are there any alternatives to /soc/ that actually have women on them? i feel like this board only works for you if you’re a weird gay guy or into jacking off with other dudes.
Don’t be a hornball and be interesting, both of those put you leagues beyond every other male
>>34796024i try to be interesting and think i get it down the more i interact with other people but i can’t help that being a hornball is part of my personality, though i don’t try to act like it when first meeting people. i guess i just have a high sex drive. maybe there’s a woman like that too out there for me and i’ll meet her someday.
>>34796008Hate to break it to u champ, ur just not attractive enough. There are girls on here that will add you and send you lewds within the first few messages if you drop a pic and they fw it.
>>34796041dam i’m gonna become an hero
>>34796037Yeah there are women like that you just gotta lower your standards. I know you’re not your hookup’s dream man so why do males expect their dream woman every time. No 10/10 is a nympho, that’s a porn thing buddy. If it’s that bad then lower your standards and you’ll get plenty of messages
>>34796044If ur anywhere around average just means u have to jestermaxx big dawg so it's not like u need to be a model to mess around with them. If anything if they fw ur personality it can actually turn into a relationship, but let's keep it real. We're on /soc/ lmao. Don't go looking for relationships on here or ur gonna get burnt.
>>34796048i don’t think my standards are that high or said anything about them being a 10/10, i’ve just never had the chance to actually hit on anyone
>>34796056Fr, most females fall for personality especially when it comes to something long term and if you have a good personality they’ll fall in love with your face as a result. Looks are nothing if you have a shit personality. Even disabled guys can get chicks, you just gotta jestermaxx
>ASL 19/F/USA >Looking for lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner (aka a husband) that i can eventually meetup with irl. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we've established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus. >Not looking for ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond, people who do not live in the USA, people not looking for a serious long-term relationship, people who dont want to have children, NEETs>Interestssinging, video games, cooking, tv shows, voice acting, fashion, food, doomscrolling, hiking, animals, just started getting into jigsaw puzzles and i love it >Discord clingycassie
>>34796060I know all men care about looks though lol, that’s why they’re incels. If an ugly woman hit on them they’d reject herOkay then you want places to go hit on them? I got places full of cis females, of every kind you could imagine, if you’re “not picky” and THAT desperate then I got you
>>34796069everybody care about looks that's an objective fact and yet only men are seen as incels and blamed for that
>>34796008I've said this one and I'll say it againthere is no undiscovered treasure trove of cool, non-insane, physically attractive women with reasonable standards. Such a place simply doesn't exist, and if it did, it would immediately be "mined" back into nonexistence by horny niggas like youthere are places on the internet with lots of women, but the women in those communities are all either lame and cringe (tumblr), insane (4chan, tumblr), fat/unattractive (tumblr), and/or have standards so high that they would never consider dating (You) (all women)there is no free lunchyour options are: lower your standardsbecome more attractive (not just looks-wise, you need to improve your personality and become a more interesting person too. And remember that in order to stand a chance, your percentile of attractiveness needs to be greater than the male:female ratio of the environment you're dating in. So, for example, if you want to pick up chicks on 4chan, which is 90% male, you need to be in the top 10% of men)spend an exorbitant amount of time edating on 4chan, waiting until that one unicorn girl shows up (will result in permanent brain damage and insanity. I'm speaking from experience)if you want to strike gold, stop spending all your time looking for the right place to dig. Instead, get a better shovel and learn to appreciate more common oresand, most importantly of all, start digging
>>34796075No it’s not… im asexual I don’t care about looks LMAOOO, I’d be equally as likely to date a model as a fugly chud no larp most of my exes have been ugly (I’m fairly attractive) and seeing as im a part of “everybody” your “objective fact” is wrong
Asexual asexual or Asexual until you get that golden dick ratio that gets you hot and bothered?
>>34796024>don't be a hornball>>34796105>im asexualwhy are you giving advice about sexuality if you're asexual
>>34796116Asexual asexual, nobody or nothing in this world could get me to fuck no matter how “attractive” they were I’m just not into sex period
>>34796116kek yeahnever ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or an asexual/lesbian the last time they had sex with a man (it was last week)
>>34796118…I’m still qualified to give advice regardless of sexuality… no woman likes a dude trying to get into her pants in the first few messages asexual or not, it’s just common sense honestly
>>34796125Allosexual men cannot comprehend the concept of someone being asexual this is insane
>>34796069>If an ugly woman hit on them they’d reject herI've seen what you dudes on this site consider "ugly" and I am completely dumbfounded because they look like 10/10 to me. Not ugly at all. Trust me, I would never ever fucking reject such women.
>>34796132oh okay, so you've never had sex then right? never read BL smut? never masturbated?never gotten physically aroused by a thought or a situation?>inb4 just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't do xyzw thing obviously incompatible with any sensible definition of asexuality
>>34796123I believe you and I'll be honest that's just sad. Like yeah sex isn't the end all be all of intimacy but it's pretty up there and as a primal trust thing it can't be beat. Of course people cheapen it with hook up culture all the time but it still can be special.
>>34796024Neutered retard
>>347961421. Tried, stopped during foreplay because I wasn’t into it2. I have not 3. Tried, stopped because I wasn’t into it4. I have not …what’s your point again
>>34796128no offense but y r u speaking on behalf of people who aren't asexual? women have sex drives and that is something that becomes apparent within the first few messages if they reciprocate any form of flirting
>Tried>the "asexual" girl has had more sex than me, a very allosexual guylike clockwork
>>34796128>I'm president of the national ice cream haters club, but I'm still qualified to tell you what ice cream lovers likeare the jews really sending their best
>>34796165Why are you speaking for women if you’re a random male? Women don’t just want cheap sex they want intimacy however superficial. If you open with “show bobs” or how horny you are obviously she’s not gonna be interested. When I say don’t be a hornball I mean don’t be a hornball right off the bat because I would bet money that no random woman is into that
>>34796177I'm speaking as somebody who's flirted with women within the first few messages and had that energy reciprocated? And you are...? A misandrist?
>>34796166Sorry im not fugly and don’t creep women/men out like you? LMAOOOO
>>34796178There’s a difference between tasteful flirting and very shamelessly trying to get into someone’s pants and we all know what anon is trying
>>34796128and you're just wrong btw lolevery single guy I know that goes with the sexless eunuch strategy is an adult handholdess virgin, whereas all the unabashedly horny guys I know have a history of successful sexual relationships with women. Yes, they piss off 90% of the women they talk to, but 10% of them are freaks that are into itno significant percentage of women are attracted to sexless eunuchs
>>34796187What are you on about broviet union im not saying to never have sex with women ever, im saying to build a connection and get to know her first before you try and get into her pants is this too much of a foreign concept for your kind to understand or whatGo ahead and only be able to have hookups because you can’t keep it in your pants for 1 minute but don’t come crying to 4chan that you’re so lonely and nobody understands you in a meaningful way
>>34796128Holy shit, you can't possibly believe what you're saying. You know shit about women or genuine attraction. If a woman finds you hot, she'll have sex with you in MINUTES, she doesn't even need to know your name.Besides seeing their pussies and buttholes after only a few messages, I'll tell you 2 things that have happened to me IRL (not a friend of a friend, not a cousin, MYSELF)> #1 intense eye contact, became eye fucking, she came closer to me, we started dancing (grinding), French kiss. Unfortunately, didn't fuck> #2 start talking to a girl in a party, 5 minutes later, I'm facefucking her like there's no tomorrow, fucked her in the bushesDifferent females, BTW. Wake up, my friend
>>34796186long as we're clear that women do have sexual desires cause for a sec i thought u were parroting misogynistic bs about how women are these pure beings. for a second i thought maybe it was like one of those things you were incapable of understanding because of being ace. women aren't any different than men. they have desires like any other human does. i think most guys have this problem where they treat women like they're an alien creature that happens to have a vagina that they want to fuck.
>>34796180I am not, in fact, fugly or a creep. Every woman I've talked to has told me that I'm cute and respectful and omg some girl will be so lucky to have you, but that women definitely, definitely, definitely isn't me! my issue is that I followed the "don't come off as horny!!" advice that retards like you dispenseit seems like sealing away your sexuality doesn't make women sexually attracted to you. Funny, that
>>34796194LMAOOOOO okay you actually made me laugh a little thanks man
>>34796198No women have sexual desires im AFAB so I know. I’m just saying that women like to be treated as more than a sex object and with respect before they DO have sex and have relationships beyond just sex
>>34796202You do you. I hope your eunuchmaxxing strategy works
>>34796207It actually does i just blocked my bitch because she was pissing me off and im too high to deal with that thanks though
>>34796203Alright. And as for other anons talking about hornymaxxing. Brothas, hornymaxxing comes off as desperation and that is unattractive af. You need to find a balance or be carried hard by your looks to the point you don't have to open your retarded mouth flaps and break the mystery around yourself. This is all ofc, purely for hookups though. None of this advice translates well to long term shit. Jestermaxx path much better long term success
>>34796192>broviet unionI can tell you use tumblr>im saying to build a connection and get to know her first before you try and get into her pants is this too much of a foreign concept for your kind to understand or whatyou think this wasn't exactly what guys like me try to do?It isn't enough to just get to know a girl. As a guy, you have to (subtly, and yes, respectfully) sexualize the relationship if you want it to go anywhere. You can't just play card games with a girl for 50 hours and expect her to magically want to get naked with you one day>I’m just saying that women like to be treated as more than a sex object and with respect before they DO have sex and have relationships beyond just sexaiyaa very black and white thinking. Uncle roger think you definitely autistic lahnigga nobody said treat women badly. What me and >>34796207 are saying is that eunuchmaxxing doesn't fucking work. Yes, obviously you should be kind and respectful towards women, but you still have to (again, subtly) display your sexuality and move the relationship in a sexual direction. In 99.9% of cases, a relationship with a woman will not turn sexual without the guy making it. The guys that say that "it just happens" are just so nt, low inhib, and were lucky enough to escape the spiritual neutering that most young guys receive these days, so sexualizing a relationship with a woman is something that they do without even having to think about it
>>34796203>No women have sexual desires im AFAB so I know.help your uncle jack off that horsehelp your uncle, jack, off that horsePunctuation (or lack thereof) changes the message.
>>34796024>DON'T TRY TO FLIRT (SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING THAT ALREADY) AND BE A GOOD ENTERTAINING JESTER FOR ME AND I MIGHT NOT GHOST YOU AFTER TWO DAYSand what does madam bring to the table?
>>34796218>tumblr user>self identified meme sexuality>shit dating advice>can't use commas>goynip smokerbest round of retard bingo I've had in a while
>>34796203>im AFABYou mean you're a woman you troon supporting tard
