>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid arrangements, but primarily seeking long term BDSM style engagements, with those either looking to be trained, or with some degree of prior experience, open to discussing alternatives depending on the individual. Being autistic is a plus.

Also happy to put someone up for a week or a few nights if you just need to get away.

Being an animal lover is required, we won't get along if you're allergic to the cat.

Contact ~ untoldpossibilities_76400

>>34912653
>Haven't seen one of these in a while
Is everybody making an aan thread forced to include writing this in the OP?

>>34912653
Use the catalog retard, there's one up already. Hitting ctrl+f must be some elite hacker shit to you tourists

27 M uk (Scotland)

Seeking genuine and meaningful connection perfectly fine with ldr.

About me: im 27 im 6ft4 short to medium dark hair. My main hobby is video games pc( overwatch, league of legends, valorant, runescape, rocket league and more im forgetting) i also enjoy walks in the country side and looking at animals you see in the way. Other thi is is i enjoy good old english pool and I lift weights semi regularly. If I have left anything out that youd want to know please ask in dms.

Prefrences: mtf and femboys are welcome. Im looking for a gamer too and I hope we have games in common or.im not sure what we would do together. As far as looks go its not a priority but it obviously does matter as well.

Conclusion: let's chat and see how things go hopefully play some.games and get to know eeachother. Im only wanting people that are serious about having a real connection.
Please feel free to send your looking for post to me or write a introduction thank you

Discord meowinging

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>asl
38/m/us
>interests
silent hill 2, serial experiments lain, purple rain, earthbound, pokemon mystery dungeon, metal gear solid, neon genesis evangelion, blade runner, flcl, tetsuo: the iron man, yume nikki
>other
tyler, the creator, madvillain, death grips, portishead, aphex twin, boards of canada, burial, j dilla, outkast, flying lotus, run the jewels
>looking for
album recs: instrumental hip hop, idm, downtempo, electronic, ambient, abstract hip hop, experimental hip hop, nu jazz, boom bap, indietronica, conscious hip hop
>not looking for
vc, servers, groups, any people without some reference to know which albums you have already heard/liked (spotify, last.fm, rym, topster, etc.)
>discord
rem.lin

>>34912752

Post a link to it smartass, I don't see it anywhere in the catalog

>>34913442
I assume he means the shut in general which is not the same

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28 cisfem South California

Looking for someone I can meet in person and move in with. long distance is fine as long as it's a reasonable distance (I flew to Pennsylvania once) so East coast u.s is fine and so is Canada.

I'm chickn so don't reach out if you hate me

My contact is chickn3@proton.me

I won't send photos of my face since 4chan tends to dox me just know I'm fat and unattractive

Romance is fine or a platonic arrangement is fine too. I just need actual help due to private reasons I can't share in public.

>>34913515

Bro everyone hates you gtfo my thread

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>Status:
Not a neet — need a place to stay

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Early 20s, male, straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Maryland — no

>Looking for: I have a decent paying job, my current life situation requires me to leave this state soon, I need to save up to find a place elsewhere ~5-12 months

Open to paying you to stay at your place as long as i can leave and come wherever i want, i just can’t stay at my current house for very long, i am planning to sell off all my thing and break the lease next week.

In addition, i can cook and clean, help you with any computer related issues, and do basic work on your car.(oil, belts, brakes, bulbs, etc.)

i am a registered banker, i an licensed to give sound financial advice should it be needed at any point.

i am anorexic and do not eat very much, i am incredibly low maintenance and will never bother you.

I will limit myself to 7 boxes of things (medium size) to prevent clutter.

I can sleep in a couch or on the floor, i don’t care.

Contact ~ kyu7747_51915

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>>34913555
I met one long term loyal friend from 4chan that I trust. Just because 99 percent of people on 4chan hate me doesn't mean everyone hates me.

And you don't own 4chan, I will keep posting until I find what I need.

>>34913442
>>34885412

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>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
I am a 24 year old male looking to provide. I am straight and looking exclusively for women.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am in the 321 area code, close to central Florida.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I am looking to provide. I have recently moved in to a 2 bed 2 bath apartment and have found myself feeling lonely. I would like some company and would be willing to feed and support you. The situation would be friends or roommates, optionally and infrequently with benefits if that's fine by you. All I ask of you is that you be gentle and supportive.

anything else you wanna add: about yourself or likes/dislikes
If youre interested we can chat privately but surface level stuff i am a recent college graduate that works from home and cat owner, pic rel
discord: dunerider. (with the period)

>>34913623

Sent an add, you can move in right away

>>34913645

I don't associate with bigamous degenerates. This is an AAN thread for humans.

Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 20s, Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern US, willing to pay for relocation with me but will require verification.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

considering maid arrangements, since i primarily need someone to keep house clean because i travel for work but willing to make someone a housewife depending on if we mesh

>not looking for
Since im looking for someons to keep the place clean no one lazy

>about me
Work an unusual schedule and have to be away from home a couple days to a week at a time with lots of free time, into the outdoors, video games and learning new hobbies or skills mostly diy.

>Intrests
Currently big into post punk and hard techno so plan on going to a couple shows, gym, cooking, metalwork, graphic design.

>Contact:

Discord: Desertshrew

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>>34912653
>status
Provider
>ASL
30/M/LA(the state, not the city in Cali)
>willing to relocate
Not really. Maybe in the future; I'm willing to help a prospective partner relocate though.
>looking for
A partner who is fine with being a stepmother to my children, gonna be upfront and honest about it. I'm getting full custody of all my kids soon and recovering from a divorce. I'm seeking a woman who is fine with that; it's not the entire basis of the relationship, but that's the most important thing to know. If you're not OK with that, steer clear. Someone who has my same values regarding family. Someone who is personally stable and of sound mind and healthy.
>not looking for
Gay men. Virulently left-wing people. LGBT+ anything. If you're biologically a woman and you were born that way, I can make an exception. People with zero maternal instincts or experience with kids. Would prefer a woman without her own kids. If you're not open to more, that's something we can talk about.
>about me
5'11", ~250lbs (losing the weight) white man. Sea Green-Blue eyes, medium-length brown hair. Usually cleanshaven, maybe a goatee at most. Independently wealthy tradesman and all-around Southern stereotype. Very health and politically conscientious. Generally an old soul and an aspiring self-sufficiency guy.
>interests
Politics, history, art, cooking, woodworking, bushcraft, homesteading, theology, philosophy, fishing, hunting, trapping, vintage/retro music, self-improvement
>contact information
Discord: not_a_scalie

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>ASL
28 M Canada BC
>About You
Lifelong autismo hikkineet. Standard consumerist hobbies, anime, video games, linux. Sometimes I try to motivate myself to follow some beginner drawing exercises before quickly falling out of the practice within a few days. Started trying to read novels before falling asleep over the last few months in a vain attempt at pretending to have interests outside of scrolling the internet.

Used to be a big [spoiler]WoW[/spoiler] degenerate. Now I mostly just play TF2. Though I have a variety of experience with genres and games so I can try to talk about most things.
>Looking For
Friend request dopamine, banter, normal conversations, cute gondola's and apu's, co-op vidya memes, job offers, blogposting, escapism, whatever other novelties
>Contact
Discord:
waowee
Meme that no one uses:
@w3wew:matrix.org

Status: NEET
Sex, Age, Sexuality: mtf, 20, bi
Location: St Paul, Minnesota. willing to relocate.
Looking for: im looking for someone who wants me to move in with them. i can do chores and embrace housewife or whatever i guess. worried about finding secure housing because im currently unemployed. i wanna get better and find someone that makes me happy.
Extra info: maybe you can fix her(me). i enjoy playing video games and weed and consuming media, i like practicing my guitar or fooling around with whatever tech stuff i have like my raspberry pi or a Linux distro. im not able to pass as a girl i think, haven't done any voice training and have no experience with makeup other than lipstick or painting my nails.
contact: kalonSignal on discord

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>ASL
22/Gay M/TX
>looking for
A provider thats willing to make me their live in bf, also help me transition into a girl.
>not looking for
Scammers, Ghosters, Straights
>Role
NEET
>Orientation
Gay
>Discord
vagrant555

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>ASL
32M east coast
>looking for
Live in gf, a girl in her 20s who wants to be provided for. NEETs and girl failures preferred.
>not looking for
Men
>about me
White gymbro with a house and stable career. I want to share it with the right girl.
>interests
Fitness, reading, technology
>contact information
lordofthewhey

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>Status
Provider

>A/S/L
late 30's Male, Straight white dude, Texas

>What are you looking for
Bio f only, live in maid, fwb, gf

>More about you
Just a lonely dude. pretty normy outside of lurking 4chan. I enjoy gaming (especially co op) and anime in my spare time and a few beers on the weekend. Pretty much a homebody outside of going to a con or visiting frens. My camera has called to me recently and I'm getting into learning photography (I really enjoy sharing nature / scenery pictures I've taken). I'm brown hair, teal eyes, and a bit overweight but have home gym equipment and im working on building a little muscle and walking when the weather is good. I enjoy cooking and especially some spicy mexican recipes. Estate sales have helped me upgrade my kitchen and remove plastic stuff c:. I've got a work from home job and too much time on my hands id rather spend with someone special.

holy shit i hate these captchas lol

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, unable to function in society levels of mental illness

>Contact
Disc: vidyaandfinedining_43075
Proton mail: vidyaandfinedining@protonmail.com

>>34917162
My contact is for discord, I copied the prompt and didn't change it

>discord
lordofthewhey

>>34913644

You are legitimately so indignantly motherfucking annoying that I absolutely cannot wait until the day I never see your stupid fucking name posted again. Holy motherfucking shit dude. Ive been around Chan since 2004 and you may very well be the most annoying fucking faggot Ive ever come across

Just FUCK OFF

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>ASL
41/M/USA
>bio
Midwestern home owner, tech for work and play. White, fit, glasses, look youthful and take care of myself.
>bidya
RPGs, logic, rhythm games with crazy controllers, gf-core narrative/co-op games when I have a gf, Civ, unc slop (platformers/bullet hell/boomshoots)
>media
Dark/strange indie/horror; Mandy, Being John Malkovich, The Substance, The Greasy Strangler, anything 'lynchian.' EDM/IDM, shoegaze, industrial, grunge, triphop. Lolcow content like MATI and Kino Casino. Get in the mood for pseud' now and then and will read through a Dosto book or something out there like House of Leaves
>looking for
Petite; I want to buy you cute private-time clothes and carry you up the stairs. Able and willing to meet. Breeding kink, but I've had a vasectomy -- don't actually want kids, prefer my gf/wife to be the daughter figure. 18-29yo preferred but flexible on older. Someone to watch movies, play through cheesy indie games, listen to music on my fancy home theater setup, and take walks with. Allowance debatable if you're living here, bills/groceries would be taken care of at the least. Be a better cook than me, please.
>not looking for
Whores, troons, underage b&s. Not giving you anything unless we're dating.
>discord
arcanine_unc

>>34917458
someone should meet up with her and do the needful and take one for the team

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>Status
Semi-Provider. I can cover rent and have a futon. Small space though.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
36, Cis Male, Pansexual

>About Yourself
I’m a 6’3 195 nerdy white guy who’s into Anime/Manga, Vidya, Magic the Gathering, PC Building, Movies, Baseball/Football, and Gundam models. I work full time at a big retailer and consider myself a progressive leftist.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
I’m located in Oregon and am possibly willing to relocate to elsewhere on the west coast

>Looking for
Femme guys, trans women, or cis women to be a live in maid, roommate/friend with benefits, and/or short term partner that can potentially lead to something long term. Need to be nerdy, able and willing to communicate, help out with chores, wanting to explore sexually, and not be a bigot/racist

>Anything else you would like to add
Communication is super important to me. I want you to feel like you can always talk to me and tell me if something isn’t working. Tell me about your fave hobby to show you’ve read the whole post

>Contact
Discord raikou6820

>ASL
26/M/US (can travel)
>LOOKING FOR
A cute gf for long-term dating, maybe something serious eventually. Someone chill to chat with daily, play games together, watch stuff, and see where it goes. Bonus if you're down for voice calls or meeting irl later. Also super rich(and mentally ill)
>INTERESTS
Video games, movies (sci-fi, horror,), music, cooking random shit, going for walks or just vibing at home. Pretty laid back and like deep talks too.
>about me
6'4, i go to the gym semi often
>NOT INTO
Drama queens, ghosters, people who only want attention/validation, heavy party/club scene, or anyone under 18/way older than me. hookups. Whores . !

>discord
be740

M/32/Straight

I hate Israhell and oppose everything jewish and israeli but unfortunately rolled bad birth rng. I want out.

Anyone who wants a nerd intellectual companion/friend and can house a roommate. I'm not a bum and would like to find legal work or do my own remote work if possible. There's a lot of lonely guys on this website, a mutually beneficial relationship can help us both.

@haeliancomplex telegram