Tired of zoomzooms? Post here oldies. If you can't remember what Blockbuster smelled like, stay out.Recommended format>ASL>About you>What you want>What you don't want>Favorite thing from the 90s or early aughts>Contact
>asl38/m/est>hentaicute dicks, small breasts, lolicon, moe, oral, glasses, oneshota, sisters, tomboys, traps, brown girls, futanari>animubocchi the rock, yuru camp, k-on, dragon maid, nichijou, aria, shirobako, girls' last tour, machikado mazoku, hidamari sketch, ruri rocks>vidyapokemon, skullgirls, katawa shoujo, final fantasy tactics advance, disgaea, twinkle star sprites, magical pop'n, cotton, umihara kawase, arcana heart, rosenkreuzstilette>looking forany gendermutual nudessharing hentairomantic friends>not looking forjust goonzero nudesface revealvoice calls>discordout.sub
36/m/MD>About youOld weeb dude, love JRPGS. Big music nerd, especially Punk/Punk adjacent stuff lile DC Hardcore and early emo. Also like older /mu/core. I like to cook/bake and fitness. Love animals, have 4 cats.>What you wantFriends to talk anime, manga, manhwa, manhua, JRPGs. Swap music, share pictures of pets, talking about cooking. Talking about fitness goals, talk about everyday life>What you don't wantNSFW>Favorite thing from the 90s or early aughts90s Pizza Hut. The pizza used to be fresh and delicious. The vibe was immaculate.>ContactDiscord is zenzetta
>>34837630>Tired of zoomzooms?Nope. They're super slutty and easy to crack. Fkn with girls 23-25 is easy mode.Think of the trash guys they've known their whole life. Nobody approaching, or only effeminate guys that are going to be a bummer.>me>own home>multiple cars>dress well every day>look so young that I can hit on 25yo and when she finds out my age she doesn't even believe it>being naturally smooth and able to spit game>knows where to take girls other than just food or movies>work out and train MMA>never have to work 9-5>single, so I still keep up with slang and memes>knows how to please a woman and get in her feels rather than just hungry for a crumb of puhMy 30s is my fucking best life bro. I mind my fucking business and girls are drawn to me. I was just getting my hair cut and casually chatting with the 21yo there. (Nobody her age can do this much to begin with) Turns out she likes the same anime I used to watch. I give her a recommendation for my favorite from the 90s. We chat about it the whole time I'm getting my hair cut.Go to pay. While walking there, we're still chatting. She asks if I stay around here and I tell her I do but I play dumb and say "do you know where the best spots are around? I don't stay in town much maybe you could show me around" she says she has some places she's thought of going but hasn't.Pay my bill with card, 0 tip (wait for it)AS I'm tapping my card, I casually say "well, we could check them out but first you gotta tell me what you think of the first episode of the anime I suggested. Do you have snap?"Before I even finish talking she has her phone out. I type in my sc, say thanks I'll look forward to hearing about it, and I have to gesture for her to look down for her to realize I'm tipping a tightly wadded $20 bill so she doesn't have to report or split her tips. Her face lights up and she's giggling waving byeBarely an hour later she's chatting me up.Game.Crack these hoes while you can.
>>34837819this nigga monologuing on four chan dot org forward slash sock forward slash
>>34837831Only thing you can’t call him is a liar. These girls are really doing the most for the right guy hell you can even turn these so called lesbians straight. Being an established and mature guy feels like competing with a bunch of non-starters in the hookup arena. I guess iykyk and if not that’s kinda sad Favorite memory was 4chan before these gay ass captchas holy fuck
>>34837872This is either the most desperate resident on Soc or the greatest commitment to the bit
Teens of /soc/ be silent, a 48yo man is speaking.
>>34837831Mad? There's a 41yo with three kids in your area waiting for you to offer to help with rent XD
>>3483805063*. I have liver spots older than you. >>34838200It's a tad off topic to a thread revolving around finding similarly old people to communicate with though anon
>>34837630>zoomzoomsWE NO ZOOM ZOOM!!!YOU LIKE BOOM BOOM???WE GO BOOM BOOM!!!
black male 39 usaI used to like loli but I like women nowany adult women in need of a boyfriendplease contact me for a relationshipnine inch penis multi orgasmic great staminateleguard @ F47X9KUENdiscord @ unagi386kik @ unagi386telegram @ unagi386
38/Mdiscord-- refined.oakEasy come easy go>Don't wantNsfw nonsense
>>34837630>ASL40 M EST>About youMeditation nerd who's into rpg's/jrpg's, horror, films and music.>What you wantMillenial women who grew up in the 90s>What you don't want>Favorite thing from the 90s or early aughtsDance music>Contactsenmon90
>>34837819>>34837869if you're still a single fuckboy in your 30s+ you're sad as shit lmaostart a family nigga
>>34837819I'm a virgin at 33Women are only "super easy" when you aren't ugly or awkward
>>34838700*wishing they were single fuckboyschopped slob ass soilennial guys love fantasizing that they're chads compared to zoomers who actually looksmax. the dude itt writing 1000 word fanfic about that and how he cares so much about pleasuring women and basically outs himself as a betabux is a good example. in reality they're just weird liberal gooners that no one likes and definitely not women or there wouldnt be so many of them desperationposting on this board
>ASLmid 30s tranny us>About youi like to hike and spend time outdoors. im currently unemployed. bit of a weirdo,>What you wantto know people online. talk regularly. i get people adding me al lot and it fizzles out. nsfw, sfw. whatever. too much time to kill>What you don't want>Favorite thing from the 90s or early aughtsthe way social media was contained to desktops computers>Contactdellym_
Happy birthday to me, I guess. I'm 33 now. Two more years before I off myself.
>>34840098Happy birthday, anon!
>>34840098Same buddy, same
>>34838700>you need to conform to what I likeChildren are garbage.
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Ah hey finally, a thread I sorta belong in.>ASL41/m/Los Angeles, more and more salt in my pepper these days>About youI'm in a long term MFF throuple, and a father of 3. I work every weekday from about 6am to usually 2 or 3pm, but I work from home so zero complaints. You'll catch me playing video games (JRPGs, retro games, and RTS games especially), working on some DIY projects, or getting into friendly chats, debates, or arguments about random topics (depends on the person). Just got my AYN Thor a few weeks ago and after setting it up, playing through Skies of Arcadia Legends on Dolphin for the first time.>What you wantPlatonic chats, SFW convos, and friendship>What you don't wantAnything NSFW or romantic>Favorite thing from the 90s or early aughtsSaturday morning cartoons or Blockbuster, for largely the same reason: having entertainment whenever you want just devalues the entertainment, imo.>ContactLaserJesusBeard
28 cisfem South CaliforniaAnyway for my personal ad -I'm looking for a man in his early 30s to marry, long distance is fine as long as you live near me in the general sense, United States and Canada is fine too.I'm down to get a job and lose weight. But for now I'm a fat and unattractive girlfailure. I don't want to send pics of myself since 4chan tends to dox me regularly.I'm too autistic to raise kids, and too hypersexual for monogamy. So don't reach out to change my mind. I am looking for true love but I can't be monogamous due to reasons I can elaborate on in private since I'll be falsely accused of making it up.Contact infoFluffyfuwafluffers is my discordAlt email contact is chickn3@proton.me Also I get along best with my fellow otakus, if you like vtubers and other weebshit please reach out.If I don't accept your friend request and you really wanna talk to me then send me a email.The reason I post so much despite getting hate is because I actually found my soulmate from soc and he lives near me but it didn't work out. He said I was too needy and obsessed with him. We only cuddled once.
>>34853690>I'm down to get a job and lose weight.life pro tip.lose weight first and then talk to men
>>34853690this is chickn btw
