alriIt's time for the Women's World Championship, live from Dongguan Changping Snooker Centre, Dongguan, China (the home of snooker).Go on Starry Lap Yin Chan! (af)Schedule: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?event=2748Streams: https://www.youtube.com/@WPBSAPrevious: >>154518377Latest News:>Wu Yize wins the World Championship at the age of 22>Shaun Murphy gets a massive banquet to celebrate 2nd place>Joe Perry wins runner-up at the World Seniors
Alri,GWAN all the girls
Why does Snucker need a Women's World Championship?
>>154635756because otherwise no women would make enough to play professionally and there would be no qt snooker players.
>>154633393>final boss You're forgetting someone>>154635744Alri
7 of 77 players are not from Asia.The Cruce in 10 years?
>Women's World Championship>pink carpetsSasuga WPBSA. Glad to be so back.
Ruotong has a killer fringe
>tfw no Saudi Arabia Masters
looks like it's being broadcast by someone using a camphone from 2005
gwan the girls!
>>154632634>Shaun Murphy gets a massive banquet to celebrate 2nd placepic related>>154635913rare!
ez win for becca
Anime.This is me being fed by my household gnelves when I don't have time to eat because I'm watching snooker, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Saw something saying the Beeb are bringing Big Break back with Hendry as JV and Paddy Fucking McGuinness as Davidson.Jesus wept.
>>154636573Only two years into a ten year contract LMAO
Finally a real thread
>during the Men's World Championship men played 31 matches in 17 days>women played 40 matches only todayEmbarrassing.
>>154637597There must be a funny comedian somewhere who likes snooker. I bet Jon Richardson knows all the players. He's not much funnier, but at least his style is "tells jokes" first and "has a Northern accent" second, unlike Paddy McGuinness. It's like TV has a quota how where a certain percentage of programmes need to be presented by the same four comedians.
>>154638988>There must be a funny comedian somewhere who likes snooker.Tim Keybut he isn't a game show host
>>154637597A northern and a Scottish, woke nonsense as usual!
>>154639259Paddy McGuinness is a sign that a TV programme is prole fodder. They can't openly endorse Reform UK on a BBC entertainment show, but the BBC commissioning editors know those people watch TV too and they have to accommodate them. It's like all these drama series where Scousers squawk at each other. It's working-class representation, and the fact they always sound like the Jeremy Kyle Show with a bigger budget just proves that nobody at the BBC ever speaks to the cleaners in their building. I live in a rough area of Manchester, and nobody round here has a fraction of the accents that TV's so-called """normal""" people have.Yes, I am seething. Thank you for noticing.
>>154636573they better bring back the riga masters then
>>154639778almost, they'll bring back the China Open in a different city
Poor talentless Norfman :(
>>154639252He and Mark Watson (and Alex Horne, but he doesn't know anything about snooker) hosted We Need Answers which was a game show of a kind.
>>154639917Mark Watson would be good, he already does snooker related stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfJGWkIOJh8
>>154632634>Starry Lap Yin Chan! (af)she was just Starry Yin Chan before I got to her.
>>154637597i can see Ding as potentially the modern Virgo, especially now as the younger Chinese lads have taken the pressure off him. he can let his personality come out for Saturday night shenanigansimagine the bantz with him dressing up as Chinese Santa for the Christmas episode, or Chinese easter bunny for easter etc. someone says something daft and he does the eye quiver.
Table 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGMvsM-Q7UIMink is up after the current match, followed by Ng, Reanne and finally KennaTable 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3eLhmnD77kIreland's brave Ella O'Connor is playing nowYulu scheduled to play in about 4 hours
>14 players playing right now>1 of them from the UKGWAN THE GIRLS
Now, it's 16. And still 1.>Starry ChanIs there a player with a cuter name than are girl Starry-chan?>>154646007Are you still up or already up?
>>154646288>Are you still up or already up?Still up because I'm an idiot, going to bed now.
>>154646341Rest in peace.
Are any of you following pro 9/10 ball?The Predator events are actually enjoyable to watch, even the women's ones
>>154635913there are some qt pool players too, like Seo SeoaThese days, they're almost as good as the men's players except their break is less consistent, so they're not quite good enough to compete against men
>won 2/2gwan Katrina!
... home (again) (soon).
I was happy when my visit to the dentist was postponed from the WC week, but I didn't take into account the fact that the day it was postponed to would arrive sooner or later.That day is today.>>154649475>Katrina Wan, oneSounds nice.Are girls the Mink Sisters, Bai and Ng haven't lost a match yet either.
9-year-old Wan Hei Chen from Hong Kong playing in her first event. She won her first frame yesterday!
>>154650022Is a nine-year-old being good at snooker a sign of too much helicopter parenting, or not enough?
>>154650022Future goat.Looks funny how such a small kid is telling the middle-aged ref that he didn't respot the kubol properly.
>>154650228>>154650995Just you wait until that little boy (Jude, is it?) - the kid that gets dressed in a waistcoat and paraded around Ally Pally by his dad - is tall enough to reach the table. He'll be a World Champ by the time he's 10.
>>154651970>He'll be a World Champ by the time he's 10.Lmao, not a chance, are Wan will beat him in the final.
>>154651970>that little boy (Jude, is it?)Hey he won a world championship and he’s in his 30s and he is best friends with the legendary Jack Lisowski so stop patronising him
Our girls still absolutely destroying.>>154655716>he is best friends with the legendary Jack LisowskiOkay, I take that back.
>>154658806And Sunny does well, of course.
>>154660893I didn't know he was back to Q School again.
>>154637284What anime is this?
>>154663040triangle - image search - saucenao
>>154663040Following Austria's suggestion, you probably found out already that it's called Tongari Boushi no Memole.I've never watched it either, but when I saw that webm and checked, I thought it was a funny coincidence, because it's just a random obscure 40+ year old anime and right now there's an ongoing anime with a very similar title: Tongari Boushi no Atelier.
>>154663136>>154663328>Tongari Boushi no MemoleAhh yeah, I remember seeing the intro to it many years ago which was cute.
Snooker mentioned in Viz again! Add it to our own list of business ideas!
>>154665886/viz/ idea: one random red is rigged to block the pocket it's potted in for the rest of the frame
Gwan gals1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3HifFOBOlwBai Yulu is the next match, Mink after her2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9q0iQqOD2gKenna playing now (0-2 down!), Reanne after, then Katrina Wan
>>154671264Kenna managed to win a frame, but she lost in the end. Still not over for her though.GO ON THE GIRLS
Carbon fiber should not be allowed in snooker, it takes away from the elegance of the game
What companies make good starter snooker cues?Especially one that I could potentially use for both snooker and blackball
>evening sessions now start at 10:30 (ZEST) or 9:30 (UK) in the morning>>154672042Memegloves too, as also seen in your picture.
The draw for the knockout rounds has been madehttps://snookerscores.net/tournament-manager/2026-world-womens-snooker-championship/knockoutLooks very likely the the semi-finals will be Yulu v Mink, and Reanne v Ng.
>>154672614>Especially one that I could potentially use for both snooker and blackballno such thing
Q: Who is a Mongolians favourite snooker player?A: Stephen Tengri
>>154678111Genghis Taylor
>>154678111Ulaan RobidouxAlan RobaatarOne of those.
>>154678111khan moody
>>154678111Dinghis Khan.
>>154676640channoi vs yulu qf will be good I think she might be better than Mink, especially long potting.
>>154679592I've seen her in a couple of matches. Usually she only loses to the top girls (Bai, Baipat, Mink, Ng, Reanne). She's good, but unless she got better since I saw her last she doesn't stand much chance against Bai. Or unless she has a good day, or Bai has a bad one, which happens in snooker often, as we're all painfully aware.
>>154676796aren't they both built similarly?
who is the most attractive female snooker player?
>>154679592based appreciator, I'll try to watch her next match.
I play only American pool (we have few snooker halls here), but I like watching snooker partly because of how good their fundamentals are. I'm trying to internalize that smooth, stable stroke that is needed for all those long pots
>>154682685You're after the fabled Rolls Royce cue action, the snooker gods have only ever bestowed it upon one man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVZcJOmdU_g
are girls are on
GWAN NG
Y E E C I D E R
>>154682591for me it is Narucha.>>154682661thanks. she played well in world open amateur tournament earlier in year, has a nice action.
>Mink and Bai in the same bracket It's so over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tASHumVcqshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyKFaauoa4GWAN BAIGWAN MINK>>154689221Last year they met only in the final. But Mink/Bai v Ng could be good too. Anyone But Reannie O'Evans.
>Will watch Women's Snooker>Wont talk to Women
>Ng's match has nearly 2 times more viewers than Bai'sIs it all Thais watching the match with a Thai player?>>154689513I can play video games while watching women's snooker.I can't play video games while dealing with women.Simple as.
>>154689659Good point, well made
The Queen and her magic tricks.
>>154682534no
>only just realised that Bai (pat) was in the tournamentthe forgotten mink sibling
Bai can't finish the match. She just zested herself.
>>154689761>pretending it was a fluke how modest
it's only a game so put up a real good fight
Yulu: IN
There are two other matches still on, but not streamed. However, there is also the Q School.https://www.youtube.com/@BSATOfficialChannel>>154691768I thought she was saying sorry for being too good.>>154691780Even if your opponent is yourself, like in this case.>>154691811The zestee resisted her inner zester.
>>154682534Snooker cues are longer than pool cues because the tables are bigger.
>>154693512That's also why the players are taller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvMc1cyLbT4Sunny on table 3.
>Mink v Narucha>Bai v Panchaya4:00 in the morning (ZEST) or 3:00 (UK).Sunny got whitewashed by India's brave Digvijay Kadian. He'll be back on Thursday in the Q School 2: Asia & Oceania, the sequel to critically acclaimed Q School 1.
>>154695822>Sunny got whitewashedNo wonder it's been so cloudy and miserable this afternoon
>>154695822Sunny and Baipat out... ThaiLads...
>>154693512they're both generally 58 inches
>>154682591pic related would be destroying the World Championships in Dongguan right now but she decided to let the other girls have the glory for once.
You know remember that one time when Kuldesh sliced the table in half with his greatsword because brooshers weren't brooshing fast enough.
Mink Nut v Phoemphulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2JHzana3skYulu v Channoihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjGsckPd1mQ
>>154707534I woke up right in time for TWO deciders.D O U B L E C I D E R ( A F )GWAN THE GIRLS
I opened both streams, noticed "3-3" and posted before realising both streams were for Bai v Panchaya, because Mink already won.
BAI BAIBai got zested hard near the end, then she did some zesting, but ultimately lost. We're getting a new Queen.
I want to sniff an Asian snooker player woman's butthole
GWAN THE GIRLS MINUS REANNE
Well done Channoi I knew you could do it.
>>154712877>>154713586TotalThaiDominance is so back
>2-2 on both tablesWe'll be swimming in cider today.
Or we won't.Ng IN Yee. Evans too, of course, because we'd have it too good.Semis tomorrow morning.The only snooker left for now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znKknxpvvdEQ C I D E R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae23dH6MkpUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNbC3-iiTFQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQrYiuQiLN4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUaaWe3J-nkQ restarts in a moment.
Since it's already the 18th of May in Japan...HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAKOLet's celebrate with a song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y85GIG1bgmgThe translation is a bit... creative, but at least there is a translation.
I see they are starting a new league in China to look for more talented YCPI hope there will be streams
>waiting for snooker
Bai bros, where do we go from here??
GWAN ALL BUT REANNE>>154729046To the top of the ranking.
Minkmates...
All hail our new thai queen of /sp/
>>154730562>doubting the minkback
Thailand is also winning the rigger derby over in Q-School
>>154730663They do well
>>154730562I kneel
>Reannewinslol
>say "anyone but Shorn">Shorn in the final>say "anyone but Reanne">Reanne in the finalBut following this logic, shouldn't the result be the same too?>>154730562She's our final hope now.
So Yan Bingtao's dog gets to be a pro but he doesn't? very unfair.
>>154732920Deng never fixed a frame or stole a bone.
The Boy has returned to the sand.
>>154733804How much do you think he gets paid yearly for shilling Oiland? More or less than he wins in snooker?
>>154733804Dubai looks different now there’s all that drama in that part of the world. They used to have giant buildings with swimming pools. Nature is healing.
>waiting for the most important match of the season (that I won't be able to watch anyway)
GWAN PANCHAYA
Are you nibbas rooting for Reanne?
>>154746569"no"
Multiple world champion R**n*e won't be the savior of British snooker it seems
Amazing by Panchaya.. Since i saw her lose closely to Gradinari I knew she was one of best female players.
The first century of the tournament coming in the final is incredibly prestigious
>>154733804When will he learn that this curses him at the Worlds?
P A N C H A Y AFriendship with Yulu ended, now it is Mind that gets all my gwans.
>>154731944It works. The downside is that the player you don't like gets into the final.
Sunny finally won a match. We're so back, Sunbros.>>154748328They can make a simple century exciting while in men's snooker even a 147 isn't worth celebrating any more. Women chads can't stop winning.
>>154748281>>154749373She's only 18 as well.. Crazy
heh... feels good to be a /lifelong/ mind sakol fanlove to see her winning the worldsnever in doubt
>>154733804I know I'm poor, but that's a horrible looking car and an even worse colour. But it's to be expected from someone like Judd (who I like as a player).
>>154733804>>154753950how can someone have such a bad taste in absolutely everything?
just remembered barry hawkins
>>154756685The man that never blorked a frame or match.
>>154756685Uhh, yeah, I remember him too, of course. He's the person in your picture, I'm sure, and he's uhh...
>Aidan Murphy vs Shaun Liuwow it's like he's still with us
>>154733804Wow, Razer makes cars now? Crazy.
>>154754106his taste in Asian athletes is decent
>>154764543Not really. Think about what her taste must be. Out of trillions of men she chose Jebb.
>>154760138>this is our World ChampionUnfathomably based
If you're a fan of big lads who eat lots of din dins Billy Castle vs Steven Wardropper is the one to watch at Q-School
>>154766705I'm not sure I could handle such a hefty encounter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Io-I4H5coFinally some evening snooker.
>https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adFinally a stream I can watch live directly from WST. It's like we're living in the XXI century. Very nice, I hate YT.
>>154765728feels good man
>2 Q Schools at the same time>snooker nearly 24/7I should have taken a week off work for this instead to watch Shorn reach the final.
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFE_ysPJE94/147/'s favourite German player is playing right now.
>>154778555D I K M EI KME
GWAN REV
GWAN BRIANGWAN VLADGWAN JAMAICA'S BRAVE RORY (FORMERLY SCOTLAND'S)>>154778624(He did well.)>>154779116(...)
jamaican me loopy
GWAN SUNNEH
>>1547877491 3 4
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urhs9AUySgQYour daily dose of snooker.>O'Sullivan winning againHe can't keep getting away with this.>>154789239Nice.Now that he DESTROYED two opponents in a row without losing a single frame, I think we can safely say that we're back, Sun chads.
GWAN ARSENII "The Russian under Bulgarian VPN" KOROLEV
>>154791626Sarkhosh is a tough draw but yeah he seems up to it>Lam losing in the first roundHe's a decent player, I wonder what's been going on with him the past year or so?
Bing birthday
>>154791991>Sarkhosh is a tough draw but yeah he seems up to itTrue, unfortunately for Sunny, Sarkhosh isn't one of those no name players who just are there in the background>Lam losing in the first roundOff to Q School 2. At least he still has a chance.
Wait, what the HE*K is Milky doing in the Q School?>current ranking: 72WHAT
>>154791993what a coincidence that I had chicken for dinner today
Shhh, it's sleeping.
>>154795367*lightly brushies the baize*
>>154795367Silverwood bros, there's still a chance right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrv3fgeBZghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gkNd-5OgVQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4_kLMrjhNkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkLBumwMx8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwjWJvU2VXUTable 1 is Sunny v Sarkhosh.GWAN SUNGWAN YCPs, YHKPs and YTPs
Sunny, please...
>0-4The day the Sun didn't rise.
>>154791991>Sarkhosh is a tough draw but yeah he seems up to it>>154802528I jinxed him. Thanaphon is the last Thai Hope.
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqbcmXov_qEUmad is playing again.>>154803258There are literally trillions of Thais. And all of them are still young. It's a matter of time.
>>154803297Dikme vs McGuigan could easily be a q-tour final
>>154803630One day it may be a WC final, even. If they can beat Sunny and Antoni in the semis, that is.
>>154632634Thanks Doc
>>154803909
I watched some Q-Skool and I enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqanX86qZAIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnaGJ5sDafAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAxPhGF1yW0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt5hFSO8XIISemi finals of the Asian Q School. Yes, there are four. And two finals. Because it's twice as prestigious as normal events.
In the currently summery weather, I have my windows open and a neighbour is blaring out really loud music. The song that’s playing right now, as I write this, sounded familiar but I wasn’t sure where from.I realise now that it’s My Love by Kele Le Roc (?), better known as the Barry Hawkins dubplate. It’s the original non-Blarry version, however.
>Sarkhosh got rekt>the four finalists are four YCPs
The first Asia final in 9 hours.
>>154802528skinwalkers lair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8c5wdEkacIGWAN THE YCPs>>154812739That's it, I'm never going to the C.
>boberto milkinho
>>154821677He'll be back in the sequel.
And it's over. Huang Jiahao gets the card.The second Asia final in 1.5 hours.The 4th round of the western Q School in 30 minutes. Starring: Rory McLeod and Daniel Womenslayer.
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5thuwjkvxz4Ian Martin v Robbie McGuigan on the only streamed table of the highly unprestigious Q School 1: Europe & Scandinavia.
>>154822225McLeod can't make a break over 40 yet wins every match. Baized.
>>154822746>immediately proves me wrong by making a break of 51 el o el
>>154822937Take that, silly cracka!
That was a zesty decider in the Martin v McGuigan match.
>>154823713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYsN8btF68IForgot to post the link, but the second Asia final is on.>>154823782>>154824179
>>154824869Dang Yang
>waiting for the decider
Alright, time to request packing up and shipping my Hakos and pray that nothing good appears suddenly soon after.>>154826394>Referee: Boonlers PetchsuratNot sure why, but it's funny.>>154826493There's one in the western Q.
And there will be no more ciders in the Asian Q. The Yang Chinese Player takes the card.
Rooting for Paruke. I remember way back there was this fantasy snooker site and for some reason he was available as if he was a top player and not a complete nobody.
>>154826781He needs to ref on the main tour purely for funny name purposes and to rival banter refs earring game GWAN DA BADMAN
Four finals tomorrow.>>154829823This is the way to attract young people.
>O'Kane>O'Neill>O'SullivanO'kay.
>>154844905The O' gives you a buff while playing Snooker
GWAN THE YWPs
>O'SullivanWinsLol
who's the pigham of female snooker?
Young Gargools is raging after a DDK >>154847753Picrel has a similar bust to him
Future Welsh Open and World Championship winner, Liam Davies, marches on at the expense of gargools.
>>154847909big fan of Davies, the Welsh /futuregoat/
>>154846951>3 O's>2 won>1 lost, but against another O'Business idea: Mark O'Selby.
>Check Q-Skool results>The takeover continues
>>154847857>Karen_Corr.jpgis Corr her surname or just your reaction
>>154849153Takeover by the O's?
This summer... sequel to the critically acclaimed Q School... Q School 2! In WSTheatres and streaming sites.
>>154857836I still haven't finished Q School 1, I'd probably be lost watching the sequel.
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCvn7HjH8oGWAN YOUNG PLAYERS OF ALL NATIONALITIES>>154861500Worry not, Q School 2: Magnetic Boogaloo is made specifically for those who didn't finish Q School 1.
Someone just bought a cassette edition of Hako's second album Tsunawatari and fourth album Nagare Yoi Uta in a bundle for 10 euroshekels, because my Hakos are already packed and I can't add any more items. I'd pay 5 times that without batting an eye.I kept checking all auctions for a month and it had to appear a day after I requested shipment.
>>154862643Just buy it if you want it so much then refrain from telling us about it because nobody cares. It's light weight so it's cheap to ship anyway ffs.
>>154863170No, no, don't worry about it, you're like family to me, you deserve to know.
>already in round 3>other players still in round 1Total Shaw domination.
>>154863939Get on his level >Anthony Wall vs James SilverwoodThat's The Wall, brother!
>>154864086The Wall... has been torn down.
A lot of big names today, like the Devilman, Rory or Allan Taylor.And a surprisingly big number of Daniels as well.
>>154872098Go to sleep
>>154872098Devilman is also an appreciatir of the Thai thrones GWAN>>154872103Why sleep when you can think about Q school match-ups?
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKU7TqOrjEGWAN SEBA>>154872103I wish I could.>>154876031Based man of the devil.
This is some of the worst AI slop I have ever seen. Look at these pictures. Who are these people?
>>154881946Also, I like how """"Joe Davis"""" is in black and white, but his snooker table is still green.
>>154881946>Who are these people?Joe Davis, Ray Reardon, Steve Davis, Alex Higgins and Stephen Hendry. Hope I could help.>>154881978That's because there's no such thing as a snooker table. They're rendered separately.
>last match ended 1.5 hours after the second lastMust've been lemony.>Umut, B. Pinches, L. Pinches, Kalnins, Dark Mavis, Milkins, Judd I.N., Joyce, Lines, Revesz, Ochoiski, Lam, The Wardropper, The Third Wilson Brother and - last but not least - Ronnie himself>all todayWew, is it the WC again already?
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIojPoT7WD0Umad bros... Evil Austria bros...
ROBERTO MILKINHO
>time since last po(s)t not by me: 24 hoursZesty thread.
>>154896825I posted the AI slop but I just can’t bring myself to be interested in Q-School or whatever it is that’s on right now. I do still check the thread at least once a day, but it might just be you watching the actual snooker.
we missed a snooker900 tournament about two weeks ago, didn't we?Snooker 900 Global Championship
GWAN SEBA>>154897145I'm sure at least thousands of /147/ regulars are watching, they're just too focused on the action to post.>>154897213Not as much "missed" as there were no streams.
>>154897213No, I knew it was on but the final was rpmmie v breclel so I had zero interest in even thinking about it (rpmmiewinslol)
RIP the Guig, another sacrifice for the YWP.
>>154829700Can anyone hit me up with a Chinese stream? They put fucking Duane on Youtube instead of my man Paruke.
>"people" on social media calling for Dikme to retirefuck this gay earth
>>154905246You can check huya streams. Maybe they didn't region block your country.>https://www.huya.com/search?hsk=%E6%96%AF%E8%AF%BA%E5%85%8BI opened a couple and they're all blocked for me.>>154905344He's popular enough for people to talk about him, nice.
The Pinches clan vs Honk Gonk
>>154907286>both lost 2-4Kino.
>>154908843Are we sure they are not both controlled by Barry Pinchesand I am once again GWANning the Rev
Just saw that Bolton had their players playing Snooker in their kit release video. Cool.
>>154909353>4-0This is antisemitism.>>154909377The house from A Song of Ice and Fire?
>>154905722Thanks but it's over, Paruke loses to Allan Taylor. 12 seasons for Taylor with a highest ranking of 68, this time for sure...
>>154909377On one of the obscure satellite TV channels earlier, there was some ancient unknown comedy film (Jules Verne’s Rocket to the Moon, also known by some other name that I’ve forgotten now) and when I put it on to check it out, Terry Thomas was cheating at billiards using magnets.
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdBR4xFUVbcHere we go.
>>154910248Its da eritage of da snooker
>>154917796>Powell beat Pinhey>Davies (the other one) up 3-0 Yeah i'm thinkin my YWPs are elite
>>154918801My boy Seba in. And the Womenslayer was slain by are rabbie whose name sounds like a dwarf from The Witcher. Yarpen Zigrin, Zoltan Chivay, Yaron Bodor.
>>154920213Polish invasion loading......
Who is Q School for? I thought it was only for players who weren't on the main tour, ie outside of the top 128, but >>154917796 is currently showing Gong Chenzhi vs Bulcsu Revesz, both of whom I thought were already professionals.
>>154920410>All players inside the top 64 of the world rankings at the end of the season receive a one-year tour card extension.Players with lower ranking and their card ending this season (the season really ends with tomorrow's finals), can try to extend their card for another year in the Q.Dark Mavis, Lam, Tahir and Milky are in the same boat as Gong and Revesz.
>>154920545I guess that makes sense, since otherwise if you're 65th, you'd just get kicked off the tour regardless. So it's nice that they get to compete to stay on the tour. I'd rather see it as a playoff format, though, where perhaps Q School's top 32 get drawn against the main tour's bottom 32 and each match is played for a tour card.
>>154920343Two weeks. We were already in the WC after all.>>154921259That's an interesting idea. I wonder if it could work.
offtopic but if the number of fans I saw today are any indication, Arsenal wins like 20-1
Rev will be back, no worries.
>>154922992Bloody bastard redeemed the 300k.
>>154921721Arsenal, one.>>154923055He would never, he plays purely for the love of the game and the smell of the baize.oh and Haris is once again (a) Tahir
>>154924053>oh and Haris is once again (a) Tahir>it's still on Thanks wst live scores for telling me he'd lost
so a rabbi, a pole, a ycp, and a frenchman walk into the mattioli arena.
>>154925157
BUMPGWAN RILEY
up
>every single player i gwanned has lost WHENS IT GONNA END BARRY?
Don't forget to put on your best suit tomorrow, because we'll be celebrating the final day of the season and watching the last (and therefore the most important) matches of the season.I wonder which match they're going to stream. Or will they stream all four finals?>Milkins outOof. Absolutely not a fan, but the tour won't be the same without the old cider enjoyer.>>154920343Correction: add another two weeks.>>154934254When the Earth gets snookered forever on the Sun behind the Moon.
Is it safe now?
>>154934323>When the Earth gets snookered forever on the Sun behind the Moon.That sounds like "when the moon is in the seventh house" but better.
Not completely, it seems.
We made it.
>>154940042>>154944670You can't kill 147
https://www.wst.tv/live/video/fabb8a63-ffe1-4a7a-b669-4abb1ae915adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHdH6s95TzwAlright, gentlemen. Come and get your last dose of snooker.GWAN CHILDREN OF BODORGWAN ALLANGWAN BRIANImagine the memes if there was a player from Israel on the tour.>Bodor v Vafaei>>154946014But you can make it cry.
Andrew Higginson and Gong Chenzhi get the card for the next two years.The other two matches still going.
Stuart Carrington is the third one.YHWH bros...
And the last one is Mitchell Mann.A rather boring result overall.>China Open qualifiers in ten days
Hello.I hate Shaun Murphy. That is all.Have a nice day.
>>154947837based Slovakia
>>154947837based Serbia
>>154947788>Bo11 qualies in the mattioli arena>semis are bo19s>final is a bo21 wew
It's that time again!
>>154947837A gentleman is speaking, boys, be silent and listen.>>154948079And only 10 days. Remember the times when there was virtually no snooker for like 3-4 months after the WC?>>154951856Getting ready for Ding's year, I see.
it's a Theppy episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLPvquHUB04
Nine days until snooker.>>154959182Something for the >wait.
Anyone saved Trump's cock?
>>154961977epstein did
>wake up>see Jedd's knob
>>154962158We're the same size.
>>154962158
>>154962158They hacked his brain to make him take a picture of little Judd.
>>154962158that could easily be jack lisowski's knob.
>>154962158Why did he do it?
>>154962158How would the hacker have a picture of Judd Trump's cock? Isn't it more likely to be the hacker's cock?
>>154963080he knew >we needed something to talk about since the season has endedBased Boy
>>154962158I lost a lot of respect for Trump over the years, balding, a bottler and he even has a small dick
>>154963219It's like he can't control it and is trying to keep it from running away from him lmao
>>154963219touching ball
>>154963219>I turned myself into a penis, Jack!
>mfw posts since morning
you assume rich successful men would be able to simply meet women in real life while wearing clothes, cock not in hand, and woo them if not with natural charisma, then some fancy dining and free snooks tuition here and there.the realm of getting your wang out to show some rando on a phone should be purely for the NEETs and the homeless
>>154962158How is he simultaneously posting from his account and working to regain it?
>>154963419Ikr I Thought it was going to be some in depth discussion about the Q Tour finals but it was just a bloody cock reveal
>>154963572Pathetic. Should just own up. The cock is not that bad.
>dicc stump>I... I was hack'd I swear!yeah rightlmao
>>154963942>Should just own up.thishe should go the eric cantona way, and crack a few eggs while he's at it
>>154964636>When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think I'll post my cock on main
How many of these young snooker players (YSPs) can you name?
>>154963219Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>154965273Yeezy, Xintong, Ding, Reanne Evans, Shorn, Ronnie, Zhang Anda(?), Robbo, Willo, Higgy(?), Lisowski, Judd, Alfie Burden, Tom Ford, Mork, Gary Wilson(?), Hunter, Kenna(?), Jester.
>>154965810>Gary Wilson(?)That's obviously Rory McLeod
>>154965810We're stuck on the same ones. I think the one you said was Zhang Anda might be Bai Yulu, since female players are included, and I thought the girl in the bottom row was Proletina rather than a player. Good spot for Alfie Burden; I knew he looked familiar but couldn't remember where I'd seen that face before. I also guessed Anthony McGill rather than Gary Wilson, but that one could be anybody.
>>154965810>>154965889I think your "Zhang Anda" is a Thai player. Doesn't his face look like Thep's?
>>154965273Left on third row is Michael Holt
>>154965273Yize, Anda? Ding, Reanne, MorphyRpmmie, Fu? Neyul, WilloRiggy, Lisowski, Judd, Burden, FordAllen, Gnelf, Matt Stevens + Paul Hunter, Proletina, Selby
Your /147/ related game for tonight.
>decide to clear your browsing history>try to post on /spee/>your ip range has been blocked>make a burner email to be able to post again>solve a gazillion captchas just to make one shitpostI miss the other chans, bros...>>154964866lol
>>154966352can't be as good as the originalhttps://dagobah.net/flash/Sakarin_Villapaitapeli.swf
Following on from all these revelations about Judd Trump, I have to say this image from the Wikipedia page about the river that used to run through Brussels is a bit....well, obscene, frankly.>>154966691I had to open my emails on my phone recently. I literally couldn't unless I set up a "backup" email address. I haven't got one, so I just couldn't open my emails. I only needed it for a code that had been emailed to me so I could open a phone app. The whole world is bullshit now.
>>154963219>>154963322>>154963344>>154965543Does look like Trump's fingernails to be honest with you lads
>>154966691>picLel.>>154966743That was a short game. I didn't understand much, but I finished it.>>154967056VANDALISED
>>154965972All babbies and toddlers look the same to me, except Ding, Ding has always looked like Ding.
>>154966691beautifully deranged image
>drumpf Business idea: snooker naked attraction
>>154968542>Well, Reanne, you asked to be matched up with a snooker player in the top 16, so let's see who you'll be dating...say hello to Mark, from Antrim!
Which snooker player has the biggest willy
>>154969795
>>154967968Yeah, they're all just generally ugly. Except Ding, Ding was always beautiful.
Feel so good lads that I have a bigger willy than the boy
>>154966691you now recall the sportschan arc
Eight days until snooker.
I actually don't think it's too bad desu. Good size, nice condition. After all, why shouldn't he get hacked and have his member posted for all to see?
