cant believe there isnt a thread for us sentinelese
straight/22M/im on the northern side of the village close to the prayer hutdrop your info and we'll meet up
m/24/eastern coastwork as a coconut collector barely making by, some of my hobbies are spear crafting and collecting pretty shellswould love to meet a nice girl and make her a pretty necklace from all of the best shells I've found :)
straight 23 m from the south, by the outer left peninsula just here by the sea, looking to plow some coconuts and booty by the sunsethmu bebi gurl
Kill outsidersImpale outsiders on spearsClub outsiders to death with rocksTurn outsiders into pincushions for arrowsCrack an outsiders head open and let his brain leak out onto the sandStrap outsiders to trees and let the seagulls have their way with themTurn outsiders into minced meat and feed it to the fishesStack the shores of our island with the bodies of outsiders until they form a wall keeping out anymore outsiders
can i come visit?
>>34968902>>34968844
>>3496879618f/northern sideMy husband recently died from a wild boar hunting gone wrong. Looking for someone to fill the void that he left open. Sick of all these men wanting me to go out and hunt fish for them. Must be willing to provide for me and my aging parents
>>34968902if female yes, population is low up north
>>34968915fishing is the only way to make a living here for the average sentinelese man, this is why female population low, all they want are the spearmakers and shamans
>>34968796Amen
>>34968796M/36/southeastern shoreI'm the family elder, just buried my 4th wife (she was my granddaughter btw), am looking for the 5thAnyone interested can contact me through smoke signals
21m (yeah i'm unc what of it)/wooded central hilloffering 3 boars tusk necklaces to whoever can kill and bring me the head of the crazy guy that keeps leaving petroglyphs seeking a wife to paint young girls on the walls of his dwelling. i can't take it anymore this used to be a different island
20FI've been widowed from my husband getting speared by Dauwacho-m'goko-chinai over a dispute regarding pork rinds. I seek a midwife to help me birthe my 7th child and perhaps a new pottery circle to make some stylish new earthenwareSend some bird calls if you are available
M/37/Big Big HutGreat great grandfather here, I'm related to all of you and it's disappointing to see the depths you have descended to, ancestors disappointedAnyway need young freak in my hut tonight for shaka shaka, I have magic herbs
27/F/Isolated hutMy husband disappeared and I need a replacement before it's too late for me as an elder. Please come visit, I'm lonely, I will bake you mud cookies. I'm somewhere in the northwest, you'll know my hut when you see it. Hurry xoxo
M/26/USAHave yall heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Anyone know if the cargo ship on the reef has any goodies left to scavenge? Wife says the chief forbids going there, but I don't know, I think she just doesn't like me going out of the hut for too long.
>>34971494Free BBQ at my placeBring only booze, meat was provided by a generous fella named HELP OH GOD IT HURTS
>>34968816bump
can't have shit in sentinel island
why are there so many fucking californians moving here?
OHHHH YAI-YOCIRCUMSIZE DEE WEEMON
>>34976524more meat washes up on sea, keep them coming the big festival is soon and we need more
>>34969941BumpI'm not picky, I'll take widowed hags older than 15
93MElder here looking for someone to take over from me when I die. Must be willing to sacrifice live animals
anyone got any Diet Coke?
>>34976063Imagine if he succeeded. Get the whole tribe hooked on artificial sweeteners. It would be the most life changing thing they ever consumed and once it's gone that would be it. Then they launch an expedition off the island to get more of it.
Sentinelese only discordhttps://discord.gg/d8ujYVsKc
We hate sentinel island, total sentigger death, total little saint james island victoryhttps://discord.gg/59UvMvjzZY
23/m/big treeLooking for some white boys to kill and eat for lunch
bumpppppppp
23/ M / Ship WreckMy wife died due to drinking Diet Coke and the fish are not getting it done for me. Any females within the vicinity please respond to my smoke signal
>>34983265BumpIf my balls get any bluer I'll become a mandrill
>>34998603>>34998972a funny thread ruined by serverniggers once again.
27m location not important looking for cute girls who want to have fun, can invite you to my cave if ur chillnot tryna have any offspring (the cave is small only room for two people + my vast collection of wood carvings in the shape of fit young women)I like chilling, looking for someone who also wants to watch sunset and chill
>>35020436Oh i forgot, if u wanna hmu write a message in the sand by boob shaped rock south westDo it after darkI don’t want the elders up in our fucking business
