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circumcision anon and seed anon, get in here

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>>34800999
The gangbangs are back in order, I need to update the form as the midwest servers are dead.

Bring seeds.

>Asl
22m, Michigan

>about you
Fatass whos into old shitboxes, outdoors, urbex, and other random autistic interests

>what you’re into
Curiosity killed the cat i guess, mostly looking for friends in the area though.

>what you’re not into
I dunno

>contact
Telegram: mugg
Discord: rahhhh0_0

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m21
noticed a lot of Ohio posters in the last thread so i wonder if i could meet any women in the state through this thread.
bonus points if you are also into anime and stuff like that. :3
discord: limpanddormant

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21 F kik- liltightqussy

Looking for a long term, guy or a daddy that can offer his cum to me everyday..
I have an incest dirty chat sexting, or rolepay with a dirty perv.
Maybe talk out our experiences or swap our nudes..
Just bored and horny into: incest, rough sex, anal, age play/gap, corrupted/clueless, squirting, cum, face sitting,bdsm, taboo and more..
https://soundgasm.net/u/Ashash21/Hear-me-masturbating-moaning-and-squirting

>>34802233
I enjoyed your sound track. pls let me know when u have more. Man in UK. Telegram is Martin Coombs

>>34800978
39/m/chicago
Looking for mtf, women, femboys, men. Prefer chubby/thicc. Love to swallow.
Kik:uhohcupid

summoning julie from wisconsin please

Married dude looking for a str8 local goon bud/jo bro. Looking for chill and discreet. Northern mke co/north shore area.

Kik:wangchungwisco

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>>34800978
>ASL
41/M/Missouri
>About Me
Fit, young-looking, 'nerdy' type: indie vidya, RPGs, retro, PC fuckery... casual anime enjoyer and willing to try more, 90s/00s+EDM fan, into dark cinema
>Looking For
Petite, younger, doesn't want kids (vasectomy) but shares a breeding kink
Serious: someone looking to relocate or at least travel/host
Fun: spicy vid/phone calls
>Not Into
Content whores, <18, assigned males
>Contact
Discord:
arcanine_unc

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>Asl
M/28/Michigan!
>About you
I'm just a guy that lives in Michigan (586) looking for friends or a relationship!
>what you’re into
I like a lot of things from making and listening music, collecting vinyl and instruments, playing video games (have all the modern day consoles, vr set and pc), building minis, going to concerts, watching football (Chiefs and Lions fan), watching movies, and appreciating art!
>what you’re not into
I'm not really that picky and I'm open to anything!
>contact
Disc: fataldisease

I say we hold a meeting to remove homosexuals from the Midwest and send them to New York or California where they belong.

M25 in Ohio always wanting to goon and perv over anyone we know. I’m straight but looking for an irl jerk bud or online jerk bud. Total discretion and no saving whatsoever! I’m all down to double a girl if you know one! Free most nights and all the time on weekends !

Hmu Kik or Telegram ghasred

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>>34800978
>ASL
29/M/DSM515
>Looking For
F28-35 Looking to hook up, possibly more if we get on well.
>Not Looking For
Shoot met a message and find out.
>Contact
Discord is spacefriend_ SC is sussie_soobie

>>34804177
Added

>>34804801
Lmfao

39m dude not far from St Louis. Any chill biofems out there?

Teleguard: JZZVFNXV5

We can move to another app once we screen reach other lol

>>34800999
you can't just blindly summon circumcision anon like that. you have to bait him properly.

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Hello, we’re a chronically (physically) and severely mentally ill 18F living in Missouri. Further details can be disclosed in later conversation. All we truly want in life is a soulmate, and we believe we might find them here. Age, race, height, income, and attractiveness don’t matter to us. You can even be disabled, retarded, or disfigured. We just expect you to be a few inches taller than us (we’re 140cm, so basically don’t be a dwarf), live in the USA, and not lazy or useless (that’d be us haha.) We also for you to be asexual, as we are so disinterested in sex we don’t even find people attractive. We just expect you to have a good heart.

We’re looking for someone who will truly love and understand us for who we are, not just their idea of us or who we pretend to be to keep ourselves safe, and care for us when we’re having mental or physical health problems. We want someone who doesn’t have any hobbies, friends, interests, or dreams just like us. Someone who will only need us to be happy and nothing else. We’d also like for you to be loyal to a fault, sticking by us and taking our side no matter what, defending us even when we’re wrong.

We want to spend all our days with you. We don’t like to do joint activities, we’d just like to talk with you. We want to give up all of our purely time-wasting “hobbies” (ones we don’t enjoy or care for at all) and live in harmony with you. We expect you to do the same without us asking. We look down on hobbyslaves who embody the typical way of life, and don’t care about anything in life, really. We’d just like to live with our soulmate and that’s it.

That’s all. For more info, contact kyosodoppel on Instagram. Thank you.

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>ASL
25/Male/MN (Minnesota)

>about you
Soft-spoken music producer, managing my serotonin with 400mg Seroquel, so I’m typically sleepy and low-energy, but patient and understanding. AuDHD & BPD, dealing with Severe Major Depressive Disorder w/psychotic features, and C-PTSD, I've learned to embrace the quiet without needing to "perform" If you've got your own battles, I get it.

>what you’re into
Psychological horror like Silent Hill 2, Yume Nikki, Saya no Uta, and Sugaru Miaki's stuff, anything that hits deep emotionally.

Games: League (ugh, I know!), War Thunder tanks, Monster Hunter, Tarkov (occasionally), Marvel Rivals, Minecraft, Riichi Mahjong, Overwatch. Varied vibes really.

>looking for
Females who vibe with quiet, low-key companionship, a fellow shut-in or someone chill with meaningful silences. Strictly friends first, no expectations, sharing music, watching movies, casual VC hangs, maybe even sleep calls for that laid-back "someone's there" comfort during late nights (great for insomniacs like me)

Bonus if you're an expressive oversharer/yapper I love the contrast! If it turns organic and deeper, cool, but no rush.

>what you’re not into
Rigid types, drama magnets, gooners, people looking for a brief sexual encounter, ghosters, dry texters, political debaters, or passive-aggressives. No constant validation seeking, if quiet company feels off, we're probably not a match. Sleep calls are a plus, if they're "cringe" cya.

>contact
Discord: rispaa

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Lazyposting from Ohio (near Canton)
Disc: ShinmaNoKodou
47M into big age gaps. If you're a girl (or just look like one...) into men old enough to be your father, how ya doin? Mostly looking for people close enough to meet IRL, or who are willing/able to travel.

Holy hell the captcha got even more cancerous and now won't allow ublock.

>ASL
28, Twinkish male, Northwest Indiana
>about me
Geeky and introverted but with a wide range of interests and hobbies. Little introverted with strangers but very warm once I get to know people.
>Looking for
In this case looking for any kind of hookups or fwb situations. Girls (trans welcome), femmy guys, couples that want to experiment with a third, etc. I switch and I own some fem clothing if that's your thing. Doesn't have to just be sex but that is what i'm looking for at least partly.
>Not looking for
The same dime a dozen guys that waste their whole day away on grinder being annoying. Friends are nice but I already have a lot of those.
>contact
Kik is Dr.Mattman57.
Discord is jacuforyou
reply if those don't work with what does for you

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32 m lookin for F to hookup with for casual fun. Could lead to fwb

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32 m lookin for F to hookup with for casual fun. Could lead to fwb
xxdadpoolxx telegram

Looking for a rich woman in the u.p. to move me in and pay all my bills. I have nothing to offer in return

>About me
Straight M, 22. I'm employed, fit and am 6'2.

>Interests
I like bodybuilding, hiking and occasionally watching movies

>What I want
I want an 18+ BIOLOGICAL female FWB. She must be submissive and not fat. .

>My Discord
DamienIsWild

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Midwest Campers n sheit
https://discord.gg/DFTqkDgq

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>ASL
26/ftm/MI
>Physical description
5'3, hrt for 6 years, top surgery, black/white. Pear shaped.
>Short bio
I help manage a household for disabled family members. I would describe myself as responsible, hard working, and a little silly... I also enjoy being active outdoors, and growing some of my own vegetables. Officially diagnosed with AVPD. For full transparency, I can be very clingy and obsessive... I must also warn about my hypervigilance- I do not respond well to teasing or jokes made at my expense.
>Interests
gardening, foraging, working on my large grapevine, tea and winemaking, cycling, making digital nsfw art, going to the movies weekly, cannabis trimming, Pokemon, Sims, Spore, Beastars
>Looking for
A serious, long term relationship potentially ending in marriage (and kids). Planning to spend events and holidays with each other. The closer the better. Dates out, holding hands, movie nights, and making out. I really like dominant men in terms of being the emotional driver and physical planner in the relationship. Emphasis on romance. (I prefer +6ft, but that's not a requirement. I'm a sucker for height differences.)
>NOT looking for
Friends or hookups. Short term. Under 27. Outside of U.S. Gaming buddies.
>contact
mystery.dungeon

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>ASL
21/MTF repper/Minnesota

>primary interest
cursive writing, horror anime, any music really

>other interests
fashion, drawing videogames, learning to play piano or guitar, working out

>looking for
Friends mostly but im down for anything really

>not looking for
creeps

>discord
confessions0fthedead

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>asl
20m michigan

>about me
almost constantly listening to some type of music, i also enjoy pretty much any video game and im super into older tech

>looking for
anyone whose down to chat, play games, call or anything. trying to make new friends since my irls are busy most days/nights

>contact
discord: mintlung

>>34807413
Do you have any advice for dating people with AVPD or what you would imagine would actually work in your ideal partner? I keep falling for AVPD people and fucking it up and fumbling, mostly because my energy is extremely intense and I scare them off

>ASL
32, male, midwest wisconsin near madison
>About Me
im overweight, tall and cute. i like food.
>Looking For
someone thin and female to spend the time with.
>Not Looking For
gay men.
>Contact
discord:
77inthecutofjewel_20067

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21 F kik stfem

Looking for a Long Term Sex Partner (Online or irl). I am not into gooners

I am a very horny young girl.I love being a total object for your every desire, I loved to be used for your pleasure. and Its my pleasure to let you hear me masturbating...
https://soundgasm.net/u/Ewwwww/Squirting

>>34807413
If you're ftm how do you expect to exclude gay men when you want kids. Do you want to adopt with a woman? Why don't you just clarify in your wall of text you're gonna go nowhere like this.

Like how do you want a dominant man but straight you are a Trans man that makes them gay.

>>34807850
Personally I like intensity, but my only advice:
>don't introduce them to people under month 1
>don't get sexual under week 1-2
>curiosity, AVPDers sometimes won't share unless you ask
>>34808736
The answer is bisexual and pansexual people... If you didn't know that you shouldn't be here, underage-chan.

>ASL
28/M/Chicago
>About Me
I love movies, writing, and vidya. I'm pretty quiet at first, but I can come out of my shell. I work a stupid job during the day, but my evenings are pretty much always free.
>Looking For
I just want to meet some people I can do stuff with IRL. I go to a lot of movies and the occasional concert, it would be fun to not have to do that alone all the time. Anyone that's laid back and has trouble meeting people would be nice.
>Not Looking For
Hookups or anything like that
>Contact
duckytor_18558

>>34808828
When you ghost someone (which I assume you do as someone w AVPD), do you prefer that the other person ghosts you back or regularly checks in to continue making their desire known (ideally in a non-pathetic way)?

It just feels like trying to pursue someone avoidant necessitates me doing pathetic things like being super consistent and following through nonstop, and it feels like it establishes a fucked up dynamic right from the beginning, but I really just want someone who is completely shut-in avoidant etc. I have a super social life (for work) and these types of people draw out a protector urge in me, like I want to just provide their little safe-haven for them while I'm out battling the world so I can come home and fuck the shit out of them and just relax and do retarded shit like read in bed and watch movies after. Damn I'm really fucking dreaming now. Whatever, if you give me any more AVPD dating advice, I'll put in a good word to Cupid for you to find your man.

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>>34802217
bump

>>34810308
>When you ghost someone
I do not ghost people... I have avoidant personality disorder, I'm not avoidantly attached. I'm also not great at providing avoidant advice because I avoid for "safety", not out of insecurity or shame. If the people you're referring to aren't some sort of chimera creature living in solitude because of consistent discrimination, I wouldn't trust them.

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>>34800978
>ASL
Unc. SE Mich
>About Me
It's cold and I want someone to cuddle with me. I'm average looks and height.
>Looking For
Afab women who want to cuddle and hang out.
>Not Looking For
Men. Online only.
>Contact
needzhuggz

>>34800978
>>ASL
M27 & M25 ohio
>>About Me
Bi couple. Both nerdy but mostly well adjusted people. Interests would be history, tabletop games, games, movies, ect. I will make stupid jokes often.
>>Looking For
An early 20s to early 30s F as a fwb or housewife situation. I want someone we can really get along with well. Being clingy and/or a just a little autistic helps
>>Not Looking For
Guys
>>Contact
steelsamurai0671

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

https://discord.gg/RZTjKBngu
Midwestcord. Cum and gaze upon our lack of seeds.

>ASL
m34 mid michigan 517
>about me
Laid back dude who loves to goon and talk dirty.
>Looking for
guys or gals looking to goon on telegram and who knows maybe meet up once in a awhile for a quickie, nothing serious.
>Not looking for
anything serious
>contact
tg - daaaaveqw

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>ASL
36/m/il
>About Me
VC friendly, blue collar doomer working stripper schedule(nights/weekends) and bored on call most nights. Father of two adults doin their own things, recently separated, enjoy camping, cooking, driving, writing RP/smut, games, anime, billiards, music, etc. the usual bullshit.
Will probably never reach out, it's not you I'm just a shitty person, but if you hit me up, I'll almost always answer unless asleep/busy.
>Looking For
Just trying to socialize or expand social circles after years of self isolation. Friends to hang in-game, VC or maybe grab a drink/smoke, etc. reliable plugs,, chill peeps to chat or trade memes with, watch a movie/show, FWB or potential partners for date nights as rare as that's gonna be, whatever's clever.
0 judgement, 0 expectation
>Not Looking For
collectors, beggars, circle jerkers
>Contact
the_one_who_doots

song of the day: https://youtu.be/RJrgpLvhYmk

>me
37m mid michigan, controlling, strict and a little sadistic, but patient and many years training subs

>looking for
Teen girl willing to verify, curious, clingy, needy, wants to learn and be owned by an older man

Only open to females, first message should be asl

Telegram: red_wing2

Teleguard: B3JSXYS6D

>North Dakota
>South Dakota
>Nebraska
>Iowa
>Missouri
>Kansas
>Minnesota
Not midwest

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>>34808400
Bump..
Still seeking for a long term sex partner..
Im not into a gooner.. I need a serious one

Kik stfem

>>34818574
>Nebraska and Iowa are less Midwest than Michigan and Ohio
Ok buddy retard

>>34819430
Iowa is Midwest. Nebraska is great plains. Michigan is sharia midwest. Ohio is hell.

Michigan is literally the heart of the Midwest. Second to only Illinois

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

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hi, im 28 and live in southern illinois, about an hour away from st louis.

i've been sort of grappling with the feeling that its too late for me to make any friends. i'm a detranstitioner (mtftm) and a neet. there was a time i was at ease with being a hermit, and if i was wise, i'd pick things up from there, but... i dunno. i've failed to pursure my hobbies (photography, guitar, writing, video editing) and i struggle with having a sense of self. being in the presence of someone or those understanding of my situation would hopefully rekindle some ambition and bring with it a bit of initiative. i'd like to become more earnest. i might be a bit dumb and slow but not as much as the rest! it is proven that i have untapped potential! promise!

i love nature and i love to explore. attached pic is from today!

fav anime: hidamari sketch, space dandy, princess jellyfish, flcl, eizouken
fav games: katamari damacy, ff8, duke nukem 3d, warioware twisted, super mario bros 1(!)

my discord is 'dkoldies'. im not a nintentoddler i just thought it was a funny name to snatch up. i'm mainly looking for people who live nearby but feel free to add if this post speaks to you. i'm reserved when it comes to initiating conversation, but i'm quick to open up otherwise. energetic, even. thanks!

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>ASL
24/M/Indiana
>About Me
nerdy ig. i love (medieval) history, reading and writing. i also like electronics. i play vidya, mostly rpgs and fantasy but i also play valorant
>Looking For
frens and people to chat with :D
>Not Looking For
anything romantic/sexual, i have a wife
>Contact
ammonius_

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>>34808400
Bump..
Still seeking for a long term sex partner..
Im not into a gooner.. I need a serious one

Kik stfem

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

19/m/indiana
life kinda sucks right now and i'd like someone cool to talk to
i play video games and read :D

disc - smallsaye

Looking for Ohio buds who want to show their woman off to me!! I don’t save so the privacy is respected!! Maybe I’ll recognize her and it’ll be even hotter!!! Telegram is ghasred (tell me you’re from this thread)

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

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>ASL
28/M/513
>about me
White, large, brown hair, blue eyes. I like hiking, shooting, sewing, gaming, and Dune.
>looking for
picrel
>not looking for
Males, BPDemons, landwhales (<250lbs isn’t morbidly obese, you can hike it off with me)

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>>34824192
Discord: Memarine

Fuck. I REALLY love seeds.

>ASL
23/M/224
>about me
White, tall, chubby, glasses. Super nerdy and sheltered, raised religious. Virgin. I have always fetishized eating pussy/ass and I cant take the fantasy anymore, I have to try it. If anyone wants to take my oral virginity, please hmu. I dont care about body type or anything like that, I just need to satiate my craving. Also down to just talk with anyone.
Discord:
modello2389

>>34821145
Illinois is a cancer and Michigan has heart disease

>>34824742
I've never been to heaven but I've been to escanaba

>>34824847
Da UP doesn't deserve to be shackled to the mitten. It should be an independent state

>>34824718
Kik is: navyparkeater

>>34824847
>>34824860
Fuck the UP, its the rural shithole stain on a decent state. Everyone up there talks like a canuck and is an alcoholic

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>ASL
M 20's East Europe
>About Me
Cute, have baby face
>Looking For
Cute white F to ralk about music and culture and ect. Preferably red (I like natural ones. Dyed ones are ok, but the main thing is that they look natural)
>Not Looking For
under 18, trans(i'm not transphobe or homophobe, just prefer bio F), males
>Contact
Discord: eric.crush

>>34800978

>ASL
41/m/ohio
>About Me
very into gaming (board, video, tabletop, rhythm), true crime, documentaries, watching dated media (or videos about dated media), decent corporate job but I live very frugally.
>Looking For
F with some common interests
>Not Into
Younger than 29, doesn't want kids, conservative
>Contact
discord - exponentialspoons

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Midwest Campers is it spring yet?
https://discord.gg/DFTqkDgq

>>34825535
Ya hey der

>ASL
25/M/Chicago area
>Describe Yourself
Gay, blonde hair and blue eyes, 5'10, chubby with a big ass and dick
>Hobbies/Interests/Passions
videogames, music (bossa nova, indie, 60s, jungle) tv and moves, history and traveling.
>Looking for
Friends to swap pics or just chat. Mainly prefer gay guys or bi guys who prefer men. Down to meet if we are relatively close
>Not looking for
ghosts, fems, minors, weirdos.
>Tag
songbird0

>>34825535
Reported for trolling outside of /b/

>>34803726
BUMP

Looking for meets/hookups 18m,
Dis:Butterfield5440

>>34827988
Will pay

>ASL
32/M/Minnesota (MN)
>Describe Yourself
Average build and body, busy lifestyle, stressed beyond max, multiple jobs
>Hobbies/Interests/Passions
vidya when i can, programming, friends, various ways to destress
>Looking for
chat, friends, whomever/whatever. I can definitely try to match energy. I'll talk about whatever, goon to me, idc
>Not looking for
nazi, incel shit
>Tag
disc: realheehohours

>>34828124
Kik is abysmal app and I'm not installing it to talk to a seller

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret...

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Why didn't anyone else show up to the meetup?

>>34829359
Not enough seeds.

>>34819430
the midwest is ohio, indiana, michigan and illinois

>>34829773
That's the middle east.
Why else do you think they fucked up Palestine, Ohio

>>34808400
Bump

Kik stfem

From ohio looking for pervy bulls to share my girl with, snap me at booitsharley2k or text at 5672419183

>>34830415
You ever been to the paradise bar?

>>34829359
>meetup
and where was this announced? link the post

>ASL
21/M/WI

>about me
I love the outdoors. I love mushrooms, flowers, and ants. This summer, I want to go hiking in pretty places around WI if my health allows. I also enjoy precision shooting and drugs.

>looking for
Truly kind men and women to be friends with play games with anything really.

>not looking for
A sex-based relationship homeless people BPD demons

>Contact
Discord: bayian

>>34832056
your discord is only accepting from mutuals or something.

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18m sissy | indiana
looking for super pervy daddy to take me for a weekend and use my holes to their liking
more brutal the better, force me cnc

telegram finnbutt
kik hrjeorbeibe
teleguard J6HS5XWKK
session 05da496b8ac4
371df73fee7d5fa54e
d120c8edde33d104c981
29e2acededc1400a

M/27/bi/IA

certified porn addict here smoking a fuck ton of weed and took some edibles. Looking to pound my cock limp. Looking for like minded losers to go deep.

Kinks: BDSM, toys, bbc, toons, hentai, TADC, lingerie, milking, water sports, gang bangs, role play, public, breeding, anal, fembois, twinks, orgies, excessive cum, verbal degradation, collars, pet play, intox, undertale, pregnant, bimbos, asmr, race play, bnc, bnwo

Disc: penispumperanon

black male 39 cincinnati ohio

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>ASL
34m southern MI
>About Me
Decent looking/ average build. White if it matters. Normie closet autistic. Into general nerd stuff. Casual gaming, tabletop, anime.
>Looking For
Females primarily but maybe open to other. Online gaming friends. Irl meets sfw or lewd welcome. Lewd or normal chat. Love alt style although I'm pretty normie.
>Not Looking For
Big hairy fat men.
>Contact
@hosegaul on telegram

HMU

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

>>34833659
my bad lemme fix that

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hey 30m 25 f mn

looking mostly fo rguys to goon with maybe show off my wife idk man im high and this is 4chan.
but i will tell everyone who is here this is the very thread i met my wife in love is real and it can happen here dont stop believing

telegram @alpunsat

23/M/USA
Looking for endless goon/trade partner
Top kinks:
>petite girls + big tits/big ass
>sloppy BJ / deepthroat / throatpies / gagging
>ahegao drool / spit / messy face
>humiliation, degradation, BNWO/snowbunny/blacked
>anal creampies/gaping, piss/golden showers
>feet/thighs/armpits, cumplay/facials/swallow
Also into trading irl/exes, goth/emo sluts
No hard limits - just pump forever, no quick nuts! ! !
Add if down to corrupt & leak :33

Discord:
eternalgoonaddic

30/M/WI
Just looking to hookup with cis women. Optional dinner included. I'm a switch and extremely kink friendly. Open to hosting and meeting up anywhere between the Milwaukee and Chicago and around those places.
Discord: dingle_bingle90_63965

>>34836934
>the Milwaukee
Gonna kms for deleting the "area" after it...

New batch of pumpkin seeds rolled in, roasted with lime and salt.

It's going to be an excellent day.
(Look both ways before crossing the street)

18 M here virgin ́’

Looking for a naughty mom. Come show yourself i'm sure u are sexy.

I need intention — I want you to desire me sexually and to love me

Kik: Miloq3

Telegram: @mcghonaghan

Teleguard: WTJ3DCY28

Zangi: 69-5643-4579

Discord: john_rambo0840

>>34805091
I get what you’re looking for, but without some level of sexual connection you are basically looking to latch on to somebody else and offer nothing in return. Like, what do you bring to the table? We want you to have no hobbies? You want love? Somebody to handle your admitted physical/mental health issues? Again, what would anyone replying get for all of this? Your apathy? Feed you, take care of you, and in return bind yourself to a human slug, who won’t even offer to fuck. WHY WOULD ANYONE TAKE THAT OFFER??????

>>34839499
They're not gonna fuck you bro

31/M/SE WI

>me
pretty run of the mill gifted student with too-late diagnosed ADHD turned career underachiever. enjoy the usual nerd stuff, particularly board games. in somewhat decent shape and enjoy outdoor activity from time to time and sports.

>LF
People with similar interests and hobbies, maybe make a friend or two. Major plus if you like gaming as well. I have a premium subscription to Board Game Arena and play a lot on there, but playing with people you know is better than randos. Down to meet in person if youre local.

Because the venn diagram of board gamers and bisexuals/swingers is a circle, I will also put it out there im couple friendly and have lots of experience on that front

>NLF
people far away with nothing interesting about them, rando dudes lookin to swap dick pics - yes mine is nice, no i dont want to see yours, bigoted morons

discord: lunadiviner24

>>34805091
Damn, you sound just like me. That's exactly what I want too. I'm in the middle of a huge mess of my life. And if I can get out without killing myself. I will msg you. Don't know when that can be. At most 18months, minimum 3 months.

248/m/32
kik: pinkdozey2
send me a message let's hangout :)

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>ASL
20/M/Cle OH
>About me
5'10, White, Brown curly hair, green eyes, 145 LBS
>Looking for
Friends and potentially LTR. Preferably in ohio
>hobbies/interests
Cosplay, Vocaloid, Firearms, Combat training, Airsoft, History, Manga and Anime (girls last tour, Evangelion, Violet Evergarden, Welcome to the NHK). J-rock, Russian post punk and rock
>Not looking for
Men who want romance or sex
>disc
lilac04061

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Midwest Campers, and anything outdoors
https://discord.gg/67fzPdvkn

>ASL
34/M/Chicago
>About Me
I've accidentally become too educated w/ too much responsibility & money. I am really just a wanna be Nelson Algren, getting drunk in dive bars. Also, I am recently divorced. I am also conventionally attractive.
>Looking for
Drinking buddies, bar vixens, people to go to punk, americana, & other shows with. You have to be interesting & willing to engage intellectually, emotionally, alcoholically, and perhaps physically on a human level.
>hobbies/interests
Punk rock, americana, folk, alt-country, rock. Science, philosophy, literature, drinking responsibly to near excess, smoking one menthol cigarette while drinking. Hooking up with bartenders who have coke problems.
>Not looking for
Dumb &/or uninteresting people. Bankers, finance, etc.
>disc
somatichypermutation

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>Asl
38/M/Detroit
>about you
White, 6'1, tattoos, facial hair, professional. Into house plants, camping/hiking, vidya, hobbies that involve my hands, all that fun shit
>what you’re into
Casual relationships with women and select couples. Kinks include breeding, age gap, raceplay, exhibitionism, watersports.
>what you’re not into
Men, trannies, gooners, talking to brick walls.
>contact
Discord: pirelli266

hey all - 36 M SE WI here

I'm married and bi, and looking for localish people for friendship and maybe more if the vibe is there. Love the outdoors and sail Lake Michigan in the summers.

Disc is radovid789_97983

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>ASL
Late 20s, Male, Somewhere around Minnesota
>About me
Otaku psuedo intellectual who isn't interested in normie culture. Started using this site over 12 years ago on /r9k/ but my homeboards now are /a/ and /tv/. Primary interests are anime (denpa themed and slice of life mainly) gayming (survival horror, RTS, CRPGs and JRPGs), philosophy, history and anisongs. Used to be into alcohol and other things like it but I'm not interested in that sort of thing anymore or anything party related.
>Looking for
other autists online to talk to (male or female), not really looking for anything sexual/romantic but if you happen to be a bigger female who is into anime (can be yaoi, I don't care) you are exactly what I'm interested in. Despite my self description of myself alluding to me being a neckbeard, I actually am a conventionally attractive guy, I just don't care for normal people.
>Not interested in
gay men, lame internet nazis, hustle culture types, fans of the "island guy". Not opposed to talking about porn with other guys but no gay shit. Don't care about your political ideology outside of incel fourth reich garbage, I have no interest in associating with that.
>contact
discord: sneederheim

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

>>34849434
Bump. Lets have fun!!!!

M27 BBC MN
Looking to talk to F
signal: Dorian.96

Kik sm00thb0i
19yo Westerville OH femboy 7”dick 13”dildo

I like tribbing and cumming to stuff in your ass, you cumming, your mom/son/sister/daughter/cousin/wife/etc. (preferably nude but whatever)

I’ll never ask for money because I’m a slut but if you don’t send me a pic or vid to get my attention, I’ll ignore you, I get too many messages.

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20 F kik ddywants2useme

Hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, seeking a long term sex partner..
Im not into GOONERS, i need a serious guy to be a daddy..
Be gentle with me,
Be sweet and kind,
Oh HELL!!
Who am I kidding?
Flip me over,
Ride my ass,
And pull my hair!!!
https://soundgasm.net/u/Ashash21/Hear-me-masturbating-moaning-and-squirting

>>34846996
Hey man got Kik? 37 married and slightly curious. Could use a cycling buddy to lose the dad bod too lol.

Kik wangchungwisco

>>34841678
This guy has a criminal record for biting his sister on the head on Christmas in front of her small child

>>34855330

>biting his sister on the head on Christmas in front of her small child

Metal.

>>34855423
It is so surreal remembering that he brought me around his family so many times and actually sitting on the couch with that kid. I genuinely hope that kid is okay because his family is insane. Pro tip stay away from anyone that is adopted

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

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>>34802217
bump

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Cuck couple looking for bulls come see us!
Churubusco

12729 Taylor Rd
Churubusco, Indiana

Looking 2 talk on snap and meet ASAP
Eager to get with a dick and try all kinds of fun stuff
Snapchat is Spitf2026

>>34855899
any luck?

>ASL
33/M/SW MN
>Looking For
F to talk with and eventually hang out with
>Contact
Discord zan2394

>>34825876
Wow. Looook at this fuckin' line up! What is this, a handsome contest?

>ASL
26/Agender/Mn
>About You
goth nerd, into vintage stuff, art, music, reading, film, video games, bushcraft, tactical gear, collecting vinyls, learning programmIng, fandoms, cooking, true crime and horror,etc etc you get the picture, I present both masculinely and femininely and pull off both.
>Looking For
Long term friends I guess! Hopefully some locals, not pressed if it’s not tho. Just kinda goin through a strange time in life and don’t have may in depth friendships currently
>Not Looking For
Hookups, an immediate relationship, etc just be chill and let time tell our story
>Contact
Clownmatriarch

M/23/SE Wi
>About You
Sheltered and raised religious. Looking to rebel a little and fool around with someone.
>Looking For
Someone to take my virginity. Ideally someone experienced so that they can show me how this all works. Ill put in the effort too.
>Contact
Discord modello2389

>ASL
25M, wannabe femboy
>Looking for
A real dummy man to push me further into feminization.. You'll be in full control so for the most part we'll do whatever you want..
>contact
Snap at booitsharley2k or phone at 5672419183

>>34800978
Any bbc in se wi interested in fucking my pawg wife? F26 m27
Disc: iamthenight1234

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Midwest Campers
the slow but chill server
https://discord.gg/67fzPdvkn

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>ASL
19 madison WI

>About Me
Music autism I enjoy rock climbing when I have the cash for it also like dance as a general discipline (nternational dancesport/ballet/contemporary/comercial dance etc etc) a bit neurotic also like all the generalized 4channer shit like anime add to learn more about me

>Looking For
Someone to kill time with irl I kinda just want an excuse to leave the house more

>Not Looking For
Love or sex

>Contact
midwesterntrash

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

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20/M/NE

>About Me
Introspective guy who spends a lot of time thinking about life and trying to build something meaningful for the future. I'm working on improving myself, going to the gym, figuring out my path, and building a life where my future family can be comfortable.

I'm kind of reserved at first, but once I'm comfortable I can talk for hours about philosophy, life, random internet stuff, or whatever weird topic comes up. I like people who enjoy deep conversations but can also just shoot the shit until 2am.

I'd describe myself as affectionate, supportive, and loyal once I care about someone. I show love through physical affection, compliments, and spending quality time together.

I'm also unusually introspective and often lie awake at night thinking about life, the future, and where I am going in life.

>Looking for
Someone kind, warm, intelligent, and emotionally supportive. I'm attracted to girls who are chill and easy to talk to but still passionate about the people they care about.

Ideally someone who wants a real connection and eventually a family. I'm not interested in modern "dating around" culture, I'd rather build something deep with one person.

I tend to click best with someone slightly more social than me who enjoys going out sometimes (walks, exploring places, conventions) but also likes quiet nights watching shows or talking for hours.

Bonus points if you have a cute accent, good humor, and send couple memes.

>Not looking for
Hookups, drama, or people who treat relationships casually.

>Interests
Fitness (new to it but enjoying the progress)
Philosophy and introspection
Internet culture / memes
Art museums
Some anime
My Little Pony
Long conversations about life and the future, and whatever weird stuff we want to talk about.

>etc
I want a relationship where we're each other's favorite person. I know it's old-school romantic, but finding someone you genuinely click with is worth it.

Discord: cherry_cheeseburger

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

M25 Cbus Ohio

>About me: I
'm just a regular dude man. 6ft white, blonde hair.

>Looking for:
literally I'm just fucking bored. Going out for a beer would be nice. Friends, hookups (straight), Whatever on a modest budget

>Not looking for
That gay shit

>Interests
History
Classical music
Metal
Bowling

TG: Beethoven1776

25 cuck OH
Make me share my GF. Take control of me and make her your bitch. Need a proper real man to put me in my place and push me further.
Snap at booitsharley2k
Phone at 5672419183

If you’re near Columbus OH and have a decent cock I’ll let you use my gf to make some vids. Chubby, 26, huge slut. She has Kik too and if you seem like a regular sane person trying to get some no strings head (can be repeat too) and treat her like a whore hmu on Kik

Skandi5678

28 m Michigan
Looking to meet up with Trans, twink or f for some fun
bicurious_burnner on kik

heyhey
chicago suburbs lf plug. study help iykwim.
telegram - abeck31

Central OH

G3PJKL37P

Wanna see if we share irls

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would anyone care to have a normal conversation? reply with your discord

no gooners plz

>>34872142
Why not. disc:twiabp.

>Asl
21 / Cis Female / Michigan 810
>about you
Hey, my name is Akira (Preferred name.) I read manga/manhwa a lot and watch a lot of anime. I play vidya time to time, but not my prime hobby. I really love music and I'm looking for recommendations, so send me a song to start a convo if you'd like! I have a list of mental disorders such as: ASD, BPD, GAD, and MDD. I have been professionally diagnosed and I am on antidepressants. I am a workaholic and plan on going into HVAC training in the fall. I wish to have a successful life and overcome all troubles that come upon me. Some of my negative traits/red flags include: Manipulative, Possessive, Two-faced, Egotistical, Emotionally Unavailable, Anti social, and Short-tempered. Typical foid things.

>what you’re into
Friendships, IRL Hangouts, Neurodivergents, I am also looking for a romantic relationship.

>what you’re not into
Blacks, anyone above 28, hookups, anti lgbt, not looking for out of state people, gooners
>contact
Discord: Berried.Delight

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>ASL
19/F/USA

>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious friendship. i want a lifelong friend (aka a best friend) that i can maybe eventually meetup with irl. i will get to know you first and see if we would make good friends. please dont add me to sext me. im not interested in that, im only interested in meaningful friendships. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.

>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond, people who are looking for a relationship, people outside of the USA

>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, tv shows, voice acting, fashion, food, doomscrolling, hiking, animals, just started getting into jigsaw puzzles and i love it

>Discord
singercassie

Trying once again...

41 m ohio, northwest

Want to show her completely? Kik letmeseeherplz. No saving or sharing. What are you waiting for, cuck? Telegram is @Nobone2

100% safe
100% discrete
100% private

What are you waiting for?

Maybe ill recognize? It will be our secret

M/23/SE Wi
>About You
Sheltered and raised religious. Looking to rebel a little and fool around with someone.
>Looking For
Someone to take my virginity. Ideally someone experienced so that they can show me how this all works. Ill put in the effort too.
>Contact
Discord modello2389

>>34872429
weird you're interested in somalia yet hate blacks. are you a self-hating black woman per chance?

>>34841527
bump. have made some contacts so this seems to be worth it