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>>34850294
>ASL
21, M, FL, USA
>description
6'1, good jawline, athletic build, thick brown hair, dark blue eyes. White, Anglo/Irish/Scots/Frisian.
>Bio
Deeply interested in politics and history. IQ nearly 3 standard deviations above average. I have read many political manuscripts of all ideologies, and many philosophical works with a focus on Existentialism. My favorite books are by Kierkegaard. I dropped out of college because I stopped seeing value in the degree I was pursuing and now I'm pursuing a career in public service. My minimum, bottom of the barrel, worst case scenario outcome is a low 110s six figure job within the next 5 years. More realistically, I'll be high 150s, not including investments and other ventures, by the time I'm 30, and over 100 per year by the time I'm 25. I've been described mostly as a 7, 8, or more rarely a 9 out of 10 in terms of looks.
>interests
I listen to classical music, 1950s doo-wop, big band, big noise, classic swing, crooner music, and as of late a lot of 80s music. I absolutely love the 60s as well, Brian Wilson was a genius.
>Looking for
White girls between the ages of 18 and 22. I'm inclined to give every good person a fair shake, I'm not too picky as long as you take care of yourself and have aspirations for a family. I want someone I can talk to as a friend and love like no other. I'm a deep romantic, and I expect devotion, modesty, and dedication. I want to provide a home, shelter, love, and companionship. I can do long distance as long as we meet sometime soon, within reason. I'm not restrictive in that sense.
>Not looking for
sellers, anyone not looking for a serious relationship leading to marriage. Basically, anyone unserious.
>Contact
disc: the._.flying._.dutchman
email: lmmabucktoothjoe@gmail.com

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>ASL
38/M/US
>Looking For
A relationship (Any gender)
>Not Looking For
Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins
>Interests
Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys
>Music
Hip hop, jazz, r&b, idm, industrial, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, futurepop, downtempo, coldwave, soul, funk, ambient techno, breakbeat, gothic rock, alternative metal, nu metal, deathrock, dub, blues, chillout, deep house, dream pop, shoegaze, big beat, latin alternative, drum and bass, alt-country, electro, mpb, ska, reggae, space rock, samba, video game music, cabaret, sea shanties
>Discord
dwr.gi

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>>34850294
Hope you find her bro! Good luck.

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>ASL
19/F/USA

>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner (aka a husband) that i can eventually meetup with irl. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we've established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.

>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond, people who do not live in the USA, people not looking for a serious long-term relationship, people who dont want to have children, NEETs

>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, tv shows, voice acting, fashion, food, doomscrolling, hiking, animals, just started getting into jigsaw puzzles and i love it

>Discord
cutiecassie

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>ASL
26/F/PA
>About Me
A sensitive young woman looking for a courtship. I often get compared to Kate Winslet and classical paintings. Natural ginger.
>Looking for
A kind, understanding, protective, sensitive hopeless romantic man. That wants a very sweet and giving woman. A traditional relationship. Must be white and decently handsome. 20-30s. Preferably around my age. Must have some of my interests, particularly in history. A true intellectual. Well dressed and groomed. No facial hair.
>Not looking for
Casual dating, hookups, sexting, narcissistic or bisexual. No drugs/smoking. No alcoholism.
>Interests
18th century history, fashion history, literature, art, opera, English history, silent films, Japan, cats.
>etc.
I’m basically looking for the holy grail here but I hate dating apps and my interests are very niche.
>Discord
MirabellePerfume

>>34850294
Like lampreys, the lolcows have already invaded the thread

black male 39 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now!
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>>34850365
>cutiecassie
why the fuck would anyone want to get married to someone as disgusting as you? get a grip.

>>34850373
>MirabellePerfume
tranny beggar

I want to be a house husband to a woman (female), I have no other personality traits.

summer.mae on discord 23/f/ny

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>ASL
27/M/USA
>About
Graduate student in a STEM field. I enjoy spending my free time on physical training, martial arts, spiritual practices, music (I play guitar and piano), reading (materials regarding my personal interests rather than literary canon, mostly), anime, and the occasional video game. I am socially and politically traditionalist.
>Looking For
A white woman between 18 and 27 with which to pursue a long-term relationship, and eventually, marriage. I would ultimately like to lead a quiet, rural life as far outside the digital panopticon as is feasible, raising a family together as well as animals and crops—the closer to self-sufficiency, the better.
>Not Looking For
Men, ran-through women, nonwhites, LGBT individuals, severe mental illness, drug or alcohol abuse, overly political/argumentative
>Discord
18thdivision

>>34850320
>nearly
lmao brainlet

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>>34850294
>ASL
19, Male, Belarus(unfortunately)
>Description
6'3, extremely strong. Really weird in everything. KHHV, extremely mentally ill.
>Personality
Extremely emotionally and mentally unstable, 0 friends, completely antisocial, hate normies and wish to destroy the world and kill them all, hate rules and order, hate the government, hate technology, hate society. Extremely obscessive and clingy, zero hesitation or restraint, fully ready to jump into a relationship and get married in a few months, ready to move anywhere. No attachment to material possessions, don't care about anything except freedom and nature, dream of bring a nomadic hunter gatherer. Extremely egotistic, love myself and cannot feel true empathy, guilt or fear except for a woman i am obscessed with. Don't like hygeine or any routines, don't shower, don't brush my teeth, don't wash my clothes. Favorite activities are eating raw meat and raw eggs, sleeping, exploring nature, killing living creatures and camping. Have anger issues and violent tendencies.

>>34851857>>34851857
>Looking for
A woman not more than 3 years older or younger than me, KHHV femcel, 0 friends, violent and sadistic towards everyone except me, obscessive and clingy, never hesitates or has internal conflicts, preferably doesn't have universal empathy and doesn't care about anything or anyone except me. Interested in the raw meat primal diet, mirder and torture, living off grid, guns and "conspiracy" theories. Has to not do hygeine, not wear makeup, not use deodorant, not use skincare, not brush her teeth and have no social goals in life or routines. Uneducated is prefered, i hate education
>Plans in life
Planning to immigrate to the USA soon, but i am willing to give that up for the right woman, and go to any country that isn't a "developed" woke shithole like Germany/Australia or a second world shithole like Russia or China. South America, Africa, India&Pakistan, South East Asia, Pacific Islands i would move to gladly. My goal in life is to be unemployed or work part time, be homeless either living in a car or just on the streets, own guns, stay far away from cities and other developed areas, hunt and raise children without school or vaccination
>contact
libertarianschizo on discord

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>>34850320
I'm a woman but I'm taken. Just wanna say your post looks good and i hope you succeed anon

>>34851949
Thank you, I really appreciate that!

>>34851840
well it's 144 but I don't want to lie and say 145

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>>34850568
>tranny
She's not but you probably wish she was.

I received ONE (1) add from the previous thread. We're still talking. She is very nice. Good luck ladies and mentlegen.

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>>34853140
Same.
We're all gonna make it, 4chan.

>>34853140
that's my alt account, you're getting tricked lol

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18yo femanon from the United States.
Get to know me through email! :)
Maybe we can find an ordained e-minister to marry us through email.
(I find it impossible to introduce myself, so ask me things instead!)
disposableschizo@proton.me

>>34853609
I met her in person, so that can't be it.

>>34853672
I fucked her and her mom and your mom

Female, early 30s, internet

Me: Lurker femanon seeking anon. Looking to to start off with texts and/or emails to see how compatible we are and progress from there. If you like cats please share your pictures. I would love a kitty but sadly am allergic.

Interests: reading, anime, learning Japanese (beginner), watercolor, arts and farts, hiking, kayaking, swimming

Looking for: Biological male close to my age. Prefer someone who is below 6 feet tall since I am smol.

>>34853831
M 28 that's 5'10 and also artsy
my discord is smittywerbenjagermanjensen_98, I have a burner email that's rossalan070@gmail.com, but I'm almost never on there so sorry if there's a late response

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>>34850294
>a/s/l
24/M/USA

I'm ok with long distance.
>physical description
6 ft 1, white, chin-length brown hair, blue eyes, conventionally attractive face, lean build.
>current life situation
I recently graduated with a double degree in computer science and math and now work as an algo dev at a quant trading firm. I'm financially comfortable and would be happy to be the provider in a relationship.
>interests/hobbies
I'm somewhat of a hermit and spend most of my time studying math. Lately, I've been mostly interested in geometric topology and have been teaching myself knot theory.

Aside from math I'm also interested in ancient history, epistemology, metaphysics, and Western esotericism.
>looking for
I'm looking for a life partner.

I'm somewhat mentally ill and the sort of relationship I'm looking for is entirely unconventional. I'm looking for an intense dom/sub bdsm relationship in which I'm both the dom and caretaker but at the same time I'd also want my partner to play more of a mommy role while also being a sub. I'm not interested in anything casual, I want an intense, passionate, and loving relationship that leads to marriage.

I'm only interested in women who are older than me.
>contact
Discord:
myrm1d0

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>asl
20s/f/turkiye
>about me
someone who wants to get married asap
>looking for
wealthy guys
preferably someone over 75+
even better if 80+
>discord

0toleranceforbs

>>34853831
Just turning 30. Absolutely hate doing crafts, but enjoy the rest. Let’s talk
Disc: zorakjones.

>>34853831
35m
Used to have cats. Still have the pics.
Kik Dpart09

>>34853943
you'd be ok signing a pre-nup right?

>>34853831
M27, I think we would be compatible. Let’s get to know each other a little. Discord is shinuay98

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Good old blogpost. Everyone loves a blogpost. No one actually reads this stuff, but everyone loves to post them, so it's my turn

23/F/US
>Hobbies/Interests
I'm into late 90s/early 00s trance.
Not particularly interested in music in general though
A selection of other interests are: movies, tv shows, and retro video games (6th gen and earlier)
Woman stuff like cooking/baking/crocheting

>Favorites
I really, really enjoy Lost
Don't usually pick favorites, but that one is definitely on top for TV
Have a huge fondness for old JRPGs and old FPS too
A black forest cake is my favorite dessert to bake
Female related stuff appeals to me, I'm a bit of a girly girl at heart
Body horror is definitely up there also, especially The Fly

>Looking for
Someone who actually reads posts before contacting them
Who doesn't just see F and immediately cream their pants
Can be observant and patient
Read regularly would be a bonus
First message is more than just "hey, post feet"
Words aren't a struggle for them

>contact
Post yours if any of this applies to you, I have all apps, l'll add anyone who is interested

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>ASL
26 m canada, straight
>bio
introvert, focused, understanding and level headed. i work full time and i would consider myself well-adjusted. i identify as centre right and am christian
>interests
i primarily enjoy fitness, firearms and humor. otherwise i like reading about history, world events, enjoy cooking, outdoors activities and would like to be self-sufficient one day
>Looking for
long term, and im ok with ldr. someone who shares similar values and an outlook on life; i feel like thats the most important thing when starting a relationship.
>Not looking for
casual or low effort (to a degree; obviously we have our own lives, but im not looking to waste time), drug users, extreme anything
>contact
fencer23

>>34856142
forgot to add that the contact is my discord, sorry ^^

>>34856028
I did your read your post but I'd rather save the responding and writing for discord.

My discord is memecoin2017 if you want to chat.

>>34856028
Sounds like we’d be a good match. Discord shinuay98

>>34856028
What age range are you interested in?

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>>34853831
Every day is Caturday.

>>34856028
hello my friend
joefyfer_08161

hope to hear from u i am a big time yapper. 24m

>>34856028
'witheralt' on discord
I'll probably make a most of my own when the thread is in a more opportune state, if you'd rather wait to read it or something

34/M/US
>me
Christian, not a zealot
Quiet/reserved, but emotionally available. Fairly honest, straight forward, open minded. Like to banter and tease when I get comfortable with someone. I follow the golden rule & don't ask from others what I can't give in return. I believe in sticking to your values and morals even if it's the harder path.
I enjoy reading, hiking/nature, video games, & movies. I tend to be a homebody when single & don't like being around a lot of people/am misanthropic (I don't judge before getting to know someone), but I do enjoy going out if I'm with someone
I've been called attractive by strangers and often exercise; leaner side with muscle
>looking for
US & biological female only
I prefer being slow & committed over casual/fast & hooking up. I want to get to know each other and bond before getting sexual.
Caring, honesty, communication, & trustworthiness are important. Being afraid to talk about something that may hurt the other will lead to misunderstandings and end what may have lasted. I don't mind clinginess & find it cute as long as it doesn't become extreme jealousy. A fellow bore is welcome
Games are stupid & a waste of time, be straight with what you want
I don't mind a LDR at first. Can travel, & willing to move closer if things go well. Currently living on the west coast with plans to move eastward by early next year.
>deal-breakers
I'm politically incorrect, noticing patterns isn't racist/anti-semmetic, anti-tranny/pro nouns, covid shots were a scam and mandates useless. Don't like fat people (a little chubby is fine & cute) & am picky with black aesthetics. Not picky with looks otherwise
Not interested people who prefer being casual/hooking up. I abstain from sex 'til mutual love, but waiting for marriage is preferable (I do have a sex drive. Not a porn watcher). I'm a virgin by choice that has turned down opportunities and prefer someone with similar beliefs, values, & morals
>contact
Discord/Telegram:Krithas
ukwn@tutamail.com

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>asl
21/Male/Europe
>letters
twink
>interests
I like outdoorsy stuff (hiking, camping, foraging, hunting), cooking, video games (only the good ones!), coding (in C!) tinkering with computers (BSD and Linux) and electronics, music (metal, rock and classical), sports (swimming and basketball),history and reading
>looking for
A friend or a relationship, someone who I can form a genuine connection with.
>not looking for
Dry people
People that forget why they add me.
Coomers
>contact
ackee205

plz introduce yourself when you add me...

pic is me :3

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>>34850294
>ASL
28/M/USA
>interests
Asian dramas, vidya, TTRPG, anime, sci-fi, horror, paranormal etc. I used to love Gundam building but have
been on a hiatus. I've been wanting to get back into it.
>Values
Honesty
Integrity
Open communication
Adventure
>Kids or no kids or indifferent
No kids. I do not want kids
>LDR/Willing to move?
I’m ok with LDR and would be willing to move when we get serious. Not looking to rush into things.
>Best trait about you
Honest
Loyal
Supportive
>Boundaries/Will not tolerate (ex. behaviors, opinions)
-Lying/Cheating
-Monogamy is a must. No polyamory or anything like that.
-I don't want kids. That is something that is not negotiable.
>What you really like in a partner
I value honest and open communication
Someone with similar interests and someone who loves to go on adventures.
Someone who is genuine.
Having some nerdy interests like TTRPG, gaming, fantasy/sci fi etc.
Someone who is otherwise a bit eccentric/unconventional.
>Not looking for
-"I don't remember which thread I added you from.
-Timewasters.People who add me, don't say anything then unadd me, or someone who just randomly disappears in the middle of a conversation. People who don't put in any effort. Im looking for something real.
>CONTACT
Veers#5493

18/M/USA Midwest
I’m a college freshman right now, majoring in aerospace engineering so hopefully that goes well. Only type of people I’m not interested in is guys, since in theory I’d like some sort of relationship.
I’m not great at introducing myself so if you have any interest just ask me.
DC: braxn2112

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>ASL
19/F/USA

>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner (aka a husband) that i can eventually meetup with irl. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we've established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.

>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond, people who do not live in the USA, people not looking for a serious long-term relationship, people who dont want to have children, NEETs

>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, tv shows, voice acting, fashion, food, doomscrolling, hiking, animals, just started getting into jigsaw puzzles and i love it

>Discord
cutiecassie

>>34860205
>cutiecassie
fat autistic black retard beggar. avoid like the plague.

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>>34850294
>a/s/l
22/M/USA

I'm completely fine with long distance to start.

>about me
>physical description
6'0"; white (Eastern European); medium length dark brown hair; blue eyes; youthful facial features; physically fit

>life situation
I'm currently in college majoring in CS and business. I'll be doing an algorithmic trading internship this upcoming summer.

>interests/hobbies
I dislike the average STEM student. I think they're largely empty husks. I'm interested in pure math, logic, traditional art, history, linguistics, and philosophy. When I'm not reading, I also enjoy hiking and gaming.

>personality
I'd describe myself as introverted but also, I think, very empathetic. I'm the person people come to for advice and/or support and I love being able to help others.

>views
I'm left leaning on economic issues and right wing on social issues.

>looking for
I'm looking for a serious relationship hopefully ending in marriage with a white girl around my age (20-27) from either North America or Europe.

I don't have any strict preferences when it comes to physical appearance or interests. I'd love to learn about your interests as well as share my own interests with you.

For me, the ideal relationship would be one in which I took care of you and supported you in pursuing whatever brings you joy and in which you were always by my side and a source of comfort and support.

I find "girlfailures" attractive because I want someone I can take care of. I don't mind if you're NEET or struggle with mental health issues, taking care of and supporting you would be very fulfilling for me.

I have an interest in gentle dom/sub dynamics but I'm not sure about how involving them in a relationship would look like.

>contact
Discord:
br4ssgigante

(01/02)
>ASL
19/M/US
>Physical description
white, long dark brown hair, average height, a low BMI, some light facial hair, large and thick glasses, pale eyes
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
I'm certainly an odd sort, and I don't tend to get along with most people, though I like to imagine that I have a kind soul. I value honesty and integrity, and I like to keep a wit to my humor. I don't fashion myself to be an intellectual sort, though I do enjoy learning to some extent, as well as sounding cool and showing off when first meeting someone, though in more casual conversation, I speak more normally. I enjoy playing niche gaming titles, such as 'Slay the Princess' or 'Kenshi', as well as some retro gaming or the rare new release that appeals to my sensibilities, such as 'Baldur's Gate Three' or 'Elden Ring'. I also enjoy some specific retro sci-fi thriller movies like 'Alien' and 'The Thing', and I'll try to learn to bake every once in a while when I have the financial ability to do so. I'm known to be a bit long-winded, but it's something I'm capable of moderating when needed. Additionally, I find it necessary to declare before before anyone gets too invested in a relationship with me that I have autism, and while I certainly don't fit many of the stereotypes most commonly associated with the condition, it's still entirely prevalent in my personality and worldview. The easiest advice I have to give in relation to this is to simply get to know me with an open mind, because I'd appreciate the kindness.

>>34864854
(02/02)
>Looking for
I'd like someone who's kind, not in any performative way, who also shares some of the same sensibilities and interests as me. I prefer someone who's not completely neurotypical, but is still capable of sound reasoning and judgement, though being neurotypical isn't inherently a problem for me, just simply that I've never had the pleasure of a positive experience when interacting with such a person at any level of intimacy. I most prefer talking for a while so we can each ascertain whether or not we're a good fit for one another, especially given that I don't have a rigid idea of what I'm looking for in mind, and can't possibly summarize all of my own complexities in a simple advertisement. I'm interested in ethnically east and southeast asian women, and I'm especially fond of people with their own sense of fashion/style, because it's usually very cool to me. I'm not opposed to other ethnicities or nationalities, but that is by and large my preference. Being no older than 24 is ideal, but I could conceivably make a concession up to the age of 28. Long distance is most preferable to me to begin with, but I would like to eventually have an in-person relationship if we become romantic partners.
>Not looking for
Individuals with prohibitive mental illnesses whose mental illnesses would make a healthy partnership difficult or impossible, people incapable of or unwilling to be an equal to me both in a relationship as well as when having conversations, people who are not biologically female, probably more that I simply couldn't think of so do not consider this to be an exhaustive list of what I'm not looking for
>Contact
discord: witheralt
this is a vetting account that I am willing to migrate away from once it is mutually agreed that we like one another, be it as partners or otherwise

>>34855972
>>34856190
Give it a rest dude lol

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>ASL
27/M/USA
>About
Graduate student in a STEM field. I enjoy spending my free time on physical training, martial arts, spiritual practices, music (I play guitar and piano), reading (materials regarding my personal interests rather than literary canon, mostly), anime, and the occasional video game. I am socially and politically traditionalist.
>Looking For
A white woman between 18 and 27 with which to pursue a long-term relationship, and eventually, marriage. I would ultimately like to lead a quiet, rural life as far outside the digital panopticon as is feasible, raising a family together as well as animals and crops—the closer to self-sufficiency, the better.
>Not Looking For
Men, ran-through women, nonwhites, LGBT individuals, severe mental illness, drug or alcohol abuse, overly political/argumentative
>Discord
18thdivision

>>34857115
I feel so bad for you Chickn.

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Still looking for my true love! Again, no monogamy and no reproducing.

Discord tag is fluffyfuwafluffers

I would prefer a nerdy otaku husband

I'm a cis woman I just have consistent 4chan trolls who lie about me so I don't get positive attention for being a cis woman. So don't reach out to ask me if I'm a trans woman.

Add me on your main, if you're scared of my 4chan allegations don't make it my problem. I don't care what 4chan randos say about me.

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>ASL
26/ftm/MI
>Physical description
5'3, hrt for 6 years, top surgery, black/white. Pear shaped.
>Short bio
I help manage a household for disabled family members. I would describe myself as responsible, hard working, and family oriented... I also enjoy being active outdoors, and growing some of my own vegetables. Diagnosed with AVPD. For full transparency, I can be very obsessive. I must also warn about my hypervigilance. I do not respond well to teasing or jokes made at my expense.
>Interests
gardening, foraging, working on my large grapevine, tea and winemaking, cycling, making digital nsfw art, going to the movies weekly, cannabis trimming, Pokemon, Sims, Spore, Beastars.
>Looking for
A serious, long term relationship potentially ending in marriage. Planning to spend events and holidays with each other. The closer the better. Dates out, holding hands, movie nights, and making out. I really like dominant men in terms of being the emotional driver and physical planner in the relationship. Emphasis on romance. (I prefer +6ft, but that's not a requirement. I'm a sucker for height differences.)
>NOT looking for
Friends or hookups. Short term. Under 27. Outside of U.S. Gaming buddies.
>contact
mystery.dungeon

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>ASL
23 m kiwi living in netherlands

>Physical description
6'2 blond hair blue eye normal build twink death

>Short bio
im kip. people say im funny, creative, caring and kind
i usually make digital art and i do some physical work (gardening, building furniture for family)
all of thats pretty tough right now because im about to lose my house :D
ive been known to partake in recreational drug use but when given a reason to stop i will do so
i get a nice portion of dutch neetbux each month and i like travelling to meet up (same continent)
diagnosed autistic with something else in there idk my childhood was wierd

>Interests
i have a lot of interests they kind of rotate around but primarily digital art and underground musics
i also spend a lot of time learning about self sustainability and thinking about societal collapse
big fan of zombie movies ive seen pretty much every zombie movie/show thats half worth watching and many many shitty ones.
getting money by any means has also been a thing in my life so im kind of into evil schemes and stuff
im nice tho promise
i dont really like video games that arent old call of duty or minecraft+vc

>Looking for
i yearn for a romantic relationship, a serious one. i think marriage is a bit cheesy but whatever
or if u think we could be frens or whatever u can add me too :)
i am a little fruit but mostly straight idk

>NOT looking for
wierd sex perverts, unfunny business, under 20

>contact
fluttershysmokesweed

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>>34857115
>>34870187
>>34870286
this is chickn btw. not a real cis girl just a chomo tranny larper trying to groom and get victims
Ofc he is going to say he's a "real girl" and to this day , 3+ years later never bothers to time stamp .

>>34871948
everyone already knows this shit (except newfags who can get fucked anyway), all you copypasta retards do is turn entire threads into cassie or chickn or coltroon driven arguments instead of their intended purpose

>>34853609
sneaky sneaky

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>ASL
20/M/US

>About Me
Introspective guy who spends a lot of time thinking about life and trying to build something meaningful for the future. I'm working on improving myself, going to the gym, figuring out my path, and building a life where my future family can be comfortable.

I'm kind of reserved at first, but once I'm comfortable I can talk for hours about philosophy, life, random internet stuff, or whatever weird topic comes up. I like people who enjoy deep conversations but can also just shoot the shit until 2am.

I'd describe myself as affectionate, supportive, and loyal once I care about someone. I show love through physical affection, compliments, and spending quality time together.

I'm also unusually introspective and often lie awake at night thinking about life, the future, and where I am going in life.

>Looking for
Someone kind, warm, intelligent, and emotionally supportive. I'm attracted to girls who are chill and easy to talk to but still passionate about the people they care about.

Ideally someone who wants a real connection and eventually a family. I'm not interested in modern "dating around" culture, I'd rather build something deep with one person.

I tend to click best with someone slightly more social than me who enjoys going out sometimes (walks, exploring places, conventions) but also likes quiet nights watching shows or talking for hours.

Bonus points if you have a cute accent, good humor, and send couple memes.

>Not looking for
Hookups, drama, or people who treat relationships casually.

>Interests
Fitness (new to it but enjoying the progress)
Philosophy and introspection
Internet culture / memes
Art museums
Some anime
My Little Pony
Long conversations about life and the future, and whatever weird stuff we want to talk about.

>etc
I want a relationship where we're each other's favorite person. I know it's old-school romantic, but finding someone you genuinely click with is worth it.

Discord: cherry_cheeseburger

>>34852989
simp nigga

>>34856028
If you’re still in the thread:
Please add kisamasanban on discord

>>34871953
But that's funnier

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>>34853831
Hello, Anon.

I'm 37 and in the EST timezone, and I finally read that book which you had recommended in that other thread, the book about the octopus. If you see this (You), then please add me to talk about octopus books as well as non-octopus books.

BookBacklog@proton.me

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>asl
33/M/Eastern USA
>bio
I'm a normal guy, I go through my day pretty normal, like I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy. I have an okay trade job and my own apartment and am into music and shitty comedy/podcasts. I also enjoy nature and paranormal/weird shit. Some anime/manga. Cars. I play a lot of Magic: The Gathering. I don't play much vidya any more but am willing to indulge you if you're into that
>looking for?
Females to befriend, take to shows, urbex, maybe more if we hit it off. Ideally you are close but I'm willing to make it work if you're in the US and we get along exceptionally well. In a partner I value honesty and straightforwardness (I'm kinda autistic) as well as somebody who is empathetic and not totally checked out of irl life
>not looking for
Anything horny off the bat, let's get to know each other first. Hard drug users. Unrestricted mental illness. MtFs (sorry ladies)
>contact
bong.hit.transplant

>>34850294
>ASL
27, M, EU

>personality
I am a very low energy person, but I get attached very deeply once I do. I love spending time together, even if its rotting in the same call / room.

I might come off as pushy, but that's less an unhealthy attachment and more so just the urge to interact.

I own a home. If you're from the EU, I will import you almost immediately. Rent-free.

>interests
Usual stuff, gaming, ttrpgs, cooking, SOME hiking.

>looking for
Female. Nothing specific personality wise, I like to judge from a person-to-person bias. But I do adore slightly bubblier people, creative people.

>not looking for
evil (slight evil is okay)

>contact
dc: Familiar0171

It's an alt account, won't be available if I am not on my PC.

Bull here for married people and for happy life together between us

Teleguard: KMYTZMA5W

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27/M/USA

Sentimental contrarian looking for their Charlotte for Ever woman. Devoid of irony and passionate about the arts to a detriment. Discord is loveonthebeat

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>ASL
28/M/midwest USA.
>About me
5'10, athletic build. White, blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair that I normally keep pretty short and styled but have been letting it grow over the winter. Graduated with a bachelor’s degree and have been a full-time engineer for a few years at this point. I keep a pretty laid back and level-headed demeanor. Love to banter with friends.
>Interests & Hobbies
Cars are my main hobby; I’ll tune into races for F1, IMSA, and Gridlife among other orgs, work in the garage, and go to track days. I follow most American sports but especially college and pro football. I listen to a mix of music, primarily rap but I have been venturing into golden-era jungle and trance, metal, and hardcore as of late. Occasionally I work on my reading backlog and am currently making my way through a couple Nabokov works. I don’t game much but every so often I’ll hop back into an older racing game or something else from the 2000s. I get a lift in most days after work and take evening walks when the weather is nice.
>Looking for
A woman from ages 23-33, who's put together, takes care of herself, and values a deep connection. Some similar interests may be nice for conversation and from a lifestyle perspective. I like the idea of being partners in crime but also appreciate the ability to be independent. I want us to grow together and push each other to be better. Understanding the likelihood of being long distance starting out, I’d like to meet and eventually work towards closing the gap if we hit it off. USA greatly preferred.
>Not looking for
Mental illness, religion, or politics, and I do not want kids. Not interested in online-only.
>Contact
vsxx99 on discord

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>>34850294
Hiii I’m 26, F, pretty jawline pretty eyes pretty body
My old bf cheated on my with a 12 year old but I’m not going to be sad and waste any time over him, I’m seriously looking for marriage, hmu on Instagram @tbiggestloser
I’m a polyglot and I study biochemistry in university in my third language rn so
I’m Not Stupid

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>>34850294
26, M, CABA, Argentina
1,81cm, dark eyes, pale skin, i have pretty thin black hair
I am happy to chat about anything, i love learning about people and getting to know them, i have been reading lots of philosophy and changed my state of mind lately but i am happy to talk about anything.

So... what i am looking for is somewhat compicated... lets put it that way, i am attracted to unconventional women... Lately i found an Spanish woman and her face activated something inside me. I want someone like pic rel.

I am a virgin and have never had any previous relationships, i am hopeful to find someone i can have a happy life and future with. I also still have hopes that my wife will unvirgin me so... you know. I finish my degree in 2 years time.

Discord: arganon1234

>>34881516
Wish to talk. Bored. Disc is - alexandarwhite

>>34886107
>My old bf cheated on my with a 12 year old but
What the fuck

>>34886107
>I’m a polyglot and I study biochemistry in university in my third language rn so I’m Not Stupid
lmao

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M/24/US

White, fit, going to grad school soon. I try to read a book every month, and enjoy being outside and appreciating nature.

A live a lot of my life in my own mind, so I'm looking for someone who will either get me out or join me there.

Discord: linus733

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21 / M / US


>About You
Hi! I’m just a guy. I’m 6'2. A lot of my friends say I’m a bear, but I’m not gay or that hairy. I am very awesome, trust.
My interests are video games, baking, fishing, hiking, backpacking, history, and anything to do with the outdoors. I work at national parks seasonally and want to travel a good amount!


>Looking For
A woman under 25 that’s really cool and awesome. Something genuine and person I could love and devote my time to.

I’m kind of lonely I don’t have a problem with meeting or going out I would love to call and I’d like to share photos! I have friends, and I’m not a total fuck up.

I want a relationship as the end goal, but that’s unlikely to come from here. But I guess it’s worth a try. Hopefully we share interests. I need someone to game with, so have a gaming PC! I play a lot of survival games. I’m sure we’ll find something we both have.

Fair warning I’m a bit clingy and a little obsessive maybe annoying

I’m leaving for work soon so be okay having a penpal for a while?


>Not Looking For
Dudes, anyone that wants me to pay them, crazy racists, boring lame people.
Dry nonchalant people trans or melanin people sorry!

>Contact

frogman237

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>ASL
23/M/USA
>Bio
Workaholic, OCD-ridden angloid with an internet addiction. I listen to weird music and when I'm not working, I'm usually at the gym or playing chud games with friends. I like history and politics but I'm not extremely autistic about it. I also like movies and anime, but watching stuff alone feels depressing.
>stats
6 foot, 6 pack, 6 figures. I don't sleep around and never have.
>Looking for
A white woman, preferably a NEET interested in becoming a stay at home mom.
>Not looking for
Transgender individuals, plus-size females, people of color
>Contact
sleeper2599

>>34886129
Vieja, pagate un trolo o trola en palermo
>CABA
Imposible no culiar ahi

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>ASL
34/M/US

>description
6'2, White, fit,, brown hair, Hazel eyes.

>Bio
When I'm not going to school or working in tech full time I like to play piano, vidya, read comics, watch anime etc. I also work out and can be a little goofy at times. Can also be reserved but only at first usually.

>Looking for
Someone who is serious with the end goal being marriage. I'm looking to provide for/start a family. We don't need the same interests but being understanding of mine and the fact that I work/go to school is needed. Similar values in general preferred.

>Not looking for
sellers, Men, Trans, bigger women.

>Contact
disc: yuta_2932

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ASL
28 female Michigan but willing to relocate (actually would prefer it)
>description
5’11” 135 lbs green eyes that look blue or grey sometimes, i have a rare eye condition called BPES (its not a deformity) its more related to me having finnish ancestry than it being a deformity .
>Bio
deeply into deeper subjects such as epistemology and skepticism (philosophy) into existentialism and free thought . i jave never been married not once and i only want to have sex with one person for the rest of my life
>looking for
someone i can be loyal to , someome who is over 6’2” with light eyes (blue or green) someone without stds or stis like me that barely has had sex like me
>not looking for
trolls , mean people, people that want to hurt me

>>34892303
discord: stellaodette
sc: ninaoverholt97
twitter: jasminegrosel

>>34892303

DISC kanji3322

>>34888982
Imagine being fugly

25+, male, EU

I'm looking for mutual clinginess, with a woman, who is online often and responds quickly, possessive, someone that doesn't mind voice chat, streaming or watching me stream work, or game, with the intent of growing it into meaningful secretless dependence.
I want mutual possessiveness. Someone that dislikes others as I do, we'd have and be only for each other.
Romantically, I am very jealous, devoted, clingy.
I have thousands of images saved.

resident_hermit

Bump

>ASL
19 /MtF/ US
>Describe/About Yourself
Pretty introverted in real life, but I open up a lot more online. I’ve been on HRT since I was 15, and I’m just figuring life out one step at a time. I tend to be more of a listener at first, but once I’m comfortable I can talk a lot more. East Coast timezone
I don’t really talk to people much, so this is actually my first time putting myself out there and trying to make friends,so yeah, a little awkward, but trying :)
Im White if thats relevant at all.
>Hobbies/Interests
Gaming (varies a lot depending on mood)
Music (always looking for new stuff)
Reading (mostly fiction, but open to anything interesting)
gaming, music, reading
>Looking for
People to chat with, vibe with, and maybe build genuine connections over time. Nothing super forced, just seeing where things go.
>Not looking for!
Drama, weird energy, or anything overly intense right away .!!!
>Discord
strawberrymadison06

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>>34850294
BUMP!!!

(Does this make me look desperate)

>>34850294
I can't imagine the nightmare of unironically trying to meet and marry someone off fucking 4chan. Is most of this larping, or are you all actually this retarded? I find it hard to tell anymore.

>>34900856
as opposed to finding a woman off the apps or at a bar or concert or something who conveniently forgets to mention her nignog gangbang experiences in college. at least the 4chan girls are more likely to be an entertaining ride (not guaranteed tho)

>>34900871
I'm not saying every option other than 4chan is a good option, I am just aware that the people here are more likely to be mentally ill. Being around these kind of sites/circles is not a good sign and to be deep in enough that you want to try and date or marry people from here is another level. I would imagine the success rate of any relationship on here is extremely extremely low if anyone ever meets at all instead of just using the other person for attention in messages. (I know these problems are on other dating apps, my advice would be to avoid both). The assumption that the women here aren't also complete headcases and that none of them have fucked gross people I also question.

As for the bios, I wouldn't trust any of them as far as a cat could jump over 50 sheep. Trying to meet someone for a relationship or marriage is likely going to be a large waste of time messaging and probably going to make you more depressed afterwards because of the people here.

Unless you are just some gross degenerate looking for some other local gross degenerate for sex, then 4chan might actually be a decent choice. Marriage? hell no.

>>34850320
Bump. Got some good leads but sadly nothing concrete. I know it's possible. Don't be shy.

>>34900916
this dude looks like a habsburg version of seth macfarlane btw and im sure other shit is exaggerated as well. check the archives if you wish, although i think he's changed usernames over time, description pretty much the same

>>34900856
ive married someone off of 4chan before and they were great. maybe aside them saving big milkers women pictures on their pc and taking hard drugs nonstop, it was amazing aside that.

>>34902813
I met this Guy off reddit thought he was the one and he ended un cheating on me with a 12 year old

>>34900856
>>34900892
It's the only (well used to be, this place is dead now) place you could find moderately interesting high IQ girls who aren't also extremely obnoxious tier 1 city whores who snort coke every weekend and volunteer for the DNC. I almost married one but our mental problems were too mutually antagonistic. Every other option seems worse unless you want to pretend to be a normalfag and settle for an entitled boring whore. Almost all women are mentally ill now even if not officially diagnosed because of social contagion.

> Attention please dear anons and femanons

Would love to pick your brain, talk to me about anything that interests you or send anything you like NSFW or SFW it doesn't matter, it's warm and sunny here so I would love to chat with someone, had some really nice people with very interesting chats, to those people I thank you genuinely for sharing your feelings and interests so passionately with me <3
https://t.me/IncogNoteBot?start=fwpoxq855p

>Thank you for your time, wish you prosperity and many blessings

pretentious faggot general looking for pipedream perfect marriage and kids on the BBC cuckold neet findom board...
greatful im asexual.

>>34853943
get your bag diva

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Hi
@adderallbarbi is my instagram
I’m a 27 year old girl living on the east coast in Canada, currently pursuing a degree in STEM.
My interest include spirituality, self improvement, cooking, baking and travelling. Studying for my degree takes up a major portion of my time however. I am looking for someone who is educated like me, having your own house is a plus since I have my own house. Please don’t be stupid. Not looking for sexting booming or nudes.

>>34901073
there's nothing, post proof

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>>34901073
>>34903345
well fuck me you're right lmao

>>34903385
>>34903345
>>34901073

you guys are just angry you don't get reqs lmao

if I had to guess you're probably one of the lolcows like that 39yo nigger into loli porn

>>34903796
bro you post your tag at self-described smelly and unhygienic girls and made a thread looking for indian girls. must i post the screenshots from the archive? pipe down little man.
i get loads of cheap whores from here when i post my tag. weird accusation lol

>>34903828
That was a revengepost lol, I'd never fucking touch a jeet. You're free to post the screenies if you want though, I have nothing to be ashamed of since that wasn't me. Changed my user right after it too because they wouldn't fucking stop messaging me haha

>>34903828
and I'm glad you get cheap whores, I get my fair share but I've gotten the rare great person as well, although I'm not sure that as a NEET that's really what you're after

>>34903853
>>34903859
ok what about the smelly bitches then haha. i see no proof in any case. what a strange and effeminate way of deflecting. and homosexual too!
neet? lol

>>34903867
this whole situation just the reality of /soc/ desu. somehow in their description most guys are 6'+, in shape, hung, with a chad face, but in reality it's chopped niggas

>>34903877
he's not chopped he's just average. as are 64% of us all, no shame in that. but aye, it's always this over the top boasting that these little freaks never live up to. anyways, when people look him up it's out there now, doing my part lmfao

>>34903877
I think it's mostly true, I am actually 6'3 (measured with measuring tape). We're just all mildly autistic chuddies. I am a fatty though.

>>34903867
Still no word on you not being the loli nigger lmao

besides, you're just ragebaiting, I have better things to do with my time than talk to a filthy negro on /soc/ when I have made real connections from this site haha

keep talking to mentally ill camwhores though, homie, I'm sure one of them will send you a picture if you find one unwell enough

>>34903894
woah, those are a lotta words and a lotta cope but ok. also, if i'm ragebaiting i'm obviously doing it successfully and effortlessly! my, i'm good!
and you keep looking for a wife in a sea of whores hahaha, keep at it little man. you goofy little clown, you

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>>34903906
he's chimpin out

>>34903906
Why are you so asshurt lmfao. Trans?

>>34903912
definitely a troon, in the phallic stage of psychosexual development

>>34903911
>>34903912
i swear even the concessions are gay with these buttbuddies lol

>>34903925
I don't know what that means

>>34903932
fat, gay AND dumb? that's a bingo boyo

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>>34903932
he's chimpin out, it means we gottem

>>34903937
buddy that's not what chimping out means. you were like 10yo when we were throwing that word around here. it's getting to be very embarrassing. you don't fit in.

>>34903936
Are you just saying the first thing you think of

>>34903939
Ah it's a boomer, that explains a lot

>>34903942
you're fat by your own admission, you defend your boyfriend here in deep adoration and you don't get it. i can use crayons if you like but the drawing would be vulgar

>>34903952
Are you on ssi yet?

>>34903939
further proof that you are indeed the lolinigger or in a similar scenario which is no better

the jokes write themselves

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>>34903947
boy oh boy, we gotta check up on that iq figure seriously, things aren't adding up here with that severe stereotypical thinking, some serious lack of impulse control there lol

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>>34903952
that's twice now you've brought up homosexuality, which is a telltale sign of projection. Classic!

>>34903955
i don't understand what your fixation is with that guy but that can't be healthy. is this something we gotta devote some time to? what, with the obsession and the dick swinging and compensation and all. tho in all honesty it's not very fascinating at all,
were you beaten though? on top of being neglected i mean. because that's what i'm getting here

>>34903958
I got a 96 last time I took a test which is average. Now you're probably gonna rage cause I'm actually smart lol.

>>34903961
i guess that means you're into loli right? let's be consistent i say
and a nigger too! lol

>>34903961
He's just throwing out shit that would make him mad lol
>>34903962
If you're a pedophile you should kill yourself

>>34903963
yeah my bad m8, meant to @ the other loser since he claimed an iq in the 140s.
you're a brine of the earth fella though in your humility, i'll allow you to check out now

>>34903963
that's not so good but it's surely better than this queer lol

>>34903962
You know we're going to hang people like you, right? That's why you're crashing out lol.

anyway it's getting late, I gotta get back, thanks for the fun

>>34903977
like i said, even the concessions are gay with these clowns. used to be you could banter here without the stereotyped thinking and the a to b conclusions
tuck tail and run little man, i'll post your prognathic jutting jaw when i see you

>>34903977
I was baiting him I get ~135 on online tests. Most people on 4chan seem like they're 120 or higher honestly.

Also I disavow any violence, murder is a sin. Pedophiles should just get life in prison.

>>34903970
Lmao

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>>34903993
i'm glad you enjoy it, fat man. i'm here all kalpa, folks

black male 39 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>>34870496
tag doesn't work

>>34903796
>you're probably one of the lolcows like that 39yo nigger into loli porn
lol the last time I posted in this thread was >>34850420 and I'm still living rent free in your head xD

>>34903894
>Still no word on you not being the loli nigger lmao
>>34903955
>further proof that you are indeed the lolinigger
lol and you think everyone that posts here is me

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>>34904016
>>34904081

bait used to be believable

>ASL
30s/M/Ohio

>detailed information about your interests and what you want out of a spouse
5'10'' in great shape; I love being physically active, white, clean cut. I'm owning life right now. I had to go through struggles for years to get to here and thank God every day was able to do so. I have the means to enjoy life on my terms. I spoke to an older married co-worker and he pointed out that good marriages are ones where you and your spouse can truly talk to each other without a filter and be yourselves around each other, and I'd like to find that. Unfortunately, my approach to life in figuring out how to overcome bad situations based on past experiences has made it hard to truly pair bond (though it's been great in every other aspect of my life so far).

>where you are in your life/where you plan on being in the future.
Ideally in a relationship based on mutual respect, love of being healthy and physically active, and shared values. Ideally she'll be in her early to mid 20s and from the same region.

>contact
Ask for my Discord.

>>34906183
his discord is randomasgh and he likes it if you offer to cumtribute him (can confirm, did it already), he's js shy at first

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20s/f/tur kiye

second time posting here
too bored
single and mingle, interested in trading so i was thinking that maybe i should
sell my EU citizenship through marriage
for the profits
i am actually serious about it because i
need to buy a car asap

discord :

hdjsjsjdhwjs

>>34903235
I will

>>34906233
Whatever you say, dude.

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25, Man, US.

6'4, white, deep voice, not balding, not fat, have a car, not a NEET.
>HOW DO YOU HAVE ALL THAT AND CANT GET A GIRL!?!
Severe lack of confidence / social anxiety etc

A girl I could fall in love with would be cool

discord: .totallynotnps.

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Male in my early 30s

>Looking for
Someone who can match me in public, even surprass me. Someone who can let go in private.
Someone who can enjoy a night doing nothing. Someone who can enjoy doing things impromptu and being strange.

>Not looking for
Sex pests

>Tag
minimal.bleu

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xD

>>34907820
>hey lois, this is worse than that time i went to the 18th century and got jawmogged

>>34907820
this is pretty good haha

>>34891767
No, ni loco. vs hacelo

>>34850294
25/M/PL
>desc
6'1", i am not ugly (i think), blonde hair blue eyes, slavic as far as i know. partially balding with some minor teeth problems too and i hope that isn't completely off-putting.
>bio
i am painfully honest, i have rules and morals i stand by firmly but that doesn't stop me from being an open-minded person. i'm very handy with tools and like tinkering a lot, i like helping people with things they need help with too without compensation. i didn't acquire any significant wealth in my own lifetime but i think a lot about ways and opportunities in which i can acquire some and i like making connections that will give me personal gain in a long run. i have spent a few years of my life as a depressed neet at mom's but since i got a job as a handyman and my own place i only want to press forward in life and put my past behind. generally i'd say i'm standing in a good place and getting ahead but my loneliness and bad habits will kill me one day.
>interests
fixing electronics and things in general, smoking weed and listening to music/playing video games/surfing the web, making things and making technical drawings for stuff i wanna make. i like science fiction games/movies and rhytmic/ambient/harsh noise music. i also collect rare retro/vintage electronics.
>looking for
a girl that will simply want to get to know me better and i can trust. ethnicity or location isn't a barrier for me but you gotta be between 19-35 years old for obvious biological reasons. looks don't really matter too, i tend to value people's principles more than their looks or personality. i guess i'm only interested in a serious relationship since i don't see myself abandoning a partner for someone else.
>not looking for
anyone that isn't cis female for obvious biological reasons, people who want to manipulate and abuse my trust for personal gain, i don't have any standards from years of loneliness and hopelessness i had to endure and i'm not perfect myself
>contact
discord: ishankman

>>34870405
Bump, still looking

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Hey
>asl
22, m, near toronto
>decsription
Hello, I'm cool, marginally attractive, 120lbs, caucasian, in every way reasonably endowed, somewhat stylish, somewhat funny, somwhat annoying, etc.
I like all the artsy creative stuff; mostly interested in reading, writing, and songwriting.
Took a gap year, wound up almost three :0. *Oops.* I'm also going around searching for employment currently -- Gotta provide!!
I studied culinary skills, and have some experience in the field. I can cook, if that helps.
>looking for
Cute wife. Under 30 so she can bare us our posterity. She is sweet and nice, and well-put together -- not especially alternative aesthetically or regarding her lifestyle.
>not looking for
One's who don't believe in God, duggies, marxists.
>telegram
t.me/uhmokaythen

>>34906349
Do you want to join the itty bitty kitty committee?

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>>34850294
>ASL
30/M/LA(the state in the US, not the city)
>Bio
Divorced dad getting custody of all my children soon. I'm a property owning former business owner that is independently wealthy and probably going to start doing something again soon to. I'm 5'11", ~250lbs (losing the weight; have a history of fitness, I'm dropping the weight) and have sea-green eyes, a very masculine jawline and medium-length brown hair.
>Interests
Homesteading, self-sufficiency, politics, theology, natural science, history, philosophy, bushcraft, tradeskills, health and wellness, physical fitness, select sci-fi and fantasy IPs when the nerdy itch feels the need to be scratched.
>Looking For
A woman to be a mother to my children, first and foremost. If you don't have maternal instincts or can't display them to me or any ability to actually be self-disciplined enough to be a mother then don't waste me or my sons' time. I want a female who is capable and able to be a real partner to me, not just someone I have great intimate chemistry and connections with but someone who is really able to motivate and get things done with me, who will work with me and actually shares my goals and values in terms of family and how things ought to be but is also willing to but the work in to make it happen.
>Not Looking For
Non-Whites, Gays, avidly Left-wing people, women with kids of their own already - if you're open to more we can talk about that. I really don't have a strict like, "type," you might say. Let's talk and figure out if we click or not - what've you got to lose?
>Where do you Plan on being in the Future?
Getting my life back on track, building my businesses and getting a proper homestead going to pass on to my sons, hopefully happily married to someone who's an actual partner and not a ball-and-chain that drags me down. Maybe I'll get back into religion again, too - but I really don't know at this point.
>Contact
Discord: not_a_scalie

Has any thread like this ever worked?

>>34856028
Consider: >>34914801

>>34917042
OP here, working pretty good for me but we'll see

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Still looking for a serious open marriage! I'm too hypersexual and flirt with everyone to be monogamous.

Discord tag is fluffyfloppyEars since discord keeps limiting me or banning me and flagging me as spam

I want weebs and men to add me.

Long distance is okay! Just be in the united states or Canada.

I'm severely autistic so don't reach out if you think you're too good to "fix" me.

I'm fat but I wanna be normal weight again. Don't add me if you're a feeder. I want to be healthy again and have a flat belly like I did when I was younger.

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>ASL
27/M/USA
>About
Graduate student in a STEM field. I enjoy spending my free time on physical training, martial arts, spiritual practices, music (I play guitar and piano), reading (materials regarding my personal interests rather than literary canon, mostly), anime, and the occasional video game. I am socially and politically traditionalist.
>Looking For
A white woman between 18 and 27 with which to pursue a long-term relationship, and eventually, marriage. I would ultimately like to lead a quiet, rural life as far outside the digital panopticon as is feasible, raising a family together as well as animals and crops—the closer to self-sufficiency, the better.
>Not Looking For
Men, ran-through women, nonwhites, LGBT individuals, severe mental illness, drug or alcohol abuse, overly political/argumentative.
>Discord
18thdivision

>ASL
29, M, New York State
>About you
6'0, White, average build, dark hair & facial hair.
Army vet from the southeast turned uni student, studying economics cause why not. 4chan oldfag, lowkey weeb who hates other weebs, do a little gym and cardio to keep myself from dying.
>Looking for
Bio Fs within reasonable distance of NY state (including Toronto area). This part of the country seems dead as fuck, surprisingly.
>contact
Discord: recoveringshitbag

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24, f, originally Swedish but residing in Germany right now for a few months

I’m tall, blonde, blue eyes, interested in politics (leaning toward right), european history, i like trying new dishes/recipes, i have instagram (mostly to follow recipes, makeup, fashion, hairstyles and stuff like that) so i dont really post and i dont have any family or friends added. No snap tho. Im not religious but i value the traditional gender roles and patriarchal values.

> looking for
A white male. Any country would do. But my weak spot is really towards germans,nordic, Dutch, british, slavic and Americans. Between 20-40 years. i want a lifelong partner (aka a husband) that i can meetup with irl. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. We can call or face time whatwver you want.
Someone thats a naturally leader, who loves taking in control, making decisions, dominant (sexually and emotionally), possesive, kinda jealous, some kind of toxicity. Like yes baby punish me for looking 0.01 seconds too lomg to that guy. Tell me off that i cant wear that or say this or that. I wanna be managed, controlled, taking care of. As well as in bed but also in daily life

> not looking for
Non-whites, muslims, jews, liberals, leftists, females, polygamists, anyone not looking for a serious relationship leading to marriage,

Discord is: justsomeonee2001

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>>34921908
fuck off whore

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>>34921908
>>34921915
most likely catfish anyways but heyho

>>34921915
Shitt hahah fuck

>>34921917
Leave me alone i changed :’)

>>34921922
>>34921919
gtfo my board catfish scammer ranjeet

>>34921926
Get a life weirdo

>>34921930
get a new account i'll spam your archive posts every chance i'll get you gay fuck. don't you think it's gay to write sexually with men? even when you're pathetically tryna get money out of them?

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>>34921930
>>34921922
>>34921919
>>34921908

hahaha man you don't understand this site, do you? same id as the other post

>>34921935
Sure whatever, just leave me alone, wtf is wrong with you

>>34921944
what do you mean? I indeed dont understand this site that mych

>>34921955
>>34921944
>>34921908

nigger you're a guy looking to scam poor idiots out of their money or get blackmail material from them. you better get cancer and die cuz one day you'll take a crowbar to the head and worse you pathetic 3rd world faggot

>>34921959
lol ok, let's play it like that. get new disc accounts, i'll track these and the names you change to

>>34921964
Honestly, GOAT.

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>>34850294
>>ASL
26 mtf bi quebec canada
>>Describe/About Yourself
5'9 slightly overweight (normally not) beautiful transgender lady. my friends tell me i have big boobs & butt. im unfortunately traumatised to the point im legally disabled. i want a big house in a semi-rural place close enough to the city that we can still go to the theatre or opera or ballet regularly. at the moment i am quite depressed but my heart still YEARNS
>>Hobbies/Interests
i love culture, reading: classics, marxist theory, and history. i like cross-stitching. i love my friends. i listen to a lot of different music. i have a little modded minecraft server. i like the outdoors and when i own a place i want to garden a lot and perhaps keep a few animals
>>Looking for
someone dominant, calm, taller than me, and intelligent
>>Not looking for
people outside the east coast, i would like to meet up quite quickly. i dont want someone to ruin my life. pls do not message me wanting to suck my p*nis.
>>Tags & socials
discodancer_

>>34921959
>>34921955
filthy indian jeet fuck, nobody likes you brown filth, quit trying to scam people, you're too fucking retarded to do it you subhuman faggot

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>>34919622

>checks archive

>it's fucking chickn

RED ALERT

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>>34922480
I posted in previous posts that my new discord tag is fluffyfloppyEars, I wasn't trying to hide my identity.

And I'm just looking for marriage like everyone else is, if you care so much then tell 4channers not to talk to me.

>ASL
26/M/US (can travel)
>LOOKING FOR
A cute gf for long-term dating, maybe something serious eventually. Someone chill to chat with daily, play games together, watch stuff, and see where it goes. Bonus if you're down for voice calls or meeting irl later. Also super rich(and mentally ill)
>INTERESTS
Video games, movies (sci-fi, horror,), music, cooking random shit, going for walks or just vibing at home. Pretty laid back and like deep talks too.
>about me
6'4, i go to the gym semi often
>NOT INTO
Drama queens, ghosters, people who only want attention/validation, heavy party/club scene, or anyone under 18/way older than me. hookups. Whores

>discord
be740

>ASL
34/F/bongladesh (and I'd like to stay here)
>Description
5'10'', highly melanated, introverted but not a homebody, would say I have above-average openness, autistic (professionally diagnosed - got the frog book stories and everything), have got a medical cannabis prescription mainly for dealing with feeling spent after wearing a "human suit."
>What you want out of a spouse
Millennial untouched knight with Uncle Iroh energy that understands and cherishes my essence. Down for exploring the strange side of life together. We "Yes, and..." through life together. Will give me his heart, soul, surname, DNA, remaining fries, and all the rest. Not put off by my dark-ish family lore. We make a constant effort to keep wooing each other even 30+ years down the line.
>Where you are in your life
Still living with family but I want that to change by the end of this year. I'm a programmer but a few years ago I was able to ditch codemonkey life and land a job that involves a lot of playfulness + curiosity and even though I don't earn a lot I can't see myself going back to a "normal" career. That plus my powerlifting club and having music events to look forward to are pretty much the only things keeping me sane right now.
>Where you hope to be in the future
Getting to a bench that's >= body weight and having a snu-snu body, having more money, being less fat, finding my niche in my new career direction, creating lots of comfy family memories, making sure any offspring I may or may not have don't look at me or their father and think adulthood has to be a miserable and boring Groundhog Day loop, creating a life filled with awe and mystery and astonishment, having a garden that makes you think a fairy might pop out at any moment, having a home that feels like our own little heaven, having a homelab setup and a bunch of IoT projects around.
>Contact
fling-cover-ribbon@duck.com

>>34922480
qrd?

>>34900856
>>34900892
I'd say it's more of a weird catch-22. 4chan isn't necessarily a bad place to meet people, per se. People can occasionally be decent on this website and lifting the veil of anon makes people act more honest, but /soc/, threads like these and especially women (or "women") who advertise themselves are increasingly dangerously garbage people in all likelihood. If you somehow fished a partner off of a slower, interest focused board like /tg/ or something they'd probably be an overall decent person. /soc/ is just specific in that it's a cesspool since it's a red board focused on meetups and shit; and we're past the point where the third world has gotten access to smartphones and widespread internet.

Speaking of, throwing my hat in the ring couldn't hurt.

>ASL
28, M, RI, USA
>description
6'2", glasses, blonde hair, 220 lbs/~100kg; working on losing weight.
>Bio
Recently hired EMT, going to school to become a paramedic in the summer, planning on becoming an RN within the ~5 years or so.
>Interests
Love cooking and baking, amateur writer, tabletop gaming, full time weeb. Casual interest in history and science.
>Looking for
White cis woman between 21-28. Willing to do long distance. Wants children.
>Not looking for
Someone who's looking for an "open" relationship, doesn't want children.
>Contact
disc:LadyErisXII

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>>34850294
This sounds insane like those newspaper husband ads from the 50s but at this point I'm willing to give it a try

>ASL
28M, (EU)Northern Italy

>About you/Hobbies/Interests

I'm hyperromantic and an idealist at heart. I'm a virgin and I see it as a value. Last year I fell in love for the first time in my life, that girl clicked with me in a way no one else ever did and she shook my world, but she also led me on and broke my heart. I feel quite hopeless right now and I'm looking to find that kind of connection again, even if it feels like a fool's errand. I'm trying to find ways to live again.

Other than that, I work in a museum and with schools I'm also trying to get a few certifications and I'm writing a historical biography for a publisher on the side. I've recently picked up MMA as a coping mechanism and I hit the gym thrice a week to become the better version of myself. I collect military stuff, do metal detecting and sword fencing, I also hike a lot.

Some of my interests are military history, wargames, model building, militaria collecting, specific niche anime (I particularly love Girls und Panzer but I'm not a a big anime watcher otherwise), sword fencing, gaming (operational strategy, wargames and games which could pass as a training simulation for officers)

> Looking for

A girl, possibly younger, possibly from the EU or UK, to see if we can hit it off.
Someone who can match my vibe: military and/or history nerds, fellow autists, someone who sees the value in virginity and maybe is one herself.
I date to marry and have a family and I totally wholeheartedly believe in love.

>Not looking for

non-whites, lgbtqwertyuiop, people diametrically opposite to my values and conception of life, people who'd add you only for small chat then ghost you for no reason; nothing more than that, I'm actually pretty open so come to say hi.

>Contact

Discord: flvffinvicta

>>34886092
bump

>ASL
20/M/northeast USA
>about
i really dont know what to say about myself personality-wise. i talk more than anybody else when im with people i like, and dont care to talk much at all otherwise. im very patient with people, dont get annoyed easily. i enjoy spending time with people i like more than anything else, by far. almost everybody i know thinks im autistic, but ive never been to a therapist or anything for a diagnosis
im 5'7, white, have long light brown hair, dark brown eyes, and a decent build. also, im christian, and i have a job & go to college
i like cooking, fishing, and sometimes playing games or watching anime/tv
>looking for
a white christian girl around my age that wants to eventually get married and have kids.
it'd be nice if you live on or somewhat near the east coast(of america)
also, i usually get along alot better with social outcast/loser or loner types, so we might not get along well if you aren't like that
>not looking for
not christian
bipolar personality
fat or not white(i dont care what you look like aside from these 2 things)
not a virgin
troon
also, men ofc
>contact
sanctrm5 on discord

>a/s/l
21/F/SA
Fair skin, thin. I can share a photo once we are talking.
>about me
Not feeling like the most optimistic person in here but at least the intention of the first contact being something concrete makes me content. I’m a university student in a philosophy related field and I study societal pathologies. I have a serene personality but I’m still very sensitive. I’m a huge idealist, a true lover. I love reading, writing, painting and singing. I can speak 3 languages fluently and soon it will be 4. I love animals and being surrounded by nature.
I’ve got a lot of friends and a good relationship with my parents and family in general. They say I’m kind and that I have a good soul. I am also very sociable, even if rather introverted when I’m in a group, and I love to talk. Long conversations reflecting about aspects of life that we might find worth discussing while we take a walk would sound like heaven to me.
>looking for
A white man between 25-36 years old.
Please be attentive and also driven to intellectuality. I like gentlemen, please be one.
open to reallocate
>not looking for
Non white, fat, men under 1.75cm (I am a little tall), beards, LGBTs
>contact
applesandpears3

>>34850294
36/M/USA East Coast

>Me
5'5. White. Working as an hourly manager in the rat race of life. Trying to get my shit together and go to law school because I discovered I have a passion for it late in my life. It's my, "job you enjoy so much would never be like you're working" cliche. Not too much outside the normal anon deviation. I'm a massive weeb. I like videogames,anime,pro wrestling, and science fiction. My non terminally online hobbies are outdoorsman boomer conservative stuff like hunting and falconry. I align conservative but am a libertarian at heart. Duality of man level political range on issues. To sum it up in a statement, I think the 2nd amendment means I can own machine guns and that Dobbs, the case overturning Roe V Wade, was wrongly decided. I don't know if I'm "on the spectrum", or whatnot but I'll definitely say I'm not a normie. I hate the phrase neurodivergent because it's overused by people but that is accurate to describe me. Introvert extreme but I do like to socialize if the situation is right. I just don't like socializing for the sake of it. I enjoy doing stuff with people if I like the activities. I'd never just go to a bar for the sake of it, but I might go to one if a sporting event I was interested in is playing on TV probably the most boomer normie thing I'd do. Oh and I'm a massive pokemon fan.

>Looking for
At this point in my life I want a wife and possibly kids. I am at an age where it's now or never.

>Her
I'd like a girl who is into nerdy hobbies. 22-33 age range. Race doesn't matter to me. This is going to sound incredibly shallow and I am self aware to understand how this comes off but it's just what I'm really attracted to, like literal fetish level attraction, I really am into women with massive boobs. I am putting this out there because it would be a waste of time to talk to anyone else. Probably is going to self filter from any femanons but thought I'd put it out there. I'd also like a woman who is an introvert.

>>34929919
Discord:pikasenpaiz

>>34928695
Word choice leans a little pretentious but you seem alright, SA sounds sketchy though

>>34850373
Discord doesn't work

>>34914801
So you want a cuck? What self respecting female wants to take care of some other woman's kids? Holy delusional. And I'd say the same thing if you were a single mom.