Are you a pathetic loser who has no partner who wants nothing more than to devote their life and belongings to a spouse? Are you obsessing every day over the fact that you are barreling towards a future that ends in dying alone? Then post here and find that other half who's equally as desperate to get married before they get old.FORMAT:>ASL>Marriage Deadline Age>Ideal Marriage Timeline>About Me>Perks of Marrying Me>Tag
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If any biological girl in her 20s (or 18-19 too, why not) wants to get married soon and start a life together (next few years), I'd be happy to talk. I'm a 24 year old male from Europe, financially stable and able to provide. We can take our time to get to know each other first, of course, see if we click... The only requirement is be a gamer/weeb so we have something fun to do together. I'm tall and have decent genetics, in case that matters to you.discord deedeedeedoe
>ASL37/M/US>InterestsThe Cure, Cocteau Twins, Slowdive, The Smashing Pumpkins, Duster, The Chameleons, Deftones, Yo La Tengo, Low, Spiritualized, honeydip>Looking ForMusic>Not Looking ForVC>Discordof.nadwy
>>34678960Why would you want to rush into a marriage with some loser off of this board? Even if you're desperate there are better options elsewhere. >b-b-but where!!!Throw a rock out your window and youll hit at least 50 women and around 20 men that would make a better partner than the losers on this site.
>>34681231Because you can always get divorced if it doesn't work out
I want to be a househusband. I'm good at dealing with extremely mentally ill people. I otherwise offer nothing. This is a terrible bargain. If someone is interested post at me.
>>34681478>This is a terrible bargain.Keep in mind (unlike OP) that another argument for a rushed marriage is getting away legally from a shithole country!Do look on the positive side!
>>34681416>rush into marriage>doesnt work out>get divorced>OOPSIE I JUST LOST HALF OF WHAT IM WORTH BECAUSE I DIDNT SIGN A PRENUP SINCE WE RUSHED THISyeah good plan, retard. even if you dont have anything to lose, the neet loser you marry will end up taking half your neetbux AND tendies.
>>34682581>OOPSIE I JUST LOST HALF OF WHAT IM WORTH BECAUSE I DIDNT SIGN A PRENUP SINCE WE RUSHED THISThat isn't how divorce works. Your partner doesn't instantly get rights to half your net worth, prenup or otherwise.
>>34682642Depends on the local laws, but that is exactly how divorce works. It usually comes with a time limit after which you are guaranteed to lose half, or more if you have kids.The best part is that women get lawyers for free, and if you don't want to get steamrolled in court you have to pay for your own lawyer. Judges hate people who show up without a lawyer and will push your shit in just on principle.
>>34682701No it isn't. Marrying someone doesn't make them entitled to half your life's net worth. They only become entitled to assets acquired after becoming betrothed, and income if they entered into a home caretaker role for a prolonged period of time.Getting married to someone on the assumption that you can simply divorce them with no risks is retarded, but claiming that marriage automatically results in you losing half of everything if you got divorced after 2 years is equally retarded.
>ASL26 ftm US (Michigan)>Marriage Deadline AgeBefore 35>Ideal Marriage Timeline1-5 yrs serious relationship -> marriage. No rush here.>About Me(5'3, black/white, top surgery)I help manage a household for disabled family members. I would describe myself as responsible, hard working, and a little silly... As well as very clingy. I love being outside. During the spring through fall I am gardening, landscaping, cannabis trimming, foraging, and working on my grapevines. I also like to make digital art and wine. I love furry movies and Pokemon. I don't respond well to teasing or jokes made at my expense.>Perks of Marrying MeWine/mead/cannabis. Future rental income + home. I prioritize my partner and keep a clean home. I do the majority of the yard work and enjoy regular dates. I can drive and have a car. >Looking forMen. Planning to spend holidays with each other. The closer the better. Dates, holding hands, movie nights, and making out. I really like dominant men in terms of being the emotional driver and physical planner in the relationship. (I prefer +6ft, but that's not a requirement. I'm a sucker for height differences.)>NOT looking forFriends or hookups, short term, people under 27. Outside of U.S. Gaming buddies.>contactmystery.dungeon