Want affection but don't want to spend the time getting to know someone? Want to playact the fun parts of a relationship without the guilt of lying to your partner? Want someone to say "I love you" to before going to sleep without meaning it? >ASL>What you want>What you don't want>Why you want this (optional)>ContactThis is NOT a real dating thread, a gooner thread, or a hook up thread. Sexuality can be part of affection but the primary focus should be on affection itself. If you just want to get off don't post here. If you want a real relationship don't post here. This is for people who want to pretend at a relationship for whatever reason.
>ASL37/M/US>InterestsThe Cure, Cocteau Twins, Slowdive, The Smashing Pumpkins, Duster, The Chameleons, Deftones, Yo La Tengo, Low, Spiritualized, honeydip>Looking ForMusic>Not Looking ForVC>Discordof.nadwy
>Fake relationship thread for retards too afraid of a real relationship Fucking kill yourself with this dumb shit
>>34661798Nah i get this
>ASL22/m/eu (bi if you care)>What you wantAffection, sweet names and chatting Basically no filters and talk with confidence, and a bit of love aswell~>What you don't wantRude ppl>Why you want this (optional)Nights get lonely~>Contactyoursweetestnightmare2
This is an excellent idea, and is actually how I met my current boyfriend. I had him over just for 'cuddles' and told him I was uninterested in a relationship but it didn't turn out that way.
Early 30s trannyLove this idea, I get too obsessive in relationships so I purposefully hold myself back from dating, but generally still crave some form of closeness. Down mostly for the little things, tell me about your day, vent, get anything of your chest, and them for me? I'm flexible just let me know if you want something different and we can discuss or something. Protonmail for filtering weirdos.throwaway_mono_no_aware@proton.me
>ASL24 M Maryland USA (Close to DC)>About Me6'4", 220lb, blond hair, white, green eyes. Very willing to send sfw pics.I'm a Marine Corps vet (been out for 2+ years) who's chronically online. I play vidya (lots of arc raiders and rhythm games). I grew up in California before getting stuck in the DC area. I am diagnosed with BPD and PTSD. This culminates into very unstable relationships, though I have been in therapy for the last two years. It's been focused primarily on my PTSD, but I just started DBT therapy to focus on the BPD. I work a full-time upper management security job. When I'm not working, I usually stay home, play vidya as I've mentioned, drink, watch movies(lots of horror)/ tv/ Youtube, and read. I'd much rather stay in than go out. I value honesty, clarity, and structure in relationships, platonic or otherwise. That said, I tend to gravitate towards 'broken' people with their own issues.I have a generally formal style, collared shirts, nice jackets, greatcoats, vintage men's wear, quality shoes, etc.My taste in music is everything from 2000's white girl pop to power metal, with some of my favorite bands/ artists being: INK, Panchiko, KORN, anything Teto, Decalius, Blind Guardian, Wisp, A7X, Lorna Shore, Slipknot, $uicideboy$, The Cranberries, M83, Paramore, Daft Punk, and many more.I'm also really into early 2000's toys and tech. I've collected all of the main variations of the I-Dog toys, excluding color variations. Anime isn't something I'm very into, but I LOVE Jin Roh the Wolf Brigade.>Looking ForJust someone to be there. Ideally a romantic partner, but I'll take a friend that I can call daily. I used to have someone in my life who I'd be able to confide in totally and honestly, and I've had a void since I lost them. I don't mind distance, as long as our time zones workout so that we can talk. YOU MUST BE OK WITH VOICE CALLS.>Not Looking ForAnyone who doesn't VC, men. Anyone who doesn't love me.>Contactl300bigby on disc
>>34661798Or people who don't have the time, the emotional capacity, or don't want to vulnerable for real. Lots of reasons for wanting something like this, it's not limited to fear anon. >>34661904That's cute. Maybe it'll work out like that for someone here as well.
encouraging more gay/bi/flexible men to post cuz im scared to post but lurking
>ASL33/f>About mePale, skinny/busty, amber eyes, dyed hair, tattoos.I'm a NEET and very antisocial but I get lonely from time to time and would enjoy things like watching movies or playing games, though mainly text talking. >Looking forYou can carry a conversation and not behave like an animal>Not looking forExchanging pictures, anything sexual in nature>contactpost yours
>>3466318525m if you want to talkpino212.
>>3466318530MWilardjohnson. (Period included)
>>34663185> nothing sexual in nature> mentions skinny/busty> not exchanging picturesmen fall for this? the worst part is 33 and a NEET. unemployed is one thing, NEET?
>>34663505we gotta call this mongoloid whore behavior out every single time we see it. scammers, sellers, catfish, dumb whores tryna create an orbiter harem etc etc, until they're all run off the board.i want my fucking board back. it's so fucking bad lately. and it's not just the aforementioned many species of whore that shit it up but the reddit migrants and simps too. god i hate it so much
Male. Old. As much affection as you'd like.
>>34664043>Contactglyphone on Discord.
>>34663014Why are you scared to post? You don't have to add contact, someone might leave theirs for you.
>>34663185Forgottenhope1
lmao, I'm just sad enough to think this is appealing. If you add me from this thread make sure to tell me >ASL31/us/m>about/interestsim kind of obsessed with the rain, if you add me I'll send you a video of it on the sunroof of my car.>looking forMy glasses, have you seen them? I can't see without them. If you help me find them we can watch movies together or talk about art in media and how it's all shit and devoid of human emotion. Generally get along with autists and failed normies alike. Really I'm looking for one of those people that as soon as we start talking we get along right away and can spend hours talking every day.>not looking foresex, poltics, people who don't like cats>contactnorfkorea
>>34664174>>34663014 (me)then im early 20s/m not masc (not femboy but soft, faggy). i want a guy 22-29 to talk with when we're sleepy and soft or feel lonely, i want a sense of being two guys bonding and who talk in a way that they don't to their other male friends. as if there's a different air between just us. it doesn't have to be romantic, i just like reciprocal warmth and specialness. vc optional but I like watching movies or anime, we can play games or being streamed one, listening to music together, etc. im a sensitive person that likes talking about feelings and love and life and stuff, I like being an ear and soft place to land on for someone else, but I have a silly lighthearted side too. other than no racists i just ask that the other person isn't an insta-clinger or anxious attachment type. i can handle anything else better, even avoidance and any other form of mental illness. I feel the most fond of men who have some emotion intelligence but aren't very emotional at all cus it balances me, but I'm not picky. feel free to drop tag if anyone reads this who'd be interested
>>34663185shinuay98
35 F UK here with a soft, smooth, slim body, blonde hair, small boobs and a fat ass. Looking to make friends! :) I wasn't being sexual describing myself just trying to give you an idea of what I look like. Please no weirdos!I can send pics here and there while we chat but don't just ask for more. Just mention fat ass or British in opening message please so I know you read everything..058d745d49648faa5ee87548dde22fec59042ebe0aa54de736c864850428d4097d
>Want affection but don't want to spend the time getting to know someone>This is for people who want to pretend at a relationship for whatever reasonEven though the entire board is already just that. You are filthy to love to hear and tell lies in the moment but never commit and keep your promises.
>>34666485This board is mostly people looking for sex or nudes trading. This is meant to be something a little more friendly.
>>34666485this is just the be nice to each other cus it feels nice to be nice to each other thread, how is it so absurd to you people. couldn't you go to the 97 threads about soulless gooning thread. there is no dating on this board just lovebombing or gateways to abusive relationships
>>34667502>there is no dating on this board just lovebombing or gateways to abusive relationshipsI don't disagree and this thread promotes just that IMO...
>>3466505925M straight guy but open to emotional intimacy, I like warmth and feeling like we're just two buds in a bubble where we can be ourselves. VC optional.iam___man on discord
>>34667842i get what you mean but it'll depend on who posts and their intentions really. if some people want a vapid mutual lovebomb session that's on them
>>34667842My idea really was that some people, myself included, may want a low effort, affectionate type of relationship, romantic or otherwise. Normal romantic relationships take a lot of work and the obligations they produce can be difficult to meet. Think of, I don't know, a very busy person who has 30 minutes a day to spare for someone, or a mentally ill person who isn't fully capable of the commitment required. You can't have a real relationship like that, but you could have someone who is around for those 30 minutes, or is tolerant of you disappearing for days on end, and will be sweet with you in the shared time. Maybe in the future things are easier and it translates into something more real, or maybe not.
Any lurkers interested in this?
>>34670715unless youre a woman, anon, i dont think youre gonna get any hits
>>34670734I'm not looking for anything right now so that's fineThis was more of a test run to see what how much interest there is, what other people want out of it, etc. Maybe should have asked for feedback in the op, oh well.
>>34670715Yeah 24f i was lurking because depressed AF after being ghosted and would be nice to hear someone say “i love you” to me even if we don’t know each other lol, i did like this thread idea OP
>>34670794tag
23/m/US bored, add me if youre a girl and cute and want to be friends or more discord: honkifyourelonely
>>34670794Similar for me actually, but I don't feel like I have the energy for pretend even. Glad you liked the idea and I hope you can find someone here if you want. I love you anon.
>>34670814I will keep lurking for a bit, i dont want to add too fast then be an asshole and ghost. I love you though>>34670828I love you
>>34670794same, boat, anon. it sucks (22m). you use proton?>>34670766feedback wise, there is an audience. compared to most threads this is pretty good all things considered
33/m/France Just being curious about this. Actually my first time posting my info.If youre looking for a chat with no real consequences and some kind words. I may be clumsy but not ill-spirited.Discord: ketech
Lurker here. I quite liked op's idea, and I reached out to a person through this thread. It has been a fun experience so far, I have to say. If anyone wants to feel loved and appreciated, they're welcome to add me on my disc: admgoat.se (the period is important)By the way, to anyone reading this, I love you.
33/mI'm a pretty affectionate guy who loves being affectionate as a pastime. A lot of people I'm close to don't always understand this impulse but I have strong caregiver impulses. This thread sounds perfect. I like to think i have a soothing voice and love affirming.I'm looking for women who would like to spend time together. Not non-stop, I can't accommodate that as I do have a lot going on in my daily life, but when we both have downtime or sporadically throughout the day.If you reach out, tell me what you're looking for in terms of affection. I can be a father figure, a sibling figure, the love of your life or some weird combo of each, I just want to share affection and intimacy with you for a short time until we decide we've had enough.Contact: dimlit.tenebrous
25/M/USWant a woman to be comfy with and give affection to each other. Need it tonight since I’ve been struggling with stuff lately, but I don’t mind listening and doing other things with you. Can share interests and talk about whatever.tag: bumppersona
>>34671021Happy it's working out for you anon, love you too
>>34670910>there is an audienceI am pleasantly surprised by the response. I thought this would probably get the normal spam and nothing else. I feel like I need a catchier OP though.
>>34665322Tag?
>>34673802Anon pls thats an obvious bot/scam
M/32/Phillylooking for a female FWB who is also into cuddling and falling asleep togetherBonus if you want to play co-op vidya and/or go on walks/trails when it's warmer, or are into gardening and can talk plants with me. kik and snap: wave.existence
Looking to talk about cheerleaders, sorority girls, trophy wives, MILFs, office ladies, interns, goth girls, bookish girls, religious girls, stepsisters, any girls in AMWF scenarios.>Discordpineco2759
>>34661922Time waster/friend collector.
33/m/IL just got out of a 13 year relationship a few months ago. just lookin to see whos out there and chat and see where things go. add me ! kik: bgarr1027discord: bgarr1027telegram : bgarr1027snap : bgarr1027
>>34670715i keep coming back to check the thread still, wish more people would add contacts>ASL24 f united states>What you wanta friend that i can be affectionate with and still keep my distance with, brief emotional intensity, quiet affection that might last a little bit longer, openness. im not sure i have any preference for dynamics. curiosity is fun>What you don't wanta relationship, anything overtly sexual post your contact , either discord/proton
>>34676337.boowmp on disc
>>34670715i keep coming back to check the thread still, wish more people were interested>ASL24 f united states>What you wanta male over 22 that i can be affectionate with and still keep my distance with, brief emotional intensity, quiet affection that might last a little bit longer, openness. im not sure i have any preference for dynamics. curiosity is fun. im a good listener sometimes>What you don't wanta relationship, anything overtly sexual post your contact , either discord/proton
>>34676346gejjong@proton.me
25 m, UStall muscular white guy, fat 9 inch dickLooking for women who are secretly size queens and unhappy with their partner’s size. Let’s chat about it. Judgement free zone. Doesn’t have to be a sexual conversation if you don’t want it to be. discord jmp.joy
tag: asamitakadesu24 male europe whatever im so done
>>34676346Sounds like we'd get along, add meadmire_polaris on discord
>>34676346Recoveringshitbag29m US
https://voca.ro/1ovTKauvGz3Xx_tortle_x
>>34663185>you can carry a conversationpeople who say this are always the most boring, one word responders. I mean I am down for a platonic friendship situation, in fact I am friends with another early 30s f I used to live with as roommates. But I need some kind of evidence you're not as boring as that part of your post would imply.
>>34670794I feel you, I was once in love and the girl decided one day (this was after months of dating) that she was done with the relationship and just disappeared, then got all mad at me when I showed up to her apartment to make sure she was OK.But hearing those words again really would be nice. Even if you ghost after, the fact that you realize ghosting is a total jerk move shows me you're good.Disc: rattigan2472
30MCape Town South AfricaStraight guy looking for any f that’s local and wants to chat/meet and be friends!Any f hmuTelegram: @cptguycTeleGuard: SFR6X954TDiscord: thefunkyduckkSnap: ds6183Have ses just ask.
>>34676831Sounds brutal anon :( do you know if she had bpd? Sometimes they “discard.” I am still lurking, I will think about adding. I think I am scared to talk to people atp because I’m reeling from the abandonment.>>34676337>>34676346Btw different 24f good luck gal
>>34676463if any guys are adding me because they think I'm a gorl, im a dude. My comment would be deleted if I could, the vocaroo would have made it clear what i wanted and that I was a man. lol. sorry to burst any bubbles.
bump
>>34670794I love you anon, if you're still checking this. Don't let the bastards grind you down
>>34676868No, idk what's wrong with her really, was always just really selfish :/Hey but yeah, you should totally add me bc I know exactly what you're feeling lol. I was driven to the point of insanity by the abandonment I felt bc I couldn't accept that things had ended. It was to the point of making up a false reality in my head where things never went wrong. The only things that made me feel better for a long while were talking to friends, throwing myself into hobbies, and (I'm not recommending this one) replacing my love with hate.But talking really does help so I hope you add me and we can guide you through this
>>34661037Wow, the same leftover males as all the other threads plus a few catfish thrown in are the kind of people interested in this. Who would have guessed?
28F taken by a 4chan moid, met him 2 times in RL, If you're reading me, I love you. Don't envy me. Don't lose hope. It's possible.
>>34678938How about you kill yourself then, miserable cunt?
>>34678943>28F taken by a 4chan moidThat's sweet but why is the beginning written like it was part of a horror story
>>34678795I love u too anon <3>>34678923Can’t replace my love with hate because he was just mentally ill not a bad person. Harder to grieve when there is no villain>>34678938I love u
>>34661876Bump~
a/s/l19 F Norwayabout meI’m a girl from Norway. I like to read books, listen to music, crochet, and play video games. I’m 166 cm and weigh 52 kg.looking forI’m looking for a long-term relationship. I want to fall in love quick and deep. I want to be owned and used by my boyfriend. I want to fight a lot, I want drama, be threatened, be scared you’re gonna leak me. I want you to have such a tight grip on me that I’ll never dare to leave you. I want to be brainwashed, but also love-bombed. Keep me on a leash, tied up in bed at night, free-use me, and make me carry your children.not looking forSoft boys, anime PFPs, Americanscontactkaiia.dc
>ASL30s M USA>What you wantWarmth, affection, positivity, and mutual excitement to talk to another human being. Learning something on the way.>What you don't wantRaunchy freaky sexy things.>Why you want this (optional)Having a lovebomb supplement can be fulfilling.>ContactTerminaFalls@proton.meWe can trade Discords later on. Email first, please.
>>3467633725 M USWould love to have a female friend to be affectionate with sometimes. I’m here if you need.bumppersona
>>34680521>I’m looking for a long-term relationshipBegging bots to get better heuristics but I will use your post as an excuse to bump
>ASL25/M>What you wantLets love each other and fill in the gaps of loneliness we both have felt our entire life. >What you don't wantno men and no transgenders. Only looking for women>Contactsinnenloner
>>34676346Integratedowl@protonmail.com
>ASL18/M>What you wantWomen craving for affection (and a little bit of flirting too). I give you affection, I also give you affection. A win-win, yeah? Also note that I maybe one of those crazy ones :shrug:>What you don't wantMen>Why you want thisI missed experiencing that again...
>ASL30s/m/us>What you wantsomeone to call with occasionally. i'm always up late so someone that can match late hours is preferred. >What you don't wantnothing sexual or long term>Why you want this (optional)Same reason everyone does, to fill a hole that seems endless.>Contactintegratedowl@protonmail.com
>ASL20/M/US>about loser shut in slowly decaying, dead scrolling shock sites, usual forums, I do a lot of stitching, upcycling and other hobbies>Interestdsbm, d beat, black metal, death metal, bdm, goregrind, gorenoise, pornogrind, mincecore, niche horror movies and vidya>looking forsomeone to match my chaotic obsession>not looking forghosters, dry texters>discordmyiasistherapyy
34MNo point beating around the bush, I want a sexual play partner and nothing gets me off harder than warmth and affection (giving and receiving). Yes, affection AND getting off. Once we’ve established that we have basic chemistry I want to tease, flirt, comfort each other, talk dirty and share porn with a mutual neediness like we’ve known and needed each other for ages. The more verbally and/or visually expressive and artistically inclined you are the harder I expect we’ll hit it off. I’m open to the possibility of something real emerging from this but we should be honest right off the bat that we’re here to give each other a little much-needed escapism. I’m a gentle dom-leaning switch (deep voice, bear bod) and my favorite kind of situation is one where I can provide and receive warmth, comfort and affirmation through sex. Happy to further discuss specific kinks and fantasies to find the comfiest possible situation.Kik = mysterman1052Discord = mysterman1052_2
>>34676831you probably arent her, but im sorry we cant be together and yes i love you still and i hurt you because i am an out of control mess. it was me who was dragging you down to hell and not the other way around. i hope you find love with someone who isnt fucked in the head.
>>34687232What is your story anon?
>>34684600Still looking.
>ASL38/M/DC>DescriptionDiagnosed ASPD+OCPD; I get bored easily, since ADHD as well.[an introduction will be featured inside]>InterestsBDSM, Cyber Security, Finance, Photography, Traveling, Warhammer 40k, Videography, Voyeurism... Honestly, who gives a shit?97% of you have the personality of a sack of potatoes -- the odds we brush up on any of this is minute.>Kinks, AND Fetishes -- Learn the differences.Bimbofication, Bondage, CNC, Degradation, Humiliation, Knife Play, Rape Play, Sadism, Sensory Deprivation, TPE, Voyeurism, & Wax Play.>What you're looking forBiological female slaves, pets, and subs;DDLG compatible if you're not a fucking mess, and a planetary mass of attention...Both metaphorically, and physically -- steer clear fucking cows.You're fuck meat; what the hell do you think I'm looking for?Primarily looking for someone that wants to be a live in slave, or pet.Local hook-ups (vanilla, or otherwise.)Video capable sluts to the top of the list.I'm heavily into Voyeurism:Implying I will want to look at you regularly, shy women typically don't meet this expectation.>What you're not looking forIdiots that have the personality of plank from Ed, Ed, & EddyMinors... I will require proof of age.If you cannot be bothered to regularly send pictures, videos, and VC, I don't want to talk to you.Shekel_Beggars -- LOL.>GamesMostly play single player, willing to allow some of you whores to play my library so I can watch you game half naked for my amusement, TBQH.Multi-player games: Space Marine II, Baldurs Gate 3, Elden Ring.>ContactUse this, to fill out the questionnaire (it's a discord server URL)I'm tired of having to deal with retards that add me, and either never speak,or the conversation is so dry that I'm choking in real life from it; it's that palpable./cybBR8tB9Q[Application_Process_v1.3{Grammar_Nazi_edition}9_5_25]-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>ASL32/FtM/US>What you wantI am Dominant. I am looking for a submissive femme who wants to be soft. Someone to text me good morning / goodnight, small talk, occasionally trade music, and talk about sexual fantasies with. Nothing deep. I am looking for either a masochist or a regular submissive femme. I like bondage, CNC, demon/corruption kink, chastity, tease and denial, tasks, slavery, bimbos are really hot too. I love big tits, blondes, but am open to anything really. Be pleasant, thoughtful, kind, and affectionate. Fill the void.Tell me what you're looking for immediately, and what about My post stood out to you.Bonus if you're a trans female, but not a requirement. >What you don't wantMen. Vanilla people. Right wingers. People are are anti-trans. You must be okay with my workaholic tenancies and introverted nature. I am avoidant and will not get too close to you. I regularly get caught up in work for 10+ hours a day (hobbies + real life + money grind), I am very busy all of the time. I rarely have free time, which is why I am lonely. I am in a constant state of disassociation. I don't want to get too close or fall in love. I don't expect cisgender women to relate to trans problems. I am NOT your female friend, don't treat me like one, I will be repulsed and block you. Don't cause me dysphoria.>Why you want this I'm saving up money to transition. It's going to take me 4 years, I am a workaholic and spend every waking moment distracting myself while I save $$$. I want to pass perfectly because I will not be happy with less. I'm in an extremely gendered job, and I am doing everything I can. I have severe dysphoria; I'm hyper-confident, but my dysphoria is too intense for IRL relationships, voice chats, or pictures. I want someone to fill the void while I wait.>Contactdisc: towrite
>>34676346TemporarilyPermanently@protonmail.com
>>34690156And shit, if you're under 23 years old, don't message me. Preferably 24 or over.
