Today's games include:1) Latvia vs Finland2) Canada vs Norway3) Switzerland vs Britbongs4) Denmark vs Slovakia Previous: >>154751093
Sending energy to Latvia
he is a baby still, a baby BOY
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK3SeUWNtak
>>154777645Hoping for the patented Finnish Groups Melty Game (tm) to happen today
>>154777612retarded fuck >>154777243shit op, which was to be expected
>>154777681you took way too long you idiot
skoda skodaburn austria
>>154777761Imagine chasing after NHL players for years and you get Laine
>>154777688the old thread is still 10 new threads away from being archived, had all the time in the world.
>>154777851autism
yeah i'm thinking that Austria is rightful Hungarian clay
Hockey is more like dancing, it’s not about scoring. It can be very subjective
>>154778187which dance allows me to hit the other dancers?
FUCK LAT-VIA>CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>154778298porra full contact capoeira
https://www.chicagotribune.com/1996/09/12/hasselhoff-takes-walk-on-the-dark-side/>“I actually watched `X-Files’ after this concept came up, because people said, `They’re going to compare you to `The X-Files,’ ” Hasselhoff said. “It was great but it was much more cerebral than our show. I wanted our show to be like hockey, where once it starts, it goes.Do you watch any tv-shows that are like hockey?
I am here
>>154778767sergei is that you? where have you been all these years?
>>154778809Sergeys are busy bombing each other in the eastern side of this country
checking in
finally some hockey
>>154778872>muh heckin goysloperino
what kind of a maniac brings a child let alone a toddler to a hockey game fucking hell
the fingrels are seething again
>goalie some literal whoIt's over
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thank you russian barkovWe needed this in the austria game though, this one doesn't matter much
Where was this Latvia against Austria
we are more of a rally country anyway
go latvia go latvia
>miss the first minute of the game>is 1-0 already
lmao losing to Norway
THE DAY OF THE RAKE!
>>154778938It's the same latvia
Tas is beidzies
its over
Latvia is sympathetic, they are like us before the 90s
JASIELLÄON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gals klāt!
double fiascos
turning off my l*tvia filter to read all the cope after bulju wrecks them
Punished Zile in 4th line, kek
>>154779018related
>>154779017based
Easyland-bros.....
AND WHEN FROM THE GLOVE LEAVES
/ff
AINAGUMÄLÄMMÄÄ>AINAGUMÄLÄMMÄÄAINAGUMÄLÄMMÄÄ>AINAGUMÄLÄMMÄÄ
>>154779017Slovenia
laffs r u ok
the first 7 minutes was fun, but going forward fingrels will calmly control the puck and score occasionally while we take penalties and try saving face with occasional roughing
Gonne end up 0-8 at this tempo.
What is happening leaf-bros?
norsktorsk
Is fiasko the same in every language
wait, Norway is actually leading by 2 goals
FIN - NOR QF kino
>>154779084No
>slashingok sure whatever
>>154779084Fiaskō>>154779085Yes smartass
>another ppWe want to lose
>>154779084canada is spelled with a k in some countries
A real Bobby Orr goal there
>>154779069Oh well. I'm ok with 1-8
BULJUUU
>>154779063switzerland austria finland
>>154779113I don't get it
>>154779068Open your mouth and suck it
Ogre
What the actual fuck was that lmao
>>154779124Suck what? You mean your tic-tac?
>>154779077https://youtu.be/ijk8GQZP1pA?si=XSzIhLkhEdcEfYaW
>>154779130why are they wearing masks?
Well at least Norway had fun while it lasted
>>154779154why arent you?
>>154779170I predict a nice 2-8 victory now.
Norway just needs their intermission inhalers and then they will be back :)
>>154779122None of those are upsets>>154779124Homogays belong in gulags or sweden>>154779133Vītoliņš mastercalss. Put a 17 year old child in the goal in a must win game.
Seriously though, literally who the fuck is Mittens were you guys not able to get anyone else but Gudlevskis
MOI
>>154779191>it's ok we lost because we're shit and we expected itok
So much refpuck. The Kanadadadians are the bad guys.
>>154779108KKKanada
>>154779186
>>154779193not clear who that guy Mittens is
>>154779186Thanks for posting muh wife Ingrid
>>154779149>>154779191Seethe faggots
>>154779232seethe about what?
>>154779205Hey remember that embarrasing loss in the olympics against canada
>>154779254remember those 90% of matches you lose?
Just kill the Finnish team. We're not winning this game, so Batna and bros should just murder as many of them as they can and take that as a win.
>>154779309Not really. I am not watching this shit.Being into sports is low income behavior.
>>154779321this is why I've turned off the filter on you, thanks
>>154779017based. threads get pretty comfy filtering those shitters
dylan dumbelo
Scaaaaaar
Just joined in. Whats happening the leafs were drinking again?
norway is the most powerful scandi...
appreciate the time over the years, but it's important not to overstay your welcome
SOUMI SCAAAR
alright, i'm out
Dirty fucking leafs
that guy is fucking pumped
>cucknada
The starts are aligned for us to walk into the final and have the biggest fiasko of the century.
>>154779454Why did he hit his nose against that knee? Head a little bit too low.
>>154779454gotta man up when you're facing us, buddy
>>154779316mysterious russian soul
>nobody sees the net for like 10 secondsjesus christ IIHF refs are beyond pathetic. Clown organization
What the fuck is Canadas problem?
>>154779508They dont really care, they went to party. Did you see the drunk celebrini video?
>>154779508too many oilers
>>154779508Nothing changes if they lose today. Still top 2 in group, still gold contenders.
i love norge
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
The evil always finds its ways
>>154779515wtf why did no one show me that before i put money on canada
SCARRRRRRRRR
THERE WAS NEVER ANY DOUBT
I'm betting on a 3-8 now!
>>154779566you wont score 5, 2 at max
Canada rattled by Norway, would be hilarious if they lost with this roster
HE COULDN'T PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
For fucks sake!
>rags
The fact that norway is having chances like this is is the proof what a retarded clown tournament this is.This is the rare instance when Garry was right with his 4 nations cup
oofsomeone should tell him you are meant to shoot the puck at the net
too much man with 7 seconds left loool
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
how did the reffie get bloodied?
Pray to Vishnu, fellow Team Canada fans of Canadian origin.
>>154779661i wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
bulju :D
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>norwegian pp
The bad guys are leading for the first time in the match
tā ir ogre
>>154779887you are the bad guys in every winter sport
we're just... better
>tinus luc koblar
>>154779900No. We nice Pekka :)
>>154779914Very worried!
nowegian goalie wood be very good if he didn't slide around everywhere
Fucking hell Martinsen can't fucking score
SEPPO ON BISEKSUAALI
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>canadian goaltending
I really hope norway wins for once
We back!
just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding
that skodamobile is bright as hell
>c5nada
what the fuck is going on?
IT'S OVER!
why are finns chimping out?
ahahaha
DAY OF THE RAKE
OH MY DAYS
If Norway can hold onto this lead they will win this game
>>154780027we all go little crazy sometimes
fuck the cucks!
pls restart the game
NORGE NORGE NORGE
finns got powerplay for this btw
Today we are all from Norway.
>last latvian post an hour ago>leafs raked
>>154780045dumb whores
>>154780048Wth fucking kek
I didn't even know they have hockey sticks in Norway. How are the leafs losing?
>>154780048What a stupid reason
>both finnish and latvian spectators partying when they show the other game's scoreBased
>>154780059Some say they carve them out of their jumper skis
>>1547800595 goals on 15 shotstalbot is trash
Well last time we beat the leafs was in 2023 or was it 2024
>>154780048it's the famed oulu PP dance
Canada should have got Skinner to play for them. He would have shutout Norway
>5v3not going to score anyway
nööreg
literally unwatchable
Pls day of the rake
DO IT FOR IDA
unironically solid plays by norge
Hi I’m new here Isn’t Canada supposed to be good at this sport?
COME ON NORGAY
noooo
FUCK
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>norgaykwab
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
kino deniedfuck canada
KWABOTY NORGAY
Noooooooooooooo
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
FAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK
Norway 3 points today totally... oh
>>154780048Kulta-Mikke dancing like the worlds ending
>they doubted our greatness
no norge no
OBERDIME :DDDDDDDD
3 on 3 is NOT good when talbot can't stop the buck
>usa>canadaso this is the power of olympic medalists
>3 on 3 OTthey need to stop doing this shit, it's so ass
why are the ice sweepers wearing helmets?
>>154780246norge wont even touch the puck in ot
Is a Switzerland-Finland final possible? The only two teams that are really kicking ass.
A cheeky OT winpls?
>>154780259they wear them 24/7. think they are canadian/retarded
booooooooooooooooo
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Back from vacation, lads.
eat the butt!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
norski bros..
A real right wing male always roots for the overdog
I FUCKING HATE LEAFS
That was fast kekOh well that was fun
good guys prevail
Stole a point at least
>>154780296When was this and which goalie was this
>>154780301Discord memes really are deeply unfunny holy fuck
>>1547803122018, Victor Fasth.
victor fasth tuukka rask jonathan quickwho's next? fred haste?
All memes aside, denmark slovakia actually an exciting game. High stakes, evenly matched opponents. Winner should make the top 8.
>>154780304Thanks.
>Dear, all>Please rise, if you're able tois there anything more cringe?
>>154780312Sweden lost again Germany in the Olympics in Pyeongchang in 2018
>>154780334Slovakia is stomping the shit out of Denmark, it’s not even close
>>154780288where did you go bröder
>>154780342It’s for the obese American audience
>>154780354
>>154780354those poor poor young childrenwont somebody drown them?
I love these games when euros get cocky and think we're going to lose and then we still winthis wasn't quite mark stone vs slovakia with 1 second left but close
>1993and even>2014
>>154780379>we're>wewere you there?
>canada-norge>5-5What the actual fuck? Does canada even have a goaltender in the net?
canada wonto no one's surprise
Norway won 5-6 OT
This was Canada’s Stanley cup
>>154780471Sad
>>154780459You were 5-5 against Norge in regular periods. You should be dropped to B league just for that.
>>154780351Oh yeah, that was embarrasing>>154780353I'm betting on denmark. The loser of this bets gets bullied by the winner. I will gracefully bend the knee if you win this bet.
>>154780494Let’s bet an asshole pic, loser posts
>>154780488finland isn't even winning it's group
>>154780488that's a bit harsh
>>154780510Homogays belong in sweden. Oh wait.
>>154780542no shame in losing to the no1 ranked team
we should hire Jalonen or Fischer
Yep it’s hockey time
every team would improve from a jalonen
>>154780866>FischerLmao
I don't care who wins. I just hope the game is fun. Although, now that i think about it, i would prefer denmark winning.
>>154781172he's a good coach tho, got you few medals
tuning into slovakia denmark, me
which game do i watch
>>154781216cuddle up on the couch next to me and watch svk/den
>>154781216swiss are going to destroy the britsdenmark at least has a chance against slovensko
>>154781226The twink is my property, leave him alone
ded
Rip
dead goalie
omg he ded
sogaard? more like so ded
>>154781235Denmark is the favorite, don't be mistaken
>the brutalizer of britain
Did you see that? Tell me slovaks aren't mentally disabled.
>>154781335I saw the goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z0XE-CAKu0
Do we have any chance against denmark? Nordic teams seem to destroy us
>>154781374That was danish mental disability.Swiss player just tipped a shot and redirected the puck to his own face.
>>154781413we're the underdogs here bro, trust the plan
The mascot should’ve been a Skoda Epiq
More goals please I want goal goal goal. I want games ending 10-8
I CANT STAKE3 PLAYERS ALREADY SLIPPED OMG
Don't do that m8
worst pp at the tourney
NEPO BABIES RADIVOJEC AND STRBAK IN FULL FORCE HERE. THEY ARE SO FUCKING SHIT
why doesnt crosby retire already? he cant even score against norwegian ice fishers.
Lmao 6-5 in overtime
>Fehevary got nominated ad Homophobe of the yearAbsolutely based
>>154781569We don't fish ice we fish fish
>AAH I HATE SWEET CAROLINE
waiting for the fiasko to start
wtf, why is the crowd chanting NINTENDO? Do something, Miyamoto!
>a player named cock on each team
Can't see the puckNo goal
>>154781803
what if they just throwed in the puck? lmao
Quite the okuliar goal, if you ask me
still worried, it's our specialty to find a way to bottle this
>>154781623what did he do?
>>154781855Danish play too defensive to come back from deficits like this
Just saw him in the slovakian bench
Wth Denmark. The Slovakis were kind of shit against "us"
>>154781863Refused to have lgbt flag on a stick
>>154781890wish more people did
Britbongs woooohooooo
>>154781890did you know that anti-gay people have a little gay in them that makes them hate themselves to project their insecurity like this?
>>154781921sounds gay, why are you gay
>>154781927*kisses you on the lips*
what the fuck, behave and watch the tv
>>154781942semen slurping sport
>>154781935Kek
>>154781921I don't think there is anyone out there wearing lgbt flags that's not gay or a rebellious teenager. Retard take by the way, basically faggots calling out others for being secretly faggots, that's not self hate too?
Danish team on suicide watch
>foul someone>die in the processintredasting
>>154782011don't worry, you're still in. we will find a way to fuck this up i guarantee it
>get elbow to the face>get a penalty for it
2 minutes for homophobia
Do British anons even care about ice hockey?
Serious question. What happened to Denmark?
>>154782045I hope they never do
>no shot on goal by Danes in the whole 2nd period
>>154782045Powerhouse in abot 10 years or so.
>>154782075No Ehlers and Mölgaard
Slowacks are winning this tournament
>>154781921Nah, it's just disgust.
>>154782108Lol the interviewed danish players are in shambles during the break here
Canada better watch out tomorrow lmao
>>154782108how do they plan to score?
>big rink>2026european hockey is retarded
>>154782175never post aislop ever again
>>154782166>score? where is beer huehuehue
>>154782126Well "we" have a team of actually kids and we look better. WTF.
>>154782175Good evening sir
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
the scripts are getting predictable
>1-7KIVIPOHJAAN PUDONNEITA KIROTTUJA TUHLAREITA
Well the Danish are footie negroes anyway, so i don't hold this against them anyway.
>>154782429if by footie you mean handball, then yes
>>154782442Football and handball
HK NITRA SEBASTIAN ČEDERLEEEE
>>154782477he's a Swedish property now lil bro
You're welcome?
Greatest Slovak achievment since invention of parenica
Norway will be hockey superpower
>>154783020They have no reason to dominate another winter sport
>>154783020We could be. We don't want to be it though. We gonna be alright with all the new blood and players in some years, Generational shit because of small country and all that.No one cares about hokkei in this place. They never will.
Can we fuck up Sweden this year is the big question. We've done it before..
Good morning
Scintillating games on today
>>154784119Maja looks like my 50yr aunt
>>154789003whats her number
i believe in you. fuck svennes
>>154784119>>154789139
DICKE TITTEN BITTE BITTE
>>154790819
Slovak nhl player, Martin Fehervary named homphobe of the year in slovakia for not participating on the Washington Capitals 10th annual Pride Night on January 17, 2026, at Capital One Arena in Washington,
>nobody posted today's schedule from teletextNGMI
>Německo - MaďarskoMaďarsko>Kanada - SlovinskoSlovinsko>Finsko - Velká BritánieBritánie>Švédsko - ItálieItálie
>>154791428härregud
>>154791444
>>154791623wow she's gorgeous. russian?
>>154791396How long until they stop having that on the tvs?
group A is a joke
>>154791739until enough boomers died off
>>154791864Group b doesn't have any gold contenders.Canada awful defensively, couldn't get 3 points from norway.Sweden awful defensively, couldn't get any points from czechs.Czechia awful, lost to slovenia.The rest of the group doesn't even require argumentation.
>>154791917Slovakia is winning gold mate
>>154791864it really is. top 4 is decided and the rest is a 2nd division fodder
>>154791975As much as i talk shit about slovaks, i wouldn't mind that. Slovakia for the gold!
>>154792007>top 4 is decidedAbsolutely not. Germany-austria decides which of those go through.Germany actually has a higher chance of making the top 8 than austria in my estimation, especially with that point germs got from USA.
>>154791710she literally has a Czechnian flag right on her head
pretty boring games for Friday if no upsets happen
>>154792137tsn thinks they're playing slovakia
>>154792137>canada slovakiaAre they sure? Do new worlders really?
SLOVINSKOOOSLOVINSKOOOHEJA HEJA HEJA SLOVINSKO
>>154792137>Canada - Slovakialike pottery
Canada with superstitions. They picked white jerseys as the home team. Probably because of the shit last game they had.
Škoda Auto ranks as Europe’s second best-selling car brand after a strong first quarter
>>154792204it's because we think the slovenian dark jerseys are really pretty
>>154792221That is true. The blue with that light green in unique and looks nice. Canada should have blue alternate jerseys available as a toronto laffs reference.The black alternate looks good too. It really plays into the evil narrative.
Nothing powerful about powerbreak
>>154792221I like the kitty on their jeseys. Canada needs an animal jersey
Swedes supposedly say larshon. Does that imply that danes say larshen or perhaps larshsen?
Silly Slovenian you arent supposed to rest in the goal
>>154792252my all time fav
where's Binnington
>>154792599Sorry, I dont have a GPS tracker on him
>>154792599In the bin
>>154792267>Canada needs an animal jerseyElephant, perhaps
Rok Tičar
crosby is leading the skoda in applespretty good for an unc
Uk - Finland tonight.
>>154792955I wonder if it were more fair if we played pesäpallo
>>154792955greta thunberg looking ass bitch
>>154792980Shes half Italian
>>154793019mama mia!
>>154793029Id hit her too
canada finnie bout to dab on these niggas
A couple of true Skoda Cup slop games to start the day
>>154792979minja :D
This can be the first time since 1962 G.B scores on Finland
>>15479331910-1Another Brittish VICTORY
>>154792979