Lets get a DMV thread up.Template if you want to use it: >Sex/Age>Description of yourself>Looking for>Contact info
I'll go ahead make the first post.>Sex/AgeM 30s>Description of yourselfWhite guy. I'm a professional in decent shape. Workout regularly. Won't get mad at you or start talking shit.>Looking forI'm looking for a girl to chat with. Send a few regular photos. Down to meet up but not required. >Contact infoSnapchat: David6559
35 maleWhite daddy dom looking for younger girls who need an older man in their life. Sexually and nonsexually. Open to various dynamics. Can be nice or mean or flip between the two, but I prefer to praise good girls and give them rewards and head pats. Prefer someone local to northern Virginia who can meet up but open to long distance too. PS Bella you should add me again. I guess you got cold feet I think you'll have fun ;) Discord : bwcnovadaddy90
20 F kik ddywants2usemeHopeless romantic with a dirty mind, seeking a long term sex partner.. Im not into GOONERS, i need a serious guy to be a daddy.. Be gentle with me,Be sweet and kind,Oh HELL!!Who am I kidding?Flip me over,Ride my ass,And pull my hair!!!https://soundgasm.net/u/Ashash21/Hear-me-masturbating-moaning-and-squirting
>ASL27/M/US (Virginia)>About me (Physically)White, brown hair, 5'9/177 cm tall, dad bod (210 lbs/95.2 kg), beard that I usually shave but am considering letting grow out>About me (Personality)Gamer (really into Project Moon games), love movies/shows (especially horror but am down to watch anything), love animals and nature in general, love music (mostly metal), might be autistic (haven't been tested but I have my suspicions), bit of a hopeless romantic, surreal/chronically online sense of humor, >About me (NSFW)Switch, very much a service top, love eating ass/pussy, love exploring new things and trying out new experiences with someone I mutually trust and care for, love porn and hentai and sharing/appreciating it together, into furry/anthro stuff but not exclusively (I don't own a fursuit or anything lol), if it has tits or a big ass I'm 99% of the time into it.>Looking forWoman to hopefully start a relationship with, preferably cis F, white, age 18-30, nearby or open to long distance (I can relocate or you can down the road, I'm happy to work out the details if we click).In terms of personality I'd love to meet someone open to explore sexuality and willing to experiment and try new things with me (within reason, of course). I really value honesty and a good communication skills. I'd love to get to a point where I can support you completely financially, and you can just spend all your time doing whatever you like, whether that be gaming, sleeping, just whatever you feel like. For whatever reason I'm also really into girls who drink, smoke weed/vape, do drugs, etc. although this is by no means a requirement. I 100% feel that relationships involve a give and take, so if some of these don't apply to you, no worries!>Not intoMen, trans (sorry just not for me), sellers, bots, time wasters>Discordslenderius
20+ F VAdon’t know anyone in the area yet and would like to change itrespond with ur contact (discord)
>Sex/AgeM/28>Description of yourselfWhite, fit, brown hair, brown eyes. I work downtown at a three letter agency. >Looking forI am offering a very simple trade. I've suffered some enormous self inflicted calamities this year. I would like to go on a mini-road trip as an act of emotional catharsis but I don't want to do it alone. We wouldn't go too far. You'd get: a road trip to the nearest buc-ee's, whatever we might want to get there and lunch/dinner. I get: your presence.We can discuss more to build trust but all I'm asking is that you be a pretty girl (biological) and nice. You have to be nice. If you don't clear this low bar, please save us both the time and trouble.>Contact infothomasin0439
sigh. no one worth adding here yet again
>>34981450Zyme12, NOVA
>>34982288Good thing no one is forcing you to add them.
>ASL19/M/PG County>DescriptionTall-ish, broad-shouldered, long hair, grey eyes. My hair is naturally blond and quite fluffy, it's dyed grey right now. I'm goth, and I do listen to the music as well. I listen to all sorts of music actually. I read a lot of fiction, lots of non-fiction too but nothing particularly interesting to talk about. Diverse taste in movies and shows, I love photography, and I'm reasonably outdoorsy.>Looking forAn in-the-flesh friend (of any type), romance (open to most types),somebody to hunt aliens and cryptids with me for sure!>Not looking forSickos, cuz fuck sickos doods>ContactsDiscord - pharaonichomunculusI don't really have social media sorry
>>3498145023Mrascencat
>>34980846bump, also open to good little femboys who need a daddy.
does anyone normal exist?
>>34985059i really don't think so. it's quite depressing
>>34985059Normal people don't exist, you just have to find people who are weird but tolerable
Looking for man or hot daddy who have big dick that want a creamy tight pussy to play with whenever they need it. Use me like a dildo or toy until your satisfied I'll prepare big dick who can stretch my pussy Telegram @Ritch16
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>>3498145031m from northern va. Hopefully thats where youre fromDisc: GordonDOV
>>34985082I just want either normal male friends that aren't gay or a woman that isn't a megabitch. It seems both are impossible no matter how much you try.
>>3498072830s Male Bmore areaI'm bored and just looking for people to chat to. Would be nice if some are nearer than most 4chan folks I talk to.Discord: ord994>>34987230I know this is 4chan, but for some reason whenever this thread gets posted it's majority posts like this. Bleek and makes me jealous of the other geo threads that don't get horny spam then die.
>>34987230I'm not gay but you're gonna have to hunt aliens with me in the woods and listen to Dalida in the car>>34987758We live in the gullet of the global hegemon, I don't know that there's much beyond debauchery and desolation to be found here
Am horny looking for fuck buddy hereF/20 asian pussy hereTelegram @Ritch16
>>34987230I mean to be fair you are look on 4chan
>>34988179Fair point>>34988281There are a lot of decent people on 4chan, unfortunately not sure how many are on /soc/. [spoiler]Never used this board much till now[/spoiler] I've made friends on other boards, but most are on other continents.
>>34989022[spoiler]Spoiler doesn't even work here now I'm just sad[/spoiler]
>>34989022I met one of my very best friends on /k/, there's magic everywhere if you're willing to put up with a few goblins here and there
>>34981450Would love to chat if you are still looking.disc: moderate_rocket
>>34990172I met some of the nicest people I've ever met ever off of r9k of all places. People are more bold and more likely to have certain interests, but not overly different from everyone else.
>>34990392Friends can be found in even the strangest of places. Unfortunately, my area isn't a strange enough place to find friends. That's why we're in this thread, no?
Am horny right now can we cum on cum Telegram @Tiera16
>>3498145027/M/DCInto video games, working out, and mangaDiscord: phantomexia
Anybody really excited for crab season? I am. Also gotta get my Krag in before deer season.
>>34994231>Anybody really excited for crab seasonThanks for reminding me. I know I am. Wasn't in the mood last season due to crappy life circumstances, but this year is gonna be better
29/va/bull with a pretty BWC, looking for cucks into sharing their lady.My big cock needs some love and some sluts this morning, i’ve yet to be impressed>kik twohandsandthroat
>>34994411WE are going to enjoy the Bay's bounty kingWE are going to have a wonderful Spring and SummerHope all of you Old Line Patriots have a wonderful summer! And everybody in NoVa can get carried off by those giant mosquitos
>>34981450thebiga8
>>34995779> everybody in NoVa can get carried off by those giant mosquitosInshallah, these lands are claimed for Greater Maryland.
35 / M / DMV (I can travel anywhere within)I'm dominant, passionate, respectful of boundaries, have lots of stamina, can go multiple rounds, and vasectomy safe. Lots of interests both in and out of the bedroom. I'm kinky friendly and experienced (cnc, exhibitionism/voyeurism, impact play, bondage, edging, forced/denied orgasms, degradation/humiliation, outdoor/public play, roleplay, bull for cucks, creampies/cum play, pain play, age gap, rough sex, etc.) and also enjoy vanilla. I have pics to share before we meet.Looking for F / Couples / FtM / MtFDisc: moderate_rocket
>>3498145030 m NOVA areadc: suki6661
>>34997281Delaware? WRONG, MarylandNoVa? WRONG, irradiated wastelandBaltimore? Fuck you Baltimore!WE are imperialists, WE are Crossland Kings
Good thread. If I weren't so paranoid I'd post contact info. Have fun anons :-)
25 m novahairy cd btm. into older guys, roleplay, pics, porn etcsnap: ferda986
>sex/age27 M dmv area>descriptionI am an introverted autistic BPD/Bipolar guy. I like to think I have a personality. I like video games (Dark Souls, Metroid, Fallout 3/New Vegas, Bungie Halo, Pokémon, Resident Evil, the original Star Wars Battlefront games mainly II, Mario, Pikmin, Zelda, a lot of stuff) animals (especially sharks, crocodiles/alligators/caiman/gharials, and extinct animals like dinosaurs), professional wrestling (it sucks now I just enjoy the drama), movies and tv and music (but mostly mainstream normie shit), I like to ride my bike, smoking. People tell me I talk to much or don’t talk enough so let me know what you think pls. Also for this thread if you have a copy of Pokémon White and/or a copy of a Gen 5 Pokémon game with a lot of Pokémon let me know pls. >Looking forCool people, cute girls (not gonna beat around the bush, I would like to talk to a cute nice smart girl), smart people, someone who can mod a 3DS >Not looking forLosers, assholes, disrespectful people, political zealots (especially of the libertarian type, communist too but to a lesser degree), catfish, beggars, weirdos>Contactteh_wombat
Let's play and cum with me Telegram @Anonn19
>>35001010I can get behind this, since saying "Fuck you Baltimore" is even a very Baltimore thing to do. I know I say this at least once daily. >>35001705>the original Star Wars Battlefront games>Looking for someone who can mod a 3DSBASED
Any guys from Delaware?
>>35003428Is Philadelphia good enough?
>>35001069I would suggest somebody make a server, actually if two people respond I'll make a Discord server or a Telegram chat or something idk
>>35003428Actually yeah, I’m from around Dover. 34/MDiscord: concerning_cashew
>>35003599i would join a server if other people showed interest
>>35004062real
>>35004062>>35004164https://discord.gg/AGKhgx6TI'll count those as two responses, get in here chuds
The server >>35004223 already has mongo members, Maryland won btw
20yo m in fairfaxRelatively quiet urdu speaking punjabi urbanite. I mostly like learning about useless stuff in my free time (geology right now), but I also enjoy hiking and walking I guess. I really love drain gang though i also like edm, pop. I’m not very great at speaking but I really do enjoy listening to and about others. I’m a bit boring .I’m looking for mainly acquaintances and friends i suppose. People to do various activities and other things. Not looking for super mean people, toxic peoplediscord : draindisciple
dead thread...
>>35011492Join the server hemmy, it's poppin]That or start posting
>>35003428South jersey, if that's fine.Anyone looking for someone in jersey reply
Daddy with a Big White Cock in Northern Virginia, looking for younger girls who crave praise and positive male attention. Headpats, cuddles, and sensual love making. Can also fuck you like a dirty like slut and fill your womb up with my thick adult seed. If either or both of those sounds nice to you HMU. My discord is : bwcnovaguy90Snap is : novaguy2026
30/cd I am looking for something very specific. I want to come over to your place once every two weeks during a weekday. I want to give you handjobs, blowjobs and possibly more if you can prove you are clean. Safe play only. I will fully dress/makeup, will bring multiple outfits for changing between efforts. I will stay over at your place for awhile. You can be working from home and just take breaks to play. I will refreshen myself.Be chill, have a somewhat decent refractory period. I will make you a sandwich and do your chores if you are working. I have compersion so what you look like doesn't really matter to me except your age needs to be 25+.Gundam.wing@mail.com
>>35004223>https://discord.gg/AGKhgx6Tinvalid link/expired.
>>35003428Are there women in Delaware? I'm a shut in so I don't know the gender ratios.
>asl31/M/VA>DescriptionI travel across VA a lot for workUsed to be in NOVA more oftenAs far as hobbies go, I'm on 4chinz so most can be extrapolated I enjoy reading and writing, history and mythology. I like going to museums, would like to go to parks more if I can ever get time from work. I have guns, 'ate commiesLike most humans I enjoy music and film>Looking forFriends, gf/future-wife, hobbyists or whateverI kinda suck at responding, I'm constantly commuting and recently have had seldom opportunities to pursue my interests or talk onlineI currently owe a guy on discord a review of some writing he shared with me and feel like an ass that I haven't done so yet>Contact infoDiscord: VAROF
>>35029805https://discord.gg/xKQJavkvatry this one
