Post YOUR IDEAL PARTNERGot it?Good.If you don't have anything else in mind, save the picture attached and keep the gender of the person you'd like to date. Write some things about your ideal person that people may want to know.Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz.You can post relevant details about yourself, but if you want to make an image mostly about who you are, go to >>34422135
>>34751546My discord is sticksuicide>LikesPizza, Vidya, Anime (my 3x3 is here https://mysticcombat.com/aboutme/Vidya3x3.jpg ), combat, drawing, cartoons, Metal, Nukes, Knifes and Katanas, Children, Planet vegeta, Colonization, Computers, Armpits, Money,The purple chaos emerald (brother is sealed inside),Chains, Gears, Natural Selection>DislikesTrannies, Lotion,Mean People,Frost demons, Jews, Niggerz, Women, Hypnosis, Vidya (post 2015), Ketchup, All Reploids, Mobile phones, Globalzation, Women, Polidicks, People who witness rape and say "ew"
starting off with a bang...
>>34751546>be relatively healthy >don't look like dogshit>be a --->biological<--- girl
>>34751546this is just me but i think posting fantasies isn't very helpful
>>34751684And why is that? I think fantasizing about the perfect partner is not only fun but also helps me organize my thoughts and forces me to think a little more deeply about what I am looking for in someone else. It forces me to externalize my vague feelings, needs and wants to more concrete characteristics. In addition, you can take your idea of an ideal partner as a reference frame. I mean, e.g how do you grade a test/exam? You compare it to the ideal exam, the one that has all the right answers. Obviously if you turn your ideal partner into a checklist or a non-negotiable specs sheet, you're gonna die alone. What do you think?
>>34751578cool pic! and aweomse website/gf application form page.
>ASL19/F/USA>Discordclevercassie
>>34752138>black>begging whore>has a child>ugly as sin>compulsive liar
>>34752167IM NOT A BEGGING WHORE AND IM NOT UGLY AS SIN. AND I DONT HAVE A CHILD. I DONT HAVE A CHILD. IM A FUCKING VIRGIN. IM WAITING UNTIL IM IN A LONG-TERMCOMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH A NICE ARTRACTIVE WHITE MAN. AND IM NOT UGLY IM NOT IGLY AND IM NOT A COMPULSIVE LIAR. I ONLY SOMETIMES LIE. SOMETIMES. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. BUT IM NOT LYING ABOUT NOT HAVING A CHILD. MY PUSSY IS TOO TIGHT TO OF EVEN GIVEN BIRTH. AND PLUS I HAVENT EVEN HAD A PENIS INSIDE OF ME IM A VIEGIN. CASSIE IS A VIRGIN AND IM NOT VIRGIN MARY SO NO I HAVE NO CHILD. AND IM A GORGEOUS BLACK WOMAN.
>>34752179U kno, I found u annoying at first Cassie, but now I genuinely hope you find what ur looking for. Maybe I'm being to gratuitous and maybe you're just genuinely an attention whore, but I think that at the root of this exaggerated persona u wear to protect urself there's a girl who just wants to genuinely be understood and loved and I hope u find that.
>>34752138>>34752179Why are you lying? You've admitted to having a child in multiple r9k threads which anyone can confirm using the archive and there exist screenshots of you mentioning having a child in dms.
>>34752179I kind of hate you but you're also my favorite poster so if you ever stopped posting I'd be genuinely concerned
>>34752366me saying that i have a child is just as much evidence as me saying i dont have a child. no one has concrete evidence. no one has seen a child come out of my vagina, no one has seen a child that i claimed is mine, and no one has seen pregnancy pics of me. you know why no one has seen any of that? because it does not exist. i was larping as a mom because it gives me attention, i like attention. but in all seriousness i do not have any children and im a virgin. im a bad bitch but i dont go home to no thug. i made it sound very believable because im very creative and can make people believe whatever i want. so you might be like, are you still lying now? hmmm, the world may never know. but no, in all seriousness i do not have a child. but yes, i did in many many occasions say i have a child but only because it made losers like you rage and call me a single mother and a whore which was quite funny so i kept it going!!! and it made me more known so thank you for the publicity guys. i really appreciate all of the Cassie supporters. im a beautiful black ebony goddess.
>>34752373AWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH!! i really appreciate all of the love and support i receive!! i will not stop posting, if i ever stop posting 4chan silenced me (which they will never do because i am part of soc now) or i died. just so you know!! xoxo i really do appreciate you though! i love soc and i know a lot of people look up to me so ill be here forever to motivate others to be confident like me
>>34752366Cassie is going to go Casey Anthony mode.
>>34752487Hey guys just because im on the sex offender registry and have to tell all my neighbours im on it AND ALSO i cant live within 5 miles of a school doesnt mean im actually a sex offender thats all japes
>>34752636I LITERALLY WONT GO CASEY ANTHONY MODE BECAUSE I LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE A CHILD. WHAT THE BLEEP? THERE IS NO CHILD FOR ME TO EVEN GO CASEY ANTHONY MODE! AND EVEN IF I DID HAVE A CHILD I WOULD NOT GO CASEY ANTHONY MODE! CASSIE DOES NOT HAVE A CHILD! I LIED! LET IT BE KNOWN THAT CASSIE LIED ABOUT HAVING A CHILD. I AM A VIRGIN. THERE ARE ZERO CHILDREN. I JUST LIKED THE ATTENTION I WAS GETTING.
>>34752656what the hell does that have to do with my post? my point is that no one has actual proof of me having a child. yes people have proof of me saying i have a child but im here to say i was lying. i do not have a kid. its not like people have seen photo evidence of a pregnancy/child. i do not have a child. its different if ppl have seen like pregnancy pics or other actual concrete evidence of me having a child then okay i had a child. but just bc i said i have a child doesnt mean i actually have a child lol. i can say whatever i want, doesnt mean its true. i am queen Cassie and i. do not have a child. i lied for the attention. and i am loud and proud about it. my pussy is a virgin pussy thats waitingfor my future white husband
>>34752657Still having a hymen is not conducive to being pregnant. Ivf exists for a reason. Man you is dumb as a bag of lube.
>>34752677WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE AN IVF PREGNANCY AS A TEEN? WHAT TEENAGER IS HAVING AN IVF PREGNANCY? COME ON NOW. USE YOUR BRAIN. AND ACCORDING TO THE SCREENSHOTS PROVIDED I ALWAYS DESCRIBED IT AS A “HOOKUP” or I HAD SEX WITH A GUY SO WHAT THE HELL R U TALKING ABOUT. I DO NOT HAVE A CHILD BUT YALL ARE MY CHILDREN THE WAY YALL SUCK ON MY TITS U SAD NASTY ASS BITCHES!
>>34752320Awwww I really appreciate this btw!! Im genuinely a really sweet and loving girl whos just on here to find a partner. I only get upset when people try to harass me on here. Thank you for trying to understand me. You are awesome. Gold star for you and many more to come!
>>34752050>-ERTAINTY, THAT THIS ONE IS IN THE BAG!But you have to post yourself, not your ideal, ITT, little sibling.
>>34752050This user didnt sign my guestbook and then got her rat to do picrel to me. Currently burning in hell>>34752138Imagine being so much of a retarded uninteresting goycattle specimen that you need chatgpt to make a single stickfigure. Kekarooni!
>>34752050That rat is me! My discord is whuhuhwhathuh
>>34752954o my goodness how dare i miss that I am so sorry, i made sure to write an entry asap>>34753208that's not true, you're the spooky guy that exclusively replies to suicidal teenagers>>34752755not true! OP just forgot to update their title from their previous thread
>>34752179>>34752487>>34752657>>34752675Its very believable that you dont have a kid/you're still a virgin because lets be real, you are an extremely disgusting creature and even the most desperate man wouldn't even dare put his weiner anywhere near you let alone put it inside of you. Jannies need to do their job and range ban your dumbass so you aren't able to shit up anymore threads with your rambling.
>>34754384Hello. thousands upon thousands of men have offered to take my virginity, however; i am waiting until marriage. so you are wrong about no man wanting to put his penis inside of me! and no, the jannies will NOT get rid of me because i am THE cassie. i am here forever whether you like it or not. You are secretly a fan anyways.
>>34752755but the thread says post your ideal partner
>>34753578>spooky guy that exclusively replies to suicidal teenagerswhat a strange assumption to make about somebody... oh well, your loss lady
discord: yuta_2932
literally him.literally just him. i would do anything.
discord: vhsthetic
>>34755723>Post YOUR IDEAL PARTNER
>>34755616Oh hey, that's me actually hahah..
>>34755760Not that anon but part of it's because the OP fucked up by putting yourself in parantheis. I've had 2 dudes add me thinking I'm a woman
This came out pretty pretentious and condescending but I guess that's what I am.If you can, please respond with discord or mail, I'm kind of wary of people just adding any girl without actually reading.
>>34751546My ideal gf is a cute 7yo girl
22/mI'm interested in fitness & business. Made $17k online last month. Ideal partner: 17 - 22, F, skinny. Pretty. Is curious - I believe being a curious person is the leading indicator of intelligence and growth. disc: kd6371
>discordmcboots
So are we posting ourselves or our ideal partner in this thread? Thx
>>34757672The other thread is about posting YOURSELFThe op mentions posting YOUR IDEAL more times than it mentions YOURSELFergo, its not a stretch to assume this thread should be about posting YOUR IDEALWhy did >>34752138 >>34755723 >>34757669not come to this conclusion?Because they are cloned retarted fagoids who will never score. Its true!
>>34757771>>34752138Cassie struggles to read at the best of times>>34755723Old age getting to him>>34757669Already has glasses, eyes are starting to go
>>34757779>>34757771To be fair, the OP does not make it clear. In the subject section or whatever its called it says (YOURSELF) but in the description part it says your ideal partner so Cassie just chose to do herself because she is perfect. dont be mad at ppl. its the OP’s fault for not making things clear. IM NOT THE RETARDED ONE FAGGOT. OP HAS NO IDEA WHAT ITS DOING AND THATS NOT MY PROBLEM SO DONT GET MAD AT ME FOR DOING MY OWN THING SINCE OP OBVIOUSLY DOESNT KNOW WHATS HAPPENIGG FUCK U
>>34757956>the OP does not make it clear.Stopped reading there. Dumbass even for nigger standards
>>34757956
>>34757779I just read the yourself part. my bad you guys lol
>>34757003I’ll fix you and argue about anything, anon.
you won’t find your ideal partner here but you’ll make really goated awesome friends that you can do fun stuff with/ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅhttps://discord.gg/h5aVD5Up
>>34755616uh, meow?
>>34757003Add me lastsinner908_59902
>>34757003Well I will bite: Leidendesjungenwerthers@proton.me
>>34751546 One 25-35 year old homicidal ideation gf, please.
>>34759553Fuck. Discord: spawnofhalloween
>>34752050this is pretty much me, i know because the car you drew is an s13 silvia type xoxygensaturation is my discord
Why the fuck not? 24M/Engineer. 183cm. Ideal Partner: In STEM, very curious about the world, well-educated, and doesn’t want to be a housewife. Would love to be a double-income household. Someone who makes me feel dumb and makes me want to learn morePipedream traits: Wasian and/or built. Ain’t gonna happen but I can still dreamdiscord: mootleaf
>>34757003add me on discord, it's whuhuhwhathuh
>>34760367its a 240sx retard
>>34759553And here I am little more than a 35+ suicidal ideation fuck.
>>34754511And the thread topic says (YOURSELF). OP got his cables tangled.
>>34760367
>>34755784sure buddy... sure...
My ideal gf>18-30>brunette>brown eyes>less than 173 cm>average body type, some chub is fine too >hairy pussy>laidback, doesn't take life too seriously (but knows when to be serious) >likes dogs>no STDs or mental illnesses>not promiscuous >not a drug user (alcohol/marijuana is fine)>no kids yet, but wants them in the future>race/ethnicity/nationality don't matter>more indoorsy than outdoorsy>não é necessário, mas se ela fale português, tudo bemIf this sounds like you, my Discord is galeguinho95
>be me>28/M/OH>Disc: Memarine
Me>Age/sex/location27/Male/Connecticut>AppearanceWhite, 5'9", Brown hair (sometimes long), brown eyes, thin, kinda ottermode>OccupationPhotographer>PersonalityI work a lot, either actual work or on personal projects. Was 2nd in high school, top 1% of class in college, now I work 60 hours per week. I'm a natural introvert, but I've become better at making socializing come off as natural. If I'm comfortable around someone, they'll find that I start joking with them, and my head is 80% filled with weird nonsense humor that most don't understand.>Interests/hobbiesI've been preparing to make a feature film for 2 years. I'm a storytelling dork in general, so I love books and movies. I play tennis and badminton too.>Religious beliefsChristian, pretty serious about it>Political beliefsFar right, fascist, traditionalist. Family should be the priority.Her>Age/sex/location20-28/female/doesn't matter if one of us is genuinely willing to relocate, though that's very unlikely in my experience.>AppearanceHas to be white and a healthy weight. Ideally no tattoos, but my understanding of women has changed of late and I'm more accepting of silly shit like this nowadays.>OccupationIf she has a part-time job in a non-degenerate industry, that's cute.>PersonalityI'd like her to be able to maintain conversations. She wants to be goofy despite being a traditionalist. Takes an interest in some kind of art. This balance between trad and artsy/okay with me being artsy has always been difficult to find.>Interests/hobbiesSee above.>Religious beliefsChristian. Catholic could be okay, but I've had bad experiences trying to make that work when the girl was not willing to.>Political beliefsTrad, fascist. I can make exceptions here, but doesn't vote Democrat is basically the minimum.>Miscellaneous preferencesI will never be rich, and she needs to be okay with that. I'm a virgin, and it would be great if she was too, or at least a pretty low number of partners.
>>34773895kinda weird and fetish-y but im willing to give you a chancepost contact
>>34773922Discord is bigguyexpress
>>34773946added
My ideal partner is Debbie Harry from Blondie, or Chrissie Amphlett from the Divinyls. >ContactTelegram: C_schmellagram
>>34760879Oh, sorry, didn't check here in a bit, feel free to add me anyway, spawnofhalloween
>>34764759What an incredibly cool, telegraphed W/Ult you have there. Would be a shame if someone Spell Shielded into it
>>34773922I'm similar but better in many ways, add me instead! I'm also not fetish-y
>>34764759you can keep coping if you want tehe, your loss!
>>34755723
>>34751546>A/S/L22/Female/Canada>Black>Cute>No blackcent>5 foot 9 inches>Good with fashion>obsessive>gamer>fun>funny>goofy>good sex drive and nice ass>thick in right places but not fat
>>34775320Discord?
>>34775320Discord: redburgundy
>>34775391>>34775430I'm a man you retards. That's what I want, I'm not those things.
>>34775636Kek, it's funny when people forget what the thread is supposed to be. That's why I list both my own and my ideal partner's characteristics.
I am 28/M/IllinoisContact - pompousmouse@gmail.com or larkis0627 on discord
>>34775636Do you realize how small your opportunity pool is if it's ONLY 22 year olds and ONLY 5'9 you're looking for specifically, and it MUST include all the other shit? Good luck motherfucker, you'll end up stuck here for a decade
>>34760879>suicidal ideationNvm, I misread that
>>34768020+1 to every item in this list but I got a different discord than this dude (not posting it)
>>34752050Literally me with pop up headlights and everythingDiscord:punished_ghost
>>34775320This is very similar to me, but I am in USA and not Canada. My discord is fallofthetusk. I doubt anything will come from this, but if anyone is interested in speaking to a woman like this. I like reading classics and it's a really good conversation topic for me so please add me if you like reading or if you have interesting hobbies
>MeLate (Very Late) 30s / M / UK and extremely unattractive and boringdiscord; nico_heyemail: patcheschan@proton.me
Looking for cute bratty girls or "girls" into AMWF raceplay.>discordscizoren283
>>34780157This is genuinely just me but flat Anyeay my fatasy:
Looking for a gwtdt femcel like meKik: TimeToBeBetter
>>34783087I forgot my discord lol rosimoonkitty
>me30s / F/ USBrown hair and eyesLight-medium skin toneConventionally attractive faceAround 140 lbs (most common fb about my body "you look better than I thought") I don't have tattoos but, I don't mind if you do.I don't smoke/ vape but, you do you.I love animals, especially cats.I have a full-time job, live on my own and have a life so, communication will be slow. Child-free by choiceDiagnosed with adult ADHD I mostly play single-player non-competitive videogames on NS or PS5.I like most music genres. My favorites are rock adjacent. My least favorite is country. (Dolly Parton is the only exception)
>>34784913>Child-free by choiceget lost
>>34784913That's me to a t but you didnt leave a contact :(
>>347849Leave yours silly
>>34785006Oh right... oldmanfuckleberry on discord
>>34784913Add me, magnumdml
>>34784913>me20s/M/USbrown hair, green eyes, very pale skin5'9"gymrat build. I have abs and big armsno tattoosI don't smoke or vapeI don't want kidsI love animesome of my favorite vidyas are dishonored, the original halo trilogy, dead space, and deus ex human revolutionI listen to mostly rock, especially 2000s alternative rocknot religiousI've been to europe a few times>discordfire.your.guns.its.time.to.run
>>34784913Contact? You sound lovely and I would like to get to chat with you.
>>34777479Actually, don't contact me. I've gotten a few random people from this and it's not gonna work. Sorry, just stay here
>>34788600Curious. What happened? I never get any contacts, so people contacting you even though you're replying to someone else is strange.
>>34788873Not him but I'm assuming it's a bunch of retarded gooners thinking he's a girl
>>34784913Disc: rovingdistancesI hope to hear from you.
Him -skinny nerdy black manearly twenties or older is finenerdy, otaku, wears glassessweet to meLikes vtubers, Hololive or otherwiseLives near me, but a LDR within United states or Canada is fine.doesn't mind how obsessive, clingy, or needy I can get-MeFat and autisticmany unattractive features facially and body-wiseGirlfailureLoves Hololive and J-popFandoms are Hololive, Neurosama, and Chainsaw man, blue archive, and TADC.My contact is chickn3@proton.meWhite men can contact me obviously, I just have been attached to nerdy black men recently.Don't add me on discord, I get flooded with friend requests. we can switch to discord after talking via email.I post a lot since it actually helped me get intimacy (he and I cuddled in person)
>>34789387>I post a lot since it actually helped me get intimacy (he and I cuddled in person)If you have someone to do that with why are you posting here
>>34789418because it didn't work out....? He blocked me everywhere online for being too clingy.
Just a girl with a hairy pussy (like never shaved in her entire life) is fine for me.
>>34789437Okay, why do a sassy question mark?
Her:>Glasses>Freckles >curly soft hair>nerdy about mythology, mathematics and coding >loves physical touch and hypersexual>pretty skinny>18-26 >(GMT+2) or similar Me:>20 yo guy that would give her the world if he could discord: sharpnsturdy
>>34788984Yep pretty much. The few that didn't add me and immediately send dick pics I couldn't get more than a wumpus out of. I guess normal people can add me to talk about cars or whatever but I can't be a girlfriend to someone. Sheesh.On a side note, the captchas on here are insane.
>>34789962And to make it abundantly clear I'm male and not looking to goon.
>>34784913joeygarbanzo@proton.me shoot me an email
>ASL33/F/USA (Southeast)>About meEastern Catholic woman looking for potential husband. See picture for more details about me! Please email me and tell me about your day if you're interested.>Contactbmcast@proton.me
>>34790226When you say Eastern, anoness, do you mean you're from the Orient?
>>34790346No. She's clearly from the South, as it stated explicitly in the image. 'Eastern Catholic' refers to the sui iuris particular churches that are part of Catholicism broadly—they're in communion with the Pope—but that are largely autonomous and follow their own distinctive rites, rather than the Latin rite. There are 23 of them, the largest being the Maronites, the Ukrainian Catholics, and the Syro-Malabars of India.However, I suspect she's not part of any of these. She's a convert from Protestantism, and, given her interest (expressed in the other thread) in acquiring an 'Aryan' husband, she was probably put off from being part of any Syrian Rite church, whose members are overwhelmingly non-White. Instead I assume she wanted to convert to Catholicism but also to avoid Novus Ordo, the modern iteration of the Latin Rite that many traditionalist Catholics dislike. Therefore she likely some variety of church, utilizing an Eastern Rite but without a cultural tradition associated with it, that was set up specifically by and for traditionalists from a Protestant background.
>>34790406what you mean to say is she's a washed up tradcath larper.
>asl26/M/ New England, USA>about youIntrovert, white, 5'6, 128 lbs, I'm pretty shy IRL but in text / voice chat I'm a lot more comfy and confident lol, I'm pretty chill, not easily offended. >interests/hobbiesI'm an indoors person, so I enjoy gaming, history, YouTube, singing,I drink socially, don't do drugs. Looking to get into skateboarding soon. >looking forA girl who is introverted like I am and tired of feeling lonely, preferably in the US, spend some time online together, maybe build a connection and some trust. Text each other, watch stuff together / game. I'd be open to exploring your interests and hobbies, maybe help me get into anime lol. Also would like to meet in the future if things go well. No trans. I can also provide a selfie in the first message if needed>contactdiscordojc77
40/M/USAMisfit seeks misfit.Stranger for stranger.Ghost needs ghost.Broken but still goin.XX Lady.Younger or older.Kids: Never had, never will.Taller.Slimmer.Dark jeans, simple T-shirt, Sambas or Docs. 90's style and I'm yours.Eclectic music taste (metal and electronica among them as you'll be hearing lots. Country is a dealbreaker).Agrees religion is as absurd as it presents itself to be.Agrees politics are a joke but will select the lesser of 2 evils (dems, obviously) when it comes time to choose.Generally not impressed by humanity but not overly contemptuous of it either.Appears tough but secretly delicate.Likes art dark/ethereal/foggy in feel and in presentation.Not like the other girls, for better, for worse, for me.Discord, TheeGeorgeWill
Me>33/m/Canada (southern Ontario)>laid back>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries>can make fun of everything>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas>10/10 advice>enjoys brightening your day with little things>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to youLooking for>bio female>18 - 35>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too>loves talking about anything and everything with me>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)>likes being horny as fuck with me>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same>caring, genuine person>friend to animals>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)>patient and understanding, we all have trauma but I can't be the only one empathizingBonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.Vulcanore on discord
>>34792077good job, dummy. you changed your name already.
>>34792720Changed the name where?
>>34792764
>>34792785Hmm, don't know what to tell you. Same as it ever was. Set it up years ago and haven't looked at it in a while. Considering your choice of words, I wouldn't try too hard to get to me if I was you. I doubt things will go well.
>>34792818Not ber but I tried to add you and had the same thing happen
about me>23, femboy, US, bi>austitic, neet>very kinky submissive and a masochist >enjoys cooking, cleaning, and waiting on you>dummy>doesnt like sex>clingy>average body type and height>androgynous kinda emo presenting (no pics right away)>left wingideal parnter >dominant, controlling, and demanding>23-34 years old>chubby, on the taller side>fucks other people>anime pfp>explains things to me like im 6>left wing>expects i text you dailydiscord>trashwoah6 pls introduce yourself if you reach out
>>34792829Ribbit ribbit?
>>34790226>no sex before marriageAre you yourself a virgin?
>>34752050>>34773795>>34775290good eatin
>>3479281840 year old man sensitive to being called dummy... ngmi.
I've gotten multiple contacts from guys thinking I'm a girl because of this retarded thread. Let it die, have someone not retarded remake it
>>34794243When you lead with rudness, you get what you deserve. Nothing.
>>34794418I was trying to help you, retard.
>>34786877ADD ME FORENASFORSTELNAD ON DISCORD
>>34794433My thanks for your pains.
Being calm is an awful pursuit. You should never hobble your enthusiasm. People should be complete and total spazes, everyone should be on the verge of shitting themselves and embarrassing their bloodline. You didn't slink out of the primordial muck to be nonchalant. You have a volume knob on your voice. The only thing stopping you from screaming at all times is pain, entropy, and what your friends that don't even like you that much would think. All that worry is making you bloat. Why is an apex predator bloating? That's a function reserved for gay men on metamucil. You're uglier that that, you're more frightening than that. You're a bag of blood, piss, bile and electricity. Millions of years of evolution did not end with you in your red LED backlit room playing Duster. Act weirder. yousloppybihh
>>34797049I needed this anon ty. I worry way too much.
>>34793143Look, I already posted my info.
>>34797115I love compound memes, nice
>>34793124coffeecoff33
>>34793143nooo my darlingthank you for visiting us it is lovely when you do
>>34751546>Lookin' 4my genderbend version of me or just a girl whos a kissless virgin like me and likes me>discord_squidman_
for clarity, the image is my ideal, not who i am! 21/F/US you can get to know me more via discordi tried to be as specific as i could, but there's a lot i left out for fear of being too alienatingi know this is cringe, i'm sorry>discorddemonkittyrags
>>34798073You're a young woman on a board primarily inhabited by losers. You should be as specific as possible to alienate all the retards, who most won't even care and will just message you anyway because like I said, they're losers.
>>34798073Added you. I probably fit your bill pretty well but you be the judge.
>>34798073>>34798356trust me you should lead with saying they HAVE to resemble Lee's characteristics from Clinical Trial. otherwise like other poster said you're just going to get NEET g**ners who think they match you just because they watched a youtube vid on stoicism
>>34751578You're not going to get anybody, loser lmao
>Their qualitiesSee the picture. If you have any other traits that may fit, that's good! It's alright if you don't fit all of these traits. Let me know which ones you think fits you.>A/S/L27, M, Denmark. Used to LDR's.>How do I look?I am normally built, currently losing weight and working out. 5'10, 170lbs, caucasian. I am Nordic, I like keeping my hair semi-long and keeping a sharp beard. My eyes are blue, and my hair is red/hazel, turning dark with age. If we talk, I'll happily show. I have a deep "bass" voice.>Who am I?I am a "normal" guy who's really just looking for a girl to give my love to and to feel loved by. I feel lucky that I don't have any diagnoses, chronic injuries or anything. I speak English fluently (I've been mistaken as an American in my own country), so as long as you can communicate well, there shouldn't be any barriers in terms of language. I also speak some German and I'm learning Ukrainian. I work security with the police, formerly at the military, where I earn enough to sustain myself and drive a decent car. In my free time, I like to watch movies, play games and spend time with my family. I'm a trained and aspiring actor as well, but I haven't done any big work yet.>Not looking for:Pretentious "you gotta impress me" types. Trans people. Polyamorous. If you have ever cheated in a relationship, I won't be interested.>ContactDiscord: cmd.red (reply to me here if you sent a request)
>>34799080You’re not looking for a woman, you’re looking for someone who acts like your mother but also isn’t capable of independent thought or an actual personality, that image made me too mad
>>34799025
>My ASL20/M/America>My ideal gfSee picrel!If you like my post, please email me to say hi!>Email6or7million@proton.me
>>34799118Good thing I don't have to listen to what you think about what I like or don't like. Mothers are the last thing I'm into. I'm looking for a sweetheart who isn't afraid of being reliant. Be mad
Me: I'm a 23 year old straight male in online college and have a job as well.I like working out, video games (don't play much nowadays tho), horror movies, and the outdoors. When I'm through with online college I'd like to do some traveling.My Discord: junglebro21
>>34798073Doesn't accept adds
>>34799118Looking at that image it's mostly stuff that any straight man wants in a girl. Bunch of normal stuff desu. You're a brainwashed feminist lmao
>>34800775Bunch of normal stuff desu*
>>34800778Ok why does this ass site censor abbreviated: To Be Honest
>>34800784Lost on your way to reddit? How new are you
>>34800809I'm not new to 4chan buddy. I've never used that abbreviation here before. Or if I ever did I forgot.
>>ASL25/M/East Coast USA (not looking for irl, just same time zone ideally or close)>>About YouBig tech and computer fan, love video games, roguelikes, openworld, mainly singleplayer, cooking, lifting (I am out of shape and working on it), currently working full time while in grad school for nerd shit. Also super into different shows, movies, horror media, cartoons, some anime>>Looking for/Into (NSFW)Broadly, love big booty slim thick women, preferably white women. Also love sph as I have a 4 inch penis and love the idea of having an older hung stroke bud to hang out with and talk to online long term. Been trying to get more into non nude and hentai, but I am primarily looking for a good friend and buddy to restrict my nsfw content intake to what they decide is appropriate, ideally non nude but would love to talk more about it! Also would happily worship your big cock:p but first and foremost, I am looking for a long-term friend!>>Not IntoI would say I am semi vanilla, not into anything like crazy bdsm, or feet/pits/piss/shit etc.>>ContactDiscord: lilbrimTelegram: @ lilbrim69
>>34801470>I'm not new to 4chan buddy.
>>34801874Wtf is the point of you replying with this stupid ass gif
