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Matcher9000 is back! You might remember me from such eventful threads as https://archived.moe/soc/thread/34695940/#34695940

Yes, you WILL have yet another matchmaking thread, whether you like it or not. I WILL give every poster the gift of love (OK maybe not but that is the ambition at least).

What have I been up to since the planning thread? Simple: I've done research and refined the proposed system.

Unlike the other threads:
>I will post updates daily at minimum
>Updates will contain basic stats for added transparency
>No google forms
>Open-ended questions that I will bake into the right shape for matchmaking
>Verification system

How to apply
>Add matcher9000 on discord
>When the friend request goes through, message the answers to the questionnaire below
>Answers will be acknowledged when processed. Followup questions may occur to help better qualify.
>Verification by voice OR by text will soon follow
>Verified and unverified claims as well as verification type will be provided to each party during matching (therefore, verification is on a voluntary basis).
>Profile feedback will be provided based on responses from matches
>You will be informed if you have been matched, and why or why not

You can expect the add to be accepted sometimes between 7pm and 10pm CET any day of the week, or between 7am and 11pm CET on weekends.

I will also answer any questions or feedback in the thread. Question sets can be updated over time and the people who have applied will be contacted directly in that case.

Questionnaire:
>ASL
>Trans?
>Sexual orientation
>Appearance
>Relationship history. Have children?
>Personality
>Lifestyle
>Living situation and status/history
>Education
>Drink? Drugs? Smoke? Vices?
>Interests/hobbies
>Political stance
>Long-term or short-term? Want to marry? Have children?

Repeat the above for desired answers from matches.
Plus (you only),

>What does an ideal date look like?
>Ideal day-to-day interactions?
>Dealbreakers?
>Desired characteristics?
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>>34732638
Woops, well that's a good start.
>Living situation and status/history
should read
>Living situation and work status/history
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I'm the type that's not what one would call winsome in my desired demographics. Being realistic here, not self-defeating.
Should I, and others like myself, apply or will you be flooded and would rather keep the intake smaller?
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>>34732638
It's another episode of guy makes a pseudo-matching thread just to get contacts of femanons for himself and match absolutely no one
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>>34732701
I don't participate in the matchmaking myself and I am happy to provide proof of this. Open to suggestions. Obviously it's not like I can give out my address and passport number though.

>>34732691
Overall I would rather help match people who believe they are not desirable than those who believe they are desirable. People with more desirable profiles/stats have a lot more options after all, so they will not benefit as much from these threads I think.

Unless I get like a thousand applications I should be able to handle it at a decent pace. Certainly way faster than the other two current threads.
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>>34732708
I see. Thanks.
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>>34732701
Yup lmfao. There's a reason why so many copycats of this retarded thread concept started popping up. People realized that women are retarded and fall for this every time for whatever reason.
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>>34732701
>>34733451
can't tell if this is bait or actual room temp iq posters
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>>34732638
Some questions
>How does the verification system work, especially the text verification
>How detailed would you like the responses to be e.g., if I write a novel are you going to muddle through it
Some suggestions
>Sexual interests e.g., dom/sub/fetishes, might be important to know
>Relationship type e.g., open/poly/traditional
Both the above might fit into the existing questions and I'm being autistic so lemme know if that's the case. I imagine most people are going to want a traditional relationship so that's not likely to be hugely important, but sexual incompatibility is a real killer.
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>>34733704
Thanks for the feedback. Right now I am opting for fewer, more open-ended questions to capture what most people think about. Sexual interests and relationship types should be captured in desired qualities and dealbreakers in general.
People who are looking for less traditional arrangements seem to be more forward with it, as they know it's not an easy sell to the average person.
They're both good points, though, and might deserve to be promoted to dedicated items.

>How does the verification system work, especially the text verification
In the questionnaire, people submit information about their ASL, looks, and credentials. When I say 'through text' I also include pictures, to be clear. The most basic level of verification is basically "is this a bot". Just a few message exchanges can check for this. For claim verification, I accept any document with sufficient evidence level, including censored pics, certificates, receipts, etc. and do mild forensics (reverse image search, except on people's faces; check for basic signs of manipulation or AI use, etc., nothing too extensive). I can also do voice checks to verify people's stated gender for those who would rather not share pics. I can also do videochats for the full verification.

The verification level for the various claims that have been validated will be marked and shared with matches, but not the evidence used. So for example someone may be "25F (video verified)" or someone could be "NASA engineer (image verified)" or of course "18/M/USA (unverified)".

Verification is purely on a voluntary basis but I will provide feedback if lack of validation has blocked potential matches for example.

Additionally, I will start reaching out for verification when there is a match on paper, before the pairs are contacted about it.

The responses are as short or long as you want. I will ask followups if there aren't enough details or if there may be a match but more clarity is needed.
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Here comes the first update for the Matcher9000 matchmaking.

Total applications: 7
...of which incomplete: 1
M:F ratio: 4:3
Most common location: US
Most common education level: highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Matches so far: 0
Potential matches (requires further questioning): 1
Age range of cohort: 18-35

The most sought-after profile is a 25F in the US with at least a highschool degree who works fulltime and lives alone.

Stats should become more interesting over time, as more people join in.

As always, if anyone has any comments or feedback, please don't hesitate.
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>>34732638
ive done 3 of these now and radio silence lol
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>>34734262
Same. These cupid threads are all shit.
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Quick note since it seems I was not clear in the OP: when answering the questionnaire, there are a total of 3 parts.

1. The top part of the questionnaire (between "Questionnaire:" and "Repeat the above [...]")
2. The same part as the above, but with answers relating to your preferred partner rather than yourself
3. The bottom part of the questionnaire, below the "Repeat the above [...]" part of the post.

Since the previous update, 7 more people applied. Of these, 3 have not yet answered the questionnaire. More stats will be posted tomorrow.

There is now another potential matching pair which may require a followup question or two to check.

I believe I have answered all applicants who have submitted a questionnaire so far. If you have submitted one as of this post, please ping me again on discord. At any rate, I will get back to everyone as soon as possible.
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>>34734389
Clarification: if you have submitted a questionnaire and have not received any answer, please ping me. No need to reach out otherwise, aside from the usual (any questions, comments, etc.)
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>>34732708
>I don't participate in the matchmaking myself and I am happy to provide proof of this. Open to suggestions. Obviously it's not like I can give out my address and passport number though.
Why not?
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Bump for a real thread for real human beans.
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Good morning everybody. I am back and will start processing the pending applications shortly. I have also received 6 more adds which have been accepted, feel free to post your questionnaire answers at any time.

>>34734403
Mostly because the reputation risk is too high given my position irl to be honest. Under some magical circumstances where some person who is both trusted by this thread and is unlikely to cause me trouble were to appear, I could actually even do that for the sake of proving myself.
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Here comes the 2nd update.

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 20
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 1
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 13
...of which haven't answered yet: 6
...of which incomplete: 0
M:F ratio: 10:3
Age range of cohort: 18-40
Most common location: US
Most common education level: highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 4
People considered for matches: 6
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 45
Matches rejected: 2
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches awaiting confirmation: 1
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>>34736569
>-62
Hey that's me
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>>34736612
Scores that low are typically caused because there was an item in the dealbreaker list that I didn't catch before beginning match scoring.
Normally I only issue scores to couples who match the right location requirement (not 'ideal location' but 'most general allowable location'), sexual orientation, and age range.
In this case the age range were off but the other characteristics were looking good.
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Update #3 (and last update of the day).

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 22
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 2
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 17
...of which haven't answered yet: 3
...of which incomplete: 0
M:F ratio: ~3/4 (i.e. 75:25)
Age range of cohort: 18-40
Most common location: exaequo US and eurozone
Most common education level: highschool (but college degree is gaining ground)
Most commonly requested minimal education level: highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: extreme right

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 7
People considered for matches: 10
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 4
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches awaiting confirmation: 2

Most common reason for match rejection: not in preferred age range, not of preferred ethnicity (exaequo)

I would like to improve the M:F ratio further. My current strategy is to identify suitable threads and to advertise, but open to additional suggestions.
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>>34737613
How many extremely mentally ill applications have you gotten? Extreme as in personality disorders, mentions of multiple stays in a mental hospital, etc

Advertising in all dating oriented threads might be a good idea. I'm unsure if you'd get banned, but r9k is full of single men and women, so trying there could help. I think cgl has a lot of single women as well. If you want to spend money you could buy an ad slot, I have a feeling women are more likely to be phoneposters and not use adblock.
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>>34737643
judging by who he told me a potential match was Cassie is doing it so at least 1
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>>34735941
Sir, you are posting on /soc/. There is no reputation nor a position. Only way to prove anything is to post your valid ID with a timestamped pic, so people can doxx you in case of failure.
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>>34737657
im trying to understand why im receiving unnecessary hate. i am NOT extremely mentally ill. maybe slightly mentally ill but everyone on 4chan is at least slightly mentally ill so whats your point? why does everyone attack me for no reason? i literally mind my own business and its random pieces of garbage that go out of there way to try to make me mad and it works! let me tell you something little bitch, Cassie is extremely powerful, gorgeous, and intelligent. Watch your mouth. the difference between me and you is that you depend on this crappy matching tool to find you a mate. im just doing it for the kicks and giggles. worry about yourself before you worry about me. worry about losing weight and becoming intelligent. because as for me, i am perfect
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>>34738378
>Cassie is extremely powerful, gorgeous, and intelligent.
Ur growing on me i hate to say it
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>>34738439
nigs aren't smart enough to bait this is just pure unfiltered 60 iq jabbering and if that grows on you I'd recommend moving to the south side of Chicago
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>>34738448
>60 iq jabbering
my responses are not supposed to be at academic level. i say what needs to be said and that is it. im not trying to appeal to anyone here. i have written on behalf for Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Tom Cruise, and other highly intelligent and successful white men. My IQ is 135. Do not try me. I am an academic scholar and loved by the white men in power.
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>>34737643
There are no people in the data who have shared any mental illnesses. I will not play psychologist with the matchmaking pool because that is a little too much from an ethical point of view, but I will add notes from matches that have proceeded to be in contact and failed to connect. Such notes may include that one of the matches thought the other was not mentally stable enough.
Those notes are interpreted with a grain of salt and operate on a strike system to avoid the kind of people who try to attack/ban profiles they didn't like, for example.

I can share that there are 3 profiles that will have a particularly hard time getting matches due to personality, quirks, or requirements, however.

>>34737657
I don't discriminate against "famous posters" and I will not reveal if, who, or how many there are in the pool. All assumptions are made exclusively by the users and will never be confirmed or denied.

I also want to be clear that I only share key details of an application, not the whole questionnaire (so that people can break the ice this way, and to prevent identification before a match is performed). This means typically ASL (where L is the greatest common location, never the finer location that may have been shared), a few traits that match the desired profile, and a few traits that differ.

In case of a good paper match including dealbreakers that can classically be interpreted as negotiable, I open with only those and amend the profile data if the dealbreakers are indeed immutable. I also use this information to refine the scoring function I use for match finding.
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>>34738545
>i have written on behalf for Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Tom Cruise, and other highly intelligent and successful white men. My IQ is 135.
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The girl I'm talking with is so dry how can I get a refund?
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>>34739631
I recommend, in chronological order, until the issue is addressed, to:
>chat for a little while longer to see if that changes
>communicating that you are not enjoying this
>agreeing that you are not a good match and moving on

Not all matches that look good on paper will be good in practice. My goal is to first reduce the amount of impossible/terrible matches to 0, second to improve the likelihood of a successful match as high as possible.
To do so, I rely on your experience through my services, and your feedback to refine the process, identify characteristics that could have predicted undesired outcomes, and improve the system's efficiency. This will, obviously, take time.

If you decide that you are not a match, I encourage you to reach out to me with feedback so that I can start the improvement process.
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>>34739631
>how can I get a refund?
Your time will be refunded and deposited into your quantum bank account within 3 business light years. Have a nice day!
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Here comes today's update. I will be less active for the rest of the day and will be back tomorrow.

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 37
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 2
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 24
...of which haven't answered yet: 11
...of which incomplete: 0
M:F ratio: 5:1
Age range of cohort: 18-40
Most common location: Eurozone
Most common education level: Highschool (college degrees a close second)
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Extreme right

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 8
People considered for matches: 11
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 4
Matches succeeded (i.e. contacts were exchanged): 2
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches awaiting confirmation: 1

Most common reason for match rejection: not in preferred age range, not of preferred ethnicity (exaequo)
Most common reason for otherwise matching profiles to not be matched: not in preferred age range. In one case it was off by 2 years.

I would still like to improve the M:F ratio further and I'm thinking about how to go about it.
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>>34739877
>Eurozone
>US
Are Euros asking for Americans or is there something happening like Euros asking for specific EU countries?
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>>34740431
A lot of people are open to LDRs. When they aren't, they're more likely to be US based and require a fellow american. So someone in the US would be able to fit into most location requirements, whereas Europeans often get filtered this way.
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>>34739877
How are you scoring people?
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>>34742523
I use a simple scheme based on a weighted sum of match attributes, with highly negative guardrail components to allow for soft-scoring through otherwise dealbreaking factors either through inadvertence or for trials when attempting to adjust the function.

I will share a new set of statistics soon, and am currently proceeding through profile processing and a new round of matchmaking.
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>>34742655
I don't understand a fucking word you said, but you seem fucking intelligent as fuck desu. Can we trust your big computer brain to find us true love?
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>>34742790
Every shot at love is less than a single digit % chance at best, anon.
No, you can't trust any one method, you just gotta try and most of the time it won't work, then keep trying. This is just one more option.
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Here comes today's first (or only? We shall see) update.

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 48
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 41
...of which haven't answered yet: 4
...of which incomplete: 1
M:F ratio: 5:1
Age range of cohort: 18-40
Most common location: Eurozone
Most common education level: Highschool (college degrees a close second)
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 8
People considered for matches: 11
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 4
Matches succeeded (i.e. contacts were exchanged): 2
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches awaiting confirmation: 1

Most common reason for match rejection: not in preferred age range, not of preferred ethnicity (exaequo)
Most common reason for otherwise matching profiles to not be matched: not in preferred age range.

I focused on going through the profile backlog, if you have posted your questionnaire answers and did not receive my confirmation that I have processed your answers and have no followup questions at this time, please ping me so I can get back to you.

You may notice the match statistics have not yet changed. I am going to focus on a round of matchmaking when I have time throughout the day, so look forward to it. In the meantime I will be slower to process profiles.

>>34742790
It is ultimately as >>34742985 says.
My goal is to make the process as smooth and likely to work as possible, but I am not a telepath, nor a magician. I believe it should be possible to make 1/5 matches work right off the bat, and maybe 1/3 of these should be able to develop into the desired relationship type (e.g. long-term, short-term, marriage...) with a well-optimized process.
The current process is still early, so this is just a pie in the sky for now.
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Updated match statistics.

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 20
People considered for matches: 23
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 4
Matches accepted: 2
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches awaiting confirmation: 10
Matches failed: 1
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There is now just enough data to give an idea of the average profile for the M and F in the cohort.

Average M:
26/M/US or Europe. White with brown hair and eyes, average weight. 179cm (5'10''). Looking for long-term, eventually to marry and have children with a white or asian woman. Shy, introverted, into videogames and anmie. Drinks sometimes, doesn't do drugs or smoke. Highest education level was highschool, currently works in tech. Lives alone or looking to do so. Politically a left-leaning centrist. Looking for a relaxed, openminded, caring partner with a positive attitude who shares some interests in common. On average, had 1 previous relationship. His ideal date is one where he can have a great time simply talking together, and he wants a partner he can share a good chat, interests, and life events with.

Average F:
22/F/Europe. Brown hair and eyes, 165cm (5'5'') tall. Average weight. Looking for a masculine, clean, white or asian man at least 5'9''. Glasses a bonus. 2 previous partners on average. Wants to be taken on a coffee or restaurant date and expects to share a lot of affection with a partner.. In it for the longterm, but not sure about having children. Into anime and videogames. The ideal man will obsess over her, and be mature and calm. She is shy and introverted, so he needs to be confident to take things forward. Politically, she is a left-leaning centrist. She has a highschool degree and is currently enrolled in college, living either at home or in the dorms.

Pretty standard I would say, but a lot less crazy than some of the claims I've seen posted around sometimes.
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>>34743867
>Average F:
>Looking for a white or asian man at least 5'9''.
oh kek I'm screwed lmao omg I'm fucked hahahaha
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>>34743867
White women were a mistake. White men have realistic expectations while women want a chad with glasses because they themselves are nerdy while being whores without much value themselves (more than 1 partner = used up whore). I pitty most men for being cucks or having to stay alone otherwise.
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>>34743952
>>34743996
Both the M and F version are an amalgamated average and does not represent any person. Some of these properties are linked at some level. For example, someone who lives independently is more likely to want likewise of their partner, but this isn't captured in this kind of portrait.
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>>34744004
>makes generalized statement
>t-that's just a generalized statement
Yeah no shit illiterate.
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>>34743867
I am now understanding that the things I want are not normal. I keep not submitting an application but if I'm this far from the norm in my desire then maybe I should
Question:
Do you worry that posting average profiles like this will allow bad actors to lie about themselves more easily and game the system?
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>>34743867
I love them and wish they have many wasian babies together.
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>>34744083
I avoid providing too many statistics about extremes because I am worried those extremes could be targeted. I am not as worried about averages like these because the likelihood of an average profile matching a real person is very slight (no individual is average, and matches are between individuals and not between populations).
Moreover, I use a strike system to reduce bad actors. This will only become relevant at scale, but also it is only at scale that bad actors can deal real damage.
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>>34732638
Just submitted my answers, thanks for the effort Anon.
>>34743867
Literally me, except I got rid of my glasses some time ago.
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Just going to leave a quick note that I will be less available tomorrow. I will do some more profile processing in the morning, especially to get through the queue I have received in the past couple hours as well as to approve the new adds overnight.
I will be able to return after 7pm CET or so at my usual pace.

My priority will be:
>processing ongoing matches
>processing new profiles
>pinging adds who have not answered the questionnaire
>performing another matchmaking round

In this order. I will post updates to the thread, as any other day.
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I'm done for the morning and will come back to continue processing profiles tonight. I will also post complete stats then. In the meantime, here are some quick key figures: there are now 50 filled profiles in the database, and 59 non-retracted, non-filled profiles. A total of 5 accepted matches vs 9 rejected. The main rejection reason has become: match partner too fat. 3 of the matches seem to be doing well so far and I will be continuing to collect feedback to improve the process.

If I did not send you a message this morning where I confirmed that your answers have been processed, and explaining validation to you, that means you are still in the backlog and I will get back to you tonight.
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>>34746027
>match partner too fat
So which of the two sexes are the one making the rejections here anon?
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>>34747145
So far it has been roughly equal between both.
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>>34743746
>Highest match score: 63
I'm curious about this number. Is it on a scale of 1-100? Or is it theoretically uncapped? At what threshold do you currently strongly consider someone for a match?
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>>34747366
It's theoretically uncapped. In practice, the current minimum possible score is -445 and the maximum possible score is 73.
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>>34747434
>the current minimum possible score is -445
This the point where if you left the two alone in a room together you'd come back to find one of them dead I imagine.
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Today's current stats:

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 64
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 56
...of which haven't answered yet: 3
...of which incomplete: 2
M:F ratio: 13:2
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: USA
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 1
Hard-banned profiles: 0

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 20
People considered for matches: 23
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 8
Matches accepted: 6
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches awaiting confirmation: 1
Matches failed: 1

Most common reason for match rejection: body type a dealbreaker.
Most common reason for otherwise matching profiles to not be matched: not in preferred age range.

>>34747453
I process matches in a 2 phase process. First I perform filtering based on dealbreakers, age, location, etc. Then I perform scoring of surviving match candidates. Any score above 0 is then proposed (the threshold will shift overtime as I understand better which properties are more indicative of a successful match, as will the score ranges, indicator factors, and their weights).
The reason why it can go that low is purely for safety reason if I missed a dealbreaker in the filtering phase. It's basically a way to flag this despite the mistake to really, really not perform the match.
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>>34747469
Do you tell applicants what their relative scores are at any point?
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>>34747487
No, that information wouldn't have any meaning even if I did, because the score can be updated over time and my internal scoring system WILL NEVER align with that of the individuals which I match, as it is designed and being optimized for a totally different purpose.

I will sometimes note that a match is a borderline match, especially if I present more than one match, but I will never reveal which, and I will avoid mentioning that fact if there are less than 3 matches.

While mentioning that fact can cause bias in the selection process, it is my belief that the direction of the bias is productive to forming a good match pair because the person being matched will use their own internal evaluation to decide. Moreover, ultimately, all matches are matches. It is best to go for what seems best to you on its face and go down the list if it doesn't work out.
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I have now processed all profiles in the queue. If you have sent me a questionnaire and I have not yet told you that your responses are done being processed, please let me know and I'll get right on it.
Otherwise I will now be reminding people who have added me but not yet posted their questionnaire that their application is still pending, and proceeding to a new matchmaking phase.
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>>34747469
>Soft-banned profiles: 1
damn who was that lol
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>>34747604
A profile who was matched and then stopped responding to both the match and to me.
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>>34747606
don't you also want to find love matchmaker?
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>>34747617
No.
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>>34747641
why not?
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>>34747901
There are too many people who want to find love and can't. I am tired of watching. I can't wave a magic wand around and fix it, but I can try.
That is what I care about.
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>>34747469
>M:F ratio: 13:2
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH worse then any dating app, waste of time to even try anything here. I have no idea why so many men try to play in a market where women have the absolute buying power.
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Can I pay like 4 dollars for 2 day shipping? Thx
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>>34747978
I promise if it were 1:1 no one would want you anyway
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>>34748032
anon doesn't understand you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Statistically some people will get matched, and women especially are likely to get some kind of match, unless they don't want to date guys in the states or over 25 I guess.
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>>34748032
Are you a woman by any chance because your entire argument is very feminine trying to insult me by denying me access to women by proxy
>no woman will give you access to her holes
Who says I want any woman from here?
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>>34748075
if you see the truth as an insult, you definitely need to look inward, not outward
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>>34748082
Okay you are a woman good to know. I pitty every single man who even wastes a single second filling out this form and doxxing themselves to this guy just for the "chance" to talk to some entitled bitch.
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>>34748092
Are you on the wrong board anon? It's fucking /soc/ sharing your info is kind of the point.
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>>34748092
>everyone who disagrees with me is literally hitler: incel edition
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>>34748119
Again denying access to your hole or any other by proxy is not a real argument or insult. Most women don't have that much value.
>>34748110
It is a waste of time in that case.
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>>34748082
>>34748151
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hii when r u going to find Cassie a match? she has been waiting patiently for you to match her with her dream white man. please hurry up the process. she wants the gift of love please and do it quickly.SHE IS THE NEXT WOMAN TO BE MATCHED PLEASE EBONY GODDESS CASSIE
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>>34748440
Each person in the match pool has equal priority and matchmaking rounds are performed routinely. If you have not received notification that more matches are available, it means there are no suitable candidates at this time. This can be for multiple reasons, such as failing age or location requirements, or due to either potential match expressing a dealbreaker that clearly applies.
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Please do not submit fake or duplicate profiles yet. Creating a convincing fake profile is difficult. As my strategy is to always err on the side of caution, I only annotate fake profiles instead of disqualifying them. However, please note that all associated profiles will be challenged simultaneously if any of them is found to be a bad actor.
A bad actor means someone who has applied with no intent to actually pursue a relationship, such as to attempt to mine data, to insult or mock users, for the purpose of scamming or demanding money, or any other such purposes. In particular, while ghosting a match will result in a note in your file and may result in being deprioritized if done too often, so long as you remain in the process in good faith (e.g. by continuing to share feedback), you may remain in the pool.
If anyone encounters a bad actor, please contact me directly so that I can add the appropriate annotation and deprioritize or ban the associated profile.
Beyond bad actors, everyone else is welcome to apply, and you can always reach out to me if you would like to update your profile.
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>>34738545
You are so boring.
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>>34749381
>Please do not submit fake or duplicate profiles
I can understand fake profiles, but what the fuck is the point of a duplicate when you're personally vetting and inputting everything yourself? It's not like cupid's attempts which were depersonalized google forms and something could get lost in the noise. You have to personally speak to and confirm every possible applicant.
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>>34747978
>M:F ratio: 13:2
>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH worse then any dating app
Better than dating apps, actually.
No one cares to bot the /soc/ matchmaker #4 to get dudes to pay for premium.
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Today's current stats:

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 83
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 67
...of which haven't answered yet: 14
...of which incomplete: 2
M:F ratio: 7:1
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: USA
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 1
Hard-banned profiles: 0

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 21
People considered for matches: 25
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 9
Matches accepted: 6
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches awaiting confirmation: 3
Matches failed: 1

Most common reason for match rejection: body type a dealbreaker.
Most common reason for otherwise matching profiles to not be matched: not in preferred age range.
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>>34750406
Correction:

>Match statistics
Matches awaiting confirmation: 0
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>>34750406
>not in preferred age range.
Been wondering about this one, how far outside of the preferred age range are the potential candidates on average?
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>>34750411
It varies quite a bit. In a few cases, it's very close (1 or 2 years). Sometimes it's quite far (15 years in one case).
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>>34750413
I guess it would be worth asking the women if they're okay with a partner who's only a year or two outside of their preferred range. Especially if they have high potential as is (unless you're already doing that)
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>>34750441
I probed this pattern a few times and consistently received a consistent 'no' answer. For efficiency's sake, I now take a hard stance on age ranges. I am using the same logic to harden the matching logic regarding different kinds of dealbreakers (e.g. dealbreakers related to personality, appearance, or otherwise), i.e. I start with a flexible stance and harden them over time.
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>>34750450
that is a lot of work, why do all of this for /soc/?
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>>34750812
Because >>34747958
It is in my nature to want to improve things. There is no reason.
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>>34750450
>consistently received a consistent 'no' answer
Truly, life is pain for the anons in their late 20s.
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>>34750073
HOW THE HELL AM I BORING? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME CUNT. UR A RUDE ASS BITCH. IM NEVER BORING. IM THE MOST ENTERTAINING MOST SOPHISTICATED MOST FUN PERSON EVER. DONT TRY ME
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>>34750450
What's the average preferred age range for men vs women?
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>>34751192
Average minimum is 22. Many have no upper bound, but among those with a bound, the maximum average is 34.
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>>34752669
Clarification: this is for the women.
For the men: average minimum is 21, average maximum is 35. Unbounded cases are rarer.
As of today, the average age for men is 26, while for women, it is 21.
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>>34752669
>>34752695
Honestly surprised the age limit is so high. I feel like many places (especially things like reddit) people make a huge deal of age gaps, while as a man I always thought it was kind of silly.

My sister acts like I'm a pedo for thinking girls in their mid 20s are hot.
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>>34752669
My max is 64 F. HMU

Tg Martin Coombs
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>>34753462
The reality is that there is no pattern. With 67 highly biased entries you might as well get your data from TV static. Drawing conclusions from statistical means is fruitless, there's barely anything there to begin with while outliers poison the data.
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>>34753545
Thank you Mr. Coom.
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>>34753546
That is overall correct except that most of the data is concentrated around the average when it comes to limits. When it comes to age, however, there is a clear bimodal distribution (one clustered around 19, one around 26 for men; 18 and 30 for women).
As you say, ultimately with so little data it's not very robust, though it exceeds statistical standards for these kinds of data.
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>>34753710
So why publish these metrics at all if they don't give any meaningful indication of anything? All you're doing is risking people's privacy by making it possible to profile them.
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>>34753813
He has to entertain himself somehow with this totally useless flavor of the month data mining spamming then catalog recently.
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>>34753813
There is more than enough information that there is 0 risk of any kind of information leakage from these statistics. It is also why I have updated the kind of statistics I have been publishing over time as more data becomes available.

The primary purpose of these statistics is, nevertheless, entertainment.
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>>34753834
Want to make a bet on that? You've already profiled people yourself.
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>>34753813
To show people there's stuff going on in the background they're not privy to other than OP lmaogettingFadds.
Also for number nerds.
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>>34753840
Given that people have been matched, there is always the possibility that you are one of the people who got matched and will be using this information as a ploy.

That said, if you can point to the data origin in this thread and add profile data that matches something reasonably unique, I will adjust the data reports to avoid such leakage in the future.
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Today's current stats:

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 91
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 76
...of which haven't answered yet: 12
...of which incomplete: 2
...of which retracted: 1
M:F ratio: 7:1
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: USA
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 1
Hard-banned profiles: 1

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 21
People considered for matches: 25
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 9
Matches accepted: 6
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches awaiting confirmation: 3
Matches failed: 1

Most common reason for match rejection: body type a dealbreaker.
Most common reason for otherwise matching profiles to not be matched: not in preferred age range.

A new round of matchmaking will start soon.
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>>34753926
hard banned?
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>>34753978
One person was apparently just there to spam dick pics and refused to elaborate. As a result, the profile was banned with no allowable recovery.
By comparison, the soft-banned profile will not be prioritized in future matches, but is welcome to come back (and sufficient good behavior will remove the soft-ban).
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>>34753983
most well adjusted soc user
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There are now 85 total profiles with 5 new applicants overnight, and 82 filled profiles. This excludes the 3 who retracted before answering and the 1 who retracted after answering.
There was no update on matchmaking yesterday, but I am hoping to get a match or two today.
In a few days, I will also be checking in on the previous successful matches and update those who decided they did not work well together. During this process, the matchmaking score function and personal files will both be updated to improve the quality of matches across the board going forward by collecting feedback from the people who got matched.
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Today's current stats:

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 94
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 88
...of which haven't answered yet: 3
...of which incomplete: 8
...of which retracted: 1
M:F ratio: 7:1
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: US
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 1
Hard-banned profiles: 1

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 26
People considered for matches: 28
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 10
Matches accepted: 7
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches awaiting confirmation: 5
Matches failed: 1
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>>34756775
>7:1 M:F Ratio
Does the "female" count include trans people as well? That's surprisingly decent all things considered.
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>>34756775
What's the LGBT:straight ratio looking like so far? Given how the M:F ratio is 7:1, surely a lot of those men are at least bi.
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CASSIE STILL HAS NOT BEEN MATCHED SO WE CAN ALL SAY IN UNISON THAT THIS MATCH GAME SUCKS. I WAS FULLY EXPECTING TO FIND MY WHITE HUBAND VIA MATCHER9000. I AM DISAPPOINTED AND WOULD NOT RECOMMEND THIS TO ANYONE. WHERE IS MY MATCH? IM CURRENTLY SICK AND SWEATING AND IM JUST WAITING ON MY MATCH PEACEFULLY.
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>>34757222
Stfu you dumb bitch, get back in line and wait up like everybody else.
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>>34757320
i am THE Cassie so i deserve FIRST PRIORITY OVER ANYONE ELSE. I AM A FAMOUS QUEEN ON HERE. IF I DONT GET MATCHED, THEN NO ONE SHOULD GET BANNED. I DEMAND THIS MATCH GAME TO BE DESTROYED IMMEDIATELY. AND NO I WONT GET IN LINE FAGGOT DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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>>34757222
The main issue for you is that the vast majority of white men explicitly do not want to match with a black woman. There has been a few match candidates here and there, but they weren't located in the US. Unfortunately, your criteria are too stringent for the current pool.

>>34757216
Interestingly, the LGBT:Straight ratio mirrors the M:F ratio (it is 1:7). This is mostly due to bi and pan men.
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>>34756775
>Age range of cohort: 18-45
Guessing most of those are on the very low end, many of the women I’ve talked to on here in the past are usually early 20s so I could see being late 20s like myself as a barrier. Very interesting to see the data regardless I will say
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Hi, I'm new to this. Can you give me the link to contact you on Discord?
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>>34758011
Why are you allowing racists?
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>>34758579
I do not discriminate in any way except for one: people who join must genuinely want to form a relationship of these type.

I use the criteria and the answers to avoid matching non-compatible people, such as a racist man with a black girl, or a girl who hates nerds with a videogame addict.

Beside this, it is up to the matched pair to see if they are what they were looking for or not. I update scoring functions and profiles based on feedback from both parties to improve match quality over time.

Other than that, I provide matching that should be as unbiased as possible.
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you should probably hard ban cassie, that bitch is crazy
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>>34759023
Cassie has not yet misbehaved in any way. There is therefore no reason for her to be banned in any way.
The same rule applies for her as for anyone else.
Additionally, in connection to my earlier post, I also do not discriminate based on people's personality, mental state, sanity, or other parameters, so long as these characteristics are reasonably provided.
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>>34759023
>>34759032
LOLOLOL IMAGINE HATING ON ME AND TRYING TO GET ME BANNED FROM MATCHER9000 JUST FOR HIM TO SAY HE WILL NOT BE BANNING THE CASSIE. LOLOL YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL NOW. THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO GET BANNED. OKAY I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID, MATCHER9000 IS BASED AND EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY THE MATCH GAME. I AM SORRY ABOUT THE WORDS I SAID ABOVE. YOU ARE ACTUALLY VERY PROFESSIONAL AND RESPECTFUL AND I LIKE THAT. I UNDERSTAND THAT THE ONLY REASON I HAVENT BEEN MATCHED YET IS BECAUSE IM A SEXY BLACK QUEEN AND A LOT OF WHITE MEN CANT HANDLE ME SO ITS OKAY. ANYWAYS IF I DONT GET MATCHED ME AND MATCHER9000 WILL GET TOGETHER AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE COUPLE SO SUCK IT LOSERS. MATCHER9000 IS AWESOME GUYS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YAYY!
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>>34759067
i really like reading your comments cassie, i know its just a bit but thanks for playing the character anyway, its really fun, i hope you find someone you like
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>>34759093
AWWW I LOVE ALL OF MY FANS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL OF THE SUPPORT. THIS IS NOT A BIT BUT I APPRECIATE THE KIND WORDS. THIS IS TRULY WHO I AM AT MY CORE. I HOPE I FIND SOMEONE I LIKE TOO.
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We've reached a milestone today! 100 adds so far!

Today's current stats:

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 100
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 96
...of which haven't answered yet: 7
...of which incomplete: 6
...of which retracted: 1
M:F ratio: 7:1
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: US
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 1
Hard-banned profiles: 1

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 26
People considered for matches: 28
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 10
Matches accepted: 7
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches awaiting confirmation: 5
Matches failed: 2
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>>34759269
Damn, and still no woman in the USA wants to match with my perverted degenerate ass? :(
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>>34759752
At least you're just looking in the US. I'm going worldwide and I still haven't gotten matched.
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>>34759752

foid here who has been burned by these threads tempted to just start collecting contacts of guys who werent matched like pokemon and find my own match. though it does occur to me that there may be a REASON these individuals havent been matched, whats the worst that could happen?
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>>34759970
matter of fact im just going to make a matchmaking thread to collect moid contacts for myself. women in male dominated fields or whatever
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>>34759970
Why do you think you haven't been matched is there something horrible about you please tell me
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>>34759980

considering the excuse everyone gets is “i havent found a good match for you yet” i think these threads are run by turbo autists who dont understand nuance and are a bit too rigorous trying to filter through potential dealbreakers and incompatibilities
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>>34759988

i will say out of maybe five or six i applied to i have been matched in three of these threads. in all three instances the person running the thread matched me WITH HIMSELF and admitted to it shamelessly. after that i stopped giving these dudes my info
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>>34759988
It takes a true autist to run a thing like this, no offense to OP. Still, if you're not getting matches from any of these threads as a woman I have to think there's something in your profile that's not working given the gender imbalance. What are your dealbreakers?
>>34759995
>matched me WITH HIMSELF
lel. I wanted to make one of these threads but only match people who were clearly incompatible but that's too much work
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>>34759995
>the person running the thread matched me WITH HIMSELF
What a nigger thing to do. I hope OP isn't like this.
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>>34760004
i have VERY FEW strict dealbreakers but in my applications i mentioned which non-dealbreaker traits would be undesirable in a partner, which is why i worry that nuance was lacking and that anyone who had one or two of these undesirable traits might have been thrown aside.

my hard dealbreakers were: Black, Indian, More than 15 years older than me, Under the age of 18, Lives on a different continent, Believes in feminism, Fat and doesn’t want to lose the weight, or Wants to be a NEET for the rest of his life
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>>34760048
actually now that i think about it im pretty sure believing in feminism and living on the same continent werent even hard dealbreakers they were just things i said i wouldnt prefer
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>>34760048
That's weird, I was under the impression there were a lot of right wing / trad guys here who couldn't get matched due to their political beliefs. I assumed someone like you would get matched faster than other women.
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>>34760048
>my hard dealbreakers were: Black, Indian
LOL I'm one of those. What do you have against us? We're not all the same, ya know!
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>>34760064
i mean, every time i got accosted by matchmaker anons, it was because the matchmaker anon himself was right wing and couldnt find any girls who shared his beliefs. so there is a chance 50% of the matchmakers are racist and the other 50% are determined to stop racist people from finding love
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>>34760048

I can't speak for anyone else but I don't fit any of those dealbreakers. I'm White, work full time, doubt I'm 15 years older, not fat. Maybe different continent? I'm from the US.
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>>34760076
okay well every single Indian I have ever argued with without fail repeats one of the same three comebacks (Your mom is a whore) (American kids get shot in schools) (India is #1) so im almost certain they are all the same

and with how high the violent crime rates are and how freakishly strong the average black man is compared to the average white woman i dont think im obligated to risk my life by opening my dating pool to black guys whether they actually ARE one of the good ones or not. plus i am not sexually attracted to black men
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>>34760084

i meaan if matchmaker anon drops the ball on you you can always drop your contact. im in the us too. i wont be posting my contact for what should be obvious reasons. maybe a burner email if youre really finicky about posting yours
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>>34760093
my contact is
discord: yuta_2932

I have an email if you'd prefer that too.

|'m also not a believer in feminism even remotely. lol So yeah i check all those boxes.
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>>34760103

anon i hate you and youve ruined my life. the friend request i sent you was the straw that broke the camels back for discord thinking i am a bot and now theyre demanding i link my REAL ACTUAL phone number or lose access to my account permanently.. you will hear from me when this is resolved, maybe even from a shiny new discord account
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>>34760115
I'm sorry anon. I mean I didn't intentionally do anything but sorry none the less. lol
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>>34760115
my burner email is : shinhayata54@gmail.com


if that helps at all.
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>>34760119

okay i made a new discord account and i decided i dont hate you and you didnt ruin my life so i added you please accept my request
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>>34760115
What's wrong with using your phone number? I used my phone number when I created my discord account. No problem.
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>>34760048
I had fat, black, antisocial, and severely mentally ill as strict dealbreakers and he tried to match me with Cassie so idk maybe he's just clinically insane
I also do not fit any of your dealbreakers unless you're 5 years old or not in the US, unsure what is happening here. Unless you put you're bpd or something similar
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>>34760252
>I had fat, black, antisocial, and severely mentally ill as strict dealbreakers and he tried to match me with Cassie so idk maybe he's just clinically insane
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>>34760234

the Jews. i will not elaborate

>>34760252

the only real red flags i mentioned are that i have autism and i am kind of racist, but also i didnt apply to this one so i cant speak on my match potential with the people in this thread. i originally popped into this thread just to joke about my real experience with these threads being used to collect foid contacts for the supposed matchmaker
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>>34760343
oh you made it seem like you applied to this one and never got a match and was wondering why
the only other one I tried was cupid but he just ghosted, pinnacle of soc
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>>34760352

i can tell you with 100% certainty that Cupid anon matched himself with AT LEAST three women who all rejected him and there may be more that we dont know of
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>>34760364
lol, always thought the train of thought that "they're just collecting tags" was retarded because obviously they'd be rejected, but I guess some people are that dumb
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>>34760366
itd be one thing if they put in some effort and made PRETEND matches with themselves that look like they happened naturally, but multiple matchmaker anons have messaged me FROM THEIR MATCHMAKER ACCOUNT to shoot their shot
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>>34760343
You would have matched with me if you applied. Unfortunate, cause I only had 1 match and got rejected because someone slightly better than me came along I guess
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>>34760383

its okay anon youre #1 on my list when i make one of these tarded catfish threads to collect moid contacts and i will treat you better than that wench did
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>>34760252
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO U BITCHES KEEP BRINGING ME UP FOR NO REASON. YOU GUYS ARE SO OBSESSED WITH ME. BITCH. IF YOUR GONNA OBSESSES OVER ME AT LEAST SHOWER ME WITH COMPLIMENTS. STOP PRETENDING TO HATE ME. WE ALL KNOW YOU SECRETLY LOVE ME U FUCKING FAGGOT SO BEHAVE. GOODNESS GRACIOUS. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH ME SO IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET MATCHED WITH ME THEN THATS GONNA BE THE WORST MISTAKE YOUVE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE BC IM UNIRONICALLY THE BEST WOMAN ON PLANET EARTH AND THE BEST FUTURE WIFE ON PLANET EARTH. YOU WILL NOT FIND A WOMAN AS GOOD AS ME OR BETTER. ALL OTHER WOMEN WILL BE JUST “MEH” STOP HATING ON CASSIE BC SHE IS PERFECTION. THE ONLY PART I DONT FIT IS FAT AND BLACK BUT ALL OF MY FAT IS IN THE RIGHT PLACES U CUNT. AND IF U CANT HANDLE A FAT BLACK LADY THEN UR JUST A FAGGOT WHO NEEDS HELP. YOU WILL DIE ALONE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP BC THERE IS NO WOMAN WHO WILL WANT A TWINK LIKE YOU BITCH. UR AN ASSHOLE AND THATS THE REASON WHY U HAVENT BEEN MATCHED YET. YOU WHITE MEN PRETEND THAT U DONT LIKE BLACK WOMEN YET ARE THE SAME ONES WHO JERK OFF TO BIG BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN GETS BLEACHED BY BWC. STUPID CUNT. IM HUNGRY AND I WANT TO EAT BUT INSTEAD IM RESPONDING TO HATE COMMENTS THAT I SHOULDNT BE GETTING. IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THEN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF BOZO BUT THERES NO REASON TO PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE UR HATRED TOWARDS ME. I RECOMMEND YOU GO TO A FUCKING THERQPIST AND SEEK HELP BC ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE ME IS MENTALLY ILL. YEAH THATS RIGHT UR THE ONE WHO IS MENTALLY ILL, NOT ME. I HAVE 135 IQ PLUS NO MENTAL ILLNESSES EXCEPT FOR NARCISSISM BUT THAT IS A MISDIAGNOSIS AND THEY SHOULDVE DIAGNOSED ME WITH BEING A BEAUTIFUL CONFIDENT BLACK EBONY GODDESS INSTEAD. ALSO NO HATING ON MATCHER9000. HE DID HIS JOB AND TRIED TO MATCH US TOGETHER TO TRY TO HELP U GET A BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN BUT UR DUMBASS TURNED IT DOWN. WORST MISTAKE OF UR LIFE BTW. BUT THATS OKAY. YOU DO WHATEVER U WANT BC AT THE END OF THE DAY UR THE LOSER.
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>>34760461

Cassie, black women are bottom of the barrel, and so are fat women…. be real
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>>34760400
Ms. Foid I don't want to be collected like a moid yugio card for some discord harem. I just want love. Fuck my autism chudcel baka life
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>>34760252
>I had fat, black, antisocial, and severely mentally ill as strict dealbreakers and he tried to match me with Cassie
S tier trolling.
If dozens of Anons giving him their data over a week was the setup for this punchline I'd kneel.
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>>34760674
The OP for this particular one is probably the most autistic of all the wannabe matchmakers. So I wouldn't be surprised if he just genuinely thought Cassie would be a decent match, somehow.
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>>34759970
I recommend that you join the system and contact me if you have poor outcomes and would like to understand why.
While I will not deanonymize members in the service, I am willing to share key indicators at any rate.

Otherwise, if you are willing to deal with the risks that are entailed, you are welcome to post contact details in these threads and let people contact you. I will not add you to the service unless you explicitly ask for it by adding me on discord and providing your answers there.
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>>34760252
Cassie does not count as mentally severely ill nor antisocial.
Your other requirements were strongly aligned with cassie's profile, which is why I clearly outlined in the match profile overview that despite this, it might be a dealbreaker that she is fat and black.
The purpose of this match attempt is in line with >>34759988
Namely, testing exactly how strict dealbreakers are.
Based on the information I obtain from these random validations, I update the matchmaking process and annotate profiles to better guide the matching process.
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>>34760679
Overall, except if posters deanonymize themselves, I do not reveal any information about match details.
However, I make it a point to work with the profiles given to me and to ignore any information that may be assumed, or that is presumed by other posters, from e.g. previously known identities.
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>>34760064
For information, there are very few very right wing or trad guys in the current service. While it causes a couple harder matches, generally speaking that hasn't been the blocker for them either.
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>>34761115
>Cassie does not count as mentally severely ill nor antisocial
who the fuck does then if not the person who sits on 4chan for hours each day trying and failing to grasp for attention in every unrelated thread possible while spam adding every person she sees
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>>34761258
BTW IM NOT FAILING TO GET ATTENTION. I LIVE RENT FREE IN YALLS HEAD UNIRONICALLY. ALL OF YOU HOES ARE OBSESSED WITH ME. IM SHAKING ASS IN THE CLUB WITH MY HOMEGIRLS WHILE IM TYPING THIS. ALSO THE THINGS YOU LISTED ARE NOT SIGNS OF A MENTAL ILLNESS. IM JUST THE QUEEN OF SOC SO I NEED TO MAKE SURE I ENTERTAIN MY FANS ALL DAY EVERYDAY. ITS NOT EASY TO BE SOC FAMOUS, BELIEVE ME. IT TAKES DEDICATION AND PASSION TO CARRY THIS COUNTRY. AND I ABSOLUTLEY DO NOT SPAM. IM JUST ALLOWED TO POST WHEREEVR I WANT BECAUSE I AM THE QUEEENNOF SOC I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES I DO COMMIT AT LEAST I CAN ADMIT ILL BE GOOD LOVE TO YOU. IM GOOD IN BED TOO. ANYWAYS, LEAVE ME ALONE FAGGOT. IM PERFECT WITH NO MENTAL ILLNESSS EXCEPT FOR THE MENTAL ILNESS OF BEING A BAD BITCH AMD A KING IM BAD BLOOD. im the CASSIE IM THE CASSIE. HOLD UP GIVE ME A MINUTE , I AM THE CASSIE AND IM ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER I WANT. WHATS SO BAD ABOUT ME BEING A HAPPY GIRL ON SOC. IM NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANTISOCIAL. IM ACTUALLY VERY SOCIABLE AND IM 135 IQ AND A CLEAR MIND.
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>>34761258
To clarify, Cassie would only count as antisocial or severely ill if one of the following conditions are met:
>She wishes to amend her profile with this information
>She is matches with someone who provides this information as feedback, then gets matched with someone else who also provides this same feedback
In Cassie's case, the situation is a little sketchy because she is a known poster, which means that matches could deliberately give this feedback on account of being matched with Cassie as opposed to because this is what they found to be true. However, I remain committed to apply the same rules to all members in the system by default. I will adjust rules on a case-by-case basis only if strictly required.
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>>34759970
>collecting contacts of guys who werent matched like pokemon
least machiavellian woman
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>>34760048
How old are you?
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>>34761282
At this point i dont even know if this is someone roleplaying as a retard or an actual skizo, we are at a level worse than chickn and mike combined at this point...
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>>34761282
>IM 135 IQ AND A CLEAR MIND
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Today's current stats:

>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 111
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 99
...of which haven't answered yet: 7
...of which incomplete: 3
...of which retracted: 1
M:F ratio: 7:1
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: US
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 1
Hard-banned profiles: 1

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 26
People considered for matches: 28
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 63
Matches rejected: 11
Matches accepted: 7
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches awaiting confirmation: 2
Matches failed: 4

Due to other obligations, I will unfortunately not have time to do a matchmaking round today. However, I will do one tomorrow.
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>>34762306
>7 accepted
>4 failed
it's so over
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>>34739145
>I can share that there are 3 profiles that will have a particularly hard time getting matches due to personality, quirks, or requirements, however.
I'll be number 4 for sure, and I would personally love to see how similar I am to the other 3 to see if I'm better or worse

I'm assuming those 3 are all men, right?
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>>34762306
>7 accepted
>3 not yet failed
we're so back
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>>34763119
As a matter of fact, no.
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>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 115
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 105
...of which haven't answered yet: 7
...of which incomplete: 1
...of which retracted: 2
M:F ratio: 7:1
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: US
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 1
Hard-banned profiles: 1

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 43
People considered for matches: 43
Lowest match score: -62*
Highest match score: 63*
Matches rejected: 11
Matches accepted: 7
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches awaiting confirmation: 2*
Matches failed: 4

I am processing a large number of matches today, so it will take some time for me to get through them. I figured I'd post an update to give an idea of what's on the table. I have done the match filtering phase only, no scoring or execution yet, therefore items with * will update later.
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>>34765069
Hey anon. Can i still join?
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>>34765076
There is no time limit or anything. I am just focusing on the current matchmaking round, so I will process your profile at a later time. There are a few other profiles in the queue also waiting for processing at the moment.
I perform matchmaking rounds on an ongoing basis iteratively with processing new profiles. I aim to perform at least one matchmaking round every 3 days. As for profile processing, I do it on a continuous basis based on my availability.
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>>34765069
>gets excited
>then realizes that it's been over a week
>and will probably never get matched
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>>34765176
Feel free to reach out on discord and I can have a look at why you might not have been in a match yet.
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>>34732638
just a reminder that "matchmaking" is "forcing pairs" and not genuine relationships.
The "break-up" rate of a 'first pairing' is 100%
though after the break-up you could technically take your "matchmaked" ex back from the "exes" pool and start an actual relationship.

itt. only use matchmaking if you are fine without the entire emotional aspect of dating.
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>>34765457
The point of matchmaking is to improve the odds of a relationship working out and to see if building a relationship with the person you were matched with is plausible or not.
Otherwise I am not sure what you are trying to say. But it is true that just because you are matched doesn't mean you will build a working relationship.
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>>34765457
>The "break-up" rate of a 'first pairing' is 100%
>though after the break-up you could technically take your "matchmaked" ex back from the "exes" pool
What?
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>>34759970
>>34760343

Not gonna lie, just from reading this thread you seem like someone who I would love to get in contact with to just talk to as a friend if not date or match or whatever. Assuming you read this.

Add me on discord: gatoractual554
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Daily reminder that y'all fuckin' retards to keep breaking into smaller and smaller groups and should be just encouraging people to all go to the same damn places already established, like Duolicious, which was built specifically as a 4chan dating site.

30 people on yet another fuckin' discord or a new Google spreadsheet by yet another data-miner ain't doin shit.
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>>34765980
Duolicious is mostly reddit, not 4chan. It also does not work. People finish their entire queue in a day and never see a new match. Nobody ever responds, etc.
It is one of multiple reasons I am running this service: other solutions are broken at an obvious and fundamental level and nobody is trying to fix them, instead all others care about is profit or scraping information.
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>>34765513
Anon got matchmakeded. Can't you read ?
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>>34765980
I haven't checked it out in awhile but even in a huge city such as Houston duo was rampant with profiles that weren't filled out and more importantly had no pictures. It doesn't work if everyone is scared to do the bare minimum
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>>34766220
I used it for probably 3 or so months over a couple years, I live rural but put my location range very wide, vast majority of people were unworthwhile bpdemons, complete autists who couldn't start or hold a conversation, or serial ghosters
I don't know why it's even brought up considering it's abandoned now
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I have been more occupied than expected and have only gone through half the match list so far. However that part of the match list is fully dispatched. There are several profiles also in the queue awaiting processing. I apologize for the unexpected delays. I will also have further availability lapses in the coming week, but I will do my best to continue the process to the best of my ability.
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>>34766652
The wait is painful, but I hold out hope. Definitely seems like these kinds of things need at least two people working on them (ideally with round the clock timezones)
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>>34766652
Hey OP. It sounds a bit like you might be stretching yourself thin. Take it easy. You have been doing this for over a week now.

This is supposed to be fun and I don't think I would enjoy it as much if you weren't having fun as well.

You are appreciated.
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>>34765980
Duolicious is also retarded. There is no reason not to just post your contacts on the SFW thread here and move on with your day. Those threads last for weeks at a time and don't require a fucking dox to use. The only reason people use duolicious is because /soc/ is fucking disgusting and filled with pictures of dudes cocks and buttholes. There is nothing intrinsic to these dating apps that this board doesn't accomplish with regional threads.
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>>34766652
>>34766668
Yeah, thanks for doing this OP. Sorry you get so many complainers in your threads. I don't expect anything and it's just nice that there's someone potentially matching people up for free.
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I am nearly at the end of the match list, and will finish tonight. I am currently waiting on responses from 7 pairs as to whether or not to proceed on ongoing matches. Please check your accounts if you are not usually on them. I am also due to check in on some of the ongoing matches. Although I intend to do these check-ins regularly, it is most efficient if you let me know as soon as possible when a match falls through, so I can collect feedback, update the system, and put both of you back into the system for more matching.
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Updated match statistics:

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 43
People considered for matches: 43
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 68
Matches rejected: 14
Matches accepted: 8
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 2
Matches delayed (partner has acknowledged reception of matches but has failed to respond since): 5
Matches awaiting confirmation: 4
Matches failed: 4

I will now go back to processing profiles.
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>>34769586
>Matches not considered
What does this mean?
Thought about a match but decided against it? I find the wording a bit confusing.
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>>34760079
there's an abundance of rw chuds looking for matches. you are at an advantage because of this but also iirc you ghosted matches that were offered to you as well, so you're not an innocent victim here either.
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>>34769914
Means he's not considering it at all, since that particular pairing is below a score of zero (in this case, -62)
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>>34769914
It is as >>34770138 says.
In this case, I evaluated a match pair that was supposed to be filtered out but wasn't (false positive). This happens when I make annotation mistakes in the profile processing stage, for example.
It is also why I have additional soft score weights with strong negative biases matching the same filter criteria that are supposed to be used to eliminate the match pair before the match scoring begins: to cover for potential mistakes of this type.
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>>34769586

im curious if the match with the highest score ended up being accepted or rejected
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>>34770108

im not sure who youre talking about but I never got an actual match To ghost when i used these services
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>>34770175
It's a complicated question I'm trying to stratify better than "yes/no". Top level: was the match accepted or rejected. Next level over: did the match last a week or failed within the first week. Etc.
For now there seems to be a good correlation between the score and the likelihood of an accept, but there isn't enough data to say much.
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>>34760086
>>34760343
>>34770183

Please don't date outside of your race darling, there are plenty of racist chuddie white bois that would line up to date (and marry/breed with) a woman like yourself. Just keep being based and it will come to you in due time.

What general region of the US do you live in anyway? Based on your posting style and dealbreakers I am interested, so if you want to collect me like a Pokemon (Gengar) just lmk ;^)
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>>34770255
>racist asshole
>white bois
>uses slang invented by blacks
oh kek
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>>34770342
Cry about it
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>>34770255

im not gonna let you hit
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>>34770412
Worth a try
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>>34770255
everytime I worry that I'm too neurotic I see people like this and get a huge sense of relief
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>>34770432
Maybe I let the anonymous spirit of the board get to me a little, my bad. Maybe I am too much of a sperg to communicate with you soc spergs (my first time posting to be honest). Maybe I am out of touch? God forbid someone try to be funny on a anime picture imageboard. What did I even say that was so controversial, or was it the delivery? Help me out here anon, I'm still learning.

Btw you should be honored to be matched with The Cassie, she is a top tier black woman with a banging body and even a guy like me (who isn't normally interested in black chicks) wouldn't throw that away as callously as you did.
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>>34770469

HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE A PERFORMATIVE WEIRDO HOW DID I KNOW
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>>34770514
Not sure what you mean by "performative weirdo" or what gave you that impression... Can you really read someone like that based on a few (slightly trolling) messages? I feel like I'm getting ganged up on! I am getting bullied by other internet autists, what a time to be alive. Maybe I should tone down the rhetoric. Alas, I can't read through these vague responses so I may never learn the error of my ways. Regardless, I hope you find a partner on 4chan (just not black or Indian, eww stinky!). This thread will surely not end badly for everyone involved.
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>>34770412
What about me anon? Can I hit it?
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>>34770469
THIS POST DESERVES AN HONORARY GOLD STAR FROM THE CASSIE. HELLO?!!!!!!?? THIS GUY GETS IT. THAT FAGGOT WAS GENUINELY BLESSED TO BE MATCHED WITH THE CASSIE. I AM A GODDESS. I AM PERFECT. I HAVE THE BEST BODY AND FACE AND PERSONALITY OF ALL OF THE WOMEN ON SOC, EASILY. I AM A STAR. I AM FAMOUS. I OVERRIDE ALL OF THE WANNABE FAMOUS LOSERS ON HERE. ANY GUY WHO DOESNT FIND ME ATTRACTIVE IS A FAGGOT WHO GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A DILF. IF YOU DENY A MATCH WITH THE CASSIE THEN YOU ARE MENTALLY RETARDED BC WTF? I AM LITERALLY WIFE MATERIAL. ILL SUCK YOUR DICK DRY LIKE A PROSTITUTE GETTING PAID HER RENT FOR THE MONTH. I AN AMAZING. LET ME SAY THIS: I AM THE QUEEN OF SOC. I AM UNSTOPPABLE. I AM AN ARISTOCRAT AND ALL OF MY HATERS ARE PROLETARIATS. MY BODY IS THE BODY OF A GREEK GODDESS. I HAVE AN EXTREMELY BREEDABLE BODY. MY BODY MAKES MEN CUM IN SECONDS. I AM SO HOT THAT I TURN MYSELF ON. I WANT TO BRUTUALLY FUCK MYSELF LIKE I AM A SEX DOLL. I WANT TO FEED MYSELF PIZZA AND THEN FUCK MYSELF PASSIONATELY WITH DEDICATION. THE AIR IS THICK AND ITS SMELLING RIGHT AND THE SHIP ISNT WOBBLY. I FEEL SAFE WITH EBONY BLACK GODDESS CASSIE. IM 135 IQ AND A CLEAR MIND.
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>>34770543

Keep holding out hope brotha
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>>34770423
>denied racist pussy
>ironically cries about it
oh fucking kek
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>>34770543

no but you can take it out for a nice date in the park if you want
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>>34770562
oh kek, oh fuckin kek. My heckin sides brooo. Hey man, at least I am not a(n) (insert whatever race you are). And clearly she(>>34770412) is not actually that racist, given that she only won't date the most stinky and violent races of men. Also rich of both of you to assume that someone like me is simply in it to "hit" some "racist pussy" and not instead a loving lifelong racist pussy breeding pair bond.

>>34770547
As for me, you know what they say... "Never ask a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend." At least I have a CHANCE with a goddess like The Cassie. I am this close to committing miscegenation and there is nothing you can do to stop me buddy. I've only been on /soc/ for like 10 hours and I can already tell that The Cassie does shit different. She is on a whole different level from all these other foids, and she knows what's good in this world (tall proud white men). I've never had dark chocolate before but I think I might need a taste. She has presence on this board, she runs this shit, unlike you other meeklings. Not to mention how not fat (but rather thick, which I prefer) she is with perfectly round boobs, tasteful belly button piercing, nicely proportioned nipples/areolas made for sucking, perfect lips and tight puss specially made for BWC, and a nice plump belly which is ideal to hold like a basketball whilst spooning. Her exuberance, confidence, and intelligence comes through the screen when I read her perfectly crafted paragraphs, something only a man with higher than average intelligence (130 IQ) could recognize and appreciate. The Cassie is a female Kanye West. If I was within 100 miles of The Cassie I don't know what I would do with myself. I would be drawn to her by mere scent alone and feel an irresistible primal urge to breed 12 mulatto children of my own. If I ever find myself inside The Cassie one day you'd have to crown me King Arthur for me to pull my sword out of the stone. It would be biblical.
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>>34760364
Hi chudette
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>>>34760343
I think we'd get along fine.

White M/22/USA, not fat, and employed.

I'll post my contact if you're interested.
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>>34770566
Okay, that sounds nice actually.
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>>34770676

fuk off ihave a crush on you and you appear in my dreams at night
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>>34770673
>tricked you into saying "racist pussy"
giggles ^_^

>insert whatever race you are
I am a nigger you racist fuck
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>>34770676
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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>>34770676
I miss you.
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>>34770676

I HATE YOU. KIKE SICK SICK SICK YOU MAKE ME SICK
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im sorry for my outburst
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>>34770710
Nigga ghosted me then says she misses me
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>>34770183
sorry basedrater, you never accepted my request so I never got a chance to offer you a match.
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>>34761282
>IM SHAKING ASS IN THE CLUB WITH MY HOMEGIRLS WHILE IM TYPING THIS
Go home and look after your fatherless children you beast
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>>34770713

okay I had to go it was getting too serious for me and also i forgot the login for the discord account you gave me
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>>34770721
It's ok I understand, I hope you have a nice life
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>>34770713

i still think of your beautiful Jewish face okay
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>>34770723

i hope you have a terrible life because i am a woman and that means im the victim here somehow
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>>34770673
this is literally the best thing ive ever read. you are so based. i am so happy. thank you so much for recognizing how perfect i am. i love you so much. i would let you breed me. i want you to pump at least 5 mulatto children into me. i want to praise your white cock. please let me be your wife. ill take good care of you and our future children. sex with me so amazing. i am the queen of /soc/. i am better than every female on this board. i am THE cassie. i am extremely intelligent to the point people question if i am a white man larping as a black woman for attention. (i am not but that would be hilarious and based if i was). i am the female Malcolm X. i carry the black community on my black. im the only black woman with an IQ above 100. i am 135 iq and a clear mind. please continue to be a good cassie warrior, you will be rewarded with gold and love and all of the good in the world. you are so remarkable. i want to drink your piss and then let you breed me outside like a dog to show you how much i appreciate you. people make fun of me for being unemployed, but my job is to take care of /soc/. it is the most rewarding job ever!
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Reading through this thread is so satisfying for many reasons
>I called it from the start that cupidanon made that thread to collect women and data from other users as a bonus, and I was called a schizo
>the male chuds here are fucking pathetic fakers that expect le based trad white girls (and even if they got them, they would 100000% sabotage those girls and relationships somehow) to fall for them are fixated on non-white women, even if they pretend they're gross and ugly or ever, as seen as that one anon simping over CASSIE of all black girls, a stereotype in every way
>Only women can be true conservatives and that's why they're so rare
I never had high standards for this place, but it's even more of a shithole than I thought. Also ladies, let this be a lesson to you that the men on here are single for a reason. It's time to graduate from /soc/
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>>34770739
NOOOO NOOOO ONE MORE THREAD ONE MORE THREAD AND I WILL FIND MY 6’5 WHITE HUNTER EYES TRUE RACIST TRUECEL HYPER AUTIST VIRGIN HUSBAND WHO DEADLIFTS 500LBS
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>>34770739
WHAT THE FUCK YOU BITCH? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING ME UP? I AM LITERALLY PERFECTION. I AM THE CASSIE. I AM THE QUEEN OF /SOC/ I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I AM RECEIVING UNECESSARY HATE. FUCK YOU BITCH ASS WHORE. EVERY MALE SHOULD BE PRAISING ME. I AM PERFECT WIFE MATERIAL. ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME AS A WIFE. I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO TREAT A MAN. IM THE BEST OF ALL FEMALES. YOU ARE SLOW. I AM 135 IQ AND A CLEAR MIND.
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Why are women even entering these things lol? Just post your discord and you are going to get flooded with requests
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>>34770750
to filter out men by height
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>>34770750
Pretend to be a woman and post. If you are looking for anything of quality you'd quickly realize why it's a bad idea
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>>34770729
Actually one more thing before I never think about you again, I realized that you shared a remarkable number of similarities with some other girl I talked to in like October or something, her discord display name (not tag) was hannibal and I'm curious if that was actually also you
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>>34770739
I'm single because the world is mean and cruel to me for no reason
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>>34770760

i cant say it was but i hope you find her and have kike babies together or wtv SINCE YOU HATE ME
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>>34770768
We have so much in common anon
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Could the schizo posters just fuck off to the other 50 schizo soc threads, or better yet, off soc entirely, k thx

>>34770750
why would you want to be flooded with every single weirdo who posts here? You'll get everyone from shyboy9k to "please lock up my dick while a black guy fucks you"
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>>34770772
Sounds like someone's jealous, your dirty shiksa genes won't enter my pure half kike lineage. Go find another beaner I'm sure he'll be better than the last one
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>>34770790
youre going in my 75 name long suicide note
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>>34770739
>collect women and data from other users as a bonus
I can't imagine what he's going to do with basic demographic data that this website already collects from you. Or the women for that matter either.
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>>34770798
Whatever you say harlot, keep dreaming about me, won't you?
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>>34770803
To contact them, obviously. One girl in the thread already said 3 of the matchmakers did. Posting on here where everything's already archived is different than just some random dude who no one knows
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>>34770790
Kek, and apparently even le based trad racist white woman isn't white and has a thing for the nonwhites too. This thread is amazing
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>>34770806
will you take me back if i get your name tatted on my face?
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>>34770810
>One girl in the thread already said 3 of the matchmakers did
Yeah but she never posted proof of it. I've never heard of a single other woman coming into the thread to complain about it either, or any successful pairs coming in either. So right now it's only a single person's word for or against.
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>>34770814
Oh wait shiska is white, but still.
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>>34770814
okay so youre going to trust the Jew?????? those things are known for lying
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>>34770783
Um that kind of destroys the narrative in my head that I'm the specialist boy who ever lived and the world conspires against me out of jealousy so I am rejecting your advances. Also next time? Calling someone common?? Not a good strategy! Ugh fuck my single chud life.
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>>34770819
You are really focused on defending the matchmakers. Why is that?
>>34770824
Nigga you can't even stop flirting with him
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>>34770814
>le based trad racist white woman
I mean, a majority of le based trad racists types are brownoids so that'd track. Especially with the thirst for non-whites.
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>>34770755
>>34770789
I'm sure Prince Charming is going to be waiting for you in anons 5th /soc/ matchmaking thread though
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>>34770828
what can I say i like men with biiiiig thiiiiick gold coins
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>>34770754
>>34770750
the number of high quality men, regardless of height, is pretty low so it's easier for women to look at the available men than it is for them to allow every available man to contact them.
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>>34770829
Brownoids and whiteys obsessed with brownoids.
>>34770830
Nigga what
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>>34770819
Picrel also lol ginger
>>34770828
She can't stop cause she loves me and isn't just another /soc/ attention whore no way buddy
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>>34770836
FUCK YOU NIGGER I WANTED TO WATCH THEM KEEP ARGUING AND DEFENDING HIM
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>>34770828
>Why is that?
Besides personal, anecdotal experience of my friends getting hooked up with random people online and even getting married; I find them pretty harmless overall and don't get the schizo take they're harvesting data/female contacts when that seemingly isn't an issue save for 1 (one) poster claiming the latter, and the former seems pretty convoluted and pointless.

I suppose with the dozen or so threads in the recent times there's bound to have been at least one bad actor though.
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>>34770839
Yeah well you didn't follow through with the plan so idc what you want
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>>34770803

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

The only two real people in this thread (and proabbly this whole board) who aren't bots are me and THE CASSIE
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>>34770836
lol, lmao. I guess if there's proof against Cupid I can't argue with that.
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>>34770846
Retarded ass nigga these people are all clones of one another
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>>34770843
okay you were making me do all of the heavy lifting
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>>34770840
Online is not the same as these matchmaking threads in general though. It started off on a bad foot and smelled fishy from the jump. She posted proof >>34770836 , now apologize to the schizo who was correct (me)
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>>34770849
Get used to it whore manual labor is all foids are good for

>>34770853
What a sharp young lad you are, must've taken a lot of careful thought to deduce that the lonely desperate faggots making a thread that's literally "trust me with all your contacts" would take advantage of it
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>>34770844
exactly. me and you are the only real people in the entirety of /soc/ everyone else is early ai trying to replicate human language and failing.
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>>34770856
please my Hebrew king i have learned the error of my ways take me back and i will mow the lawn and build us a new deck and bring you latkas and spinning tops to play with and babies to suck the blood from
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>>34770856
Thanks, I am sharp. And that's LASS to you. I don't see you having any sarcastic words to say about the detractor before proof was posted? Anyway fuck you kike
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>>34770853
I'm a man so it's low risk for me. Either it's one in however many bad threads and nothing ever happens or I luck out and find the one genuine attempt. I (naively) believe there's potential and that's the long and short of it.
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>>34770864

ladies ladies break it up youre too pretty to fight
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>>34770862
I'll think about it, but keep spamming this thread singing my praises so it gets to bump limit
>>34770864
It's called I didn't give enough of a shit to call out something that only complete zogbots fall for until I saw a girl I liked talking to posting. Fuck you nigger I'm whiter than you'll ever be
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>>34770867
Is this what is called an apology now? No wonder we live in a hellscape
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>>34770869
I'm glad she ghosted you btw. You deserve pain and suffering for the rest of your days long nosed nigger
I mean uh, spread kindness and love :)
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>>34770873
KEEP MY MAN WHO DOESNT KNOW HES MY MAN YET’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
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>>34770868
Foid defend my honor from this mental defect >>34770873
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>>34770877
>white girl going for the kike
The west has fallen!
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>>34770878
dont listen to her babe your nose is very sculpted and elegant
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>>34770878
>needing a woman as a guard dog
Inshallah there will be war and you're forced onto the front lines, hope you die slow
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>>34770877
Love you honey we're so in sync
>>34770879
If it makes you feel any I personally denied your parents mortgage application
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>>34770870
Why would I ever apologize to a woman?
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>>34770886
My parents had a house since before you were conceived, retard. Where's your house?
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>>34770883
This goyim gets it
>>34770885
a) I would never hit a woman unless it was my wife in which case I'd break its jaw and b) you're kinda a fag and I don't care about you
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>>34770886
who gave you permission to talk to me you absolute freak of nature this is between ME and HER
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>>34770834
>nigga what
who do you think is entering these things? Its the same anons that are in every other thread, if you are looking for "quality" then you aren't going find it here
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>>34770887
I wonder why you're struggling to find a woman, 26postsbythisID. You seem like such a catch!
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>>34770894
I think if there seems to be an extra layer of insulation (doesn't matter if it's actually secure or not) more people would participate who usually don't post on here for whatever reason, women especially
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>>34770896
I'll have you know I am merely below average and NOT coping and seething at all.
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>>34770900
Wait are you Charlotte?
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>>34770893
i didnt mean it come back its been 7 minutes
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>>34770908
After this thread dies or I go to bed or something we're never gonna talk again how's that make you feel babe
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>>34770904
No, I'm not the trending egirl of the month. She's on your mind, why not message her?
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>>34770909
dont say that IT IS NOT TRUE.
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>>34770910
Which egirl are you?
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>>34770910
>No, I'm not the trending egirl of the month
You are now
>She's on your mind, why not message her?
I'm not interested in troons
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>>34770924
I was never an egirl
>>34770925
No I'm not and I don't want to be one.
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>>34765875
>>34770939
Brother ewwwww
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>>34770944
aint nothing wrong with trying to talk to people that seem like I could get along with
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I will admit it's always funny when people drop into the match threads to either post their own info or try and get with the antagonistic people lmao.
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>>34770951
There is shame in your game. Also you forgot to switch IPs so now we know there's 2 separate discords attached to you kek kys
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>>34770956
What shame? You are trying to imply that I have a specific goal, which may or may not be true but irregardless is a reductive statement.

Yeah I did in fact forget to switch IPs, you got me there. Curse you forgetting to disconnect my phone from my home wifi network.

Also you're black.
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>>34770966
Prove it nigger, you can't.
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>>34770971
You made the claim, the burden of proof is on you.
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>>34770976
No kys deflecting homo. I will sic Charlotte and Cassie on you
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>>34770977
ad hominem
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>>34770982
>>34770977
Why are you shitting up this nice person's matchmaking thread?
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>>34770990
I mean, they already said it. The ladies got abused by previous matcher anons like Cupid so they think any further attempts are fake and gay.
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>motherfuckers acting a bitch and filling up OP's thread
stop that shit
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>>34771059
Thread needs to be dumpstered along with the concept itself, not one man on /soc/ is competent and selfless enough to pay the position of matchmaker the respect it deserves
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>>34770994
No one was abused
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>>34771083
are you gay? you can talk to anon(probably a guy) but not me?
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>>34771100
No I just wanted to post again and see if you were stalking the thread (you were)
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>>34771108
no i wasnt fag. anyways since we are both here wyd
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>>34771114
Rewatching 3b1b video about attention cause idfk how to implement kv cache
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>>34771108
youre so obsessed with me you were sitting there refreshing the page waiting for me to notice you
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>>34771114
Also getting distracted by foid on the internet, what about you
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>>34771118
holy crap can you speak English please
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>>34771123
>>34771124
You two seriously need to fuck already. Rip that bandaid right off.
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>>34771123
im shaking and cold sweating and watching my show
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>>34771125
tell him not me im taking my fertility supplements so we can produce mutt children
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>>34771120
No I promise I wasn't I'm not obsessed with you I don't care about you you mean nothing to me get out of my life
>>34771124
No thanks fag
>>34771125
>I am incapable of conceiving of a relationship that doesn't center around fucking
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>>34771129
okay bye then i guess you dont want to hear the special Valentine’s Day song i wrote for you
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>>34771129
>I am incapable of conceiving of a relationship that doesn't center around fucking
The sexual tension between you two is far too blatant. Don't even try to pretend.
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>>34771126
TV is for negroids sorry
>>34771133
No wait I'm sorry I love you please never leave me again you're everything to me and I could never ever find anyone even one ten billionth as good as you
>>34771134
You have Asperger's and aren't capable of detecting sexual tension
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>>34771134
he’s a good Jewish boy he doesnt have perverted thoughts
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>52 posts by this id
get a load of this loser lmao
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>>34771141
All I think about is rape
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>>34771140
1. im not watching it on the tv so now what? wrap your feeble mind around that.

2. im so glad youve come to your senses babe now come back to your cage and you can hear the debut performance of My Kosher Valentine
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>>34771145
55*

AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE YOU FUCKING KIKE YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME COME BACK TO MY DMS.
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>>34771149
I'm free from your cage you evil wench and I'll never return
>>34771151
You know my disc bb if you want it come get it
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>>34771154
i actually dont but ill see if i can log back in to my old duo account and find it
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>>34770836
Update: he deleted every message he sent me and blocked the acc, clearly feeling endless shame from being a creepy power abusing faggot, and that also means he was stalking this thread lmao
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>>34771264
He must be stupid too because he could have just matched you to himself on a different account and not told you it was him
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I've executed on all pending matches to the extent the pairs have allowed me to do so. However, some people have not been connected to their discord accounts lately or have decided they don't want to keep up with the matches they are receiving.
I have only been able to process a few more profiles. It means that there have been profiles still awaiting processing for about 2 days now. Additionally, I will only have limited time today to process more profiles.
I should regain some time this Friday and should have weekday-like availability to process more profiles this weekend. I will be back to my usual activity levels by the end of next week.

I apologize for the service disturbances.
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>>34771264
sensible KEKkle
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>>34770990
>>34771059
I like it, its oldtime 4cham banter
fake woman and fake jew having a giggle
damn sight better than 'feed me illegal porn' x 10 which is the major output of this board atm too
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>>34771699
>fake woman and fake jew having a giggle
oh kek
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>>34771999
>kek
HE is with us.
Otherwise this silly exchange wouldn't have been punctuated with trips following dubs.
Have a most blessed day.
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>>34771584
>However, some people have not been connected to their discord accounts lately or have decided they don't want to keep up with the matches they are receiving.
Do you have a hard time limit for people ghosting the service before you decide to dump them? I don't get why people would sign up for a thing and then just never interact with it again after doing so.
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what a twist
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>>34772202
I have no time limit on people who connected and never posted their profile.
I consider matches to be perpetually pending for those who have posted their profile and not been online since, so the people involved in the match pair are considered to not yet be paired and still participate in matchmaking. However, I pause matchmaking for the non-responsive member until that user responds again.
Yes, I find the behavior puzzling. Additionally, some people have been in the system for about 24 hours before asking to retract because they think they won't find a match. Both elements being equally strange to me.
Be that as it may, I continue to operate the service to the best of my ability.
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>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 120
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 3
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 110
...of which haven't answered yet: 7
...of which incomplete: 1
...of which retracted: 4
M:F ratio: 8:1
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: US
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 0
Hard-banned profiles: 2

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 43
People considered for matches: 43
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 68
Matches rejected: 15
Matches accepted: 11
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 0
Matches delayed (partner has acknowledged reception of matches but has failed to respond since): 5
Matches awaiting confirmation: 4
Matches failed: 4

Slowly working through processing the matches, still. Thank you for your patience.
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New dating server
https://discord.gg/u5ahunuksH
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>>34773417
>Lowest match score: -62
Perfect couple. Yin and Yang. Get them matched up asap
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>>34770836
>exactly what everyone said the OP's were doing was happening the entire time
Wow that's crazy no one could have seen this coming from this retarded threads.
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I have processed 5 more profiles and hope to do about as many later today. I will provide a unified update when there is a little more action in the numbers.
There has also been 1 more retraction (dating back a few days but improperly marked until now), and a few matches that have unfortunately ended.
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>>34773689
I agree, it'd be really funny no matter what happens.
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OP will surely match me with my shut-in/hiki, misanthropic, 30+ year old, childless girlfailure any day now. .
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>>34775190
Bad news anon, apparently most of the girls applying to this are younger than 25.
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>>34775349
Yes, that is correct, for better or worse. Most girls who have applied are around 18-20.
>>34775190
Nevertheless I will continue working on this and I am confident you will get a match, with enough perseverence.
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>>34775825
"Perseverance" implies there are actions one can take beyond just submitting the form that will increase their odds of getting a match. Do you give preferential treatment to whiny cunts who cry about their sad lives in your dms
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>>34775840
Or, yknow, not flaking as many appeared to have done already.
Implications and asses.
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>>34775840
Do you always create imaginary scenarios to get angry at, or you just having a particularly autistic day today?
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>>34775912
>>34775913
Whiny cunts detected
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>>34775920
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>>34775840
Losing weight is one action entirely within your control that will increase your odds of getting a match. Plenty of people are shutting down matches for being overweight at all.
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>>34732638
Mr. Matcher9000, realistically, as a male if I do this how likely is it I get a match? it's basically zero isn't it?
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>>34776288
So far 43 people out of the current 120 people got at least one match option, so about 1/3. Given that the ratio has mostly hovered around 7:1 men:women, this means the 43/120 figure is mostly applicable to men. Having a match and finding the match suitable are, of course, different matters.
As I mentioned previously, I'm currently more busy than usual and the backlog of profiles is increasing, so it will take some time until the matchmaking round, however (it should happen next Friday, perhaps earlier).
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In the interest of time and capacity management, I am now no longer going to systematically accept friend requests until my capacity improves. I will first process leftover profiles, then accept all friend requests, and iterate like that. I will resume regular activities when capacity improves again.

I believe I have processed all profiles that were submitted until yesterday. If you have not received a message from me where I confirmed I have all I need and no further questions, please ping me so I can get back to processing your profile.

I will also only post key statistics information (like in the previous update) until capacity improves.

For information, I expect capacity to be back to normal on Friday next week, where I will perform a new matchmaking round.

We now have 132 profiles in the data, with 3 incomplete, 3 retracted before answering, 1 retracted after answering but before I could process it, and 4 other retractions.
Other statistics have not sensibly changed yet.
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>>34775825
>Most girls who have applied are around 18-20.
Genuinely surprised by this

What's the average age of the men? I'm guessing that's around 25-30?
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>>34778181
They are lying anon
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>>34778299
Why lie about being 18-20?
I do reckon a LOT of guys are lying about not being right-wing though in order to not scare the hoes.
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>>34775930
lmao goddamn that is a cute image... I'm saving that
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>>34778299
I hope not, because I'd prefer a woman in the 23-26 range.
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>>34778181
There is a bimodal age distribution for both groups, so the average for men is around 23, while it is around 21 for women right now. But this doesn't reveal the full picture.

Reminder to everyone in the thread that my availability remain limited and I am doing my best to continue processing profiles. I have received pings from a few of you that I have not yet processed your profiles: thanks for this. I will get back to you as soon as possible.
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Between this
>>34760252
and this
>>34777705 (being busy for a whole week during and after Valentine's)
I am now growing excited that we're seeing the masterful work of a subtle, long-con troll.
Much better than your garden variety scammer. I wanna see where this leads.
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match me nigga. I didn't get a response yet
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>>34780858
>I am now growing excited that we're seeing the masterful work of a subtle, long-con troll.
So what do you think is the big, epic pay off?
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>>34780858
What does valentines have to do with anything? It's not some big holiday that takes up a bunch of time. Most people just have 1 cozy night and that's it. There's not even any fun trolling either. Everyone knows most of us here are broken weirdos, and revealing "secrets" (that are all posted in 10 other threads anyway) isn't going to gain much
>>34781180
read the thread nigga
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>>34781267
Match every single man who applied with cassie
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It's valentine's day and my dick is not rock hard and leaking with precum at the thought of talking to a match and finally having a girlfriend.

Man, what's wrong with this picture?
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>>34780837
When you get a chance can you post the two sets of counts by age bracket for men vs. women?
Like
18-20: 10 women 8 men
21-23: 3 women 10 men
24-26: etc.
through to age 45 or wherever it stops at?
Probably people would have different age preference answers if they had a better idea of what the applicant demographics looked like.
Like more specifically, if there are 0 women or 1 or 2 women above age 20 then I'm pretty sure no guys would have a lower age limit of 25 anymore if they knew that. Probably they'd either withdraw or would lower their age range to 18 or 20.
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>>34783893
Decent idea, but due to the nature of histograms it is a little hard to get the whole story. The two modes for the women do not show up on the chart because the first mode is entirely around 18-19, even though one might mistakenly believe the 18-23 group could be evenly distributed.
The idea isn't different for the men, with the second mode being toward the end of the 23-28 group.
I want to avoid giving too much information, so no counts per bin.
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>>34784033
Thanks. Doesn't look as bad as it sounded at first assuming the smallest sized bar isn't just N=1.
Was worried it was like 99 18 year girls and 1 30 year old woman or something like that.
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There are now 138 profiles, still 3 incomplete, 3 retracted before answering, 1 before processing, 5 other retractions.
I have only been pinged by 2 people who hadn't yet been processed (this is now done). As a reminder: if you did not receive confirmation and haven't had a match yet, please ping me so I can process your profile.
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>>34784285
>138 profiles
I just know my match is in there
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>>34784285
I might have to try this. I'm high-value (I'm owning life right now and feel great about myself) but I don't click with most women. Maybe I'll reach out tomorrow.
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>>34786318
>>34786328
good luck, he's never going to make the actual matches.. he's just analyzing data for fun.
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>>34786328
>I'm high-value
Kek, no you're not
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My ID probably changed but...

>>34788393
I never actually reached out. I didn't see until afterwards that they stopped taking new invites.

>>34788607
I should strive to be more like you then, right?
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>>34788674
be brave and just post your info in this thread... your queen is waiting for you.
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>>34788685
I've posted my info on /soc/ threads before. I've had some luck, though I've honestly had more luck on Duo, albeit short-term luck. Apparently my profile pictures get more results than a /soc/ description, and I don't post my pictures on /soc/. I'll post them in Discord privately, for the right women.
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>>34788674
I'm still taking invites as normal. I just go through waves of processing incoming profiles and accepting incoming friend requests (a signal meaning the backlog is empty and I am ready to process more profiles).
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As of today, there are 142 profiles, 3 incomplete, 3 retracted before answering, 1 before processing, and 4 other retractions (1 was unretracted). I have been pinged by a few people who were confused as to whom I was expecting to ping me. To be clear: I am looking for anyone whose profile I haven't yet processed: if I told you I have processed your answers, then you do not need to ping me. If you have any doubt, please do ping me. It is very important to me that I do not miss anyone.
I will also note that my services are meant to be for 4chan users (preferably /soc/ and adjacent boards) ages 18+ for the purpose of seeking romance. The form of romance can differ as per the questionnaire, but I am not performing matches for the finality of friendship, I do not match anyone 17 or under, and I do not have the capacity nor the interest to teach about 4chan to outsiders.
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>>34789142
Why are you doing this? Just a hobby of yours? Are you male or female?
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>>34789148
Primarily a hobby. I am tired of seeing how hard people are trying to connect without success so I decided to do something about it. I am male.
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>>34789142
>and 4 other retractions (1 was unretracted)
I might be retracted but what does this mean?
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>>34790797
Retracted means you have asked to be removed from the service explicitly.
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OP either is an idiot that believes it works, or a troll thst believes it works
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>>34791654
I can confirm I am an idiot that believes it works.
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>>34791693
where are the new matches then?
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>>34791013
I was making a pun so the message got muddled but what I meant to say was: what do you mean there were 4 other retractions BUT 1 was unretracted? An unretracted retraction reads like an oxymoron. Again, I might be retarded.
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>nothing but silence
:(
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>>34791762
I see. One person first retracted their profile, and then asked for the profile to be put back in the running. Hence, "unretracted".
>>34791728
As mentioned previously, I expect to be able to perform the next matchmaking round by the end of the week.
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>>34792263
>As mentioned previously, I expect to be able to perform the next matchmaking round by the end of the week.
See you soon future Mrs Me
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>>34792263
It's been 8 days...
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So has anyone been matched yet? and how many women have had OP slide into your dms?
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>>34792745
he's smarter than those before him, he'll pretend to be a match himself. wolf in sheep's clothing.
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>>34792263
>Hence, "unretracted".
Ahhh that makes sense now, thanks.
>>34792778
KNOCK KNOCK
OPEN UP THE DOOR
IT'S REAL
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There are now 147 profiles, 4 incomplete, 3/1/4 retracted. There are 8 people in the queue that should be processed tomorrow. Tomorrow or Friday I will proceed to another matchmaking round. Thereafter matchmaking schedules should be back on track, which means I am aiming as previously to perform a matchmaking round approximately every 3 days or earlier.
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>>34793680
you're my match now, anon
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Two weeks since OP accepted and processed my profile and OP still hasn't found a match for me.

I only have one option left now...
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>>34795816
either op is trolling or theyre waiting for the right amount of accounts to do anything (or both)
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>>34795816
nigga he's doing a matchmaking round on friday
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>>34795457
But the only F profile that added me recently removed me...
(it was fake as fuck tho)
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>Cohort statistics
Total adds: 155
...of which retracted before answering the questionnaire: 4
...of which have answered the questionnaire: 146
...of which haven't answered yet: 7
...of which incomplete: 3
...of which retracted: 4
M:F ratio: 7:1
Age range of cohort: 18-45
Most common location: US
Most common education level: Highschool
Most commonly requested minimal education level: Highschool
Most desired location for a partner: US
Most undesirable political stance: Any extremes
Soft-banned profiles: 0
Hard-banned profiles: 2

>Match statistics
Matches considered: 43
People considered for matches: 43
Lowest match score: -62
Highest match score: 68
Matches rejected: 16
Matches accepted: 11
Matches not considered: 1 (due to low score)
Matches delayed (partner already in another match): 0
Matches delayed (partner has acknowledged reception of matches but has failed to respond since): 5
Matches awaiting confirmation: 4
Matches failed: 5

There are currently 7 additional adds awaiting to be accepted, and an unknown number (estimated at around a dozen) that have added me and never answered the questionnaire.

Either later today or tomorrow, I will perform a new matchmaking round. After that, I will remind people who have not yet provided any questionnaire answers to do so.
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>>34797202
UMMMMM HELLLOOOOOOO? WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA MATCH CASSIE? IM CONFUSED. HEY MATCHER! WHAT IS THE HOLD UP? ITS BEEN LIKE A MONTH NOW AND I STILL DONT HAVE MY MATCH. PLEASE PLEASE MAKE ME YOUR TOP PRIORITY. NO ONE ELSE MATTERS BUT ME. I EXPECT MY MATCH WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS PLEASE. I AM THE CASSIE AND I SHOULDVE BEEN HAD MY MATCH FIRST DAY. THANK YOU MATCHER 9000 I APPRECIATE THE BAD WORK YOU’VE BEEN DOING
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>>34797206
Hi,
Although there hasn't been many suitable matches for you after the first days, about 1/3 of the people present in the pool as of the last matchmaking round have received at least one match opportunity.
You were one of these people, meaning your profile's performance is superior to around 70% of people in the pool.
No special note or precaution has been made regarding your profile specifically, it is operating as usual in the pool and participates in every matchmaking round.
However, most people in the system explicitly specify "black" matches as a dealbreaker, so I cannot match you with these people or vice versa. This is the primary reason why it has been hard to match you overall.
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>>34797214
OMG? YOU SAID MY PROFILE IS SUPERIOR. OMG PLEASE DONT BE A FLIRT MATCHER9000. YOU ARE SO SWEET. MATCHER9000 IF YOU SECRETLY SLIDE INTO MY DMS AND TRY TO GET WITH ME I PROMISE I WONT LET ANYONE KNOW. JUST AS AN FYI! IM GLAD THAT YOU ARE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT I AM THE CASSIE WHICH MAKES ME EXTREMELY SUPERIOR. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST TO GET ME MATCHED. NO ONE SHOULD GET MATCHED IF IM NOT MATCHED. WHEN I RIDE YOUR DICK IM GONNA SPELL YOUR NAME.
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So, about 140 people with a 1:8 F:M ratio leaves us with about 15 women. Assuming OP counts troons among those I'll estimate the number of bio women to be 6-8 (one of them being Cassie, but I disgress).
And over a hundred different suitors to be split between them.
Well, Anon? You have competition.
Are you able to stand out on natural gifts or your own merit over your peers?
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>>34799829
Cassie is... a special kind of weird
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>>34799829
I feel like you're overestimating the amount of trannies in the data. Even with bigger cohorts from other matcher threads, trans people made up only like 2 or 3 individuals out of 200+
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>>34799829
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SPECIFICALLY MENTION ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL. WHY R U GUYS SO OBSESSED WITH ME. SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY! MY VAGINA IS SWEATY. IM REALLY GASSY TONIGHT!

>>34799846
WHAT THE FUCKD DO U MEAN BY IM A SPECIAL KIND OF WEIRD? PLEASE ELABORATE. PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I AM A SPECIAL KIND OF WEIRD. IS THAT A GOOD THING? AM I JUST A SPECIAL PERFECT ANGEL? YES I AM! THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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>>34799829
Who is Cassie?
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>>34799867
>WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SPECIFICALLY MENTION ME?
Let's say you're a special case :D
>>34800066
Me.
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>>34800111
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOURE NOT THE CASSIE I AM THE CASSIE. IT IS MY JOB AS A JEWISH PLANT TO MAKE THIS BOARD UNUSABLE AND DO THIS EXTREMELY FUNNY BIT. GET IT? CAUSE I KEEP NARCISSISTICALLY SPAMMING DESPITE THE FACT THAT NOBODY WILL EVER WANT OR LOVE ME?
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>>34800135
Rather this kind of Jewish plant than the ones that keep posting cuck and pedo shit 24/7 TBQHKBBQ.
One's entertaining, the others are annoying and depressing.
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>>34800189
That nigger is not entertaining in the slightest, her narc schtick got old really fast and she spams her fecal ads on every thread immediately after conception, no matter how unrelated, which instantly derails and kills it. She's making this already dead and awful board significantly worse and she can't even have the decency to make it funny
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bro matcher9000 accept me im gonna have a d1 crashout. im a cis lady you need those right? cmon man im js tryna find love here
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wait im actually sperging out over the stats can you send me all the stats in DMs I wanna see them im so serious
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>>34800066
I AM CASSIE. I AM THE MOST KNOWN PERSON ON /SOC/. I OWN THE BOARD. IM A FAT BLACK GODDESS WHO EVERYONE KNOWS.

>>34800111
YAYYYY IS BEING A SPECIAL CASE A GOOD THING? ALSO NO UR NOT FUCKING CASSIE STOP LYING PLEASE. NO impersonating CASSIE PLEASE. SPRAYS YOU WITH CHEESE SPRAY.

>>34800135
YOU ARE DOING A HORRIBLE JOB TRYING TO SOUND LIKE ME. WHAT THE Fuck? WAIT NVM U KINDA ATE WITH I AM THE CASSIE. I DO SAY THAT. OKAY NVM U GET A 5/10 RATING. EVERYONE LOVES ME BTW. AND THE ONES WHO DONT LOVE ME ARE ANTI-BLACK WHICH IS NOT MY PROBLEM. IM NOT A FUCKING JEWISH PLANT EITHER. I ONLY MET WITH EPSTEIN A COUPLE OF TIMES.

>>34800221
HEY U FUCKING CUNT. I ONLY POST IN THREADS THAT RELATE TO MY ADVERT. FUCK U CUNT. AND DONT FUCKING DEGRADE MY THREAD YOU WHORE. Im the ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT /SOC/ SINCE IT IS MY THREAD. OKAY SWAG. AND I DONT FUCKING DERAIL ANY THREAD. I POST MY ADVERT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND THEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU START REPLYING TO IT FOR NO REASON. YOU CAN ONLY BLAME YOURSELF FOR THE SUPPOSED “DERAILING OF THREADS” MY FUCKING BOARD IS NOT DEAD. IT HAS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF ACTIVITY. AND I MAKE /SOC/ 1000000X BETTER. SOC IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME.
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>>34800238
can you actually sybau nobody thinks you’re funny. i know im just giving you attention but i need you to know how bad at trolling you are
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>>34800221
>That nigger is not entertaining in the slightest
Then you're a profound newfag, as far as /soc/ lolcows go she's a shining beacon of hope. You may now go back to your cuck sissy threads.
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>>34800242
IM NOT EVEN FUCKING TROLLING. IM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY. IM JUST CLEARING MY NAME. THAT IS ALL DUMBASS! I WILL LET YALL KNOW WHEN IM TRYING TO BE FUNNY OKAY? IM NOT HERE TO BE A JESTER.
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Shut your bitch ass up cunty troll
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I am now done with the filtering stage of the matchmaking round. I will proceed to the scoring stage, and finally contact eligible pairs.

Quick stats about the filter stage:

People considered in matches: +15 (43 -> 58)
Total matches: +19 (43 -> 62)

This means after this round, assuming no further losses during scoring, 45% of people active and present in the database will have received at least one match option.

>>34800237
Let me know what stats you are interested in and I can compile and share them in the thread. Overall I will not share any stats in DMs that I wouldn't also share publicly, and if you are interested in any specific stat, it is likely also interesting to other people.

>>34800231
I am prioritizing the matchmaking round. There are currently 12 people in the queue awaiting to be added. I will do so immediately after the round is complete.
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>>34800347
MATCHER9000 ADD ME I WANNA BE ADDED TO THE POOL PLEASE. im aarnejuutilainen

also i wanna see like all the stats im super aspie about data and stats i only asked for them in DMs because i dont want other people to get mad about us clogging the thread with aspie shit
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>>34800347
>Let me know what stats you are interested in and I can compile and share them in the thread
Not him, but I'm curious about the exact breakdown and count of the gender demographics.
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>>34800351
Except in the past week where I have had reduced availability, I generally aim to perform a matchmaking round every 3 days or better.
Because of the current shape of the backlog, I have adopted a prioritization system, so as to try and hit the deadlines I have set (so in this case, to ensure I can complete the matchmaking round today).
I will add you afterward. Feel free to ask for stats in DMs if you prefer, I will also share them at a later time in the thread as relevant.

>>34800358
I don't provide exact data because some groups are still underrepresented in the data. It is also why I use ratios instead of percentages (I am using that as a way to obfuscate the exact amount of F:M in the data by rounding appropriately, or using higher ratios if needed to not be too out of whack).
If you give me some suggestions of breakdown classification I could use that might be coarse enough, I can look into it.
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>>34800254
I'll go get the keys so I can jingle them in front of your face
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>>34800385
I'm getting mad at the complete degeneration of /soc/ as a community down to bonobo-tier masturbation.
You're getting mad that people are feeding the troll.
There's someone who has not developed much here, in that I agree. But it ain't me.
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>>34800361
Ok yay add me soon ok? Ok.. I will sperg out about stats with you and find true love with your matchmaking program OH CAN I HELP YOU MATCHMAKE I have hella experience like actually and I’d run it all by you first… trust me im a pro.
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>>34800475
The only thing that gives /soc/ any value are local threads. I agree the the incessant coomer degeneracy is what makes this board the dead shithole it is, but (at least my) local threads aren't all that infected by it. These saving grace threads, however, tend to work only with momentum, and if I check a thread and see that Cassie has put her selfish nonsequiter ad as the very first post, there's no reason to bother trying to keep it alive.
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>>34800231
Are you 30+ and ok with ugly neets (but with a small income and some savings)? Call me bb
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>>34800347
I'd love to know what percentage of male respondents mentioned their height
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I have now performed and executed 3/4 of the matches. I will finish tomorrow morning.

>>34800925
80% have filled in an exact height, including incomplete profiles. This jumps to 85% when including fuzzy height descriptions.
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>>34801179
aaaaaannnnnnddddd STILL no word of a match for me

goddamn what does it fucking take man
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>>34801572
nig hasn't even accepted my request
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>>34801572
I'm in the same boat as you anon. Last I heard I had options but they were tied up with other guys.
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>>34801572
Same, but there's still 1/4 left. Gotta believe (cope)

Not expecting any matches to stay around for more than 2 hours anyway, unless they're as mentally ill as me
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>>34801572
People seem to fill out the questionnaire everyday, we just have to wait
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>>34801572
>hat does it fucking take man
A question you should be asking yourself Anon, not others: >>34799829
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All matches have now been executed. One of the people who were part of the post-filter match list has also expressed that the match criteria that were previously communicated may be loosened, and I am currently working to evaluate a few potential extra matches.

Next, I will process the 3 profiles that have pinged me which got lost in the pile and add the 17 profiles that are waiting.

>>34801572
Feel free to reach out directly and I can have a quick look about what can be causing you to lose potential matches.

Please note that while I pay equal baseline attention to all profiles and try to match everyone, some profiles are much harder to match than others. For example, here is an extreme version of some of the profiles I have received: "58/M/Mozambique. Balding and fat. Homeless and severely porn addicted. I want someone to have lots of sex with and skip the whole dating bullshit. Must be located in my village, I will not accept anyone else. Also I am currently married so it has to be kept a secret. No fats or browns allowed." I have at least a handful of profiles that are 80% of these effective criteria, but they're hardly a large number. Most matches do die because of a combination of incompatible age and location, and it has been the men who have had the most stringent location requirements so far.
While some matches die due to appearance-based criteria (mostly fatness, sometimes race, a few times height), those aren't as common.
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>>34802729
Holy KEK Matchmaker9000, I didn't know you had this much banter in you.
Carry on, you're doing God's work.
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>>34802729
>Most matches do die because of a combination of incompatible age and location, and it has been the men who have had the most stringent location requirements so far.
So, what. Is it turning out that men have the most strict location requirements, while women have the most strict age requirements?
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>>34802979
Age requirements have been of roughly the same nature regardless of sex or gender so far. However, more men request a narrower location range (often so narrow as their town only), whereas women are more likely to look for men anywhere or in their greater geographical region (e.g. "north america" or "europe" rather than even their own country)
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>All matches have now been executed.
It's so over. When I feel like hating myself more, I'll DM you and ask if you sent my profile to anyone, and if so, which part was the one that put everyone off (or maybe it was all of it, wouldn't be surprised)

>more men request a narrower location range (often so narrow as their town only),
Those towns were at least like towns in big cities right, and not bumfuck Arkansas?
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>>34803119
If you're anything like me, odds are he'll tell you there's no hard blockers preventing your matches just that any potential matches are already matched with someone else and you've been screened out from a small handful because of a single specific thing like weight or height
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I am one of the few foids in the pool and I am waiting for my matches to even respond to Matchmaker9000...ain't no way I'm getting ghosted on 4chan too. This is crazy.
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>>34803311
what dealbreakers did you put?
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>>34803325
>Dealbreakers?
Children, progressive/leftist, neet, plays on console (PC only), non-white (wasian and light skin Latinos ok), no female roommates or exes in their life
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>>34803333
>Filters out 75% of 4chan
No wonder you're having trouble with matches.
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Worst part about being a tall white man with a future is that it's unreasonable to filter out fatties, retards, blacks, and Indians because you'll just die alone if you're not willing to settle so far down
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>>34803339
I doubt it. Most people here don't have kids, they're not leftists (they just pretend so they don't scare the women), they play on PC, and have no exes. Lot of mutts and neets though, but 75% is an exaggeration.
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>>34803352
If you were a tall white man with a future, you wouldn't be hunting for women on /soc/
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>>34803370
Taking the website population as a whole, you're probably right. But considering where we are, a good portion of the male applicants here are probably NEETs.
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>>34802729
>men who have had the most stringent location requirements so far.
I'm so glad someone else has confirmed this. These faggots refuse to do long distance but cry and whine about how lonely they are.
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>>34803376
ugh true. The neet thing and I did specify they have to have a decent job. And by that I mean something I would not be embarrassed to tell my mother.
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>>34803378
Nigga, I said anywhere in the United States. I'm not gonna wait 10 years for some bitch to get her green card just so we can live together.
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>>34803397
Just swing for guys on the younger end of the 20s. If you date a guy who's 23 or so and he's a pizza delivery guy, you can spin it like he's using it to help pay for classes for college or a technical certification.
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>>34803409
What do you mean she matches your preferences? All she did was post her dealbreakers and you didn't hit them. Maybe she has some of yours
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>>34803409
She's very likely to be brown or could even be a tranny
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>>34803406
You can't move to her?
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>>34803422
From what I've been told, that'd take twice as long unless anon is a Muslim.
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>>34803333

I'm 22/M/USA, White, employed, far-right, play on PC only and have no female roommates or exes in the picture. I don't hit any of your dealbreakers but atp I'm willing to see for myself if you hit any of mine. I'll post contact if you're interested.

gghevenk
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>>34803378
As a guy who’s tried long distance with women on this board several times, it never works. Most of the time I got ghosted after less than a week of seemingly positive convo, the rest I had to cut off myself because they were completely insane. (Like doing shit that would land them in federal prison and they immediately wanted me to partake)

>>34803333
Do you count briefly connecting with other girls from soc as an ex or do they need to have seriously dated someone for it to count for you? More importantly, does OP define exes the same way you do?
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>>34803422
>country borders don't exist man
You serious?
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>>34803333
>Dealbreakers?
>plays on console (PC only)
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>>34803431
>the rest I had to cut off myself because they were completely insane.
Somehow I feel if that's your genuine experience I'd be avoiding contacting a woman within a 10 hour drive of my location. Why the fuck would you want a chick like that within the same state as you, never mind city or region.
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>>34803431
>feds trying to entrap anons on /soc/
Darn, they're everywhere aren't they
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>>34803431
>Most of the time I got ghosted after less than a week of seemingly positive convo, the rest I had to cut off myself because they were completely insane.
Skill issue. Learn to filter and maybe don't focus so much on looks
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>>34803440
They have to justify their budgets somehow.
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>>34803409
There is nobody with a discord id of capo1545 in the data, nor in the friendlist (i.e. that would be the case in an unprocessed profile)

>>34803397
>>34803376
>>34803370
>>34803333
>>34803339
Most match failures are due to a combination of age and location requirements, not because of other dealbreakers etc.
In your case, the main critieria I would have been wary of was the 'no female roommates or exes in their life' dealbreaker, but it turns out it didn't even enter the picture during the filtering process.
There are nearly no NEETs in the data at all so that hasn't been an issue.
Rather, your age plus your age requirements alone eliminate almost 70% of potential matches.

>>34803406
>>34803378
While men have had the most stringent location requirements so far, and they are almost exclusively the ones requesting esoteric location constraints, on average their requirements are, well, average. It's not like 50% of men want girls in their small town arizona and nothing else, but it is more common that they request a specific state/province/region instead of whole-country or more.
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>>34803397
I work at UPS
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>anonymous matchmaking thread
>50 other contact threads
>retarded moids start posting their contact here the second a woman reveals herself
tedious cunts
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>>34803428
I am 35 lol. So way too old for many, I'm sure. And I want children so...anyone younger is probably not ready to go ASAP.
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>>34803464
Oh
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For the record has anyone managed to fuck cassie or is this an attention thing?
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>>34803464
And what is the minimum age that you'd go for?
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>>34803464
>So way too old for many
Not for me (I'm a little older than that), but I'm going to be a neet for a little while longer yet (and when I stop, it'll be a basic ass job like delivery driver) so that's why matchmaker-anon didn't link us. Interesting to know.
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>>34803431
No. I'm talking a serious relationship. For reference, I pass as relatively normal and have a tech job. And just look like an average nerdy woman with glasses. Dating in your 30s, probably 70% of the men are not over their college or hs gf. I dumped a man for sharing custody of a CAT with his ex. Two told me that it was a dealbreaker I was upset they texted their best friend (who happened to be their ex) everyday. I could go on and on. Basically just don't keep in contact with women you used to fuck. That's all I ask.
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>>34803464
>I am 35 lol.
Yep, that'd do it. I wish you luck on the hunt.
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>>34803473
I tried but she blocked me when I asked for a face pic.
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>Replies: 501
Awww time for a new thread OP
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>>34803464
>I am 35 lol
that would do it, should have mentioned that from the start.
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>>34803499
Probably more opportunity for a flood of new people too. He's going to be busy
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>>34803480
I set my age range from 25-48 but it would have to be a pretty special case for someone under hmm 28?
Most men in their 20s aren't ready to settle down yet. Plus I need someone who'd be ok with being 30 and their wife be 40 someday.
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>>34803484
Yeah that's not good. You should go back to school. Learn a trade, something! Build a life a woman would be proud to be a part of.
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>>34803527
You don't even need to go to school even, there's plenty of well paying jobs with good career paths that you only need a certification and some money to pay for classes to start on. I'm a licensed EMT and all I had to do is sit through like 40 hours of classes, pass a test and pay out a couple grand to get into the field.
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>>34803536
True, I also highly recommend manufacturing. Work your way into a leadership position.
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>>34803512
>I set my age range from 25-48
Sure, but people 25-35 probably won't have you in their ranges
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>>34803608
I feel like that's a bit less of a problem than the fact guys looking for women her age won't full her desired criteria of wanting kids
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>>34803633
To be fair, 35 for a woman is really pushing it for guys who want kids too, especially a guy who has his shit together and can attract women.
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>>34803704
True, I want multiple kids myself and if I got with a woman that age we'd have to work overtime to have more than a couple.
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I'm pretty much owning life right now, but I didn't get matched, which isn't surprising. I'm not complaining; I may have another IRL date soon, but it's hard to find a woman I truly click with. I won't be upset if OP can't match me here.
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bump
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>>34806082
You can't bump it. It's at the limit. It's over.
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m9k, are we getting another thread? :(
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