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>>34840626

> SFW Thread
> Calls me a gooner anyway.

Hello? What the fuck?

anyway...

>ASL
35 / m / Germany

>About You/Hobbies/Interests
I'm boring. I work 8 hours a day, and afterwards I talk to people online or play Videogames.
I wouldn't call myself shallow. I'm just cold at times. I dont have any Mental Illness.
I'm an Anime unc. DBZ, One Piece, Detective Conan, DeathNote... yeah I know.
>Looking For
Female Friends for Advice (In general).
Are you in it for the long run? Hit me up.
Looking for someone to play games with? Sure let's go.
You want to tell me about your day? I listen.


>Not Looking For
Men. I have enough Male friends through my work, thanks.


>Contact
ins4ne1337_1337

>>34840691
"why does nobody add me?"

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>ASL
27/mail/Eastern Yurop
>About You/Hobbies/Interests
Just a chill and friendly lad who likes vidya and anime and a few other things. I think vintage phones are pretty neat. I like playing all sorts of vidya from FPS to cozy games and friendslop. Lately I have been playing some Minecraft again but I’m going to start Resident Evil 9 over the weekend (I could stream that if you want)
>Looking For
I’m looking for some chill frens to hang out with, have some banter and play vidya together. I’m cool with texting and vc, not too keen on joining servers though. Bonus points if you like to yap.
>Not Looking For
People who are needlessly cruel or rude.
>Contact (discord)
mishimafan

>>34840697

I'd rather be honest with myself and get no ads.

Instead of pulling some "super sneaky beaky" words
out of my ass to make me look better and waste everybodys time.

But you have a nice weekend :)

>>34840697
well? why wouldn't they?

27 M uk (Scotland)

Seeking trans, femboy or female for genuine and meaningful connection perfectly fine with ldr.

About me: im 27 im 6ft4 short to medium dark hair. My main hobby is video games pc( overwatch, league of legends, valorant, runescape, rocket league and more im forgetting) i also enjoy walks in the country side and looking at animals you see in the way. Other thi is is i enjoy good old english pool and I lift weights semi regularly. If I have left anything out that youd want to know please ask in dms.

Prefrences: mtf and femboys are welcome. Im looking for a gamer too and I hope we have games in common or.im not sure what we would do together. As far as looks go its not a priority but it obviously does matter as well.

Conclusion: let's chat and see how things go hopefully play some.games and get to know eeachother. Im only wanting people that are serious about having a real connection.
Please feel free to send your looking for post to me or write a introduction thank you

Discord meowinging

23/M/USA
Looking for endless goon/trade partner
Top kinks:
>petite girls + big tits/big ass
>sloppy BJ / deepthroat / throatpies / gagging
>ahegao drool / spit / messy face
>humiliation, degradation, BNWO/snowbunny/blacked
>anal creampies/gaping, piss/golden showers
>feet/thighs/armpits, cumplay/facials/swallow
Also into trading irl/exes, goth/emo sluts
No hard limits - just pump forever, no quick nuts! !!
Add if down to corrupt & leak : 33

Discord:
eternalgoonaddic

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>asl
24/M/Portugal (Lisbon)
>body
White, skinny (60 kg, 6.4% body fat), dark medium hair. I'll share my instagram once you verify yourself.
>about me (sfw)
Into metalcore, shoegaze & witch house, collecting band merch. Horror movies/games/manga, especially with gore. Currently taking a master's degree.
>about me (nsfw)
Switch. Into CNC, Shibari, Acarophilia (getting scratched), Odaxelagnia (Bitting), Haematomania and Intoxication. I want to make you cum over and over again until you blackout.

>looking for
Girl in Portugal (preferably around Lisbon) willing to fuck and hangout. Purely friends with benefits, no strings attached.

To weed out bots/trolls, I'll ask for a simple photo of you, doing something I'll specify (very easy, nothing weird). If you refuse, you'll be removed.

>NOT looking for
If you are any of these, you're getting blocked.

- MEN. LEARN HOW TO READ!!! I am ONLY looking for WOMEN. I know this board is a sausage fest, but I am not here for it.
- Time wasters. You're getting removed if you do not reply within two days OR only reply a couple of times a day.
- Online friends. Got a pile of those already.
- Fat girls. Dated a few, now I'm looking for someone close to my size for a change.
- Sellers. I'm not here to buy some nudes you ripped off from OnlyFans.

>contact
Discord: evilindetail
Telegram: @evilindetail
Kik: ravagiu
Teleguard: 5YWQNEDW7

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>>34840626
>asl
20 something/f/turkiye
>about you
white collar girl.
stuck in a corporate 9-5 life
>looking for
someone to help me get out of this misery heheh
jokes aside looking for someone sweet & successful & good looking to chitchat with. preferable someone that will vent to me about everything because despite being someone very positive overall (manifestation etcetc) I'm a total bitch and everything & everyone pisses me off and i just keep these thoughts to myself irl but i'd love to exchange them with someone very precious
oh and
preferably someone older than 22 for the love of god
it's crazy how many guys have mommy issues nowadays. I feel extremely fetishized
>not looking for
minorities
minors

let's see how this goes =p

discord

0toleranceforbs

>ASL
28/Male/Baltics
>About You
Hey. I am grad student (law), lawyer and a freelance defense analyst, from yurop. I also serve in the national guard. Yes, a lot of things. Work can get pretty boring, so I am looking for someone to chat with. Besides law and military stuff, I like normie hobbies like gym, video games, paranormal stuff and reading (basic, I know)
>Looking For
People to chat with, especially with similar hobbies. I don't care about the gender. Just no super rude people, it can get tiring.
>Not Looking For
As I previously mentioned, most people are fine. And if we don't click, it's fine, no drama needed.
>Contact
bateman97

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>>34840626
>ASL / description
23, man. united kingdom (yeah i know its not in the EU anymore but in OP’s pic it is for some reason). white. writer. traveler. i like a knight of the seven kingdoms, goodnight punpun, tim robinson, scary videos, porn. i used to have a bunch of online friends but i bothered them too much and they left me here, feeling lonely, hence i am in this thread again.
>Looking for
friends. online or irl but i dont really like most british ppl i encounter so idk irl friends irl. if ur not steryotypically british, sure. im happy to chat, vc, whatever. im not a huge gamer but im happy to watch u play video games. long term friends really. i have a gf (tho idk how well it is going), 1 irl friend, 1 online buddy, and i guess maybe 1 irl aquantence. (when in england - i go to ukraine often and meet more ppl there usually).
if u dont have any friends, are introverted, want to lisgen to me ramble on about my problems or interests, or want to ramble on about your problems or interests, or talk about whatever, im your guy.
>Not looking for
cassie. left wing sheep. ppl who throw words like ‘racist’ ‘sexist’ ‘anti semetic’ ‘homophobic’ around. faggots. girls with a high body count cus u repulse me and u are not worthy of my time.
>Other things you might find important to list
i am in gmt timezone so i cant be active when im asleep. im in a relationship, idk for how long. dont add me if you ghost or get annoyed easily or are really dumb
>tag/username
brlrder

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23/M/Poland
>Looking for
Woman (optional, can be a tranny)

but i also look for male friends to do something creative with to avoid wage slavery and escape NEETing.
I have a youtube channel with few videos above 20k views(but i haven't earned any money yet)
I create a horror game in Godot. I know the basics of video editing, 3d modeling and coding.
I am interested in guns/military and i used to be a soldier before i became a NEET.
If you want to create a youtube channel, a game or simply exchange ideas, add me on discord:
tauler99

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>>34840626

>ASL
22/M/Hungary
>About you
Im average looking, and pretty socially anxious. 6'0 tall, brown hair. Id consider myself pretty open and im not bigoted.
Ive been pretty lonely lately, I dont have anyone to talk to.
I mostly play Yugioh, started playing a year ago. I play other games aswell, honestly my interests are all over the place, a little bit of a bunch of different stuff.
Pic related is what I wish I looked like.
>Looking for
A woman I could talk to, who doesnt ghost me after 3 messages. That happened way too much.
>Not looking for
Men, obvious stuff (scams, catfish accs, etc.)
>Contact
discord:
deskbotemperor

20 F kik ddywants2useme

Hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, seeking a long term sex partner..
Im not into GOONERS, i need a serious guy to be a daddy..
Be gentle with me,
Be sweet and kind,
Oh HELL!!
Who am I kidding?
Flip me over,
Ride my ass,
And pull my hair!!!
https://soundgasm.net/u/Ashash21/Hear-me-masturbating-moaning-and-squirting

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>>34844278
Here's me

Kik ddywants2useme

Serious Finnish military history enthusiast (+a friend or two) looking for a native Finnish speaker to teach me Finnish.

dc: terrorofmorocco

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>asl
21/Male/Europe
>letters
twink
>interests
I like outdoorsy stuff (hiking, camping, foraging, hunting), cooking, video games (only the good ones!), coding (in C!) tinkering with computers (BSD and Linux) and electronics, music (metal, rock and classical), sports (swimming and basketball),history and reading
>looking for
A friend or a relationship, someone who I can form a genuine connection with...
>not looking for
Dry people
People that forget why they add me.
Coomers
>contact
ackee205

plz introduce yourself when you add me

pic is me :3

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>ASL
26/M/Romania

Been kinda empty as of late, not great at writing. I can talk about almost anything

>Interests
vidya, firearms, drugs, tech, outdoors, movies/TV shows, listening to metal. anime, exploring places, etc

>Looking for
local anons & anonettes, friends or maybe a gf

>Not looking for
rude people, trannies

>Contact

>>34846093
Disc thoughtsshatterlikeglass

forgot it lol

love olive oil, love me mum, simple as
t. Med lad

>>34843257
why are you spelling turkey like that? thats weird

>>34843257
Are overweight 40 year old neets excluded from what you want?

>>34843257
I'm sweet as a sugar plum and very handsome but I'm a tax evading jobber chud, sorry little ottoman wagie.

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>ASL
26/M/Sweden

>About
Awkward autist, bad at social stuff but very social and trying hard.
My interests are games, Warhammer, Gundam, model kits, history, TTRPGs, anime, art. Done a lot of reading, seen a lot of movies and tv-shows.
I like for example Elden Ring, Monster Hunter, Warframe, Stellaris, Helldivers 2, TFT. Used to be really into WoW and League and I still play casually.
Also currently playing a lot of Space Marine 2, Arknights Endfield and MTG!

>Looking for
Woman with similar interests, someone to chat chill, and play games with! Hoping to find someone on the same weirdo wavelength as me for friendship or dating. Someone able to meet irl eventually.

>Not looking for
Men, already got male friends.

>Discord
ahab_404

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>>34843257
>>34843257
>>34843257
update on my post:


today I had really fun conversations with extremely cool people but,
I realized I genuinely do not have any time for anyone anymore. I freak out when I'm not on my schedule. Discord and soc were good when I was in high school, but now apparently I'm too busy for this. so I'm quitting discord again.

sorry for removing everyone that added me.

>>34846683
Turkey, der Turkei, Türkiye, Turquía. Many languages write it differently. She used the local name for her own country, without punctuation.

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ASL
21 m east Europe
>About yourself
I'm 183 cm tall, with blonde hair and hazel eyes, I'm lean and fit. I've got a car so i can drive to meet up. I'm in uni rn.
>Looking for
18-24 f that's also in east Europe, to stroll through a commie block neighbourhood together
>Not looking for
non-white,
>Contact
disc: ludwig3517

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>>34840626
>ASL
UK/18 male

>Hobbies/interests
Politics. Mega far right white nationalist and so forth. I play OW and rivals mostly. Movies/shows/animes etc etc etc. I go gym sometimes.

>looking for
Anybody who shares my politics and is (preferably) in the UK. Male or female dont care just be based

>Not looking for
Niggas, jews, muslims, trannies, leftists.

>Contact
Aryanshocktrooper is my discord

>>34846796
don’t be gay. gimme a contact so i can come to turkey and smoke a camel at you. we don’t have to talk before that

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>>34843257
>>34846796

>>34843507
avoid, serial ghoster, lazy, love bombing narcissist, wants you to do all the work and investment.

>>34847306
Ok well add me instead im not gay and lame like that

I'm so sick of meeting normies on dating apps. Pls throw a qt semi autist my way soc

>ASL
27/m/uk

>interests
Cooking, film, travelling, working out, reading, politics, philosophy, vidya, countryside walks, psychedelics, weed, football, music/going to gigs, comedy

>about
I'm a passionate person with a lot to say about pretty much everything, i like getting excited about things. Politically i'm left leaning although i dont identify with modern left wing politics at all. I'm pretty funny sometimes, handsome, white if that matters to you, i have nice dark hair and i can speak spanish

>looking for
21+ bio women. A relationship based on chemistry, I like women who are talkative, kind, and passionate. No physical preference just no obesity

>not looking for
Anyone genuinely hateful, ambitionless neets - temporary is ok i suppose so long as you have ambition and you are actually making progress to your goals

>contact
howtheballbounce

>>34843257
>Not looking for minorities
What does that even mean when you're from Turkey? Is it a roundabout way of saying you're looking for other Turkish people?

Or when you say that, you meant minorities in the US for some reason? Or what would you consider to be a Turkish minority?

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this website is getting gayer
picrel is me btw (just imagine he has as much hair as a 2000s emo boy)

>ASL
20/M/FR
>About You/Hobbies/Interests
Writing, right now, mainly.
I tried my hand at drawing or 3D modelling but ehh...
Not patient enough. Pretty creative tho
Still young but I have done some shit
NEET rn but I'm working something out
Normal-passing, I just come here because I can't stand prolonged contact with normgroids
We can trauma bond if yw
>Looking For
Preferably women that live/come to Europe
Guy welcome as friends if you don't live in Neuschwabenland
and we can occasionnally hang out that would be cool
>Not Looking For
Niggers, other non-whites and the like
Particularly short women (i'm 180cm)
>Contact
discord: trm.88

>>34844278
Bump

24f from NL here in need of some serious life advice lol please don't be rude thx appreciate it!!

my kik: jdusk59

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27/f/east eu
vampire looking for her vampire hunter.
toxicity and creepiness encouraged.
ideally within europe, 26-32 years old, alt leaning.
grrotesq on discord

>>34850097
How sharp are your teeth?

>>34850097
Which COUNTRY