Holy washed
We are unironically going to win it all in an undeserved manner and /sp/ is woefully unprepared for this.
>>154778297Copium.
wallah
>>154778273Yeah, now you know why no German posted this. It’s beyond crazy what Nagelsmann cooked up. What the fuck is this? It’s like he wants us to drop out in the groups again Rüdiger? 4000 year old Neuer out of nowhere? Süper Lig retiree Leroy Sané? Pascal fucking Groß?This is lynch mob tier garbage from this rat-faced freak
Waldemar Anton sounds Brazilian as fuck
>>154778320Waldemar is almost exclusively used as the Germanised version of Vladimir these days as is the case with Anton.
>>154778320Both Waldemar and Anton are German names. That guy in particular is an ethnic German from the former CCCP, though. Originally Volga German, but then deported to the barren eastern lands during/after WW2. He was born in Uzbekistan and came to Germany with a late settler status
>>154778331(When he was 2 years old)
>>154778273Why are Germans so contrarians with the way the present their lists?"Defensive/Offensive"Why can't they do like fucking everybody all say "Defenders", "Midfielders", "Strikers"But no, they have to "The Special one"
>>154778273This might be the most shit German WC squad in my lifetime.
>>154778387People here have complained as well, rest assured. But maybe it is more comfortable for you to just pretend we all love everything the DFB comes up with
>>154778387Central European self-denial
>>154778394Luckily this will be the last time the cursed 95 generation, the worst generation in German football history, will stink up the pitch at a World Cup.
Nagelsmene is such a retarded mongoloid nggrRüdiger sane groß goretzka leweling thiaw....wtf IS this?
>>154778273Yeah, I cannot defend this. Nagelsmann is a double agent. Not like we had the potential to field the most stacked squad ever, but that faggot still sabotaged everything
>>154778427Negermann
>>154778273Ehh they will survive the groupstage this time around
>>154778273what a shitshow
>>154778273Unironically kill this Neger, wtf is this SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT
>>154778311>4000 year old NeuerTold them germanons he was coming back. No natural rb. Kimmich was expected but why no actual rb as his back-up. Wingers are pretty grim too.
>>154778273>Sane
>>154778273I only know Neuer, Kimmich, Rudiger, Tah, Goretzka, Havertz, Musiala, Sane and Wirtz.The others, i haven't even heard their names.
As long as Sane and Goretzka play for Germany I will root for whoever they play against.
>>154778297this, especially since 0% of Germans believe it's gonna happen
*calls up has beens like Goretzka/Groß and Sahne over the bright future*
we will never beat France or Spain with Sane and Goretzka
>>154778480You know you're a casual if you don't know Nick "Welcome back Rudi Völler" Woltemade
>>154778528Wolte "1 prem goal in 2026" bitch
Also you know what pisses me off? Germany will most like waste another beautiful kit on a dogshit World Cup run.And Keep in mind THIS IS THE LAST YEAR Adidas makes a Jersey for them. Next year they go Nike.
Possibly the weakest German squad in a long time. Neuer will likely save their asses but i cant see them finish beyond quarters unless they get a weak draw in the knockouts.
>>154778530who cares, he farms a lot of AVRA and i respect that.
>>154778528Zoomers really are the weakest generation
>>154778534>Neuer will likely save their assesI want (You) to know I just blurted out laughing. Are you mentally insane? Have you ever seen this guy in recent years? You cannot be seriousIt is beyond over
>>154778273With this joke group stage they at least are guaranteed a place in the knockout
>>154778544hes gay btw
>>154778577and?
>>154778273Billions must dieAnd they would be the lucky ones for not seeing this shit
>n00AHAHAHAHA
>>154778596getting fucked in the ass gives you infinite minus aura
>>154778273>No atuboluTHIS IS A DISGRACE
>>154778628Unironically should have nominated him, but only for penalties
>>154778623counterpoint
He’s the spiritual successor of Neuer
how's the ghost of anfield gonna do
>>154778311I thought rudeniger was gonna get dropped from the germ squad due to "unsportsmanlike conduct"
>>154778676He's very publically an Islamist so dropping him would be a victory for the AfD and we can't have that
>>154778273>literally didn't nominate a single right back just because he's so autistic about wanting kimmich to play thereversagelsmann really is the biggest retard we've ever had
this would have been my squad, baku not being nominated at all is baffling.
Goretzka is a closeted fag, yeah? I remember him fiercely defending fag's rights. He's Neuer's 2nd boyfriend, right? Neuer we all know is a gay with a long-standing relationship with his personal trainer, yeah? Why are there so many gays? Is it the EBM/techno influencing xher brains?
>>154778735Frenchified.
>>154778769gnabry is injured, otherwise he would have made my squad as well
>>154778691in other words he's holding die mannschaft hostage
I genuinely think the US team is better than Germany. I guess we'll find out in the upcoming friendly, but I could see us winning comfortably.
>>154778691To be fair the biggest afd L would be any afd W because then theyd actually have to do anything and couldnt comfily cry anymore all day
>>154779061Good thing the others will make a CDU-SPD-Grüne-Linke-BSW coalition to prevent that. All of these parties are soooo competent
>>154778273>nagelsmeme
goretzka had to be called up to sexually satisfy neuer
>>154779060Lol. We just lost Richards and our best player has been shit for months. We are not on the level.
>>154779060We are all aware that our team is quite mediocre and especially shouting terms of cohesion since Nagelsmann is a retardBut if you seriously believe you guys are the favorite against us and have higher individual quality, you are a retard. That does not mean you won’t be able to have a better tournament, though
>>154784404>shoutingFuck phoneposting, I meant „shit in“
>>154778273>Defensive>OffensiveUTTERWOKENONSENSE
