel like a monstermaybe your keikaku is real
>>34661736I crafted this plan around the assumption that it would all take place in under 8 hours so checkmate serial ghoster! After your veil is lifted and Cupid is revealed I will also reveal that I was not the groom, but instead the priest, the groom being none other than one of your fake personas brought to life by forbidden science. The law states that you can't marry a close relative and your fake persona is essentially a clone, so the marriage will be annulled (and my loyalty left intact) which will throw you into a deep depression for many days. But, what's that? A notification for you. One last fake application that we both forgot about until now. A chance to start anew or a storm brewing on the horizon?
The survey is down...
>>34661751Forgot to reply to you so sorry >two peopleIntroduce them to each other, being a couple is nice so adding one more must be great, right? I'm so sad though, I applied 10 times to the first one and didn't get a single match. I'll have to keep applying until one gets through must've been lost in transit.
>>34661791its okaythat sucks i hope you'll get a match soon :( or you could talk to me so we'll be 4 people and be a fourple
>>34661817I'll wait forever for my perfect match. I trust Mr. Cupid 100%. I wrote so many words all expressing the energy I'm looking for. They may have been incoherent when strung together but my one love, my true love, she'll understand them perfectly. I just know it. I'd love to be in your harem but 4 is a very unlucky number. If you get a fourth (god rest their soul), I'd be honored to be your fifth.
>>34661770willing myself out of that terrible terrible depression, i at last decide to look towards the future, that being the notification!! i’m greeted by an awful story, some poor soul being played by the monster and thinking that they had a special connection, only to find out there was another! the throuple is well to start with, but 3 soon becomes a crowd and my new good friend confides in me.. after a plentiful amount of effort i manage to talk myself into their life and steal them away from that crowd, leaving an empty seat for none other than yourself, only without the curse of that unlucky 4 !?!
>>34661991Aha! You thought you were throwing a wrench in my plans to play matchmaker and then you thought you were forcing me into disloyalty but you failed to see my grander schemes. For years now I've devised a shadowy plot, a dastardly plan, and now my machinations bear fruit! I have cunningly manipulated you into forcing an uncursed spot to open in this harem of my dreams. Now I can take my rightful place on the cuck chair as the weird guy that everyone assumes someone else invited to the throuple. My real true love was always MBQJojtn, I say their name a thousand times a day whispering it with a smile on face. MBQJojtn, or MB as I call them, my light, my soul, my passion, and - until now - my lovesick grief. You were merely a cog in my keikaku but you played your part well and for that I thank you anon.
I got a notification and I got really excited, thinking I got a match but it was a notice to pay a bill, lel
>>34658208Probably came too late but if anything this should be a long term thing people do, albeit the people doing it can only do it for so long and there’s a lot of time involved, understandable if there aren’t more matchmaking applications like this
>>34664588Could reduce the time requirements by making it semi-blind dating. Restrict the form pretty heavily so all responses are standardized, matches can be done automatically. Probably not hard to set up an agent to mail out matches as they get made. Would take very little effort after setting it up but runs the risk of spammers or whatever.
>>34658208could you accept my friend request please? My match stopped replying to me
