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>ASL
38/M/US
>Looking For
A relationship (Any gender)
>Not Looking For
Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins
>Interests
Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys
>Music
Hip hop, jazz, r&b, idm, industrial, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, futurepop, downtempo, coldwave, soul, funk, ambient techno, breakbeat, gothic rock, alternative metal, nu metal, deathrock, dub, blues, chillout, deep house, dream pop, shoegaze, big beat, latin alternative, drum and bass, alt-country, electro, mpb, ska, reggae, space rock, samba, video game music, cabaret, sea shanties
>Discord
dwr.gi

>ASL

29 / M / NYC

>About me

I was born in Russia, immigrated to NYC with my family when I was 6.

I work as a programmer, remotely from home.
I also have my own small company that I started 4 years ago, making video games

So I do okay financially. But I live a pretty frugal lifestyle. I'm
introverted so I mostly just stay at home, watch Youtube or play
games. Walk my dog.
Sometimes I like to travel, bounce around different countries,
spending a few weeks or a few months in each.

Recently I visited Dubai, India, and Vietnam.

I have mostly traditional values, and believe in romance.

I like science, history, animals, entrepreneurship, youtube, true
crime, tik tok.

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20 f us

i know this is a long shot but are there any providers in florida? especially near gainesville? i'm looking to relocate there to gain residency and eventually go to college.

looking for more of a roommates situation (i can pay rent) but i wouldn't mind it turning into something if we get along. just have a sense of humor.
phaseeleven

>Status
Provider
>A/S/L
33/M/East coast USA
>bio
Single 6'4 tall white male with a software engineer job who has his own place. hobbies include gaming, gym, hiking, biking, anime, computers etc etc.
>looking for
Neets. message me and we can discuss what I would expect out of you if you were to move in.
discord: coinflipcatt

>Status:
Provider

>asl
26/M/US

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
US southwest not willing to relocate but willing to pay for you to relocate to me

>Contact
Discord user9309

>About me
Hi looking to adopt a neet, to take care of my place while im gone for work and help me do the dishes since i hate doing them.
If you're looking to get out of becoming a neet I'd be more than willing to help so long as you dont try to give up halfway.
To describe myself im an introvert with extroverted tendencies and like doing adrenaline focused activities. hobbies include: gym, hiking, camping, urbex, machining, metalwork, carpentry, sewing,vidya, and cooking.


>Looking for
Maid, Pet

>Anything else
If you have any major allergies please let me know beforehand. Im not great at reading people so being blunt is the best form of communication.

Status:
Provider

Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
30/M/Straight

Location and are you willing to relocate:
I'm from the south. Not necessarily tied to living here forever, but would need a compelling reason to leave in the near future.

About Yourself:
I am a White, 6'2, brown eyes VERY DARK brown hair and beard. I work pretty hard to stay in shape and am currently deep into fitness routine for the first time since before COVID, so lots of great self improvement is happening. I'm a high-level corporate employee for a massive company who leads a large team that wears a lot of hats between finance, technology, and operations. I work remotely so I have a lot of availability. I fully own my house and am evaluating other opportunities for investing in property/land at the moment, so space is not an issue for any NEET interested. I'm also a fairly extroverted person so if you like someone with a fair bit of energy and engaging personality I may suit you.

Interests:
I love bad movies, like truly putrid. I play a variety of video games we can talk about, a big nature person love going out into the world and exploring. I'm also massively into the culinary world so if you love food I'm your guy. Also generically sports and competition is always fun.

What you are looking for:
I'd love a female NEET to come into my life who is eager to learn and develop herself or has some idea on a path she wants to go down. I envision myself being a support system for someone who has some ambition or curiosity. I don't care if you work necessarily, but if it was what you'd like I would be happy to support you on the path to becoming income independent. Ideally I'd love something long-term and romantic, but would be happy to just have a reliable presence around me who can support me when things are hectic and maybe someone who is willing to even learn how to run a business long-term to support me in return

>>34718112

disc is bodbingbouyen btw

20 Femboy uk

Looking for owner that plays same video games as me

About me: im paige. Im 6ft0 brown medium hair that I want to grow out more. Average body type not quite slim.i get told I have nice legs and bum.
I am not enjoying life at all. Im very much struggling to have hope. Due to this I will most likley become a clingy mess very early.
video games is my main hobby i sometimes.like to go on walks but thats more in spring and summer. Im.a complete looser and I really need an owner that can help me a better femboy for them.

Video games I play: league of legends, valorant, runescape, siege x, overwatch, I also like aome single player like Mario and zelda oot.

Prefrences: 30+ preferred not needed. Must play some of the games I play or aomyhing free to play we can to together. Prefer men that are controlling and know what they are doing so experience prefered

Kinks and ideas I like: controlled, degrading, online exposure, online humiliation, slight outfit control, some pain, breathplay and some blackmail

Please when you add me wrote an introduction message with asl, games you play, previous experience, maybe a favourite moment when owning someone and a few kinks.

If you do not do thst I'll assume you didnt read for are not serious.

I ama.extremely desperate for a owner and father please if your not serious for long term dont bother trying

Discord: kittenkisses15

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender
20/F/AUS


>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I’d be willing to relocate out of Australia or somewhere else if needed if I am given the money for it
>About me
I like bugs a lot I read about them for fun and also wear a lot of clothing based on them, I draw alot I am an animation student and It would be preferred if I got to continue my studies even if I was else where, I like shooter or horror video games like gears of war, overwatch, dead space and indie horror games. I can clean but I can’t cook but I’d be willing to try. I’m a cold at first I’ve been told but become very affectionate later on if you’re nice to me. I do biking a lot and would enjoy if I got to still do biking if I relocated.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I’m looking for someone nice who’d just be willing to take me in for a bit until I can find a job. I’ve never had sex before but if you want to have sex with me beggars can’t be choosers so I’d do that. I’m in a dangerous situation at the moment in my household and don’t have a lot of options left so I’m desperate

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I’m autistic and have OCD, just a warning I’d prefer if your house had basic hygiene but again beggars can’t be choosers. I’m giving myself a month or two before I move out and things escalate. Sorry about the lack of time to sort things out

>contact

Discord: .gjost

>>34718435
Not accepting invites

>>34718456
Sorry, it should be fixed now

>ASL
20 / F / USA
>About You
Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3
>Into
Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them)
also won big on betting recently
>Not Into!!!
Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess
>Discord
9tbf

I'm white

>>34718435
how come you aged down from last year? last january you were 22 and now you're supposedly 20. very weird indeed.

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>ASL
19/F/USA

>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner (aka a husband) that i can eventually meetup with irl. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we've established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.

>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond, people who do not live in the USA, people not looking for a serious long-term relationship, people who dont want to have children, NEETS

>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, tv shows, voice acting, fashion, food, doomscrolling, hiking, animals, just started getting into jigsaw puzzles and i love it

>Discord
clevercassie

>>34715829
Are there any trans girls willing to consider housing another tgirl?
Im desperate and i dont feel safe around cis people anymore

>ASL
24 / F / EU

>About me
I'm planning on relocating to a more affordable country.

After working for a few years and saving a considerable amount I realized I want to retire whenever it's possible. Buy a house and just live a quiet life with a partner. I want to live in a country where the currency is weaker and have some plans in mind already. I just don't have the person yet. I figured here could be someone with similar plans and maybe could shoot my shot.

I value security a lot. So my main goal is have financial stability and some degree of location freedom (in case our country becomes unstable we could have PR/citizenship somewhere else).

I don't smoke, don't drink and have a somewhat healthy lifestyle so I want someone similar.

I'm not white and I'm left-leaning. Although on an individual level I carry myself in a "traditional" way on what is expected of women (I like doing housework and dressing feminine for example).

>Looking for:
You should have enough savings, maybe you're the person who has savings but not enough to retire in your country, or on your own.

Preferably you should have a job, even better if a remote job.

Someone who doesn't want kids.

I want someone who would enjoy doing charity or opensource work.

I will not share specific information unless you explain enough about your life and you're willing to take action.

>Contact
neetgirlthrowaway@proton.me

>>34720014
>Someone who doesn't want kids
once you start hitting the wall, that attitude's gonna change real fast

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
Late 30's/M/Straight/White guy
Interests include vidya (i love rogue lites and co-op stuff like Risk of Rain/Helldivers/Monster Hunter), anime enjoyer, getting into photography, bit of a homebody, love cooking (mexican food is my fav to make), getting back into shape and taking daily walks. No kids & don't want
Contact info: vidyaandfinedining_43075
vidyaandfinedining@proton.me

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Texas, no. I've got my own place to myself

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Relationship / live in gf, FWB
It's been a while since I've had someone to share everyday experiences with and I miss cooking for two. I work from home and it would be nice to have someone to help out with house work. Would prefer you had anime or vidya as a common hobby, were at least mid 20's (closer my age the better). I can travel within reason to help you move if needed. Preferably we hang out online a few times before meeting in person

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Deal breakers: entirely mentally unstable, hard drug use (weed and alc are fine)
Please leave your asl and a meme on the add message :)

43/m/provider

Looking for a travel companion.

I retired early and move country to country on tourist visas. Usually stay around 90 days, sometimes do a border run, sometimes just move on. Rent an apartment, keep costs low, enjoy whatever’s local.

Places include Albania, Dominican Republic, Bosnia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Romania, Georgia, Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Belize, Colombia, Mexico, etc. Open to other low cost-of-living countries.

You just need a passport. I cover everything else.

Contact: mast3r0fc01nz@proton.me

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-Provider / NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
24/M/Bi
About Yourself + Contact Info
NEET with sleeping problems, on disability (for anxiety/depression/adhd). I like video games, mecha, furry/kemono, jrpgs, pokemon, monster hunter, minecraft.
hyakushiikii on discord.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Ontario. Can only relocate within Ontario because of my disabilitybux.
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
A roommate or someone I can rent a room from in April/May to July/August maybe longer it depends.
>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I don't have a car or a license so I would need help moving my stuff.

>>34720947
Is that you, boatanon?

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neet 23 us

i like programming and im trying to get
a remote job doing that

my living situation is bad and am looking for place to stay or dating

xxyyvn

>>34721550
No sorry, not that anon

>>34720947
Some info I should have included in my first post:

Why look here? Been around here almost since launch, so yeah, over 20 years. It’s a weird place, but 4chan has been there through boredom, life implosions, and everything in between. I’m more normie than some, but if I had to label myself, I’m definitely a 4chan weirdo.

I’ve debated making a post like this for about six months. Most AAN threads feel exploitative one way or another, so expectations are low. Best-case scenario is finding a small group of like-minded people who enjoy traveling and can actually disappear for 90+ days at a time. Everyone I know IRL is locked into jobs, kids, or both.

To be clear up front: I’m not looking for a sexual partner. Sex tourism exists everywhere already; that’s not what this is about. I’m mentioning it because we’ve all seen how gross some AAN posts get, and this isn’t that. This is strictly platonic. M/F, orientation, etc. do not matter, only vibes.

The honest intent here is positive. Whether it’s someone escaping a bad situation, someone needing space to reset, or someone who just genuinely enjoys travel, I’m trying to put something good out there. I don’t need the money from my pension, so I’d rather share the opportunity with a few people who appreciate it.

About my situation: former military, medically discharged, full pension just over $4k/month. That’s plenty for two people to live very comfortably in the countries I visit. I also worked in tech afterward and have a very comfy nest egg I don’t touch. Budget would be handled openly and fairly; cheap country means more fun money for both of us.

If the world goes sideways again (COVID-style), I also have a 4 bed / 3 bath house in the Midwest US. Lower level is basically its own private space minus kitchen and laundry.

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>>34722244
Gross.

>>34720947
is there any specifics you'd like included if one were to reach out?

>>34722762

Your basic info and any questions you have is probably a good place to start. If you post here copy/paste that if you'd like.

The truth is we may be the only English speakers we encounter for periods of time, so being able to just talk is pretty important.

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>Status: Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
I am a 24 year old male looking to provide. I am straight and looking exclusively for women.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am in the 321 area code, close to central Florida.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I am looking to provide. I have recently moved in to a 2 bed 2 bath apartment and have found myself feeling lonely. I would like some company and would be willing to clothe and feed you. The situation would be friends or roommates, infrequently with benefits if that's fine by you. All I ask of you is that you be gentle and supportive. Add me and I can show you what I look like and tell you more about myself, my tag on discord is "dunerider." (with the period)

pic rel will be your other roommate

>>34722471
rofl that's fucking disgusting. God why are they like this?

>>34720454
I can't fathom people who just want to throw their lives away like that. Having kids is the best thing in life.

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>>34715829
posting for someone else. inb4 simp, no i have someone else i'm interested in. just helping a friend

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
- neet

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
- bi cis woman but I prefer men. Im 28
- About Yourself + Contact Info
- autistic weeb. J-pop enjoyer. My contacts are fluffyfuwafluffers on discord and chickn3@proton.me. I live in Southern California. I love vtubers such as hololive and neurosama

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
- Willing to relocate in u.s and Canada.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
- an open relationship or open marriage with my adopter is fine, but I’ll take anything at this point.

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
- nothing comes to mind so I’ll leave this as N/A

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>>34723822
>extremely long archive history of being a mid-/late-30s gay male pedophile that is ban-on-sight in nearly every 4chan adjacent discord server
Have your "friend" post timestamped pictures of your cervix, chickn

>>34722459
Livin the dream. Hell, I'm completely mobile and could go off grid any time; I'd be tempted to start a bromance and I'm also a guy in my 40s.

Don't need it though. Still good where I'm at. Maybe have a neetwife soon in a little house in the middle of nowhere if things keep working out.

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
neet

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
26, f, straight

>About Yourself + Contact Info
idk. not looking for hookups or a live-in maid situation. seeking ride or die love as the world collapses

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
us, yes

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
love

>discord
pig3ons

>>34728484
I get you are a girl so you feel like you can get away with anything, but my god give some basic info about yourself. Also to EVERYONE, for location stop just putting US. The US is a big fucking country and people want to know if you are on the other side of it or not, you don't have to give your city.

Hi, My name is Emily.
I'm a shy puppy girl looking for an abusive owner to shape and mold her. Very few limits and really open to anything. Hoping to be fully broken and molded. Into heavy degradation/ humiliation and willing to go through bodily changes.
kik: emym0ore

>>34728585
White girls have been so brainfucked into stupidity by jewish crime podcasts they honestly think narrowing their location down to even a single state will get them abducted by a serial killer.

>>34720454
>>34723797
You tradcucks are so funny with how easily triggered you always are.

>>34729357
I've broken up with more than one girl for whom "doesn't want kids" was an important dealbreaking factor in us getting/staying together, because after a few years they started to change their mind on the subject.

I don't think it's "tradcuck" so much as just recognizing a common pattern as childless women's fertility wanes.

>>34728855
Eh, somebody in the server recently doxxed themself pretty bad by reposting pics from their "business" social media account with all their full slave name identity and professional contact info.
No one has shown any interest in abducting them, though, serial killer or otherwise.

>>34729461
was about to say, there's always 1 autist with rainbolt level skills out there who goes "ah well that fence is point north next to this building, which can only be found at University of [whatever] so she must be a student there"
> be me
> dated some girl a long time ago for a few years (long story)
> her ex bf found my place based on her insta post and had to call the cops on him

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>>34715829
>asl
19/mtf/us

>Status:
neet

>about me
hi, im a broke femcel loser who recently got unhoused. im pan and from the northeast. i rot all day either playing video games or just nothing, im consistently sweaty and smelly (but in a girl way) and i have no friends. oh and also i like skateboarding and looking at microbes under a microscope :33

>looking for
lonely weirdos with no self esteem, old men with too much money, and general outcasts from society (i think theyre cute)

>not looking for
girls(icky), arians

>contact
dc: nomad.mp3

I probably don't belong here, but I'll throw my shot.

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider / Semi-Provider
Basically I can completely provide for someone, but it's not entirely what I'm looking for. I'm hoping to find someone who's more starting out, and I can provide for you while you get your life going or you're going through studies. And once you're good we can act more as equals.
However I am pretty open if we click if you're looking for a more stay at home role.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
30/M/US, TX.
straight, not interested in trans.

>About Yourself
Without going into a ton of details, I'm someone that likes to try various new hobbies and learn to skills as they randomly happen to grab my interest. I like keeping active, and if you're living with me I'd expect we'd casually go play some casual sports in like the neighborhood parks.
Other than that I do like drawing, and like anyone on 4chan I'm also a gamer and manga reader.
I also have a dog.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Texas, I'd prefer that if someone is interested they're local and we would be able to meet up plenty of times before jumping in to anything. I am in one of the big 4 cities though.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I am looking for a relationship, preferably with someone who doesn't have a ton of relationship/sexual experience either.
I'm more specifically looking for a younger girl, in the 18-mid 20s, who's got that more introverted energy going. I'm not much a degenerate, so I don't like people who do drugs or are too wild and things of that nature.

>Contact Info
Discord - litz_58657

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>>34729357
>being a natalist is now considered "trad"
lmao, do zoomzooms really?

>>34730772
>autist with rainbolt level skills
More like "right click, search by image" level skills.

Does anyone need some love?
I have some extra I'm not currently using and would like to share it with someone who needs it.

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Neet
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
22, F, hetero.
I simply want someone to buy me food/groceries and get to know me; I don't consider myself bad company. It can be exclusively food if you wish; I can show you the receipts and all that, and Uber Eats gift cards are fine. Unfortunately, I am mentally ill, so I am on medication and I pay for all of that with my neetbucks, along with therapy. I don't have anything serious, and I know how to behave. I'm a very shy and introverted girl, but I know how to express myself. I like autistic stuff, vidya, especially JRPGs, and I collect plushies.
I want to share my day-to-day life with someone : 3
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Mexico, yes
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Whatever

>Discord
ssswwsss_

>>34736159
this poster is trying to involve you in her feeder fetish without your informed consent: >>34710534

>>34736190
and

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>>34736258
smoking the reefer

>>34736190
>without your informed consent
bro

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M27 EU
Why is it so difficult to find a complete loser doesn't leave her room needs constant attention codependent neet wife who will play games and watch anime with me?

I will quite literally let you stay at home and provide for you and we can play games together.
Distance doesn't matter, I will fly you out.

Im genuinely serious.

Discord: theseaofshrimp_79892

>>34715829
Worth a shot.

>Status
Provider
>ASL
24/M/JP
>About yourself
American, living alone. My BMI is on the lighter side of normal, I look average. I like philosophy, electronics, and all things compsci. I'm otherwise kinda boring.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Japan, I cannot move, but willing to help relocate you.
>Looking for
Relationship/FWB, female/femcels. A new friend to do stuff with if nothing else.
>Not looking for
Druggies or those already in a relationship.

soc.subtly535@passinbox.com

was there a neet that moved from ohio to GA recently within the last two years? can we talk

>>34740244
wua3746@proton.me

>>34715829
>Status
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
21/M/Bi (but I'm only gay for like REALLY feminine guys who pass and don't have hair on them and have a flat tummy with wide hips)
>About Yourself
Autistic retard who wants someone to help him make his own cartoon/comic about uhhh... I have no idea, i just threw a bunch of esoteric concepts, shit i thought was cool and my own projections together
I don't have knowledge about philosophy, sociology, religions, psychology and arts but im told I sound like I do, and I only do because of reductive information
>Boards
/co/, /vp/ (formerly), /x/ (formerly), /lit/, /tg/ (formerly)
>Favourite /co/slop
Spongebob (Seasons 1-3), KND, The Maxx, Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja, MLAATR, Ben 10, Phineas and Ferb, FoP (Seasons 1-5), Generator Rex, PPG, Batman: Brave and the Bold, HorseFiles
>Other slop
Panty and Stocking, PvZ, Psychonauts, Serious Sam, Sakamoto Days, Transformers, Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, Pizza Tower
>Other slop I didn't really consume
Max Stirner, Deleuze and Gauttri, Watchmen (or comics in general desu), Persona, Nietzsche, Camus, Tao Te Ching, Carl Jung, Hegel
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am but the thing is that it's gonna be quiet the process considering I live in the fucking middle east
>Looking for:
I take anyone who can serve me as I could entertain them. Maid, FWB, Relationships are Optional pipe dreams
>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I'm autistic (diagnosed by jews) and demotivated af, also I'd rather you wouldn't be authoritarian or a massive leftie
>Contact Info
'cord - baselordisblaster

>>34740321
>wua3746@proton.me
i emailed you

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
24F straight
poemdebt@proton.me
BBW white woman, average intelligence, decent cook, i like to read, watch movies, anime, i spend more time with my internet friends than i do my irl.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Fl, yes
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Looking for relationship. I will cook and clean and housewife in exchange for you providing for me. Someone who wants kids is a requirement. Living in a rural area would be a huge plus. I have a cat, he comes with me.

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27m/gay/USA
>me
- 6'3 submissive east african strict bottom
- kissless virgin
- not femboy, would be into crossdressing if ur into it
- not that masculine
- been told i have a cute face
- semi autistic (not actually autistic, but being a hermit for many years has made me lose many of my social skills, can be regained)
- not close with family, only mom
- fav films: clockwork orange, true romance, barry lyndon, the shining (yes, obsessed with kubrick)
- anime: bleach, naruto, mob psycho 100, dr stone, kill la kill, parasyte, aot, demon slayer, fma brthrhood, hxh, og drgnball, dbz, steins gate
>looking
- any race cis male top (strict tops, max age 35), not overweight, with a handsome face and a big dick (7 inches + and super thick + big balls) who is looking for a serious long term relationship that will end up in marriage (no big wedding, we elope).
- im super into getting treated like a bitch, bred, male impregnation. i like worshipping big dick and big balls. i have a small dick (5.5 inches) so i'm into small penis humiliation. if ur into raceplay, i don't mind. it's kind of hot. as long as u understand that actual racism is cringe, i can roleplay with u. full kink list attached
- very into cuddling and kissing
- be patient with me because i'm new to all this. i'm currently a bit overweight and dieting so i will be uncomfortable showing u pictures of my body until like may or so. but i will show u my face up front as soon as u message me. but until im ready to send u full body pics, we will just be getting to know each other
- u don't have to be perfect. u don't have to have ur shit together, cause i sure don't. u don't have to be rich. i just ask for trust, loyalty, stability, and that u strive to be better every day. as long as u accept me for my shortcomings, i will accept u.
- we will meet in person if we hit it off.
>no
MAGA

>discord
illmatic992

must send me ur face when u first message me.

>ASL
36/M/Michigan

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-provider or Provider under certain arrangements

>About me
Pretty boring, work, come home, be lazy and watch Netflix or play games

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Female applicants only, under 30. Relationship can be anything, it will be discussed

>Contact
looking_for_neet@proton.me
Send asl in message,

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
38/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
telegram and discord: mcboots

>>34740429
ignores emails

>>34737130
>bro
sis

>Status: Provider

>ASL: 34 / M / West Coast USA

>About me
East asian, very successful (mostly due to my family's business haha)
I own a beachfront house in Southern California, but I don't live there for most of the year.

>Looking for
Long-term!
A nice, organized, and ideally attractive female (Asian / White preferred) to live in and take care of the house throughout the year, who is open to spending time and acting as a GF for the few weeks/months that I stay there.
I will also provide you with monthly $ for food and whatever else you need.

>Not looking for
You must not have a criminal history or history of drug abuse.
I don't care if you bring friends over, but respect my property/furniture.

>Contact
dev1004@proton.me

Status: NEET
Sex, Age, Sexuality: mtf, 20, bi
Location: St Paul, Minnesota. willing to relocate.
Looking for: lost my job as of today, i got like $5 in my bank account and feel like im not gonna be able to hold down a job in my life. i have no meaningful education (outside of a high school diploma) or any useful experience. i got a 2bd apartment rn but like. i dont think im ready for having an apartment. im looking for someone who wants me to move in with them. i can do chores and embrace housewife or whatever i guess.
Extra info: idk i feel like doing this would be more fun that dying, maybe you can fix her(me). i enjoy playing video games and weed and consuming media, i like practicing my guitar or fooling around with whatever tech stuff i have like my raspberry pi or a Linux distro. im not able to pass as a girl i think, haven't done any voice training and have no experience with makeup other than lipstick or painting my nails. hopefully this is appealing to someone.

>>34745076
Faggot

>>34745094
ok what are you gonna do about it? suck my fat cock?

>>34736190
the other people are gonna clown on you, but I genuinely appreciate this, anon. Consent still matters, and it's fucked up and shitty even one someone with tits does it. You did the right thing. Don't let 4chan retards let you think otherwise.

>Status:
Semi-Neet
>Sex / Gender / Age / Sexuality:
30/F/Bisexual
>General Location
South Carolina - Not looking to relocate right now maybe in a few years due to just getting my home
>Looking For
I’m open to different arrangements depending on mutual fit, including a provider partnership or compatible household arrangements. Any living arrangement would only be considered after getting to know each other over time and having clear expectations, boundaries, and structure in place.
>Not Looking For
Anyone under the age of 25, short term arrangements, pressure to rush into living together, unstable behavior, impulsive, or chaotic situations, disrespect toward my boundaries, my children, or my widowhood, “Go with the flow” or no plan dynamics.
>About Me / Expectations:
I’m a widowed single mom living independently in my own home. I’m not looking to rush into living with anyone, and I’m very intentional about safety, compatibility, and stability especially because I have children. I value consistency, emotional maturity, and clear communication. It’s important to me that there is complete transparency from the very first conversation, no secrets, no guessing games, and no mixed signals. I’m not interested in drama, impulsive situations, or unsafe dynamics. I prefer slow, honest, and straightforward discussions before anything practical is considered, and I’m selective about who I allow into my home and my life. If you value patience, structure, mutual respect, and intentionality, we’re more likely to align.
>Interests
I like dark, awkward humor (Nathan For You), and I’m into indie horror games like Fears to Fathom. I love atmospheric, surreal storytelling like Twin Peaks and The X-Files are forever favorites. I also enjoy thrifting, decorating my home, occasional gaming, creating music playlists, and quiet nights in just as much as the occasional outing. I prefer structure and intention over chaos.
>Discord
thriftypleaseplanet

>>34746883
Did you convince/trick some guy into knocking you up and then murder him?

>>34746883
whats a 30 y/o widow doing on 4chan, aan no less

>>34747833
Why do you need to comment dumbshit? If it doesn’t align just read and move on.

>>34745076
can we see some ass

>>34747893
Well don't copy paste your ad in every thread dumb shit. Just read the thread and move on

>>34746883
pretty sure this is that delusional entitled cunt who will block you for not immediately doxing yourself at the beginning of the conversation.

>>34745076
why post an ad like this without providing contact info

>>34747893
but she's right lol. you are a 30 year old mother posting an ad on a forum with cock rate threads. no one you are looking for will read your wants here. be an adult, get your shit together, and get on a dating app or something and meet someone normal.

>>34715881
Provider
30/M/US
>looking for
Roomate. It plain disgusts me seeing people sell their body for a roof, I'll let you crash for a few months and won't rape you. Females preferred as men aren't exactly at risk.
I'm considerably less mentally ill than most people here. I don't talk much but I'm not a total lonely autist. A friend would be nice but if you want to fuck off into the guest room for your stay that's just fine and I won't raise a fuss. I do expect you to get back on your feet eventually.

>>34745076
You sound like someone I might like to adopt. Post Disc.

>>34720947
Are you looking for something long-term or for a short time when you travel?

I've been meaning to visit Vietnam and Georgia.

>>34753721

Honestly either. I wouldn't mind if I had a tiny group of rotating adventure partners.

31M USA (East Coast)

I am (very) recently divorced, no kids.
I have a 2br condo in a highrise in a major city with an empty room for your use.
I am: An employed white cis male, 6’1”, and in relatively good shape.
You are: 21+ cis female, not looking for a serious romance but open to the possibility of it.

adoptinganeet@proton.me

>>34752899
kalonsignal

>>34749209
kalonsignal

>>34751946
whats the catch .. if ur not gonna rape me then why would u let me stay w u .. am i gonna be doing dishes or watching anime w u or what

>>34715829
>ASL
22F, straight, Vegas
>Willing to relocate
YES
>Looking for
A really nice bf :), its okay if you're a chud! I like that abt you :)
disc: @roachdude23

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>>34715829
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
25, M, straight
disc: hikikomaru
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Romania + YES
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
i feel kinda stuck in life and have felt that way for a while. i'm a shut-in NEET KHHV living in a tiny apartment i inherited from my grandparents in some middle of nowhere town. i have no friends or family. i could keep living like this until the end of time but it's so incredibly dull and boring and it's making me lose my mind more and more every day.

i'm looking for a woman who can take me outta here and help me live life a little. even though i'm 25, i have the life experience of like a 14 year old. i feel like i haven't done anything memorable in life yet. i need some adrenaline pumped directly into my brain soon or i'm gonna lose it.

i'm 5'4, lean, kinda emo/grunge in hairstyle/fashion if you're into that. least i can do is promise i won't be boring because i get pretty insane and manic sometimes. also love anime vidya, comics, cartoons and anything else you'd expect from someone who browses this place.

all i ask is for you to be patient with me because it takes me a bit to open up and have a hard time understanding basic tasks sometimes. but if you're okay with that, then i'm down with anything you wanna do, in and outside of the bedroom. i guess the more experienced and mature you are, the better because i can barely function as a person in my daily life. so i guess i need like a "guiding hand" to help me get myself together after a lifetime of social isolation. and yeah, i know it's embarrassing to ask this from a girl when i'm a guy, but am just being honest...

>status
Provider/semi-provided
>Asl
27 m and 25 m
>Looking for
Ideally a fwb/housewife. Someone that vibes with us mosty, bonus points if you like watching people play games because i enjoy showing people games.
>Interests
Just throw a dart at typical nerd stuff and youll hit one of our interests. History, tabletop, vidya, anime, tv, movies ect.
>Not looking for
Guys. Under 20 or over mid 30s. People who will hate us for having a political opinion (you can have the opposite opinion idc just dont yell at me for it)
>Discord
steelsamurai0671

>>34756322
Forgot to mention we are a bi couple.

>>34754591
>kalonsignal
Oof, never mind. Spoken to this one before and it's hideous.

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET

NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info

35 / F / Fujoshi
disc: doreeeto

>Location + Willing to Relocate?

USA very willing to relocate

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)

Looking for two male providers in a relationship. (fujoshi) I have a piss kink too. I can cook and clean just please let me watch thanks.

>>34757159

says youre not accepting

>Status
Provider
>Age, Gender, Sexuality
41/M/Straight
Fit, white, glasses, clean-shaven, brown hair/eyes, look young for my age -- described by women as a "hot nerd" with matching interests
discord: arcanine_unc
>Location
Midwest; own a home. Cannot relocate, but can definitely host.
>Looking for
Petite 18-27yo daughter-wife, down for playing cozy (or macabre) indie games, split-screen co-op, and RPGs together on my living room PC setup. Please be a natal woman, cisfem, etc, would accept NB/and less extreme FTM

>>34756322
>>34757159
if you all haven't messaged each other yet, you need to.

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>>34720744
Bumpin' post and thread. Hope yall havin a good saturday :D

>Status: Semi-Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
36 , M , Straight
About Yourself + Contact Info

I am a dad bod spanish nerd who travels to different conventions and tcg tournament's, who loves watching movies and anime and plays the occasional shooter or dbd when I can. Currently training my pup who is 7 months old and a handful. I love all types of humor and don’t get offended over jokes and also goon from time to time. Can provide groceries or ghub meals etc.

>Discord: ChikanChief

>Location + Willing to Relocate?

Massachusetts and no not willing to relocate

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB/travel buddy

Looking for mainly a FWB who is also willing to travel with me to my events be it card tcg tourneys or 18+ anime cons/reg cons. When travels happen, will cover flights, hotel, food, when at these events and mainly have a NSA relationship.

Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)

Only looking for Cis F who enjoy the things I do mentioned above as well as cosplay and talk about our fetishes and goon material we enjoy. If you enjoy Tentacle hentai and cosplay sex, huge plus. Not looking for a serious relationship but ok long term FWB thing, just cool friends who enjoy meming around, cosplaying and traveling, and if you enjoy MTG, godzilla, comedy movies, even better. Things I care about are hygiene is a must, if we meet and you reek, not happenin. Bonus points if you are curvy, nice thick thighs, or if your body looks like pornstar Yhivi, ++. Looking between the ages of 25-40.

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>status:
semi-NEET

>age, sex, sexuality
18, ftm(5 months hrt), bi

>about me
i’m black and hispanic, 5’5” 250, trying to lose weight. i’ve recently relapsed into counting calories and purging so hopefully my weight will go down soon. i also cut but i would stop if you’re not a fan. i know i sound like a handful but the only mental illness i have (MDD, sociophobia) would make me cling to you and blame myself internally for any conflict. aka i’m extremely agreeable and eager to please. im unemployed and dont have a car or license, so i stay home all day outside of school. i’m currently in community college, and want to go to culinary school after i get my associates.

> location, willing to relocate?
Texas, yes but would need help.

> interests
i like music, photography, drawing, and recently magic the gathering. i love painting but don’t have the means for supplies, so i use my phone mostly. my photography is mostly of my local hardcore/emo scene. on that note the music i like varies but it’s mainly things like metal, punk, and emo. i like video games but im not great at them, so i’d probably like whatever games you’re into if you don’t mind.

>Looking for:
provider/owner essentially. i’m good at cooking and cleaning, and i like taking care of others.
i’m also into a lot of things sexually, namely impact play and loving degradation. but again i don’t mind indulging others kinks at all.

>requirements

the only requirement is that you be willing to buy my hrt for me. i’ve only diyed so far but i would do it legally with help. i was forced to stop since i cant afford it and my first vial was free. i do good with structure, from just a list of chores to get done to a fully planned schedule im expected to follow. its not required but i would thrive. im a big fan of weed and alcohol, so providing that is a huge plus. even like as a reward system for cleaning and stuff.

>contact
dc: d0gb0y

picrel is a painting i did in my sketchbook

>>34760601
>18, ftm(5 months hrt), bi
>i’m black and hispanic, 5’5” 250,

Women will do anything to avoid not being disgusting obese fucks, including adopting new fake performative gender nonsense. Just put down the fucking twinkies, Shaniquachita, ain't nobody care that you want to call yourself Ayden and pretend you aren't a woman.

> im a big fan of weed and alcohol,

Wowza, big fucking shocker there. Somebody would have to be mentally retarded to want to let you into their home.

>>34760770
i don’t really care about ur opinion, racists are inherently retarded

>>34760832
I really don't care about what color you are, but hey, do whatever you have to do to avoid looking in the mirror. You're the one who is going to lose a leg to diabetes, not me. See how much my opinion doesn't matter when your leg goes necrotic from diabetes and your reproductive organs atrophy from the HRT. You are a genetic dead end and it has nothing to do with your race.

>>34761950
whats with you and legs man

>>34761971
You start losing limbs when you're an obese person with diabetes. Any other questions?

>>34762072
yeah, if i start losing limbs, can i get some cool prosthetic replacements instead? like jc from deus ex, or venom snakes prosthetic arm? will the diabetes preclude me from being totally awesome?

>>34762089
You don't strike me as the type to have tens of thousands of dollars lying around to pay for that, so let me guess - you expect other people to pay for it for you? So you can be a retard *and* a cripple, larping as somebody from a video game?

People like you really are just a cancer and a burden. Going through life making the worst possible decisions and shrugging at the consequences, even if it affects others/society. Demonic.

>>34762110
no im saying like what if there was somebody really nice to do that for me my dads an engineer, do u think it could work would the diabetes affect my prosthetics as well, and ofc i wouldnt larp id be my own oc lol duh

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>ASL
19/cisF/France
>About me
NEET, I like MLP, VKEI, and lolita fashion. I just wanna find a guy/girl and chill with them for life.
>looking for
a rich spouse who can fund my lolita lifestyle
don't waste my time if u want nudes
i'm willing to meet irl
>discord
devileqqk

>>34760601
So, just to confirm here:
>i pay for your drugs (hrt)
>i pay for your vices
>i pay for you to move to me
>i pay for your art supplies
>i pay EXTRA for groceries
>i pay 100% rent
Did I miss anything here?
I'm trying to decide which is cheaper: rent a 5* hooker for one night from Miami Beach that looks like a bitch from America's Next Top Model, or a have an 18y/o ftm obese blic (black+spic) from Texas that cuts itself, leeches itself onto my house and accounts and personal life, who plans on sticking around longer than one night.
Toughest decision I've ever had to make. Surely, you can understand, right?

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>>34762118
how does it feel to be the human embodiment of this image

>>34762142
actually he moer so induced it than deduced it, and newton wasnt the first person to use calculus, back to more pressing matters, u didnt answer my question, do u think id be awesome? im looking for feedback onmy character thx x3

looking for girls (18+) to make child jerky out of

>>34762140
the only requirement is hrt and moving lol. i’m already poor so most things are an upgrade, and i would literally stop eating to be less of a burden. i’ve done it before.

>>34762203
Ok so only hrt and moving, doesn't sound too bad nor expensive.
So, what do I get in return?
What do you offer on the table?

>>34762208
what i said in the post lol. cooking, cleaning, almost anything sexually. but you don’t want an obese ftm so idk why ur asking

Tell me your best 4chan story, I'm lonely

samdrifts

>>34762237
>almost anything sexually. but you don’t want an obese ftm
are you planning on bottom surgery? i want a long term investment and can't work with a dick being there, even if it is a fake one.

>Status
NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
F19

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
NYC, rather not, but could

>Looking for:
DESU I'm really lonely and seek some fucked up sort of connection with someone. I could even be a pet. Looking for someone preferably a little older (about 30years old or older) and a little dominant but caring

DSC: melllen

>>34767323
Meh. What the hell, the baby jebus wouldn't have given me two kidneys if I wasn't supposed to risk getting one stolen.

>Status: NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
20, Cis Woman, Straight Virgin

White, never used 4chan before. I am as virgin as it gets, never even kissed. Very depressed, but I don't let that strip me of a personality. I am not particularly picky about looks, as long as you have good hygiene. I play all types of games my favourite genres being fps, story & strategy (think tlou, civ6/7, northgard). I love animals, far more than I do people.

>Why I am here
Ruined my chances at a good life by being depressed from the age of 13, have been attempting to put my life back together after being unable to attend most of high school. Just completed a cert in university that would qualify me for my dream education but i did not make it in. Stuck in a loop of needing better education in order to apply for better education. The system is bullshit. I cannot physically take another year of rotting, currently attempting an overdose on copious amounts of pills, but I have some doubt that it will work, as only mild medications are allowed within my vicinity lol. If that doesn't work, this post is my last attempt before I choose something less tame.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
New Zealand. Willing to relocate anywhere, I don't care.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Looking for an owner.
Guide and mold me into your perfect woman, I am but a shell of a person now but I could be much more. I am very much aware that I am not perfect, but I have good qualities and truly believe that if my upbringing had been a little different, I would have been pretty damn close. Starve me, feed me, teach me how to be a woman. I am even willing to undergo procedures if you so wish. I am, of course, willing to act as a maid and take care of more mundane things, but I want something more extreme. This isn't exactly a sexual thing for me, I just desire to be wanted by someone who needs nothing and no one besides me.

>>34767819
Not in NZ, could move you if things go right.

Kik hellras02
Tele red_wing2
Tguard KZPFAJ43N

Pick one if youre interested

Hi !
I've been trying for two weeks to find a master in real life, without succes so far...
So, lets be a little more clear about who I am, and what I'm looking for :
- ASL : 19 femboy France
- I just need to be used as a sex slave and more specifically a toilet slave.
- I want to clean shitty assholes, drink piss, snif fart, and other dirty things
- I want my ass and mouth fucked all day
- I also dream to be fucked by dogs
- I dont mind to be gangbanged or prostitued
- I'm looking for IRL meetups (and I'm very serious, so dont come if you are not. Idem if you want money, dont waste your time and mine. I'm not looking for money either)
- I love to be forced, and the feeling of helplessness so, even if there is things I dont like, I have no real limits. Even if I cry or struggle, I wont mind in the end.

I want to move to my master's place definitely, and I'm not against changing country. Even if it's next week, because I want it as soon as possible. You could come and get me (I'll give you necessary informations for that if I think youre really gonna come), or I could travel if necessary

I already received some serious looking offers, so the first one to lay his hand on me in real life will own me

P.S - I'm really borded of people who message me and just deasepear after jerking of. Taking me for yourself will probably be the easiest thing you'll ever do. Just put a little goodwill into it ^^

FV62NKA8H
re_l_

>>34767819
31M in the US, add me on disc.

eye_circle

>>34764728
nope, just top surgery

>>34767819
enigmaticscotsman1

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>>34767819
24M, I can book your flight here if you're interested.
acting_amplify585@simplelogin.com

>>34767968
show ass

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>Status: NEET.

>Age, Sex, Love Interest:
21 years old.
Femboy, that is who I am.
Pansexual.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am in Los Angeles.
My life, memories, & adventures have been in California. I would like to stay in the state, unless convinced to visit you.

>Looking for: Roommate or Lover.

>About Me: Hello. I am from California & I'd love to admit who I am which is I am a decisive, authoritative person. My word is what I think, & I'd enjoy meeting genuine people who get to insight life's most awe-inspiring sights.

Like getting to hold hands in a gloomy, buzzing streetlight landscape where the clouds will be sparse, only covering the moon every other moment to treat the night. I am usually quiet, dress properly & always about skincare, healthy meal preparation.

Being a femboy is how I am able to fully express myself in a creative, formal way of how I address the world. I am wanting to consider myself a writer one day, yet I don't think I have the books necessary to make myself as intelligent to be so literate as such. I need too.

You are welcome to add me.

>Physical Appearance:

Pale, white skin. A diamond shaped head with accentuated features of my lips, cheeks that are big. I am Mexican & German, so my heritage has made it that with these characteristics to have sharp looks. I have fluffy, lush black hair. I'm whitexican.

>Discord:

goatwithanak

>>34767819
Discord is redburgundy.

>>34767819
droodies on discord
let's talk more

>>34767819
Discord: syndicatehyde
From sweden, dont mind moving you out here <3

>>34722244
Is that your discord? In the us too.

>>34767819
Discord is silver_red_1

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
24, M, straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Texas. I will not relocate but I can relocate the right person.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Cis woman only. Must take care of yourself(ie. dont be fat, stinky, or dirty). I can provide your own room, your own bathroom, groceries, all your necessities, plus gifts and stuff. The bare minimum I'm looking for is a friend who will do chores. I am NOT interested in casual sex, if we're not actually dating do not expect/try anything sexual. My ideal is a housewife, but I doubt I'll find one on here.

My discord is needanobsession

>>34774281
A little about me:
I obviously take care of myself. I live in the countryside with my 2 dogs. I'm into tech, weightlifting, and gaming. I mostly play overwatch, stellaris, and civ.

>>34767819
Add me on discord, whaaaaaaaaatnow you do have good qualities and I could mold you into something perfect <3

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>>34715829
Hello, this is a bit of an unusual arrangement where basically I have a permit to interact with nature in cool ways, just need a small amount of funding for it. I can only relocate if my state permit can be transferred to your state. If this turns out profitable, I will be able to pay you back in full. If it doesn’t, then I can only pay you off 50% of what you gave using my own money.

That being said, to not waste your time, I am a tranny. Sorry D:

Anyway, my permit is to collect, breed, and sell insects native to my state. I can provide proof of my permit if needed. My plans with it are to go hiking often and collect butterflies, beetles, and other cute insects. I’ll create food products for them and using either vitamin E or sorbic acid, I will then preserve these food items. I will also grow plants to provide nectar and pollen enrichment. Then I will sell these items together in the form of kits, containing all the food you need, plants, and the insect of choice.

I also have plans to provide free or low cost insect kits to local schools so the kids can have something nice to look forward to at school. I remember I had silkworms in my 2nd grade and it was cool.

What I can provide in return varies depending on what you can give. Beyond either paying back in full, or paying 50% if things flop, I can involve you in the insect rearing process. If you buy me some kind of gopro I can then livestream me hiking to you, showing you as I collect insects. If you can’t at minimum I will livestream me taking care of insects in my room, using my webcam.

I will also teach you the things I know and potentially mail you insect kits if you want them.

Finally, I am not looking to provide sexual material to you. I mostly just want a friend that can help me out starting this concept.

I can go on and on but this is the summary, you can find me on discord at:
ediblefroot

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>asl
21 female michigan
>status + willing to relocate
neet, willing to relocate anywhere in the usa. preference to places with gud public transport and weather that isnt like constantly 70-90+ degrees
>about me
autistic amd bpd. mixed race, 5'4" 125lbs, pretty uggo but if you are into gross androgynous ""femcel"" shut-in types i guess im alrite
>looking for
i'm open to a couple different arrangements, but overall jus wana be saved by rich anon that can take care of me and finance an autistic lifestyle of playing at arcades, going to otaku/furry conventions, sewing plushies, and collecting dolls
>not looking for
unironic right-winger/conservatives, drug users, dog/cat owner
>contact
puddimg on discord

>>34767819
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the amount of replies to this really proves to me that humanity is done

>>34767819
You sound like you need a friend, I'm not much for adopting neets or whatever, but I empathize with your story because I've also suffered from mental issues since I was around 15-16.

>>34776785
>if you are into gross androgynous ""femcel"" shut-in types i guess im alrite
high deer can you open up your cloth

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>asl
24 m aus,nsw

im a uni student just looking for any girls that are into niche anime and jrpgs, not alot of us in aus :(
not a gooner just chill, i play video games all day and go for walks so quite introverted
just looking for a loser like me to build something comfy and maybe we can go travel the world or something one day :D

>contact
discord: locke8778

>>34776813
All it proves is that white women literally cannot complain about anything

>>34776813
Men like having simple women who are open to being guided and loving with low indications of drama, bitchyness or materialism.
MORE AT 11

>>34776813
>replies to this really proves to me that humanity is done
This nuclear chap never bothered with the files. Never glanced at them in fact. He still retained, in naive ignorance, an unsettling belief in humanity prior to the browsing of this thread.

>>34767819
add me
waif_1_94441

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>>34776785
requests closed. honestly i posted this out of escapist coping and not genuinely serious about moving out in the coming months. sorry

>>34779306
you're just an attention whore like 90% of the other neets here, don't worry about it

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>Status: NEET / Producer

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
25, Male, Straight

Soft-spoken music producer. I live in the clinical deep end, not for the aesthetic. Borderline Personality Disorder, AuDHD, C-PTSD, and psychotic features. Currently navigating life on 400MG Seroquel, so I'm a permanent sleepy boi, low energy, high patience, zero interest in "acting normal"

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Minnesota, Not looking to relocate

>Looking for: (Relationship / Friends)
A girl-failure or broken doll to keep me company. Someone who is also "stuck" in the system or just living the Hikki life and wants to bond over how messed up we both are. I want an unhealthy mutual obsession where we rot in calls, share music, and watch weird movies together. I’m looking for the real thing, someone whose damage I can recognize and validate.

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
If you've been told you "overshare" you're my type. Bonus points for menhera aesthetics, cat lovers, and a love for Yume Nikki, Saya no Uta, or SH2. No "fixers" or normies. Let’s just be broken together.

>Contact
Discord: rispaa

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>NEET

>A/S
Late 20s, Schizo Cis F Azn, Demisexual

>About
I have no idea what my future holds but Im trying not to get myself to fully homeless NEET status so please dont take this too seriously, I dont want to waste either of our time. Im not sure that what Im looking for would even work, but its worth a shot I guess! :)

I currently rent my own apartment but Ive been unemployed for months. My ex partner moved in with me for 2 years and barely helped with rent and expenses, so I took care of both of us.

Im getting evicted, but I dont want to fight living here alone since I have no motivation to really take care of myself and I dont want to live here in this apartment anyway.

Ive abandoned my abusive family so I wont move back in with them.

>Location/Relocate?
West region of the US. Im seeing someone and want to move to the Midwest so Im hoping I can get help relocating there eventually, but if someone would like to help I'm willing to relocate anywhere in the US to you.

>Looking for
A provider who doesnt want sex. No older than 35. I am only motivated to live when Im taking care of another person. Im on meds and can take care of myself in other ways -- I just dont have the drive to live alone.

Ill be a roommate/maid. Ill cook, clean and run errands for you as long as I get help to get back on my feet. We can chat up and Ill be good company, as long as its all platonic. I do want to work and earn my own money.
Im on a spiritual journey of finding myself and righting my wrongs and my goal is to come back to my loved ones to repay all financial and emotional debts I owe them.

>Other
Im eccentric and probs autistic but can be normal. Extroverted but can be a homebody. Been on the chan since 2016.

Again, dont know if this will work since Im still figuring things out but if the stars align contact @ thesmallestwhitedog@proton.me!! I can tell you more about everything. You can unadd if it wouldnt work, no hard feelings.

Thanks for reading!! <3 :)

>>34780154
>as long as I get help to get back on my feet
What kind of help do you expect?
>I do want to work and earn my own money
Doing what?

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@10soulz on discord

>>34780289
Thanks for asking, anon!

>What kind of help do you expect?
I'd love my own room at least. Or even a couch is fine. I'd really just have my PC setup and clothes to bring with me. I do have a cat and I really want to bring her with me if I relocate, but I've also realized I might have to rehome her if necessary, which is a really hard choice to make.

Overall I need a roof over my head. My car is a wreck, but I could drive myself to relocate as a last resort (so I could still have some form of transportation). The help that is needed is shelter. Financial help would be great also, but I want to repay that back in other ways.

>Doing what?
The job market where I live is super competitive, so it's been hard to find one. I want to find just some job that'll hire me so I can put hours into being productive. If it's not a job then I'd love to make money staying home doing art, like rigging Vtuber models or drawing raunchy niche furry fetish art lmaooo (if I stay home then that gives me more time and space to do work around the house).

I hate the idea of freeloading so once I'm making my own money I'm more than happy to also help with rent and bills. I'm huge on taking responsibilities so once I'm able to settle in I'm focused on taking care of my provider by doing the typical housemaid chores, and whatever else is needed.

I don't like asking for much -- I think I'm pretty low maintenance. Shelter and company would benefit me greatly :)

>>34780508
Emailed ya

I am a neet and something happened to my discord account, and I cant find the person I was talking to and contacted by this thread. Im just hoping that he finds the post and can contact me. ALEXXX if you are reading this by any chance reply with your discord usser, so I can contact you and send you my phone number

>Status
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality

Male, British, Late 30's, straight

>Location
South West UK

>Looking for:

Someone to take care of the house/garden, I work full time and it's tiresome. I'd prefer to engage in a meaningful BDSM relationship, but I'm open to exploring a more simplistic maid arrangement.
Biological women only.

>Contact

Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Teleguard - SHYHAG5HY

>>34780154
>menhera asian wannabe vtuber
>seeing someone
So close yet so far.

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Neet/Willing to become semi-Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
18-20, born a woman, heteroflexible.
About Yourself + Contact Info
Hey there, been going through a lot with personal issues particularly with family. I've been in some sober homes (not for drug use, at least) but just for a place to stay. I dont have anything shitty, but just some anxiety here. My family do not support me much in anything I'd like to do and be. I'd love to become a guitar teacher and move my life with music. I love early 90's grunge and psychedelic here and there. I've done some stupid things in my life that resorted me in homelessness and bad situations, such as hanging around wrong crowds especially. I'd like to go back to school and be a a useful resource.
I play mobas, mmos, and some fps here and there. Hope to find other people to play some with me.
discord: locknrll
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Im in east coast, and I am willing to relocate fully.
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Im looking for a relationship/maid arrangement. I'd like some help getting an education if I do relocate and just trying to get our lives together. If we click on text and call, we can move foward as soon as we can.

>>34787521
>locknrll
added you. I love playing games that you like. I also want to support you in whatever way you need that I can provide. I can relate to your issues too. I'm the tim guy if ur adds are flooded.

>>34787570
Thanks, ill add ya back.

>>34787521
It was clear from 2 minutes of VC that this one is deranged and unstable. skip

>>34762140
If you have the money and this is an actual problem to you, go get the model and stop bitching on 4chan

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i'm just giving it a try for fun, please don't take it too seriously
>ASL
24 F
>status
NEET
>about me
i'm very passionate about art and fashion, i take art very seriously and practice everyday, i plan on making a living out of art and i do commissions sometimes, so i'm not sure if i count as a full NEET. i like cute, soft things, a mix of dark and cute. i dress lolita fashion but its pretty expensive, i would love it if someone could help me afford it. other things i enjoy are cooking, videogames, sewing. i'm very shy and socially awkward, i've never had a formal job before, i kinda feel like a girlfailure NEET, at least i save enough money to buy my own stuff now and then. my end goal is to be able to move out from my country
>looking for
i don't know, anyone that wants to talk to me for whatever reason except sex, someone that is interested in helping me or supporting me in any of those things, befriending me is okay too
>not looking for
big age differences, i'm sorry, i have my reasons, preferably not older than 28

i can be very clingy, but it takes me a while to build trust
if you're interested reply with your discord and i'll add you

>>34790016
>my end goal is to be able to move out from my country
Which country are you from?

>>34790016
spriteful77

>>34790016
26/M/TX, not tied to staying in TX if you'd rather live somewhere else with me down the line
Honestly it would be great to have someone to sew with. I always start these clothing projects and never finish them because I get bored or busy, but having a sewing partner would make it a lot more enjoyable! I'd also like someone to cook with, as cooking is my main hobby but I hardly get to do it with anyone. I'm not as serious about art as you (as in I don't practice much), but I still have serious skill. I also love the dark and cute aesthetic and would love to keep you in beautiful dresses (maybe we can even make one together)

Discord: ploops12

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>>34715829
any puppygirl providers want a twink dom to move in and make the place their own while keeping you crate trained? a moid is fine too

Hi, My name is Emily.
I'm a shy puppy girl looking for an abusive owner to shape and mold her. Very few limits and really open to anything. Hoping to be fully broken and molded. Into heavy degradation/ humiliation and willing to go through bodily changes.
kik: emym0ore

>>34722459
that's 200k monthly I'm seriously interested. I'm in the Philippines. Where can I contact you?

>>34790016
lunaflow_110

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Not sure yet if I will proceed with this, but whatever. Any male anon that would provide for my shut in, anime lewd drawing, masturbating, cooking baking and cleaning lifestyle?

If you're into non-con, with a touch of affection, that'd be amazing. I don't think I want a relationship anymore, I'm just too tired and worn out to sustain a job and I would rather kms. I like to watch anime and read manga, cook and bake, suck penis and get chocked.

30 F

>>34794935
This honestly sounds perfect, but that's how i know it isn't real

>>34794935
Message me, d4z3d_4nd_c0nfu5ed on discord.

>>34794935
>chocked
good morning saaaar

>>34794108

Based on your response, please dont bother

>Status: NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself: 29 F mentally and physically disabled. Bi-curious, I love to draw, I love watching anime, playing video games, cooking, writing.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Florida, yes, if we get along and get to know each other well..

>Looking for: A financial provider for the time being, unfortunately.


My contact info is: theundero9@gmail.com
After initial conversation I will provide my phone number or kik/discord. Please, no dirty messages right away, I am looking for a bond to build.

>>34794935

ldisc kanji3322

>>34794935
steelsamurai0671

>>34794935
You remind me of a female anon I talked in atoga with.

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>>34794935
You in the U.S.?

>>34794935

I'm seriously looking for this exact scenario and have the means to do it.

Discord Zyme12

>>34794973
>>34795421
>>34795449
>>34795807
Sorry in advance if I end up not contacting you. I'm having a troublesome time with my too-vanilla-for e relationship and I get sad and stressed thinking about what I would do if I decide to end things.

I really really want things to work out but maybe they won't. In which case I'll start sustaining myself somewhere before I go meet any of you. Thank you very much.

Also some bonus if you're into light ryona, and do NOT wanna make me do anything gross (vomit/scat/etc)

>>34795782
Yes I am in the US, in the southwest

>>34795822

Yeah, I get that. I'm in a similar situation where it feels empty but still stuck, and I just daydream about that life you described, wanting to hide away with a like minded person.

>>34795822

this was my post, send an invite :D I'll support your neet ways anon
>>34720744

>>34794935
Perfect if you lived in Europe. Should've just picked to date me in the first place you wouldn't be so jaded and used up now
Sad story, many such cases. Wish I had a cute virgin gf like that

>>34767819
life can be better, fun, and even have plenty of growth along the way. lets chat?
disc: _4am.

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Any homeless girls here?

>>34790016
hi you seem cool. _4am.

>>34794935
upper age limit?

>>34796028
I guess late 40's since I'm just looking for sustaining and to offer my body. If you have a strong libido despite your age, then it doesn't matter that much

>>34796158
>>34794935
I'm a dom wtih a lot of playful ideas, but I am in Europe.
Would you be willing to move in with me here? Or at least visit for a week first to see how our chemistry is.

>>34796158
i'd be willing to talk and see if we're compatible.
disc whatchagonnadoaboutit

Where can I get some NEET pussy that needs eaten?

>>34796158

Discord - Spiffy90

Not a NEET but want to adopt one. Female or passing MtF only. I'll buy you whatever you want or need, all ask is to be available when I message.

If interested please drop your discord.

>>34796158
My disc is gigasiever, in Europe, if you can move here then you can have what you wish for as soon as possible. It sounds perfect

any mtfs around portland or seattle who want a transgirl roommate? I can help with rent and stuff I just can't afford living alone and prefer living with other mtfs. I'm good at cleaning and a decent cook too

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>>34720744
Bumpin' thread
Happy friday bros

>Status
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Male, British, Late 30's, straight
>Location
South West UK
>Looking for:
Someone to take care of the house/garden, I work full time and it's tiresome. I'd prefer to engage in a meaningful BDSM relationship, but I'm open to exploring a more simplistic maid arrangement, open to both short and long term.
Sex workers welcome.
Biological women only.

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400

>>34798207
Disc: ssswwsss_

>>34798207
Hello, email me for my discord. Beabah81@gmail.com Female. 27 years old.

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>>34715829
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET (live with parents)
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
26, male, straight.
skinny hairy white guy, autsitic. into gaming and anime. spend most my time by myself, online. into outdoors stuff too. massive introvert. makes some art sometimes
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
usa north carolina, open to relocating, but desire someone who will live with me, since i like my family.
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
virgin girl, ideally kissless, like me
to live together and date

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>Status

Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender/Sexuality/About Yourself

Early 30s, male, straight, working in a directorial role for a midsize company. I love the outdoors, particularly being on the water, as well as reading and restoring antiques. White, 6', broad shoulders and fairly fit

>Location + Willing to Relocate?

Northeastern USA, not willing to relocate at this time as I just got a house and really enjoy the area so far

>Looking for

Looking for a female NEET to provide for. I do not require rent, or even chores - I'm mainly just looking for company. If you want to contribute to the household in some way I'd of course be grateful, but it is not necessary.

Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)

I am strictly monogamous. I have nothing against people who pursue different arrangements, but that will not be me.

I value good communication, honesty, and lots of quality time spent together.

I am open to housing/partnering with someone suffering from mental illness. However, if the illness is acute, I will need proof that you are actively undergoing therapy or treatment for it.

If interested, feel free to reach out at poet14617@gmail.com. If we hit it off, we can move to discord or another platform from there.

early 20s male provider in se us
If you are interested or close to here, message me for details.
tag: takopicel

https://discord.gg/u5ahunuksH
ISO all loser neets who have no friends. Circus wants YOU

>>34790016
you seem very cute
disc: scarlet_eyes_1350

>ASL
38M USA

>About You
I have a work from home job, but spend most of my time not working getting high and gooning to either porn or porn mods for games. Currently making life plans to move somewhere cheaper and be a shut in living in a goon den.

>Into

Porn addiction, generally being a pervert, free use, intox, overweight girls, messy girl failures ("goonettes" are my ideal type), and plenty of other things. My dream one day is to adopt a goonette as a pet who wants to stay shut in at home with me, just being our real selves.

Would love to even just make friends in the meantime.

>Not Into.

Men or anyone not a bio woman.

>Discord

Zyme12

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>>34715829
>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
39, mtf, queer

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
PNW US, will not relocate but open to relocating you if we click

>Looking for:
Long term relationship with F(pref) or cute mtf, 18-24
Pref an artist

>Anything else:
I work from home and want to adopt a NEET to have someone to watch anime with or watch her play vidya while I work. I love horror and monsters, and creepy stuff.

>Contact:
sisterayy@pm.me once I get to know you a little bit we can move to discord

>>34718119
add not woking..

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f/29/eu
willing to relocate to anywhere to you

looking for a provider to help me get on my feet, im freshly done with uni (IT) preferably in an arrangement where i can bond to you with my own space to have some privacy.

what i bring to the table:
white, biofem, ambition, curiosity, im funny (grew up fat) 5ft8, not fat, communicate relatively well (working on that), huge nerd thats very accepting of likes and preferences. big into nutrition and wellness, love pets and outdoors. your mom will love me if shes in the picture.
i like to craft and DIY too if i could have a workbench id be forever thankful

what i expect
that you take care of me, dont do gay shit in the room next to me, no hard drugs, no abusive projection, no bdsm stuff! monogamy, hygene or willingness to better any of above.

contact
heysoc.grandson997@passfwd.com

>>34809811

Whoops I switched things up, have a new name.

bingobangobengo

>>34794935
Thegreatplagiarist- disc

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Neet
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
22, F, hetero.
I simply want someone to buy me food/groceries and get to know me; I don't consider myself bad company. It can be exclusively food if you wish; I can show you the receipts and all that, and Uber Eats gift cards are fine. Unfortunately, I am mentally ill, so I am on medication and I pay for all of that with my neetbucks, along with therapy. I don't have anything serious, and I know how to behave. I'm a very shy and introverted girl, but I know how to express myself. I like autistic stuff, vidya, especially JRPGs, and I collect plushies.
I want to share my day-to-day life with someone : 3
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
yes
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Whatever

>Discord
ssswwsss_

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>>34811742
>>34736159

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>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
39/M/Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate:
Northeastern Florida, not willing to relocate.
>About Yourself:
White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard with grey starting to creep in. I'm 6'2" and weigh 249 pounds, not a landwhale and still losing weight, and am down 66 pounds as of my last weigh-in from where I started. Work in financial technology. I have been married and divorced before, willing to answer any and all questions about that situation in DMs.
>Interests:
Typical 4chan interests; Anime (figure collector), vidya, tabletop. 80s/90s TV Sci-Fi (currently watching Deep Space Nine), old movies (especially Hitchcock), I mostly play MMOs and survival games (7 Days to Die, Conan Exiles, and boomer MMOs being my flavor of autism) and I DM D&D. I also tinker with a lot of /g/-related stuff and have a homelab, also have a fairly large retro vidya collection (focusing on consoles).
>What you are looking for:
No BPDemons or RadFem leftists.
A biological woman that shares at least some of my interests, wants to start a family, and likes the thought of growing old together. Someone that likes the idea of couple cosplays at anime conventions or spontaneous theme park trips for a weekend. My ideal is marriage, children, and having my wife at least partially staying at home to raise them. Someone that tries to take good care of themselves, and that is enjoys making a house feel like a home.
>Contact
Discord: oreganolobster
Email: soctemporarius@proton.me

>>34809849
What are your thoughts on moving to Canada?

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>Status
neet living w parents
>ASL
19 // cis girl // england // straight

>about me
hi hello posting bc i am Actually very deeply lonely & i'm an optimist so im very hopefuthat there is someone for mel!!! um im a diagnosed autistic (not larping) so i never rly leave the house ever + get a liitle bit of money each month!! i would like to leave my house moar tho!!! there’s a whole world out there & i don’t wanna rot in my room forever!!!! trees & stuff

i’m sensitive, but not in a BPD way i think, just very retarded. i have a Lot of love to give & i want to give it to someone Kind who lets me be my weird silly retard self!!! very loyal !!!!! like a damn dog!!

BUGS r my special interest!!!!!!!! i keep mealworms & i’m hoping to get a millipede soon :D i also love poetry!!!!!, learnin new things&& making weird art things, collecting cute lovely little trinkets, silly games, nature & animals in general...... so many things i enjoy !!! the list could go on forever but it can't cus character limit . the world is epic... i like having fun & playing & CUTE THINGS :}

>location + willing to relocate
uk . i would move anywhere for the right person if we had an epic strong connection!!!

>looking for
i guess a relationship with a provider, someone who will love me & i'll love them back, very very much so!!!!!!!! im very affectionate & i just want to be LOVED!! it doesn't really matter all that much if you're rich or whatever, just a space for me to exist & be myself would be lovely i suppose!! i am not so good at cooking but i will rly try my best, & i can tidy & stuff too! & i will try rly hard to make u happy!!
i don't just want to be a sex slave or anything like that, obviously if we're in a relationship we can be freaky tho . i'm just not so interested in discussing it outside of a committed long term relationship!!
please just be kind & gentle & patient with me, i hope i don't ask for too much

>contact
larvae333@proton.me
or leave disc & i’ll add

>>34814616
disc: spriteful77

>>34715829
join miaucord!! this our cat girl server +18 with so much fun and neet autistic girls! we do giveaways for every milestone completed!! everyone is welcome, there's little to no rules and you can be as toxic as you want, join join!! :D
https://discord.gg/S6hUt4ehtn
https://discord.gg/S6hUt4ehtn
https://discord.gg/S6hUt4ehtn

>>34815235
All the so-called "catgirls" here are human, they don't even have spined tongues and can't lick their own assholes. Bunch of posers, 0/10, would not recommend.

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
25, mtf, bi
About Yourself + Contact Info
Just your typical alt transgirl, struggling to survive, and needing to find a new place in the coming months. I grew up in and I want to move back up to the PNW, like Portland/Seattle area, but having trouble finding roommates, specifically other transgirls to live with as I can't afford to live on my own and living with cis ppl has been a very mixed bag. I'd like to work, save up money, and potentially learn a trade or something that can create some kind of job stability for me lol. I love video games, lego, old movies, anime, mostly creative stuff. I can send a pic of myself over discord too, but I'm cute if that helps

(Discord: dogmoment)
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Currently living in Nevada, only willing to relocate to the PNW
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Mainly roommates, but I'm open to more. I can also be a pseudo-maid for a reduced rent or something
>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I have enough money saved to cover moving at least, living close to a bus system is a necessity for me since I don't have a car, I'm a good roommate and have both old and current roommates who can vouch for me if needed. It'd be cool to live other transgirls who wanna hang out sometimes and watch shows or play games together! But not required ofc, don't hesitate to hmu!

has anyone ever adopted a non tranny moid? if i became a tranny would i get adopted?

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>>34814616
bump!!!!!!!!! i like these captchas they're Fun

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>>34767819
You speak my language, even if we're as far apart as it gets. Get in here, I've been looking for you long enough
dc: spokonaya

>>34814616
30yo bi top in nashville tn
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>>34814616
I dropped you an email but didn't hear back.

Regardless - Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400

>ASL
23/M/USA
>Looking for/Interests
Looking for someone to goon and trade porn with, im into anything, but especially love
-petite girls
-big tits
-big butts
-bdsm
-spit
-ahegao / drool / messy faces
-humiliation / degradation
-throatpies / gagging / deepthroat
-sloppy blowjobs / facefucking
-cum play / facials / swallowing
-anal / creampies / gaping
-feet / armpits / thighs / tummies
-trading irls / exes
-piss / watersports / golden showers
-BNWO / snowbunny / blacked / snowbunnies
-goths / emo sluts!!

>not looking for!
no hard limits, just keep pumping and don't nut quick

add if you're down to corrupt each other and leak :3
>discord:
eternalgoonaddict

>>34798248
What country?
No germany, sweden or france please

>>34798207
discord:dasb

>>34814616
Mailed you (it was a cute mail too), are you inactive on proton?
shothroughtheheart on dc

I’d adopt a bum if I got to rape them everyday.

>>34715881
Damn how you gonna cock block a dilf hunter like me

>>34720014
It’s crazy people will be trying to bum in someone’s house but then dictate to them their own terms and conditions for leeching off them.

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>>34819458
Still lookin, anon? Or even start looking?
I sure havent heard from ya

Weekly bump for >>34720744,
Happy Friday dudes :D

Thread's dead. Server's dead. It's ogre.

>Status
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Male, British, Late 30's, straight

>Location
South West UK

>Looking for:
I'd prefer to engage in a meaningful BDSM relationship, but I'm open to exploring a more simplistic maid arrangement, open to both short and long term.Strong preference for autistic girls, or girls who have been abused.
Sex workers welcome.
Biological women only.

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400

>Status: NEET / Producer

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
22, Male, Straight

I love anime, video games, and weightlifting

>Contact
Discord: slothking208
Server: https://discord.gg/gxFRTnZQ2f

>>34720014
>I want to live in a country where the currency is weaker and have some plans in mind already.
>So my main goal is have financial stability and some degree of location freedom (in case our country becomes unstable we could have PR/citizenship somewhere else).
>You should have enough savings, maybe you're the person who has savings but not enough to retire in your country, or on your own.
Me
>Preferably you should have a job, even better if a remote job.
>Someone who doesn't want kids.
>I want someone who would enjoy doing opensource work.
Not me

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>asl
38/m/est
>hentai
cute dicks, small breasts, lolicon, moe, oral, glasses, oneshota, sisters, tomboys, traps, brown girls, futanari
>animu
bocchi the rock, yuru camp, k-on, dragon maid, nichijou, aria, shirobako, girls' last tour, machikado mazoku, hidamari sketch, ruri rocks
>vidya
pokemon, skullgirls, katawa shoujo, final fantasy tactics advance, disgaea, twinkle star sprites, magical pop'n, cotton, umihara kawase, arcana heart, rosenkreuzstilette
>looking for
any gender
mutual nudes
sharing hentai
romantic friends
>not looking for
just goon
zero nudes
face reveal
voice calls
>discord
out.sub

>>34819458
not those countries. why not just add me and let's talk

I have met many evil people as the years pass by, most of them have been women.

Maybe I'll "adopt" one.

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
M/29 KittenBattery@proton.me
>Location + Willing to Relocate?

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I have a spare room. I would prefer a female occupy it.

I work from home so I don't get out except to get groceries once or twice a week. I wouldn't mind a neet take up that space.

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
M/24/discord: drtrojan083505
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Australia/Melbourne + Will no relocate
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Relationship with woman: would like to get a shareroom so we could move in after we have known each other on discord. I have a job, $21k a year, would like a neet to talk with and share experiences. I’m semi provider because I cannot guarantee the room but once the relationship is established on discord and have my trust, then you can relocate to me. I’m attracted to white/Hispanic or Asian woman if I’ll be honest.

>Status
[TRAMP]
>ASL
26/meliorate this floozy/412
>Willing to reloc8, m8?
i am a born US citizen with no passport. on the bright side, the latter can be addressed. i have no anchor to this country besides the fact i'd be stateless if i played hooky this instant.
>The mundane
i'm a real fixer upper with an admissible cadre of marketable skills i can't discern how to market. were one to order me to their doorstep, acquire me ozempic, laser/electro, maybe a smidge of nip-n'-tuck, i'll let you take liberties with the rest of the situation. your bodyguard? your french whore? turn me into doner kebab? bring it. i want ozempic and laser already, and sure, i'll levy what's left of me trying to get it. why not? i like adventures and i've got cabin fever and i'm really trying to preempt the wheels all simultaneously falling off.

got a question? ask a question, silly!

do note that i'm not doomed if this goes nowhere; it's simply worth my time and effort to give it a solid attempt.

5'8"/172cm and 170lb/77kg, for those of you who were waiting for me to get to this part.

>CONTACT:
>Discord
melioratethisfloozy
>email
melioratethisfloozy@proton.me